Sheldon On Teaching Women, And then uses Google

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11 жыл бұрын

leonard has to promote science to women and girls and sheldon and howard have to help... and then sheldon uses google in a very funny way
from season 6 episode 18 The Contractual Obligation Implementation
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@taylorhalders1841
@taylorhalders1841 9 жыл бұрын
"How do I get 12 year old girls excited" HAHAHAHAH adding that one to my Sheldon Cooper's best lines list
@andrewgarfield5512
@andrewgarfield5512 9 жыл бұрын
Anon Person That was funny lol
@limerence8365
@limerence8365 7 жыл бұрын
Taylor Halders You have a list? #Notjudging
@aparajitob
@aparajitob 6 жыл бұрын
You had to type it out anyway, didn't you?
@sophiaarnold1875
@sophiaarnold1875 5 жыл бұрын
Sheldon, why don’t you take a seat over there?
@TheXmeimei
@TheXmeimei 5 жыл бұрын
"i am not crazy, my mother had me tested." "If i was wrong, don't you think i'd know it?"
@RenaissanceM
@RenaissanceM 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m not saying people can’t use tools...” Goddamn Sheldon...that was brutal 😂😂😂
@STaRBoY-sn9cm
@STaRBoY-sn9cm 3 жыл бұрын
Savage!!! 👊😂
@DonSantosVII
@DonSantosVII Жыл бұрын
No need to use the Lord's name in vein
@B.A.B.G.
@B.A.B.G. Жыл бұрын
@@DonSantosVII Exactly.
@sakshamsharma3527
@sakshamsharma3527 4 ай бұрын
​@@DonSantosVIIthere's only one lord. Lord Voldemort.
@otakualways
@otakualways 10 жыл бұрын
i like when sheldon is actually serious and smart. Like no jokes or insulting people just him using his brain logically =)
@claynite2784
@claynite2784 4 жыл бұрын
1k likes 6 years old, first comment
@cheesemccheese5780
@cheesemccheese5780 3 жыл бұрын
1k likes 6 years old, first comment
@fasterslower6778
@fasterslower6778 3 жыл бұрын
But you are truly a genius when you have both e.q and i.q .Sheldon has I Q but he lacks EQ .Leonard is real smart.
@xandercorp6175
@xandercorp6175 3 жыл бұрын
@@fasterslower6778 lol no, Sheldon is crippled socially but Leonard is below average across the board.
@lavat9958
@lavat9958 3 жыл бұрын
@@xandercorp6175 '' Leonard is below average across the board.'' Hahah, sure sure buddy.
@lostinfflood
@lostinfflood 9 жыл бұрын
I love the quote "Some people are otters, some people are rocks".
@MrDoa1234
@MrDoa1234 8 жыл бұрын
+dave mcc Me to :)
@LoriWolfcat
@LoriWolfcat 6 жыл бұрын
dave mcc What does that mean exactly? Aren't otters just there? Like they don't do much out of the ordinary.
@carlincmullins
@carlincmullins 6 жыл бұрын
Lori Wolfcat it's two jokes coming together. Earlier Sheldon said Leonard was a tool because he drove him around and said "even an otter will grab a rock when he wants a clam" he is basically calling Leonard a tool again
@richardtrujillo1692
@richardtrujillo1692 5 жыл бұрын
dave mcc I’m a rock
@taitjones6310
@taitjones6310 5 жыл бұрын
@@LoriWolfcat some people are leaders, others are followers
@ninjashep5264
@ninjashep5264 4 жыл бұрын
Sheldon's quote is so true. You can't convince women to get into the sciences once they're already in Universit. You need to target them in like middle school while they're still young enough to get super interested.
@Raximus3000
@Raximus3000 4 жыл бұрын
Well the goal of the university was to fill a quota, not to promote sciences.
@jruss9851
@jruss9851 3 жыл бұрын
The question is, why do you have to convince them in the first place?
@ranimeRAT
@ranimeRAT 3 жыл бұрын
@@jruss9851 I don't know about the sciences, but the WHO found that female leaders were more likely to invest in their communities. Perhaps women in science would lead to more human centric investments?
@mordredvonumbra154
@mordredvonumbra154 3 жыл бұрын
@@ranimeRAT Hell if i know. Truth of existence is that everyone is pulled towards something and at least one of those things must be productive. Dont know if there is reason to encourage women into science. They are doing remarkably well in medicine so the time when they believed they cant do difficult brain work is clearly over. Thus they will go into science if they want to. Seems like a good spot in the movement to be. More cooks could only overcook this situation in my opinion.
@Nelcomarproductions
@Nelcomarproductions 3 жыл бұрын
But they won't. Women are not into science as males are.
@ColonelPeppers
@ColonelPeppers 10 жыл бұрын
If he hit 'Enter', he would be on the FBI watch list.
@FerretJohn
@FerretJohn 10 жыл бұрын
Have you seen Sheldon's past behavior? He's already on them.
@nikkfrostt
@nikkfrostt 10 жыл бұрын
FerretJohn Yes but only because he was trying to make weapons to stop the kids from picking on him
@newkj11964
@newkj11964 9 жыл бұрын
***** and the nuclear reactor
@FreeWalk458
@FreeWalk458 9 жыл бұрын
He doesn't need to press Enter, auto completion did the work :)
@wb4882
@wb4882 9 жыл бұрын
FreeWalk458 ew that should not be on auto complete!
@nate3866
@nate3866 6 жыл бұрын
The script for this scene was well written. Sheldon took that 5 seconds to think of one idea, he owned it, in the most disinterested way possible.
@TheRatesMusic
@TheRatesMusic 10 жыл бұрын
this show might get more kids interested in physics, engineering not so much.
@LS-Moto
@LS-Moto 10 жыл бұрын
LOL Sheldon cooper, a fictional character, has ruined that engineering business.
@peachsnakes4483
@peachsnakes4483 9 жыл бұрын
My father is an engenieer and when Sheldon makes fun of him we all look at dad like "what are you going to do now?" LOL
@JSPaul49
@JSPaul49 8 жыл бұрын
+L.S. Moto Two things, broski. One, Howard contributed too. He has too many gross moments. And two, fictional characters inspire and discourage all sorts of things. DBZ, twilight, religion, you name it.
@LS-Moto
@LS-Moto 8 жыл бұрын
joshua Paul agreed.
@Zamolxes77
@Zamolxes77 8 жыл бұрын
+L.S. Moto Nah, is just that Howard is too stupid for an engineer. Every time Sheldon cracks a joke about him being an engineer, he should point out that virtually everything Sheldon uses to make his life easier has been thought out and built by an engineer. He should challenge Sheldon to live a single day without using anything built by an engineer, see how far that would get him.
@laisensei6984
@laisensei6984 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Howard asks before hand what he is searching with both a bit of mockery and a slight ounce of genuine concern shows how well he knows Sheldon, which is the cherry on top of the cake.
@Anakuya1
@Anakuya1 10 жыл бұрын
SHELDON: "How do I get 12 year old girls excited" LEONARD & HOWARD: "NO!!!" SHELDON: " :O why?" ME: "You'll understand when your older..."
@blancarosales3400
@blancarosales3400 10 жыл бұрын
So hilarious but I love Sheldon being so innocent :D
@jakesohn7591
@jakesohn7591 10 жыл бұрын
OMG it's as if we watched the SAME VIDEO!!! COOL!!!
@lazyboy410
@lazyboy410 9 жыл бұрын
***** Not that i disagree with you here but why do people feel the need to correct a complete strangers grammar mistakes on a video comment section???
@14Schofield
@14Schofield 9 жыл бұрын
lazyboy410 Preserving the language is vital as we move into the future and less people speak it properly. If you can't spell "you're" correctly online, chances are you can't spell it properly in real life either.
@Aidsking
@Aidsking 9 жыл бұрын
14Schofield It's the internet, who honestly cares, Languages evolve all the time, I spell honour, Americans spell honor, doesn't mean it's wrong, And yes your and you're is, but as long as you understand, who gives a rats ass.
@JayAshBranAudioScripts
@JayAshBranAudioScripts 4 жыл бұрын
“Sir. We have one putting it in the search bar.” “Wait till he hits search. Then we go in!”
@serbonkers4130
@serbonkers4130 4 жыл бұрын
Man, then they could guest star Chris Hansen
@christianstarke1117
@christianstarke1117 4 жыл бұрын
dave latumbo And how old were these girls that you were going to talk to?
@chocolate17805
@chocolate17805 3 жыл бұрын
Sheldon’s clueless look to their response of his google search is what makes Sheldon more cute.☺️
@nintendonerdsvideos4727
@nintendonerdsvideos4727 Жыл бұрын
Sheldon may be book smart, but he is penny level when it comes to street smarts
@emmyg
@emmyg 3 жыл бұрын
That little smile Howard has on his face after screaming no to Sheldon like he is trying his best not to laugh 😂
@TheDMan2003
@TheDMan2003 10 ай бұрын
I think that was Simon, not Howard.
@eddyr1041
@eddyr1041 4 ай бұрын
And hit the cancel button or alt home/del😅
@jietroraximoff2805
@jietroraximoff2805 3 жыл бұрын
3:53 i love Howard's little run over to sheldon😆
@binaway
@binaway 9 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people have now googled "How do I get 12 year old girls excited"
@annieryder6289
@annieryder6289 8 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many times Sheldon has had the boys in trouble for searches like this.
@nintendonerdsvideos4727
@nintendonerdsvideos4727 8 жыл бұрын
+binaway sheldon may be book smart, but street smart he is dumb as a wet rag
@KamikazeChinaman
@KamikazeChinaman 8 жыл бұрын
+McZidanne Thank you for your tips :^)
@user-cc4kq6hl4c
@user-cc4kq6hl4c 7 жыл бұрын
NSIEGS94 does that even exist ? Like you get arrested for searching this ?
@jjkm17
@jjkm17 7 жыл бұрын
binaway I did it
@Monica56450
@Monica56450 Жыл бұрын
Sheldon got lucky that Howard asked him "what exactly are u looking up?". and the NO in unison and poor Sheldon's confused face! Superb script!
@martyred6062
@martyred6062 5 жыл бұрын
“How do I get 12 yr old girls excited” I SCREAMED NOOOOO TOGETHER WITH HOWARD AND LEONARD 😂😂
@wanderliscious
@wanderliscious 10 жыл бұрын
a black lady may have answered the space phone... but she was also 4th in the chain of command
@xXElcoXx
@xXElcoXx 10 жыл бұрын
Hehe, chain... Wait, wtf brain ._.
@Djarra
@Djarra 10 жыл бұрын
Plus she rewired the communications during one episode, helped Scotty re calibrate the impulse drive in another led search parties and away missions and was able to work out a way to defeat a cloaking device. Later on a big hulking Klingon, a wise cracking Trill and a Ferengi answered the Space Phone. Janeway being a woman didn't need someone else to answer it for her s would do it herself.
@FerretJohn
@FerretJohn 10 жыл бұрын
Not really, look at the episodes again, whenever Kirk went down on away missions with the rest of the senior staff he would leave ensigns in charge rather than Uhura
@wanderliscious
@wanderliscious 8 жыл бұрын
+FerretJohn he would give them the con when he left the bridge but if something were to wipe out Spock and Sulu, Uhuru would be Captain... though Scotty is considered next in line after Spock he is down in engineering not on the bridge.
@mae-5396
@mae-5396 6 жыл бұрын
Wow, it feels like ive just read a conversation between lenard, sheldon, howard and raj 👍👍👍
@odssOG
@odssOG 8 жыл бұрын
the funny part is that with the personality of the human torch he would heat up that frozen burrito.
@woeisheu
@woeisheu 8 жыл бұрын
+Odss V would he have enough control not to burn the thing?
@odssOG
@odssOG 8 жыл бұрын
Gouinthymi I think that his "normal" heat would be enough. And if he can light a fire in his finger like a lighter he have enough control :P
@dalysiastokes3140
@dalysiastokes3140 7 жыл бұрын
Odss na the burn he gave Howard
@wiseguymaybe
@wiseguymaybe 6 жыл бұрын
Amazing. You guys actually sound like the geeks on this show with your Human Torch conversation. I could see Sheldon, Lenard, Howard and Raj engaging in this same exchange sitting at the college cafeteria.
@newperve
@newperve 10 жыл бұрын
Alternate title "Sheldon gets on a list"
@emmaray6215
@emmaray6215 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Price, I’m guessing this is some kind of list made by the FBI
@deeksha1008
@deeksha1008 4 жыл бұрын
Sheldon almost gets on a list
@KatriceMetaluna
@KatriceMetaluna 2 жыл бұрын
He was already on a list for trying to acquire plutonium.
@Benderrr111
@Benderrr111 8 жыл бұрын
He's too innocent
@AlexSeverinski
@AlexSeverinski 5 жыл бұрын
You meant idiotic.
@MicukoFelton
@MicukoFelton 4 жыл бұрын
@@AlexSeverinski No, he was being innocent here. Because he has no dirty thoughts. Don't confuse innocence with stupidity.
@AlexSeverinski
@AlexSeverinski 4 жыл бұрын
@@MicukoFelton "Don't confuse innocence with stupidity." Why not? The writers did.
@allisonlang75
@allisonlang75 4 жыл бұрын
@@MicukoFelton well put.
@mr.x2567
@mr.x2567 4 жыл бұрын
Hi, Bender!
@saiyamanGXT
@saiyamanGXT 9 жыл бұрын
You could see Howard (Simon Helberg) almost breaking character by laughing after shouting NO when stopping Sheldon from looking up his search on Google.
@angeloskoulas2157
@angeloskoulas2157 9 жыл бұрын
saiyamanGXT He is not imo. What Sheldon said was indeed funny and something that would make me smile even when saying no to him. Howard is a comic relief character as well so why not anyway?
@silverhexagon8077
@silverhexagon8077 7 жыл бұрын
exactly, there's a reason why he asked, the path was familiar to him (Howard)
@Yasuke1998
@Yasuke1998 Жыл бұрын
this entire scene is an example of how brilliant the writing in this show was
@felicciasc
@felicciasc 7 жыл бұрын
I love it how Sheldon is indifferent then when he tries he says something brilliant. reminds me of my aspie son. he'll sit there on his video game and you think he's totally zoned out, then he'll say something that indicates he was paying attention all along.
@beckysmisery.9769
@beckysmisery.9769 6 жыл бұрын
NIC FEL Hi! I'm just curious, what does apsie mean?
@beckysmisery.9769
@beckysmisery.9769 6 жыл бұрын
Aspie**
@amylee9092
@amylee9092 5 жыл бұрын
I know, right? A friend of mine I met the one time Evanescence (the band I lead) decided to do a Huntsville, AL concert tried my Switch, and he was playing Doom 2016 and still hanging on every word of the conversation! Even moreso when (I kid you not) I decided to test him by suddenly switching to fluent Klingon (I may be in a successful goth rock band, but that doesn't stop me from being a nerd 🤓 myself).
@novagod9893
@novagod9893 4 жыл бұрын
@@amylee9092 lol are you trying to convince us you were in evanescence or yourself
@Orisha001
@Orisha001 4 жыл бұрын
@@amylee9092 lol Amy who are you trying to kid??? GTFO lmao
@steffywoo1
@steffywoo1 10 жыл бұрын
lol bless him poor sheldon for a smart guy sometimes hes bloody clueless lol
@luna4ce607
@luna4ce607 6 жыл бұрын
stephanie bee Low EQ
@luna4ce607
@luna4ce607 5 жыл бұрын
@Shallex EQ= Emotional Quotient 😂😂 not related to auditory
@TonyDQT
@TonyDQT 4 жыл бұрын
Cheshire Cat You have a cat?
@davidhonez8859
@davidhonez8859 4 жыл бұрын
Not clueless but naive
@zaqueenzhane7744
@zaqueenzhane7744 2 жыл бұрын
yeah einstien couldnt tie his shoes so geniuses often lack simple things like that
@mrprojoe1
@mrprojoe1 2 жыл бұрын
when he typing "How do I get 12 year old girls excited" i nearly passed out cause i just couldnt stop laughing 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂
@KingFearless
@KingFearless 3 жыл бұрын
The smirk on his face when he asked "What exactly are you looking up?" he could barely keep a straight face you got to respect the will power the force was strong in that one!
@aranthiea
@aranthiea 9 жыл бұрын
Howard: I got whine. Sheldon: I got the B word.
@gangsta_1022
@gangsta_1022 5 жыл бұрын
I am wondering what is the '' B'' word? Pls respond
@kerenacosta7966
@kerenacosta7966 4 жыл бұрын
*bitch
@alanvalencia8585
@alanvalencia8585 4 жыл бұрын
@@gangsta_1022 really dude just google it man
@RealLacy69
@RealLacy69 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, I read that as it was said!
@56tanishaamal77
@56tanishaamal77 3 жыл бұрын
@@gangsta_1022 beer
@waynewright5023
@waynewright5023 3 жыл бұрын
Sheldon Cooper : " How do I get twelve year-old girls excited..??" Howard & Leonard : "NO!!!" 😆😅😂
@91rummy
@91rummy Жыл бұрын
The innocent look on Sheldon’s face..😂
@arindamkumar7725
@arindamkumar7725 3 жыл бұрын
"She has got mammary glands that can nurse a family of 30 and have enough milk left to open a Baskin Robbins" ROFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘
@channelVlogger
@channelVlogger 10 жыл бұрын
Anyone recognizes that in one episode, sheldon understands every single sexual hint when in the next episode, he again is completely anti-sarcasm and non-sexual?
@blaelgore
@blaelgore 6 жыл бұрын
Veryde is Howard who was talking so he could assume it would be sexual, the idea did not came from him so it is a possibility of why he was clueless.
@niiokai77
@niiokai77 3 жыл бұрын
Except when he proceeds to Google how to get 12 year old girls excited 😂😂😂
@dragonflarefrog1424
@dragonflarefrog1424 Жыл бұрын
Yes, because those sexual hints were very overt, and understanding such hints doesn’t equate to understanding sarcasm.
@queenbrunette9216
@queenbrunette9216 11 жыл бұрын
this is one of the funniest scenes this season... Sheldon googling how to get 12 year old girls excited and Howard and Leonard screaming Noooo! FTW.
@leedaniso
@leedaniso 4 жыл бұрын
The way they ran to stop him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@logicguy2813
@logicguy2813 8 жыл бұрын
you were a tool I was using to make my point .
@leemontano399
@leemontano399 7 жыл бұрын
Logic Guy 2
@bradleymeyer9775
@bradleymeyer9775 4 жыл бұрын
Why didn’t they have Amy and Bernadette help the guys to help girls get interested in science.
@auroradoloresjohnson5276
@auroradoloresjohnson5276 4 жыл бұрын
They did!! Didn't u watch the show
@henrypeters5291
@henrypeters5291 4 жыл бұрын
Well firstly, at the time, Amy and Bernadette were working at separate companies/universities though Amy would later move the university. Second, they never tried to examine the nuance of speaking to boys and girls differently. In all honesty, their attempts probably would have failed no matter what if they had used a gender neutral class but it would have been better to not wait till the end of the episode to consult their two female scientist friends.
@hcroussette
@hcroussette 3 жыл бұрын
that was the flaw in their plan, which they realized later on in the episode
@bryant475
@bryant475 3 жыл бұрын
@@henrypeters5291 It would also fail because men and women have different interests, which many studies have proven. Even when they do go into science, they usually go into the "soft sciences" (like Amy and Bernie). The hard sciences like Engineering and physics are dominated by men, even with the rise of programs literally designed to get more women in them. Dr. Jordan Peterson recently referenced a massive study in Scandinavia (where apparently the society is the most "gender egalitarian"). The women actually ended up going into women dominated careers even more, as did the men into male dominated careers. For example, the ratio of men to women engineers was even higher, as was the ratio of women to men nurses. This showed that it's more about interest than "discrimination". Interestingly, in societies where women are more discriminated against- like in the middle east- women tend to go into the STEM careers at an astounding rate, as a way out of those societies. My physics professor who was a female from Turkey told us about this on day 1. As it turns out, when left to their own devices, men and women are more likely to pursue careers based on interest, rather than necessity. James D'Amore also talked about this a few years ago, and unfortunately it got him fired...
@emmanroyhippy6859
@emmanroyhippy6859 3 жыл бұрын
They were going to Disneyland at that time. But still they made it thru phonecall.
@slimbean4272
@slimbean4272 4 жыл бұрын
3:50 omg I love how sheldon is so innocent, he's just too pure.
@masuganut2082
@masuganut2082 3 жыл бұрын
He’s a genius but so childlike with his innocence hahahaha
@atithipatel1243
@atithipatel1243 4 жыл бұрын
I’m shocked at how Sheldon is okay with the number of unsolved Rubik’s cubes around the house
@carultch
@carultch 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it is his dirty little secret. He doesn't know how to solve a Rubik's cube.
@teambark2
@teambark2 7 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA. "How do I get 12 year old girls excited?" and he does not even know what that means when he says it 😂
@playstationsteve
@playstationsteve 6 жыл бұрын
Because unlike science just when it comes to actual common sense he's the exact opposite he's plain stupid
@itsSimon13
@itsSimon13 6 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand why did they say no
@ashwath5733
@ashwath5733 6 жыл бұрын
Meatloaf49 Wow, you're just as innocent as Sheldon
@MsArtemis01
@MsArtemis01 6 жыл бұрын
Meatloaf49 oh boy FBI is going to be knocking on your door soon. 😂🤣
@valizeth4073
@valizeth4073 5 жыл бұрын
@@itsSimon13 Google
@ameristar
@ameristar 8 жыл бұрын
Ever just have a supernatural feeling that a comments section of a video isn't worth reading? I'm getting that feeling right this moment.
@pforgottonsoul
@pforgottonsoul 8 жыл бұрын
+ameristar on youtube, no comment section is worth reading.
@youmustcreateachanne
@youmustcreateachanne 8 жыл бұрын
+patrick watkins The few that are you scroll down only to find that the section has been disabled.
@JSPaul49
@JSPaul49 8 жыл бұрын
+patrick watkins I like to believe.
@mariavazques7000
@mariavazques7000 8 жыл бұрын
m.
@FranklinHooah
@FranklinHooah 7 жыл бұрын
ameristar
@IndianTelephone
@IndianTelephone 7 жыл бұрын
I really wanted to see Sheldon's reactions while seeing google results.
@ashwath5733
@ashwath5733 6 жыл бұрын
IndianTelephone But if he hit Enter the FBI will knock on his door.
@ronaldolson6553
@ronaldolson6553 4 жыл бұрын
@@ashwath5733 And I wanted to see that too...
@firstname3359
@firstname3359 3 жыл бұрын
I’m curious if you do search it up will it be a automatic blacklist,would actual pedophilia show up, or will helpful tips about how to get younger children to be more excited about something pop up but I’m too scared to find out
@youmustcreateachanne
@youmustcreateachanne 3 жыл бұрын
@@firstname3359 Google wouldn't have provided any sort of pedophilia. Only on the dark web would he have accessed anything along those lines.
@maxxard7992
@maxxard7992 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna see Sheldon smoke some WEED
@KaseyKay92
@KaseyKay92 6 жыл бұрын
Sheldon: “How do I get 12 year old girls excited?” Me: Sheldon!!! Haha~
@PANZERFAUST90
@PANZERFAUST90 4 жыл бұрын
dumb
@michaelrhett4958
@michaelrhett4958 4 жыл бұрын
PANZERFAUST90 Your opinion
@maxxard7992
@maxxard7992 3 жыл бұрын
*Chris Hansen has entered the chat*
@HenryGiovanniLopezTrujillo1989
@HenryGiovanniLopezTrujillo1989 Жыл бұрын
Howard broke his character for seconds while reacting because the statement was so funny to pass by
@Jacob-qr8pl
@Jacob-qr8pl 4 жыл бұрын
Sheldon: How to get 12 year old girls excited Howard & Leonard: NOOOO Sheldon: for science [ENTER]
@squidwardssoul631
@squidwardssoul631 4 жыл бұрын
Hlooooo Trapped people 😂 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️
@maxxard7992
@maxxard7992 3 жыл бұрын
*FBI OPEN UP*
@KingFearless
@KingFearless 3 жыл бұрын
LOL! You silly!
@badumtiss5288
@badumtiss5288 9 жыл бұрын
"How do I get 12 year old girls excited?" Wtf? HAHAHA!!
@TotoDG
@TotoDG 6 жыл бұрын
3:48. If it didn’t occur to Howard to ask that question, Sheldon would’ve gone to jail.
@EmeraldKelsi
@EmeraldKelsi 6 жыл бұрын
"a black lady still answered the space phone" lmaoo
@yalc-04
@yalc-04 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying people can't use tools" 😂😂
@kaylag5043
@kaylag5043 4 жыл бұрын
"Some people are otters, some people are rocks" Well, in this case Sheldon is the rock. Leonard was using him for information.
@lucas-xf7rc
@lucas-xf7rc 3 жыл бұрын
And he proved to be a sharper rock than Leonard
@Rkay421
@Rkay421 5 ай бұрын
“How is sexist? My charcter wields a battle axe as well as any man” lol I should use that argument
@Jaime.Lannister
@Jaime.Lannister 4 жыл бұрын
This scene is one of the most hilarious in tbbt!😄😂🤣
@STaRBoY-sn9cm
@STaRBoY-sn9cm 3 жыл бұрын
"No, you are a tool I was using to make my point"
@carultch
@carultch 3 жыл бұрын
Sheldon called two of his friends a tool. All he needs to do is call Raj a tool, and he's got a full belt.
@ssesf
@ssesf 11 жыл бұрын
"How do I get 12 year old girls excited?" I was asking myself the same question decades ago.
@joshuatimbol696
@joshuatimbol696 Жыл бұрын
“No!”
@TheWitchOvAgnesi
@TheWitchOvAgnesi 5 жыл бұрын
LOL Simon broke character at the end. Couldn't stop laughing.
@dolphinsays
@dolphinsays 11 жыл бұрын
sheldon accomplished more in 5 seconds then leonard did in an entire night.
@dmstn
@dmstn 10 жыл бұрын
Hey, mother, warrior-princess, franchise owner, I hear glass ceilings shattering all over town.
@pankhurigupta8509
@pankhurigupta8509 5 жыл бұрын
" I am not saying people can't use tools" .😂🤣 Legendary Cooper!!
@hughmcintosh1246
@hughmcintosh1246 6 жыл бұрын
"Enough milk left over to open a Baskin Robbins" haha
@mcintosh0265
@mcintosh0265 7 жыл бұрын
I love how they're play SCV in this episode
@florafinlayson6507
@florafinlayson6507 11 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the subtitles.
@TiongAh23
@TiongAh23 6 жыл бұрын
i love how Howard runs to Sheldon which could possibly be due to the fact that he has searched up bizarre things before
@aksalunke
@aksalunke 3 жыл бұрын
Michael scott : 'little kid lover', that way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
@khennyDi
@khennyDi 4 жыл бұрын
Howard smiled when Sheldon tries to google it 3:55 😅😂🤣
@ebonyloveivory
@ebonyloveivory 4 жыл бұрын
Sheldon's face when he said, "Howard's disturbing recollections aside..."
@shayden4296
@shayden4296 5 жыл бұрын
2:58 this scene is one of the best "sheldon is smartest of all of them" scenes in the whole series, damn, almost like me in my social group.
@kshitizacharya982
@kshitizacharya982 4 жыл бұрын
SHELDON: "HOW DO I GET 12 YEAR GIRLS EXCITED?" LEONARD AND HOWARD: "NOOOOOOO" SHELDON: *WHY?* LEONARD AND HOWARD: "TURN ON THE VPN AND USE TOR BROWSER FIRST."
@johnhernandez6554
@johnhernandez6554 4 жыл бұрын
Kshitiz Acharya exactl...wait what?!
@ViktorNederloe
@ViktorNederloe 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh.
@kshitizacharya982
@kshitizacharya982 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnhernandez6554 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@anirudhasengupta87
@anirudhasengupta87 4 жыл бұрын
I checked. its just a reddit post!
@aarohansharma4551
@aarohansharma4551 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnhernandez6554 yeah, tor browser is a browser for that kinda stuff
@katynewt
@katynewt Жыл бұрын
"Howard's disturbing recollections aside..." 😏
@benlowe1701
@benlowe1701 8 жыл бұрын
They are playing Soulcalibur! EDIT: I noticed it form the tune... Then they show Ivy. Lol.
@jdd109
@jdd109 4 жыл бұрын
Don't type edit when we can see you wrote the whole comment in one go mate😂😂😂
@Sm.123
@Sm.123 3 жыл бұрын
@@jdd109 lmaoooo
@matityaloran9157
@matityaloran9157 3 ай бұрын
1:10, she also monitors communications in other planets and is trained in linguistic translation. She’s hardly just a secretary
@josephmarrison4606
@josephmarrison4606 4 жыл бұрын
Sheldon almost looking up that was the funniest moment on this show ever. LOL.
@SantiagoTM1
@SantiagoTM1 3 жыл бұрын
I love Sheldon's complete innocence... ROFLMFAO! The way I did it was to a 6 yr old on her birthday! I gifted her her 1st Microscope & Telescope, & she fell in Love with Science & Math. I made her realize that there was a World Below us, & a World above us. Today, in the year 2020, October, @ the tender age of 29, she's now an ER Physician. Yes, She Drinks, she smokes, she swears, she's gotten into fights; defending herself!, & arrested 4X while in college; just college stuff, like jumping the fence to go swimming @ the University Pool w/her friends on a Full Moon Night. I'm so proud of my DAUGHTER!!! SHe's so proud of her FBI File!
@Amadeus-ms9lt
@Amadeus-ms9lt 6 жыл бұрын
That last bit sent me laughing.
@MatiasRodiguez
@MatiasRodiguez 2 жыл бұрын
the end had me dead!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michaelaquilliam1684
@michaelaquilliam1684 6 жыл бұрын
“How do I get 12 year old girls excited” LOL 😂
@davider6884
@davider6884 4 жыл бұрын
"I’m not saying people can‘t use tools.“ Ho man...
@shutupntakemymoni
@shutupntakemymoni 2 жыл бұрын
Notice how Howard can't contain his laughter when Sheldon goes "How to get 12 year old girls excited".
@ColorsofHopeCraftsASMR
@ColorsofHopeCraftsASMR 3 жыл бұрын
Those last 30 seconds are some of my favorite ones of the show!
@jontosko9704
@jontosko9704 11 жыл бұрын
love a daily sheldon moment, makes me smile.
@wickedwolf1000
@wickedwolf1000 10 жыл бұрын
Some people are otter some people are rocks Sheldon otter leonard rock
@laliquehomophoenix3452
@laliquehomophoenix3452 4 жыл бұрын
"Some people are Otters, Some people are rocks". Lol 😅
@fordrestored4646
@fordrestored4646 4 жыл бұрын
So Sheldon just wiggles the joy stick and the other guy just licks his lips and presses B repeatedly
@EmyN
@EmyN 4 жыл бұрын
The end bit was so damn funny 😂
@HorusHeresy1982
@HorusHeresy1982 4 жыл бұрын
This show is the science and geek/gamer culture equivalent of Dances with Wolves.
@mathwiz3145
@mathwiz3145 4 жыл бұрын
I like how the parts of sheldon’s brain that don’t quite go to the top floor includes anything do to with inappropriate jokes.
@enjoyingmyvodka1013
@enjoyingmyvodka1013 5 жыл бұрын
Poor Sheldon to smart for his own good lmao 😂
4 жыл бұрын
I am only partially agree with Sheldon on that one. Firstly it depends on which kind of Science, true, but biology is an interesting case. In my country (France) when I was in high school, there was much more female than male students. At PhD level it was still the same but it started to change with Post doc and was largely inverted for PIs. The desire of having some sort of family is often affecting women career and the competition in science is against any maternity leaves. This means problems are at every levels, not only at childhood level.
@tictac3147
@tictac3147 Жыл бұрын
Against maternity leaves? So what happens if you’re male and get sick or are in need of surgery? Do they fire you? Or do they just hope that none of their workers will ever get sick and will therefore never be absent for a prolonged time, lol?
Жыл бұрын
@@tictac3147 the same than maternity leaves... But long illness or injury happens less frequently, much less. But to clarify, it is not directly the fact of going on maternity leave that is the direct problem. What is happening is that many women anticipate that, for them, you can't have a family life whilst in research. Indeed, how can I do those crazy experiments that starts at 7am and finishes at 10pm the same day whilst taking care of a kid? Unfortunately that is the truth, many women are forced to chose family life Vs science. Nobody will quit science in anticipation of a long illness.
@brucheweinberger6863
@brucheweinberger6863 Жыл бұрын
​@@tictac3147I am not speaking for the OP, but I would assume the maternity leave in France is much longer than the six weeks in the US. I am only aware that in Montreal, a woman ( well a man too but someone has to work) can take up to a year maternity leave up to 60 percent of take home pay. While theoretically it sounds great, the woman (or man) that takes a year break will be behind of all employees that were there for the year.
@SHAZAM629
@SHAZAM629 4 жыл бұрын
"How do I get 12 yrs old girls excited?" Nooooooooooooo
@bhavyamgupta5754
@bhavyamgupta5754 5 жыл бұрын
He actually took 5 second 🤣🤣
@naughtyskywalker9292
@naughtyskywalker9292 4 жыл бұрын
Sheldon finally said something good: *People should take care of themselves.*
@andrewroberts8139
@andrewroberts8139 4 жыл бұрын
What you are saying is they should make superhuman efforts to counteract massive structural inequality. Wouldn't it make more sense for society to deal with the massive structural inequality?
@andrewroberts8139
@andrewroberts8139 4 жыл бұрын
@pierre persson Governments have made conscious efforts to reduce inequality and been succcessful. It just requires political will.
@beyondviolet
@beyondviolet 4 жыл бұрын
Khan Skywalker yeah the thing is, it’s not as easy for everyone as it is for you. Some things still need to change to make it so everyone has an equal chance to be successful in life.
@naughtyskywalker9292
@naughtyskywalker9292 4 жыл бұрын
@pierre persson Well said. Life is generally not fair. Genetics and political situations we are born in. But the best fight all odds and still prevail without bitching. Feminists movements like what Leonard is trying to is why he will remain a cuckold forever. Advocating science? No one is putting a gun to these college broads to do Gender Studies. STEM subjects are always available. These girls *choose* not to take those. Dont blame society for their choices.
@naughtyskywalker9292
@naughtyskywalker9292 4 жыл бұрын
@@beyondviolet it wasn't easy for me too. But I accepted that life ain't fair and by the law of the jungle: Strongest survives. Weakest whines.
@KenS1267
@KenS1267 2 жыл бұрын
This was a very good point. In the 70's and 80's, when I was a kid, we told young women that it was ok to excel in the humanities and even in things like biology but not mathematics. 40 years later and nothing much has changed. There are many different fields where a solid grounding in advanced math is an absolute necessity and by discouraging young women from getting started on that track in middle school it is essentially a guarantee that they will never get into those fields.
@corberus3119
@corberus3119 2 жыл бұрын
and now there are people teaching that math is sexist/racist because only white men see things as either right or wrong
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 2 жыл бұрын
And then you're bad at math and auto excluded from any of them.
@claude2571
@claude2571 2 жыл бұрын
@@corberus3119 that's a conspiracy theory made by conservatives, I'd consider myself left wing and I've never heard another left wing person say that in my life. I've literally only heard it from conservatives. Not saying that there isn't some lunatic out there who genuinely believes that, but it's certainly not even close to the majority. It's like saying that every conservative believes that the earth is flat. In fact, flat earthers are probably a bigger group than people who genuinely believe that math on a conceptual level is racist/sexist.
@tictac3147
@tictac3147 Жыл бұрын
Personally, I don’t see anyone being “discouraged” from pursuing maths or other sciences. People just have different interests and choose to pursue different things. A person who is bad at math is not going to pursue a career in mathematics, a person who is bad in social interactions is not going to pursue a career in humanities or communication, a person who can’t sing is not going to pursue a career in singing, etc… I don’t understand this obsession where every career has to be 50/50 in gender. Everyone should be free to pursue what they want. Schools should aim to spark interest for all careers in all students, not just science and math
@Ultimaton100
@Ultimaton100 Жыл бұрын
@@tictac3147 Sadly as racism and sexism have been inherent in society for so long, they are present in all of its aspects, including academia. The OP is correct in that great strides have been made to correct these wrongs, but for every two steps forward those who want to reverse the progress force a step back.
@admiralflynn895
@admiralflynn895 10 жыл бұрын
"Some people are Otters, some people are Rocks."Great Sheldon quote.
@saiyamanGXT
@saiyamanGXT 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, coming from a guy who was about to end up on the Perverted Justice watchlist with that google search.
@jjrank7144
@jjrank7144 3 жыл бұрын
mi ago search for that on Google 😂😂😂thank u sheldon
@briankamau1085
@briankamau1085 5 жыл бұрын
Would have loved to see Sheldon's reaction after he hit enter
@Kalenz1234
@Kalenz1234 7 жыл бұрын
Blacklisted by FBI and NSA
@IvanPlayStation4LiFe
@IvanPlayStation4LiFe 6 жыл бұрын
NASA?
@FirstLast-kb7kn
@FirstLast-kb7kn 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Sheldon has been on every government list at some point.
@jietroraximoff2805
@jietroraximoff2805 3 жыл бұрын
@@IvanPlayStation4LiFe NSA-National Security Agency
@r3dx226
@r3dx226 3 жыл бұрын
@@FirstLast-kb7kn pretty sure the FBI still tracks him since the time he tried making a nuclear reactor at home
@dawoudalbader9337
@dawoudalbader9337 5 жыл бұрын
Classic Sheldon🤣
@saoirsevicteoiria2759
@saoirsevicteoiria2759 4 жыл бұрын
A timely reminder that we all need friends, a second pov to constructively critique our delicate work.
@sentinel89am
@sentinel89am 11 жыл бұрын
That last part with Sheldon on Google killed me lol
@firstcooommment3675
@firstcooommment3675 5 жыл бұрын
2:28 Game: Soul Calibur 2:30 Major props to Sheldon! Speaking the truth on the glory of randomly generated fighting game characters.
@kaizoisevil
@kaizoisevil 11 жыл бұрын
"How do I get 12 year old girls excited?" Answer: Play One Direction.
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