there’s nothing funnier than jerma making decent progress and then it immediately cutting to him somewhere way farther down with no context

The man driving the car is the greatest Jerma villain of all time

he gets strangely philosophical when he's malding

When he frantically screams his own name I can actually feel his anguish

"I'm not mad I'm just asking a question" - Jerma said calmly.

YOU MISSED THAT JUMP, TRY ANOTHER

Ive been searching KZfaq for hours like constantly going back to the fridge expecting something different. Here you come, the steak in the freezer hidden under the vegetables

"Super Mario's rollin' over in his grave right now! That's right, HE'S DEAD!" is an extremely underrated Jerma quote. Best meltdown he's had since Getting Over It.

How is it that Jerma always seems to beat games while listening to that incredibly cheesy motivational video.

Game starts at 37:20

1:11:44 the way the guys voice fades out, telling Jeremy to remember... like an old sage, telling his student his final lesson before dying. Magnificent.

Watching this live was terrifying, jerma really almost broke

The coin is proof that all you need to control jerma is a vague promise of a reward and shiny keys

“Here on today’s current events and political panel, it’s internet content creator Jeremy Elbertson!” “>:(“

The bit with the perfectly timed "It is yours!" is absolutely extraordinary. 1:10:10

54:09 I have never met a man who will scream out his own name out of anguish

1:12:20 this moment is on par with jesse pinkman escaping at the end of breaking bad. the way he manically laughs in relief is how you know this game broke him.

Someone just needs to take sound bites from this vod and they have every sound effect they'll ever need for life.

There was something about the Highway to Hell bit at 54:43 with Jerma's voice constantly popping in and out of the silence accompanied by the song that drew me to the edge of psychosis

This stream was the hero's journey, Plato's cave, the Mona Lisa, and Ghostbusters II all rolled into one spiritual ascension representing the entirety of the human condition.

the glass scream at 1:05:32 is a criminally underrated Jerma Moment

29:30 i like how hes still talking even when his heart stopped, like the hot sauce is now powering his body before killing him

Jerma has the best and worst of everything impressions, noises, stories, meltdowns, streams, not gameplay though he only has the *BEST* gameplay

20:34 your Minnesota aunt finally fishes the 5 year AA meeting coin out of the drain

What a saga of heroism this was, honestly. What an absolute thoroughbred of a gamer he is for beating this game. Especially considering these streams contain among the worst Jerma meltdowns ever, period. What a journey.

I think I still have a screenshot on my iPad from this stream, it's an image of the game with text across the screen reading "Brb putting ice cubes down my underwear"

13:07 - datsa debwededeh milk team 14:55 - DEUDEDIDUDEDUDE (oh YEAH) 18:05 - Joker laugh 25:10 - Goblin GAWWW 26:05 - video games SUCK 36:17 - stepped on bagpipes 37:55 - Thunderstruck fuckup 39:58 - Jerma thunderstruck proves to be his downfall 47:32 - maimed by a bear 50:06 - Jerma is grabbed by a giant and squeezed like a toy 50:50 - Jerma's real life 54:36 - Jerma clears his throat 55:24 - Jerma goblin cackle; Jerma sings Highway to Hell in triumph 1:05:32 - Jerma screams 1:07:10 - BRB, putting ice cubes down underwear 1:07:53 - Very Relaxing 3 Hour Video of SMALL Waterfall 1:08:35 - What is this SAD SHIT?? (AC/DC sitcom) 1:09:05 - Here's to you 1:10:01 - That's the end of the game and I FUCKED IT. 1:10:40 - Booing 1:12:20 - Triumph and final goblin cackle

*jumps in any video game* “Ah yes, just like Luigi.”

1:05:58 Jerma sprouts wings and flies away in a fit of rage

18:00-19:28 is the most insane sequence in a video i have ever seen

5:37 arguably my favorite part, just the fact that he held a grudge to an inconvenience

Hearing the joy in his voice when he makes it to the part where he can’t fall down to the sewer anymore is what I live for

It's actually insane how much power the motivational speech & applause youtube video has over him

I can feel him eyeing that save and quit in pure desperation on every single pause.

Fun fact- I found jerma through a jump king rage comp where he goes on a rant saying “all video games are bad non of them are good”. Right here 26:09

38:00 Man that timing was something else

the cut to him at the bottom at 37:02 is the height of comedy

Jump king is what I call Jerma when he can’t reach the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

36:59 “at least there was progress!” *smash cut to Jerma at almost the start of the game*

Can’t believe jerma got Hannibal Lecter to play jump king on stream, and his impression of jerma is so good

He started playing so much better when he was trying to get the coin, his inner Mr. Green shining through

I've found what makes Jermas gaming sessions so special, he genuinely feels like you're playing with your older brother, exact same humour and energy. He even says "stop making me laugh man"

Deranged man repeatedly tells the voices in his head he is not mad

Jerma’s muffled scream at 1:05:36 made me cry from laughing

Jerma saying, "dogshit" while falling the entire way back down killed me. And the playing with fire celebratory thunder struck dance followed by jumping off the edge again, holy shit jerma has to be the greatest entertainer of all time.

I love how at 29:35 he’s still talking as he’s flatlining made me cackle

Jerma begging himself to stop playing was so real

Ok but imagine if the developer added a fun mode to see how fast you could get to the bottom?

I think this was the first time *EVER* that Jerma played a *rage-inducing* game *WITHOUT* getting angry OR upset OR mentally breaking down! One for the history books ya know?!

i like the several thunderstruck renditions throughout this journey

I was watching at 1.25x at 45:59 and actually burst out laughing when he mentioned the song was slowed down

The noise at 26:02 scarred me for life.

The "you go the extra mile" bit while he's falling down fucking killed me. I think I snorted my brain between the molecules of my skull

It's about time Jerma's pain and agony was uploaded to 2ndJerma!

18:00 onwards is fucking crazy I feel as if I am watching someone in a mental asylum

30:06 my favorite line this whole stream.

Not knowing whether this 73 MINUTE LONG video would actually end in him completing the game or not made every fall past the one hour mark legitimately stressful. And then when he hit the final screen, the simultaneous feeling of relief that it would be over soon, and also disappointment that there wouldn't be another hour long saga of him getting to the end. What an incredible experience

it's so incredible to me that he got so far so quick, there are some people who play for like 20-30 hours and get no where near he got in 2. so crazy.

"I'm giving it a real attempt here" Falls literally the moment he stops talking

If the coin was anything else he wouldn't try to get it, but since it's a coin he has to use it to fuel his gambling addiction

YOU'VE BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK

I'm so glad this is an hour long, show every step of his pain.

The slowed down ACDC was the perfect song to play because the tone of it makes it seem like he's just so defeated that even the song is losing faith in him.

Him playing difficult games is just a new Jerma sound generator

Watching these streams was the most fun I've had watching anything

I like how the evil goblin that jerma forces to edit his videos shows where jerma falls to before ending the clip

Jerma really went through all that trouble to move the bird to the next area but he doesn't go back to get the boots..

The absolute TERROR in his voice 54:08. I felt that.

I can imagine that one scene from the shining with the papers but it just says "I WILL NOT GO GET THE BOOTS"

Crazy how Jerma has made two of the most memorable moments of any person online using the same motivational audio

When Jerma eats whole live chickens he dumps an entire bottle of hotsauce on them first

When a man begins roleplaying as Goldilocks, you know Jump King has broken him.

51:32 his courage impression was so good lmaoo

Everytime I watch a Jerma985 video for some reason I Imagine Jeremy being someone who just barely graduated from Comedy school trying to turn every Situation into a bit. And having that thought in your head kind of makes him even funnier.

Nine minutes into the video, barely into the castle, and he gets self-conscious about his own Mega Milk shirt.

Jerma doesn’t laugh he cackles like the joker

I dont know if its here i havent watched it yet but the hot sauce skit is honestly one of my favorite ever. The idea of it is just so ridiculous i think of it in my head and find it hilarious every single time.

Finally, American psycho 2

When I’m older I’m gonna tell my grandkids about how a grown man chased a bird for a coin for hours and then played dmca music and didn’t even get mad or rage once

55:10 Possibly the funniest DMCA prevention effort ever

5:36 greatest Jerma villain. The start of his mental downfall.

This is one of my favorite Jerma streams to rewatch. He asks "why do we do this to ourselves," and I think it's because of the thrill you get from watching someone overcome an impossible task. That's probably why these kinds of games are still so popular: because you get this insane sense of accomplishment for defeating this bullshit challenge. When all the odds are against you, the victory is that much sweeter

40:19 I love how the beat of the song hits as he hits the wall on his way down

When the double audio started at 50:05 I legit thought I had lost my mind.

This is like the good ending of a Jerma meltdown stream compared to, say, neutral for The Thing streams and bad for the Hit & Run one

I recently was in a meeting and I told someone repeatedly and vehemently "I - Will - Not - Go - Get - The - Boots!" It worked.

The ascent into madness..

the pool analogy is incredibly accurate

36:10-37:33 perfect comedic timing

1:07:49 might be the funniest moment of the stream

1:12:23 best laugh

I love games which bring all of Jerome's personalities out as they fight for dominance.

16:31 that sounded like a snake getting it's intestines dragged out of it's mouth

5:35 **Porsche sounds intensify**

"What do you _get_ for beating this game? A smoking habit?" Well, Getting Over It doesn't give you any info on that, but at least Jump King tells you right when you start up the game: there is a smoking hot babe at the top!

14:55 new alarm clock

Oh my God, I have never been so relieved for something to end in an expectable way as in this game.

1:08:00 I genuinely start laughing out tears from how aggressively he says "BUY EVERY AD SLOT!"

Congrats to Jack for getting this awesome edit on the (second) main channel!

Wow, can't believe Jerma managed to surmount such a challenge! ...when's he gonna do the rest of the game? :p