He survived encounters with the Master Chief, the Gravemind, the Arbiter, the Didact, Jul M'Dama..... and he piloted a carrier by himself. We need a standalone game playing as him.

Grunt: Reveals secret truths about the universe at large Elite: A-huh

This Elite: *“Kill me or release me but do not waste my time with talk”*

"Dialogue" Grunt: 3 paragraphs Elite: (grunts) Grunt: 4 paragraphs Elite: (grunts)

That grunt survived long enough to see the graphical changes in each game, AND see the GRAVEMIND T W I C E

This Grunt spoke more words than Master Chief in the entire series

Everyone saying the Elite is being patient like they also didn't just sit here and listen to everything he had to say

Dimkee: *rambling on for hours* Elite: “I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me?”

All those things this grunt referenced would put him as one of the oldest grunts alive 😂

I love how the Sangheili grunts every so often so the Unggoy knows he's still listening

"I shooted Plorp & blamed it on the green demon guy." Favorite, Grunt, line, EVER.

8:45 This grunt literally explained the origins of the Flood, he is a god in disguise.

Everyone is commenting about how the elite is annoyed, but I think they’re truly friends.

Tfw your homeplanet gets glassed by bob.

*"Maybe all those crashes are a strategy"* WWII Japan: _Hai, They were._

“You can shoot him and shoot him, and he never fell over! Not like... Plorp...”

Grunt: " he was the best, you could shoot him and shot him...and he never fell over. Unlike...plorp..." Elite: "OH"

This grunt has more character development that locke

The part where he was talking of how grunts learn faster than elites, that’s actually true according to the wiki

A grunt slamming the entire Forerunners with facts and logic at the end.

"Maybe all those crashes are a strategy" That grunt... he's not wrong there

This grunt is a true hardened veteran, I salute to him

THIS GRUNT KNOWS HOW THE FLOOD STARTED?? THE DUST BEING FED TO PET DOGS??

Grunt: "Wait a minute.. I just now realized... you DON'T have tongues!" Fan artists: *_are you sure about that?_*

I'm surprised the elite sat there for that long

He killed me when he said he shot his friend and blamed the green demon 😂

I like how the grunt is just swinging his legs back and forth

The one grunt we always spared because we realized we could just run through most of the campsign

My last 2 brain cells when trying to sleep

Lmao.."all I hear is wort wort wort"

As a kid I'd like to leave one grunt behind alive. It made me feel like his encounter with me was so terrifying that he would tell others of his life threatening experience and would build up my legend amongst the Covenant. Guess this must be the guy. Glad to see he changed his ways.

I like to think they are in a lunch break, but since the Unggoy get all the nutrients they need from that thing in their backs, he can speak freely. But the Sangheili has a lunch box in his legs and is eating a sandwich, that's why he only answers with grunts. But they are actually good friends, so they lunch together everyday.

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plorpus the wise

In previous games, the grunts would sometimes cry out "Not again!" when stuck with a grenade, hinting that grunts get reincarnated. If this is true, then this grunt could've witnessed many Halo events.

Nobody: The Elite: *advanced Halo CE grunting sounds*

This is so cute, the grunt is like the elite's annoying best friend xD

"All i hear is wort wort wort" Sangheili: Uh-huh..

R.I.P Plorp

This single tiny grunt is like the most philosophical and existential character ever And the elite is like “PLEEEEEASE have a spartan kill him or me”

The Elite doesn't respond much, but you just know that he keeps an eye out for Dimkee on the battlefield

The fact that this grunt is taking notice to art style changes and previous games shows grunts are damn smart

I like how the grunts are kinda smart but just awful at English

Dimkee Hotay is like the Chips Dubbo of the Covenant, he's seen it all.

This grunt, an intellectual: Are you thinking that, or just being quiet? The Elite: Wort wort wort....

Creds to the Wiki: "At one point, Hotay was stationed at a very dangerous location with numerous fellow Unggoy. As it grew more dangerous at the location, with the Unggoy apparently under the threat of the location exploding before night time, Hotay led his fellow Unggoy to a ship that he believed only could hold one Unggoy. When the other Unggoy learned of the ship's small size, many of them fought and killed each other in an attempt to be the one to gain access to the ship, cried, or died making heroic sacrifices. Soon, Hotay was the only survivor among the Unggoy unit. When he finally reached the ship, Hotay realized that the vessel was actually quite large and could easily have fit all of his now-deceased comrades. As he left the location aboard the ship to reach safety, Hotay brought several piles of rocks with him for "company" I cried.. :(

"All the best guns" *shows energy sword*

This grunt is the most wholesome and adorable thing in the galaxy. I wish I could have conversations with this alien for hours and give it a big ol' hug.

I love how the Elite's grunts are actually contextual to what the Grunt is saying... He's listening you guys...

I like how he talks about the style change. Great way to break the fourth wall.

That is the MOST patient elite I have ever seen.

This Grunt is probably more badass than most Spartan IVs, he’s lived through Chief, the Gravemind, the Great Schism, etc.

This grunt is really that one meme Grunt: so anyway I started blasting

2:57 this is one woke Grunt

Jesus this little guy knows how the Flood first got started

Master Chief:who are you? The grunt:i'm god

"Pfffft. I bet you can't say that" "Uh-huh."

That moment when you remember grunts are basically child soldiers due to how fast they have to breed. :( Feels bad man

Lol, I hope this is cannonicaly the same grunt as the one that survived Installation 04 and the Ark

6:24 it sounds PTSD.

2:54 I love how he breaks the forth wall

Dose anyone else wanna talk to a grunt?

The dialogue is not nearly as fascinating as the fact that someone sat and wrote all this and a VA sat in a booth saying it all.

This grunt has survived literally everything including halo explosion all the way to the world wide player base . Maybe he is the grunt that kills you in the games.

I think this is adorable

Hahahahahahahahaha I love how the Grunt made fun of Ancient Humanity at the end there for feeding the Precursor dust to their pets, which is how the Flood was created, hence the "stuff that turns good things into mean things". That legit cracked me up 😂

poor plorp he got dedded

If you didn't already know, this Grunt is voiced by Joseph Staten himself (who also voices some of the other grunts in H5 as well).

2:00 he admited to murdering his fellow kin and blaming it on master cheif XD

Love him or hate him, hes spitting out real facts here

1:46 ... whole time I knew the Didact he said like 3 words! Three! He said "I can't be composed". Genius

Grunt: *chatting* Elite: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me?

Oh my god he's might realize he's in a game soon

He talked about the precursors and the origin of the flood there for a bit

‘What does humans breath’ Chief: *A I R*

I wish there is an interaction that you could sit next to grunt to hangout talk about funny things like grunt said

My left ear found his fact spitting highly enjoyable...

I would love for a small spin-off game of just these two

WTF!? How did the Unggoy know about the Gravemind!? And the fact that he noticed the redesign of the characters!? Are the Grunts the only ones to are self-aware that they are in a game!?

Can’t believe I just watched a grunt ramble on for 9 minutes and 15 seconds

This grunt has seen the entirety of convenant war, schism, forerunner worlds, Halos, storm faction, didact, gravemind, origins of the ancient flood??...this grunt is a chief of legends...

8:44 he is talking about the flood

8:43 hes indirectly referring to how the precursor powder were fed to the dogs of ancient humans that turned them into te flood

I laughed for 10 minutes, this grunt revived my hope in humanity

When you're on your 3rd "Damn that's crazy" but they keep talking.

4:33 "Not just the food nipple manager"....my life is complete

"I don't understand Sangheili, all I hear is wort wort wort." Hahahahahah

I’d gladly pay for a grunt centric halo show

"He was the best! You could shoot him and shoot him, and he wouldn't fall over. Not like...... Plorp..." 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead, just like Plorp too! 😂😂😂😂

Just spent 9 minutes of my life listening to that little guy

The life span of this grunt is too long

This is the covenant’s chips dubbo.

Lmao I love how dimkee acknowledges the artstyle changes

And that Elite's just remembering his time in the Covenant, where he could beat Grunts with a baton for annoying him. Now he's in Hell.

It’s amazing how a Grunt. One of the easiest enemies to kill. Has such a large History. I’d be more interested on how he survived for this long.

Dimkee's comment on Doisac hits differently after Infinite...

This grunt seriously knows about the precursor race and the origin of the flood. Now that is profound.

That Grunt has seen and been through some crazy shit to get this far and be a side character. We need a story about him.

Did he reference the Flood? As in the mean thing?

Dude this grunt asks some of life's biggest questions

6:42 LOL, Locke joins them in sitting.