Adam Sandler looks unhappy because the studio wouldn't set the movie somewhere tropical.

The older Adam Sandler gets, the funnier he used to be

I bet if Shatner watched this video, he'd think Mike was an actual thief.

14:30 This is a great distillation of their philosophies. Rich: Does it matter? Jack: Everything matters. Jay: SOMETHING has to matter. Mike: Nothing matters, as long as it's entertaining. (paraphrased from other episodes)

A norwegian newspaper used this as a headline when reviewing this: "The worst export from America since the Iraq war"

The Space Invaders episode of Futurama was better than Pixels.

the funniest part is the press junket clips where the actors pretend this was a real movie, "i think it's important for girls to see they can do anything that guys can do"....... yeah, I'm sure a lot of young girls will grow up to be world leaders and captains of industry because they watched pixels and were inspired by your character

I love how Mike mentions Star Trek and Jay starts looking around worried

Also, they're clearly 3 dimensional, so the movie should be called Voxels.

Poor Plinket, all he really wanted to do was to watch his Night Court tape.

"His only skill set is playing video games" Man, this shit is hitting close to home.

And yet, 6 years later, we're still in the middle of nostalgia bait in every film

'A Conversation with Adam Sandler' needs to happen... I can imagine it now. Adam, Jay and Mike sitting in a room together while Jay and Mike just stare at the camera for forty minutes not knowing where to begin...

i never thought i'd hear someone use orson welles and adam sandler in the same sentence.

"I have some issues." - Rich Evans

Little known fact - when WWII ended, as promised, Winston Churchill established a daily festival to be held at dusk along the River Thames. Now it's mostly a tourist attraction. But they still do it. Every day ends with a Thames Festival. (Face on Mike.)

"I didn't progress" is the only funny thing Adam Sandler has ever said.

I just adore how the intro briefly falls apart as they go half out of character to discuss what would be funny for the scene and trying to explain plot holes of their opening sketch.

It's such a shame that those effects were used in an Adam Sandler movie.

@3:49 "I am completely over this celebration of nostalgia," I hate to tell you but the next seven years ain't getting much better.

An Adam Sandler movie that sucks? How can this be?

Who had the idea of casting Paul Blart as the President?

I love how the actress talks about the video game girl character being some sort of strong independant female character that girls to look up to the SAME woman character that is won as a literal trophy. the fucking irony, i love it.

Going back to this review just to remind myself that there were warning signs for Ready Player One We should have listened.

In more recent years, Fred Savage has directed episodes for It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia... Which is pretty cool.

A movie that had potential, a good director, an interesting idea, Peter Dinklage, Michelle Monaghan... But it also had Adam Sandler and the Happy Madison production guys? Ooooooooooooooooooh boy!

This is far more entertaining than the actual movie

I can’t explain it... but Rich Evans is even more handsome than usual in this episode

I love you guys... Totally did not see that ending coming and I'm concerned with how much I enjoyed it. lol

why is the villain from ant-man in this video?

“I’m over the celebration of nostalgia” Me too jay... oh god, me too. Oh yeah and it’s 5 years later🤤

29:00 Unique occurance of Rich Evans laughing like a human being

Rich has lost a bit of weight. That with his beard he's looking good these days, especially good I mean.

IT TOOK TWELVE MONTHS TO MAKE!

Jay - "I'm so over the celebration of nostalgia. This is just the most soulless thing..." I'm sure Jay can't wait for Ready Player One

15:50 - Look at Jay's face when Mike brings up Star Trek. The self-awareness and look to camera is wonderful. He knows that everyone bashes Mike for bringing Star Trek up at least once in every video.

"I hope our time here doesn't end in horrific violence"

I love those old Welles wine commercial outtakes

"Eccentric" was basically a euphemism for gay back when movies weren't allowed to have explicit gay characters.

Wasn't the plot of Pixels an episode of Futurama?

"I didn't progress" - Adam Sandler ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hilarious

Just as I thought, Jack is full of blood and kielbasas.

Just a few seconds of Phillip J. Fry shooting pixelated aliens while listening to Rush is better than anything Adam Sandler did in Pixels (or at any other time since he was born for that matter).

Michael, Adam and Fred Savage are about as wildly different as you can get.

Adam Sandler looked strung out in those interviews.

Does anybody besides me appreciate how great the editing on their videos is? They shoot with 3 cameras, and the editing is awesome. Great job.

@18:11 The joke writes itself! A: "London Bridge is falling down!" B: "Falling down?!" A: "Falling down!"

15:46 Look at that "Oh god, Star Treck again" face that Jay makes. He even looks at the others, like asking if it's really happening.

This is the best episode because we see Jack get horribly mangled.

Adam Sandler for the live role of Krusty the clown!

Sandler is to comedy what jaws is to beach goers.

how the hell do you input a numeric cheatcode in an arcade game?

Adam Sandler is to movies what Fifty Shades of Grey is to books.

How does Adam Sandler keep coming back? His name alone made me go "nope" for this movie.

The funniest thing in this video is Jack immediately reaching for the alcohol when Jay introduces the fact that Kevin James is president

"Maybe Al Capone put his stuff in there" is such an old man reference to make, Mike

The ending is awesome hahaha

Mississippi Institute of Technology is a joke from Malcolm in the Middle.

member the 80s: the movie

I don’t like being stabs is my favorite line ever.

I would also like to add that the title is incorrect. Pixels are flat squares. These were 3D squares, or Voxels. So this fucking piece of shit film should be called "Voxels".

2 Half in the Bags in 2 days? These hack frauds should stop rushing their reviews and give what their fans want!

My favourite Futurama episode is when Fry asks the "What If Machine" what if life was more like a video game. The detail in that episode is so much fun, the space invaders are commanded by Luhr and his only directions are to drop down, reverse direction, increase speed!

Even though his cameo was brief, Disney handled Q-Bert in “Wreck-It Ralph” better than Pixels did.

"Describe QBERT felatio more" is a real sentence that exists thanks to Redlettermedia. Bravo gentlemen, your work here is done.

Jack, man, you gotta learn to chew your food. That was like 6 whole sausages.

The wild thing is that Dinklages character is based on Billy Mitchell, who actually cheated his records on old arcade games by altering the equipment. Someone cared enough to know about Mitchell before Twin Galaxies took his records down and Mitchell shot off a bunch of lawsuit. There was a minor amount of love given to this script.

They didnt give Jane Krakowski any lines because if she actually got to show her comedic talents they would have stolen the light away adam shmandler.. she really is god damn hilarious

Those special effects at the end of the review were great. Every scene was so dense. There was so much going on. I started to see things I recognized (like sausage). I bet it took 12 years to make. It better beat Titanic.

"London Bridge is falling down." "Uh, that's Tower Bridge." "Nobody cares!"

Why is Michel Foucault in this video

Guest starting James Carville

Makes you wonder if A.W.E.S.O.M - O came up with this film..

It's funny, when I was a teen I wanted adaptations of all my favourite '80s/'90s stuff. Now that we've had oodles of that, I have no more interest any more. Totally agree with Jay that I'm over the nostalgia thing.

Fred Savage is directing apparently every show on TV. Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, 2 Broke Girls, Mom. It's kinda surprising he has done all that and been relatively quiet.

I've made this comment about other washed-up entertainers before but Adam Sandler is literally Krusty the Clown. A "comedian" with no actual talent for comedy who became popular by appealing to the immature sensibilities of children and who long since stopped giving two-tenths of a shit about his craft if indeed he ever did, now purely in it for the money. Oh and there was something else that they had in common but for the life of me I can't remember what it was. Oy vey.

i heard that pixels is the prequel of ghosbuster 2016

TWO HALF IN THE BAGS IN ONE WEEK?!

I'm probably reading too much into this, but is it telling that the writers of Pixels have no clue or general passion about writing how video games work because they alien pixel things are never refereed to as "sprites"? Just "Video games are attacking us!".

I can’t believe Mike, Jay and Rich got Johnny Sins on the show

"I didn't progress."-Adam Sandler That's the story of his life now.

Rich is starting to look like Joel from The Last of Us

"I don't like being stabbed!" -Jack, 2015

The most frustrating thing about Adam Sandler is he _is_ a good actor when he tries, he can do work as great as Reign Over Me, Funny People, Punch Drunk Love, and the Wedding Singer yet also do such cinimatic abortions like Little Nicky, Jack and Jill, Pixels, and Grown Ups it's a shame...

Is no one going to talk the about the fact that mike kind of compared Sandler to Orson Welles?

Rich is losing weight.

The difference in colour grading between the angle shots and the front shots is killing me 😂

Rich Evans tried to warn us about Fred and no one listened.

Oh man, I've seen a lot of hateful reviews about movies before (MovieBob's review of the movie for example) and I'll usually check said movie out to see what all the hate is about. But not this one, I would not open my wallet to Sandler to see it. You hear that Adam? Get your fingers out of my ass wallet.

Ok...I'm starting to get worried... where is Jessi??? Is her face on the side of a milk carton??

The best joke adam sandler ever gave us was his career.

Adam Sandler looks like a man with the weight of having to keep food on the table of his less successful friends, when really he just wants to retire.

Mike should really teach script writing 101

Right after me and my dad watched this movie (at home) we said "well that was fucking awful!!!

I just found this channel last night. Really enjoying it lol. Me and a buddy always talked about doing something like this and honestly these guys nailed it.

I tend to think that the "improv" had to have been scripted, because it didn't feel like he was having fun. It was like going to Starbucks, and there's not enough staff. It's just paper cups, no foam art. Not only that, everyone is stressed, and you feel guilty mentioning that your order isn't up to par. The ingredients are just added to your cup, and it's reasonably warm. The movie is like that. It has the expected ingredients. The story is barely passable, but it's there. A love story is also added, as a token shot of whipped cream. It's a standard Sandler Sandwich, with the expected ingredients, but the bread is dry, as well as the cheese. AS doesn't even seem to feel like it's worth pretending that he's into the role.

"I DONT LIKE BEING STABBED!"

it's so dense every single image has so many things going on

rich put more effort into playing two characters than adam sandler did in jack and jill!

About the sword lady, she is probably photorealistic instead of pixeled, because her character is a digitized actress, like in Mortal Kombat. So if Josh Gad's character is obsessed with the sword lady, has he been stalking the actress?