By the third hole I usually know whether I'm golfing or drinking.
@Jiff3214 жыл бұрын
Only takes a couple pars in a row !!
@drewski.johnson4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my dad
@axlejam94964 жыл бұрын
Perfect comment, right in line with me.
@chriscold20273 жыл бұрын
Truth
@SMGPERFORMANCE163 жыл бұрын
You make it to the third hole lol I’m in the parking lot
@thatoneguythatisalwayssarc71394 жыл бұрын
"We should bring our wives next time" *wheezing*
@alitabattlechicken97324 жыл бұрын
Best 2 balls I hit are when I stepped on the sand rake. 😂😂
@IbraheemMoizoos4 жыл бұрын
Best line by far
@jasongarrett46293 жыл бұрын
Hella dead
@ryanjones76814 жыл бұрын
Holes 400 yards out and there's guys on the green, think I'm ok to hit? Lmfao. Exactly
@dudenotcool424 жыл бұрын
You wait. Then hit the ball like 30 feet in front of you
@daveg42364 жыл бұрын
I love watching idiots in the fairway taking soooo many practice swings only to duff
@paulgeorge16994 жыл бұрын
Hoogla Boogla 🤕🤕 im just learning
@huddybozak88034 жыл бұрын
@@paulgeorge1699 duff's drive 100 yes, waits to hit 260 yd approach
@jonahlerberg44783 жыл бұрын
@@dudenotcool42 that was me today
@showtime12354 жыл бұрын
*The intense pressure of people waiting behind you and your one friend is needlessly searching for a lost golf ball*
@tameraccoon19204 жыл бұрын
100% accurate, but he forgot to include those old guys who hit on the cart girls lol
@montagneNoire4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@tylerlev80444 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@zandermossthrifts48774 жыл бұрын
Bruh for real tho😂
@corbanraleigh62224 жыл бұрын
Dude this is accurate
@thebuiscutmaster96644 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@maxstewart13744 жыл бұрын
“That’s what we’re here to do anyways, just drink” That’s perfect
@theviolator10744 жыл бұрын
@Bryan Cry us a river mr. yellow teeth
@maxstewart13743 жыл бұрын
Sabian Vorachev dude that’s not good you should probably do something about that
@dirtydish66424 жыл бұрын
I see the knee brace is off. Sounds like someone is ready for a big day out.
@evanlambrecht75104 жыл бұрын
Dont touch the likes!😝😝😝(👁👃👁) watching u
@parthchauhan384 жыл бұрын
yep game of lawn is around the corner
@CADguru784 жыл бұрын
I was a caddie all through my teens, you hit the nail on the head with bunch of these. LOL "Nice shot, right up there by me" "Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake"
@kevinb3144 жыл бұрын
You watch your buddy take at least 8 shots and lose one in the woods “Yea just put me down for a 5”
@edub6214 жыл бұрын
Kevin B lol someone every time 😂😂
@chada.8004 жыл бұрын
“Don’t trust myself with that thing” same man. Same
@claytonbeilfuss92194 жыл бұрын
After breaking 3 clubs in one driving range session, you don’t understand my fear of anything that isn’t an iron...
@34nimajneb4 жыл бұрын
Clayton Beilfuss I have done two heads in one driving session. Different session I even broke an iron... was an old iron but still 🤷♂️ “why do we play this game?” Lol
@claytonbeilfuss92194 жыл бұрын
34nimajneb they were pretty old woods and a driver for me, but how do you break an iron?
@chada.8004 жыл бұрын
Clayton Beilfuss where there’s a will there’s a way
@claytonbeilfuss92194 жыл бұрын
Chad A. If you’re not teeing up your putter you’re doing it wrong
@emersonmilner44224 жыл бұрын
“Yeah not using my driver don’t trust that thing. Really bad slice” don’t think I’ve ever golfed with 3 or more people and not heard that
@pgilroy6234 жыл бұрын
“It would’ve been great if I hit it straight” Always
@boanderson67163 жыл бұрын
Ive here’s that one before ha
@timberianpimpalia87033 жыл бұрын
This comment is said all too often and it pisses me off!
@bigyeet36294 жыл бұрын
I refer to alcohol on the course as “swing oil”. I do like “birdie juice” though lol
@tikalien4 жыл бұрын
All these years on the course and Ive never heard the terms “swing oil” and “birdie juice”. Damn all the lost opportunities to make someone laugh.
@jackmaniatis59484 жыл бұрын
Swing lube
@ratman197314 жыл бұрын
Beer is swing oil and weed is putting power.
@MrTevens4 жыл бұрын
Aiming oil
@vipond6164 жыл бұрын
Swing lube
@benwhitaker16533 жыл бұрын
the “bad day of golf is better than a good day at work” is scaringly accurate
@jackftw55993 жыл бұрын
“Im digging a hole down here call me Shia LeBeouf”
@panchopistola82982 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@scottsmith91924 жыл бұрын
Every video I say “this is so damn accurate” but this one took the cake. Thanks for being my spirit animal!!!
@guidezoid16464 жыл бұрын
"I'm digging a hole down here, call me Shia Lebeouf" Also would make a great line in a rap
@evanmckenzie2454 жыл бұрын
You know you got a good group of people to play golf with when every round sounds like this
@keithhanley77964 жыл бұрын
"Golf is a good walk spoiled" - attributed to Mark Twain. Oh, you betcha. Yah!
@davekennedy86264 жыл бұрын
Yep, Mark Twain did not say that but EVERYONE who has ever played the game has :)
@patrickmorgan40064 жыл бұрын
And I'll bet if he was alive today he would be as sick of hearing it as the rest of us.
@MrTeddyRC4 жыл бұрын
These videos basically got me through this pandemic. Keep it up!
@SJDJFJFSKSXNDJWJQI4 жыл бұрын
"Pandemic"
@MrTeddyRC4 жыл бұрын
@@SJDJFJFSKSXNDJWJQI nah you right though haha
@missnthrop57634 жыл бұрын
@@SJDJFJFSKSXNDJWJQI Wrong again, "plandemic" 😜
@williamjohnson43114 жыл бұрын
Scamdemic
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM4 жыл бұрын
You're not through it yet. No one is.
@adamdubrawski55524 жыл бұрын
“Best 2 balls I hit today was when I stepped on the sand rake” Couldn’t stop laughing 😂 hilarious
@mmmoorr8834 жыл бұрын
Favorite line lol
@zbs83343 жыл бұрын
Just started golfing in the hopes to get me outta this depression. So much to learn but I'm taking some of these phrases lmao
@charlieodom91073 жыл бұрын
You started golf to get OUT of depression? That is like a hyperactive kid taking speed to calm down, right?
@ethanmesch23983 жыл бұрын
Good Luck! It's tough but its very healing if you can detach yourself from results when learning and stay in the process
@thomasmacgruber67013 жыл бұрын
Worm burner. Best golf phrase ever.
@ethanmesch23983 жыл бұрын
Thomas Callahan snake raper is better
@roryvonmeyer26433 жыл бұрын
@@ethanmesch2398 what kind of a sick fuck comes up with "snake raper"? 😂😂
@pimpinainteez4 жыл бұрын
“What, did I do something wrong?” 😂😂🤣
@KoreRacing4 жыл бұрын
It’s like you captured every single round of golf I have ever played
@arturo41134 жыл бұрын
“ Guys who Chew tobacco “ would be a good video
@frankwhite18953 жыл бұрын
Is there that many of us? I’ve been playing golf for 25 years and I don’t think I’ve ever played with anyone chewing. Smoking cigars a different story
@cneddy223 жыл бұрын
@@frankwhite1895 I love dipping while playing
@sevinstorey43652 жыл бұрын
Yea dudes that dip. They be trying to talk to you and you can’t understand a FN word they say. Bc they have a mouthful of shit.
@mountainssea96423 жыл бұрын
“Especially your wife Tim” 😂
@Lowkey_ID3 жыл бұрын
We have a Tim in our group 😂🤣
@mountainssea96423 жыл бұрын
LowKey ID lol poor Tim in everyone’s group.
@Chris-mx4jb4 жыл бұрын
dude this is straight fire. the way you say things so candidly is an absolute art form
@360Fishing4 жыл бұрын
Brought a smile to my face, miss playing with my boys, this was us before we moved away.
@pwnzer264 жыл бұрын
“Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake”
@chrisharris_arizona4 жыл бұрын
This guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff.
@makeamericagreatagainI7764 жыл бұрын
Watch out for the kitty doo-doo
@bobsiddoway4 жыл бұрын
I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast.
@epicty36074 жыл бұрын
@@bobsiddoway bro that's nasty
@adamcarlton98973 жыл бұрын
You're gonna need a blanket and sun tan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach
@BouncingSoul19874 жыл бұрын
"Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake.....phewww."
@IbraheemMoizoos4 жыл бұрын
Best line by far
@CupcakeSmasher4 жыл бұрын
Only one missing is the dude who can’t find his ball cause he’s sure he hit it 100 yards further than reality.
@Lowkey_ID3 жыл бұрын
Depth perception is an acquired skill!
@JamesBond-xn1ff2 жыл бұрын
Love your content man, never gets old.
@cpn14394 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate, especially the part where he says “why do I keep playing?”
@rek15804 жыл бұрын
"Why do we still play this game I hate golf" me every time until I hit one good shot then love it again for the time being
@sagefly22694 жыл бұрын
You missed, "I think it opens up over there" after a massive slice/draw.
@camelcase92254 жыл бұрын
Lmao totally. Avoid the 3 off the tee.
@tompopies17594 жыл бұрын
The better part is when you have said it like 4 holes in a row and your buddy turns around to look at you in desperation hoping one of these times it actually does
@paulh75893 жыл бұрын
Sage Fly, Great comment! Great great comment! That is so funny and so true. "Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure it opens up over there" is only something a golfer would understand. Damn, that is funny! I would have never thought to bring that comment home, but I have heard it countless times over my 50 years of golf. Hell, I've even said it myself knowing I was deep in the woods. Thanks for the good laugh!
@NoContextRDH4 жыл бұрын
Can confirm an endless cycle of groups of guys just like this are on every single golf course 😂😂😂
@BoomBoxBMX Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen, I can’t believe I haven’t seen it. Everything was spot on, I laughed out loud for 4 mins straight
@tim84684 жыл бұрын
The two best balls line made me spit out laughing aloud. Hilarious.
@endacollins71254 жыл бұрын
I worked as a golf caddy last summer and I tell you I heard all of these usually every day! Great video
@dmitriciccarelli4082 Жыл бұрын
Every group of golfers has a rage monster. You just invite him to have a good laugh.
@kurtmattox38264 жыл бұрын
Lmao the sand trap swings had me rolling. I can relate a lot to that
@bradyjohnson51294 жыл бұрын
Only thing you’re missing is the buddy who “only chews when he’s golfing” because it helps him play better
@10toMidnight4 жыл бұрын
“Especially your wife, Tim” lol
@stark_10164 жыл бұрын
All those pine trees...upper midwest thing
@samy-g67574 жыл бұрын
*Drinks beer* “Oh yeah now Im gonna start playing good” 😂
@kmart6363 жыл бұрын
The Birdie Juice!!!! Love that line 😂
@thecolonel57544 жыл бұрын
*foot wedge* “In Pretty Good Shape”
@dkrueger854 жыл бұрын
So damn accurate. Every single part 😂
@cristiancoolio80414 жыл бұрын
Ahh the infamous club toss. I can’t lie I’ve done a couple of those too 😂😂.
@all-timealien44834 жыл бұрын
“Ah nice shot, right up there by me.” LOL
@YaBoys3 жыл бұрын
These golf videos are some of the most accurate videos on the internet. I keep 13 in the bag just so the foot wedge is legal!
@nunyabusiness52754 жыл бұрын
I died laughing when he said the best 2 balls he hit were when he stepped on the landscaping rake 😂😂😂
@xalted_gg35122 жыл бұрын
"Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake." That will forever be my favorite line for a bad round of golf
@rorybisson7562 жыл бұрын
"The two best balls I hit where when I walked over the sand rake" priceless
@Tim3B4ndit4 жыл бұрын
"Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake" that would me laughing some much my ribs hurt
@widndn3 жыл бұрын
"Two best balls I hit today was when I stepped on the sand rake" Classic. I've been playing golf for 40 years and I never heard that one.
@kfremont53384 жыл бұрын
Always watched your guys adds on Facebook, finally subscribed. Keep it up guys love your content
@tylerweger4 жыл бұрын
Loved the “Holes” movie reference 😆
@HowToLoves4 жыл бұрын
So true. On the last bunker shot trying to get out you skulled it across the green into the back bunker. lol
@christopherrekrut85664 жыл бұрын
I died over the "2 best balls I hit all day" joke!!!
@timothyomalley16014 жыл бұрын
The sand trapped guy is completely accurate for me lol!!
@MensOpen4 жыл бұрын
These guys nailed it.
@tammyrogne14714 жыл бұрын
That's why my husband always played Golf, to slam beers!!
@pwrplnt19754 жыл бұрын
This was an AWESOME video!! LMAO!! We've got a 9 hole course up here in Northern, Maine and this is how we play!
@maxslab87744 жыл бұрын
"Im diggin a hole. Call me Shia LeBeouf" Comedy gold
@JimKimTheIdeaHunters4 жыл бұрын
Honorable mention: "Your Honor, your honor."
@cBelowH2O3 жыл бұрын
Great video!!...and I think I found most of your golf balls diving a water hazard last week. :)
@adamdufner7053 жыл бұрын
I just met you at the concert and I called you the “uffda” guy the whole time 😂😂😂
@swm78609 ай бұрын
Now that is how to enjoy golf as a amateur! Thank you!!!
@robisafk4 жыл бұрын
Just went this past weekend. Video is spot on I’m dying lol
@3521Rookie4 жыл бұрын
I don't even play golf, but I got a golf ad before this video lol.
@CallMeTagz4 жыл бұрын
Literally died when he says "the 2 best balls i hit is when i stepped on the sand rake" 😂😂😂
@craigpaul92393 жыл бұрын
dude, you're great. keep em comin
@BAD_GolfHawaii3 жыл бұрын
🤙🏾🤣 needed a good laugh, my game has been getting pretty searious! 😉
@xforce6874 жыл бұрын
Was hoping for some Billy Madison references, still hilarious!
@williamware13194 жыл бұрын
“You know you wasting all your good ones”😂😂😂
@surfrookie13 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these videos! And never bring the wife...Lol
@josierichards17444 жыл бұрын
As a cart girl, this is accurate. Love it
@ChibiPanda88888 ай бұрын
Super random, but my name is Josie, too! ❤ It's nice to see others cuz my given name isn't common at all.
@Jive334 жыл бұрын
He forgot to say “We’re dancin, boys! We’re on the dance floor!”
@smasheddragon4 жыл бұрын
I'm done playing golf... same time next week... hahahaha
@johnc7709 Жыл бұрын
The JD bushe light, fack I'm envious of that
@its_the_kid31284 жыл бұрын
This is unbelievably accurate.
@DarthTwilight6 ай бұрын
The foot wedge bit is relatable
@desean34023 жыл бұрын
This is the most accurate golf video ever made.
@ryanboomerbickerstaff8334 жыл бұрын
Its actually terrifying how accurate this is
@binkodinko41973 жыл бұрын
The guy stuck in the bunker is too accurate
@DooDooSmile3 жыл бұрын
The birdie juice was hilarious
@jimlovesgolf13 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the birdie juice 🤣🤣🤣
@randydalton57202 жыл бұрын
Got a pretty good swing!
@aprilchronister99804 жыл бұрын
Lorrrd, luv it~ hubby & buddies usually came to our house after 18 holes, and complain complain complain, then say "wow that was a good day! ". I was like, um sounds like .... um ... yah, u guys had fun(?!) ..... Oh and nature, the fresh air and suddenly its 102 - one buddy searching for ball by bushes and trees upset a wasp nest ... another time searching for ball one yelled "baby rattler!!! watch out!!!(not sure what they did of rattler(snake), but even small they at least rattle a little) GloriousGolf (Iam a golfWife-er, or golfWidow? ) woopwoop! (N California) oops, I mean "Ope"
@matthewoberton18302 жыл бұрын
Nice classic Ping Eye clubs!
@sippycupp103 жыл бұрын
The bleeping is actually phenomenal 😂
@paulh75893 жыл бұрын
"My distance is spot-on today, but my towards is off".
@billwithers74574 жыл бұрын
Beer cart girl? No, she is the angel of beer. All hail the beer angel!
@jmoneyreviews693 жыл бұрын
"Two best balls i hit today were when i stepped on the sand rake" 😂😂😂