Jay also looks like one of those really friendly drug dealers that invite you to their home

​@@tmsplltrs thats a positive in my book

​@tmsplltrs That's always better than the friendly drug dealer that invites himself inside to stay and help smoke the weed you just payed him for.

​@@tmsplltrsBut he only invites you in because he really wants to talk to someone about this new movie he saw. However, he'll smoke you up on his dime just for listening

​@@tenwholebeesSo he's the smarter version of the guy from Pineapple Express?

He looks like he auditioned for a band, was hoping to go on tour and leave RLM behind, but it didn't work out.

… and then he gets a bit too cozy with your girlfriend.

I'm stealing that one for my reunion

Then he asks if he can sleep on your couch for the night while he's in town.

​@@randomfools808that's pretty real

It was called Space Cop

r/whoosh

Yeah, about that...

Rated best film in Uganda, even.

"but it wasn't one of the greatest films ever," said the narrator

Still better than Morbius!

He’s excellent at polishing OTHER people’s scripts

I am so happy that everyone looks back on that and laughs at it. Even RLM.

Rich Evans won an Oscar for that movie. I don't see what your point is.

To be fair, fixing issues someone else made is very different to making something yourself. It's why many software dev companies practice peer programming - you write something, then have someone else look at it to see if it makes sense. You're both equally good and are fixing large issues with each others' codes. When you work on something from start to finish it's easy to become over-focused on certain elements and overlook others, even though you're normally super aware of them when looking at other peoples' work.

Well, what else is he supposed to do? I mean… would anyone hire him?

rich evans? from the ellen show? can't believe mike even got to be on camera with him!

What a loser

Im waiting for the rematch

@@SEMICHUCK He has to get past "Big Bran Jay" again to qualify for Q Tier Rich.

Nobody cares

You did, enough to comment.

Are you kidding me? That's all he thought about over the Christmas holiday.

As any good youtuber who made a big oops, is better to try to move away and never acknowledge it publicly, while the guilt and shame consume you internally till the end of your miserable life

We need 5 nights at freddys trivia

Seriously, how is the fact that she killed a known serial killer not one of the most essential things in her life? You'd think she'd be a local celebrity, not just some rando.

That would be far too clever for the film.

That actually would've been cool, because it would also be a way better explanation for why she wishes she'd never been born. Damn.

Playing Devil's Advocate, while I acknowledge that your idea is better, killing someone regardless of whether or not you know their motives is pretty traumatic. I could see it leaving scars.

Oh my god, you are so right. That would be genius. If you really wanted to go crazy, don't market the movie as a slasher. Market it as a "It's a Wonderful Life" parody, and then have a really horrifying slasher pop up, with no warning other than a PG-13 or R rating. (and of course you bury the lead with those by having people use the appropriate amount of swearing in the first 15 minutes).

The latter market has been cornered by Jonathan Frakes...

It's not a phase. It's a lifestyle

@@JaDav40 Oh... oh, shit!! 😆😂 Goddamn, did you have to do Commander Riker like that?

Mike is defeatable.

This is lies.

That explains his fascination with Nanoo

You mean his MOST recent defeat.

@@RetroGeeksGaming How are we, mere mortals, to know the cosmic struggle between the Old Ones?

🦋😂

Can't wait for the whole trilogy of trilogies to finally be completed, so Mr Plinkett can review them all

Sweet bro!🎉

Wait. Can we ask if you took cash or % box office ?

​@FreddieLasagna arcade tokens, gift cards, and parking validation fall under cash, I presume?

I didn't want to say discontinued Chuck E. Cheese tokens but you def understood me...​@@pogglywoggly3292

But my sweet bro was not sarcastic. That is cool.

Growing up in Jersey, I'm very familliar with the New York Guido stereotype. But watching Mike do it with a fake Chicago/Milwaukee/Wisconsin/Canadian accent, really puts a new black light on it. Although seeing all of Jay's stains under the black light kind of ruins it... kind of.

Yeah, what's his name again, Kevin McAlistocklasa or something?

I think I read somewhere else in the comments that it might have been a camera man

He got the silver though.

Can't tell if that description sounds more like Rich's words or Jay's. 😆 Also, it's *exactly* what's going to happen. It's gonna get bad.

You mean Mike’s Marvel Shillbrows ?

theyre pretty good

​@@FearOfTheNormMike's Magnificent hack-frauders?

@@parisulki729 Are you talking about Mikes big bushy contrarian sweat catchers?

Mike who?

It's called "$pacecop Too YOU"

But somehow Amityville is involved. Maybe we can throw in a shark.

And an exorcism

And make someone gay halfway through without any emotional pay-offs

I'm also going to add Mcauley Culkin for 2 minutes before killing him so I can put him in the trailer.

You mean the TNG wannabe fan that doesn't even know the difference between TNG and TOS? It's a good thing that William Shatner was able to call him out.

Who? Are you talking about another member of the RLM crew? Like a cameraman?

S/o Tim Dillon as the severed head @ 42:49 he was joking about this movie before it came out for months and had Eli Roth on his show to talk about shark depopulation for some reason because Eli is a nutjob

this comment reminds me of the time dunkey beat sky in smash

Hey, it might be going gray finally but at least it's doing so _fabulously._ Man's lookin' like a slightly younger American James May.

Yeah, one might say it's a silver lining throughout the most recent videos... Sorry, I'll be seeing myself out.

I had so much more fun watching Thanksgiving than I've had in many years of mainstream horror releases. It really was exactly what I was hoping it would be.

“scalped by a shopping cart in person” like, that happened to her in real life??

@lrgogo1517 It was just a practical effect Eli used in the movie. They had makeup with a detachable prosthetic. There were 3 people killed in the black friday scene plus the one guy who gets stepped on and his arm broken, all were practical effects. The coolest being the candy glass door they rigged to come down and crush the security guard before we trampled him to death. I wish I had been available during the parade scene, I heard Eli was having so much fun spraying blood everywhere! It was definitely his over the top kills and use of the practical effects that made thanksgiving such an enjoyable film.

haven’t we all? -sliding whistle-

After all, everyone knows that an optimist is just a person who doesn't have all the facts. And Mike is the most well informed studio executive in Hollywood.

This is what losing at Star Trek trivia does to a man.

He mentions a "fireplace". What's that?

Mike took the “blackpill” before writing that description.

Tbf, I doubt Mike wants a rematch after that beatdown.

Wait, didn't Mike tirelessly explain in text that he's the true victor? I coulda swore I read something along those lines.

I bet the next round will be about Voyager 😂

It certainly is a tragedy. That late onset dementia is no laughing matter.

Mike who?

He's one craft beer away from telling us all about the joys of veganism.

I Just tied my hair in a man bum 😂

I encourage this

And I'm here for it! 😂

@@newphonewhodis7152 wait... So you got your hair, and I'm assuming both your hands, into a man bum? Fuck's sake, who was the man... Andy Dick?

It's a real shame they changed the trampoline kill. That was the best and most memorable part of the entire trailer. What they changed it to was pretty bland.

@Belgand I accidentally skipped to the part where jay describes the trampoline kill and are showing the clip, yeah definitely memorable for all the wrong reasons lol, is it fucked up for me to say I wish it was a dude who got that instead? Whatever, I’m guessing the kill in the actual movie was repeated throat or gut stabbing?

That makes sense, because a "clean Hollywood" soulless product is exactly what Roth made.

I'm sorry for your loss, Mr. Fartbag.

You probably couldn't beat Rich Evans at Star Trek TNG trivia

My nickname is Porky and my farts are legendary.

I did, too! Still has my wallet.

What more could she have wanted?

If they did the Ben & Arthur spotlight now, instead of slipping away to buy a dollar picture of Jesus, Jay could have just pulled out his phone and taken a selfie.

You need Moses-level divine magic to part that hair

Wait... he's not leading us to the hole in the bathroom my Uncle Richie uses is he?

Jaysus

As a director of RLM youtube comments, I approve

Like honestly? I've done exactly the same thing so many times through the last 4/5 years and it's become such a sentimental habit for ne. I love the idea that however many other people are doing the same and. Yeah

@@ArkadianDream Been almost 10 years for me!

Took me 3 tries to finish , but I did. ( that's what she said)

That's actually super wholesome to know!

I'm not sure that it was your decision, but I certainly hope that after the film was released somebody woke up screaming "we should have called it FrankenSanta!"

@@RumbleRed It's doubly funny if it happens like, five years later.

THIS..THIS COMMENT IS THE EPITOME OF CRITICAL COMMENTS FOR CRITICS! I love it!

Think there was a TikTok of an American mom taking her child to see this in Norway and demanding a refund because she thought it’d be a kids movie because of the rating

To add to this and give an example, Deadpool, an R-rated film, was 15+ in Norwegian cinemas, meaning 12-year olds could go see it with their parents (or a guardian).

He was brought up Catholic

@@Eamonshort1 That's not very Wisconsin of him....

@@ChristianCombatives yeah but he's of polish descent and from Chicago

@@Eamonshort1 Then he truly is a lost cause... 😟

@@ChristianCombatives Mike was the chosen one Anakin!

Also Mike thinking that christmas ham would be anathema to a Norwegian but nonchalantly throwing out stuffing as a food staple when I could just guess at what it is was rather funny to me. Different cultures always surprise in what seemingly unique behaviors or items being shared, and what seeming mundanities not being so.

@@elloo98 Fuckin cranberries, how do they work?

@@d3nza482 They don't, that's why they're in those cans.

Very informative comment thank you

They should be called barn-gnomes rather than barn-elves

Nah, I saw Aquaman, and that movie was all wet.

Rich Evans? From the Ellen show?

Rich playing dumb and swooping in for the last minute kill was masterful genius. Sobriety has unleashed his potential. He will be the alpha in the pack.

Skit? If they don't repair the VCR by Christmas they will lose everything.

Yeah, what the hell? What a disrespectful way to refer to a legitimate, struggling business. I wouldn't show up to your job and call it a "skit." Unbelievable...

For real. VCR repair may be dead-end layman's work, but at least it's not like they're scamming millions by hosting cheesy videos on the wifi web

Jesus: First Blood Part II?

Jesus: Double-crossed@@preduw

Passion of the Christ 2: resurrections

For part 8: Jesus takes Manhattan.

"Jesus Christ KZfaqstar"

He BROKE NEW GROUND!

I clapped!

To be fair, it's easy to be distracted away from Jay being confused about eschewing default heteronormativity when your brain is reading the green prop behind Jay in the yelling voice of Rich Evans.

Yeah, Mike was (although perhaps sarcastically) 100% right about that bisexual woman.

In a dystopia Orwellian-like future, set in an even *more* myopic and hopeless 1984, poor, soulless and wretched human beings representing the reduced role of the common mortal being in a society bereft of joy; these bastards comprise the foundation of all that humanity has left. In this future people like Mike are called therapists.

Vo5 Hot oil and Beeswax. Trust me.

He feeds off of the follicles of the other members of RLM. Josh and Rich are almost sucked dry, Mike is resisting. But nobody can resist Jay, The Norwood Reaper, forever.

It's a wig. Jay's bald.

@@SgtGoofass i dont know what yer smoking. Richs hair is luscious, full, and flows like rivers of silk

@@SgtGoofass It's funny you forgot Jack. He was the first victim!

I'm from Norway and the trailer alone is a cringefest. No way I'll watch the entire movie.

or underestimate the inbreeding of the film industry

Their English language skills are fine, it's just nearly impossible to remove all remnants of an accent if you are trying to portray a native of a country you weren't born in.

​​​​​@@MGW27it's not impossible. It's called *acting* . And before you say anything, i live in Sweden. Also Norwegians being like: "oooh look at us, we're Norwegians! We're so quirky and special!". God damn Norwegians... They ruined Norway!

​@@MGW27 Hell, Stellan Skarsgård has been acting in English for over 30 years and even he's still got an accent.

Their issue is that it's not established so you don't know if its an awakening or just a fact. I feel like the brother or boyfriend should have had a throwaway line about her being bisexual.

11:41 Mike was (although perhaps sarcastically) 100% right about that bisexual woman. Jay was wrong. It is actually refreshing to see that they just make the main character bisexual without explaining it, because it is just as normal as being heterosexual (or homosexual)

​​@@AntonioCardenasTnah, that was not necessary. Because it doesn't matter. Why would she need to say in the movie that she is bisexual? Jay was in the wrong here. Furthermore, the movie still sucked though

the point is it doesn't matter whether its an awakening or just a fact. i get the wider point about characters not having any development or arc, but as it stands there's nothing wrong with letting her be bisexual without stating it explicitly.

@@trueblade3636 because they established she had a boyfriend and didn't show any interest in girls. I think they sorta hinted weird liked her at the start with the sorta flirty waving, but she throws no signs. And yeah the movie is pretty mediocre, but I do like how the ex-boyfriend and best friend make a nice couple despite him being a terrible boyfriend to the main character.

Also much better than their VCR repair service

Yeah, we can see how good screen writers they r by the quality of their skits

Lightning Fast script repair services, they wouldn't even need to change the uniforms.

​@@sonnyjimbodor start working!

You need keep those KZfaq revenues coming, specially during the holidays!

@@indauroleal7953 given their production costs and jay's shampoo budget, they basically make no money on these episodes

Another youtube miracle!

Why not! It took 12 years to make!

@@0blivionvoid139 "How come he don't want me, man?" - Matt Reeves

You think Mike and Rich have 5 years left in them?

The who?

​@@imitationcrabmeat9901 😎 won't get fooled again

We all seen it. It's ok but kind of overrated imo

The shocking thing to me was the little boy going out in the freezing cold just in his underoos and a shirt. Finns are built different i guess 😅

I feel like anyone considering it should watch the short first, then decide if they feel like it needs a feature-length prequel that explains the backstory to how the business got started. I really disliked it.

"especially when not integral to the plot, which seems to be the case here cuz there is no plot" That's exactly what he was complaining about.

cool. I mean i knew that... hence my whole comment being a counter-response to Jay's complaint. Basically using her being bi as a plot device, simply because they didn't bother making a decent story, is the laziness I'm tired of in media and glad this one didn't do (for reasons listed in the original comment).

​@@supermaryg He complained that there was no set-up when there should have been some sort of story, maybe about her discovering her sexuality. Then you complained about depictions of hyperhorny sexual omnivores, which has nothing to do with anything he said. So no, it wasn't a counter-response and I don't think you do know.

I'm fully aware of what he's saying, and my comment has everything to do with what Jay is saying, and I don't know why it's so hard for you to understand. I'm literally agreeing with Mike's counterpoint 'joke' to Jay, and elaborating on why we don't NEED what Jay is asking for. It's not that complicated or deep. But fine I'll break it down. Sure I have nothing better to do than to explain what exactly 'negative stereotypes' are and how the media perpetuates them. Why do we need a backstory of her being bi? Can we not tell in the story? He did. Was it a surprise? Sure (for him, I assume everyone's bi until told otherwise), but isn't that fine? Can't we fill in the blanks? He said, "oh I guess she's gay" boom, he figured it out. Why does her s*xuality matter to the plot? How would seeing a flashback of her being younger and also attracted to women help elaborate on that? We know she's bi by this point, it's just more of the same. If it was another guy, we wouldn't need a backstory showing she's, in fact, straight. If she had a random scar on her leg that didn't do anything to the plot, would we need a backstory for that as well? Even tho we can see it sometimes? No she can just exist with the scar can't she? What more would her s*xuality backstory add to the plot of the movie? Nothing. Going further, using that specifically AS a plot device when you have no plot is just pandering and also bad. Especially when you add in the fact the representation is almost always negative. In fact, everything Jay was asking for is exactly the crap I'm tired of. "it came out of nowhere" "it should be her whole thing" "did she know this" (love that) "it just happens" (phrased as a critique) Yes bi people just exist. It's really not a big deal. Needing a backstory MAKES it a deal. I don't need a straight person's flashbacks showing them that they had a gay confused moment but got over it, so I definitely don't need it for the bi/gay people. Because when they DO all those things that Jay is asking for - it's all the things I listed above that you're glossing over. Do you get the connection now? My complaint is media "solves" jay's problems with ONLY the things I listed above. "What makes a person bi? Well they're just h*rny and confused". Nearly. Every. Damn. Time. These depictions that I'm complaining about are the DEFAULT in all media. Heavily. We don't get "regular" bi people, we have to have some weird backstory that focuses on our "sl*ttiness" to excuse it (what Jay was basically asking for) -- tropes associated with bi people IRL that are extremely harmful. You very likely do not know this, but even the gay community, there's a lot who won't even date bi people because of these preconceived notions. "Bi people cheat" (because we're h*rny and confused) is a discussion I still hear all the damn time. Media has never done us any favors before and I have no faith in them to get it right. So, yeah having a woman just be bi without any fanfaire, is actually doing us a huge service. No montage of her hooking up with people left and right, her looking at women going "who am i?". Dude some of us were into women before men. I mean, wouldn't it be crazy if they actually showed a flashback with her happily gay and then having a straight confusion moment and then realizing she's bi? I bet some people would still have a problem and need more explanation... for some reason.... hah. Honestly the "explain why she's bi" and calling it "character growth" just has this straight justification (also: straight is "normal") energy to it. Like there has to be an excuse or reason, and it does not sit right with me. Uh I wasted like 10 minutes on this how lame. especially with likely getting a "too long" response back. I tried to keep it short before but here we are... If you don't get it at this point that's your problem man. Your attitude sucks anyway and it's wild you're ignoring how many likes my random ass comment (that even I expected to get zero traction on) got, and instead you're boldly stating "I don't think you know" to the situation I'm fully aware of already of, and many other people understood my points fine. So clearly *you* are the one who needs to do some learning here, ok? rewatch the video and re-read these comments and take a walk. I'm going to go do literally anything else because even staring at a blank wall is more productive than continuing this further.

@@supermarygwhy would you just assume everyone you meet is bi? How is that better than assuming everyone you meet is straight or gay? What kind of a weirdo meets someone and is like “I’m going to assume what they’re sexually attracted to”? You people are so phony and full of yourselves it’s not even funny.

Finally got around to watching "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" and I can confirm, action schlock is what's missing from all our lives.

Plenty of old stuff out there that's even worse than the gems that RLM watch every now and then. Some youtube channels really deep dive on low budget foreign 80s action movies and no matter how far deep you think you've dug, it keeps going. If "Stone Cold" is surface level and "Miami Connection" is just beneath, look up "The Stabilizer". The poster is a guy who's a combination of Rambo and Cobra. Kick ass theme song too.

Sounds like you're on the precipice of diving into bollywood.

@noone3216 I remember seeing clips of that guy in sunglasses and a trench coat that's super strong and fast and there's thousands of him and he basically becomes a giant ball or a transformer lol. I still haven't seen it yet but I've seen clips of those movies of fat middle aged guys being Hollywood badasses that woo the ladies and it's hilarious.

MONEYPLANE

Yeah I was surprised Jay never mentioned that similarity. That also took place on a holiday.

All Apologies

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care...

Come as you are, as you were...

HEEY...YAY I got a new kumplaynt

If RLM we're a grunge band, Would it be Jay on rhythm guitar and vocals? Maybe with Mike on bass and Rich on drums? Jack and them could be the soulful backup choir sisters. Could they even maintain the strict drug regimen required?

Yeah, that genuinely makes way more sense.

I honestly think their attitude towards any sort of lgbt representation in movies is very odd and missjudged lately

@@cloudwaves1648 They seem fine with rep, but there's so many odd stipulations they have and it's kind of weird. Like a gay story having to be told a certain way is a wonky way to word what should be a very easy "no build up" critique. The one thing I've always kind of praised Mike and Jay for is just coming off like two dudes who enjoy movies with a love for the craft and no real expectations except to be entertained. They've definitely had a couple old man yelling at cloud takes though and when they happen, it very much sticks out.

Mike has had a few "kids these days are so easily offended" takes recently. I think it's time to put grandpa in a home 😂

@@TheBBQify Don't forget his BOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEE

He's got some lush looking hair right?

Rather have her front

Dead Snow 2 was actually filmed in Iceland but is set in Norway. Source: I was a few of the zombies.

Sounds like a callback to Rich Evans' term for generic whoopee cushions.

RIP Porky's

An underpass in a suburb of St. Paul. WHERE HE BELONGS.

or Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific...

or Faberge Organics shampoo

or Prell

or whatever the hell that hair monster Bugs Bunny defeated uses

Prell was the official shampoo of countless Bible Camps.

But I thought they solved that by allowing a woman (dressed in a tight sock) to sit next to the captain during the day, and eat all the chocolate ice cream she wants at night...

I'm glad that there isn't the Rick Berman problem.

Lack of drama and conflict is a possible problem that can occur from the choice to show that a character is gay or bisexual in a "matter of fact" but irrelevant (to the story) sense, but that can be supplemented for and worked around when a writer wants to be inclusive without the story being ABOUT the characteristic being represented. A more difficult issue when trying to include a gay or gender non-conforming character in a story that's not about sex or gender is good ol' "Chekhov's gun". Because if the character's sexuality or gender is not relevant to the story, then bringing it up adds extraneous detail, which risks watering down the impact of things that do contribute to the story. Obviously, like with Chekhov's gun you can break that rule, and show an unrelated factor as misdirection, non-sequitur, etc, but that only works when it is the rare exception to the rule, so most of the time it should be avoided. This Chekhov dilemma mostly concerns more thrilling genres like horror, fantasy, sci-fi, and action, where rising tension, and its eventual relief are the entire point. Effectively conveying tension is all about playing with the audience's expectations, which by necessity means predicting how your audience will interpret a story event, and what they expect to happen next. Any extra details a writer adds increases the number of ways an audience can interpret and predict events, reducing their own ability create tension and a satisfying payoff. When it comes to character driven genres like drama and slice of life this dilemma shouldn't really be an issue though, since those stories are more about painting as complete a picture as possible of a character or their life so the audience can relate or empathize. I understand the desire, and I am also in favor of lgbtq representation, especially in stories that are not actually about sexuality or gender. But since gender and sexuality are not solely visual characteristics, there needs to be an effort to tie them into the story or a character's development, otherwise you're muddying up your story, and risk having your genuine efforts to make people feel included appear as a cheap cynical trick to try to appeal to more demographics without actually relating to them.

I was wondering what the hair style reminded me of

Yes, but that has less to do with his hair and more to do with his short stature, and consistent need to compensate for…something.

I can easily imagine him as a failed Pixar idea

wasnt protection from that kind of thing part of what the writers guild demanded and got? not that companies/studios would never lie and break rules lol but i hope theyre at least deterred from it somewhat

Also the writers are so terrible and formulaic that they actually can be replaced by the sixth rate algorithms that marketing dirtbags call “AI.”

​@BlisaBLisa Yes, in their contract, all writing must be done by a human and if AI was used as an aid, it must be noted.

I did it in his phoney-baloney "these are actual movie reviews im reading". Which I'm going to guess is the same voice he uses when trying to explain how the remote works to *"ANYONE THAT TOUCHES THIS PIECE OF ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY BETTER KNOW HOW TO USE THIS!"*

Well he did earn the 2023 RLM Star Trek Trivia Medal

Totally. Very tongue in cheek, like the metal-band-name version: Verb the Noun.

I imagine it's just that it's not a very good movie but I would like to imagine that the movie is made for younger audiences who have realized the whole putting people (or yourself) in categories and pretending like it's some big deal to stray outside those boxes was never a useful idea to begin with, so just follow your attractions if you're unattached and stop worrying so much. If the youth are finally moving beyond the antiquated idea of concrete 'orientations', maybe we'll even get back platonic romance - a whole category of human relationship which was universal prior to the mid-20th century pathologizing orientations.

Same thought. Getting harder and harder for them to tap dance around the omnipresent homogeneity of corporate filmmaking. They’ve become very toothless in terms of criticism. Obviously out of self preservation but at a certain point…if you can’t call out what’s right in front of you then what’s the point of you as a reviewer?

I’m only saying the Bible is quite clear about not making movies this bad. At this point we’re one terminator reboot away from another flood.

​@@DustinRodriguez1_0 we need more men in top hats holding hands...possibly while in a hot air balloon.

​@@VinylMorpheusSo you are saying that on this review about shitty christmas horror movies they should have been more clear about their political ideologies and praised the shitty movie for standing for what is right?

....unless you count Frankenhooker but that's different enough.

the whole time i was like JAY its not that deep, straight chars dont need to be explained

Exactly!

Look at Talk to Me for example. It was completely incidental that a character was trans and it was refreshing to see. Like, big deal who cares? What is their character about? Now look at It’s A Wonderful Knife and they’re literally yelling weirdo to their face. This character was a vehicle for the writers to pat themselves on the back for being so inclusive and accepting. That “you matter” line wasn’t deserved at all. Bunch of hacks.

Just imagining a friend of theirs comes out after a few months and they're like "oh weird, that seems like it should be your whole thing, you know?"

I don't even watch the videos. I'm just here for the description

Mike who?

that movie was terrible. it felt like if Michael Bay suddenly decided he wants to be David Fincher he would make that movie. it was a 3 hour wet turd

Didn't you like the part where Catwoman looked at the camera and said "white people, am I right?"

@@samuelrichards5521cringe

The batman was 70 minutes too long and was 80% batman slowly walking into rooms wearing Marilyn Manson tac boots and opening tryhard emo font letters that aren't clever. I thought TDRR was bad, this was miserable.

​@@interlinkedMediaAnd in the end the Riddler fucks Gotham City up with a flood, but it's ok because nobody will remember the Riddler for some reason..

They did use an oujia board to summon a demon to fallow him

@@meltedcopper9247 fal·low /ˈfalō/ adjective 1.(of farmland) plowed and harrowed but left unsown for a period in order to restore its fertility as part of a crop rotation or to avoid surplus production. This would actually be a good reason why they haven't been back in two weeks, they're avoiding surplus production. At least we can expect a more fertile Rich Evans!

Who the heck is Jason Long’s agent? One of those drinking water birds with a “Yes!” Stamp tied to its beak? That dude just does like 47 movies you’ve never heard of before each year these day. It’s like he’s got gambling debts to pay off or something.

@@MidlifeCrisisJoe “Drinky Bird: Agent to the Stars 🦅⭐️”