Rumour has it that the chief took the hoglet with him on his escape

*Cortana* : "get in the Warthog" *Hoglet* : "Judge me by my size, do you"?

I said it back then and I still say it today. Whoever designed this part off the ship had only one thing in mind and it was the Warthog :D Absolute Madlad of ship designer there :D

"This should be a walk in a park compared to the other ones" Famous last words

I love sgt saying “This is it baby. Hold me.”

Roll D20 frags until you get the ghost then run it

I dont even have notifications on and yet i still get to see these videos merely minutes after theyre uploaded

"You know what? Let's try Legendary" Said no wise man ever.

Warthog run, with no warthog only using the blunderbuss to try make the distance.. can it be done?🤔

This dude is actually gaining subscribers and I'm proud

It's okay, the Chief's leathery neck broke his fall after flipping the Hoglette. Ouch.

an adult spartan, driving a powerwheels what a time to be alive.

2:16 "Get outta my way son! door stuck! DOOR STUCK!!"

dude i love how your channel has grown in the thousands from simply cursed halo you've got good editing and i hope you grow past 100k

Legendary cursed halo challenge

Just use plasma pistol charge shot and everything is done

Now I want Master Chief in Mario Kart

Watching these videos Id love to see a Halo Cursed edition speedrun. With Blunder Jumping and the Hoglet it would be crazy.

I've always loved that ending with Johnson and the Elite spending their last moments in a warm embrace

I love the explosion your channel got with this mod. You seem really personable. Hope to see more from you.

Alert: We need to keep moving. Get back in the warthog!

Boi, you are going to hit 100k from cursed halo alone That's amazing for you, I'm legit happy for your channel and the exposure you've gotten because of this mod.

It’s crazy how quick this channel is growing. Good for you, dude!

This is the vid I was waiting for. Ye olde top heavy one seater hoglet. Great vid.

Perfect execution, I'm stoked for the next one!

Master chief is late for an important meeting, but he left his credit card at home and his car is low on gas, so he takes his son's modified children's car

Behold my beautiful idea: the abomahoglet Its a normal warthog, but each wheel is a smaller, but more adorable hoglet

The little Warthog is just like the Micro Mini, with the Guardian just awkwardly sitting on top of the tiny, tiny Sparrow.

Dude your channel blew up so fast 😀 congratulations 🎉 keep up with the awesome vids 🎉

on a flat road that hoglet handles like a dream

Imagine an mongooselet or a monglet

I like how he communicates only in grunts for the first part. I am sick as a dog in a third world tropical country and this helps.

Hey man love your content keep up the great work you are definitely going places

“I'm wasted on cross-country! We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!” ~ The Hoglet

How cool would it be if you could actually save the thirsty grunt found as an easter egg and you get an alternative cutscene with him aboard the longsword with you. Or even better, you get the option to save a marine that cortana would identify as "Dustin Echoes" too XD

Thank you for not being obnoxious and saying obscenities every 5 seconds. Subscribing :)

yesssss more cursed warthogs

And now the next run, the Hoglorean..a combination of Halo's Warthog and the Dolorean from Back to the Future.

Do a blunderbuss run, might be quicker then the tricycle still lol

cursed halo is the best thing to ever happened to close the decade, change my mind.

You drive across the top of the ship, from the reactor (in the back) to the fighter bay (not necessarily the front). And starting distance marker is 2.1 km then adds 1.2km after foehammer crashes. The pillar of autum is huge. A borg cube is only 1km(cubed).

The Smash Bros Ultimate version of the Banjo Kazooie theme fits so well with this run.

You know how the pyro sees the world? This is how Master chief sees it.

You actually listened to me i appreciate it thank you

Your channel is getting bigger and bigger

It's like Chief is driving a Halo version of the Barbie jeeps and I love it.

Yesss finally other video!!

Hey, thanks for doing these videos, and especially without a lot of foul language. It's been fun to watch with my kids. 👍

this was amazingggg!

That ending was gold.

The tiny warthog had me in stitches

i wanna see him finish the warthog run using blunderjumps

Damn man, channels growing fast. I hope mine catcher son sometime

This videos are so good bro

So you did the warthog run, With a mongoose..

Very underrated channel

So this is the halo 1 mongoose design. Noice!

Let's keep recommending joe here his videos are great i wanna get him to 20k subscribers by 2020!

Hoglet is love. Hoglet is life.

Kylo meets Palpatine in the first scene on the Sith planet and becomes Palpatiens student. Secretly tho Kylo wants to team up with Rae and kill him. Anyways, Rae and the gang go to this desert planet to find some sith dude and some artifact thing to beat the sith. The first order knows they are there cause Kylo does some weird force thing with Rae and where they can talk to each other like VR FaceTime. Idk. Lando Calrissian helps them evade the first order for a bit. Big speeder bike chase through the desert ensues. The teams kills all the storm troopers and ends up in a cave. They find the sith ship they were looking for and dagger that has directions to the sith planet etched into it. C3PO can decipher it though but won’t cause it’s against his programming. They get out of the cave after Rae uses the force to heal this big snake worm. Once they leave the cave the first order is hot on their trail. Chewy gets captured. Rae fights Kylo and it’s pretty cool. Then Rae accidentally kills Chewy by blowing up the ship that Chewy is on. Lol Then the movie is like “SIKE!” Chewy is actually alive and captured on Kylos star destroyer. Rae and the gang sneak onto the capital ship to save chewy but they all get captured except Rae. Rae talks to Kylo with force FaceTime again and then Kylo comes to the ship to talk to Rae and make her come to the dark side. He tells her that she is actually Palpatines granddaughter. Then the team escapes. They go to Yavin-4 to get another sith artifact from the second deathstar. Rae goes into the death star alone and finds the artifact that would lead her to the Sith planet. Kylo is there to though and he destroys is. Then him and Rae fight. Flin tries to save her but idk what he thought he was gonna do. Rae kills Kylo when Kylo feels that his mom died via the force. Then Rae uses that new found force healing power to save his life. She leaves. He sees a vision of his dad Han. Then Kylo joins the light side of the force and throws his lightsaber into the ocean. BIG WOW Rae goes Luke and he gives her Red 5. She takes that to the Sith planet to find and kill Palpatine. While she meets him the good guys have this huge air to air battle with the new empire fleet. They are all the old school style star destroyers but each one has a cannon that can blow up a planet. Pretty cool. The good guys are WAY out numbered. Poe is leading them and right before they lose the battle Lando shows up with a metric ASS ton of space ships. Meanwhile back with Rae and Palpatine, they fight and Kylo shows up. The Emperor wins and uses that force healing power to steal the life from Rae and Kylo and he is back to full power like in the old movies. Then he throws Kylo off a cliff. The Emperor shots lighting into the sky and zaps all the good guys that are fighting the empire ships. They start to fall from the sky and almost crash. Almost. All the jedi ever then talk to Rae via the force and she gets back up and kills the emperor. She dies again. Kylo climbs back up and force heals Rae. She lives. They kiss. Kylo dies for real this time. Good guys win. Rae goes to Lukes house on Tatooine. Someone asks who she is. “Rae Skywaker” Then she stands looking at the sunset. Roll Cradits. Yes this is what happens. I seent the movie.

It reminds me of those small rc cars you can get in and drive

The little hoglet that could.

"takes for flipping ever" youtube must love you

The little Warthog that could

Commander Keys had a son and the mini hog was his Christmas present.

If the Chief had actually had the Hoglet the entire Halo franchise would've only lasted 2 episodes before the Covenant, the Flood, and the Forerunners were all defeated.

Halo kart looks awesome

Your subs jumped massively in just 3 days

Why would I skip any of the video when it's all comedy gold?

beauty in truth

SMOL WARTHOG

Joe, try blunder shotgunning the whole warthog run!!!

After watching this series, I actually want to play Halo 1. Not just the multiplayer, this time. o.o

well done

Dude 2 days ago you were 8k subs now youre 12k omg 🥴

this is it baby, *ʰᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉ*

Joeman: Sacarab Gun Me: Hehe Boy.

Always thought chief was a badass now he's super cute

I think Cortana wants you in a Warthog for this part...

Jump onto the pelican when it flies past

I actually want a Hoglet irl. A guy built his own Warthog, I'd imagine a Hoglet would be a lot easier.

Does anyone remember those toy cars? The ones that were battery powered and could seat two kids? The Mini-Warthog is that. And a grown-ass super soldier is driving one.

The hoglet is the only thing I've been able to finish this in

I gotta try this game

Now can you do it by running to the objective using the shotgun blunderbuss as a boost

you know what I really want in this mod is a thicc warthog. 4 seats wide with 2 guns on the back

Alert! We need to keep moving. Get back in the Warthog.

If you beat all the prior missions on legendairy you get keys

What if you tried to jump on the Pelican in the middle of the warthog run what it's that is that secret level that I remember a few years ago that somebody made a mod where you went and saved Echo 419 or something similar to that

This guy don't use memes *He makes them*

Now do legendary with the warthog reliant. This means one minute faster

You telling me all those funny audio bits was you!?

You should do a shotgun only run! 😁

Thank you. I know you read my comment

*Yes*

Scooty puff Jr Hog

I’m kinda disappointed I didn’t get to see the first trihog run get completed.

Cortana *is* right! That's a toy-boar...

Size doesn't matter kids, it's all about how you use it :P

6 seater hog time