Big Green Ogre Movie is DARKER Than You Remember

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4 жыл бұрын

It's October, so I decided to watch one of the most well known monster movies of all time, "Big Green Ogre Movie". What a classic. And let me tell you, this monster movie was disturbing!
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@taylorangelinaa 4 жыл бұрын

“So is he like racist against all fairytale people” -Dylan Mathews, 2019

@3vivk 4 жыл бұрын

tom lewis *who cares you can’t reply to a funny comment if you take it too seriously

@Victoria-je2xw 4 жыл бұрын

@tom lewisstop being mean wtf this is the comment section of a youtube video. stop taking this so seriously it's making you look like an asshole

@petezahut2432 4 жыл бұрын

These comments aren’t funny regardless. Stop it. Get some help.

@Victoria-je2xw 4 жыл бұрын

@tom lewis ur a fucking 10 yr old get off youtube and go to sleep

@3vivk 4 жыл бұрын

maze who did i quote?

@usernameremoved3512 3 жыл бұрын

At this point I’m just watching movies with a random guy on the internet..

@ninabanana8706 3 жыл бұрын

Several times a day...

@carlycchapman 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@dearthofdoohickeys4703 3 жыл бұрын

Ssh don’t think about it. Just buy into the illusion you have a friend and you’ll feel better. It’s what I do.

@mammaloz3760 3 жыл бұрын

Best company I’ve had in a while 😂

@isag.s.174 3 жыл бұрын

And it is so addictive

@evelynvas3800 3 жыл бұрын

Dylan: *cringes at the dragon romance* Also Dylan: *crushes on ursula*

@cjjackson2423 3 жыл бұрын

Yea she’s not a freakin animal 🤣

@evelynvas3800 3 жыл бұрын

@@cjjackson2423 she's... she's half octopus...

@cjjackson2423 3 жыл бұрын

@@evelynvas3800 oohhhhhh I’m thinkin of frozen 🤣🤦🏾‍♂️ ain’t her name ursa or sum?

@evelynvas3800 3 жыл бұрын

@@cjjackson2423 n-no...?

@cjjackson2423 3 жыл бұрын

Wtf is her name again from frozen. Help a nigga out damn 🤣🤣🤣

@Kay-qy9ns 3 жыл бұрын

As a Scottish person i never actually clocked on that they made Shrek Scottish I just assumed thats how Orgres spoke

@posavka 3 жыл бұрын

Wait wasn’t the voice actor Hungarian or something like that

@Kay-qy9ns 3 жыл бұрын

@@posavka I mean maybe but it’s a Scottish accent he’s doing

@user-wo3yd5ke4s 3 жыл бұрын

@@posavka it's Mike Myers......

@posavka 3 жыл бұрын

@@Kay-qy9ns oh ok thanks didn’t know that

@posavka 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-wo3yd5ke4s didn’t know, thanks though.......

@weebethyboop1700 4 жыл бұрын

‘Although she lives with 7 men, she’s not easy’ Dylan: *Shocked pikachu face*

@ruya3471 4 жыл бұрын

Could someone explain

@ruya3471 4 жыл бұрын

@@nika.1575 ohhh thanks

@kait5304 4 жыл бұрын

But like same, this joke flew right over my head as a kid

@for.tax.reasons 4 жыл бұрын

Dylan's like "you should be chugging way more respect women juice"

@WhatRemainsofNovaJames 4 жыл бұрын

I’m so dirty minded but I somehow do not understand that joke 😂

@simply_a_clown 4 жыл бұрын

I was physically uncomfortable for those few seconds that the light wasn’t green

@oreodragon7979 4 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@beksl5411 4 жыл бұрын

I feel the pain rn. Umm like why not green

@batmanshousewife 4 жыл бұрын

omg right? I was not going to enjoy it if he kept it blue

@mayacake803 4 жыл бұрын

I'm still feeling anxious cause i know that at some point it will no longer be green

@forever_rae9055 4 жыл бұрын

omg i was getting sureal squidward vibes...

@tinker7326 3 жыл бұрын

Theory: it’s possible the dragon was feeding her right, but wat was she EATING??? SHE WAs EaTiNG KNIGHTSSS. ( I think) if u go to 12:40 u can see a cookbook about the best parts of a Knight. So it’s possible that Fiona was CANNIAble or the cookbook was just for the dragon

@Thepixieliz 3 жыл бұрын

i neverrr noticed that omg

@bruhkent6895 3 жыл бұрын

Considering how large the cookbook was it was probably the dragon cooking her food

@abigailc6873 3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations Fiona *YOU’RE* *A* *CANNIBAL* 👁👄👁

@SizzlingVibe 3 жыл бұрын

BRO. I NEVER NOTICED.

@hannahchitty-finch7738 3 жыл бұрын

Ob my god

@JJhee1 3 жыл бұрын

I just noticed that the reason why Fiona was ok with eating rats and bugs is because that's what she probably had to eat when she was trapped in the tower. I never put much thought into it but when Dylan mentioned it got me wondering too.

@Goldeneyesluvsjasper Жыл бұрын

Either that or because she's also and ogre...

@zizojaezekeom3565 10 ай бұрын

It's because she turns into a ogre at night so she eats whatever at night

@alexisd6106 3 ай бұрын

No…it’s foreshadowing that she’s also an ogre just like Shrek is.

@tiariley3387 4 жыл бұрын

Fiona: *Exists* Dylan: “WHO FEEDS YOU?!”

@love4soapie 3 жыл бұрын

Bahahahahaha

@aylacrissman3443 3 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU!! I kept asking my parents that as a kid! (Spoiler, they didn’t know and kept telling me it’s a cartoon and not to think too hard when I comment on it now a days.)

@ariassosa2610 3 жыл бұрын

The corpses of the knights who failed to rescue her

@AWinterLullaby 3 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is the movie answers at 12:40 and he doesn't even notice

@grantpflum6844 3 жыл бұрын

@@ariassosa2610 Funny thing was, I thought you were joking. Then I checked the 12:40 comment. Damn man.

@3vivk 4 жыл бұрын

Dylan *watches a children’s movie from 2001* Dylan: Why isn’t he killing anyone? Why is no one dying?

@amoreweasley5302 4 жыл бұрын

Haha!!

@krissybee123 4 жыл бұрын

that's just dylan during any movie commentary. always hoping people will die 😂😂

@3vivk 4 жыл бұрын

conspiracy theory very true! haha

@taniaj9427 3 жыл бұрын

It just occurred to me that this movie would've been soooo much shorter if he had picked snow white cuz she was literally in Shrek's house lol

@julia-if5dm 3 жыл бұрын

so no one's gonna talk about how dylan thinks fiona killing that bird to get the eggs was an accident? cause buddy...

@lemurcreamer.9908 2 жыл бұрын

Is it not???????????

@williamwakabi4898 2 жыл бұрын

It is she sings to loud and it explodes and so she decides to cook the eggs.

@wawaicedcoffee 2 жыл бұрын

@@williamwakabi4898 but she did that on purpose cause she was out looking for food

@faithjolley6034 2 жыл бұрын

@@wawaicedcoffee She totally did not do that on purpose. It's obvious in her face that she didn't want to kill the bird in order to get the eggs. You can she that she was trying to harmonize with the bird, they were having a bonding moment and she made a mistake and decided to roll with it.

@hopefullyhelping6664 Жыл бұрын

@@faithjolley6034And I doubt the eggs would hatch/survive if she left them, even if the were fertilized. Unless there’s a second bird parent (I think it depends on species and stuff), those eggs would be left unattended and rot in the nest. Fiona did the reasonable thing, lol.

@araani8740 4 жыл бұрын

Shrek: no dead people on my table Also Shrek: *eyeball stew*

@tei6256 4 жыл бұрын

Araani M -well would you butcher a cow on your dinner table? 😆

@araani8740 4 жыл бұрын

@@tei6256 i see i see, only _cooked_ dead people on the dinner table

@applzd 4 жыл бұрын

@@araani8740 Yup. :)

@Sun-iw3pt 4 жыл бұрын

They were slug eyes

@paulgotik 3 жыл бұрын

they could be from some animal, it's just his food

@soupsnakes181 4 жыл бұрын

Apparently no one remembers the “Shrek is love Shrek is life” thing and that’s why the word Shrek is demontizable

@wiivi132 4 жыл бұрын

Ok now things make sense 😂

@karminagaravito 4 жыл бұрын

What's the video about?

@9annax 4 жыл бұрын

It's all ogre now

@karminagaravito 4 жыл бұрын

@Multimarvelkru • Oh, but I do.

@alizaa7550 4 жыл бұрын

Ye smh they ruined shriek :(

@paulina3223 3 жыл бұрын

Dylan saying that Lord Farquaad looks like a mix between Cody and Noel is brutal

@phoebusapollo8365 Жыл бұрын

It just pissed me off 😂 Markiplier was RIGHT THERE

@malcfoy Жыл бұрын

but true

@konan2206 3 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: After Myers had already filmed the dialogue for the who movie, he went back and demanded he rerecord in the accent. EPIC CALL

@randomrosa1116 4 жыл бұрын

Fiona: “Awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me...” Dylan: WhO fEeDs YoU!? 😂😂😂

@victoriahighsmith7361 4 жыл бұрын

Shrek the musical ppl SHREK THE MUSICAL

@stxrry-night 4 жыл бұрын

I think she probably ate rats/mice

@reeceupton9640 4 жыл бұрын

In the scene where shrek is walking with fiona in the castle... 12:40 in the video. If you pause you’ll see a recipe book on how to eat humans. This is how Fiona ate food, by eating the knights that tried and failed to rescue her.

@randomrosa1116 4 жыл бұрын

Reece Upton I thought that book was for the dragon since it’s so big (the book is literally bigger than her) and also it wasn’t in Fiona’s room, and she was locked up in her room

@reeceupton9640 4 жыл бұрын

Random Rosa pretty sure dragons can’t read ... and wouldn’t need a cook book 😂 🤷🏼‍♂️ Also when Fiona is there she knows which way the exit is, therefore she has clearly been down there... who knows 🤔

@itsdemi8105 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Dylan: *hE’s A pAcIfIsT*

@-postapokalypso-7289 4 жыл бұрын

I dont get this stupid no one thing, its not even funny xD

@wokstar99 4 жыл бұрын

@@-postapokalypso-7289 Nobody: Absolutely No one: Postapokalypso : ItS nOT eVEn FuNnY

@-postapokalypso-7289 4 жыл бұрын

@@wokstar99 that however I find funny xD

@bp0ilspill92 3 жыл бұрын

I never knew the "I have to save my ass" was referring to donkey, always thought Shrek was being selfish. Thanks Dylan

@whisperwillows 3 жыл бұрын

When Shrek is showering in mud, he is ✨exfoliating✨

@Atetrigrams 3 жыл бұрын

“Pick number 3 my lord✌🏽“

@marbed29 3 жыл бұрын

What about number 4?☝🏽

@MrParkerman6 3 жыл бұрын

*Muh Lord!

@anonymousartist80 3 жыл бұрын

Why did he sound like Patrick Star???

@aki9059 3 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousartist80 STOP 😭

@lilpau5158 2 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

@winniexox6598 4 жыл бұрын

Shrek probably isn’t monetize friendly because of Shrek is love Shrek is life.

@JeLMYnoSHiKi 4 жыл бұрын

Definitely because of that. 👌 People got shrekdt over that video

@simoneoliver7379 4 жыл бұрын

Are you Shreking me?

@jaymenno405 4 жыл бұрын

I’m still traumatized by those videos 😂 I can never look at it the same again

@unie6577 4 жыл бұрын

WinnieXOX exactly wat i thought

@pluto7449 4 жыл бұрын

But shrek IS love

@FannyAdamsGhost Жыл бұрын

Watching this again I see why Donkey is so afraid of crossing that bridge, he doesn't have hands to grab on if he falls or slips, he just has hooves. Now that would be some scary shit.

@bobbiems3154 3 жыл бұрын

It’s amazing how fiona’s dress expands and gets smaller when she changes from a slender woman to a fat ogre with no stretched seams, no rips and in both forms it is skin tight. Where can I buy me a dress like that when I’m finished eating at McDonald’s?

@phoebusapollo8365 Жыл бұрын

Same place where you can buy magic that makes people turn into ogres

@tokyodeathghoul2313 8 ай бұрын

What is it with green people and having stretchy clothing?

@elizajanegoodrich8878 4 жыл бұрын

Shrek: Does literally anything Dylan: He'S a PasIfISt

@nydrayahhadayah 4 жыл бұрын

Eliza Jane Goodrich he said it as soon as I read this comment 😬

@wiivi132 4 жыл бұрын

Dylan: “Do they have kids? They better not.” Me: “Does he not know there are like four more movies?”

@luvu1165 4 жыл бұрын

He definitely needs to see the other movies now. xD

@cl759 4 жыл бұрын

He needs to shut up and get a girlfriend. Though, she would have to be insane.

@theflowerhead 4 жыл бұрын

@@cl759 That seems unrelated.

@KurtCobainsMicrophone 4 жыл бұрын

@@cl759 Does she have to be a complete bitch, too? In that case, you better submit your resume.

@valdoxtheunmerciful 4 жыл бұрын

@@cl759 I think he has a girlfriend...

@elinordavenport2341 Жыл бұрын

"she lives with seven men but she's not easy" broke me for a solid ten seconds

@acat1882 2 жыл бұрын

Dylan: If she's 5'9 and he is like half her size then he must be 5'2 Everybody: *B R U H*

@3vivk 4 жыл бұрын

Dylan: Why isn’t he just killing them!? Also Dylan: *DID THEY KILL THE MAMA BEAR!?* 😨

@ginopinori 4 жыл бұрын

I’m probably totally, and completely wrong, but Mama Bear didn't invade shrek’s propriety

@beydanurbasaksnmaz1682 3 жыл бұрын

@@ginopinori no you're right, she didn't, actually couldn't because she was already killed

@violetnorwen8491 8 ай бұрын

POOOOOORRR MAMAMMAMAMA BEAR!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@edengallagher1044 4 жыл бұрын

Shrek: *turns a live frog into a balloon animal* Dylan: "he's a pacifist"

@mae0101 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@paulgotik 3 жыл бұрын

he is just a pacifist to intelligent creatures, he still eats animals.

@visualprism4006 Жыл бұрын

The reason the background looks more bland and realistic was so dreamworks could really differentiate themselves from Disney looking ugly and more realistic compared to disneys more cartoony and cute art styles

@joykaju 3 жыл бұрын

dylan just figuring out the amount of 'animal cruelty' in this movie at 18:39 as if donkey hasn't been abused the whole movie lmao

@phoebusapollo8365 Жыл бұрын

He’s sentient, doesn’t count

@el___ugh 4 жыл бұрын

"Lord Farquaad looks like Cody Ko and Noel Miller." poor short kings

@lordindulgence 4 жыл бұрын

Smh disrespecting grandfather struggle and racially ambiguous mr unsaved

@Duhbella 4 жыл бұрын

I love short kings. My bf is the same height as me and i think its perfect.

@braedenmartin8596 4 жыл бұрын

G I can’t see unseen that know

@trevorchyz8693 4 жыл бұрын

Kings of the TMG kingdom

@milmil5350 3 жыл бұрын

Can't unsee it. How TF did he even think of that though? 😁

@TheJwa66 4 жыл бұрын

Why is this weird guy on Misoa’s KZfaq channel?

@SleepyRue 4 жыл бұрын

🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻

@ellao2734 4 жыл бұрын

what happened?

@nadiaverushka 4 жыл бұрын

ikr I miss Misoa where is she

@curryinahurry1746 4 жыл бұрын

@Zachary Khan Remember that time when this sketchy dude kept touching Misoa's shoulder while he forced her to do skin routine with him? Gives me the chills..

@kayzzle9084 4 жыл бұрын

I’m getting a weird feeling guys. Should we call the police?

@talyashaw3976 11 ай бұрын

*Dylan:* Constantly in favour of characters being maimed and killed and general violence *Also Dylan:* Believing Fiona killed the bird by accident

@Cantmakeupmymindonaname 3 жыл бұрын

So did anyone else realize? Princess Fiona married Farquaad, "that makes me King, see?! see?!" Which makes Queen Fiona a Widow on her wedding day, were she proceeds to marry Shrek. Doesnt that make "King Shrek and Queen Fiona of Duloc"?

@folded_pizza Жыл бұрын

you could argue that the marriage of Fiona and Farquaad wasn't legitimate because it wasn't consummated, it wasn't unheard-of around succession lines

@Cantmakeupmymindonaname Жыл бұрын

@@folded_pizza that is fair, also how the public (who was forced to watch) felt about that would sway what they told the other people of duloc (and possibly other village's near-by)

@amberslahlize7961 Жыл бұрын

Not if the priest/bishop said "by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife." We didn't hear that part though.

@Cantmakeupmymindonaname Жыл бұрын

@@amberslahlize7961 i did not think/realize that was necessary

@amberslahlize7961 Жыл бұрын

@@Cantmakeupmymindonaname Of course it is. ^_^

@ReMiXNeoNZz 4 жыл бұрын

So.... Lord Tiny isn't 5'2", he's apparently 4'6” which I find hilarious

@isabellabean1933 4 жыл бұрын

you mean lord fuck wad

@spookyskyes7661 4 жыл бұрын

Knowing I'm taller makes me happy

@leahsawr 4 жыл бұрын

so he’s big ed?

@annie.277 4 жыл бұрын

Im taller than him :0 Im 4'11 im basically Danny Devito

@teddybearaf1477 3 жыл бұрын

Say I’m 5’2 and that’s awesome that I’m taller then that fucker

@hometowngirl1054 3 жыл бұрын

the mom bear becoming a carpet is the most horrible part of the movie omg 😭

@sprite5869 3 жыл бұрын

I just noticed that 😭

@bruhkent6895 3 жыл бұрын

the... show.

@clairetattersall5951 3 жыл бұрын

It is indeed. But its not a show. Its a movie

@hometowngirl1054 3 жыл бұрын

@@clairetattersall5951 but people got my point right? mistakes are allowed for non-english speakers :)

@hometowngirl1054 3 жыл бұрын

@@bruhkent6895 I thought we could use "part of the show" not only for a show but like "part of the story" kinda...but ok, let's learn something new everyday

@MandiSings94 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that the curse very clearly rhymes and Dylan goes on about how it doesn't... that's a very Dylan thing so I'm not even annoyed 😂😂

@GoddessGirl2121 3 жыл бұрын

“You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden!” This is one of the best insults that I’ve ever heard! I love it!

@xMangaAddict 4 жыл бұрын

My question for this movie : how the hell does Fiona's dress not rip when she becomes an ogre?!

@erinhaury5773 4 жыл бұрын

The same way the Hulk's pants stay on, I'd imagine.

@nightinghood 4 жыл бұрын

Ronnie Blanc its part of the transformation I think

@HUNKragor 4 жыл бұрын

Plot armor +movie magic

@sierraraineymangum9883 4 жыл бұрын

Stretchy

@MusiCrazyEsperanza 4 жыл бұрын

Of all the questionable logic available to pick apart you choose clothes...

@zyonsavery4834 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: They had to re voice the whole movie because Shrek’s voice actor wanted Shrek to have an accent.

@mayfia 4 жыл бұрын

Lmd 🤣

@chi2om 4 жыл бұрын

Worth it

@Krtb8818 4 жыл бұрын

“Shrek’s voice actor” aka mike Myers

@neonpinkmusic 4 жыл бұрын

Actually the original actor passed away

@yourenotmysupervisor9311 4 жыл бұрын

NeOn JoRdAn yeah it was originally Chris Farley.

@anerepousi Жыл бұрын

The great thing about these classic films is that it doesn’t even matter that the backgrounds are boring, just shows how well written these characters are and the story in general to not be phased by it. Did not need fancy backgrounds to be a great movie and that’s what I love. Shriek is a great classic for sure!

@Bubbline13 3 жыл бұрын

I always thought Shrek was dark but didn't stop me from watching it every day till my mom said she had enough

@annasedlock3101 3 жыл бұрын

ME TOOOOO

@sloanefield6741 4 жыл бұрын

“She enjoys cocaine and cleaning!” -Dylan 2019

@alexandraaikonika 4 жыл бұрын

Those two probably go great together

@cheneethompson5756 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@itsannagrimm 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Dylan: Kissing Farquaad must be nice.

@froggylou4387 3 жыл бұрын

i love how there are no replies

@xxsmxx3117 3 жыл бұрын

1.1k likes and has 1 reply + 1 mine

@cassianand0r 3 жыл бұрын

bc there’s nothing to say, everyone simply knows it’s the truth 😍

@lfgmbby 3 жыл бұрын

2:27 the way he smiles at the camera is adorable

@naturalbby1722 Ай бұрын

He’s just too cute

@alishasantiago734 3 жыл бұрын

"He's gonna have a _dialogue_ with the king" that line had me dying

@brianafoster9552 4 жыл бұрын

Dylan: Why isn’t he killing anyone? Why is no one dying? Also Dylan: (Farquaad gets eaten) This movie is dark

@kkoga3404 4 жыл бұрын

dylan: shrek is legitimately disgusting gen z: shrek is sexy

@tickleapickle315 4 жыл бұрын

Shrexy*

@user-yz4jg7xl7u 4 жыл бұрын

😍😍😍😩💦 shrek

@Lolzakiyah 4 жыл бұрын

k koga shrek is love shrek is life🥰😍❤️🤪🤩😇

@jamesbrolly77 3 жыл бұрын

My guy Shrek called Snow White a "dead broad" fuckin hell that's funny

@ipek6851 3 жыл бұрын

This just reminded me that the sequel is a MASTERPIECE and I need to rewatch it

@torischannel9872 4 жыл бұрын

Dylan: he has to be at least 5’0 to 5’2 Google: “Lord Farquaad is 4’6 in height Dylan: *shook*

@kathulhurises 4 жыл бұрын

As a 5’2” person, let me tell you that I end up higher than the chest of someone who’s 5’9”. That hurt when he said that. 😭

@torischannel9872 4 жыл бұрын

Kathulhu don’t worry bro 4’11 life is pretty rad

@KarenDoesStuff 4 жыл бұрын

Lol kind of proud I predicted Lord Farquad’s height pretty accurate. I’m 5 ft I was like no way he’s 4’7” easy

@16taysia 4 жыл бұрын

I'm 4 inches taller than him, HAH! 😂

@savon-katrell7966 4 жыл бұрын

Lord Farquaad Lord Far-kwad Lord Fok - wad Lord Fuckwad?? 🤔

@aleksandrak72 4 жыл бұрын

Dylan:“shriek you’re too reckless” Me sleep deprived : *shreckless* Edit: thanks for the likes guys

@thatkeren 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I love this

@maxxie789 4 жыл бұрын

There’s actually a halloween special called ‘scared shrekless’ I’m not kidding

@Yahoodoraze 4 жыл бұрын

SAME

@aleksandrak72 4 жыл бұрын

Keren lol thx

@aleksandrak72 4 жыл бұрын

maxxie mcnamara lol I didn’t know that damn

@hollypendred 10 ай бұрын

My favourite thing ever is Dylan singing Hallelujah and then his “hallelujah” turns into a laugh at a Farquaad short joke 😂

@joshie3815 3 жыл бұрын

dylans reaction to shrek pulling out a whole ass ear-wax candle from his ear lol

@Elleenn_95 4 жыл бұрын

Does anyone else remember the movie “flushed away” that had hugh Jackman and Kate winslet in it? No. Just me.

@aaliyahfrancois3118 4 жыл бұрын

Loved that movie

@hannahkovalcik2905 4 жыл бұрын

Dude that move was lit🔥

@hannahkovalcik2905 4 жыл бұрын

Movie*

@arbuckle6103 4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@actuallynathalie4650 4 жыл бұрын

that movie was awesome

@lana89001 4 жыл бұрын

Me: *having a integrated midterm tomorrow* Dylan: “IM REWATCHING SHERK” Me: “I literally have nothing to do besides watching this video”

@thatkeren 4 жыл бұрын

SAME DUDE SAME I have a test at college tomorrow and I’m here I regret everything yet I regret nothing

@NY-eq6gb 4 жыл бұрын

If this ain't me😂

@bellonarogue2150 4 жыл бұрын

Same! 😆

@helenwinter3320 4 жыл бұрын

Good luck!!!

@GentlyUsedFrog 4 жыл бұрын

SHERK? SHERKNADO? Fund this movie.

@oyayayaya9420 3 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe I’ve been binge watching a grown man doing a commentary of various films, including movies like this one. I don’t know what and how you did it but so far you’re doing great at it.

@Fork1 Жыл бұрын

I think it as a huge plothole, that Dylan wants murder all the time, until he gets it in Shrek, and then he's like "I'm out. This is too dark!"

@OzzyPonders 4 жыл бұрын

Better title: Ogre Daddy is rougher than we thought

@jasmine511 4 жыл бұрын

Luis Downme good morning to everyone except you

@tatiannawilliams6733 4 жыл бұрын

ah i see u also r on that side of the internet

@jamilahhudgins1746 4 жыл бұрын

People may judge you for this but not I

@milliaboo765 4 жыл бұрын

i can’t believe you made me read this with my own two eyes

@abyssoffortitude 4 жыл бұрын

@@milliaboo765 lol

@anesiaandrews214 4 жыл бұрын

"Although she lives with 7 other men, she's not easy" I would have never gotten that joke if he didn't mention it. EDIT: Mum I'm famous!

@millieadams6072 3 жыл бұрын

Zoë Balafoutis she’s the only girl living with 7 men but she’s not willing to sleep with men That’s what I thought but I could be wrong

@Kikiricki11 3 жыл бұрын

Zoë Balafoutis „Easy“ is also often used for saying „he/dhe is easy to sleep with. They sleep with everyone“. So...yeah.

@diodaon4898 3 жыл бұрын

@Zoë Balafoutis shes living with seveb man but she is not having intercouse with any, shes not easy to hook up with

@coco2.2 3 жыл бұрын

omgggg I got it at like 12 yo

@karolinak7140 3 жыл бұрын

@Zoë Balafoutis what else would you think it means?

@alexarose598 2 жыл бұрын

Dylan: I’m gonna try to mimic his accent **Flashbacks start from back when he did a Scottish accent for a whole series** DYLAN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T DO IT

@Saved-by-Grace. Жыл бұрын

Omg what series 😭😂

@juderayner 8 ай бұрын

@@Saved-by-Grace. Love Island😂

@nadirimyers6643 3 жыл бұрын

“He farted that fish to death” 😂 I’m in tears

@Irina-hq1ns 4 жыл бұрын

No one: Not even a single soul: Dylan: he’s a pacifist ogre

@lizethbecerra9852 4 жыл бұрын

Lorelai pacifist* :)

@MELTEDBUHTTER 4 жыл бұрын

I read that right as he said it

@Kristianalexis1 9 ай бұрын

I’m here again after Steve Harwell, former lead singer of “Smash Mouth”, was just pronounced dead 😔🪦

@ihdaliasolis5781 3 жыл бұрын

no one: dylan: *imagining resting his chin on lord farquads chin while kissing*

@Lovia_ 4 жыл бұрын

12:17 to 12:18 Question: "Who feeds you?" Answer: "She eats the corpses of the dead knights once she turns into an ogre during the night."

@rosygarrido 4 жыл бұрын

Dammmn....That's a thought

@reginasalieva 4 жыл бұрын

Olivia Welo then what does dragon eat?

@malslslb5394 4 жыл бұрын

She is like “This sucker didn’t save me from the tower, at least he’s gonna save me from starving”

@thatjedifromgallifrey6663 4 жыл бұрын

No one: Not a single soul: Dylan: *hE's a pAcIfiSt*

@ObiEdits 4 жыл бұрын

well, he is not wrong tho.

@cokeandcheese.6617 3 жыл бұрын

4:02 _they sound like that one vine when the guy squeezed all the rubber chickens._

@kemistree. 3 жыл бұрын

I watched this movie again yesterday for the first time in ten years and I totally didn't catch all the dark bits when I was younger. Yes, that's momma bear having been killed and made into a rug.

@isawbela 4 жыл бұрын

dylan: second one almost made a billion dolars dylan obviously, the second one is the superior one

@juliocesarg.r.1238 4 жыл бұрын

Gabriela Palima absolutely

@aliyah202 4 жыл бұрын

Gabriela Palima only intellectuals know that shrek 2 is the best out of the 4 😊

@user-tx6lu6nz5r 4 жыл бұрын

the second and third are god tier

@whatthehell4917 4 жыл бұрын

"He farted that fish to death." Dylan. I seriously love how much Eugen- I mean, Flynn Rider you are.

@kimhyunwoo8983 Жыл бұрын

By the way if anyone’s curious to the question of how Fiona was eating in the castle it was actually shown that she’s been eating people because she’s an ogre and the dragon has a cookbook on how to cook a knight and it’s been told and shown that many knights have been trying to come and save her

@codawalston8319 11 ай бұрын

Going back and seeing Dylan eat sour patch kids is giving me whiplash after his boycott lol

@hechernandez 4 жыл бұрын

“I’ve decided to watch a monster movie” “Shrek” 😂😂

@sariyah3542 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: They were doing The Prince of Egypt at the same time as Shrek and working on Shrek was a punishment for the animators of The Prince of Egypt.

@GrayeIra 4 жыл бұрын

Oml

@ravendavis3690 4 жыл бұрын

Sariyah punishment for what

@joy.thaler 4 жыл бұрын

@@ravendavis3690 that's what I wondered as well...

@paulgotik 3 жыл бұрын

it's way better thow.

@crowthewicked8344 3 жыл бұрын

@@paulgotik How dare...

@Curlyteacher537 2 жыл бұрын

12:39 After watching this movie a thousand times I just noticed that behind them there is a giant cook book turned to the page "knightly treats" with a diagram of how to cook a knight and a massive cauldron. Maybe the dragon does do the cooking for her lol

@NinaWTF Жыл бұрын

So.... Fiona is a cannibal?

@Curlyteacher537 Жыл бұрын

@@NinaWTF idk if it fully counts since she is half ogre

@skytheatrics_ 3 жыл бұрын

dylan: “lights! we need to be logical” everyone’s first thought: GREEN! dylan’s first choice “BLUE!”

@reagan3846 4 жыл бұрын

"Shrek" is probably demonised after that weird Shrek porn era

@viennar1918 4 жыл бұрын

Oh god

@karaschillo 4 жыл бұрын

uh shrek what now?

@soldc 4 жыл бұрын

And the Sherk is love Shrek is life thing

@elisejackson2854 4 жыл бұрын

@Summer Rose yep. the shrek is love, shrek is life crazy ish.

@one.of.no.kind_ 4 жыл бұрын

@@elisejackson2854 SLSL ruined monetization, but boy howdy were viewers' reactions worth it.

@Marquiselee1371 4 жыл бұрын

Cody and Noel: exists Dylan: i'm about to end these guys' whole career

@althealligator1467 4 жыл бұрын

Get off the internet, they don't do grammar correctly here.

@harrypotterthebest11 4 жыл бұрын

Who?

@kurtistowncitizen904 3 жыл бұрын

14:25 this is even more accurate now that Cody grew his hair out 😂😂

@te0nani 3 жыл бұрын

13:40 the Budget was not the Problem in the year 2000. More like the limitations in Computing at that time. You know what computers where like back then?

@Elena-tu6ns 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Not a single soul: Not even Shrek himself: Dylan:Big Green Ogre

@evanhouston7246 4 жыл бұрын

Stop. This comment is very unfunny and the format is terrible. Stop immediately.

@evanhouston7246 4 жыл бұрын

@Olivia I'm great actually. I'm just tired of seeing the same comment at the top of every comment section.

@Elena-tu6ns 4 жыл бұрын

@@evanhouston7246 Jeez,sorry it triggered you that much

@kuivia 4 жыл бұрын

Just out of curiosity why do you find it funny to do the same comment format as so many others after it's been so overused?

@evanhouston7246 4 жыл бұрын

@@Elena-tu6ns I'm not triggered, I just want you guys to try a little harder.

@rachelrogers3583 4 жыл бұрын

Dylan: Shrek, you're too reckless Me, an intellectual: he's too shrekless

@leilamoh878 4 жыл бұрын

Rachel Rogers I support you

@siastr5324 4 жыл бұрын

*IM CACKLING*

@yarimartinez5329 4 жыл бұрын

I Stan you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nourzakki6267 2 жыл бұрын

“some of you may die but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make “ the irony that he was the only who died

@AmandaSbarros 3 жыл бұрын

I feel so good for being Brazilian because Brazil's dubbing of this movie is just a masterpiece

@rhiannonsieg2775 3 жыл бұрын

I wanna see Dylan react to a movie while drunk.

@mooneymagic4521 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@unapilipo 3 жыл бұрын

OMG YES

@jadynb.2092 3 жыл бұрын

Omg yess😭😭

@lydiasimpson8244 3 жыл бұрын

he did do a breakdown of the hunger games while drunk haha

@kileypuckett9396 3 жыл бұрын

Excuse me, beef and a movie?

@hbacon4u 4 жыл бұрын

nobody: dylan: actually posts on a monday

@nikolakozlowska6447 4 жыл бұрын

us: surprised pikachu face

@emilyprice178 2 жыл бұрын

"Shrek you're too reckless." You could say that he's . . . Shrek-less. 😎

@valeriatalavera1795 Жыл бұрын

Hi! Just wanted to say thank you for the conversation we had 5 years ago over dm’s, where you were extremely kind, genuine, helpful and inspirational. We talked about chasing our dreams. I was 17… now i’m 22 and about to graduate from Film School. And that conversation still holds a very special place in my heart. Thank you ❤️ We all love you

@izzymartino6319 4 жыл бұрын

"You haven't lived if you haven't experienced shrek" -Dylan, 2019

@misfit27 4 жыл бұрын

dylan: "arrows don't ricochet" hawkeye: * confused shrek face *

@kellieseiler7105 4 жыл бұрын

I shot an arrow at a target and it ricocheted off the target back in my direction. It was one of the most WTF moments in my life.

@holly3909 3 жыл бұрын

note to self: never be dylan’s gf and go over a bridge with him

@andrealuviano0207 3 жыл бұрын

Dylan just mentioning Cody and Noel made me feel so happy for no reason. ✋🏽😭

@jills3124 4 жыл бұрын

19:38 "BY NIGHT ONE WAY BY DAY ANOTHER THIS SHALL BE THE *NORM* UNTIL YOU FIND TRUE LOVES FIRST KISS THEN TAKE LOVES TRUE *FORM* " Dylan: "That didnt even rhyme" its so hard to love you sometimes

@jadonclow1864 4 жыл бұрын

Was looking for this

@d1sk0v3rYcH4nN3l 3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@luciafuentes892 3 жыл бұрын

Dylan: “he’s probably 5’2” Me (being 5’2): 👁👄👁

@evn3585 3 жыл бұрын

It's okay, he's actually 4'6"

@keeleymoyle7846 3 жыл бұрын

u not an ugly short guy tho

@neuzarodrigues4441 3 жыл бұрын

my exact reaction ahah

@zeeo3147 3 жыл бұрын

same I felt hurt

@zeeo3147 3 жыл бұрын

@@Sally-hc5bz Dylan is 6'4 so he wouldn't see a girl that is 5'9 tall even tho it is. I'd say 5'7+ is tall for a girl. Im 5'2 sigh

@larissafonseca4007 3 жыл бұрын

Dylan asking the real questions like “who feeds you”? 😂😂😂 but also so far no comment on Farquad’s name?

@bluepearl_22 3 жыл бұрын

Well since they obviously already had facebook back then I'm pretty sure they also got like magical uber eats or something.

@EmilyCarrollCello 2 жыл бұрын

One time, I was bored on Amtrak and ended up eavesdropping on a man who sells Broadway musical rights for a living. Shrek the Musical tanked on Broadway, but became a best-seller for high school theater productions.