GTA San Andreas Best Jokes

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In this video, we're going to show you the funniest (and best) jokes in GTA San Andreas. From classic one-liners to hilarious gags, we'll have something for everyone in this hilarious jokes collection.
If you're a fan of GTA San Andreas, then you'll love this collection of the best jokes in the game. From funny easter eggs to hilarious gags, we've got everything you need in this hilarious video. Whether you're a Grand Theft Auto beginner or a seasoned player, this jokes collection video is a must-watch!
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@marijapaveticek8715 8 ай бұрын

"I know you are blind, but you gotta see this." Is the best one for me

@marijapaveticek8715 8 ай бұрын

18:23 btw)

@DontYouLookAtMe. 6 ай бұрын

Very clever

@gitarre_spielen 4 ай бұрын

Carl, are you pointing again?

@SexyGineaPig69 4 ай бұрын

18:22

@edibleandsentientautomobil5396 3 ай бұрын

I love the "I love you Maggie" part

@cchristianjeremy 6 ай бұрын

"Ryder! Not this again!" "It aint me, fool!" That is such a classic funny ass line that is forever immortalized. 😂

@HarryPlays_28 5 ай бұрын

"No one is that small, I feel sorry for your dad"

@zlengo9679 5 ай бұрын

"Same old CJ, Busta! Straight Busta!"

@KYOJIRO001 4 ай бұрын

Oh sh*t run!!!

@PythonWood Жыл бұрын

Cant believe i didnt get these jokes back when i was younger, these are funny asf

@omrobby Жыл бұрын

me too

@ArcySeguraTV 9 ай бұрын

Same

@Bona_Star 8 ай бұрын

True, they are funnier than nowdays jokes

@Grove-leader-sweet 6 ай бұрын

same

@SilentHotdog28 6 ай бұрын

The one about the guy always wacking off. never understood that as a kid. At least I understood the Wuzi ones, love Wuzi haha.

@54polodf88 4 ай бұрын

I love how Michael's heist team consists of professional gunners and drivers. Meanwhile, Cj's heist team have 2 random triads guys, a blind guy, a janitor and a nerd but somehow they still make it.

@John_Marston_Rip_Van_Winkle 3 ай бұрын

This comment is underrated lmao🤣🤣🤣

@jorgecabrera3694 3 ай бұрын

One of them has a name. It's Woozies assistant. His name is Guppie

@timononp737 2 ай бұрын

Well, Caligula’s heist was in 1992, much simpler time

@John_Marston_Rip_Van_Winkle 2 ай бұрын

@@timononp737 there were serial killers in every block that time you can't say it's simpler just cause you probably think Micheal's heist was better

@WRNWRW Ай бұрын

CJ was just much more successful and talented compared to Michael

@ArcySeguraTV 7 ай бұрын

"Oh i guess you two *WOULD* know what a hooker looks like" "You say that like its a bad thing" "SHUT UP CARL" 🤣

@M1551NGN0 Жыл бұрын

3:49 holy f that's the biggest insult in the whole game….

@omrobby Жыл бұрын

Dark joke

@M1551NGN0 Жыл бұрын

@@omrobby i know right! My heart literally got an attack in the dilemma of whether to laugh or to cry 🥲

@fatihkartal2513 Жыл бұрын

He should be angry

@coby9282 11 ай бұрын

Torino is such a savage :D

@M1551NGN0 11 ай бұрын

@@fatihkartal2513 he must be but he couldn't have done anything

@k125catu5 11 ай бұрын

All GTA Series had its uniqueness. But San Andreas will always be a classic game.

@mpgunawan 10 ай бұрын

"Now I know you are blind, man - but you gotta see this." Daaamnnnn 😂😂😂

@KZ1994able 8 ай бұрын

11:02 Where Elon Musk got his X logo from 🤣

@jimmy-vu8nv 6 ай бұрын

true xd

@TheBlueboy7777 5 ай бұрын

Lol thats the proof this game is ahead of its own time

@ayushnayak8746 Ай бұрын

Xoomer Garage

@Wertyber 4 ай бұрын

10:54 I love how Cesar genuinely sounds so annoyed when CJ asked him twice

@glenbenton4855 7 ай бұрын

GTA SA is such a timeless, fun and well executed story its crazy how long it was for its time. Fun and timeless

@thenexus8384 4 ай бұрын

Although it's definitely the hardest

@Curiousboy265 6 ай бұрын

0:45 "it aint me fool" like dude 💀😂

@MehNameIsJeff 8 ай бұрын

"Ay what are you still doing here?" "I live here" *"OH OK you can stay :)"*

@yungbackshots 6 ай бұрын

8:47 Ogglock 😂😂😂🤣🤣😭

@TheBlueboy7777 5 ай бұрын

Thats what i read and pronounce it when i was a kid lol ogglock😂

@Raina_mz 2 ай бұрын

😂

@peanutbutterisgood911 6 ай бұрын

Man woozie's a funny guy considering the fact that he's triad boss😂😂

@achmadsyariefhidayatullaha4643 6 ай бұрын

I thought the boss was Ran Fa Li

@TheLegendaryWarrior643 5 ай бұрын

there are different branches of the triads wooizie is boss of the mountain cloud boys and ran fa li is boss of the red gecko tong@@achmadsyariefhidayatullaha4643

@rannoda9984 Жыл бұрын

3:50 😭😭😭😭😭He doesn't care about CJ's feelings

@mfkrwithabrain 8 ай бұрын

My favorite is still a wise sentence by one of the npc: "you're like my as*h*le always holding up sh*t"

@Thelemonlicorice 3 ай бұрын

Good ol Orange 12, the man himself.

@gamerswindows8andoneplus205 5 ай бұрын

3:48 is hilarious 💀

@iamdb1990 6 ай бұрын

"I appreciate your input, but please, fuck off" is the single greatest line in the game

@patrickhavens2943 5 ай бұрын

0:49 every time I play the gta v mission “Chop” I always think Lamar is gonna say “it ain’t me fool” when the balla recognizes him lmao

@markodi69 7 ай бұрын

3:50 Bro toreno was wild 💀

@HennryIsGone 6 ай бұрын

Classic rockstar.

@PicolloRun 4 ай бұрын

probably my fav character all time from gta 😂

@antomichael943 6 ай бұрын

19:39 woozie being a champ and a menace

@crack4184 4 ай бұрын

Woozie is such a gem

@somedudefromapharmacy Ай бұрын

Every person, not just blind, gotta have self-confidence like Woozie.

@antomichael943 6 ай бұрын

18:20 man that was unexpected

@widjojohuang7854 5 ай бұрын

10:18 this one got me 😂

@russellpadilla7096 6 ай бұрын

just realized pulaski unknowingly jabbed at hernandez when he told the taxi driver to leave 😂

@Fearless_Gamer96 Жыл бұрын

What a way to finish the video, with the greatest order ever made 😂 Take care of yourself and keep them coming Om !

@omrobby Жыл бұрын

thank you. you are too kind. sorry for the late respond.

@dxrbkn5145 7 ай бұрын

The janitor joining the actual heist mission was so fucking funny

@prietos23 10 ай бұрын

15:40 oh man, you cut it at the best part! great vid tho, i love the way you connected some clips

@araigumakiruno 8 ай бұрын

'im blind carl not stupid' the best quote from woozie

@mugurlutr9208 9 ай бұрын

"Now I know you're blind man, but you gotta see this" Bro literally showing him a board 😂

@John_Marston_Rip_Van_Winkle 3 ай бұрын

"Everyone has a street infront of their house. That doesn't make you cool" Caught me of guard as a person who barely listens to the radio🤣🤣🤣

@pinkgreenmelon2209 6 ай бұрын

The oglock radio was too funny 😂

@distortedenergy 3 ай бұрын

Yess🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@egorp.7780 7 ай бұрын

I'm blind, Carl, not stupid 😅

@HennryIsGone 6 ай бұрын

"You're so fat you jumped in the air and you got stuck" Orange 21.

@princerawat4297 2 ай бұрын

Who the fuck said that lmao😂😂

@leamsizerepasor4129 2 ай бұрын

@@princerawat4297Here's another one, "The back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs." 😂😂😂

@HaythamAlsayed 9 ай бұрын

"Does the pope shit in the woods" has become part of my vocabulary

@Mohammadkwt 7 ай бұрын

“What do I look like I’m made of? Pudding?” 😂

@MuscleMMan 2 ай бұрын

No bro! You Made of bold and bravery mann✌🗿

@TheBlueboy7777 5 ай бұрын

Not just the cut scen's but *the radio commercials and the legendary npc's* lol seriously i love gta san andreas even today! its feels so alive! Compare gta5... Its really like another world!☺

@Pimpdaddy_payne 5 ай бұрын

“The back of yo neck look like a pack of hot dawgs”

@Hivoo3660 10 ай бұрын

2:03 too good

@aotako407 4 ай бұрын

10:46 I love CJ fucking around with Cesar here

@kevinmathew9170 6 ай бұрын

3:48 wow thats one hell of a response

@Nasserist1969 9 ай бұрын

i can't even remember Og Loc talking to that guy

@omrobby 9 ай бұрын

it's not on screen, only on radio interview. i created that scene for visual purpose.

@lanczibotond7493 Ай бұрын

"We need to see what you're made of" CJ: WHAT DO YOU THINK IM MADE OF? PUDDING?

@herrwallace7581 Жыл бұрын

This game is just something else bro, thanks for making videos like this, appreciate it man ❤️

@MKB147 Жыл бұрын

16:54 he probably got 21 lol

@danishqureshi514 25 күн бұрын

Bro was stuttering when he realised that he lost to CJ 💀

@scottm8292 5 ай бұрын

17:14 Brilliant, especially given the early 90s setting for San Andreas.

@jaydaykoth 5 ай бұрын

Dude can’t stop slaying his one eyed trouser snake

@micohdeguzmandmd 4 ай бұрын

I don't get it

@whatsupfellas9988 10 ай бұрын

i almost die the part "what you do on ballas throw shoes at him😂

@Heby2149 3 ай бұрын

Lol me too 2:02

@SimplyShako 4 ай бұрын

6:27 the way he's speaking always gets me 🤣

@virtuaspeedone 6 ай бұрын

2:50 cj fustrated because everyone he works for is always high af

@William1275_Death-Gaming 6 ай бұрын

Cj: "throw shoe's at e'm?" me In The Game Fr: Cheats B)

@alexandreguyot2258 Ай бұрын

weird guy on phone: now first we need to see what you're made of. CJ: What do i look i'm i'm made of?!? Pudding?!? Me: *dying of laughter at **9:10*

@thewarlord9238 6 ай бұрын

bruh, i played this a lot back in the day, but i did'nt notice the jokes man, these are funny af

@kingmaverick5840 7 ай бұрын

6:46 well, I didn't mean date him😂😂😂😂

@Koko24250 6 ай бұрын

Nah I'm with Caesar, I never got the question after 19 years lmaooo Does a pope shit in the woods????😂😂😂😂

@josececilio3459 6 ай бұрын

10:46 I'm with Cesar on this one, I have no idea what "does the pope shits on the woods" means Cus i'm Brazilian

@osplimos2378 5 ай бұрын

é uma respostada pra quando alguém faz uma pergunta que a resposta é obviamente sim ou obviamente não exemplo: um caba chega na escola com gesso no braço e alguém pergunta "did you break your arm?" e o cara responde "does the pope shit in the woods?"

@user-mx1rb2vz3v 4 ай бұрын

the best one is definitely when CJ says "i appreciate your input, but please fuck off"

@ItsMePablo__ 6 ай бұрын

4:10 Is that real 😮?

@omrobby 6 ай бұрын

This dialogue between OG Loc and Lazlow came from the radio but I made this scene with some mods for visualization purposes.

@neelamsharma801 Жыл бұрын

3:55😂

@sngwon__h_ch8401 5 ай бұрын

Some of the best lines are in conversations with Woozie and the triads 😂 but smoke and ryder are real memes… yeah and mike is just a cheeky Guy

@cloudshifter 7 ай бұрын

Ironic how the guy who calls you busta was the biggest backstabbing busta in the game.

@gabrielbitencourt1879 7 ай бұрын

For real

@bkkersey93 5 ай бұрын

No he wasn't. Big Smoke was.

@gabrielbitencourt1879 5 ай бұрын

@@bkkersey93 Yes Ryder was. There is no denying it

@navedqureshi4412 7 ай бұрын

And when Sweet asks CJ about Maccer. That conversation is funny too.

@buschfan0818 3 ай бұрын

"What u gon' do if the ballas roll through, throw shoes at em?" 💀

@goodkedi6982 4 ай бұрын

6:52 Kill him? I ain't mean date him 😂

@fernandojimenez1173 6 ай бұрын

"Ogloc" 😂😂😂😂 how did I miss that one for so long hahaha

@TheTimbs_ Жыл бұрын

Triad dude looks like Neo from the matrix. That’s probably why he won racing.

@M1551NGN0 Жыл бұрын

More like Morpheus with those glasses

@rolandhazuki8787 Жыл бұрын

One thing that makes me wonder, he blind but can race a car & shoot a gangster too 😅 Woozie is like a superhero Daredevil or some sort 😅

@punkbrigade Ай бұрын

The pope joke with cesar gets me everytime

@mkeplanespotting2024 4 ай бұрын

19:23 lol ok you can stay 😂

@Les1o 7 ай бұрын

9:15 bruh the ak sounds powerful as fuck reminds me of cs 1.6

@JonnyTheRWBYDude2004 7 ай бұрын

“Or Lopez either, you racist f**k that ain’t how moms raised us!”🤣🤣

@Binchilling575 3 ай бұрын

I love how CJ knew Woozie was blind from so long and still acted like he was normal

@kzander8002 Ай бұрын

13:57 first i thought mad dogg was rapping by the subtitles 😂😂

@Carlos-so9sk 6 ай бұрын

This is one of the 100 reasons of SA being the best RPG game ever created

@lebronjamefan Жыл бұрын

Congrats on the 20k subs. U prolly don't remember me but ya. I'm happy for u

@omrobby Жыл бұрын

Actually I was nearly got 25k but I lost a lot of my subscribers after I deleted all the best jokes videos.

@lebronjamefan Жыл бұрын

@@omrobby i loved the uncharted one lmao

@alejandrooo9495 5 ай бұрын

12:42 no idea why i found this so funny, but i did

@shaunrosario112 6 ай бұрын

Nah the Wu Zi Mu bits are just insanely funny 😭😭😭

@kartucat9714 4 ай бұрын

One of the best GTA San Andreas joke for me is in radio "so this is the man og loc" OG loc:"hry my name is OG LOC!"

@3timez 6 ай бұрын

"Now first we need to see what you're made of.." "What it look like I'm made of... PUDD'N?"

@ginoangelos.flores1075 Жыл бұрын

I'm a just a little curious, what happened to your old Best Jokes videos

@omrobby Жыл бұрын

You can read about it on my community tab.

@ginoangelos.flores1075 Жыл бұрын

@@omrobby sure thing

@ginoangelos.flores1075 Жыл бұрын

I just really got curious because I really love those videos of yours, but goodluck on remaking the Best Jokes series. Much love

@DieserAliasIstSchonVergeben Жыл бұрын

5:18

@StalwartGamingFromYouTube 5 ай бұрын

No gta jokes can match the laughter I get from two big smoke only jokes. The Cluckin' Bell Order and this 'All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!' 😂😂😂😂

@Snsei_Ndzalidraws 6 ай бұрын

Brings back the memories

@rima7286 Жыл бұрын

I MISSED THESE

@FrozenThunder458 4 ай бұрын

"Looking real technical gangsta HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH" killed me hahahaha😊

@SexyGineaPig69 4 ай бұрын

6:12. That guy wasn't joking.

@user-qb9hi9cu7h 7 ай бұрын

Blind but we was racing cars last week 💀 Its "the boys"meme founder CJ my boooy😂

@imaginelossing4657 10 күн бұрын

3:55 this clip was too personal for cj💀

@nikinho2695 7 ай бұрын

12:29 ..lmao

@helloimskip 4 ай бұрын

The fact its 21 minutes just shows how great the writing is

@thealpacaa 6 ай бұрын

Tiny balls? Now just wait a minute.

@arnabh_15 6 ай бұрын

“thanks for your input…but please F OFF”😂😂😂

@OSHEEVitaminWater 23 күн бұрын

Bro the OG Loc's interviewer is the funniest unimportant character in the game

@omrobby 22 күн бұрын

His name is Lazlo.

@zinelabidineturki3670 6 ай бұрын

yo soy el grando smokio is missing! which is one of the funniest scenes of the game. But awesome video tho!

@dmitriblyat8237 11 күн бұрын

"We can sh#t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you." The most funny dialogue in my opinion.

@hiten_hike5153 4 күн бұрын

"Well,what you going to do if ballas roll through,throw shoes at them" 😂

@History_Fan2137 Ай бұрын

Woozie is gold mine of jokes...

@lolus093 3 ай бұрын

I always loved this janitor guy for some reason, idk just the fact that dude lived In a closet of a Triad casino and just because of it he joined one of biggest heists in Las Venturas is just amazing, He is also with you in the mission wich is a cool little detail.