Zeus would be that one roommate who has a new guy/girl/cow over every night and you wonder how he hasn’t slept his way through everyone on campus at this point

I feel like Zagreus would be very messy though, so you'd have to keep reminding him to put his clothes away and stuff. Thanatos though is very responsible and apart from those random leaving/coming back times and some time to get to know him, he'd be a perfect roommate. Especially if you're introverted imo.

Put Theseus in deepest of hell into "F+++" tier.

hypnos wouldn't even bother to hide the stacks of devil's lettuce he owns😭

Bouldy is S tier silent selfsufficient grandpa who randomly gives you money, food, someone to drop of your worries and he always has a smile on his face :D

Hypnos would be a good roommate if you have insomnia tho

I feel like the problem with Zag is that he would come into your to bother you if you mentioned having a bad day. You also catch him listening intently to your phone conversations. Hypnos definitely forgets to pay rent sometimes too, and your house smells like weed for sure.

but Zag would smash all the pots and vases in the house then i would need to clean them

I believe Theseus needs his own tier, he’s in a league of his own in the most obnoxious roommate possible.

Thanatos is never late for rent lmao, this video is gold

We need more Hades tier lists on super-specific things like this.

i agree with all but skelly he should be A or S tier he is a homie, never bothers you when you don't need to, can support you, doesn't need to eat. Rewards you when you challenge yourself what more do you want

Theseus would be that one roommate who would never pay rent on time or ever and would always talk about how he was famous when he was younger. At least his best friend is chill

Chaos is the type of thing that would piss in your coffee and you'd feel lumps that might be kidney stones but are upon closer inspection you'd see that they were actually gold nuggets. Also Cerberus should be B or C because aside from the piss and shit imagine the drool, the food needed, the destruction, and he can't pay rent

Ah so Thanatos is a cat... Got it kinda figured...

How can you put Hypnos below A tier when he'll always be there to give you helpful pointers and advice such as "you suck" and "have you tried sucking less?". He's also a major boost in confidence, like when he tells you "I never doubted you'd suck at this, congrats and keep at it!". He's like a glowing sunshine right in your eyes that blinds you from seeing all the arrows he's shooting at you when you're down, but you don't have to worry 'cause he'll point at the arrows after they hit you and say "you got hit by an arrow!". I loved when he tried to bond with Zagreus over the fact they both were abandoned by their mothers, or how he roots for your enemies, tells you how cool and strong they are and asks you to request an autograph from them before they super-murder you. Also, I sometimes forget things, so it's always cool to have someone reminding you exactly how you died right after it happened and keeping track of your exact tally of deaths.

DID YOU JUST SEPARATE MY DEAR ACHILLE & PATROCLUS AGAIIIIIIINN ?!? >:(

I want Dionysus as my roommate I just want him to make me a bunch of wine all the time and then we can start a business

I mean honestly I’d love to have Achilles as a roommate. He’s like a dad to Zag, if you get close enough to him I think he’d be a somewhat of a dad to you too. He has good advice, he’d do the dishes, and I’d love to sit and listen to his stories about him and Patroclus

Theseus in super F and Skelly in S tier, otherwise solid list.

You know if you got dumped, fired or did something really embarrassing drunk Hypnos would be waiting outside your door when you wake up to rub it in your face

Might possibly be the best tier list of all time

I think Artemis would only be roommates with the girls from her private school

Dusa is best gurl so of course she S-tier

Hypnos is the kind of guy that gives you some inherently sarcastic advices but he means them in such good will that whenever you're salty about your days his comments would just help you shrug off your bad mood. Also a very quality weed distributor. S tier no doubt

Personal Take: I mostly agree with these, but here's the readjustments of what I don't quite agree with. 1) Zagreus Sorry lad, you're A tier. Stand-up guy, but clean your room for the gods' sakes. Also, ffs lad, sometimes we just need space. We don't need you offering your contact card as a number to call you for guidance counseling every single time something shows up. Sometimes it's just a minor bad day dude. We get it, you're a therapist, but we're not your clients, Z. 2) Charon Instant S tier. To be fair, one could argue for A tier because of his faults though. But even still, yeah, he's a loan shark and never lets you borrow his stuff without paying, but his pay-offs break the scale entirely. The shit he manages to get a hold of? And he's absolutely stacked, economically? Plus, if you manage to befriend him, he's the best muscle around? But the cherry on top is this guy's business connections - economically, he's in contact with almost everyone. You need a job, and you can pay his fee or rightfully call him a friend, and he's got you covered. This one's an absolute unit. 3) Achilles He is still A tier. Low A tier, arguably, but the guy is still an absolute bro and is a killer self-defense instructor. 4) Skelly Absolutely an S tier. He's just a normal guy, but the absolute fervor and loyalty with which he'll be an absolute punching bag to cover his friends and earn his pay is beyond inspiring. It's legendary. He'll always have your back. 5) Chaos B tier. Sure, I'll grant that Chaos is definitely a bit odd and funky, but they're surprisingly supportive and straight-up. Plus, it almost seems like they've been everywhere and know everyone. The connections they have are nutty, man. They don't have many friends because they are the friend circle itself. They're the everyman. They know all. Unfortunately that means they also have a small issue with respecting privacy, and they seem to also be into BDSM or something. I swear some guy called them "master" once. But hey, whatever they're into, I guess - Chaos is still endearingly supportive.

Dionysus is either S or F , no in between.

I like to live very dangerously. Let's get kinky, Alecto. JK. I think I'll be okay with Megaera.

Finally a tier list I can get behind

to be honest, alecto does give off insane "she's such a bad bitch tho" vibes

Not to mention Zeus would always bring a random fling home, bang, and you get involved in the drama since you know he has a wife 😂

I love that’s there no explanation for Theseus, BUT WE ALL KNOW WHY HE’S WHERE HE IS.

I agree except Hermes is definitely S teir

Aphrodite In anything below B is a grave injustice. She will always be a sight to see. Also Skelly is one of the few people in hades who are always positive and don’t get petty at times, definitely A tier.

"but sometimes she makes the dumbest decisions" Nyx is never living down that time she was weirdly hostile to Dusa isn't she? 😂

I love how much I agreed with this tier list. Though with Zagreus his room is going to look like the mini tornado from Undertale went rampant in there for hours. Still S tier for me though because as long as the mess stays in his room he can keep it however he wants. (Totally not because he would have bribed me with expensive gifts) I put this as an A tier Hades video.

This video is genius because it rates Zagreus based on what he objectively does ingame.

You should make more tier lists like this one for other games/movies. Had a good laugh on this one.

Highly late comment yes, but i think ares and dionysus are underrated ares would be the ultimate protector and keep you safe from everyone (by murdering them, but still) and dionysus would be up for anything at anytime i put ares at B and dionysus at S

CERBERUS IS THE BEST BOY. He is S tier for sure.

Also all your videos are such good content- just subscribed and looking forward to seeing more :D

This is some quality my dude

Hypnos probs dead asleep every time you see him, but somehow still seems to get things done when you're not around. You leave for 2 mins and the dishes are in the dishwasher but Hypnos is on the ceiling fan (somehow) sleeping

This is amazing

Hades feels like the type of person where he and his wife are still married but live apart. There's little to no bad blood between them but they both decided it was best to have their own spaces and help each other support the kids.

4:14 I think you meant husband

This seems pretty accurate

Very accurate, A+

Theseus is f tier for me cause he won't shut up and is always bragging about crap

Hermes S tier

guh dong

If we were going with the Greek mythology apicktion (sorry if that's spelled incorrectly) of zeus, then I would be very worried if I was there roommate because, if he was mortal, he would be charged with many crimes involving r*p*

I'd put Cerberus in S because he's a good boy

I would say trade hypnos with hermes, I just feel like hermes would just be too annoying after a while and I do enjoy hypnos sarcasm

Achilles would be a b because the walls are to thin and you hear,things

1:05 s tier she would do your taxes for fun

sysiphus is Zoey, Bulddy is Rocko and I'm elmo

And what about bouldy?

How dare you not put Cerberus in S teir. He's a good boi

Theseus is G tier

funny

So LMGTS S is the best and F is the worst?

Theseus should be lower than f teir

Well, I don't know how for me this tier list is not correct

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