Taking NK soldiers who love their country so much they risk life and limb to defect, and then brining them to an open combat zone 1000's of miles away from home and hope they don't just run to freedom?... it's a bold strategy Cotton... I'll give em that.
@dr.floridamanphdАй бұрын
Pierogi? What is that? Food? Gimme gimme gimme! 😂
@steffanyschwartz7801Ай бұрын
I bet some of them gun it while in transit. Lot of open space
@PlaylistProleteriatАй бұрын
at least 25% would defect, 25% surrender immediately, the other half still a poorly trainer force will be KIA
@malcireАй бұрын
Eh. The slave labor that NK rents out to other places tend to stick to the script more often than I would expect. Plus, regardless how shitty Russian rations are, still probably better than in UK.
@Sman7290Ай бұрын
Let's see if it pays off for them.
@Villy245Ай бұрын
I mean, he's not wrong. Breakfast served after 1pm IS just lunch
@ArcalargoАй бұрын
But why is 1pm the cutoff?
@dr.floridamanphdАй бұрын
It’s the best kind of lunch 🤤
@anotherHelldiverАй бұрын
But do Pancakes, Waffles and eggs become described as Lunch foods after 1 PM?
@owenmaleski2203Ай бұрын
Breakfast for dinner is still the best
@theshadyprotector8412Ай бұрын
I'm more worried that someone from the fudge factory is actually aware of what goes on in the world and what time it is.
@mikekopack6441Ай бұрын
So who else thinks a lot of those NK soldiers will defect the second they get the chance once they arrive in Ukraine?
@CLNCJD94Ай бұрын
Damn you mean to tell me we can weaken TWO rival enemies without getting any of our soldiers involved? This is the most Us beneficial special military operation ever performed.
@gryphonosiris2577Ай бұрын
Depends on if they still have family who are hostages... I mean, still living in North Korea.
@therebornlycan5220Ай бұрын
I'd say almost immediately if not the parasecond any commanding officer looks away
@N7-WAR-HOUNDАй бұрын
They’d only send soldiers with family children living parents… Actually they probably don’t have that many soldiers that fit the bill anyway
@brandonreiser7739Ай бұрын
McDonald's! We need you to jump on supplying a couple of pallets of Happy Meals. One Happy Meal for each NK soldier, more food than they've had in the past month, and a toy? They won't go back.
@strayed1615Ай бұрын
I like how the kid says 'this Earl Gray tea.' Like he does not even understand the importance or elegance of it. It is just a thing he believes he needs to bring.
@ChokahАй бұрын
Someone left a box on the 55 gal. drum of lubricant.
@richardhanck972Ай бұрын
It's part of the nerd heritage he's got. Granted it's hard to see behind the massive testosterone of being _the deadliest manned thing to fly..._ but it's there. "Tea, Earl Gray, Hot."
@aoofmg6684Ай бұрын
Since its america, make sure the tea is not mixed with sea water
@strayed1615Ай бұрын
@@richardhanck972 lmao. A small bit of sophistication hidden underneath a burning need to fight and being blue balled since forever over it.
@lord-REDACTED-Ай бұрын
I got it now. F22 is Deadpool with wings!
@robryan2079Ай бұрын
“You built and sank your own bath toy” 😂😂 1:46
@koalactrlАй бұрын
So what did Russia do / sink of their own boats?
@dobber43Ай бұрын
I mean their carrier has a habit of self immolation @@koalactrl
@kylezdancewicz7346Ай бұрын
@@dobber43You mean super advanced thermal distraction caused by explosion Russia cigars and not the carrier being terrible
@sleepyancient6655Ай бұрын
@@koalactrl If you look at their maintenance and readiness logs... they kinda do.
@jobanh7ifyАй бұрын
“You had a premature detonation” 😉 even tho they finally embraced the love story between Kim and Putin😂
@danielhuang8841Ай бұрын
The webnovels are going to get crazy
@billw.overbeck8913Ай бұрын
Kim and Putin r34 fanfiction Internet in a nutshell
@adambrosche5894Ай бұрын
I mean Achmed had the same thing with his scooter 😂 (Joke from Jeff Dunham)
@metaljunkie8393Ай бұрын
3:15 “hahaha, hey, bestie, how about we shut tf up now, okay?” 🤣🤣🤣
@unidino8963Ай бұрын
he really leaned over to NK and went "you keep this up and ill invade you".
@naval76legends15Ай бұрын
I love his videos
@NAP_OfficialАй бұрын
@@unidino8963 to be honest hardly a threat at this point lol
@kuhluhOGАй бұрын
@@NAP_Official well, I doubt NK's equipment is in better shape than Russia's
@severren1095Ай бұрын
The Kid quoting the pentagon and the Buff being like flying Prius... classic
@JacobL228Ай бұрын
No, Buff is getting _less_ fuel-efficient engines.
@PureSquallАй бұрын
The weird kid (not THE Kid) is the flying prius.
@JingleJangle256Ай бұрын
BREAKING: Ukrainian Drone Operators Expected to Replace Explosive Ordinance with Ham Sandwiches, Pentagon Projects 5,000 Defections within First Week.
@_--JohnVK--_Ай бұрын
LOL 🤣🤣
@Uturn999Ай бұрын
New breaking: Ukraine removes DPIC's from ATACAMS rockets and replaces them with MRE`s, 2 square grids of enemy positions have been abandoned
@davidgoodnow269Ай бұрын
That . . . that could work . . . .
@zombiedoggie273227 күн бұрын
Considering Ukrane's president is Jewish. Wouldn't turkey sandwitches make more sense?
@dangingerich2559Ай бұрын
"Breakfast served after 1pm is just lunch" is scarier than "North Korean soldiers will be cannon fodder."
@xxpoisonblxxАй бұрын
Yeah, that wasn't even threatening, that was just a statement. A very sad statement.
@dextercochran4916Ай бұрын
Because one is just a fact of life and the other means your Saturday is half-gone already.
@Enja_NearАй бұрын
Your first meal of the day is breakfast, no matter the time.
@SubreonАй бұрын
those poor guys... it's like sending civilians into a car shredder at an auto salvage yard. they just wear fancy uniforms and march all day while being brainwashed. they don't know of a better life. i hope they can escape to freedom and be shown mercy. sigh.
@NelsonwmjАй бұрын
Thank you HLC, ever since you came onto the scene, I don't get geopolitical or military news from mainstream news outlets first anymore.
@KenanVonKaiserАй бұрын
Except These Are Not True Never Trust Anyone Who Is At The Military They Are Always Trying To Stay Face That Is Their Whole Job!
@tehfiredogАй бұрын
@@KenanVonKaiser Every Word Is Capitalized So It Must Be True!
@omniverse7976Ай бұрын
@@KenanVonKaisershut up wacko. You said you saw a missile shot down because you were there in another comment as well as called America a paper tiger because they avoid war. Yeah, that’s kinda what all countries should do. Well, except for the ones who need to compensate for not being on top of the world like they wish they were.
@Mare_ManАй бұрын
@@KenanVonKaiser "Never trust the people who actually know what they're talking about" Ftfy
@insertnamehere6659Ай бұрын
@KenanVonKaiser did you have a stroke or something? No punctuation, several misspellings, completely misses the point of the video. You sure you're not a Russian psyop?
@xxpoisonblxxАй бұрын
I'm thoroughly amazed no reference was made to the *weeks* it took us to sink our *own* bath toy in 2005, with the USS America. We know how hard it is to sink one of our carriers. I'm fairly sure we're the only ones who've done it since 1945. Of course, there was that one time we nuked an Essex class, twice (and then towed it away to scuttle it). Or the time we used ~500lb of C4 *very* specifically placed to make a reef. That one's particularly neat.
@KlaaismАй бұрын
Its even more fun when you use nukes!
@erichammond9308Ай бұрын
The only fleet carrier sunk by nukes was the USS Saratoga. She was a Lexington class carrier, not an Essex class, and it took 2 nukes to sink her - the second one was 400 yards away and 93 feet underwater.
@xxpoisonblxxАй бұрын
@@erichammond9308 I was actually meaning to refer to the Independence, which *wasn't* sunk in Crossroads (actually surviving instead), though I was still off, that one was lead on her own Independence class. It was the Oriskany (the great carrier reef) that was the Essex. I'd forgotten Crossroads got the Saratoga. Again, still only after a second nuke though, which still very much backs up my "we have trouble sinking our own toys" point. Thanks for the correction and reminder on that one!
@gfunkenator7125Ай бұрын
The way that general said it was so casual too. He even looked like he felt sorry for them.
@shealupkesАй бұрын
I know I do, they're just as much victims of north korea as they are proud defenders of it
@SubreonАй бұрын
those poor guys... it's like sending civilians into a car shredder at an auto salvage yard. they just wear fancy uniforms and march all day while being brainwashed. they don't know of a better life. i hope they can escape to freedom and be shown mercy. sigh.
@CeeJayDKАй бұрын
From what I can read about the Shepard, the hybrid tech will allow it to fly for longer, and will make it harder to detect. Both good qualities for a stealth recon spy drone.
@thatjeff7550Ай бұрын
Huh. For a second, I thought you misspelled the name but a quick search and nope, I was wrong and you're right--Shepard. Not much info on it though.
@TonyYarussoАй бұрын
@@thatjeff7550Presumably a nod to the astronaut?
@CeeJayDKАй бұрын
@@TonyYarusso It's the Series Hybrid Electric Propulsion AiRcraft Demonstration - S.H.E.P.AR.D
@CeeJayDKАй бұрын
@@thatjeff7550 I extrapolate that the SHEPARD will be able to turn it's fossil fuel generator off and operate on battery power when near the enemy, thus producing zero emissions that could be used to track it, and be extremely quiet since the noise from the combustion only happens if you run the generator.
@TonyYarussoАй бұрын
@@CeeJayDK Sure, but the way these things work somebody chose a word first and then made up something to fit as an acronym - it’s not something pronounceable just by chance. (See how the R doesn’t actually fit.)
@FireflyArcАй бұрын
3:28 i need merch of the f22 with a Racoon on top just loving it's life.
@PinkGracieАй бұрын
Imagine the Shepherd as that geeky dude in HS. Once grummy bear puts this nerd in the gym and upgrades him with guns, i cant wait for the voice change
@mimcduffee86Ай бұрын
The chances that the SHEPARD program gets actually meaningful upgrades is pretty slim. The entire point of it is to be a stepping stone just like the GHO program the SHEPARD was built off of. GHO was phase 1, SHEPARD is phase 2 of a long term series designed for low acoustic/high endurance projects.
@rucker69Ай бұрын
begone thotbot
@jackb4125Ай бұрын
@mimcduffee86 they've been testing this stuff for ages. Put them in the air and leave them there for a week. But I think they need to think cheap and disposable
@DonleecartoonsАй бұрын
@@jackb4125 I thought expendable (I grant you, not quite the same as "cheap amd disposable") was the whole point of drones. Now it seems like they're more of a provocation if not quite a _casus belli._
@jackb4125Ай бұрын
@Donleecartoons well, we aren't far from the Infantry following a swarm of thousands of drones into battle. But so far, countries are tolerating individual drone strikes.
@Chasedtuna9Ай бұрын
Happy to hear that the Raccoon survived the fight for the chicken nugget and they became friends after that! :D Edit: I was wrong... It was a possum that he was fighting for the chicken nugget. Maybe the raccoon was his battle buddy and they split it?
@David_VitekАй бұрын
That's one tough raccoon, definitely deserves a friend like 22.
@christownsend552Ай бұрын
Who wants to bet it's actually a racoon piloting the f22 ???? 😂
@ianyoder2537Ай бұрын
The racoon's probably the reason 22's been more chill lately.
@VeltaniАй бұрын
I am also glad, but... the lube has me curious as to what it's intended purpose was....
@xxpoisonblxxАй бұрын
@@Veltani That's to make life easier for the other side.
@DeruwynArchmageАй бұрын
Hey, an electric jet is cool as hell. It can probably run real cool/quiet like that. Good luck heat seeking missiles, I’m as cold as the sky now.
@davidgoodnow269Ай бұрын
Look for the Chinese-made 1/3-scale Radio Control A-10 powered by electric fans, with a 2:1 power to weight ratio. It's not technically a drone, and it's not shipped armed, but it's still so full of possibilities!
@zombiedoggie273227 күн бұрын
Every AMD gaming tower owner: Not really
@benjaminoechsli194115 күн бұрын
@@zombiedoggie2732 _looks at Intel 13th and 14th-gen chips breaking due to... yet unconfirmed reasons while consuming almost double the energy of AMD chips_ There's a saying about glass houses.
@nibs725210 күн бұрын
@@benjaminoechsli1941 Remember, Intel fanboys aren't aware of the fact that AMD chip architecture has progressed past the Phenom II generation.
@clapanseАй бұрын
Jokes aside, it's worth noting that the new Rolls F130 engines that we're sticking on the Buff are *much* more fuel efficient than the old TF-33s. They're also more powerful, but Grandpa Buff is getting a substantial decrease in fuel consumption in the process (which has the added benefit of a longer unrefueled range).
@LairdErnstАй бұрын
Nice! Thanks for heads-up.
@sadlerbw9Ай бұрын
I still wish the airforce could have persuaded its self that going with a single engine per pylon was a better idea. Still, given that they are sticking with two engines per pylon, I can't really fault their choice for a replacement. I'm more of a GE fan, but I admit that the Rolls is probably going to be a good choice.
@andrewkessinger5966Ай бұрын
Point is they CAN burn a lot more fuel than the old ones. They just don't need to.
@HammerOn-bu7gxАй бұрын
@@sadlerbw9 And have to redo all the flow field and wing load analysis? Hard pass. Read up on WHY they did it this way. It saved years, and hundreds of millions of dollars. Not to mention re-certifying all the weapons again. The SOW specifically called out that the flow field, weigh and balance, and weapon separation had to be the same as the TF-33. It's a smart move. The number of engines is fine, it's no big deal. The fuel savings and parts inventory using a modern commercial engine are huge.
@sadlerbw9Ай бұрын
@@HammerOn-bu7gx oh, I have read about it. I’m fully aware that the plan they are executing is very prudent and fiscally a much better idea…I just irrationally wanted to see B-52’s rocking massive turbofans! I am not in any way claiming it would have been a good idea. I just think it would have been cool.
@Baldwin-iv445Ай бұрын
The houthi's claiming they made a hypersonic absolutely killed me.
@TheActionBastardАй бұрын
I take them about as seriously as I take Russia... so... "not at all"
@SG-sj6cwАй бұрын
Well youre the only casualty then
@danielmclellan1522Ай бұрын
"you didn't even repaint it!"
@rainmaker3942Ай бұрын
Just like they claimed they hit the Ike 😂
@alexandercuevas6783Ай бұрын
I know. Our respawn rate is insane. We died 3 times now i think.@rainmaker3942
@BlazeStar00Ай бұрын
For a moment there I legit thought the scary quote would have been "would you intercept me? I'd intercept me~" Too bad they didn't.
@willythemailboy2Ай бұрын
I expected a "I have a cannon. Put me in coach!" finishing line.
@orko714Ай бұрын
"Breakfast, served after 1pm, is just lunch."
@TheWasatchCrownАй бұрын
I was not expecting this and it had me rolling 🤣
@murphysaburningdeathtrap4983Ай бұрын
A warcrime salad for lunch
@tomharrison3453Ай бұрын
"Grummy Bear"?! i sweh ta gawwd, Habs, every video you find a way to make laugh out loud. That really freaks out my fellow cubicle-dwellers here in DilbertLand. Yet another reason they fear me (I am also on average 25 years older than them). Thanks.
@darrellcook8253Ай бұрын
You live a good life except for the Dilbert land. A desk job would deflate my will to live and they'd find me oozed over the desk and dripping on the floor. Useless and floppy disced. Goodbye and good luck. I do hope you are happy.
@Th3ShrikeАй бұрын
The Shepard is not even the weirdest thing Northrop is pumping out, they got a manta ray drone sub
@TimeCircleBlueАй бұрын
We grow closer to Star Wars vehicles.
@dylanjeter9858Ай бұрын
From what I've seen of the Manta Ray, that thing is freaking insane.
@derwingnutАй бұрын
Moon. Train.
@peekaboopeekaboo1165Ай бұрын
Pentagoon building drones shaped of sea creatures !
@DriveCarToBarАй бұрын
F-14 Tomcat: Who doesn't have a hypersonic missile? AIM-54c Phoenix: Can I show em dad? Can I show em what we do? F-14 Tomcat: Sorry bud, we're all done with that part of our lives. We're on museum duty now. Phoneix? Phoneix? Where'd he go? AIM-54c Phoenix: *disassmbly noises* F-14 Tomcat: Look what they've done to my boy. 😢
@danielsnook7362Ай бұрын
Yea hypersonic at this point has become such an annoying buzzword these days
@lyndajaeger4477Ай бұрын
Why did this make me tear up a bitM
@DriveCarToBarАй бұрын
@@lyndajaeger4477 Want to feel worse? Go to these coordinates in Google Maps, switch to Sat. View. 32.14692137072576, -110.83463224296271
@Nempo13Ай бұрын
The Blue Angels still use Tomcats for some of their shows. The iconic image is kind of beloved so they refuse to get rid of them. ALL of the Blue Angels are combat capable aircraft, which meant it's systems had to be overhauled to handle more modern missiles but yeah. Israel still uses a few of them as well. After all, this was the plane that lost one wing, half of another wing, only one engine worked, only had one landing gear, still completed the mission and got the pilot home safe...that plane was repaired and the pilot continued flying it.
@DriveCarToBarАй бұрын
@@Nempo13 last time I checked, there are no flight capable Tomcats left in the USA. They've all been destroyed or disabled and turned into museum pieces. Israel never had Tomcats or Phoenix missiles. Iran was the sole export customer.
@DUKEzorsАй бұрын
I've only heard him quoted at this point, but Jerry is my new favorite character.
@Cedar_WolfАй бұрын
Rocket man... Burning out his fuse up here, alone... ------ Seems like Japan will have to have a heart-to-heart with Iran about what happens when you touch the fucking boats.
@Uwugi.ArmoryАй бұрын
Not gonna lie. I started typing this then stopped. Didn't think it fit since "up" is the one place rocket is not. lol
@RixoliАй бұрын
Iran seems to forget what happened the LAST time they touched one of our fucking boats, things got awfully "proportional" around their neck of the woods.
@Heavenlyhounds96Ай бұрын
At this point Japan is better off letting everyone learn the lesson themselves. History is written by the survivors, (as one tiktokker put it), but it's obvious those who come after ...or weren't in the blast radius, don't take a hint.
@LaerycАй бұрын
As a wise man once said "50 war tribes in a trenchcoat with a defense budget to fight god"....... thats why you dont touch the boats
@Techno_IdiotoАй бұрын
@@Laeryc Yeah, good ol Bajur.
@F_I_R_E.Ай бұрын
I hope the first ace from The Kid has a honorary Ace racoon.
@SinyaoАй бұрын
Now just imagine stealth Prius just sitting up there for days at a time just relaying data and firing solutions without the adversary knowing.
@ThinWhiteAxeАй бұрын
Russia saying "Hey bestie, why don't we shut the fuck up right now" is everything I didn't realize my day needed
@Dripi_wetaАй бұрын
3:33 WAIT WAIT.. WOAH.. NO LUB,,, WE GOING IN DRY
@kemarisiteАй бұрын
As the artillery shell picture said, "The dildo of justice rarely arrives lubricated."
@ChokahАй бұрын
22: "But how will I get the glove on?"
@patton3338Ай бұрын
I really want to meet his Raccoon friend, its probably the only thing that keeps the kid contained
@archangeldo913Ай бұрын
It’s his emotional support animal.🦝
@Uluze2Ай бұрын
I think Rocket and the kid have teamed up
@henrycarlson7514Ай бұрын
@@Uluze2 Now That is SCARY . But Wow the Effectivness
@michaeljcabose7286Ай бұрын
I like that the 22’s raccoon is just cannon at this point
@xxpoisonblxxАй бұрын
If we get an MCU crossover and find out it's been Rocket all along, it might make too much sense.
@Reaper_03-01Ай бұрын
@xxpoisonblxx can you imagine if Rocket got a hold of the kid? He'd turn him into Star Scream, except he doesn't suck.
@TheWasatchCrownАй бұрын
...... Well it's canon in this instance but it could also be cannon knowing the kid. SO canon raccoon cannon? Gotta love English. Thanks for nothing ya wack redcoats.
@danielmclellan1522Ай бұрын
@@xxpoisonblxx so what I'm hearing is that we need HLC to start crowdfunding to pay Bradley Cooper enough money on Cameo to record Rocket's part of the skit?
@xxpoisonblxxАй бұрын
@@danielmclellan1522 I don't hate that idea. Might have some problems with mice lawyers though...
@PyreАй бұрын
Just puttin' it out there, The Abrams is now a hybrid vehicle, and they're still doing just fine. Feel like the Shepherd'll find a solid niche sooner than later. Even if there's some teasing to weather first.
@erggml1887Ай бұрын
Wait till people find out that very heavy equipment have been hybrid for a long time - those HUGE dumptrucks that work open pit strip mines with 13 foot tall tires? Yep, they have been hybrid for longer than we have had hybrid cars. There are other machines too, but people get bored when serious tech is at work sometimes.
@kdavidsmith1Ай бұрын
Assuming the hybrid surveillance drone makes is more fuel efficient, it would mean it can stay on station longer, which is a good thing, Grandpa Buff.
@TheEDFLegacyАй бұрын
The hybrid propulsion system is not actually a terrible idea in a number of military applications; In aircraft, if it's running on electric power, it means it's not making nearly as much heat, so if you're trying to be thermally stealthy as well as physically stealthy, it'll make that thing pretty much invisible to _everything._ Even hybrid tanks are absolutely terrifying, because just think of an armored vehicle that has no engine noise, can sit in a hidden position, and simply wait for enemy troops to approach while being nearly invisible to thermals and not making a sound while using its electric motors to silently aim the turret...
@KlaaismАй бұрын
Also less noise.
@ChokahАй бұрын
I mean, Subs were using that tech tree before they went nuclear.
@lonnyyoung4285Ай бұрын
Nuclear tank upgrade for our (eventually) upcoming Apocalypse tanks?
@Thor_OdinsonАй бұрын
But I would still rather be a drone operator than a tanker these days
@TheEDFLegacyАй бұрын
@@lonnyyoung4285 _"It is day of judgement."_
@michaelimbesi2314Ай бұрын
Hybrid seems like a way better idea if they can make it work. Better fuel economy means longer range and better loiter time. The BUFF doesn’t really matter because the BUFF is too big, slow, and vulnerable to operate in contested airspace anyway, so needing a tanker is less of an issue.
@Thor_OdinsonАй бұрын
HA....Russia has glide bombs and BUFF can drop how many cruise missiles?
@davidgoodnow269Ай бұрын
I always wondered why they made AC-130s instead of making AB-52s.
@Readitonreddit07Ай бұрын
Premature detonation , fucking hit
@dgreenlonghorn1Ай бұрын
Fucking Jerry at the pentagon.
@dr.floridamanphdАй бұрын
He’s not wrong though.
@DonleecartoonsАй бұрын
Have we met Jerry? I feel like we need to meet Jerry.
@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunterАй бұрын
Jerry's quote was scary, the other quote was just spitting facts.
@ianyoder2537Ай бұрын
Take him out to dinner first.
@DonleecartoonsАй бұрын
@@ianyoder2537 Not breakfast after 1300?
@jacobgomos2418Ай бұрын
Let’s keep it going. If big Kim wants to tell the world how big he is then let’s show the world how small he really is.
@FireheadGaming123abcАй бұрын
2:46 “you just designed a Prius with wings” got me rolling
@gamerfan8445Ай бұрын
Finally, the Raptor befriended the racoon.
@danielmclellan1522Ай бұрын
They bonded once Rocket realized the Kid shares his enthusiasm for firepower.
@gamerfan8445Ай бұрын
@@danielmclellan1522 or someone brought a second mic nugget for the Raptor.
@collinschofield808Ай бұрын
The “you just designed a Prius with wings” totally killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shilohlee4332Ай бұрын
You'd think that people would realize that spending less money on gas means more money for bullets & explosives.
@ChrisRand-gf7lzАй бұрын
Jerry's right though: Breakfast after 1:00 is just lunch...
@TeamDeckPunkАй бұрын
The Kid is a Delight and should be feared and loved equally. 😂
@thisguyoverhere4746Ай бұрын
"Breakfast served after 1pm is just lunch" - Jerry God, I hope this becomes a shirt! 😂
@aaronlopez492Ай бұрын
" A Prius with with wing's" quote to remember.👏
@afcreative22Ай бұрын
I burst out laughing so hard when I heard it
@Kovacs343Ай бұрын
As long as the RCS is smaller than a lunchbox, I think we'll be fine.
@themidnightbanshee5927Ай бұрын
I don't why, but the kid saying an obvious statement is metal AF
@TheAKgunnerАй бұрын
The Kid’s packing list asks so many questions, that I DON’T want answered! PLEASE, keep me in the dark! I’m beginning to like it here.
@MegaJaniАй бұрын
"Breakfast served after 1PM is just lunch"
@michaelfoye1135Ай бұрын
You could say that was a prius-toric development in aviation.
@richardhanck972Ай бұрын
"My raccoon friend..." As long as he's not talking about frog, hare, and falcon friends... and developing an unhealthy obsession with barrel rolls.
@psychocudaАй бұрын
Russian soldier eating 10 year old MRE: "Ugh, this food is terrible, not fit for dog!" North Korean soldier: "You guys get FOOD?"
@nobalswordsmanXАй бұрын
"But... Our missile goes really fast." You know what else goes fast? Bullets, but it doesn't mean anything if you can't hit the broadside of a barn.
@jkflipflop98Ай бұрын
Hypersonics are way faster than a bullet my man.
@nobalswordsmanXАй бұрын
@@jkflipflop98 obviously. It's a joke about how they can't hit anything either way though.
@neilrusling-je6zoАй бұрын
When does the Buff get those Photon Torpedoes? Next he needs Phasers and a Warp Drive.
@pheenix42Ай бұрын
At the very least, a good impulse drive.
@twotailedavengerАй бұрын
We've seen him in that guise this whole time, we just didn't recognize him. He was the Constitution-class.
@lonnyyoung4285Ай бұрын
Ironically, the antimatter might not be the hardest part of making a photon torpedo. Creating antimatter is stupidly expensive, but it can be done. Creating a good enough magnetic containment system for it isn't going to be easy. Then, we need to figure out the warp field sustainer (that is, of course, after we figure out warp).
@donvielenio8956Ай бұрын
@@lonnyyoung4285 stupidly expensive: the definition of American military projects.
@richardhanck972Ай бұрын
@@lonnyyoung4285 We could always seal antimatter in the hollow space enclosed by a buckyball... Electrostatic repulsion keeps it from contacting the normal matter of the containment, no energy input required. Of course, the trick there is detonating it... but it's not _that_ hard.
@ndrew.VietnamАй бұрын
Love the channel HLC keep up the awesome work, your videos always make me laugh 😂
@archmageofmetal8883Ай бұрын
NATO doesn't have enough space for that many North Korean defectors...
@coffeegonewrongАй бұрын
If they are actual engineers, you never know. They’ll be really used to working with the worst supplies and the threat of being shot for messing up. Let Ukraine keep em.
@pixellordm8780Ай бұрын
We do! We’re actually building a whole new giant airbase in Romania remember? Would be nice to have some engineers to help that’ll work for cheap so long as we feed & take care of them!
@eonmusic00001Ай бұрын
I was not expecting an ineffective missle get turned into an ED joke. I'm not upset about it
@virgawolf1485Ай бұрын
Wise words to live by "Breakfast after 1PM is just lunch" -The Pentagon
@Pierce-lz7kvАй бұрын
No no not the Pentagon...Jerry from the pentagon
@Enja_NearАй бұрын
Well sorry that I decided to break my fast in the afternoon.
@Thor_OdinsonАй бұрын
Is it second breakfast, elevensies, lunch, or second lunch?
@Pierce-lz7kvАй бұрын
@@Thor_Odinson yes
@MrJay_WhiteАй бұрын
does the houthi missile go "yemeni yemeni reeba reeba reeba"?
@DonleecartoonsАй бұрын
Speedy bin Zales?
@richardhanck972Ай бұрын
Probably "Adhhab, adhhab.... Fawaq..." Though it's kinda hard figuring out if that last part is Arabic or just heavily accented English...
@fabiomarangon2748Ай бұрын
"But... it goes really fast..." That's what she said.
@lonnyyoung4285Ай бұрын
...disappointedly. 😢
@thewhitewolf58Ай бұрын
I love how no matter wimp and weird the 22 is you always know that if he gets released he and grandpa buff will stand and end ww3 in a day.
@spartan0013Ай бұрын
Ah more of my favorite news channel!
@sciathoirАй бұрын
“A flying Prius” killed me man, but I do gotta say, finding cleaner alternatives for all aviation fuels is a pretty great, as it stand right now they’re one of the worst polluters as far as transportation goes so any progress towards a greener air travel is gonna be good for our planet, I get keeping it under lock and key but we should really be researching commercial uses for those hybrid engines, I’m also hoping we can find an efficiency rating similar to aviation fuels, we only have one planet right now so destroying it kinda screws over, ya know, everyone
@Sorain1Ай бұрын
It'll be easy to make a very efficient hybrid when you no longer need to design around low signature restrictions.
@amandasaulmon3493Ай бұрын
Always makes me smile! Love the Buff!
@jamessandoval5843Ай бұрын
Love the comedic irony :”breakfast served at 1pm is just lunch” hilarious.
@anthonyrogers3027Ай бұрын
(Canadain) 'So America, if North Korea gets to join the fray, how about you send us in too, well really show them a good time there bud'
@Enja_NearАй бұрын
Ya we got a couple Scottish regiments that really just wanna giv'r. Don worry aboot it, it'd be our pleasure. Quick, John, get the Geneva checklist.
@pixellordm8780Ай бұрын
SEND ME IN COACH
@anthonyrogers3027Ай бұрын
Not yet bud, once we get done sharping hockey sticks, about 70% Complete, so we're almost ready bud....
@KrisShadow216Ай бұрын
That prius with wings are probably gonna be in the air longer than most of the other stealth aircraft. Keep that in mind.
@gothpunkboy89Ай бұрын
That could be one of the biggest advantages to it.
@ShadowStrike28Ай бұрын
Surprisingly, I'm more concerned about the raccoon than I am about the 55-gallon drum. I swear, that kid ain't right in the head.
@awesam2399Ай бұрын
I got WAYYYYY too excited when America brought in the kid 🤣🤣🤣
@calebpope5711Ай бұрын
Had the kid's hopes up for a moment
@m.oudekerk63Ай бұрын
R&D in North Korea is working hard trying not to starve
@xxpoisonblxxАй бұрын
Makes me wonder if they're just carefully treading the line between failure and success to stay essential, avoiding the project finishing, which would make them a sudden liability...
@chesswackАй бұрын
Buff's upgrade follows the cardinal principle: "If it's bad, but big, it's good! 'MURICA!"
@mrlink206Ай бұрын
I love how the Kid has a whole background arc with that raccoon. He was fighting it for a chicken nugget before, now they’re friends.
@MrScrofulousАй бұрын
Ooh, can we have a competition to name the successor to Operation Praying Mantis ? I vote for Operation Bug Hunt in honour of Private Hudson , of the Sularco.
@MrJakerosАй бұрын
The Shepard had me rolling man. Stereotypical nerd and I'm fucking here for it. XD
@KingLightningSRАй бұрын
Remember the whole mustache boys signing a very serious pact that totally didn't end in a thorough stab fest toward the red, hammer, and potato guys? Yeah... Them neither 😅
@complexOverdoseАй бұрын
Harold Green enters the scene as "new guy", love it
@BenSuzukiАй бұрын
It's okay Kim, 1 in 5 men suffer from such things
@pixellordm8780Ай бұрын
Its more common in the obese no?
@jloiben12Ай бұрын
You should have used a blank screen for the Shepard
@blakestewart7533Ай бұрын
"The North Korea soldiers willbe cannon fodder". Holy shit that general aint playin
@lonnyyoung4285Ай бұрын
The bigger question, whose cannon?
@KennethStoneАй бұрын
"Breakfast after one pm is just lunch" TOTALLY sounds like something Ron Swanson would say. 😂
@christinetaylor3689Ай бұрын
Prius with wings 😂😂😂😂 omg I'm dying hahahahaha
@sandrasausville9103Ай бұрын
I absolutely love Grandpa Buff 💪.
@Shannis75Ай бұрын
Oh god, I love the kid in all his murderous & earnest glory. No guile, no selfconsciousness, somehow manages to be equally endearing and creepy at the same time
@lostlogic6911Ай бұрын
"Blowing up mid flight" It's not a failure, it's a feature.
@ebrock1972Ай бұрын
What is more of an insult to our enemies and then weaponizing a flying Prius? LoL We already did a crop duster LoL
@xxpoisonblxxАй бұрын
First of all, look, the Sky Warden is actually kinda neat. Secondly... yeah, it kinda is a jab, since everyone bold enough to step up is so far behind that we've *really* gotta step things back a bit to keep it fair.
@AlexWalford-jm3mgАй бұрын
What’s next, a school bus?
@ebrock1972Ай бұрын
@@AlexWalford-jm3mg think of it this way if you could ruggedized hellfires where they could handling the shocks of traveling overland, it would make a great missile bus ... The crossing guard can laze out in front... 😜
@allencthulhuАй бұрын
Grandpa! Think about it. "Russia, you just got punked by a flying Prius."
@corlev5962Ай бұрын
Prius with wings killed me 😆 🤣 😂
@kylobear7991Ай бұрын
I LOVE your videos! Thank you for making me laugh with grandpa buff and the kid and the other characters! Your videos are greatly appreciated
@DarkVampireLАй бұрын
Shout out to Jerry, who works at the Pentagon! All my homies love Jerry, who works at the Pentagon!
@mitchellbailey7030Ай бұрын
FACTS🫡🇺🇸👍🏻”Jerry”
@MacOriginalGamerАй бұрын
A Prius with wings... Bruh! 😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂
@leefinnigan127915 сағат бұрын
"A prius with wings" lmfao!!!! 😂
@truekurayami11 күн бұрын
Given the kid's issues, Jerry's quote is much scarier coming out of his mouth than the real quote.
@comradeeverclear4063Ай бұрын
Thse voice for that fkn "Prius with wings" 😂😂😂
@user-pv5ep7ed5zАй бұрын
I am the first
@kent4975Ай бұрын
Probably
@MajorProblems5Ай бұрын
Hate to inform you but you aren’t
@kent4975Ай бұрын
There's one guy that got here in one minute
@MajorProblems5Ай бұрын
Jrkanning6994 was first
@comradeeverclear4063Ай бұрын
Nope
@HOPEDACODERАй бұрын
F22 and Grandpa Buff are always on point😅
@athena3016Ай бұрын
I like that the Kid is a fellow Earl Grey tea fan.
@hamonuryams6388Ай бұрын
I never thought the words Earl grey tea and 55 gallon drum of lube would be said in the same sentence. You learn somethin new every day😅