H. Jon Benjamin Had A Threesome, Technically

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6 жыл бұрын

'Archer' voice actor and 'Failing is an Option' author H. Jon Benjamin shares the coming of age tale of his only ménage à (approximately) trois.
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@powerfrenzy 6 жыл бұрын

I would like H. Jon Benjamin to do the audiobook for his memoir

@dmjdmj 6 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck! Don't put a million dollar idea like that on youtube.

@chiquitabanana6787 6 жыл бұрын

He did. He's the narrator for the audiobook.

@thenlnlkn 5 жыл бұрын

I would like him to do every audiobook

@jocelynfisher3174 4 жыл бұрын

His narration is hilarious!!!!

@jkap34 3 жыл бұрын

@@thenlnlkn "'Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?' Dumbledore asked calmly." Imagine that read by H. Jon Benjamin.

@ghugueley8341 6 жыл бұрын

If him failing brought us Archer, I say well played H. Jon.

@davidmoore5004 4 жыл бұрын

Adam Reed created Archer though

@hornyconvict 3 жыл бұрын

And Bob's Burgers.

@obscure.reference 3 жыл бұрын

David Moore benjamin, however, embodies the character

@reeferseasalt 2 жыл бұрын

Dr. Katz

@SammyRenard 5 ай бұрын

@@davidmoore5004 yeah but that's like how Peter Falk didn't make Columbo but the whole thing succeeded because of Falk being so good at his role

@gravityzero2179 6 жыл бұрын

I hope He narrates his own Audiobook. The guys voice is like Butter made from mermaids

@CheckmateWithPawn 6 жыл бұрын

Gravity Zero he did. Just finished it, and it was great

@CaptPicard81 3 жыл бұрын

He does! Its a very fun listen

@tonyb3203 3 жыл бұрын

Just to clarify, the mermaids were milked? And the product that came from their breasts was then churned into butter? I must try some of this butter!

@gravityzero2179 3 жыл бұрын

tony b dude,.... where do you get your weed??

@obscure.reference 3 жыл бұрын

tony b no, churned mermaids.

@swiftlymurmurs 6 жыл бұрын

Can I hire H. Jon Benjamin to be my weird uncle at parties?

@21melpomene 4 жыл бұрын

Only if you share him...or he allows himself to be shared...more successfully than in this story, lol

@katie2275 3 жыл бұрын

He looks identical to my weird uncle

@edp3202 7 ай бұрын

MINE!

@akumakorgar 4 жыл бұрын

H Jon Benjamin trying to tell this story and Stephen Colbert trying to coax him past the network censors is like watching two guys try to move a couch down some stairs. Awesome

@e300027 6 жыл бұрын

He will never escape his many voice acting roles. I keep expecting “PHRASING”

@jaimereynolds258 6 жыл бұрын

e300027 LOL Exactly

@johnnygoodman2003 2 жыл бұрын

That's an Adam Reed line.

@kelly-sanddionpilotte6313 Ай бұрын

PHRASING. BOOM.

@KhalidKashogi 6 жыл бұрын

You know it's funny when the host starts laughing like that.

@Tan87ful 6 жыл бұрын

Khalid Kashogi 😂😂💯💯

@danburnett2492 5 жыл бұрын

Unless the host is Fallon

@jaimereynolds258 6 жыл бұрын

"you could chip a tooth" LOL This was fun

@darkwing_fighterz 6 жыл бұрын

Poker chip

@VonJost 6 жыл бұрын

He thanks Amy Sedaris. That was a line used on Strangers with Candy in the episode “Jerri the virgin”. Gotta respect him giving credit to a brilliant lady.

@BluenosedMarsh 6 жыл бұрын

Nathaniel Frankford I was wondering what that reference was to. KZfaq comments aren't as cancerous as they used to be.

@tghooker5123 5 жыл бұрын

great reference !

@GrahamBarth 6 жыл бұрын

Jon Benjamin's my favorite cook/spy/coach/the devil/owner of a van.

@santodani 6 жыл бұрын

Graham Barth and can

@plaidpanda 6 жыл бұрын

You left out psychiatrist's son (Dr. Katz) 😉

@Aleveria 6 жыл бұрын

And lawyer (Parks & Rec)

@viralcompile5215 6 жыл бұрын

Forgot store clerk in the show family guy.

@plaidpanda 6 жыл бұрын

ViralCompile Oh, snap, that's a good one

@socrappyicoulddie 6 жыл бұрын

You can see the camera shaking slightly at 06:38 from the cameraman's laughter lol

@mattfromtinder1055 6 жыл бұрын

Good catch!

@trentbell2718 5 жыл бұрын

The camera was like that the whole time, its just normal camera shake actually

@liv8095 3 жыл бұрын

why is that cute lol

@internetexplorer7671 Жыл бұрын

Words can not express how much love and respect I have for this man

@devi616 6 жыл бұрын

That threesome story was so funny. That book looks more interesting than 50 shades of grey.

@armedwombat6816 6 жыл бұрын

To be fair: the untranslated taiwanese manual for a washing machine looks more interesting than 50 Shades of Grey.

@AJB9806 6 жыл бұрын

Darcy P now I want to hear H. Jon Benjamin read a passage from Fifty Shades of Grey.

@cannibalbananas 6 жыл бұрын

I lol'd! literally! 🤣

@Cryptid_Crispin 5 жыл бұрын

A piece of paper covered in shit has a better story than fifty shades of grey.

@bistromathcommander8950 3 жыл бұрын

He was interviewed by The Majority Report and this threesome story came up. You get to know who the other guy was. Check it out if you haven't.

@filipesluna 6 жыл бұрын

Arguably the funniest Colbert interview I've seen to date

@CP-xj7kz 5 жыл бұрын

this is just Archer telling a story from college 😂 this just made me love H. Jon Benjamin even more

@fussymynx78 4 жыл бұрын

There's something so cute and sexy to me about his unapologetic awkwardness and "failures" so to speak. He puts himself down when clearly he's hilarious without even trying hard, he's like a 45 year old teenager or something 😅 And his voice, I can listen to FOREVER 😍🔥🔥

@intoxigamer3617 3 жыл бұрын

7:12 that "I'm naked" is classic fuckin Archer voice. Brilliant.

@sybaritesphynx8057 6 жыл бұрын

He can keep talking in Archer voice and I'd totally do him.

@billytrespassers3123 6 жыл бұрын

Sploosh.

@Ben-rz9cf 6 жыл бұрын

With great pussy comes great responsibility... gotta fuck them short bald dudes, provided they are creative geniuses.

@edwardv1255 6 жыл бұрын

Honorable Catsmeat, we meet again. I guess you're here trying out your "treat them like shit and they'll love you"-theory in action? How's that working out for you? I still recommend a highly skilled psychiatrist as a better alternative (to talk to, not to lose your virginity to; that comes further down the line).

@nickibarclay9236 6 жыл бұрын

Right he literally has the most perfect mans voice ever like he’s the one I would want to narrate my life not Morgan Freeman

@BothHands1 6 жыл бұрын

pass lol

@vinceg1094 6 жыл бұрын

that's possibly the hardest i have ever seen Stephen laugh

@TheElmagnifico20 6 жыл бұрын

Danger Zone?

@dielaughing73 6 жыл бұрын

Ricky Spanish Whatever you say, Rando

@jdcompas 4 жыл бұрын

Archer: "Shut up!"

@diobrando6275 3 жыл бұрын

Something something danger zone

@carlisroy6666 Жыл бұрын

Phrasing.

@somethingdiffrant 6 жыл бұрын

I think Stephen says "Thanks Amy" after the "chip a tooth" comment. Amy Sedaris exclaims "I could chip a tooth on that!" on Strangers with Candy (a show Stephen helped write).

@l.p3861 6 жыл бұрын

somethingdiffrant I love that show!!

@liferiot 6 жыл бұрын

The chip a tooth comment was so slick.

@nothanks8368 3 жыл бұрын

It's from a show he did in the late 90s with Amy Sedaris, which is why he said thanks Amy after saying it

@thetrisha 3 жыл бұрын

@@nothanks8368 which show?

@nothanks8368 3 жыл бұрын

@@thetrisha strangers with candy

@JaQuicker 6 жыл бұрын

Somebody please script a pilot for H. Jon and Aubrey Plaza

@lazyperfectionist1 6 жыл бұрын

"I should've done something." No, no. _Failure is an Option._

@maryanneslater9675 6 жыл бұрын

It's definitely his gift. He uses it to bring people joy and laughter.

@edmontonboy99 3 жыл бұрын

@pitu toup You’re damn right it’s a gift

@kellya.9219 6 жыл бұрын

I'll always see coach McGuirk when I hear that voice 🤣

@patrickschacht718 6 жыл бұрын

Kelly A. Yes! I couldn't figure out where i knew his voice from?! 🤣

@kellya.9219 6 жыл бұрын

Patrick Schacht it is probably my favorite voice he's ever done lol😂😂

@pausebeforeviewtube 6 жыл бұрын

me too

@Its_Might 3 жыл бұрын

I’ll always see Sterling Archer lol

@thenlnlkn 5 жыл бұрын

H Jon Benjamin should be the narrator of everything Including all of our lives

@37Raffaella 6 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣...."you could chip a tooth" 🤣🤣🤣

@acs197 3 жыл бұрын

He did much better than me. In college, I was in an engineer dorm and I'm pretty sure we didn't know what women were, lol. The girls upstairs took pity on us and invited us to hang out together in the common area. That was nice of them.

@lbatemon1158 2 жыл бұрын

My roommate who was studying engineering told me how she was the only girl in most her classes. I didn't believe her, so I went with her to a class and laughed so hard to see she was correct (I didn't stay for the class). I told her she should hook me up with an engineering student because I'm amazed by people with that level of brain power and dedication that can make so much happen in our world. She never did, though. It was sad for the guys, too, because she was gay.

@gabiluch87 6 жыл бұрын

sexually awkward Archer...

@katie2275 3 жыл бұрын

So, Bob

@ILuvAyeAye 6 жыл бұрын

I know this wasn't the intention at all, and it was funny. But it makes me sad to imagine 19 year old H. Jon Benjamin being that not into it and not thinking he can leave.

@alantarin8775 6 жыл бұрын

ILuvAyeAye yeah I can't imagine how awkward that must have been

@krisinsaigon 6 жыл бұрын

That's what being a young adult is all about- trying new things

@pausebeforeviewtube 6 жыл бұрын

that's sweet of you

@acs197 5 жыл бұрын

Makes me feel better. I'm not the only one that has been in very awkward situations.. Not quite like that though. But close!

@ILuvAyeAye 5 жыл бұрын

I know I'm late, but I wanted to say that trying new things, and even awkwardness, can be great. But separate from that, I have also had times when I was so anxious that I didn't extract myself from not good situations, even when I could have and wanted to. I have no idea if he found that not good, or hurtful, or just awkward, and I definitely don't get to decide that for him. But the way he said it made me sad, maybe because of my own stuff. Thank you for all the nice replies! If anyone actually reads this, and relates with what I said too much, I can say that therapy and some lovely anxiety meds helped me a ton. And I hope you all get to try something new with a cool person (or two!), and that you feel comfortable bowing out early if you're not having fun.

@marginwalker01 6 жыл бұрын

"Jon Benjamin Has a Van" was a great show on Comedy Central. Very underrated. This guy is the best!

@NewMessage 6 жыл бұрын

The very FIRST words out of his mouth... Phrasing.

@MrGAyalaJ 6 жыл бұрын

I see your posts all the time. Cheers!! I'm glad to share the same type of humor 😁

@ndyag4956 6 жыл бұрын

Boom!

@MrGAyalaJ 6 жыл бұрын

Dip Dup budum bshsssssh

@MrGAyalaJ 6 жыл бұрын

Rob Simpson can you hacket?!?!?!

@darkwing_fighterz 6 жыл бұрын

Greetings Friends & Fam

@tonycampbell1424 6 жыл бұрын

Best. Interview. Ever.

@ThePoushal 6 жыл бұрын

Can't not see Bob when hearing this voice

@snausages43 6 жыл бұрын

Coach McGuirk! Carl from Family Guy!

@songOmatic 6 жыл бұрын

The son from that animated show where his Dad's a psychiatrist! What was that?

@emeraldtakora6929 4 жыл бұрын

I see Archer he sound more Archer

@slayerdearly 4 жыл бұрын

しゅがーはぁと☆ and the master from venture bros

@StonefieldJim4 3 жыл бұрын

@@songOmatic Dr Katz! This is the first time I've ever seen him. It’s so weird. I can only picture Ben Katz!

@yashiAR 6 жыл бұрын

When Stephen takes his glasses off, you know it is going to be a laughter fest.

@Tan87ful 6 жыл бұрын

yashiWinchester 😂😂

@tybask8189 6 жыл бұрын

Best Colbert interview ever

@quagmire19 6 жыл бұрын

It's been a very long time since I've instantly wanted to buy a book within seconds of hearing about it.

@ITSMRZFG 2 жыл бұрын

Still remember him as coach on Home Movies

@Mymomsaidiwascool 6 жыл бұрын

This is awesome...i can watch the two of them talk like this for hours..its Bob and Archer being interviewed by Colbert

@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 6 жыл бұрын

He's been so damn successful as a voice actor, though, especially for one with so little range. 😁 I loved "I can't describe everything that came before this moment." and "I think I lightly stroked her."! But what's up with cutting just before his jam session?? P.S. What is that weird thing the bandleader has strapped to his hand? PP.S. I miss "Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist". 🙁

@gilbatzri 5 жыл бұрын

a melodica, it's a keyboard you blow into.

@linengray 6 жыл бұрын

He is fucking hysterical. I was in tears after *You could chip a tooth.*

@livvyweimar7362 6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely the funniest you have ever posted! I had tears from laughing so hard! "I sorta rubbed her shoulder" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

@Tan87ful 6 жыл бұрын

Livvy Weimar 😂😂

@anthonycamacho814 6 жыл бұрын

i just saw an amalgamation of Coach, Sterling, and Bob talk to Stephen the whole time

@iamtherealzombie 6 жыл бұрын

Looks like there is an audiobook version of this book narrated by H. Jon Benjamin :)

@stusheridan123 6 жыл бұрын

H. Jon B is hilarious! So buying this book.

@chitalian22 5 жыл бұрын

"Diaphragm.. No one knows what that is (chuckle)" - Archer 😂😂 "Was it a good friend?" "He was like, on my floor." - Archer 😂😂😂😂 Stephen Colbert should go on Archer

@LaineMann 4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he was

@tobiasfranz5155 6 жыл бұрын

6:24 Oh my god I'm crying.

@gobthegreat7797 6 жыл бұрын

This is the best interview I’ve ever seen

@giennefarcais6834 6 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard! We need more from this man.

@Ohsolovely2 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he's so open. HIlarious.

@TheCondorjc 5 жыл бұрын

I would definitely want to hear him narrate my failures in life

@digirlock28 6 жыл бұрын

i did the mistake of watching this at work.... still dying!!! great eff'n interview!!!

@everettharris967 6 жыл бұрын

Scroll down below the video and just listen and you'll hear Phil Ken Sebben counseling Sterling Archer.

@gold-6680 3 жыл бұрын

by the voice he seems like a good spy

@sillycal 3 жыл бұрын

OK, Too hilarious, H. Jon Benjamin is my HERO and what an awesome interview!!!!! too much, couldn't stop laughing

@tenacious645 6 жыл бұрын

Coach Mcguirk and Archer. That's all I see 😂 I love this man

@gamma8562 6 жыл бұрын

H. Jon Benjamin is a treasure

@ichristianrodriguez 6 жыл бұрын

Saw him on the C train the other night! Heading into Brooklyn!

@mathewworkentin5690 6 жыл бұрын

Omg this interview was amazing 😂

@bixotti 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t imagine Sterling Archer having any other voice

@silverblue73 6 жыл бұрын

I don't know if I've ever seen Colbert lose it so freely lol

@CheckmateWithPawn 6 жыл бұрын

Just finished the audio book, where he narrates. Absolutely loved it

@powderedtoastfacekillah734 3 жыл бұрын

This man has been in my life since he played Ben Katz on Dr Katz in the late '90s

@juliankenzo 6 жыл бұрын

Are you guys going to upload H. Jon performing with the band? We need to see how that went 😆

@MrCigarro50 6 жыл бұрын

Beautilul book. To have a happy life one must have "The courage to fail."

@guyfromcentraleurope9599 6 жыл бұрын

LMAO! More of this pls

@mnkykungfu 3 жыл бұрын

Best part of this is seeing Stephen just losing his s**t at the end of the story, like he's just imagining it and can't stop laughing at the awkward.

@UnnecessaryBelond 5 жыл бұрын

This is literally a plot for bobs burgers

@conntoons_4848 5 жыл бұрын

YOURE NOT WRONG THO 😂

@Schmidteren 6 жыл бұрын

This was amazing!!

@pyrotechnick420 6 жыл бұрын

Damn I've been a fan of this guy for almost 20 years. Coach Magurk lol

@916wetcustoms 6 жыл бұрын

P Y R O T E C H N I C K く苛流 man home movies was so good

@pyrotechnick420 6 жыл бұрын

Yes it was!

@davidrodriguezherrera6461 4 жыл бұрын

McGuirk!

@reeferseasalt 2 жыл бұрын

Ben Katz was hilarious

@reeferseasalt 2 жыл бұрын

Obviously Sterling Archer

@missbirdie05 5 жыл бұрын

Why is it that Mr. Benjamin's voice always cracks me up? :-D

@Amejoish 6 жыл бұрын

this interview was fun after long time !!

@user-xv7kb1se9v 4 жыл бұрын

literally the hardest I've ever laughed....weird inhumane squeaks were coming out of my mouth! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AJB9806 6 жыл бұрын

I have never seen Stephen lose it like this. 😂

@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305 3 жыл бұрын

Normal people: Archer Heroes: Bob Belcher Legends: *BEN KATZ*

@nebuchadne33ar 6 жыл бұрын

I'm definetly buying that book

@emilyorton6304 5 жыл бұрын

oml this is one of the funniest interviews ever

@jeeither 6 жыл бұрын

I always listen to these at work, today it was a bad idea because I'm dying out loud.

@NJP695 6 жыл бұрын

the most outrageous interview ever

@trippytigertony5520 3 жыл бұрын

Hey.. those failures brought us Archer and Bob. Mostly Archer 🤣🤣🤣

@21melpomene 4 жыл бұрын

I don't know whether to buy the book to get the illustrations or buy the audiobook to have stories like this narrated to me by his iconically delectable voice. XD

@tennisdude52278 6 жыл бұрын

All I hear is a talking can of vegetables.

@natashafigueroa9198 6 жыл бұрын

Y E SSSSSS

@Alejandro-420 3 жыл бұрын

That is possibly the best self promo for a book ever

@garycpriestley 6 жыл бұрын

He is just TOO awesome!!!! His book needs to be released as a podcast!!!

@lifeinacoustic1 6 жыл бұрын

OMG! Never laughed this hard

@sanyamkhetarpal07 6 жыл бұрын

He's like the most successful voice actor out there

@JoyGyllyan23 6 жыл бұрын

All I keep hearing is Archer!!!! ... "Phrasing Boom!"

@CoreyBreedlove Жыл бұрын

Hysterical. Jon needs a stand up routine

@tylerchristopherson4245 5 жыл бұрын

this interview is LIT lol!

@JohnWestIV 6 жыл бұрын

I need this book in an audio format with H. Jon Benjamin narrating it.

@Danlife112 5 жыл бұрын

One of the greatest voices

@NewMessage 6 жыл бұрын

In your head...take off Stephen's glasses... then have Jon speak off camera while Stephen mimes talking. Live action Archer.

@yesplease5109 6 жыл бұрын

New Message stephen looks more like Cyril

@darkwing_fighterz 6 жыл бұрын

Hawkeye

@HarrisonsFord 6 жыл бұрын

You are scraping bottom with your ideas. Leave the world alone.

@captlanc 6 жыл бұрын

yes please Oh shit, he does look like a Cyril!

@arazeze 6 жыл бұрын

Duke Raul ooo someone's salty

@MsVorpalBlade 6 жыл бұрын

THANK you H. Jon Benjamin. Threesomes can be awkward and awful.

@wildawaywithme9787 6 жыл бұрын

i am crying this is amazing

@reaphr642 5 жыл бұрын

He has the best voice ever!!! Archer is the best!!!! Rewatching it ahhhgain. 😍😍😍

@HighlandChicken 5 жыл бұрын

This was Sam Seder lmao

@crazypolite 3 жыл бұрын

Watching this high with my eyes closed rn pretending it's Stirling on the Colbert Show 😂😂

@mseatapplesauce6199 6 жыл бұрын

Im so intrigued about his memoir!

@neox464 3 жыл бұрын

Whenever I hear this guy talk I just laugh because he talks the same way (forming sentences, high pitched voices etc.) as he does in Archer and I just imagine watching the show.