How to completely miss the point of a movie by Rob Zombie. phelous.com / phelous Originally Released: October 24, 2012
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@eyeballady5 жыл бұрын
After all this time, I have still not recovered from the I'M NOT LISTENING!! AAAAHHHHH!! montage.
@WillDaBeard5 жыл бұрын
That really does perfectly show in a nutshell why the concept doesn't work, they basically pulled a Darth Vader with Michael's character
@scitechian5 жыл бұрын
It's always more horrifying when atrocities are committed by an apparently-sane person with a nice upbringing and a healthy social life (e.g. "The Good Son"). Why? Because it breaks all of society's "rules" about what makes a bad person do bad things. You can't anticipate what that kind of evil is capable of.
@kylecampbell5654 жыл бұрын
WillDaBeard I’d say that’s being harsh on Anakin. We NEEDED the prequels to help explain and justify why Vader would sacrifice himself for his son (somebody he’s only met twice)
@Spike-Prime Жыл бұрын
@Kyle Campbell OK but they completely failed at that so it still sucked.
@user-dr2yz8um3d Жыл бұрын
When someone asks if they liked the Halloween remake “IM NOT LISTENING AAAAHHHH!!!”
@SamsarasArt4 жыл бұрын
The original Dr Loomis was brilliant. His acting shows how damaged his character is and how desperate he is to stop Myers. You learn how awful he is just by the effects he left on Loomis.
@Alucard-A-La-Carte5 жыл бұрын
The original Halloween was based on John Carpenter's experience growing up in the American south and witnessing horrific violence being done without any real motive other than hate. He wanted to channel that and create a killer that was simply fueled by blind hate, not for any one or any thing, just a pathological need to kill and he put the mask on him to, as Phelous points out, ensure that no one can relate to him on any level, a completely motionless, dead face... So yeah: poor kid who grew up in an abusive house!! Even though in the original, it's pretty clear the Meyers family are well-to-do and wouldn't that actually be a MORE interesting examination? This rich kid who has everything handed to him and no reason to lash out STILL has the darkness behind his eyes and the need to kill?
@welme235 жыл бұрын
I got the ad for the 2018 movie, nice. Too bad I wasn't listening! AAAAH!
@dragonempress83672 жыл бұрын
Who knew a comment could be timeless
@Sophie-nz9fz5 жыл бұрын
years later and I still piss myself laughing at “I’m not listening!!! AAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
@dubuyajay99645 жыл бұрын
"Trick or Treat, muthafuckah!" "I'm not listening! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
@heynae20165 жыл бұрын
Every time this movie tries making me "relate" to Micheal I'll just do a montage of I'M NOT LISTENING *AAAAA*
@MrBlueSkyof16072 жыл бұрын
And maybe play The Gonk by Herbert Chappell over all of it for extra funsies.
@cbrtMetallicA4205 жыл бұрын
Looks like Michael Myers shrunk in the washing machine 😂😂
@Magmaster135 жыл бұрын
The Mike Meyers Charlie Brown music joke gets me every time XD
@brendanforester46015 жыл бұрын
Magmaster13 "We did that before, Michael."
@GlitchMasterFaZe5 жыл бұрын
@@brendanforester4601 NO!
@brendanforester46015 жыл бұрын
@@GlitchMasterFaZe 🎶Dead I am the one, exterminating son, slipping through the trees...🎶
@kaprelesartware5 жыл бұрын
If Rob Zombie did a Hellraiser remake Pinhead would have a beard too.
@andrewgwilliam48314 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! And he'd have long, lank hair as well.
@cathieupchurch41666 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or didn't it seem that Laurie was safe from Michael? It seemed he just wanted to be family again, especially when he put his knife down and got on his knees. He only tried to kill her when she stabbed him.
@LucyLioness1004 жыл бұрын
And then he was out to kill her again in the sequel when ghost mommy says “it’s time to come home”
@Invalidaustralian2 жыл бұрын
18:59 Weirdly Halloween Kills does try to apply Freddy Krueger's "It's our fear that gives him power" approach to Michael.
@s.nifrum45802 жыл бұрын
I think that was more metaphorical than anything else
@comicbookreviewer4856 Жыл бұрын
At least Halloween ends left a message and a Moral how Trying to stop one evil something else might end up making a new one due to there actions and how they treat others showing the void will always need a heir
@Kartsa-Perkele5 жыл бұрын
12:22 this pretty much sums up why I have grown to dislike the KZfaq copyright algorithm bullshite whatever. The use of original Halloween soundtrack just fit so perfectly for this "betrayal of Loomis' character" joke, and also this ending scene that's being referenced is my favorite part of the 4th movie. Now that the song has been replaced (for good reasons I know, your hands are tied...) not only has the joke lost its original dramatic flair, but the Donald Pleasence's scene becomes ridiculous (in the most negative way of speaking). Again, can't fault you, I blame the system... In other news, I just saw the new Halloween (which I thought was great) and what a perfect way to finish my day by watching Phelous tackle the ultimately very meh Rob Zombie re-imagining or whatnot. Seen this review (and its sequel) at least ten times and it's still gold, great job!
@SammEater Жыл бұрын
Funny that there is a video of Phelous with a russian voice over posted by a fan channel that still has that track playing in that scene. KZfaq Copyright bot is beyond broken.
@renamon56583 жыл бұрын
I always wondered what ever happened to Michael's parents in the original
@didgereemedia1944 жыл бұрын
Hell even the short scene of Freddy as a kid wasn't poorly done, it was used to establish he was evil and cruel from the start (even if it's a little bit silly) but here we have to try to relate to Michael. Why I didn't mind the child Freddy scenes in Freddy's Dead is the idea was that Freddy was supposed to be the villain, we were not supposed to like him (as a good guy), he wasn't innocent. Michael in this was the victim
@Speems2 жыл бұрын
I swear the “I’M NOT LISTENING AAAAAAA” montage always breaks me, I NEED to see that gag resurrected for 2018/Kills/Ends if you review em
@melissalayson72752 жыл бұрын
Lol I think of this gag everytime I watch Halloween movies with Michael Myers in them.
@georgehutter3395 жыл бұрын
Well, now all i can think of is Michael Meyers dancing to dragula
@brendanforester46014 жыл бұрын
The Halloween remakes/sequels reviews are Phelous' best work in my opinion. 5:40 - 6:10 is hysterical! 😂😂😂
@piranhacupcake51545 жыл бұрын
It almost feels like the director took what could be a cautionary tale about the fact psychopaths are born, not made, and tried to turn it into a circumstantial sociopath's revenge story... are we even supposed to want any of them to survive at this point?
@SwiftNimblefoot2 жыл бұрын
I love seeing Phelous nonchalantly bully Michael Myers like he was a little brat. :P
@UnCreativeDeconstructionism5 жыл бұрын
*IM NOT LISTENING! AAAAAHHHH!!*
@richardgadberry83983 жыл бұрын
SILENT HILL!!!! SILENT HILL!!!!
@feralchangeling975 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd love long enough for someone to make a movie where a teenage girl sexualizes a bagel.
@abneroz64175 жыл бұрын
It's terrible but whenever I hear the Micheal Myers stinger I think of your dorky incarnation of the character lol
@brendanforester46015 жыл бұрын
Abi Ozma "Oh, everyone already knows that Michael. Or should I say William, or Captain Kirk?"
@21melpomene5 жыл бұрын
That is terrible! ...And also hilarious. XD
@DrRockso19875 жыл бұрын
Phelous, I love all of your work but from 3:10 - 4:05 is probably the hardest your videos have made me laugh. No matter how many time I watch it, I can’t stop laughing! Too funny.
@TemmiePlays5 жыл бұрын
I'm not listening! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRR
@juliacortez55165 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😅
@Bluetopazbeast5 жыл бұрын
It's too funny!!
@ToonCatTV5 жыл бұрын
Wasnt prepared for the Not listening montage lmao
@zahnskye5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry though, guys, Rob Zombie thinks his movies were nothing short of amazing. He ain't listening to all the haters! ... jesus. I like some of the guy's music but talk about sniff your own farts to get high.
@vectorequinox62025 жыл бұрын
I really don't think that he cares what people think of his work which leads to an amazing combination of confidence and stupidity.
@zahnskye5 жыл бұрын
@@vectorequinox6202 Indeed. Sometimes it does play to listen to the critics. Sometimes.
@ben29535 жыл бұрын
You can't get high by body gas
@zahnskye5 жыл бұрын
@@ben2953 WHAT?! My whole day is ruined now! How dare you inform me of the truth!?
@SwiftNimblefoot2 жыл бұрын
Maybe, just maybe giving this franchise to the guy who wrote and directed the Amazing World of El Superbeasto was a bad idea?
@1Adam203 жыл бұрын
I just assumed that everyone in the town was assholes. I got used to Michael as the good guy. In fact, I just assumed that the nurses cheated on their taxes or had over-due library books.
@MrBlueSkyof16073 жыл бұрын
OMG UNDERRATED COMMENT!
@mcmistle98925 жыл бұрын
Thanks Phelan, now I’m even more hyped for Halloween 2018 tomorrow thanks to this vid.
@LouiesVarietyHour5 жыл бұрын
A reupload? Of one of his best videos?....Ok I'm fine
@ripleyjlawman.31625 жыл бұрын
Kylo Bren 1 God damn it, the copyright trolls got to him again.
@LouiesVarietyHour5 жыл бұрын
@@ripleyjlawman.3162 that indeed is the scariest part of the Halloween season
@bigfatwarlord18464 жыл бұрын
“What you doing dad” “I have a date with a six year old boy”
@thisinhumanplace20375 жыл бұрын
Such an amazing review man people sleeping on phelous
@disturbedmindproductions3 жыл бұрын
He's not even reviewing the movie, Rob Zombie's Halloween movies aren't the best by any means but still. He's not explaining any faults. Just joking the whole time. But whatever
@gracekim252 жыл бұрын
@@disturbedmindproductions huh?
@uryuu3005 жыл бұрын
The part at 3:32 made me seriously ROFL xD the timing in the scene is P E R F E C T with the stupid scream!
@akiraslayer79345 жыл бұрын
I've watched this a few times and I love that it was reuploaded again. One of the best love it!
@mechapuppet25955 жыл бұрын
Still one of my favorite videos you've done
@dgarcia1735 жыл бұрын
I saw this in the theatre with my mom at 12 so awkward. Phelous of all the Halloween 07 reviews on KZfaq yours is the most funny
@Godzilla-tu2cd5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Jason would look like rob zombie if he direct Friday the 13th
@MarquisLeary345 жыл бұрын
Hard to say. We do know that all the counselors would turn into unlikeable troglodites who talk about anal sex and necrophilia for 80% of the script.
@commonwriternext5 жыл бұрын
So a Friday the 13th movie
@feralchangeling975 жыл бұрын
They'd probably get Eli Roth.
@gatchywatchyentertainmentb20904 жыл бұрын
Oh Lord it would be worse then the 2009 film!
@comicbookreviewer48563 жыл бұрын
@@MarquisLeary34 when watching Bay friday the 13th from 2009 i felt they should of focus on a team of college students planing to film the Murders of crystal lake for their project well staying at the camp also have one guy who could be the grandson of Alice Hardy telling the story of Jason mother to his friends who think he crazy thinking Jason would come back on the day he died as it would have been better than the 2009 trash we got
@Ratciclefan5 жыл бұрын
I'm not listening! Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Why the reupload, though? Also, I hate how people assume bad childhood = relatable villain. That's just awful writing.
@Ratciclefan5 жыл бұрын
12:15 - that face is beautiful.
@mastermarkus53075 жыл бұрын
Yeah, a bad childhood is best used to _explain_ why someone might be a murderer, not to try to make them more relatable or redeemable.
@Ratciclefan5 жыл бұрын
@@mastermarkus5307 agreed. In some cases, however, their childhood has nothing to do with it and they're just prone to being violent.
@WolfEntertainment5 жыл бұрын
@Juan D'Marco This was re-uploaded because the copyright bots blocked it worldwide, since they didn't like Phelan using any clips from the movie, but really it's usually because they don't like internet critics calling a crappy movie a crappy movie.
@carboardpickaxe66156 жыл бұрын
Rob stick to music ok
@LucyLioness1004 жыл бұрын
TheArchive we should make a petition
@heynae20166 жыл бұрын
I'm not listening! *AAAAAAAAA*
@brendanforester46015 жыл бұрын
Cupcake Fish "Ah, just let that wonderful introduction to Michael Myers' voice just fill your head every time you watch a Michael Myers scene." XD
@LucyLioness1004 жыл бұрын
I give Malcolm McDowell credit for at least trying to do a good job, but certainly not Donald Pleasance who was perfectly cast by John Carpenter in 1978. While its sad that Deborah kills herself and leaves little Angel/Laurie an orphan, but casting your spouse as a sexualized & clueless object defeats most of the sympathy. While Tyler Mane looks imposing and is savage in the role, Nick Castle’s eerie stalking Shape was more terrifying and the fact he subtly killed his victims until the sequels made it blander
@RaphBlade7 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love the gag of Michael Myres rocking out to ROB ZOMBIE's Dragula, as I can totally see Phelous' version of Michael being a fan of Rob Zombie's music!
@wstine795 жыл бұрын
Will we have a return of the Phelous Micheal Myers in any upcoming reviews? Especially for the 2018 movie?
@MediumRareOpinions5 жыл бұрын
@A Scam Involving Corndogs Is the new one a direct sequel to the first one?
@randalgraves69795 жыл бұрын
I hope so, 😀🤷🏻♂️
@knightofetro135 жыл бұрын
This is the first Phelous review I ever watched :’)
@Matt4219755 жыл бұрын
Several years ago, a buddy of mine owned a bookstore in Georgia. Rob Zombie filmed a few scenes of Halloween II (I think it was the sequel) was filmed at my friend's store over a weekend. My friend charged Zombie 10 grand, which was apparently the going rate for such to-dos. For whatever reason, they didn't get all the shots they needed, so Zombie asked my friend if he could take one more day out of his business. "Sure," my friend said. "That'll be another 10 grand." My friend some Zombie was kind of a dick & the first Halloween remake sucked anyway.
@StarshineGoomba5 жыл бұрын
"And Michael was Freddy Krueger all along..." You know, that would be better than the Zombie H2.
@jacobp83065 жыл бұрын
I was looking through the youtube channel not that long ago thinking "Wait, Phelan did a lot more then 3 Halloween movies... Damn it..." so nice to see these back.
@kylecampbell5654 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they cast Mike Meyers to play Micheal
@dereknight8612 жыл бұрын
Give Rob zombie credit, he had to take a bullet for the team and get his hands dirty to make a Halloween remake. Why? Well if he didn’t do it, SOMEONE else would’ve done it and believe it good, it might’ve gone EASILY worse. So it was essentially “Damned if you do, Damned if you don’t”
@Theladywiththeblackdress5 жыл бұрын
When you're not listening
@brendanforester46015 жыл бұрын
Alcendence AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
@rickykeim20055 жыл бұрын
this was a really good review Phelous didn't mind seeing it again. classic. did you know Micheal's coveralls were actually Spruce Green color? they used so much blue lighting in the movie that it made them look blue. Happy Halloween everybody.
@rickykeim20055 жыл бұрын
like the one shown in the thumbnail. this is the kind of thing I love about this channel.
@louielars50155 жыл бұрын
Preparation for the 2018 halloween review huh?
@s.nifrum45802 жыл бұрын
Rob Zombie one said that people are too comfortable with Michael Myers, they’re too used to him, he wanted to redefine the character So he decided to try and give him a sympathetic backstory- wait a minute
@Faction.Paradox2 жыл бұрын
Both Rob Zombie and Zack Synder need to go on an extensive multi week course to learn what subtlety and restraint are.
@The_Platinum_Realist Жыл бұрын
Yeah I tried to watch Rob Zombie’s Halloween this Month due to Halloween Ends coming out. But I just couldn’t sit through it again. Now I can deal with Curse and Resurrection, but Halloween 2007 just doesn’t feel like a Halloween movie. Everyone is just noisy with yelling and screaming with swearing. They give Michael Myers this tragic backstory he comes from a bad household. It’s just not necessary.
@SmrtPhonRtistCF5 жыл бұрын
Phelan reminds me of legendary writer Alan Moore in the beginning.
@nexusgiga5 жыл бұрын
SmrtPhonRtistCF but what if it was bro
@singulartrout5 жыл бұрын
Phelous I love you
@hangmanshorror92626 жыл бұрын
I like the Michaels costume in this one the longer hair and messed up jump suit make him look more deranged
@disturbedmindproductions3 жыл бұрын
Definitely. A pretty bad ass design. Doesn't get much credit for it's creativity, am I right?
@BullworthGraduate5 жыл бұрын
Phelous, please make a separate "I'm not listening! AAAAAHHHHH!!" montage. : D
@urdaughtersbf5 жыл бұрын
Phelous you’re so funny!
@jessaminehaak82534 жыл бұрын
I unironically miss Selouph sometimes XD
@MichaelCarter19673470535 жыл бұрын
The reason he re-uploaded it is because of copyright. Either it's the music or the movie.
@MichaelCarter19673470535 жыл бұрын
@Wrath's Heinous Anus Was Devoured by Happy Scrappy Myer's house theme in the beginning of the video and the shape stalks theme when Michael kills long bearded phelous and the music at the end when phelous said "no!" Like loomis in the end of Halloween 4
@alienonlsd32095 жыл бұрын
Phelous I think I remember this upload being re Uploaded so many times that I think this may officially be the Michael Myers of Internet videos IT.WONT.DIE
@misterbubbles63895 жыл бұрын
It's time, Michael. I'm not listening! *Explodes* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
@TPG251535 жыл бұрын
Phelous I love ur work Classic review from a classic reviewer
@heynae20164 жыл бұрын
6:07 Oh I love this song
@Nestalgba920236 жыл бұрын
Danny Trejo's character is(was) Not an a-hole though…
@sumspring41125 жыл бұрын
'Cept he molested Michael as a kid, so...
@DerangedAvenger5 жыл бұрын
Wait... What?!
@brendanforester46015 жыл бұрын
Scott Something Rob Zombie said in the movie commentary. Apparently to make Michael look more like the good guy than he already did.
@KillerCaitie5 жыл бұрын
Well, Rob saying it in the commentary means nothing if it isn't at all even hinted at in the film. I remember just being annoyed that the one good character was killed. I wouldn't be surprised if Zombie added in "by the way, he was bad too!" as a way to get people from picking on his film.
@pronounsinmybio5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was the part of the movie where I clapped out. 1. It totally breaks the whole "motivation" thing went out the window, making the first hour of the fucking movie fucking moot. 2. When Danny plays a good guy, he best live or I'm out.
@majorbensonwinifredpayne21586 жыл бұрын
So Rob Zombie made these movies to promote his wife - just like Paul W.S. Anderson did with his Resident Evil films. At least Milla Iovovich isn't that bad of an actress. Unlike Rob Zombie's wife.
@nexusgiga5 жыл бұрын
Major Benson Winifred Payne chose your fighter. Paul ws Anderson Tim burton Or Robert zombert
@Little_Eris5 жыл бұрын
@@nexusgiga I choose Tim Burto n.
@LucyLioness1004 жыл бұрын
Paul Hensley Burton and Helena Bingham Carter were a common law marriage; not officially married. However still counts as he at least gave Helena some decent roles in his movies
@luismarioguerrerosanchez47474 жыл бұрын
@Alyssa Black TO BE FAAAAAIIIIIRRRR, I think Tim Burton casts Johnmie Depp more often than he does his wife.
@LucyLioness1004 жыл бұрын
Luis Mario Guerrero Sánchez no disagreement there
@reaperproductions70585 жыл бұрын
Old Man voice in a Halloween Remake Review... AWESOME
@MrBlueSkyof16073 жыл бұрын
I heard the reason he gone bad was because he was possessed by dreams of the story of Samhain. But unfortunately I’m not listening! AAAAAHHHHH!
@AncapOtaku4 жыл бұрын
Your review of this movie is way better than NC's Review
@gracekim252 жыл бұрын
I mean that’s obvious 🤷♀️
@Venator2015 Жыл бұрын
You misread the intent of the hospital sequences. That child Michael is anything but “normal” He’s dead behind the eyes, the emotions are feigned. As soon as he realizes lying about killing and pretending to want to go home won’t get him anywhere he shifts his focus internally. No reason to interact with the meat sacks that are locking you up. Better to bide your time until opportunity strikes and you are capable enough to enact a plan.
@samuelbarber41545 жыл бұрын
Danielle Harris was also Jamie in Halloweens 4 & 5.
@berpipo5 жыл бұрын
8:02 So... haven't watched the movie so maybe this scene works bette in context but... She telling her mom that her teacher is a perv who's touching her, and her mom is like "Okay, I don't wanna know." I mean, unless this movie was written by Daryll from charmes, the response doesn't seem appropriate.
@skibot99742 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s a weird way to introduce your leading lady
@Crystal_Dylan5 жыл бұрын
noticed you've taken out the original Halloween theme from the original version? Copyright claims am I right? oh well least the majority of the review is intact.
@loganjorgensen5 жыл бұрын
Mostly Rob went nowhere with this new direction he took, he had the chance to actually build some kind of lore or crazy reasoning but that doesn't happen, more show than tell how Loomis "failed" him and how Myers thinks even if that would likely be surreal could have been better. They had that mask thing going on but it didn't go anywhere either, sounds like a theme Wes Craven could have written better. Oh well this gave me an excuse to revisit.
@Bluetopazbeast5 жыл бұрын
I'm not listening Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Omg it's too funny!!
@BullworthGraduate5 жыл бұрын
*I'm not listening. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.* How is this not a meme?
@gracekim252 жыл бұрын
I know right?🤣
@p.a.w74075 жыл бұрын
Thank god a horror review 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
@AlexTheLate5 жыл бұрын
Ayyy a horror review. Good shit Phelous
@MrBlueSkyof16072 жыл бұрын
Positive Points: •While it isn't the cast's fault that they do bad, they were casted well. Tyler Mane is by far one of the most intimidating versions of Michael Myers, Malcolm McDowell would make a great Dr. Loomis IF DONE WELL, Brad Dourif is admittedly perfect as the Sheriff, Scout Taylor-Compton could've been a great Laurie Strode, plus Udo Kier, Richard Lynch, Sybil Danning, Danny Trejo, Clint Howard, Bill Moseley, Leslie Easterbrook, Dee Wallace and Ken Forre are in it. Half of them may or may not be d-bags in the movie, but having any of those stars in a movie is ALWAYS fun. •Again, Tyler Mane does an EXCELLENT Michael Myers. The Michael Myers-es before him are scary, but having Michael being built like a bulldozer makes his presence even MORE intimidating. Though then again, how DID his hair fit in there? •Michael's costume. Being very dirty and weathered just somehow belongs in a Halloween movie. Heck, the new Halloween reboot trilogy sure has that. •Like you said, Phelous, Laurie AT TIMES has a funny quirky side to her, andif they had built upon that, maybe we actually COULD care about her. Then there's everything else. VERY NEGATIVE!
@comicbookreviewer4856 Жыл бұрын
To me the way i do see the Loomis and Michael in this take is like looking at Bruce wayne with Jason todd as much like in under the red hood and the comics Bruce thought Jason could be helped and even try to talk him into seeing reason almost like Loomis did with Michael and much like loomis we did see how Batman view Jason as his greatest failure and even admitting turning him into something far worse
@TheCrippledEgg5 жыл бұрын
A want to see this film remade with Phelous in the title role - a Phe-make.
@sdm473 жыл бұрын
I mean not everything in this movie was a fucked idea I mean The black mesh behind the eyeholes kinda enhanced the “blackest eyes” thing they original was going for as his eyes could see us but we couldn’t see his eyes and due to the black mesh all we could see was black If only Rob Zombie’s movies weren’t the only thing to - no wait, Halloween 4 did that, and amateur costume makers have been doing it for years also
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid4 жыл бұрын
Admit it Phelous. You want a longer beard. We remember non-facial hair Phelous and....and it doesn't look right, mang. It doesn't look right.
@nateemond1975 жыл бұрын
Best review of this. I love this series and 5 sucks because of Tina but this ISN'T HALLOWEEN and Tina is more likeable than any of Rob Z's characters.
@renamon56583 жыл бұрын
Rob zombie movies are like if you make about a creepy music video
@SwiftNimblefoot5 жыл бұрын
I just watched the Cinema Snob review and thought to look up yours... quite the coincidence! What happened, youtube pulled it?
@VINCENTDARKLY5 жыл бұрын
Wait? Michael was really Venkman disguise as Phelan this whole time? I should have guessed.
@zak22wolftheultramanzenith355 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering if the scenes of Michael as a kid would work better if they just showed him as a normal kid. That way, when he snaps, it's much more impactful because we sympathize with him and then now we have to sympathize with a mass murderer who has no motivation other than enjoyment of the kill. Sort of like Norman Bates in Psycho.
@crippledbazooka5 жыл бұрын
Originally Released: October 24, 2012...but reupload it twice
@deterlanglytone5 жыл бұрын
That reveal sound effect from Halloween has been ruined by you. Not in a bad way, that had always been part of the scariest moments in the film. You use it to good comedic effect
@TemmiePlays5 жыл бұрын
Hey it's Phelaween
@the_flyattractor86565 жыл бұрын
I miss HallowWeenie.
@atlanime3 жыл бұрын
16:45 YOU MADE MICHAEL MYERS CRY, YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!!!
@Tareltonlives Жыл бұрын
It's insane they tried to make us feel bad for Michael Meyers. WHY?
@Tareltonlives Жыл бұрын
You know how they didn't play Darth Vader's theme until Yoda foreshadowed him, and then again when he committed murder for the first time? Yeah this is nothing like that.
@Shades143 жыл бұрын
I'd really love to see Rob Zombie's take on the Joker. /s
@Aiijuin5 жыл бұрын
So, Michael “Kid Anakin Skywalker” Myers, then? Cue prequel Vader final transformation clip: *NOOOOoooooooo!*
@PhantomShadow2245 жыл бұрын
Even though it’s a reupload, hooray!!! Any hope for the re-re-make?
@Sean_Bird5 жыл бұрын
There's piano in the opening, it's kinda creepy...
@coffinfeeder77326 жыл бұрын
Godamn it, now I have to re-subtitle the video again.
@graemesmith67213 жыл бұрын
Why do modern horror movies persist in making the characters we're supposed to care about into assholes? Do they not understand that the audience can't relate to assholes? Or do they think their audience is made up of assholes and therefore can only relate to assholes? Rob Zombie seems to want us to care more about Michael than Laurie. Why? Is it because Michael is male and Laurie is female, and he thinks his audience is going to be mostly teenage boys who won't be able to care about a girl because they only see girls as bitches and sluts, like all the female characters in this movie? Laurie acts like a slut, and even Michael's mother--the only sympathetic female character--is a stripper, and therefore looks like a slut. This movie's attitude toward women is worthy of Michael Bay.