Look out! It's Jurassic World! Let's see how stupid things can get.
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@PurposelessRabbitholes3 жыл бұрын
That opening was a _scarily_ accurate rendition of everybody's first KZfaq attempt at a review series lol
@HowlingEcko3 жыл бұрын
Thought I was on a Chris Stuckman video for a minute...
@chiefgarvey113 жыл бұрын
@@HowlingEcko it didn't have the iconic acoustic guitar intro
@TheMrrccava3 жыл бұрын
It feels like they found an old file of an original pre-RLM video review and wanted to spoof it. CAUSE ITS REALLY REALLY REMINISCENT OF EARLY OG KZfaq LOL
@its18993 жыл бұрын
@@HowlingEcko i could tell it wasnt chris stuckmann because it wasnt someome crying at a joke someone made about them
@Nightstalker3143 жыл бұрын
It is probably an attempt to copy schmoes know reviews. One of them embarrassed himself on that one Collider Podcast episode.
@fconstraints5 жыл бұрын
"Most weapons are easier to control than a dinosaur." - Sun Tzu
@justinsane11194 жыл бұрын
He who keep hand in pocket feel cocky all day - Sun Tzu
@Pinkielover4 жыл бұрын
who else wants a trex tooth sword
@theyurireviewer4 жыл бұрын
Doom guy’s wise quote of a quote
@aashiv934 жыл бұрын
"Always attach laser beams to your cows before riding into battle." - Sun Poop (Farts of War)
@notyou87164 жыл бұрын
WTF?
@DocumentNegativity5 жыл бұрын
Turn down to 144p and experience the beginning how it was ment to be.
@BlielPol4 жыл бұрын
Just as how David Lynch wanted us to experience it
@buchan1965a4 жыл бұрын
OMG you totally nailed it!
@buchan1965a4 жыл бұрын
I keep waiting for a guy in a turban and a facemask carrying a knife to come into shot...
@christianweber74354 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh
@bulldog3004 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@bleachfamingtoniii71963 жыл бұрын
I've been trying to show my friend you guys for years and he told me 3 months ago he finally got around to watching one and it had really bad audio and its wasn't "funny like I said" so he stopped less than a minute in I'm just realizing this is that video
@autodidactpolymath18513 жыл бұрын
And that friend was William Shatner
@AGameNetwork3 жыл бұрын
Please update me on this story. I desire to know if they finally got to see RLM in true form
@bleachfamingtoniii71963 жыл бұрын
@@AGameNetwork I stopped working there a while back. When I left he still hadn't watched them and he was mostly into tiktok 🤷♂️
@lightwaves18593 жыл бұрын
@@bleachfamingtoniii7196 lost cause then
@psykomancer44203 жыл бұрын
@@bleachfamingtoniii7196 No wonder he couldn't last past a minute
@Brandon129833 жыл бұрын
I was so relieved when they cut from the closet in the opening. I could imagine Mike wanting to do the gag for the entire video and Jay needing to talk him out of it.
@emodud16 жыл бұрын
That intro really makes you appreciate their actual content
@johnphilipashton6 жыл бұрын
Carlos yrah it could be so so much better
@gretasstolendreams21546 жыл бұрын
No it doesnt
@ZoomingOut4026 жыл бұрын
Grape Culture multiple high definition cameras, good microphones, subtle editing, soundproof room and actually knowing what they talk about. How is that lazy?
@thereisnocontenthere6 жыл бұрын
That's exactly how I feel, haha
@jjred29866 жыл бұрын
As does the outro LOL.
@SammEater6 жыл бұрын
The intro is like every movie reviewer on youtube back in 2008.
@Jon961016 жыл бұрын
That's the joke
@ChampionPlagueNexus6 жыл бұрын
You mean 2018.
@Bloggerboy10006 жыл бұрын
Or Sibling Rivalry in 2018.
@SammEater6 жыл бұрын
Fuck, I forgot that was a thing... Damn.
@thevideosinc6 жыл бұрын
06 - 08 best years for shitty avgn/nostalgia critic review stlye clones.
@themanlyadventuresofianrun62904 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for a prequel to this series that delves deeply into dinosaur economic trade disputes and dinosaur politics
@anubusx4 жыл бұрын
The dumbest thing is that the characters return to the island.
@robertfitzgerald31184 жыл бұрын
With a young John Hammond and his master, qui gon jinn
@reek40623 жыл бұрын
If it stars Ian McDiarmid and Ewan McGregor, then I'm fine with it
@shadowcouncil95703 жыл бұрын
It'll be like Planet of the Apes.. .. but with dinosaurs.
@immortaluglyfish27243 жыл бұрын
@@shadowcouncil9570 I'd watch that movie.
@maximusironthumper6 жыл бұрын
The opening had a wonderful raw authenticity to it but the rest was just a soft reboot of the last episode but with less sasquatch.
@TheEvdoggy6 жыл бұрын
Maximus Ironthumper Are you talking about the movie or the review? I'm so confused. Like Rich Evans level confused.
@r0bw00d6 жыл бұрын
You have no idea what "reboot" means.
@LeSensuel6 жыл бұрын
r0bw00d Reboot means bad CGI kids show right?
@samg93366 жыл бұрын
You know what doesn't stand the test of time? That show, as much as I wanted it to. Thought I'll watch it all again anyway, because Shout! Factory distributes it.
@thatcrazyass6 жыл бұрын
A seaboot?
@muntificator6 жыл бұрын
I love hearing Mike saying "smash that like button" with practically no enthusiasm. It just feels so warm.
@hendrong6 жыл бұрын
Whenever Mike says anything without enthusiasm, I feel I have a soulmate.
@JaydevRaol Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@fressfisch6 жыл бұрын
so once they have replaced the humans as the dominant species on earth they will build houses and evolve into "indoor-raptors"
@ZacharyWhittall5 жыл бұрын
and then create videogames, social media platforms and stream
@spencer8715 жыл бұрын
So that's how global warming ends
@TheSingularitarian5 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@FlakeTillman5 жыл бұрын
McDiddlyee They’ll make King Kong in japan and Godzilla in America
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83702 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that be a Dinosaurs reboot?
@Couchpatator6 жыл бұрын
"We'll get into the little girl." Jay Bauman, 2018.
@Virjunior015 жыл бұрын
2018* ...unless this has happened before :/
@Couchpatator5 жыл бұрын
Typographical Error. No Edit button on KZfaq.
@RyujiRoyalSkull5 жыл бұрын
But I've edited mine before
@byz885 жыл бұрын
Couchpatator you did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it!
@edwardicus45 жыл бұрын
Oh, uncle Paul...
@RochesFan6 жыл бұрын
My take is that inside the RLM canon universe, Jay and Mike are VCR repairmen who actually make videos like the first section of this episode on their off-time, and all their best conversation and commentary on movies happens during their work hours, _after_ those videos have been posted online.
@rickconsort26716 жыл бұрын
RochesFan During their work hours AND when they're drunk.
@MelkorPT6 жыл бұрын
Much Lynch, very cool!
@KevinoftheCosmos6 жыл бұрын
Congrats. You understood the joke.
@my881106 жыл бұрын
When I read this comment I wasn't expecting my whole perspective on RLM to be irreversibly altered
@bsg21126 жыл бұрын
RochesFan: Why are you a fan of cockroaches? Yuck. (JK) Anyways, your comment has solved the mysteries of the universe, unlocked the doors of perception, and explained 42. Hats off. (Of course, I doubt the hack frauds are quite THAT meta, but meh. Whaddoo I no?)
@Komnen0s6 жыл бұрын
Wow, I almost thought this was a Nostalgia Critic video at the beginning.
@caxzrockz6 жыл бұрын
Κ ο μ ν η ν ό ς no one is being abused nothing like a nostalgia Critic video
@CruelestChris6 жыл бұрын
Nilmon Grrr I'm Linkara and I am going to talk in my angry nasal voice about something even people who can draw a deck plan of the Enterprise from memory don't care about Better?
@gabrieleriva6516 жыл бұрын
It lacked the 80,000$ budget wasted on NC videos.
@SporeDemigod6 жыл бұрын
You can tell the difference because in HitB they don't spend 99% of the time harping on bad/dated/good-but-it's-CGI-so-it's-bad CGI
@IKIGAIofficial6 жыл бұрын
There was a lack of sexual abuse to be nostalgia critic.
@VanArtic6 жыл бұрын
the opening reminded me of nostalgia critic's technical incompetence on how to shoot or edit a review video
@GREGXCELENTEFILM5 жыл бұрын
100% came here to say this. The audio especially. Same with Angry Joe
@HarshNerf4 жыл бұрын
@I'm fed up with this world! lol angry Joe especially doesn't understand how lavalier mics or sound leveling works
@Xvladin4 жыл бұрын
@ I've never seen anything to show that Doug Walker himself ever did anything scummy
@_V.Va_4 жыл бұрын
@@Xvladin Further research required.
@stephengrigg59884 жыл бұрын
@@Xvladin it sounded like he just didn't do anything about the harassment going on with his staff and brother.
@LetsReadPodcast6 жыл бұрын
A dinosaur vet who's never seen a dinosaur really sold me.
@Shrekapoof455 жыл бұрын
HOly shit lets read is here I love your content
@ColinG9435 жыл бұрын
Zia doesn’t immediately operate after she’s graduated, she’s supposed to gain experience from classes. She was supposed to intern at Jurassic World, but the I Rex ruined her plans.
@RayValdezPhotography5 жыл бұрын
who the hell is lets read?
@RayValdezPhotography5 жыл бұрын
@Hamdon Nut that good but who the hell is let's read.
@ShoRyuBarbie5 жыл бұрын
How about Let's Proofread! our comments? A vet dinosaur would imply she's a dinosaur. Who's also a vet. As far as I can tell from the trailers and this review, she's a human. Who's also a vet.
@ikefromsmashbros92375 жыл бұрын
7:45 Interestingly enough, in the book, Hammond is the villain. He's a lot less grandfatherly and more of a selfish jerk and it's made clear that he is responsible for everything that happens.
@NealX_Gaming4 жыл бұрын
AKA, a realistic depiction of most billionaires.
@andrewdietz58944 жыл бұрын
@@PsychoGallagher Crichton wrote the screenplay for the first movie. For all intents and purposes, the movie universe is also "Crichton's version".
@92brunod3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewdietz5894 Yes and no. He did write the screenplay of the movie but he wasn't the only one. David Koepp is also credited as screenplay writer. We can't know which ideas came from whom but we could take a wild guess that the changes come from the person who didn't write the book and was hired to help adapt the story to a movie script.
@JigglePhysics30003 жыл бұрын
@@NealX_Gaming How would you know? Have you ever met any billionaires?
@James-dc3yt3 жыл бұрын
@@NealX_Gaming Actually its most humans, rich or poor.
@souffle-d-eclair6 жыл бұрын
The volcano in this movie broke new ground.
@qweryqwerty-wv7xr6 жыл бұрын
☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
@mofo8886 жыл бұрын
My favorite RLMism yet.
@audreyalbritton14356 жыл бұрын
OH MY GAAAAAWD
@TheSolidSnakeOilАй бұрын
Quite literally.
@blacksun456 жыл бұрын
"They are alive, like me" I was hoping that she would have ripped her skin off to reveal she was a cloned dinosaur instead of a clone
@bloopatone5 жыл бұрын
"He's subverting your expectations by making you think you're watching a complete film".
@markcubanz433 жыл бұрын
Eric Keller he’s laughing all the way to the bank
@bloopatone3 жыл бұрын
@@markcubanz43 yeah I was just quoting my favorite line from this episode.
@jardelelias56256 жыл бұрын
Next trilogy: Jurassic Universe. The dinosaurs now discovered how to travel to other planets.
@Ttsradko5 жыл бұрын
How about a space-velociraptornado?
@jardelelias56255 жыл бұрын
@Kjell Don't tell Mike.
@SrEncon5 жыл бұрын
So, Dino Crisis 3
@dylansmith52065 жыл бұрын
Don't give Universal any more ideas (The J.P franchise needs to die)!!
@PoorStargazer5 жыл бұрын
That sounds like star craft where the zerg conquer planets
@linusdn27776 жыл бұрын
I like how they still keep calling him Owen Thunderguns
@btarczy50673 жыл бұрын
@@Jose_Hunters_EWF_Remixes It is his name. Owen Thunderguns in „Owen Thunderguns: Jurassic Park“ coming to theaters Fall 2032!
@baxternelson95332 жыл бұрын
@BK Beatty Brady, as in the Bunch
@Eidlones6 жыл бұрын
I don't get why everyone acts like dinosuars around them is just a part of life now. There's only like 20 dinosuars let loose. It may take a few days, or a week or something, but they'll get wiped out by the military. If a lion breaks out of a zoo, a city basically shuts down until it's recaptured, or killed. There's a Trex, and a raptor running around? Welp, land of the dinosaurs!!! Oh well!!
@androlibre96615 жыл бұрын
I was out on the reboot when they had the Raptors trained like Guard dogs......
@madmax-fg4lt5 жыл бұрын
That was so stupid.
@flaviusconstantius97025 жыл бұрын
They lost me with that dumb comic book villain who wanted to have Velociraptors in the US Army...
@Hickspy_5 жыл бұрын
Especially the stupid circumstances they show some of them in. Like, there's one raptor in the mountains of Arizona or whatever. Is it adapted to survive out there? Probably not. Is it going to reproduce on its own? Yes, probably, because they need another sequel called Jurassic Dawn.
@Phoenix_of_Sun5 жыл бұрын
The military? The were let loose in the US, the 2nd amendment is going to take care of them.
@user-zx6jd8hv3t5 жыл бұрын
I never really took in just how well these reviews are put together until I saw this ridiculous flat-camera, echoey intro. Makes you appreciate all the effort that much more.
@fsikijelfes86602 жыл бұрын
@uNnHkP8mza big guy
@congaking31556 жыл бұрын
Mike and Jay in the bottom of the frame in a shitty, poorly lit echo chamber might be the funniest thing I see in my sleep deprived week.
@midnightkiteflight63336 жыл бұрын
Conga King I wonder if that was just mike’s laundry.
@davidkeetz6 жыл бұрын
50% speed makes It even better
@dickheadrecs6 жыл бұрын
Maybe Disney can get involved and make a new Star Wars/Jurassic World Cinematic Universe with a Darth Maulasaurus that teams up with a colony of Jar Jar Binkcerotops and attacks Tattooine
@coraldiamond19226 жыл бұрын
Dickhead Records And they make a genetically modified space station capable of killing planets.
@spectralimages89616 жыл бұрын
Stunning and brave. Bravo! I hope those script writers are taking notes. Let's hope Owen Thunderguns gets a leading part, I heard Disney finally plans on tackling the lack of representation of the one legged Irish drag queens...
@dickheadrecs6 жыл бұрын
Spectral Images very cool
@Ttsradko5 жыл бұрын
I would advise against that.
@Simp_Zone5 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "generically modified"
@dishboypodcasts4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if this was your first Half in the Bag and that intro starts.
@NateTheScot2 жыл бұрын
Some guy had that happen when they recommended RLM to their friend. Apparently he got less than a minute into this video before shutting it off, and told his friend "they were shit wtf man how do you watch this garbage??" or something to that effect, not even getting far enough in to realize it was a bit.
@jukeboxfandango Жыл бұрын
"This got 15,000 views in 6 minutes? What the hell?"
@Crosmando5 жыл бұрын
I remember writing a short story when I was a kid about dinosaurs being made and put into a park except the walls weren't tall enough so they climbed over the walls and took over the world. Humanity then fled earth into outer space in giant bubbles of oxygen. Note that I am open to selling the rights to my story to any studios.
@anshkaushik79205 жыл бұрын
Did you just write Jurassic world three
@kingofwishfulthinking24904 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. I think it was called “Billy and the Cloneasaurus”
@lastzeit22513 жыл бұрын
Good one direktor Skinner
@zekedia22233 жыл бұрын
I’m not a studio, but I have 20 bucks and a half eaten bag of Skittles
@evildoughboy77732 жыл бұрын
"Greenlit!" - Netflix
@woodlefoof26 жыл бұрын
we'll get into the little girl -jay bauman
@omarmickelson12046 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the "grandfather" of the little girl is the rich guy from the very beginning of the second movie, who was vacationing on the island.
@morph11996 жыл бұрын
Phrasing
@hendrong6 жыл бұрын
And context.
@IKIGAIofficial6 жыл бұрын
Whats the best thing about fucking twenty nine year olds? *Theres twenty of em!*
@osbely6 жыл бұрын
triplesix oh nooo
@darudesandstorm70026 жыл бұрын
"We'll get into the little girl." - Jay Bauman, 2018
@jaredallen4396 жыл бұрын
Darude Sandstorm Jay is a well known sex pervert
@lescovahvalich4606 жыл бұрын
Mike: "That's what Roman Polanski said"
@NotoriousVC6 жыл бұрын
*slide whistle*
@zbh92686 жыл бұрын
Susan is a well-known sex offender in Milwaukee.
@Call555JackChop3 жыл бұрын
This movie was written by the same dude who wrote Rise of Skywalker, that makes complete and total sense
@thisbubblygoodness76113 жыл бұрын
my god he is!! this makes so much sense, keep this dude away from writing movies, holy fuck
@esotericVideos6 жыл бұрын
A DOLLY SHOT?!? This is like new chairs times 1000!
@7thegoldfish6 жыл бұрын
Rich Evans is a clever girl
@archerfan665 жыл бұрын
Yummy
@meatyochre91355 жыл бұрын
Dick the Clever Girl
@danbennett93283 жыл бұрын
Fun fact - Arnold Schwarzenegger used that line before Jurassic Park
@TheElectricMayhem3 жыл бұрын
His movement is so slow he’s imperceptible to the eye.
@jpak86 жыл бұрын
*Clicks ahead 15 minutes just to make sure*
@MelkorPT6 жыл бұрын
Your lack of faith is disturbing.
@danlab995 жыл бұрын
"two comic relief diversity hires" lol
@paulforcier45835 жыл бұрын
i love how in the first movie it explains how those ball cars can take a 50 cal bullet but yet in this movie he shoots it UNDER WATER with a smaller gun and prys it off with a knife to save them
@dodojesus45293 жыл бұрын
He got engulfed by a pyroclastic flow(400km/h up to 800°C) and got out fine, his clothes too. The ball bullet thing is retarded, but not the dumbest thing there by *FAR*
@arieljohnson75536 жыл бұрын
Wow, who would've thought that the best Resident Evil movie would end up being Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
@MetaMetro36 жыл бұрын
I think you mean best Dino Crisis adaptation, but everyone's forgotten about that series, even Capcom.
@asisin26 жыл бұрын
How fucking sad is it that a Jurassic Park movie has adapted RE1 to film better than like 6 Resident Evil films. What is this world.
@KarbineKyle6 жыл бұрын
Oh, Hollywood . . . Wait. Zombie dinosaurs. Great. That's going to happen now. Probably in the next film.
@Stormfin6 жыл бұрын
I'm calling it now. >2015: Indominous[sic] Rex >2018: Indoraptor >2021: Indosapien Superior
@zacharyfesler17846 жыл бұрын
I kept incorrectly hearing "Egoraptor".
@ForwardSynthesis6 жыл бұрын
Literally just an Indian man roaring and chasing people to defend the Hindu faith.
@randymontoya39736 жыл бұрын
Theres a video on KZfaq theorizing that the indoraptor was actually mixed with human DNA. The auctioneer didnt reveal what it actually is and said its two of the deadliest species to walk on Earth. So it could be man.
@ImAllinDark6 жыл бұрын
Indodactyl vs Indocerotops
@TheElectricMayhem3 жыл бұрын
22:30 Mike’s assessment of what “happens in movies” (stock writing) regarding Owen Thunderguns getting chewed out at a greasy spoon diner is almost exactly how Dave Bautista’s story in Army of the Dead starts.
@LuckyAzazel6 жыл бұрын
No, that human cloning thing was great! It means we're going to get that bad first draft of Jurassic World where they start cross splicing people and dinos! It's going to be a hoot.
@williamtimonen68145 жыл бұрын
Josué Taváres Indominatus Sapien.
@kyburn61955 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that a tv show? Dinotroopers or something dumb? I know the villain was a raptor.
They were actually going to make a Jurassic Park movie that was about Dino human hybrids, but they scrapped it
@nosenseofhumor19375 жыл бұрын
It's illegal to clone humans
@joshualara42236 жыл бұрын
When Mike entered the VCR repair shop it felt like watching Mr Rogers
@vietnamd08206 жыл бұрын
JOSHUA LARA That Mr Rogers documentary is a must see
@vietnamd08206 жыл бұрын
B M The people running Homeland security are the nut jobs...that said, what does your comment have to do with what we were talking about?
@thedjames976 жыл бұрын
Really diggin the new set
@Spicypotatos6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I love the toilet bowl cleaner really brings the room together
@pioadventures6 жыл бұрын
Biggest Plot Hole: When the toxic gas is leaking out they could have hit the red button first and left them all in the cages but let in fresh air.
@RayValdezPhotography5 жыл бұрын
its a special gas that doesnt move much
@acomatosemob5 жыл бұрын
Just another example of something that just has to happen because the plot needs to move forward moment.
@oliaustfjor62474 жыл бұрын
That's not a plot hole, it's a convenience
@sgtmonkeypirate3 жыл бұрын
@@oliaustfjor6247 plot hole
@oliaustfjor62473 жыл бұрын
@@sgtmonkeypirate nope
@RavengerX12 жыл бұрын
I cant really for the life of me think of a good military application for dinosaurs. There's the shock factor I suppose, but it's not like we're currently putting grizzly bears in flak armor and air dropping them all over the place. I guess you could destabilize a region with some rexes or raptors or a fuck load of compies or some shit, but then you have a destabilized war torn region *full of dinosaurs*. Its so many extra steps. You dont need dinosaurs to commit war crimes. I'm so confused. That one short fella said there were some pharmaceutical buyers at the sale so maybe pachy bile can cure E.D. or Rex spugum's good for your teeth, I don't know, this movie was dumb.
@ImperfectWeapons6 жыл бұрын
I L L E G A L M O N S T E R A U C T I O N
@ZoomingOut4026 жыл бұрын
ImperfectWeapons your avatar somewhat fits the comment
@ImperfectWeapons6 жыл бұрын
Garrett McGinnis It sounds like the kind of shit they'd watch on Best of the Worst.
@ImperfectWeapons6 жыл бұрын
MiniJaguar No matter what I say, somebody usually comes along to tell me that.
@ZoomingOut4026 жыл бұрын
ImperfectWeapons maybe because people have kermit's voice in their head as they read it.
@Xxx_EvilSmurf_xxX6 жыл бұрын
ImperfectWeapons that was my name in high school
@theresastarmanwaitinginthe51496 жыл бұрын
RLM's comment sections are a blessing. I clap everytime I see a comment that subverted my expectations.
@shmeemoi6 жыл бұрын
There's a starman waiting in the sky IT BROKE NEW *G R O U N D*
@AFlyingTaco16 жыл бұрын
darth plagueis So they're all garbage!
@mccad006 жыл бұрын
Very cool
@MelkorPT6 жыл бұрын
You must be full of clap by now! **snorts**
@gabrieleriva6516 жыл бұрын
ACCLAIMED AND GENERALLY LIKED MOVIE WAS OVERRATED!
@bruhcat19356 жыл бұрын
aka Jurassic World: Fallen Franchise
@muthesquirrel5 жыл бұрын
Apparently we've reached the Dino Crisis arc, next should be the Carnosaur arc... just wait 'til we reach the Theodore Rex arc.
@ellie78784 жыл бұрын
The thing that really got me is that there's a town like 5 miles away from the mansion. They're gonna have a rough night because of some dumb 4 year old
@MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle6 жыл бұрын
When that little girl pushed that button and said that ridiculous line, I literally had an involuntary PTSD flashback to Rose Tico dooming the Rebellion and saying the "saving what we love" line
@DarkCyberElf6 жыл бұрын
Rose had a last name?
@gigan24446 жыл бұрын
who's rose Tico? She doesn't sound like she sells a lot of toys.
@coraldiamond19226 жыл бұрын
wut ? Toys r us closed because they could not sell an army of rose tico.
@PanAndScanBuddy6 жыл бұрын
...what? You must have walked out of the theater too soon. The rebellion made it out, you waffle goblin. You stool. You walnut. Rey literally saved them with the force.
@lookoutforchris6 жыл бұрын
Josh Brown I’m so glad that the last time I saw a Star Wars movie it was 1983.
@thegreatestcommenter95666 жыл бұрын
Glad you guys finally reviewed the Flintstones Prequel.
@EJsGameplay4 жыл бұрын
@@westerling8436 Joke? Might actually be the plot of the next movie!
@hieronymusboss77052 жыл бұрын
33:09 RLM doesn't get enough credit for its absurdist horror bits. This is actually kind of creepy - till you remember its Rich Evans and there are Canadians in the foreground.
@Virjunior015 жыл бұрын
The joke with B.D. Wong's character: Dr. Henry Wu died in the original book. Intestines ripped out and eaten by raptor while he was still alive.
@niallreid76643 жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for how horrific that book was.
@Virjunior013 жыл бұрын
@@niallreid7664 it was quite fucked.
@katanatsunami6 жыл бұрын
I thought the part where Buffalo Bill cuts off a t-rex's face and wears it as a mask was a little bit bizarre. Especially when he starts having sex with a big fat scientist. Wait, the theater sent me a text... ...REPLIGATOR!?
@katanatsunami6 жыл бұрын
Put the cloning lotion in the basket.
@tommytwotone60706 жыл бұрын
Best cover of Goodbye Horses sung with a kazoo ever! I didn't even know you could do that with sphincter muscles.
@lescovahvalich4606 жыл бұрын
Jurassic World: Fallen Underwear
@codycampoli48696 жыл бұрын
I wonder how Mike will find a way to compare the movie to star trek this time
@XXSaberFaulSoul6 жыл бұрын
Yeah he mentioned Zefram Chochrane inventor, and even showed a short clip of him
@XXSaberFaulSoul6 жыл бұрын
Inventor of the warp drive*
@aibohphobe6 жыл бұрын
Mike uuhhhh... finds a way
@aenamabag6 жыл бұрын
Probably through tribbles.
@aenamabag6 жыл бұрын
But it's also more like the episodes Emergence, or Evolution, or Quality of life, where they create some form of life that then turns out to have self awareness, so they find themselves faced with the prime directive.
@josi47494 жыл бұрын
In the novel, John Hammond absolutely is the villain. He's not idealistic, just greedy. He cared about nobody's lives, not even his grandchildren. And, Dr. Wu is the scientist who actually created the dinosaurs. I always thought it a bit odd that he plays such a small role in the first film.
@kevinkerwin41187 ай бұрын
Well he did die in the book on the roof, but that scene was skipped entirely in the movie. Actually, almost all personnel just kind of disappeared except the few we see.
@kylelesh54562 жыл бұрын
"speaking of rat feces, do you wanna talk about jurassic world fallen kingdom?' amazing
@twce55766 жыл бұрын
Never skipped to the middle of a video so fast
@TheKnightBlade46 жыл бұрын
lmao same
@jonnemesis116 жыл бұрын
fuck off
@MichaelMercy6 жыл бұрын
Watch it before it gets deleted for hackfraudery!
@markm79296 жыл бұрын
Wow they deleted that one? Why?
@DrRachelRApe6 жыл бұрын
They already made the joke so I was glad it got pulled.
@TheShadowofDormin6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought the Canadians would be in this video
@TheEvilChipmunk6 жыл бұрын
Dammit... I was gonna say that!
@stupendous78486 жыл бұрын
420 likes. that’s what’s up
@necronomitom6 жыл бұрын
The majority of monster owners are actually decent, law-abiding citizens
@milton77633 жыл бұрын
This movie is not terrible in a fun way. There’s only one reason to go watch this: if you have a 5-year-old that loves dinosaurs. The you’re probably going to see this work of art many many times...
@Dreadjaws6 жыл бұрын
When I saw the people hiding from the Indoraptor in the elevator, I fully expected the creature to just punch the code to open it. Frankly, at that point it would have fit the movie perfectly. I'm actually a bit let down that it didn't happen. It was all so ridiculous at that point that I just thought the damn dinosaur was going to pick up a rifle and start shooting people down.
@FrancoisDressler6 жыл бұрын
This comment is hysterically accurate.
@zbh92686 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Jurassic World 3: Raptor Commando Kill Squad.
@shack81106 жыл бұрын
Oooh! That would be so badass, or at least something different. Dinosaurs so intelligent they become mercenaries, like the A- Team, but with big guns.
@HeyitsTom9996 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the indoraptor was a total nothing. Should have just gone all in and made it as smart as a human. That could have been genuinely creepy.
@SolusBatty6 жыл бұрын
A dinosaur picking up a rifle? Ridiculous, it is not an ape!
@DreamcastGuy6 жыл бұрын
A real review. Thank god. I love you frauds even when you trick me with 25 minutes of Jurassic Park music.
@andreisopon46156 жыл бұрын
DreamcastGuy there were small video bits in between 😏
@PeterLambert22116 жыл бұрын
Don't tell me that. I'm gullible enough to go back and watch it all again and then hate you forever for tricking me.
@greghannibal6 жыл бұрын
You had to be TRICKED into 25 minutes of Jurassic Park music??
@PeterLambert22116 жыл бұрын
Thats a good point. John Williams is genius.
@F_lippy6 жыл бұрын
Greg Nelson I mean.. after the 21st minute mark it starts to repeat itself a bit and sound a little too same-y. 7/10. TRAN. SITION.
@leetlargo5 жыл бұрын
Roland from the lost world wasn't THAT bad. He actually had an ideal that he believed in. He was a hunter and lived for the thrill of hunting predators. He even said that ingen could keep his fee for exchange of hunting the Male t rex. He has a brief exchange with Vince Vaughn about half way through the movie and he relates himself to the man who climbed Everest without any oxygen. By the end of the his role in the movie, he lost his friend and was extremely upset and had a realization and called ingen the company of death. That's proper character writing. These clowns are just cartoonishly bad that its unbelievable.
@hankheavy Жыл бұрын
Yet he only brought two shotgun shells with him lmao
@DesolatedChild018 Жыл бұрын
He was in for the Dino-Action
@shortandfat5916 Жыл бұрын
Woah! Is that emmy award winning vfx artist Rich Evans in the post credits scene? Incredible!
@dennison98396 жыл бұрын
'This movie is supremely dumb' should be the tagline
@maxharrison47086 жыл бұрын
The writers of Fallen Kingdom, as well as one of the writers of Dawn of Justice and Justice League, are credited as writers for Star Wars IX. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
@alexp35896 жыл бұрын
Good, somebody has to put the final nail into that coffin. Those are some grade A hack writers, if somebody will get the job done, it's them.
@Gackt4awesome6 жыл бұрын
Dude, JJ Abrams is the one directing it though.
@TheAveimperator476 жыл бұрын
Alex to be fair, Martin can't even finish writing GoT before he dies of cheeseburgers
@Gackt4awesome6 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I don't see why you are acting like this. Fanboys like you guys just wanted a reboot of Empire, fan theories confirmed and scripts like Wookipedia articles. I trust the directors of JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson a fuck ton more than I trust Zack Snyder and J. A. Bayona.
@jessica_jam43866 жыл бұрын
Gackt4awesome I definitely didn’t want just a repeat of Empire. I just wanted a good story, idc about the fan theories. TLJ made me lose most of the interest I had in this new trilogy though, and I was excited to see where they were going after the force awakens(and hoping it wasn’t just another remake). Just because some of us didn’t like the last Jedi doesn’t mean we want the same crap over and over.
@Raamaa902 жыл бұрын
By the next trilogy, the dinosaurs have extinguished the human race; But a group of mad dinosaurs de-extinguish them to open up a human-themed amusement park.
@NisargBhagavatheeswaran6 жыл бұрын
Did anyone feel that the t-rex to the rescue trope was overused and almost comical in this one..
@damonlongstreet86303 жыл бұрын
It’s cringe
@XenomorphLV4263 жыл бұрын
It's annoying
@aaronwebb15482 жыл бұрын
T-Rex Machina
@matthewburns79892 жыл бұрын
Yes T-rex is now Jurassic Chewbacca. Or maybe Darth Tyrannus turned back to Count Tyroarus?
@toddhowarddd2 жыл бұрын
bro this whole movie was overused tropes im tired of
@Tenfey6 жыл бұрын
The Football Team should have showed up at the end and beat all the dinosaurs.
@ChuckPalomo6 жыл бұрын
You foiled us once again football team!
@PALACIO2546 жыл бұрын
the football team should be the anser to all the worlds woes
@GuadalupePicasso6 жыл бұрын
The German team is free now, and I’m sure that they’d be able to defeat the dinos.
@rashaseden70626 жыл бұрын
The last bit with Rich slowly appearing is priceless. Perfectly done.
@jukeboxfandango Жыл бұрын
the flinch is a nice cherry on top
@wowt4 жыл бұрын
'Wow that part with the motorcycles looks really cool." Ooh wait, that's Children of Men.
@slimpickins77525 жыл бұрын
"We'll get into the little girl..." -Mike and Jay, 2018
@Mdw24244 жыл бұрын
Slim Pickins PHRASING!
@MrKinglydude6 жыл бұрын
"Illegal Monster Auction" - damn that's a good band name
@SporeDemigod6 жыл бұрын
Also "Androgynous Rex"
@HenchGuyBlast6 жыл бұрын
Nothing about the weird, shoe-horned in emotional scene with a brachiosaurus getting engulfed in hellfire? People were audibly bawling in the theater.
@pescando6 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Swanson literally one of the best scenes of the year
@kevboogie16 жыл бұрын
Why didn't she just open the big door , and leave the cages locked? That would have solved the problem.
@festo87566 жыл бұрын
Because sequel finds a way
@helloitismetomato3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure someone sent this to William Shatner at some point as proof of how professional and good RLM is and how he should definitely be on their podcast
@youreawizardkari76916 жыл бұрын
I love seeing my boys bounce back after the takedown of the original vid. I approve of this hackfraudery.
@rainbowthrustars6 жыл бұрын
haha the opening sequence was brilliant. That segment depicted nearly every youtube channel that reviews movies, music or games these days.
Honestly I feel it was just mocking beginer vlogers who aren't used to talking on a camera, kind of cool coming from people who very clearly are the opposite... ...or your take works too...idk its open to interpretation! :/
@omarmickelson12046 жыл бұрын
They also kinda look like they're gonna react to something, and incessantly pause at multiple points throughout the video
@andrewfinch766 жыл бұрын
The only thing it was missing was a rating.
@rainbowthrustars6 жыл бұрын
Well true, everyone has to start somewhere but there are plenty of channels out there who has existed for yrs that do nothing more than put up a camera and talks into it for 30 minutes. It is soooo boring. Angry Joe comes to mind, who started of reviewing games which he does really good but his movie talks videos is effing booooring. It's him an his two friend talking into a camera for way too long.
@SQ916 жыл бұрын
I agree the movie is baffling schlock but Cromwell’s line about Hammond wanting dinosaurs to be free to roam as they please is actually a reference to the final scene from The Lost World: Jurassic Park where we see Dino beauty shots cut against Hammond giving a CNN interview saying the same thing.
@deardoilydudette55884 жыл бұрын
“Put those things back where they came from, or so help me” - Goldblum
@hookedonphoenix31126 жыл бұрын
I now want more 2007-era reviews in Mike's laundry room.
@randygerkov73666 жыл бұрын
I came in expecting 30 minutes of the jurassic park theme, was disappointed.
@stupled6 жыл бұрын
Randy Gerkov that would had been so awesome
@julespleeswoah8596 жыл бұрын
Just 1 bar of the theme for the hardcore
@sator_project2 жыл бұрын
I got 4 and a half minutes in before I realized this wasn't the most recent Jurassic World movie
@keefriff995 жыл бұрын
The rack of toilet cleaners really makes that opening video.
@CoryPelizzari6 жыл бұрын
Should have done the review by screen capturing Notepad with Linkin Park playing in the background.
@Stonemask56 жыл бұрын
Or one of the like 5 royalty free songs youtube had available
@velium3656 жыл бұрын
*I T R I E D S O H A R D A N D G O T S O F A R*
@readordiefanatic6 жыл бұрын
CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING IN MYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@davidkeetz6 жыл бұрын
should have also used dictation software for the voice over
@davidkeetz6 жыл бұрын
oh.....and it needs to be in portrait mode
@misterballistics6 жыл бұрын
"We'll get into the little girl"
@volbla6 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@vpandemix6 жыл бұрын
I hated all of the main characters. I was really hoping the bad guy would just shoot them or let a dinosaur eat them to relieve the audience's misery.
@OTOBIOhazord2 жыл бұрын
Jurassic World is like the Resident Evil version of Dino Crisis
@henrygerard23156 жыл бұрын
It puts the lotion in the half bag
@adamdownes47256 жыл бұрын
It rubs the lotion on its skin, it does this whenever it's told lol.
@GBFOP6 жыл бұрын
Modern movies have made it possible for RLM to merge Best of the Worst with Half in the Bag
@juusolatva6 жыл бұрын
The opening seemed to me like Mike and Jay were kidnapped and forced to do bad reviews. I liked it.
@Stam1nisti Жыл бұрын
This video has one of my favorite endings to your videos ever
@tr112516 жыл бұрын
You know your film is weird when Jay Bauman, fan of ultraviolent sex pervert horror, says it's weird
@demonetizedentertainment42916 жыл бұрын
The low hum in the background was a brilliant touch.l
@BossyMeatCreature5 жыл бұрын
First 2 minutes of this video gave me anxiety
@jakebond22943 жыл бұрын
How's the last 12 months been for you?
@mike421926 жыл бұрын
Can't believe they didn't mention the scene where Blue the raptor can apparently read English. There's the gas leak that's about to explode, and he looks at the sign that says 'flammable' and knows immediately to start running away.
@re92465 жыл бұрын
mike42192 I just saw it for the second time last night and blue sniffs the gas then runs away. I got annoyed by it in the theater because I thought the same thing
@incanticle6994 жыл бұрын
She* And yes. That was dumb af.
@woodside4life4 жыл бұрын
mike42192 Clever girl…
@tanner201x83 жыл бұрын
She didn’t read it, she sniffed the gas
@athousandfeethigh6 жыл бұрын
KZfaq allows over ten minutes of Mike Stoklasa mumbling about Star Trek, intermittently chewing Next Generation game pieces like Orbitz, but GOD FORBID two Canadians try to run a legitimate VCR repair business
@dallasdandigitalproduction3936 жыл бұрын
lol
@natewilson1116 жыл бұрын
It's run by their respective province...
@ekoms1086 жыл бұрын
Hey remember in Revenge of Sith when Anakin and Obi Wan have their big lightsaber fight and George Lucas thought to spice it up by exploding a volcano and spew lava all over the place.?
@cardinay78306 жыл бұрын
I liked the part where they explain that Rich Evans is a clone of Mr. Plinkett.
@luisguzman36576 жыл бұрын
Please don’t joke about this, I just bought the books!
@DarthRaven90006 жыл бұрын
Jake Shattuck, But Disney's™ Rich Evans™ action figures would sell like hot cakes.
@knock-offnerd76756 жыл бұрын
Noname Whatsoever I would buy one
@johnmangino39252 жыл бұрын
cloning kids. auctioning off super-science monsters. lab in the house. This is a Venture Brothers episode.
@hellfire51082 жыл бұрын
Mike smashing the keyboard pretending he is writing screenplay for the next Jurassic World film is actually very accurate. Jurassic World 6: Dominion is stupid on whole another level.