Mike and Jay check out Unfriended and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 because they hate themselves.
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@videogamedunkey9 жыл бұрын
I love your reviews Paul Blart. Keep the good youtube videos and feature length films coming.
@Jaxtar259 жыл бұрын
He says "your welcome Blunkey"
@B_Don999 жыл бұрын
Okay bubby
@ZhuDaoLong7 жыл бұрын
More Plunketty
@discjockeye7 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, its dankey..
@darklsn7 жыл бұрын
You are actually my hero
@Antlerfox7 жыл бұрын
Mike can tell the shittiest jokes and I will laugh every time. His delivery is perfect.
@mckenzie.latham917 жыл бұрын
the drab voice is just perfect.
@gocookies776 жыл бұрын
You take that back
@ellisgee41966 жыл бұрын
Come on, people. We've all been there.
@bilbobolsonaro13165 жыл бұрын
So true lol
@zetetick3955 жыл бұрын
Mikes outrage over his lost $5 had me really laughing 18:22 Also: After the whole "Kevin you Sell Out Twat" diatribe about Proon Blarb mule cup 2 - The commercial for your own RLM tat at the end of the vid was pretty lol-worthy........Nice self-aware touch there fellas! XD
@BoopinSnakeBandito4 жыл бұрын
"Unfriended will do for the Internet what Jaws did for going to the beach" - marketing blurb on the dvd case, found in a discount gas station dump bin
@inkartridge4 жыл бұрын
why do all the people born in 88 talk about israel so much
@92brunod3 жыл бұрын
@@inkartridge because it was the year Michel Sabbah is consecrated as Roman Catholic Bishop of Jerusalem becoming the first Palestinian Arab to hold this position.
@KeatonPrime3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately Netflix added this movie to their library
@willmungas89643 жыл бұрын
@@PeacefulJointsame I stopped and had to reread it lmao
@urt12023 жыл бұрын
@Mere man Virgins: I am not dyslexic, I am antisemitic CHADS: Thats right boy, I am a proud anti-semitic dyslexic man -(*Insert emoji with glasses*)-
@SebastianMikulec3 жыл бұрын
I rewatch this episode periodically for the sole purpose of hearing Mike & Jay say "Paul Blarp Mall Plarp."
@itsd0nk2 жыл бұрын
Upvoted this comment because it’s exactly what I do too. It’s also one of the, or the actual, first RLM videos I ever came across and the nostalgia strong with this one.
@IndisSongs2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@seanmartinson62492 жыл бұрын
It's the second best Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 review show I've ever seen!
@jonwalsh3702 жыл бұрын
@@itsd0nk I remember when this came out my senior year of high school right when I was getting into RLM. Even better is that at that Time they only had like 400k subscribers
@MarxistKnight Жыл бұрын
Starring Paul Bl
@jgmweston9 жыл бұрын
The fact that I watched a thirty-minute video reviewing Unfriended and Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 says a lot for how entertaining you guys are. Great analysis as always!
@jgmweston9 жыл бұрын
Smokey McJoint I've been watching them since the first few episodes for HitB, so it's a well-aged appreciation. :)
@lornaduncan99259 жыл бұрын
***** She?
@Bunnellius9 жыл бұрын
Lorna Duncan Somehow, that misunderstanding in the midst of a voice-of-logic response was very amusing. :)
@Skivsamlaren9 жыл бұрын
Lorna Duncan Her?
@Bunnellius9 жыл бұрын
***** In fairness, that picture in miniature could look like a somewhat androgynous nerdette. Plus "Joshua" is such a purdy name! :s
@mattisheretonight8 жыл бұрын
I would absolutely watch "You Can't Force Quit Your Programs" with Bela Lugosi
@knavenformed94364 жыл бұрын
MsMpEng.exe on your Windows 10. "Hardwaregore of the decade." "The antivirus does to your hard drive what bleach does to your intestines."
@AJKiesel3 жыл бұрын
@@None-Trick_Pony Oh noooooooooooooooo!
@jeffnussbaum7163 жыл бұрын
@@None-Trick_Pony You monster.
@thomaswright8978 жыл бұрын
Does suicide give you omnipotence in the Unfriended universe? That seems like an irresponsible message to me.
@zetetick3955 жыл бұрын
Darwinian selection is a cruel mistress....
@Greendalewitch5 жыл бұрын
@@zetetick395 Especially in horror movies.
@trop77365 жыл бұрын
@@EuroRhodes What goes through your mind to respond to a 3 year old comment with a completely out of place "joke" telling someone to kill themselves?
@EuroRhodes5 жыл бұрын
@@trop7736 oh no snowflake, sick the youtube hounds on me
@trop77365 жыл бұрын
@@EuroRhodes Oh, so because your "joke" was incredibly unfunny that makes me a snowflake?
@glitchedoom3 жыл бұрын
Classic horror movie lines: "They're coming to get you Barbara!" "Heeeere's Johnny!" "WELL THE GLITCH JUST TYPED!"
@creepyd4449 жыл бұрын
Mike Stoklasa is the greatest human being who has ever lived.
@user-zf3fc9tn5k9 жыл бұрын
Whereisthearmynow It should be.
@ejkk95139 жыл бұрын
+meadslosh rich evans has the most annoying laugh of all time its like a screeching jim carrey from dumb and dumber but worse
@ejkk95139 жыл бұрын
Well im glad you do cause i cant stand it i skip everytime he laughs
@jayah57258 жыл бұрын
+Tony Midyett And the doctor says that's bad.
@fabiobonetta54544 ай бұрын
After Abe Lincoln
@someguy92847 жыл бұрын
So Unfriended was the comedy movie and Paul Blart was the horror movie?
@angeldreyesdiaz13555 жыл бұрын
Yes
@pseudonymous87024 жыл бұрын
Watch them both with that in mind, and all of a sudden they work
@Dodsodalo Жыл бұрын
God, I remember when this movie came out and I thought it was dated then. Yet, it feels like nothing has changed Weird.
@BigHairyFenian8 жыл бұрын
If i don't wake up to a video of me shitting myself on Facebook it wasn't a good night.
@angryoldman.67366 жыл бұрын
BigHairyFenian Lol
@adiahaalexander93595 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@dumdude10838 жыл бұрын
Mike is funnier than most comedies
@xxczerxx8 жыл бұрын
+idar sumpter I'm surprised he doesn't do stand-up, he has that funny trait 99% don't.
@advantage89588 жыл бұрын
Brace110 Mike would be a funnier character than we've ever had. Mike is the key to all this
@MrECHOfox8 жыл бұрын
Because standing in front of a crowd doesn't sound like fun.
@GigaTrope8 жыл бұрын
If only he could stand up.
@til_thasmokeclearz8538 жыл бұрын
+ShowgunSam it's guna be great
@doommaria9 жыл бұрын
I hope the Plinkett house lands in my yard. I'm so lonely.
@finnp78715 жыл бұрын
@@Masada1911 she isn't.
@jacobbearnson58744 жыл бұрын
She's in plinket's basement now
@doommaria4 жыл бұрын
@@Masada1911 Nah.
@eye_despise47463 жыл бұрын
@@finnp7871 lol
@starhawks13 жыл бұрын
At least you have a yard
@do38072 жыл бұрын
9:25 "Sorry, cyberbullying... y'know... victims... Whatever..." the way his hand flaps as he barely pretends to care is just perfect lmao
@defyU4 жыл бұрын
Five years later and Mike's perfectly timed and derisive, "...'Filmmakers'?" still makes me laugh to near tears.
@Thegeobot8 жыл бұрын
''The glitch just typed'' lol
@LyingPrauses7 жыл бұрын
Space Ghost funny on so many levels
@niceshoelaces8086 жыл бұрын
iT’S IN MY CODE
@octaviolee82824 жыл бұрын
It's missingno. spooky
@Fitzy_Fitz4 жыл бұрын
oh no it's sonic.exe how spoopy
@KneelB4Bacon9 жыл бұрын
"What is the opposite of art?" "Paul Blart." lol
@falconer029 жыл бұрын
"They should have made a horror movie about Myspace. It would be called 'Ghost Town'". I love you guys so much. MORE!
@mookinbabysealfurmittens5 жыл бұрын
Include tbat tagline. "Myspace: A place for ads."
@klystron20104 жыл бұрын
@@mookinbabysealfurmittens MyAdSpace.
@julianwebb9198 жыл бұрын
I sure can't wait to see "Children of the Corn:The Internet Age"
@nkjvbible49268 жыл бұрын
You may have a long wait.
@whiterabbit758 жыл бұрын
Didn't they worship He Who Types Between The Servers?
@connermitchell16634 жыл бұрын
@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 uh oh
@leviroch4 жыл бұрын
"Children of soy: the diversification"
@thomasstanley61016 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I nearly shit my pants laughing when I found out the crux of the revenge plot in Unfriended was that someone killed themselves after they shit their pants.
@Guiltyconscience833 жыл бұрын
Lol,I started watching it halfway through one night on hbo and when I saw the end I died laughing.
@jakedanielsen4512 Жыл бұрын
Based on a real case with worse bullying too
@NTyrzi9 жыл бұрын
unfriended feels like typical shittypasta, but made for the big screen
@NTyrzi9 жыл бұрын
***** And curiosity killed everyone
@CvnDqnrU9 жыл бұрын
but then who was skype?
@fulldisclosureiamamonster27865 жыл бұрын
Crappypasta
@boyhoodtooktwelveyearstoma42369 жыл бұрын
We need to get Paul Blart working, because he's a funnier character than we've had before. I think it'll work
@matthillfromcollege41099 жыл бұрын
Well I got the reference at least
@TheVengefulEagle9 жыл бұрын
Boyhoodtook twelveyearstomake Paul Blart 2 took 6 years to make, therefore it's half as good as Boyhood.
@havlorech9 жыл бұрын
Boyhoodtook twelveyearstomake Paul Blart is the key to all this.
@KneelB4Bacon7 жыл бұрын
11:42 Jay: _"I want to see Happy Madison start to make horror movies."_ Mike: _"They already do,"_ lol
@Quailiogorath5 жыл бұрын
"occupation shaming". Plinkett has been known to shame toll booth operators from time to time.
@micfail24 жыл бұрын
I never understood that, those people usually get really good pay and benefits
@DistractedGlobeGuy4 жыл бұрын
@@micfail2 because they're stuck in a little glass box in the middle of the highway in the middle of nowhere for eight hours every fucking day.
@glitchedoom2 жыл бұрын
Could Rich Evans even get that job?
@Mixedupcrazy19 жыл бұрын
Where the hell is "Rich Evans: Mall Cop" ? We're waiting.
@ayjank22165 жыл бұрын
He's starred in two already under the pseudonym of Kevin James
@EvanzoZubinsky4 жыл бұрын
There is "Rich Evans: Space Cop" now, basically same stuff
@jozinek8764 жыл бұрын
HOLY CRAP, YESSSS :D, or maybe "Mr. Plinkett: Mall Cop" would be better.
@HereticDuo4 жыл бұрын
Fuck that, give me a Mr Plinket movie
@totallynotalpharius22834 жыл бұрын
It's literally an episode of this with people stealing stuff in the background
@Smidge2049 жыл бұрын
This episode had a lot of uncomfortable yet appropriate silence.
@lornaduncan99259 жыл бұрын
Smidge204 Just like the Nomedy in Paul Bland 2
@purvdragon-sensei8 жыл бұрын
Paul Blart: Nail Art.
@YourMiddleBroPhil8 жыл бұрын
"That was a joke you FAT FUCK" -Mike
@PrincessSunbutt8 жыл бұрын
That's a joke*
@Gryffilion6 жыл бұрын
For me, Red Letter Media is about... ...it's about awkward pauses.
@Mick_924 жыл бұрын
And aids.
@holdencole57404 жыл бұрын
And that’s what’s so powerful about it.
@Subhumanslug4 жыл бұрын
It's about family.
@angelcastaneda5294 жыл бұрын
It’s about Night Court.
@Archibaldh1pp04 жыл бұрын
@@Mick_92 You misspelled something.
@trtx849 жыл бұрын
You wonder what the process is for these movies? Adam Sandler and friends decide they need to take a vacation somewhere, so they take a day to come up with a movie set there. The studios then pay them to take a vacation and, time permitting, film a movie.
@HughAverageHomoMan6 жыл бұрын
"Oh hey this mall looks nice, SOMEONE WRITE US A SCRIPT, BOOK A COUPLE PLANES AND PAY US"
@bowenorcutt784 жыл бұрын
Plus paid advertising for wherever the hell they decide to vacation. Win-win for everyone who matters!
@robertfitzgerald31184 жыл бұрын
And there are still enough numb nuts that pay money to see these pieces of shit.
@trisymphony9 жыл бұрын
Blart Blart has a 0% critics score on Rotten Tomatoes, but an audience score of currently 51%. That's the really scary part. Because 51% wins in a democracy.
@wahey84707 жыл бұрын
Norman Odinson Because we live in a constitutional republic, not a democracy.
@theploymaker5 жыл бұрын
Wahey Then 51% wins the representative that votes for the bigger representative. Can we not be pedantic assholes about shit, tho?
@danieldietrich99695 жыл бұрын
ThePloyMaker's Evil Plans Still not how that works. But good try trying to call someone out I guess?
@theploymaker5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Dietrich Oh good, another pedantic asshole wants to point out some trivial missing governmental details in a KZfaq comment. Good on you for trying to call someone out though I guess.
@jevinday5 жыл бұрын
Not if you have to win by a certain majority, such as a 2/3 majority
@primetime_al8227 жыл бұрын
I want a remake of Die Hard with Kevin James as John McClane.
@RossTheNinja5 жыл бұрын
Would take some massive air vents
@tylerscanlan92295 жыл бұрын
@@RossTheNinja underrated comment
@HauntFormer4 жыл бұрын
So the first Paul Blart?
@robertbaxley32984 жыл бұрын
work email Kevin James is legitimately funny. Don’t judge him on the Sandler movies he gets roped in to.
@baronvonlimbourgh17164 жыл бұрын
@@Sojaysquad22 you do understand he means @Ross ThenNinja's comment?
@kidknickers8 жыл бұрын
"I hope your Happy Madison check was worth it." "Your hotel is associated w Paul Blart." Love it! You guys are modern day super heroes!
@XC113019919 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the Chat Roulette horror film. We know what it's going to be about.
@Grignok9 жыл бұрын
GSDAkatsuki "The Den" www.imdb.com/title/tt2503154/
@hatben9 жыл бұрын
GSDAkatsuki Haunted dicks?
@DefaultName-du3kr9 жыл бұрын
GSDAkatsuki Just dicks for 90 minutes.
@jotacostajr9 жыл бұрын
GSDAkatsuki A young woman talks to a middle aged man for a couple of minutes on Chat Roulette, and he starts to obsess over her. Once she insists she wants nothing to do with him and his old man penis he starts killing all her friends. The whole movie is shot from the POV of her Apple Watch, because why not.
@jomo9999 жыл бұрын
GSDAkatsuki Wang in a blender
@jaffa67119 жыл бұрын
Paul Blart meets Crank, he must run across the mall getting sugar by any means necessary if he wants to stay awake. At the end of the film he's having a really awkward fist fight after the villain gives him too much insulin.
@roetheboat14 жыл бұрын
I can see that. At one point, he's starting to have a sugar crash but is chasing someone and can't stop long enough to buy something. Getting desperate, he sees a toddler who is a messy eater and has ice cream all of their face. So he just grabs the kid and starts licking it off their face during the chase.
@haroldbalzac63363 жыл бұрын
Crank was a great fucking movie.
@doomstadt23713 жыл бұрын
You do it at christmas, he inevitably crashes Santa land and eats a bunch of candy canes, and has to fight elves, ends up somehow knocking out Santa, and has to be Santa. He's slowly falling asleep as his sugar levels drop, vould die any moment, and then a messy eater kid steps up and we get the scene The Runaway Script suggested. Disgusted moms swarm him and start beating him with purses until he runs off into the next cliche scene.
@MCPeeBoy3 жыл бұрын
"if those three letters of the alphabet could kill themselves they would" I absolutely lost it there. I love these quick witty exchanges those guys have.
@billsanders298 жыл бұрын
"some random persons dad in a movie" is a perfect description for kevin james
@prodiggy139 жыл бұрын
Can't wait till Hollywood makes horror film outta bunch of nerds getting Ventrilo Harrasement while playimg computer games!
@z-beeblebrox9 жыл бұрын
prodiggy13 "Don't you get it man, don't you see what's happening?! If you die in Call of Duty...you die in real life!"
@TheGyromorgian9 жыл бұрын
prodiggy13 Get off Vent or I'll have you bent!
@Darcco9009 жыл бұрын
Pointer!
@Bonerlord9 жыл бұрын
BALLS OF STEEL
@PaulA-fp3vs9 жыл бұрын
prodiggy13 Matbe the producers kid Dead Space. They capture the gameplay and thats the whole movie.
@FortWhenTeaThyme3 жыл бұрын
28:27 Just noticed the two black crewmembers in the back are like "We're not getting paid enough to fake laugh."
@DitzeeDoo8 жыл бұрын
24:12 that guy came in his pants when paul blart got kicked by the horse
@troythormond97198 жыл бұрын
Those clips aren't real.... They can't be real. They aren't real, right? Please tell me someone if those clips were real.
@anustart28 жыл бұрын
They're reactions to Star Wars The Force Awakens.
@robertfitzgerald31184 жыл бұрын
Very similiar to the pinball scene in accused.
@cajunboi48883 жыл бұрын
That guys reaction was more funnier than the clip.
@Costar588 жыл бұрын
I've been a fan of Half in the Bag since they were just a Quarter in a Container.
@lzi94526 жыл бұрын
Don Radkos since you've been a fan for so long can you tell me if they purposefully say hacky joked and act horribly at times just to annoy people? Also why does plinkett sound so different in this show?
@kayleegregory7706 жыл бұрын
A fifth in a bucket
@Gryffilion6 жыл бұрын
"A fifth in the bucket" is the name of Mike Stoklasa's second EP
@RossTheNinja5 жыл бұрын
2/3rds in a satchel. Coming soon.
@darrenthetuber7438 жыл бұрын
"no they play for the senior citizen demographic" lmao, that back sas was money
@ionlymadethistoleavecoment17237 жыл бұрын
This movie accurately depicted the terrible frame rates of Skype. Though it would probably be better if the main character would close some tabs.
@XLuftWaffleX9 жыл бұрын
Unfriended was amazing! It took 12 hours to make!
@notch86282 жыл бұрын
Is it bad to rewatch these again and again this is like crack. rich, Mike, and Jay are my pushers
@DashCat99 жыл бұрын
YOOOOU CAN'T FORCE QUIT YOUR PROOOOGRAAAMS! Haha. Amazing.
@brokenfingers9607 Жыл бұрын
The Paul Blart movies together made almost $300M globally. I checked a random great movie I saw recently, The Northman, and that made $70M worldwide. So it's definitely too late for Humanity, GOOD LUCK DOLPHINS.
@shadowmane552 жыл бұрын
"If those 3 letters in the alphabet could kill themselves they would" 😂
@tylerbok68824 жыл бұрын
This was the first ever RLM video I ever saw. Still watching 4 years later
@DoctorPorkenfries9 жыл бұрын
Whenever Adam Sandler looks at Kevin James, he's fantasizing about Chris Farley. Like, seriously, that has to be the case, right? All the people who show up in his movies are people who were on SNL at about the same time as him. Rob Schneider, Chris Rock, David Spade, etc. I really do think he kind of just started getting Kevin James because he wants a Chris Farley substitute. Too bad Kevin James isn't funny like Chris Farley was.
@JokersRWildStudios9 жыл бұрын
I've been saying this for years. Farley would be doing these parts (for better or worse) if he didn't OD and die, Kevin James would LITERALLY be a mall cop right now if Farley didn't die.
@KnuckleHunkybuck5 жыл бұрын
@Jokers R Wild Studios Kevin James would be living in a van down by the river.
@robertfitzgerald31184 жыл бұрын
@@KnuckleHunkybuck and blowing guys for chicken nuggets...
@videogamenostalgia5 жыл бұрын
I always preferred David Lynch's "Paul Blart: Flesh Mall"
@Stuurminator8 жыл бұрын
A lot of horror movies are filled with unsympathetic characters, but usually at least the final girl is supposed to be decent, and the antagonist usually kills indiscriminately so at least if it came up behind you in your theater chair you'd have reason to feel threatened. But in Unfriended, not only is every single character an absolute sack of shit, they are dying *specifically* because they are absolute sacks of shit, so unless you yourself have a hobby of ruining people's lives for shits and giggles, you have no reason to feel even nominally afraid of Facebook ghosts. So what at first looks like a horror movie turns out to be...I don't know, a morality tale? There's no possibility of lingering discomfort after the movie ends; once the credits roll, everything is neatly tied up and there's nothing left to think about. It's like it was deliberately designed to be nothing more than a way to kill an hour and a half.
@theblurr54957 жыл бұрын
Bad Voodoo
@davidbrasher35957 жыл бұрын
That would make a great movie. A story about some sort of a serial killer or monster or ghost or something who sneaks up behind people who are sitting in chairs in the dark watching horror movies.
@jasonfenton82507 жыл бұрын
A lot of horror films have unsympathetic characters and they are always so boring to watch, there's no horror or tension because I can't get invested in the characters.
@FanboyFilms4 жыл бұрын
So it should have just been called "Housecleaning?"
@Bizarro694 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeah but I'm cool with that. Like, action movies do this, a lot. Shoot 'em ups and whatnot.
@mikemike95367 жыл бұрын
I don't know if me watching this about 30 times over the span of a couple of years is a testament to how great these guys are, or just a testament to how much of a loser I am. Maybe both.
@s3.14dervision2 жыл бұрын
I saw the first Paul Blart and it was so depressing I got a prescription for Prozac the next day!
@spitefulraven4 жыл бұрын
Terrifying and gripping, I was on the edge of my seat when Blaire forgot that uTorrent was seeding an episode of SNL in the background & she couldn't empty her recycling bin...
@synarchistcarcinogen42736 жыл бұрын
Watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 while listening to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the moon. I did it with a couple of friends and have now ascended to a higher level of existence.
@pseudonymous87024 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, this is actually a thing
@NCLgirl20164 жыл бұрын
The Blart Side of the Moon! A great Thanksgiving tradition I shall practice until I die and then force someone else to keep doing it
@Sierra3584 жыл бұрын
@@NCLgirl2016 holy shit lmao I was looking for a comment about death blart
@taqu8 жыл бұрын
I love the quote "I couldn't take my eyes off the screen" from the Unfriended trailer. I know, right! I had to look at a computer screen the whole time!
@pepepoopsonthefarright75313 жыл бұрын
unfriended - hilarious paul blart 2 - disturbing
@laugurinn9 жыл бұрын
I've read a couple of times that Kevin James is a really nice and likeable guy off camera and I've come to the conclusion that these are the reasons why he's acting: A: Some on the crew find him to be a really likeable dude on set and easy to work with. B: The others on the crew, those that hate his guts, get to see and make him fall down a lot.
@josiahkendall4492 Жыл бұрын
@Starlight Noire Holy crap. I think this is the farthest apart time wise I've ever seen a comment and a reply. As an aside, I can appreciate how Kevin James did a lot of his own stunts. Adam Sandler was barely putting on pants in his movies back then.
@fizzify30003 жыл бұрын
Anyone else revisit this video as an excellent paring to the annual and enteral podcast “Til Death Do Us Blart”? if anyone is curious: “The format is simple. Once a year, every year at American Thanksgiving the five men will watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 and record their thoughts, feelings and opinions. These personal expressions will be broadcast as a free, annual podcast. Should a member of the quintet pass away, protocol dictates that his baton must be passed to another, thus fulfilling the promise of five people watching and podcasting Paul Blart 2 from now till the end of linear time.”
@schmendrake6 жыл бұрын
Try watching Paul blart 2 synced up with dark side of the moon
@KnuckleHunkybuck5 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows about that. It's called "Dark Side of the Mall".
@RossTheNinja5 жыл бұрын
Blart side of the moon
@harry_kaiser4 жыл бұрын
Blart side of the mall??
@robertfitzgerald31184 жыл бұрын
I would say that if you sync that movie up with someone taking a giant shit would work.
@schmendrake4 жыл бұрын
@Jack Marlett hell yeah. only ~2 months till the next episode
@bloodrunsclear8 жыл бұрын
'I don't remember a single f word!' Later... 'So she's holding up signs that say things like 'F**k All You Guys...'
@ekathe85 Жыл бұрын
Everybody called him a robot. Now he's coming for their data. Unfriended 2: the Zuccening.
@slugofborg65328 жыл бұрын
On the internet, nobody knows you're a ghost...
@CERTAIND00M9 жыл бұрын
::SIGH:: "Filmmakers?" I shed a tear while laughing at that one.
@patrickdempsey35154 жыл бұрын
Till Death Do Us Blart
@xxxCrackerJack501xxx2 жыл бұрын
Blart sucks but working as a security guard for several years I can legitimately say the Seth Rogan movie "Observe and Report" is the most accurate depiction of security work ever made, everything from the drug use and unhinged characters to the scene where they beat the shit out of teenagers are all things I've seen at one time or another
@aarondavis8943 Жыл бұрын
Good for Seth. Sounds like he did his research; just as vital for comedies as drama.
@xxxCrackerJack501xxx Жыл бұрын
@@aarondavis8943 Seth was definitely fantastic and perfectly sold the slightly deranged type of guy that is attracted to security work, as for all the other nuances I think it was more likely director/screenwriter Jody Hill to thank, I believe he made another movie that was based on his experience with taekwondo so I'm guessing at some point he (or people he knew) worked in security and told him stories/gave him the ideas that became Observe and Report
@hinasakukimi8 жыл бұрын
jesus christ those guys reacting to the trailer made me want to die
@SaintSC058 жыл бұрын
Those were reactions to Star Wars the Force Awakens
@hinasakukimi8 жыл бұрын
SaintSC05 i still want death
@hinasakukimi8 жыл бұрын
Jawpz thank
@bul13ts7 жыл бұрын
To be fair... I had just little enough faith in humanity to believe it too.
@ricksanchez63706 жыл бұрын
It made me want to kill them.
@hanumaniam Жыл бұрын
"If those three letters of the alphabet could kill themselves they would." Mike Stoklasa -Half in the Bag
@grahamnelly3491 Жыл бұрын
This one review had more impact on the Wind Resort than the film itself lmao
@Blastinus8 жыл бұрын
So did the movie ever say why they couldn't just, you know, close the laptop, or unplug their modem, or... That's the problem with villains that can do whatever is convenient for the plot. If it's literally impossible for the characters to escape, why not just cut directly to the end of the movie when everyone's dead?
@famousthaneus98102 жыл бұрын
I've been going through some of your catalog over the last week, and holy shit is Mike hilarious 😂. Even when the joke itself is terrible, his timing & delivery is flawless. Thank you guys for all of the quality content
@Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories9 жыл бұрын
Basically Kevin James' career is he was in a bunch of little shows and then he became friends with Ray Ramano, appeared on the show, then he got his own show. Remember that as career advice, kids who want to be actors. Bug the hell out of someone and become their "friend" and you will get a gig.
@JacobHalton4 жыл бұрын
KZfaq Video: "Half in the Bag: Hey. Don't you got anything better to do?" Me: "No."
@matthewa28943 ай бұрын
2:49 thank you for showing us the moment Mike remembers he must drink his beer
@ethzero3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Paul Blart, Mall Cop is used by medical professionals to verify the success of lobotomies.
@zak22wolftheultramanzenith354 жыл бұрын
When you don’t watch these in order or follow the lore, and it opens with a flying house tied to a balloon.
@Retales Жыл бұрын
22:41 "I don't know where Kevin James came from, other than a fat woman's vagina" I'm glad I'm back in the Half in the Bag rabbit hole
@monk_moshpit Жыл бұрын
Welcome 😁
@danbyrne-szafoni80215 жыл бұрын
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 was the first film to receive Nevada's film tax credit, now I get it
@rafaeledwards6496 Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad about not having to watch movies anymore Thank you guys
@thelovebelow33789 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, new half in the bag B^)))
@tinyturnip76769 жыл бұрын
Tytus Hamilton fuck yeah new hitb!!
@thelovebelow33789 жыл бұрын
Joe Jr. I love the narative they weave between episodes
@Nel_Annette9 жыл бұрын
Somewhere, in an alternate universe, people are flocking to see the new Chris Farley movie, Paul Blart 2, and Kevin James works as a janitor in a Chuck E. Cheese.
@jacquiecotillard96992 жыл бұрын
Kevin James’ film career is proof that humanity can be conditioned into any reaction
@1chiTheKiller3 жыл бұрын
Watching an older episode when they hadn't really done anything super crazy with the storylines, and then I click on this episode and it starts out with the house flying through the city in the first shot and I just cracked up.
@CravenTHC859 жыл бұрын
As a security officer myself, I want to slap the ever loving shit out of Kevin James and Adam Sandler for ruining the entire concept of a movie about contract security. It would have been nice to have something watchable, but this is just embarrassing.
@pocketsesmcflurry21469 жыл бұрын
CravenTHC The first Paul Blart Mall Cop was a rip off of a 2009 dark comedy called Observe and Report starring Seth Rogen, also about a security officer at a mall and considered mucch better. I hope this eases your pain :)
@ninjomaniac9 жыл бұрын
Pocketses McFlurry Paul Blart 1 was released a few months before Observe and Report, which technically makes that the rip-off.
@CravenTHC859 жыл бұрын
Pocketses McFlurry As a Rogen fan myself, I found Observe and Report shockingly poor. The mood of the movie was all over the place. It didn't know if it was a comedy or a rom-com, and by the end it almost seemed more like a tragedy. If I could have anybody make a movie about security guards it would be Broken Lizard. Something along the lines of Super Troopers would be a better vehicle in my opinion.
@pocketsesmcflurry21469 жыл бұрын
For real? I've had it on my to-watch list for ages so that's pretty disheartening. Better hope Paul Blart 3 doesn't suck ass then
@CravenTHC859 жыл бұрын
Pocketses McFlurry Yeah I would check a couple reviews before actually devoting almost 2 hours of my time to O&R. Last I checked, it was widely considered one of the worst Rogen films.
@BigJim117919 жыл бұрын
Red Letter Media makes the world a better place.
@12ealDealOfficial2 жыл бұрын
Six years later and this is still true.
@thatguyseb88242 жыл бұрын
Mr Plinkett: "Hey, don't you got anything better to do?" Me, sitting here isolating while I'm sick with covid: "No, not really."
@jimitaco13035 жыл бұрын
Chris Kattan looks like he was assembled from spare parts lying around at the "Zach Braff Factory."
@jardelelias56253 жыл бұрын
Paul Blart 2 is a surreal experience if you watch it alongside Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. I'm not joking.
@ryanbmx55 жыл бұрын
@28:20 - That's some comedy gold right there! 😂 "When do the checks come in?" *resumes loud forced laughter until paid*
@lplumptree6 жыл бұрын
“They unfriended Laura Palmer” - 11:55 , this movie is the true prequel to Twin Peaks
@chrisbg997 жыл бұрын
I remember when Paul Blartt 2 and Unfriended were in theaters. They were playing to empty screens while I went to see Riff Trax Presents Time Chasers.
@BRat-kp4si9 жыл бұрын
How do you get rid of a Skype ghost? Call a tech-xorcist! I stole that one from a Bazooka Joe wrapper that doesn't exist.
@Wintermute010019 жыл бұрын
I just had a dark vision of Happy Madison doing an Avengers-style crossover with Paul Blart, Joe Dirt, Deuce Bigalow, and Jill from "Jack and Jill."
@joshbaker15817 ай бұрын
That film should be made and used in C.I.A terrorist interrogations
@jacobfalardeau676 Жыл бұрын
If Unfriended was first and foremost a horror-comedy, it could have been one of the best movies ever made. "WELL THE GLITCH JUST TYPED" is actually one of the funniest goddamn lines in anything ever.
@ghouldishanimal6 жыл бұрын
I don't think Mike was really in this episode. I've never seen a more accurate display of a human "on autopilot".
@theyellowlightsaber31933 жыл бұрын
Kevin James started on Everybody Loves Raymond where he played a van delivery guy and it was THAT character who then became the King of Queens character and lifted his profile so if you want someone to blame for Kevin James career blame Ray Romano...
@mewmedic9 жыл бұрын
How many times have these two escaped death? Who knew reviewing movies could be so dangerous? We need to save them.
@MetalTrenches3 жыл бұрын
“I want to see Happy Madison start to make horror movies.” Once again clairvoyant RLM predicts Hubie Halloween
@kingsleycy3450 Жыл бұрын
Is Mike implying that Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is cynically made and devoid of artistic value???
@MMLS13115 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, Cyberbullying...you know...victims...whatever." I couldn't stop laughing.