Lmao he created a new plot to the movie and stuck to it 😂

Jessica Jones i mean she did say in the beginning something about the doctor prescribing him three cups of tea a day so maybe he does have some illness as well? Or he just aging lol

Yes, the dying illness that is a limp leg The treatment is three cups of tea every day, obviously

Bastion Cory Aren’t we all technically dying

Yeah he seemed to piece that together at one point and was really just doing a bit

Yeah he knows that he isnt sick. He even admitted that he made the sick part up during the movie but his brain really wanted it to be true so he kept on assuming that her dad was sick. But he knows deep down that the dad wasnt sick. :p

Loool

Whimsical Poverty God Well, am I wrong?

True. That cricket basically controlled the whole film. The cricket is the reason the match-making session failed and he's the reason Mushu decided to help Mulan. He truly was lucky.

He was also the reason they found Shang’s dad and his army. I think Cricket wrote the letter and Mushu was just reading it out loud!

Hilariously in the alternate opening. She did get matchmade. To Li Shang.😂

Good points, all!@@avivastudios2311

And the fact that asian emperors where concidered like gods back in The Day 😂

I never noticed that. Not on a conscious level anyway. Thats a wonderful insight

@@elite_rock_god2292 Historically speaking, Chinese emperors weren't really considered as gods. They only have the "Mandate of Heaven" which is kind of the blessing that the gods gave you in order to have the right to rule and it's an important thing bc if u lost your mandate of heaven, you would be considered as an unworthy ruler.

@@elite_rock_god2292 Although, there are rulers that were considered as Gods. For example, Egyptian Pharaohs. They were considered as Gods by their subjects, in contrast to Chinese emperors who only have the blessing of the Gods but are not the Gods themselves.

@@marzzarella2770 yeah, lots of celestial undertones with ancient eras. They really had a thing for idolizing their rulers.

but hey thats just a theory

@@thankunext5602 A film theory! Aaaand cut.

@@moondustshine9381 lmao

@kirishima shouldn't you be in school?

@@sienna9413 nope

He did that for Tangled too he didn’t know it was about rapunzel😂

How does this have 2.7k likes and only one comment

Joy Wonder 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Him whyle watching Tangled "I know about 80% of this movie" Also Dylan after 5 minutes in "OH IT'S ABOUT RAPUNZEL?"

emma mac no it’s in Japan

LOL

Horse does not equal animal, but Cricket does.

He called Cricket an animal 😂

I feel like out of a cricket, a horse and a dragon, the horse is definitely the most animal-y one

Right lol he was right about her having 2 animals but they are the horse and the dragon. Bcuz the cricket is a bug not an animal lmfao 😂 🤣 😆

broooo why did reading this comment give me chills! 😂😭

DAMNNNN never thought of it that way nor saw the dragon symbolization throughout her preparing to join the army

That is so cool! 🤯

@@lizziem6179 me tooo i got literal chills and said woah out loud to nobody😭

Never thought of that before.

What a comedian

Mady Renea lol well it is true.

i had the same reaction though

MamaMoo are the best Kpop group of all time bitches ...you like mamamoo? 😏😏😏😏😏 moomoos

FOR REAL

Magical Kathy for real what

sameee

Literally has me crying every single time lol, as I had the kind of parents who would have only cared about the accomplishment (the sword and medallion).

They found their girl worth fighting for. Its happy expectations vs brutal reality.

And then the movie isn’t a musical anymore after that point.

YES and then mulan picks up the doll to symbolize that little girl was the one worth fighting for! so well done

@@cara9680 omg I love that that’s so sad

I don't think any other movie, anywhere, has ever done a better job showing the real cost of war than Mulan did just in those 2-3 minutes when they found the burnt out village and the slaughtered army. It was both genre-appropriate and child-appropriate, but at the same time, it's so deadly serious about what war really is, and what it means. All the gratuitous blood and gore in the world could never have half as much impact as Mulan finding that little doll in the snow -- and then leaving it at the base of the sword Li Shang left for his father, the perfect tribute to the people he died defending. It didn't need to be graphic to have impact. In fact, I think sometimes the blood and gore actually go too far, to the point where they trivialize violence by turning it into nothing but a gross-out fest. There are a lot of creators today who could learn a lot from how Mulan did it.

hopefully he will watch tangled next, he said he haven't watched it

@@bluewindou3378 YES. Princess and the Frog (but he probably won't do it if he sees this because he doesn't want recommendations)

@@puppycattango lol true, is secret between us then XD

I bet Dylan hasn’t watched many Disney classics if he hasn’t seen Mulan

I just want him to do some of the good DreamWorks films like Httyd trilogy, RotG, and Megamind.

Yaaasss

Time?

im kinda mad he either talked over or didnt notice her dad isn't the most supportive of her especially when it comes to war...thats kinda important.....shes proving something to him ..he isn't just mr. nice guy ...the movie has no meat then or reaosn for her to die for him

@@razkable You do know that the movie takes place in ancient China and back then this was their mentality? Man should go to war and women stay back and maintain the household.

@@Anna-hu8ql 6:43 :)

In the horse..?

The live action was disappointing, and definitely not as good as the animated in my opinion

Hello fell once 💖🤌

Im a parrot and when i heard that at 7 i kept saying to my mom when she had a special guest over lmfao

this is literally bare minimum

@@flover7150 !!!!!

@@flover7150 And yet some... well, we can't exactly call them 'men', can we? So... 'boys'... still find it hard to reach THAT level. So...

@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 it’s really a shame. Also, I wish The Emperor had waited like thirty seconds before intervening to just let Shang beat the crap out of Chi-Fu

Um sis you okay or sumn? LMFAOO oh god your standards...

HIS NAME IS PHILIPE! PHILIPE IS A *COWARD!*

@@parkchimmin7913 Well, it is a French horse.

Liam Greenwood I-

Time stamp?? Edit: Nvm it's 17:40

@@liamgreenwood3481 omg i-

Well…technically… the ancestors expect the family’s honor to be protected by Milan being dragged home ASAP; getting killed would be an easy way to be discovered and bring shame on the family. But Mushu plans to go beyond that and make her a war hero for himself, to prove to the ancestors how great he is and earn back his place. Luckily for him, Mulan actually is a hero…

TMH SISTERS he’s not?

@@nothingbettertodo7398 He just has leg problems lol.

Nothing Better to Do nah, he’s just old lol

@@nothingbettertodo7398 (emo voice) isn't everyone?

Okay I just really wanted to say that I REALLY LOVE your profile pic, may I ask where it's from?

Late reply Looks like watercolour troye sivan

KSKZKDKZZKZKZKZ

just made your comment likes to 4k your welcome.

@@BewilderedCitrus oh my gosh I want to know too

I died laughing every time because her dad literally had a bum leg... He would have died... if Mulan wasn't a total badass. lol

I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

the first time I watched this video I loved your comment and then gave it a thumbs up. Now, rewatching the video I have once again loved this comment and then clicked the thumbs up button just to realize it actually went off and then it all came to me lmao. Anyway... I don’t know why i’m telling you this 😂 guess I rly liked your comment

Hi

Literally the dad from Raya and the last dragon

For some reason when I read this I thought it was gonna have the McGonagal twist at the end like "have a biscuit Mulan"

Flipping- Flerken ..... yes.... _YES_

yes, we watched the video

*I thought this was gonna be one of those comments where you read it backwards... guess not-*

Lol, I expected him to know that Disney classics are...well, classics

Dat "Who hurt chu?" Meme comes to mind

i'm gonna make you have 1k even if i don't care about the comment

He should apply as a voice actor! I never heard him change his voice until like 5:53/5:54 , but he's actually got some talent!

Seriously, that "To get your honor back..." does sound *nothing* like Dylan! More like some cocky Final Fantasy 18 villain!......

So the bad guy is the only one who isn't sexist? LOL

Oh the irony fjshfjd...

wow.. we kinda stan

@@Firespawnable important life lessons here: even the murderous conquerer can be a feminist lmao

Not just allowed to fight. They are allowed to choose who they wanna marry and divorce them if they want to. When the leader leaves for war, his wife rules everything. There is even a word a Hun leader said about this: "l'm your leader and she is my leader " Basically even though they are portrayed as villains in this one, you would be more lucky if you were a Hun in those times rather than Chinese.

shahad alsaif finally another arab that’s watching dylan u go girl

I mean, if he starts doing animated movies, then he definitely needs to watch “A Silent Voice”

He needs to watch Brother Bear a.k.a the most underrated movie

he completely forgot he did incredibles 2

@@lucia-fj6nc I agree👌

I love how Disney always put in some 'adult' jokes, lol! Thank you for telling. :)

Now I can't get this new information out of my head... Especially the fapping one lol About the Ping tho, it never cross my mind that Mulan would use the word Ping 瓶(pot) instead of this Ping 平(Peace/Even) since it's not a common word for names. But the joke still stands because the Chinese also have word plays on words that sounds the same but has different meanings.

chronicxhippie 😂😂😂 thank you for this!

Not sure if the pun has layers, or just needs a lot of explaining to a different language. Still nice to know.

@@talic-os5899 well, if the pun does have layers, I guess you could call it a punion.... I'm so sorry🤦😂

IKR? 🤣

In some other Mulan stories he was dying of a disease.

Sooo... he's dying, is what you're saying. Did I get that right?

@UCELnzVbKvo8KmJ8kn3fCZdQ - That was a joke sir/madam/unknown entity.

We’re all dying...

Yeah and China would have lost the war lmao

@@argyled lol

her dad is an ex soldier, so wouldn't have been in shang's troops. his troups were the newbies. woulda probs been in his dad's troop and died in that battle...

@@Jo.Jo.222 Jeez... that's dark...

@@Jo.Jo.222 OH MY GOD THAT'S EVEN WORSE

Irina E yeah he has a gravestone and everything😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He's grown alright. He's 6'4" 😂😂😂

i’m more of a grown man than dylan will ever be, and i don’t even have arms

For titles like that one is how I found Dylan :’)

This!!!

I got a shirt from Amazon that alludes to this. It's amazing

And now that applys to him

"DISHONOR ON YOUR CRICKET!"

Gabriela Romero I WAS WAITING FOR IT TOO SKSJSJSJ

Wise words

Watching again in 2022 when there’s another war…. Yeah it is mate😂🤦🏽‍♀️

Lmao how ironic

I was surprised too. Thank goodness he fixed such horrible mistake. Lol

I only recently watched Mulan so... Yeah, apparently not uncommon.

I watched it at all, either!

Yeah like is he not a 90s kid?

I know right how does a child of the 90s miss this masterpiece?

I love her so much in all 3 she is so cool

@@marijkedepla2729 Cause there are no objections, Mulan is a queen.

Honestly, it's like the best line of the movie. I remember that the first time I watched it, I was in tears.

I died when that line happened

kinda the best line ever

it’s such a good line but i watched it on a plane and they??? censored?? it?? how is that inappropriate like what???

@@leenakhanye wtf😂

Dude,,, i can't unhear it now

I think he was more incredulous at the character, like a laugh of disbelief.

@@bd3966 I agree. I laughed too because it sounds so ridiculous.

it's pretty funny though. I always laugh at that part lol.

Just watch, that line will be taken out of the movie in the future. Would not pass today lol

@@alliemarie670 No it was meant to be in the movie on purpose to show how sexist people were back then especially. I don't think they'll remove it because that's one of the main purposes of the movie.

Is that health as ur pic? Rip

@@bloopdaddy No, it's death.

Best line 15/10

Lol

Right? haha!

Joy Nicole 😂😂😂

Like "this is not my problem anymore, they'll take care of it" xD

That quote he says though what a boss!

I was so happy when he noticed... Mulan is my favorite disney movie of all time, so I’ve seen it a lot. But that scene makes me crack up every. single. time.

My sisters and I always laughed our asses off at that scene

When I watched it a second time I caught this and I started laughing cause its so dumb XD

*every dynasty

Yeah, he "kinda" summed it up ;)

Well now I know what to expect for World War III

@@hedroppedthecheesecake6455 now remember, if you shoot at the Iranian mountains maybe you can create an avalanche

should have said war is a real thing

ME THE ENTIRE VIDEO

Meeeee! Everytime I was like, he just has a bad knee and can't walk without a cane, he's not dying!!!

SAME! Every time he's says "he's dying". Nope. NOT DYING JUST CRIPPLED.

Whatever. He misunderstood that part. No need to take it so personally

OMG THIS WAS ME WHENEVER DYLAN BROUGHT UP "the father's illness" LMAO!

It was introduced only in 1979.

Is that still a thing? I swear I heard it got revoked

It's two children now.

@@geekwithglasses2897 I think they did, they now have more males than females because of it.

xXYana_Del_RayeXx yuup because everyone ditches the girls (example: me lol)

We dont talk about it

Also probably wrong time period (I'm not going to start a Classic Disney Timeline).

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

😂😂😂

@@joelle3273 At first I thought you were the opening to The Lion King like NAAAAAAAHHH

She reminded me of Young Sheldon's Grandma.

Right? What did he watch as a kid?

@@miinky21 probably play with sticks

@@bloopdaddy 😂😂😂😂😂😂omg

I've still never seen it...I liked this crash course thru Dylan's eyes tho much more entertaining than actually watching the whole movie no thanks

@@NickyNicole21 I guarantee the movie is more entertaining

Not technically a princess, but I agree.

Tiana from the princess and the frog is also great

And Merida, don't forget Merida.

Bubu it’s Tiana but she’s badass as well. This is my list: 1.Mulan 2. Tiana 3. Merida 4. Moana 5. Pocahontas

Devony Jaden Disney advises her as a Disney Princess so I would say she is

I was just about to comment that! lol Haha

tmw I commented this 1 day before them and didnt get a single like. Feelshurtman

Was looking for this xd

Most of my friends will hold it high just to cover their nips 😅 shy boy rights

I think that's cute and sexy.

Cute 😊

I highly respect that.

Can confirm I also do that

Yes! The day that i understood i was like «...ouuuu man...»...

i literally watched this movie everyday for like 2 years as a kid and loved it but soooo much of it went over my head that I've grown to appreciate as I've gotten older including how this film has actual stakes and violence like this line

I remember my heart dropped when I first heard that line

...I‘m a grown up and I still don‘t get it. can anyone explain please?

@@harleyunique677 Two people are not needed to send a message. Only one person. So they kill off the extra.

Period 😂

1.5k likes and no replies. but Dylan is cute tho

hinata shoyo yeah like all these high liked comments have no replies lmao

Its name is krickie

and I think it's justified

funny how those lines went over our heads as kids and now, we're like ahhhh now I get it lmao

Doesn't matter how many times I've seen it since childhood, when she slaps the crap out of Mushu for "seeing straight through her armor," It just gets me right in the giggle bone for some reason. I've literally seen Mulan probably over a hundred times, and it's just the best, every time.

That line is immortal lol

yass Mulan is the most rewatchable movie in existence!!! I must have seen it weekly as a kid (we had the old tape😂) and it never got old or dull, only better! and now as an adult it got even better because they snuck these clever jokes that go right over you head when you're a kid

He walked off as if he heard the water boiling on the stove

I know it's like his microwave beeped or something.

Ikr like instead of following mulan he couldve killed the emperor still

I love the emperor now I wish he got more screen time

No matter how much the wind howls the mountain cannot bow to it 😂 The emperor described in one sentence straight savage

Me: Uh, sir. This is a Wendy’s.

😂😂😂

Tbf he could've just respected her and liked her as a friend before he found out. I imagine a lot of people would be more inclined to date their (platonic) best friend if they suddenly found out they were of the gender that they were sexually attracted to. Not saying that everyone would have those feelings if that were the case, but I do think it's a significant amount of people. It makes sense because ideally your partner would also be your best friend (except you're also sexually attracted to them).

@@iisuperstarii7310 let him be bi please im begging you

i mean the fake name that Mulan goes by does directly translate to slang for gay,,, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they sprinkled in Shang being bi-

@@iisuperstarii7310 orrrrr he can be just bi ?! You literly didnt have to write a novel to just push your straightnes into him

I swear, when i read your comment, Dylan said it at the same moment 😂😂😂 this is hell of a coincidence

I literally tapped on this just as he said it wtf thas weird

TRUE 😭😭

😂😂😂 maybe he’s bi

I so like how he falls in love with a MAN and just 'No I AM TOTALLY STRAIGHT"

Ya'll do realize that it was a bromance with ping and li Shang not a romantic but familial/emotional comradery, like actual armies today. It was only romance when mulan was pinning li Shang as ping and then reciprocated and morphed when her identity was revealed and their bond was mended able to grow over the events in the end of the movie, after, and finally solidified in the 2nd movie.

@@6_checkmate_9 or maybe he actually fancied ping because ping was a badass underdog who also happened to save his life

This is a great comment! I wish more would see it because yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

Yes... As mythical as unicorns 😀

What world do you live in where crickets are mythical?

@@jacknapier8201 read their comment again

@@nightsaresosstarry the inclusion of dragons in the everyday animals part implies they aren't

A bisexual king! I’m living sjskjsksk

A bicon! 💙💗💜

Uh I wouldn’t go that far

Facts

Our fav canon bisexual!