"Why doesn't he have any eyes?!" Somehow I feel like those were the last words of a lot of people.

When I was a kid I remember getting some cheapo army toys, and that gun at 19:13 came with many of them. So, that means that mold has existed for at least 15 years.

Maybe they're called the everyday bargain force, they fight for reasonable prices.

I just noticed: the rocket launcher soldier at 9:15 is holding the weapon backwards, basically pointing it at his own head. He's trying to commit suicide with a rocket launcher, and still he wonders why no one wants to hang out with him.

“HERE COMES THE TROOP TUBE!” It’s what Guile says to Cammy before their “special training sessions.”

when i was younger, my granpa and me would play with little coins and paper money. coins were soldiers and money were boats. Most of the times we would play together late at nights while drinking soda...

Suggestion: The giant is an obstacle for the two armies to over come.

07:03 "He's not very well camouflaged, is he? He's camouflaged for the desert and forest, simultaneously. He's not effectively camouflaged for either." Sounds like the new British MTP camo then...

"When something bad happens and bad guys comes he melts and dies in horrific agony" You're killing me xD

Laughed so _damn hard_ at that poor crushed-face soldier.

The best Squad in the army! the scout cant see, the leader can use a radio, the random soldiers hands are melting and the Last guy is Trying to be cyclops but us failing at it.

2:42 So you're saying that he's... MELTMAN! With the power to... MELT!

Something about ashens reviewing this cheap crap is genuinely one of my favourite forms of comedy!

it would be scary if a soldier with no eyes would be shooting a bit gun around, but it's comforting to know that at least their fingers would snap off before they could

Everyday Bargain Force would make an epic cartoon.

regular price $3.99 sale price $2.99 current price $1.99............ think about that for a minute...

7:40 It's the Pyro from Team Fortress 2!

I was feeling a bit downtrodden, but this video made me happy. ALL HAIL THE GIANT ZOMBIE SOLDIER!

2:44 MELTMAN, with the power to.....MELT

Did anyone notice that force in elite force is directly taken from the force unleashed box art

Jesus, the 4:53 guy literally has his eyes and left eyebrow touched up with a god damn ballpoint pen.

11 seconds ashens?... um... don't go using any grenades because you'll lose your arm in 6 seconds... that's a hint.

These are great, cheap sources of lead poisoning.

I feel bad I used to nag my parents for this crap as a kid

A lot of these shitty figures are actually molded pretty well. I'd like to see someone take all the badly painted figures, and repaint them. They'd probably be decent toys then.

"And MeltMan, with the power too......Melt!" Free bleach for the first person who gets that reference.

Looks like Charlie Sheen? Are you positive? 'CAUSE HE IS!

12:21 the artwork is stolen from a game called Operation desert storm

Crawling Soldier is basically a newbie playing Red Orchestra 2

Finally a childhood toy of my own, made me actually cry

I used to have that crawling toy, it was fully mechanical and the clothes has some kind of cloth on it, there was leds and a speaker that make sound effects. It was bad ass

I lost it at the "giant zombie purple skinned soldier" scene.

Action League now, Staring The Flesh he's super strong and super naked, Thunder Girl she fly's like thunder, Stinky Diver a former Nave Commando with an attitude as bad as his odder, And Melt man with the power too Melt.

The parachute one is stacked!

When he showed off that one figure I thought " that looks like Ashens!". Then he exclaimed "Oh my God its me!" And I lost it.

Probably way back in tge comments, but there was a stop motion television show using action figures called Action League Now. And, not kidding, one of the heros was called Meltman...with the power to melt! Or something.

i had that crawling force thing !

Imagination was the best toy we had as kids. I remember having so much fun with these bags of soldiers. I actually made little tabletop games with them with terrain and shit. Also, pretending to be one of the various Final Fantasy characters and playing with sticks in the woods.

I love how the Warrior: Zero Hour box has characters from Conflict: Desert Storm on the back of it. I recognize Sgt. Bradley and the sniper Foley.

I'm pretty sure that giant soldier from the army play set is supposed to be a Russian paratrooper(But secretly he's actually the Hulk).Because making squares on squares was too much,they decided to throw snowballs at him until he had some semblance of camouflage and then proceeded to slam his face into a puddle to add more gray into his green face paint so he could blend better into the desert(assuming we are using the logic for ACU here).They also gave him an M-16 for deep cover missions against the Al-illuminate operating out of a mini-mart somewhere in downtown Detroit selling discount Oreo's with secret masonic symbols on them.Still a better plot than the Expendables :P

I thought that it said "Troop Lube"

6:11 Oh my Lord it's DarkSydePhil!

I want to see an animated series based on the adventures of Lookie-Charlie, Choking Hazard, Leakface the Mighty, and Cyclops from the Horrifying, Nightmare-Inducing X-Men.

Attack on Titian play set?

someone told the army guy that you hold a grenade for 11 seconds. it only took 3 secondsnfor him to realize his mistake

Was "force" from elite force stolen from Star Wars force unleashed?

9:56 is actually how I discovered Junji Ito back in the day lol

this "FORCE" on the box in 4:09 is from the star wars the force unleashed but skewed and with added bullet holes. Splendid!

half of what you reviewed are found in dollar tree

I love your Sloth impression

8:07 "What sort of army situation is this in, Funtastic?" They're fighting a giant Zentradi warrior!

When he was doing the voice for "mumbles" he sounded like the pyro from Team Fortress 2.

CONTROLS THE WORLD DESTINY

0:30 first soldier is masterchief

The giant zombie is dressed in green like one of the factions of armymen. Therefore, we can assume that the green guys have the giant zombie and the grey guys are the plucky underdog protagonists!

Weird to think my favourite Ashens video is nearly 10 years old.

You made me think of Meltman from Action League NOW!!

i got one of those army play sets once similar quality except this one cost like 32 dollars

The green, one-armed grenade thrower man also had a hole in his head. Obviously he's a demonstration tool for grenade safety. If you hold onto one for too long, you too can get limbs blown off and a perforated skull!

he killed me when he said "i was carring a FU***** wall made out of chocolate bars" 😂😂😂

OH GOD! I CAN'T...BREATHE! XD

So pewdiepie has 36 mil + subs but ashens doesn't have 1 million? I hate people

6:12 Who in the world would have facial hair as ridiculous- OH MY GOD IT'S ME This just made my day

2:20 It's Meltman with the power to melt =D

7:39 😂

Does the elite force thing look like the logo from Star wars the force unleached? no?

A lookout without any eyes! LOL

' "Is that a gas mask?" My first thought... "Are you my mummy?"

Omg the I cried laughing so hard at the crawling soldier 😂😂😂😂

Am I the only one who wants one of those crawling soldiers?

0:55 funniest part of the video

Maybe the Giant soldier, vs the plastic soldiers is a playset from a future Michael Bay's adaptation of "Gulliver's Travels"

I think the design of the word "force" of that "elite force" toy was ripped off from the logo of the video game "star wars, the force unleashed" and just made it italic and had some generic bullet holes put onto it. wonderful. nice way to stick it up to Lucas Arts or whoever made that game (because I lost my copy and I'm too lazy to research it lol). Ahh, just one more company to sue the people who made that piece of crap.

The Ashens soldier bag has the logo of The Force Unleashed,

The army play set is obviously made for a modern Attack on Titan diorama.

When Ashens brought up the aztec carvings around 9:20, it made me think of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. The deformed grey face helped too.

When you impersonated the firefighter, you sounded like Kenny from south park.

MADE IN CHINA *English we no speak*

Watching these videos makes me wish I was a child again. I used to collect these soldier things, but much higher quality ones obviously.

That last one, I have a firefighter with the same model. How about that. Neat.

the elite force figurenes used the force unleased's font

KaBlam.... Meltman

Combat soldier just sobbing because he’s cheap, ashens just walks by and is like cool helmet and his partner is just there moaning

2012: "WHY HASN'T HE GOT ANY EYES?!?!?!?!?!?!?" 2017: "Why haven't you got any eyes? 'So the enemy can't shoot 'em.'"

cue all the five year olds saying something about tf2

HE REFERENCED EMINEM IN THE BEGINNING!!!!!

The dog that comes with the soldier is his portable, fresh food ration for those missions where he can't carry lots of stuff. XD

I choked when he said "Let's have a look here at Choking Hazard"

They used the force in the force unleashed game letter design.

The font of the "elite force" toys is literally the Star Wars The Force Unleashed font. Minus the elite part, obviously.

this was the first episode of ashens i ever watched and i almost burst my lungs laughing!

"Mumbles" sounds jut like a TF2 Pyro

The dog looks like one of the ones they send under tanks to blow them up with explosive collars.

14:06 when your intestines are hanging out and you lost your platoon

I feel bad for the kids that had to play with theses

has anyone noticed 6:09 the word "FORCE" is ripper off from "star wars force unleashed" wii game

9:54 Cant breathe, laughing hysterically.

The bazooka guy face looks like a us paratrooper from ww2 because some paratroopers but on war paint and used Mohawks to scare the germans

I had a few cheapo ones like this when I was little. They were always positioned as corpses on the ground while the good ones with 20 bajillion points of articulation and kick-ass jeeps and tanks did the fighting.

I thought the first one was Master Chief when I saw it in the package.