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@KidKinobi 11 ай бұрын

Watching Ja Rule get tossed like a GTA online ragdoll over and over is the funniest shit 😂

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

Of course 😂

@nehemiahpouncey3607 11 ай бұрын

50 favorite part.😂

@TheKingWizard 11 ай бұрын

Yep... u got it fam 😂😂😂😂

@KBGJAY912 11 ай бұрын

@@nehemiahpouncey360750 was probably on the floor holding his side laughing 😂😂😂

@nehemiahpouncey3607 11 ай бұрын

@@KBGJAY912 he replayed that part Like 20 times.🤣

@johntheregular1582 11 ай бұрын

When he flew out the car all I could hear was Tyrese yelling “EJECTO SEATO CUZ” 😂😂😂😂😂

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Dan82677 11 ай бұрын

😂

@IanIsrael 7 ай бұрын

I 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@michaelstrong5383 11 ай бұрын

Ah yes, the iconic duo of Steven Seagal and Ja Rule.

@kaludgo5811 11 ай бұрын

The duo WE never thought WE needed and that WE never hoped we would get.

@maverickay5807 11 ай бұрын

More iconic then R2 and C3P0 😂

@bearerofbadnews1375 11 ай бұрын

Just saying Neil Breen is better.

@samuelstokes6624 11 ай бұрын

Don't forget about Seagal & Treach from Today you die lol

@cam62cam811 11 ай бұрын

Along with the sequel with the generational duo of Goldberg & Kurupt.

@paradisecity0406able 11 ай бұрын

Billy's laughter during the opening seconds of this video is just *chef's kiss*

@quintintarantino2485 7 ай бұрын

Annoying with headphones on

@MartialKaiju98 11 ай бұрын

Watching that scene with Ja Rule flying live on stream followed by Billy’s laugh killed me with how ridiculous it looked!

@JvoDre 11 ай бұрын

You guys need to do the entire series of Steven’s catalog as bad movie roast.

@danavixen6274 11 ай бұрын

Agreed! 💯 To me, Seagal's most likable movies are the Under Siege movies, Hard to Kill and Exit Wounds. This roast is going to make me laugh any harder when I see Will Sasso doing the MAD TV skits! 😂😂😂😂😂

@JvoDre 11 ай бұрын

@@danavixen6274 😂😂😂

@graboid78 11 ай бұрын

@@JvoDre On Deadly Ground might make them pass out from laughter

@JvoDre 11 ай бұрын

@@graboid78 oh gawd if Billy and Martin there?! It death by laughter 😂

@BabySpiegel 11 ай бұрын

The amount of laughing I was doing in this video whether it's because of Billy laughing, Ja Rule getting tossed around like a rag doll, the lame John Woo/Max Payne ripoffs, or me calling out something because I vaguely remember seeing this a few years ago was something else. I almost dropped my laptop numerous times because of how funny this was 😂😂😂😂

@nehemiahpouncey3607 11 ай бұрын

50 cent probably saw that part he Cried.

@nehemiahpouncey3607 11 ай бұрын

Two guns?duel weiding guy's. It's on every action movie.

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ 😂

@matthewprince9705 4 ай бұрын

When he got slammed into the locker! Ouch!

@kicknowledgesmith8608 11 ай бұрын

The only fighting Steven doing these days is with himself on choosing which type of donut he wants.

@TheJesselopez1981 11 ай бұрын

And he always wins.

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

Steven Seagull is Like The Downgrade Version Of Jean Claude Van Damme

@michaelstrong5383 11 ай бұрын

The Homer Simpson of action movie stars

@MR.Rexx101 11 ай бұрын

@@michaelstrong5383 Don't do Homer Simpson like that.💀

@MarcusMarsh21 11 ай бұрын

Billy’s gasp when Corey announced that reggae album 😂

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

Dun Dun Dun 😂

@Montesama314 11 ай бұрын

Ja Rule's stuntman deserved an Oscar and a raise for enduring this madness.

@lenindominguez1986 10 ай бұрын

Give Ja Rule's Stuntman an Oscar Since Ja Rule is Out For His Lunch Break

@You-sw7tm 11 ай бұрын

Ja Rule went out the car window quicker than the credibility of Fyre Festival.

@paychexx 11 ай бұрын

Man...JaRule went from Fast and Furious to working with the Russian training officer...😂

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

Don't Forget Because Ja Rule Was in This Terrible Asylum Movie Trolls 2

@F.Hakeem89 11 ай бұрын

This was part of that Urban Action Movie Craze in the early 2000's that try to Pair Martial Artists actors with Hip-hop & R&B artists stared with Romeo Must Die to Exit Wounds and Cradle 2 the Grave.

@comixproviderftw_02 11 ай бұрын

Ah Cradle 2 The Grave, with Jet Li and DMX

@blackmcbain3145 11 ай бұрын

@@comixproviderftw_02is that the one with Aaliyah?

@comixproviderftw_02 11 ай бұрын

@@blackmcbain3145 No, that was Romeo Must Die

@TheJesselopez1981 11 ай бұрын

Also, Seagal did Exit Wounds with DMX.

@delc4387 11 ай бұрын

All three of those share the same director and producer (Joel Silver of The Matrix and Lethal Weapon), meanwhile Half Past Dead was produced by the same dudes who made Battlefield Earth and Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever

@Glitch1568 11 ай бұрын

Why did they do ya boy Ja like that?! The scene where he’s thrown from the car is hilarious🤣

@cam62cam811 11 ай бұрын

& to think, he starred in this a year after being in The Fast & The Furious.

@TheJesselopez1981 11 ай бұрын

Then he thought he was too good to come back to Fast and the Furious.

@EverydayWithBobby 11 ай бұрын

@@cam62cam811starred?? Lmfao I think you mean a very small part in 😂 mf had one race, lost, and that was it haha

@JonJayAllDay 11 ай бұрын

Bruh he was getting thrown and tossed around like a wet rag the whole movie man lol. I do respect Ja because a lot of rappers probably wouldn’t want to embarrass themselves like that on screen but he did it and it was funny lol. Half Past Dead has always been a guilty pleasure of mine.

@nehemiahpouncey3607 11 ай бұрын

50 cent favorite scene😂

@josephwilliams9209 11 ай бұрын

Billy’a laugh during Ja Rule’s toss out of the car…..perfect. 🤣🤣🤣

@Ironheart73 11 ай бұрын

All I can say is, Steven Seagal has an awesome Biography 1. He is a master of Aikido trained by the founder himself 2. He is the first white man to open a chain of Dojos in Japan 3. He fought the Yakuza in Samurai style sword duels 4. He sparred with Bruce Lee, who later idolized him 5. He even solved the mystery behind Brandon Lee's Death 6. He is a CIA consultant/Occassional Operatives 7. He is an Elite Navy SEAL 8. He extracted the shah of Iran and his family and escorted them to safety in London 9. He is a SWAT police officer 10. He is a former Italian Mafia Boss 11. He is to this day the only legitimate tough guy action star in Hollywood. All the rest are bitches 12. He is the best screenwritter and an expert in Siatsu 13. He is a Blues Guitar Legend 14. He is an international Sex Symbol 15. He is a sought after trainer of UFC Champions 16. He provided the martial arts training for the entire RUssian Army 17. He is the National Hero of Russia, Serbia, and Belarus 18. He is of German, Irish, Japanese, Russian, and Mongol decent 19. He is a Deity declared by the Dahlai Lama 20. He is an ultimate master of the buffet.

@TheDarksideRaider78 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@TheBoomBoxGuru 10 ай бұрын

Nia Peeples drop kicking Ja Rule was in the damn trailer 😂😂

@tylerhackner9731 11 ай бұрын

Lol 😆 Billy’s laugh never fails

@damianstarks3338 11 ай бұрын

Lol you read my mind bro

@casonbrown6239 11 ай бұрын

Facts 😂

@whoisyouranime 11 ай бұрын

I knew the second Ja Rule went flying out the car, Billy will be laughing. 🤣

@s3.14dervision 11 ай бұрын

You know Seagal ordered Ja to be dressed like that on purpose so no one could tell he was way better built than Seagal. It was on purpose.

@EdgeO419 11 ай бұрын

Yup, Segals ego couldn't have anybody out staging him in his own movie.

@Bigedub101 7 ай бұрын

@EdgeO419 Exactly... Cause he'd have real fighters or dudes that we know good actors and gotta be background.. Ja Rule at this time was when every woman liked him.

@Ecw_Kevin_Torres Ай бұрын

9:01 that part of the video is where I lost it

@badman3000 11 ай бұрын

In fairness to ja rule suit. That was the style of suit at the time. All you need to do is check the early 2000 draft classes in the NBA to see.

@Thisisjustname 11 ай бұрын

I blame Steve Harvey. But Steve's suits were all custom made.

@EdgeO419 11 ай бұрын

maybe for 6-7 feet tall basketball players where long flowing suits would work, not for ja rule. They clearly dressed him up in ill fitting clothes so an in shape Ja Rule wouldn't make it as obviously to out of shape Segal was.

@badman3000 11 ай бұрын

@@EdgeO419 clearly you have not seen the pictures they look just as bad. They all look like they stole their dad suit.

@TheEnigmaticBM39 Ай бұрын

The chopper city suit 😂😂

@Crunch_Buttsteak 11 ай бұрын

I could've gone my whole life without hearing that Steven Seagal reggae...now I gotta call Better Help smh...

@lenindominguez1986 10 ай бұрын

Pls Listen Steven Seagal's Music & You Will Get a Kick Outta This

@pieterbezemer766 11 ай бұрын

Now you've got Seagal in a bad movie roast, please consider doing a roast for 'On Deadly Ground ' - Seagal directs himself as an ex CIA firefighter who punches the racism out of an oil rig worker with a hand slap game, goes on a vision quest where he wrestles a bear, then saves the environment by blowing up oil refineries and killing lots of people. It would a perfect roast!!!

@TheSpawnfan 11 ай бұрын

Oh, so there IS a movie like that, I thought it was just a dream after a night of insomnia for me.

@bensneb360 11 ай бұрын

Ja Rule spent more time in the air than Superman lol

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

Up, Up & Away ✈️

@wyldchyld4438 11 ай бұрын

50 cent has this movie just to watch Ja get tossed out of Seagal's car 😂

@UrbanSamurai1975 11 ай бұрын

When Korey, Martin, and Billy are dying of laughter, you know that the review is going to be good. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

These Guys Always Bring The Laughter Of Bad Movies Together

@JeonardShadby505 11 ай бұрын

LOL, did you photoshop Ja Rule's head onto David Byrne's big suit for the thumbnail picture? I love it, it's so accurate to how he looks in this movie! 😂😂😂

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

It Reminds Me When Ja Rule is One Of Those Huge Bobbleheads

@jerramaurice7836 11 ай бұрын

Him wearing that over size suit reminds off the end of Big when Tom Hanks went back to his child form and his in that big ass suit and shoes he can barely run in to get to his front door

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

@@jerramaurice7836 absolutely

@5th1 11 ай бұрын

You guys always seem upload when I'm feeling low and just want you know how much I appreciate what you do. Thank you guys

@krw_iii 11 ай бұрын

Dude talk about perfect timing!

@joshjones9749 11 ай бұрын

These videos go into a rare category on KZfaq I call PERFECT pick me ups lol

@danavixen6274 11 ай бұрын

🗣️ TRUTH!

@GAMER3Productions 11 ай бұрын

The film that Ja Rule decided to do instead of coming back to do 2 Fast 2 Furious which would’ve undoubtedly changed his life forever…..but he still got Fyre Festival!!!🤷‍♂️

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

Ja Rule's Career Just Ran Down The Toilet When He Was in Trolls 2

@GAMER3Productions 11 ай бұрын

@@lenindominguez1986 They’re Eating Her….And Then They’re Going To Eat Me………ITS MURDAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

@Dan82677 11 ай бұрын

It's crazy to think how different Ja Rule's life would be had he came back to do 2F2F.

@GAMER3Productions 11 ай бұрын

@@Dan82677 yeah

@lenindominguez1986 10 ай бұрын

@@GAMER3ProductionsPls Watch Trolland & Asylum Did a Good Job On Ripping Ja Rule's Career Straight To MURDAAAAA

@KPWSinister1 11 ай бұрын

I remember liking the movie back in the day, but I remember the side characters and villains more than Seagal. It really was perfect roast material.

@targetegrat 11 ай бұрын

Kurupt was so annoying in this movie.

@armandoestrada5224 11 ай бұрын

Coleman: "Bottom of them feet..." Billy: (DIES) 🤣🤣🤣

@wiplocjr 11 ай бұрын

The only thing I remember of this movie is Ja Rule flying out of the car.

@MrMegaManFan 11 ай бұрын

This movie reminds me of when 50 Cent was asked to say something nice about Ja Rule and his response was "Well... he's not dead!"

@FaceFamous 11 ай бұрын

🤣 damn that's cold

@lenindominguez1986 10 ай бұрын

Well, At Least 50 Cent & Ja Rule Resolved Their Differences

@brandynrivas591 11 ай бұрын

Now they must do On Deadly Ground. Steven Seagal as an eco warrior and the cast is insane. And he directed it himself.

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

Oh really? How interesting for Steven Seagull to Direct This Action Film

@TheJesselopez1981 11 ай бұрын

Eco warrior/indigenous person protecting his native land. It inspired a MadTV skit where he plays one of the first integrated black students in the University of Alabama. It ends with a karate fight with George Wallace.

@michaelstrong5383 11 ай бұрын

So, it's basically a movie version of his own SNL "sketch" where he beats up a board of directors over environmental stuff.

@stevekasan3105 11 ай бұрын

That's one of my fav Seagal films from his main début run alongside Marked for Death and Out for Justice

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

@@stevekasan3105 awesome

@Pancake_ice_420 11 ай бұрын

Billy’s laugh can cure depression

@ericng7015 11 ай бұрын

In order to be called a jiu jitsu master, Seagal must able to toss not just his opponent, but also himself 😂

@bryanmartinez9334 11 ай бұрын

Yo DT never fails to bring me joy with these Roast and Toast! May DT continue on for many many more years.

@danavixen6274 11 ай бұрын

Amen to that! 🙏🏾 Korey, Martin and Billy make up a HILARIOUS trifecta! When Billy said, "Fake 🍑 Colin Farrell!" and the Ja Rule toss ups, I was LMFAO!😂

@michaelmyers3709 9 ай бұрын

The helicopter explosion is from Charlie’s Angels, the skydivers coming out of the plane is from Navy Seals and there’s unused outtakes from The Rock.

@MikeM-np4od 11 ай бұрын

Kurupt and Ja Rule got over their rap beef to get tossed around in a Steven Seagal movie.

@Dactaraad 11 ай бұрын

I wonder if Ja was given baggy clothes because he was in better shape than Seagal?

@TheSpawnfan 11 ай бұрын

That is very likely. Just like Henry Cavill needing to grow a moustache for Mission Impossible so he wouldn't be considered as good looking as Tom Cruise.

@lenindominguez1986 10 ай бұрын

I wanna Believe if Ja Rule Was Given Baggy Clothes From Good Will Because Those Costume Designers Thought It Will Be a Better Way To Buy Cheap Baggy Clothes & Give Them To Ja Rule.

@Bigedub101 7 ай бұрын

@lenindominguez1986 Or it was a tall rapper like Method Man cast then he had something comes up and Already had clothes picked out

@Profess84 11 ай бұрын

I remember when I was a teen going with my older cousin and friends to the theatres, we refused to see this film theatres because when knew the acting was going to be terrible, Morris Chestnut deserved better.

@Bigedub101 11 ай бұрын

Man I forgot Morris Chestnut was in this. Man some good actors had to do some horrible movies to get paid 😊

@jp3813 11 ай бұрын

During the heyday of martial arts superstars Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Donnie Yen, Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao, etc..., American action fans in general chose to watch Steven Seagal in the late 80s to mid-90s instead. I would've rather seen Michelle Yeoh as the star of Under Siege.

@stevenwoods5787 11 ай бұрын

dude, every generation has that one guy or gal that became a star that had no business doing so. and under siege was still bad ass. yes it had more to do with everyone else, but still lol

@jp3813 11 ай бұрын

@@stevenwoods5787 Imagine choosing Shaquille O'Neal to play Charles Xavier instead of Patrick Stewart.

@stevenwoods5787 11 ай бұрын

theres a problem with the names you mentioned too: only the most hardcore of movie fans would know who sammo hung, yuen biao, or donnie yen are. im not sure if jet li and jackie chan were in america by the 90s

@jp3813 11 ай бұрын

@@stevenwoods5787 I referred to them as martial arts superstars b/c they were internationally popular... except in the west. It wasn't until the late 90s that Hollywood actually attempted to introduce them to American audiences w/o changing what made them successful (ex: The Protector tried to turn Jackie into Charles Bronson). My point is that if you're a movie producer looking to establish a new action star in the US, there were many far better choices than Seagal. Some might say that the language barrier would've been an issue, but plenty of action roles are of the mostly silent type: Conan, Rambo, Mad Max, etc...

@stevenwoods5787 11 ай бұрын

@@jp3813 i dont think many of those guys were in a hurry to come over here. they make pretty good money in china and japan, so they didnt have much reason to come over here. hollywood is a weird, and lets be honest, cruel and even evil monster. theres been alotta people that shouldve been stars (michael jai white comes to mind) that didnt really get much of a shot

@jaypriest8845 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 Billy laugh at the beginning. Instant classic.

@London.Bridgez 11 ай бұрын

First comment 🏆

@user-gt8me2jv5q 9 ай бұрын

I sincerely believe that I've gotten more laughter out of Steven Seagal than any other human being on the planet.

@beastmodeforever8674 11 ай бұрын

Finally you guys do a Steven Segal movie i didnt think it would be this one lol

@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg 11 ай бұрын

I hope they do more, so many bad movie roasts to be had

@bearerofbadnews1375 11 ай бұрын

They need to roast Steven Segals “the patriot” the movie where tea is an antidote to a poison and he injects it into peoples veins, which btw that’s not how that works.

@brandynrivas591 11 ай бұрын

On Deadly Ground, Out for Justice, Hard to Kill, the possibilities are endless.

@Paranormal718 11 ай бұрын

"If you really want the 4 star treatment...go to Death Row." 😆 🤣

@michaelj68ou1 11 ай бұрын

How did they not notice Ja Rule's stunt double during the Nia People's fight scene is not only taller than him but he's white

@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg 11 ай бұрын

Half Past Dead describes Seagal's career and health

@JeonardShadby505 11 ай бұрын

Half Past Dead, Fully Past Obesity

@gamestation2690 11 ай бұрын

This was Steven Seagal's last theatrically-released movie for several years, before being relegated to doing direct-to-video movies.

@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg 11 ай бұрын

@@gamestation2690 lol true, he has so many direct to video

@TheJesselopez1981 11 ай бұрын

Did he have any after this?

@gamestation2690 11 ай бұрын

@@TheJesselopez1981 There was Machete.

@patrickcharles6983 11 ай бұрын

My favorite Steven Seagal story was when an actor on "Marked for Death" had Seagal believe that he was actually Jamaican through the whole production & didn't reveal he was from New Jersey till after they finished 😂.

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

Actually Steven Seagal is From Lansing, Michigan

@patrickcharles6983 11 ай бұрын

@@lenindominguez1986 I'm talking about the time(during "Marked for Death" production) when Tom Wright trolled Steven Seagal into believing he(Tom Wright)was legit from Jamaica & that he didn't reveal that he was actually from New Jersey till they finally wrapped up production. Moral of the story is that Tom made Seagal look like an idiot in a hilarious way 😆

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

@@patrickcharles6983 Wow. You should listen to His Reggae Album & it's Sounds So Bad But Entertaining

@blackmcbain3145 11 ай бұрын

Steven segal trying to run like the flash 😂

@adriangilmore8645 11 ай бұрын

Ja rule was saying his lines like he was still in the audition room

@TheHammerThatShapesTheHand 11 ай бұрын

I don't know about real life, but the way Segal fights in this movie is just sad. Are they slap boxing? I think half the DT viewers could whoop his ass.

@EdgeO419 11 ай бұрын

Segal stopped trying with his fight scenes back in the early 90's

@grindin63081 11 ай бұрын

Somebody add “Monica No” to the clip of Ja flying out the car🤣

@DHerveyinfinity3 11 ай бұрын

This movie came out before Cradle To The Grave (2003) . The creators of CTTG, Learned from this movie and did it better bringing together a Rapper and Action movie star/Martial Artist. Let that be known. RIP, Rest in Power 🪽 DMX. #CradletotheGravediditbetter 💯

@thechefsteffon9173 11 ай бұрын

He was a notorious host 2:04 Ears are in pain 😭 3:57 Poor ja rule 😭 12:12 Clearly a stuntman 🤦😂 18:07 Not a bad fall lol 32:00 Facial hair looks terrible 🤦 34:16 Evil Donnie 👀👿 39:19 He's just too fine!! 🤣 40:42 What fighting style is that!? 🤦 44:25 😱😲 FBI 47:40 That expression 👀😭 54:10 Every character and plot is exactly the same while trying to use a three syllable title.. Eliminate bad guys one by one except for the last one until out of bullets, all fancy martial arts moves are used, and monologue is complete. End with hero shot lmao awful. 😭🤦

@Knight622ny 11 ай бұрын

When even the Expendables don't want to work with this guy, you know that's bad.

@screwballprotagonist4381 11 ай бұрын

Ja Rule in the thumbnail dressed like David Byrne in Stop Making Sense with the big ass suit on

@ClandestineSnowman 11 ай бұрын

Can we get a supercut of Billy absolutely losing his shit?

@erikbyrge2024 11 ай бұрын

2:04 Steven Seagal Worst SNL host 3:57 Bad very Bad singing 7:16 It's Dead it's dead! Frankenstein type of movie 8:32 Eye care! 11:29 Billy Brooks master of the Laughs! 12:12 Get out of my ride! Men! 13:50 what a rush! 16:35 Dumb move Jackwagon 18:07 ain't him doing that! 20:45 I smell BullCrap 22:20 No help from a a$$ beating 25:11 Video game in prison what! 27:18 Death Row!😅 32:00 making fall Look good! 33:12 Underworld Rain! 39:19 Bad men Donnie! 41:24 I've had it with the Slow-motion shots! 42:26 miss the double tap Chumps 43:30 tossed away! 44:25 Silly slap fight! 45:19 Shut up all of you! 46:19 See ya Ja Rule! 47:40 Undercover FBI Agent😮 50:40 I am good men! 51:32 he's trashed 53:00 Best tossed away in the Movie! 54:10 Oh S**t I dead! 57:00 ain't funny Jackwagons

@adammartin5809 11 ай бұрын

Thank you for the timestamps.

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

Thank you for your timeline

@SSGKoop 11 ай бұрын

The only thing i remember from this movie, outside of Ja Rule getting launched out that car ( as well as him also getting thrown into an entire shelf by one of the prison guards) my favorite part of this film was when the chick head butted the holy hell out of the warden because he said something in spanish 😅😅

@nostalgicwiz3977 11 ай бұрын

I just found out about the Steven Segall reggae song Strut. Steven Segall saying "punany" is one of the most funniest things I heard in my life 😅😅😅

@marcushamner5994 11 ай бұрын

Billy’s laugh in the beginning takes me out everytime🤣🤣 #Classic

@shadowX370 11 ай бұрын

Remember back in the day when Steven Sigal could kick 😂

@kaludgo5811 11 ай бұрын

I was still a toddler the last Time Steven Seagal could move

@RaDicAL808 4 ай бұрын

On Seagal’s cop show that he was on, he would code switch depending on the race of the person he was talking to. lol

@EdwardSanchezProductions 11 ай бұрын

I can’t believe that at this point billy don’t pass out from laughing so much in these bad movie reviews

@Ecw_Kevin_Torres 9 ай бұрын

53:15 😂😂😂😂 I’m dying here

@godsleep6129 11 ай бұрын

Can't lie I loved this movie when I was a kid 😂😂😂😂

@rmeddy 11 ай бұрын

They tried to jump on the trend of rapper co starring with Martial art action star that Jet Li and DMX did with their films. Steven Seagal really asked WHERE IS JA?! Another thing iirc there was a trinidadian in this movie and he was one of the prisoners but was portrayed as a explicitly gay and I remember a bunch of my friends having a meltdown over that Also I didn't know Ivanova from Babylon 5 was in this and Kurupt

@elreyyakko 11 ай бұрын

Lol, "F OUT MY PLANE!" 😂

@krw_iii 11 ай бұрын

“HE HIT THE WINDSHIELD!” Damn Billy smfh! 😂

@MrN0tim3 11 ай бұрын

After watching this roast, this movie just became one of my favorite movies ever 🤣🤣🤣

@williejones6446 11 ай бұрын

Of course I havent finished the video but I wanna make sure Billy's point is made. When you make a crazy character you dont tell the audience "Ohh look how crazy they are". Its like that far cry bit when Vaas tells you how crazy YOU ARE for playing the game and it sort of funny. A person telling you "Do you know what crazy is cause im crazy" just feels like theyre not that crazy.

@Dan82677 11 ай бұрын

Like Korey quickly said after Billy stumbled to make a point...this movie is awful, ain't shit anyone could do to fix it 😂

@F.Hakeem89 11 ай бұрын

This was when Ja Rule Peaked 50 was Blackballed at the time and he had multiple #1 hits but man did he Fumbled by not returning 2Fast 2Furious.

@rommix0 11 ай бұрын

And also the Fyre Festival killed off his reputation for good (or whatever was left of it).

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

@@rommix0don't forget Trolls 2 and Trolls 2 Killed His Reputation

@rommix0 11 ай бұрын

@@lenindominguez1986 Which Trolls 2? The 1990 one sure didn't.

@lenindominguez1986 11 ай бұрын

@@rommix0 sorry, it's Trolland and it is so Horrible As Those Asylum Films

@rommix0 11 ай бұрын

@@lenindominguez1986 Oh definitely, and that bad movie roast DT did for Trolland was fun.

@superstarthomas 11 ай бұрын

Surprised it took them this long to do a Seagal movie.

@MuaBlacswan 11 ай бұрын

in an interview Steven Segal said he did all his own stunts then they cut to his stunt double 😅

@jnky3x711 11 ай бұрын

Everytime Korey says “right there, over there right here” I’m 💀💀💀

@kmc1994 11 ай бұрын

They tried to redo the scene from a Rush Hour in the beginning when Chris Tucker is blown onto the window-shield… lmfao they copied everybody!! Smh

@tinotica 11 ай бұрын

Can you please eventually roast the show “Small Wonder”? That was one of the worst shows from the 80s to actually get multiple seasons

@jacksonboy92.34 11 ай бұрын

25:36 I think that's kurupt dangling from the sealing which to me is a little weird seeing him here, including the fact that he's in half past dead 2 with Goldberg.

@The_Cold_Slither 11 ай бұрын

I had to laugh because they not only played camera tricks with Morris Chestnut, they used Calling All Freaks for the music 😂! Quintessential 2000’s I’m a bad ass music lol

@Botsy-Collins 11 ай бұрын

@ 18:24 the heat got so intense for Steven Seagal that he lost some fat

@dukestandard4743 11 ай бұрын

4:40....😂😂😂😂😂 don't let the "tootles" go unnoticed!

@blackmagician7645 11 ай бұрын

Of course the prison warden is nice. He's ugly Betty's dad.😂

@SSGKoop 11 ай бұрын

Omg that is him 😅

@tshegofatsoletlape8721 11 ай бұрын

Security guard beats the hell out of Ja Rule and tosses him around. Ja rule: "I know kids who beat harder than that." Me: "You mean you always get beat up by kids and they toss around harder than that?. Who are they and why?." 😂😂😂😂

@Paranormal718 11 ай бұрын

"Its so unlike my boss to have people killed." 😆 🤣 😂

@flysus4011 11 ай бұрын

The weekly roast and toast intro anination is so relaxing brings me back watching tv in 2000

@VampiricBard 10 ай бұрын

Korey I don't know if you'll see this comment, but I'm glad that you have a different attitude towards body shaming now. I stopped watching Double Toasted in part because of the height shaming.

@daevonsibert3735 11 ай бұрын

The Reggae album should've said "Steven Se-gayl".

@mladenkulic446 11 ай бұрын

For second i thought i was hallucinating, but no, double toasted is roasting Steven Seagal. His acting had only gotten worse after Half Past Dead and it was his last theatrical released movie.

@KBGJAY912 11 ай бұрын

0:07 😂😂😂😂😂 that dummy was just Flapping in the air like raised flag 😂😂😂😂

@EazyDee-ps8xi 11 ай бұрын

Lmao that shot of him beating up the stunt men at the news station reminds me of the Will Sasso skits on MadTv when he played Steven Segal. 😅

@jefferygracia7510 11 ай бұрын

Half past dead is terrible movie, but its so F#$% funny 😂

@rodbarnes9624 10 ай бұрын

Lol! The thumbnail got me with JaRule in that oversized suit

@xkingiii6573 Ай бұрын

Whoever is behind the copyrights need to kindly piss off for getting these videos taken down

@comixproviderftw_02 Ай бұрын

Seriously

@keanunelson27-5 11 ай бұрын

Next they should review Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever a movie that came out the same year as Half Past Dead and two months prior also made by Franchise Pictures. It’s a really bad movie and the worst rotten film sitting at 0% on Rotten Tomatoes

@cameronjohnson7382 11 ай бұрын

Definitely a guilty pleasure movie . I remember this use to come on that StarzBlack or EncoreBlack channel on cable all the time

@gamestation2690 11 ай бұрын

I'd love to see you look at "Marci X" and "An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn."

@blackmagician7645 11 ай бұрын

21:47 Alcatraz was a fishing transport for the Ohlone native tribes before European occupation. Native tribe descendents protested around the rock's shores. Eventually I think they won the protest claim and that's why the prison was shutdown. There might be more to the story. But I don't feel like pausing the video longer to look for it.😅

@TheSpawnfan 11 ай бұрын

There were also those three guys who managed to escape the prison, that was a blow to their reputation.