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Halo 5: Guardians - Funny Dialogue

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A Villainous Toaster

A Villainous Toaster

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This video is a compilation of the rare/funny lines of dialogue you can hear when the I Would Have Been Your Daddy (IWHBYD) skull is activated. It includes funny lines from the Elites, Grunts, Marines, Forerunner Soldier, Warden Eternal, and the Voices of War announcer Yabda the Merciless.
This was (I believe) the very first video I made compiling funny dialogue in a game, and I must say, I do cringe at some of the decisions I decided to make for it (namely, the colored text which can be more than a little difficult to read at times). Honestly, the editing process from then to know has largely remain unchanged, which is to say that this video was just as time consuming as the ones I am making today. Anyways, hopefully you guys enjoy the video.
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@colonelsuperior3805
@colonelsuperior3805 6 жыл бұрын
Humans crouch over their fallen foes head... this celebration confuses me
@rpgghost1689
@rpgghost1689 5 жыл бұрын
that line shows you that 343 isn't as bad as people say they are
@TheScientificCookie
@TheScientificCookie 5 жыл бұрын
@@rpgghost1689 They arn't bad people, just bad at making games
@notsogoodgamer5818
@notsogoodgamer5818 5 жыл бұрын
@Edwardd Carreon "is sticking to it". They changed elites, weapons, vehicles and much more. 343 is changing a lot more
@topbrasstv8867
@topbrasstv8867 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheScientificCookie you gotta give it to them for graphics though. It's the only thing they're good at.
@missingno2401
@missingno2401 5 жыл бұрын
the wonderful world of *t e a b a g g i n g*
@invertedgames7993
@invertedgames7993 5 жыл бұрын
so basically, Warden Eternal is just really sick of his job, the Prometheans all talk like 13-year-olds playing COD, the covenant are really concerned about the wellbeing of their heads, and Meridian is filled with soldiers that like to narrate what is happening and 1 guy who is really into sweeping. Nice.
@jacobnorris3903
@jacobnorris3903 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the monitor that can't be rude.
@MisterC3___
@MisterC3___ 5 жыл бұрын
@@jacobnorris3903 it isn't capable of feelings
@MisterC3___
@MisterC3___ 5 жыл бұрын
@Ethan Baker true true. They are far more advanced than us, or very well tamed AI. But aren't the Prometheans Forerunners made to pretty much live forever by the Didact? Or is it just the knights? Or did I miss the whole thing
@RDKirbyN
@RDKirbyN 5 жыл бұрын
Masterful writing at work
@Firefox-Udon
@Firefox-Udon 5 жыл бұрын
_Im crying because it's so beautiful_
@josesuarez7484
@josesuarez7484 5 жыл бұрын
"I think someone stole science human's arm." "Copy that."
@UpheavaI
@UpheavaI 5 жыл бұрын
haha that made me laugh so hard, poor dr halsy
@giddyupgames9539
@giddyupgames9539 5 жыл бұрын
Jose Suarez I read this just as that clip played
@snonsig2688
@snonsig2688 5 жыл бұрын
And his look after that just thinking about what he just heard
@spartanajax1831
@spartanajax1831 5 жыл бұрын
Me last year.
@justjerey8890
@justjerey8890 5 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah
@whisperedflame6952
@whisperedflame6952 6 жыл бұрын
“My trickshots are immeasurably DANK.”
@mrcyberian9079
@mrcyberian9079 5 жыл бұрын
Hosmie that one had me rolling
@lemlgramen
@lemlgramen 5 жыл бұрын
Definitely my favorite
@frederiksd
@frederiksd 5 жыл бұрын
5:13 for instant replay.
@zanethederahn4079
@zanethederahn4079 5 жыл бұрын
U wot m8t?! Git rekt, scrub!
@CreeperDude-cm1wv
@CreeperDude-cm1wv 5 жыл бұрын
ya, soldiers are basically just pop culture bots
@bluedude5615
@bluedude5615 6 жыл бұрын
Oh no, Cortana turned our 12 years old gamers into prometheans, oh my word
@jonathandixson1424
@jonathandixson1424 6 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@Cardboard_circle
@Cardboard_circle 5 жыл бұрын
scru- whoops Im not 12 anymore
@itsjustjayy7390
@itsjustjayy7390 5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣
@icantfindagoodytname6667
@icantfindagoodytname6667 5 жыл бұрын
mic-screaming 12 year old gamers
@Name-eg1uf
@Name-eg1uf 4 жыл бұрын
That so we kill em faster
@6bambolbi6
@6bambolbi6 6 жыл бұрын
"Humans crouch over their fallen foes heads. This celebration confuses me."
@Cardboard_circle
@Cardboard_circle 5 жыл бұрын
Teabag if you ask me
@amadeustd3418
@amadeustd3418 4 жыл бұрын
The elites are learning, next they going to speak on how they are confused on how the the humans they fight aren't real and that their are people beyond that screen
@gentleduckaudios9870
@gentleduckaudios9870 4 жыл бұрын
Amadeus TD don’t give them ideas
@josefzalusky7307
@josefzalusky7307 3 жыл бұрын
Same, nameless Elite. Same.
@konkeykong687
@konkeykong687 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp? I didnt hear it.
@AtillaTheFun1337
@AtillaTheFun1337 5 жыл бұрын
“You’re so into that ball!” “You really like that ball!” “You LOOOOOOVE that ball!” “YOU SHOULD MARRY THAT BALL!!!”
@spartanwar1185
@spartanwar1185 5 жыл бұрын
"YOU GOTTA TASTE THE MARBLE" "YOU GOTTA DATE THE MARBLE" "YOU GOTTA *_BE_* THE MARBLE!"
@scp-682thehardtodestroyliz2
@scp-682thehardtodestroyliz2 4 жыл бұрын
Elliott Pascoe and that’s why I don’t regret buying the voices of war req pack lol
@Name-eg1uf
@Name-eg1uf 4 жыл бұрын
@@spartanwar1185 👌🏽👌🏽
@TheEldestSoulDrinker
@TheEldestSoulDrinker 4 жыл бұрын
My reaction : commits pro gamer move on grunt
@DoktrDub
@DoktrDub 3 жыл бұрын
“Sir permission to marry that ball”
@tensa5723
@tensa5723 5 жыл бұрын
2:24 "I'm a perfect thrower!" *sticks other elite*
@tdjkhazard4522
@tdjkhazard4522 5 жыл бұрын
“GAAAAAAAAH!”
@pen118
@pen118 5 жыл бұрын
It just perfect
@cheetobag2355
@cheetobag2355 5 жыл бұрын
He probably had some beef with other elite
@standarduser7105
@standarduser7105 4 жыл бұрын
“That was the worst throw... Ever... Of All Time.”
@midgetman4206
@midgetman4206 4 жыл бұрын
i didn't even notice that, thanks
@iconhawk2407
@iconhawk2407 6 жыл бұрын
I love how all of the forerunners are just 12 year old kids with too much vocabulary
@DredgeX97
@DredgeX97 5 жыл бұрын
Weren't the soldiers composed from New Phoenix?
@theimmortalsuperbeing549
@theimmortalsuperbeing549 5 жыл бұрын
?.
@theimmortalsuperbeing549
@theimmortalsuperbeing549 5 жыл бұрын
I love it how all the Humans are just narcissistic adults who can take a beat down.
@kyaleerayen1615
@kyaleerayen1615 5 жыл бұрын
Well.. technically all the prometians are actually human.. not forerunner.. just the humans from before the rings were set off. Though to be fair the librarian did say that when they tried to revert them back to biological form they became monstrosities. :P sounds like 12 yo COD gamers to me!~
@spartanajax1831
@spartanajax1831 5 жыл бұрын
Me last year.
@Th3Nexus
@Th3Nexus 6 жыл бұрын
I miss the old days with only one big dumb guy and a little blue lady too...
@laccronimosecondo5639
@laccronimosecondo5639 6 жыл бұрын
What
@Th3Nexus
@Th3Nexus 6 жыл бұрын
@@laccronimosecondo5639 What do you mean?
@laccronimosecondo5639
@laccronimosecondo5639 6 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about
@Th3Nexus
@Th3Nexus 6 жыл бұрын
@@laccronimosecondo5639 You said "what". What did you mean by that?
@Mayo501
@Mayo501 6 жыл бұрын
Laccronimo Secondo He's qouting a grunt lol
@AdmiralMcGravy
@AdmiralMcGravy 6 жыл бұрын
I do not smile. I do not laugh. I don't try to have fun. Mods, ban anybody tryna give me life advice.
@AlastorTheNPDemon
@AlastorTheNPDemon 5 жыл бұрын
Gonna save up for one of those laser brooms!
@dduude87
@dduude87 5 жыл бұрын
I pray he gets the laser broom
@owenparris7490
@owenparris7490 5 жыл бұрын
Best characters are Buck, Chief, Blue Team, and Exuberant Witness.
@imoneoldfart6804
@imoneoldfart6804 5 жыл бұрын
they need to bring him back in infinate sweeping a base or something woth a laser broom. maybe just have him in a random room on a mission, completely out of place and confused with how he got there but still sweeping because it is UNCLEAN.
@gageyoung1811
@gageyoung1811 5 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to start a GoFundMe for Broom Guy so he can finally get that laser broom
@houseflygaming
@houseflygaming 5 жыл бұрын
I love how the soldiers are just COD players, like "get rekt scrub" or "Hacks obviously" and "u w0t m8?", some people will complain but unarguably 343 has done a diamond perfect job on making soldiers immature children with intense vocabulary.
@zanethederahn4079
@zanethederahn4079 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think it's funny as hell! I've also NEVER heard them say any of this until watching this video
@samuelr.6046
@samuelr.6046 5 жыл бұрын
@@zanethederahn4079 well it's rare dialogue
@zanethederahn4079
@zanethederahn4079 5 жыл бұрын
@@samuelr.6046 and I even have the IWHBYD Skull on
@blairmacp1
@blairmacp1 5 жыл бұрын
They're mocking the opposing FPS game
@Borgia5119
@Borgia5119 4 жыл бұрын
I think some of it is funny, but the cod dialogue is cringy and as if they didn't ruin the elites with their voice and design already, they also made them seem like idiots who are afraid in a lot of these
@MonarchOfblade
@MonarchOfblade 5 жыл бұрын
2:22 Translation: Hacks! Obvious Aimbot
@thatoneguy9291
@thatoneguy9291 4 жыл бұрын
I just wrote this before I read this comment lol. I guess I’m not the only one who heard this.
@DoktrDub
@DoktrDub 3 жыл бұрын
That One Guy You just had to mention that you heard it first! :)
@nealhenrickang8145
@nealhenrickang8145 3 жыл бұрын
Yep really good ears
@logicdog_2163
@logicdog_2163 3 жыл бұрын
Good job fellow NF fan
@kamerontheghost4810
@kamerontheghost4810 6 жыл бұрын
ROAR OF FRUSTRATION! 😂
@HerrWulf
@HerrWulf 5 жыл бұрын
when I heard the elite say that I fully expected it to be the first comment I saw,I was not dissapointed
@Borgia5119
@Borgia5119 4 жыл бұрын
@@HerrWulf ha... ha
@XtreemAlan
@XtreemAlan 3 жыл бұрын
LOUD NOISES!
@justsomeeggsinapot1784
@justsomeeggsinapot1784 3 жыл бұрын
Just as I got there I read this... spooked
@user-bv7zo6vd4m
@user-bv7zo6vd4m 2 жыл бұрын
i feel like that was in the script and the voice actor took it a litle too literally
@VeraVemaVena
@VeraVemaVena 5 жыл бұрын
"Your Core is broken, just like my spirit" *This makes me sad.*
@Goji938
@Goji938 4 жыл бұрын
"I miss the old days with one dumb guy and a blue lady" Me too kid. Me too.
@hornydiscord
@hornydiscord 4 жыл бұрын
Noding noding
@who_be_dis8356
@who_be_dis8356 3 жыл бұрын
Whos here after the infinite trailer and reworked cortana.
@Goji938
@Goji938 3 жыл бұрын
@@who_be_dis8356 yeah actually the game looked pretty dope! I hope it’s a fun time
@scareditymays6yearsago477
@scareditymays6yearsago477 3 жыл бұрын
@@who_be_dis8356 yes
@consulargaming3554
@consulargaming3554 2 жыл бұрын
420 likes, sorry man I can’t like
@eg2724
@eg2724 5 жыл бұрын
5:27 “unggoy still talk, I shoot mouth!” Am I the only one that finds the jackals dialogue and voice hilarious? 🤣
@guromarv
@guromarv 4 жыл бұрын
Nope you aren't the only one.
@rodrigomelendez1545
@rodrigomelendez1545 4 жыл бұрын
It’s cool that they can finally kinda talk
@sivaalteredspringbonnie9956
@sivaalteredspringbonnie9956 4 жыл бұрын
Rodrigo Melendez kig yar speech makes my skin crawl
@tristenconde6361
@tristenconde6361 4 жыл бұрын
i love that unggoy means monkey or ape in filipino it just adds to the comedy
@daddybgoode
@daddybgoode 3 жыл бұрын
Love their voice. I wonder who plays them?
@anthraxmacabre5200
@anthraxmacabre5200 5 жыл бұрын
Poor Kig-yar. He was one bounty away from retirement.
@halopro8958
@halopro8958 5 жыл бұрын
“Damn! Just two days from retirement!”
@UnoriginalNamme
@UnoriginalNamme 5 жыл бұрын
Halo 5's Prometheans have arguably the best lines.
@ohhey6302
@ohhey6302 5 жыл бұрын
Why, because they’re millennials
@UpheavaI
@UpheavaI 5 жыл бұрын
@@ohhey6302 ouch
@UpheavaI
@UpheavaI 5 жыл бұрын
also its generation Z
@rpgghost1689
@rpgghost1689 5 жыл бұрын
U wot m8
@Haloguy-mg8wl
@Haloguy-mg8wl 5 жыл бұрын
Never knew they even talked.
@crystalbeefarnoldmammoth.2206
@crystalbeefarnoldmammoth.2206 5 жыл бұрын
2:25 "I'm a perfect thrower" Immediately sticks an ally with a plasma grenade.
@TRIGGER-STRIDER-1
@TRIGGER-STRIDER-1 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@goodstuff4987
@goodstuff4987 Жыл бұрын
Hey. He stuck something
@Vanerov
@Vanerov Жыл бұрын
Betrayal
@Slipdash
@Slipdash 6 жыл бұрын
6:31 and here we have an example of a promethean from 2012
@oliverpierce5118
@oliverpierce5118 5 жыл бұрын
Cripple Crash the greatest line in Halo ever
@Victor-056
@Victor-056 5 жыл бұрын
5:53 Ohhhh Dear, Cortana's going to be _Super_ Mad at me.
@MisterC3___
@MisterC3___ 5 жыл бұрын
When you know you fucked up in 4th grade and you get sent to the principal's office
@reaperking7748
@reaperking7748 5 жыл бұрын
@@MisterC3___ 😂😂😂
@puggleone
@puggleone 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@emilianolugardo3486
@emilianolugardo3486 4 жыл бұрын
When bungie goes to check what 343 has done with the saga
@Borgia5119
@Borgia5119 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm really glad they ruined this forerunner character, protector of the domain, by humanizing him and giving him panzy voice lines. Just as 343 has ruined the entire series
@HomingRocket1
@HomingRocket1 6 жыл бұрын
2:21 I pretty much worked that out. "Hacks...obviously!"
@MyGamer14
@MyGamer14 5 жыл бұрын
Think he said " hacks are disabled"
@oliverpierce5118
@oliverpierce5118 5 жыл бұрын
OBVIOUSLY
@Groggyracer
@Groggyracer 5 жыл бұрын
He said, "hacks. Obvious aimbot." You have to really listen though.
@t-rexhunter3820
@t-rexhunter3820 3 жыл бұрын
“HACKS! OBVIOUS AIMBOT”
@HybridB0i
@HybridB0i 5 жыл бұрын
2:46 THATS THE [edit: "last"] GRUNT WHO SURVIVED MASTER CHIEF
@thatoneguy9291
@thatoneguy9291 4 жыл бұрын
69 likes Nice
@lonecolamarine
@lonecolamarine 5 жыл бұрын
The Elites are now goofy, Forerunner soldiers are gamers. (Makes too much sense on some levels) The grunts are... the grunts, The Jackals talk, the warden is... Thanos almost, and the marines are poetic. Say what you want about Halo 5, but don’t say it doesn’t construct characters well. Outside of the MAIN cast that is.
@masterkillerfluffy
@masterkillerfluffy 5 жыл бұрын
I love the wardens comments.
@spartanwar1185
@spartanwar1185 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the janitor He really loves sweeping...
@BUGCANDYY
@BUGCANDYY 5 жыл бұрын
He wants that laser broom
@aMondayMorning
@aMondayMorning 5 жыл бұрын
This is all easter egg stuff due to the IWHBYD skull, right? I've never played Halo 5 so I have no idea if there are even skulls in the game but I assume that's what's causing this awesome dialogue.
@DaOriginalGrandPanda
@DaOriginalGrandPanda 4 жыл бұрын
Hey man, say what you want about the rest of Osiris, but Buck is a treasure
@Kaisenik
@Kaisenik 6 жыл бұрын
So humans are narrators of their own lives (with a few being broom users), promethean’s are twelve year olds, and covenant are stupid.
@memeprez1281
@memeprez1281 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao yes
@imoneoldfart6804
@imoneoldfart6804 5 жыл бұрын
hey, we know most were stupid. 1 jackley was smart enough to plan for retirement
@bluesnake1713
@bluesnake1713 3 жыл бұрын
I think Unggoy Infusions happened.
@darassylmoniakam
@darassylmoniakam 3 жыл бұрын
it showthe mentality of the devs
@SCREAMshot6781
@SCREAMshot6781 2 жыл бұрын
And The Sangheili Know about the players teabagging enemies when they die
@alivedinosaur
@alivedinosaur 5 жыл бұрын
The Elite that said "They're killing me, I'm not kidding!" was both sad and hilarious
@guywithgun6853
@guywithgun6853 4 жыл бұрын
6:37 _"I'm coming for you now humans!"_ **proceeds to casually walk to the humans**
@SCREAMshot6781
@SCREAMshot6781 2 жыл бұрын
Oh? You're approaching me?
@martinnavarrete5279
@martinnavarrete5279 9 ай бұрын
That is the most epic grunt walk i have ever seen
@gunnerbooth3065
@gunnerbooth3065 6 жыл бұрын
I WANT TO BATTLE BUT I ALSO WANT TO NAP
@gunnerbooth3065
@gunnerbooth3065 6 жыл бұрын
Also why do all the marines in meridian talk in third person
@jaredallen439
@jaredallen439 6 жыл бұрын
Gunner Booth it's not third person, but rather first ... it's like they're narrating a corny novel out loud, in real time; "the Spartan locked me in his steely gaze", or something. Perhaps making fun of coffee shop hipster novelists, I don't know. Remember, 343 is from the Seattle area (Redmond). That's my guess.
@bobthet-rex2718
@bobthet-rex2718 5 жыл бұрын
That line is me in a nut shell
@thegreathim0018
@thegreathim0018 5 жыл бұрын
Gunner Booth, mood
@JoshuaSlaughters69
@JoshuaSlaughters69 5 жыл бұрын
Fat mood
@marshallgoliat7088
@marshallgoliat7088 5 жыл бұрын
0:39 shit they figured out the Teabag
@josesuarez7484
@josesuarez7484 5 жыл бұрын
2:26 "I'm a perfect thrower!" "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" *explodes*
@oliverpierce5118
@oliverpierce5118 5 жыл бұрын
Humans crouch over their fallen foes heads. This celebration confuses me. Me too, Mr. Elite. Me too.
@spartanwar1185
@spartanwar1185 5 жыл бұрын
Then allow me to explain That is a taunting and celebratory technique, it is called "The Teabag" The purpose of this technique is to drop one's ballsack onto the face of the defeated victim Humiliating the victim and demonstrating the masculinity of the victor As for the history... I have no fucking idea It's hella fun to do though
@oliverpierce5118
@oliverpierce5118 5 жыл бұрын
Spartan War118 yes
@danielazimoh274
@danielazimoh274 4 жыл бұрын
@Taramafor Haikido yes
@lessonmet5291
@lessonmet5291 5 жыл бұрын
Humans remember their humans names. Can you imagine?
@elijahwatson3474
@elijahwatson3474 5 жыл бұрын
Kids, most elites don't know who their fathers are.
@elijahwatson3474
@elijahwatson3474 5 жыл бұрын
@The GunMaster That grunts and Jackals, it seem that Elites usually have one or two children in a lifetime.
@watzup9294
@watzup9294 5 жыл бұрын
@The GunMaster elites believe if the kids mostly boys will become weak if they learn who is the real father
@kaisipe412
@kaisipe412 5 жыл бұрын
Only the mother's know the links
@inuyasha078
@inuyasha078 3 жыл бұрын
Elites are raised by their uncles not knowing their father is in order to emphasize loyalty to their clan over loyalty to their parents.
@securitybureauagent3714
@securitybureauagent3714 6 жыл бұрын
5:51 U wot m8
@guromarv
@guromarv 4 жыл бұрын
*5:50****
@imprxvised8219
@imprxvised8219 6 жыл бұрын
The elite saying say my name human broke me
@DeadlySkill15
@DeadlySkill15 5 жыл бұрын
2:22 HACKS! Obviously
@colecacola0
@colecacola0 5 жыл бұрын
2:03 Why the elite sound like Kratos tho😂😂😂
@phr33z10
@phr33z10 4 жыл бұрын
1:50 is a reference to the secret Grunt that you can find on the last level of Halo CE :)
@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl
@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl Жыл бұрын
Where?
@gavincowart7414
@gavincowart7414 6 жыл бұрын
I think someone stole science humans arm, copy that
@UpheavaI
@UpheavaI 5 жыл бұрын
haha dr halsy rip
@zanethederahn4079
@zanethederahn4079 5 жыл бұрын
@@UpheavaI O_o uhh... she's not dead, is she?
@kaisipe412
@kaisipe412 5 жыл бұрын
I followed that grunt for a while
@civicrider5556
@civicrider5556 3 жыл бұрын
@@zanethederahn4079 no she's not
@thecatfather857
@thecatfather857 3 жыл бұрын
@@civicrider5556 Where were you two years ago?
@DoubleTapsize
@DoubleTapsize 5 жыл бұрын
“I wanna battle, but I also wanna nap” “QUIET UNNGOY!” 😂😂
@Vikingr19
@Vikingr19 5 жыл бұрын
So prometheans were memers
@guardsmen6274
@guardsmen6274 4 жыл бұрын
Yos
@lordkrythic6246
@lordkrythic6246 5 жыл бұрын
"My trick shots are immeasurably dank."
@Robosapien_
@Robosapien_ 4 жыл бұрын
3:36 "I want to battle, but I also want to nap!" Arbiter: "... How have we been fighting these force's for nearly 5 years?!" Random Ally Soldier: * *Snores* *
@soberscrim299
@soberscrim299 5 жыл бұрын
*“Say my name human, say it!”* Random Elite that kills chief
@smolsunikki8043
@smolsunikki8043 4 жыл бұрын
Out of this entire thing I think 7:44 is my favorite moment. "I think someone stole science human's arm." "Copy that." And then they just get back to what they were doing. xD Please avenge Halsey's arm, little grunt and elite captain.
@noble_carnage9894
@noble_carnage9894 5 жыл бұрын
“Humans know their children’s name, can you imagine?” 😂😂
@yavehsuarez9392
@yavehsuarez9392 5 жыл бұрын
That dude isn't concerned with the state of the galaxy he's to busy with important janitorial duties.
@DlackBick
@DlackBick 4 жыл бұрын
"Should we keep it out in the open like this?" "It's not out in the open, there's a tarp on it."
@ghostoface1042
@ghostoface1042 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, the forrunners are amazing "My trickshots are immesurably dank" " U Wot M8?" "HACKS"
@caseywallace2923
@caseywallace2923 5 жыл бұрын
"Im hit! And you hurt my feelings too."
@reedsof2169
@reedsof2169 5 жыл бұрын
6:29 this dude sounds like a 12 year old
@Borgia5119
@Borgia5119 4 жыл бұрын
Because everyone that works at 343 is 12
@afroartist1086
@afroartist1086 4 жыл бұрын
Pretyy sure its a female
@Azrael_Equinox
@Azrael_Equinox 5 жыл бұрын
2:25 ironic or traitor?
@justaaron2934
@justaaron2934 5 жыл бұрын
Shadow Paradox **very ironic**
@glomorailey106
@glomorailey106 5 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@oliverpierce5118
@oliverpierce5118 5 жыл бұрын
Traitor
@user-zs8wv6ky6h
@user-zs8wv6ky6h 4 жыл бұрын
No he just hate him
@boyishslinky5833
@boyishslinky5833 5 жыл бұрын
1:52 I love how they put that quote from Halo CE back into Halo 5 but instead this time it was an Elite instead of a grunt.
@XtreemAlan
@XtreemAlan 10 ай бұрын
Reincarnation is real!
@Shyjoyo
@Shyjoyo 4 жыл бұрын
5:37 R.I.P Adorable Unngoy
@BizsDustbin
@BizsDustbin 4 жыл бұрын
“The Humans crouch over their fallen enemies heads” “Their celebration confuses me” Every Gamer: Its called T-Bagging
@merk2621
@merk2621 5 жыл бұрын
2:26 "I'M A PERFECT THROWER" *proceeds to throw a grenade to his friendlies*
@uss-dh7909
@uss-dh7909 3 жыл бұрын
5:23 - Jackal: 'Unggoy still talk, I shoot mouth" Probably the most real thing I heard on the covvie side in this vid.
@declangray2966
@declangray2966 3 жыл бұрын
7:45 that grunt is very observant
@catboywinterlyons6554
@catboywinterlyons6554 5 жыл бұрын
5:50 u wot m8 6:32 get rest scrub
@blueberrywolf2102
@blueberrywolf2102 5 жыл бұрын
Oh boi
@Dr_Monitor
@Dr_Monitor 5 жыл бұрын
ROAR OF FRUSTRATION! This got me.
@zippolighter0177
@zippolighter0177 5 жыл бұрын
2:42 I have a feeling from that grunt dialogue 343 knew how Halo 5's gameplay would be received lol.
@louiswebtser
@louiswebtser 6 жыл бұрын
Haven’t seen a video like this with this much dialogue! Congrats!
@victortorres2985
@victortorres2985 5 жыл бұрын
MY TRICKSHOTS ARE INUMESURABLE DANK
@victortorres2985
@victortorres2985 5 жыл бұрын
@Keliher I IMERSURABLE DON'T CARE
@Azarych
@Azarych 4 жыл бұрын
What is the time for that
@gemsngold
@gemsngold 4 жыл бұрын
Azarych 5:12
@eliotharrell6061
@eliotharrell6061 5 жыл бұрын
I had a soldier yell “gg, no re” after I died
@DotX9674
@DotX9674 3 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if this a joke or not
@crocetti3273
@crocetti3273 5 жыл бұрын
The Forerunner Soldiers pretty much are angry children calling hacks on everything.
@adolfgaming1761
@adolfgaming1761 4 жыл бұрын
Me losing my 20th game in one evening: 3:25
@cozence
@cozence 4 жыл бұрын
2:22 he says ”hacks, obvious aimbot”
@rod2662
@rod2662 5 жыл бұрын
The promethean dialogue pretty much confirms that their humans were all in fact humans that had xbox live accounts at one point.
@Heavysscreams
@Heavysscreams 3 жыл бұрын
Actually had a conversation just like this with my TL lmfao 4:53
@atomwalker7540
@atomwalker7540 3 жыл бұрын
''are you not embarrassed to be human?'' *begins to shoot the explosive bullets to an player* 3:58
@rrjt1011
@rrjt1011 5 жыл бұрын
“Kig Yar speech makes my skin crawl” basically everyone’s reaction when they first hear them speak English in Halo 5
@Scolio
@Scolio 4 жыл бұрын
I love the Jackals. Covenant used to scream “For the Prophets!” But instead, the Jackal just yells “For profit!”
@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl
@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl Жыл бұрын
Wait they did?
@eiwp1702
@eiwp1702 3 жыл бұрын
6:36 the menacing walk though
@SCREAMshot6781
@SCREAMshot6781 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, You're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming right to me?
@rebelrunner2388
@rebelrunner2388 4 жыл бұрын
3:24 Felix(Pewdiepie) Tambourine of Anger Seán(Jacksepticeye): Bell of Rage Elite Covenant: Roar of Frustration
@abigmonster8457
@abigmonster8457 5 жыл бұрын
Return word of anymo- *ONE LAST BOUNTY..THEN RETURE* Eliete:.....as I was saying
@wenteago2468
@wenteago2468 5 жыл бұрын
"ROAR OF FRUSTRATION!!" Is my spirit animal.
@kingonkingst.1361
@kingonkingst.1361 4 жыл бұрын
“My trickshots are immeasurably dank” I cannot believe they let this one in, I love it.
@roflzwafflez117
@roflzwafflez117 5 жыл бұрын
If Halo 5 got one thing right it's the dialogue. Also I love how poetic the colonists are.
@lightmetro7508
@lightmetro7508 4 жыл бұрын
Eh some of the elite lines are a little too goofy
@Borgia5119
@Borgia5119 4 жыл бұрын
@@lightmetro7508 They ruined everything about the elites, did you really expect them to get their dialogue right? And the gamer references are just cringy
@terrain7879
@terrain7879 3 жыл бұрын
@@Borgia5119 the elites in halo 2 and 3 would flirt with the player
@XtreemAlan
@XtreemAlan 10 ай бұрын
Also I love what they did for Swords of Sanghelios
@aierune8201
@aierune8201 3 жыл бұрын
"I wanna battle...But i also wanna nap." Shit no words have ever been truer then that Unngoys words. "Quiet unngoy!" XD
@andrewarnold2450
@andrewarnold2450 5 жыл бұрын
*throws grenade* *accidentally hits friendly* "I'm a great thrower-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
@revenantkombant
@revenantkombant 5 жыл бұрын
3:36 is a mood
@PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE
@PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE 5 жыл бұрын
Would be funny if grunts accused humans of ‘hacking’
@TobyFoxfan
@TobyFoxfan 5 жыл бұрын
2:23 every newbie online getting killed
@Wolffe-em6jn
@Wolffe-em6jn 5 жыл бұрын
2:44 I think we all miss the good ole days
@GAMER-RANGER
@GAMER-RANGER 3 жыл бұрын
0:06 is when u don't care if people DIES
@luiscoll8220
@luiscoll8220 5 жыл бұрын
That orb thing, represents human harassment in the future
@amalgomyte5628
@amalgomyte5628 3 жыл бұрын
"roar of frustration" Nice play on that one scene where he said the line out loud lol
@glomorailey106
@glomorailey106 5 жыл бұрын
"I am a perfect thrower!" *proceeds to stick teammate*
@stiltedrumpskin4019
@stiltedrumpskin4019 6 жыл бұрын
You deserve more views brother
@yolsil775
@yolsil775 5 жыл бұрын
"My trickshots are immeasurably dank"
@yegorlarychev9810
@yegorlarychev9810 5 жыл бұрын
I have found my new battlecry... ROAR OF FRUSTRATION! Edit: I’m hit! A N D Y O U H U R T M Y F E E L I N G S , F O O L !
@SigmaLigma260
@SigmaLigma260 4 жыл бұрын
I shot one and it dropped like a sack of potatoes.... Alien potatoes..
@nightlock826
@nightlock826 5 жыл бұрын
The ducking Didect XD “If Cortana Asks I had nothing to do with it!” Of course the grunts are also funny
@masterchief8655
@masterchief8655 5 жыл бұрын
His name is Warden Eternal, not Didact, bro.
@dj_stalin4572
@dj_stalin4572 2 жыл бұрын
0:17 I wish I had that level of dedication
@Lesion411
@Lesion411 4 жыл бұрын
Some of the marines sound like they’re writing fanfics Best one is definitely: “I shot one and it dropped like a sack of potatoes... alien potatoes!”
@zeroremnant4477
@zeroremnant4477 4 жыл бұрын
6:36 he's walking with grenades but it feels so MENACING
@mgpmisterk2322
@mgpmisterk2322 5 жыл бұрын
So many references to the old games in here, my favorite is the elite quoting the talking grunt from ces last level
@droz6460
@droz6460 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m coming for you human I’m going to wear your skull like a pants”
@Dt-2030
@Dt-2030 2 жыл бұрын
1:35 i have respect for this elite for not giving a f$ck what this grunt says
@heyolorenns
@heyolorenns 3 жыл бұрын
"I miss it when it was just one dumb guy and a little blue lady" LMAO
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