LOL

Sharon is Debby downer no fun anyway plus she probably can't fit into his girlfriend's jeans. tis the season to trade up boys

Yep, that'll put her on her best behavior because she knows she's replaceable. Much like women see men today as options. And if you God forbid marry her, she gets lots of cash prizes.

😂

It’s fine, they’re splitting the KZfaq/Merch check 👍🏾

It is like using a lit stick of dynamite to tease a rattle snake. You won't win, and neither will the rattlesnake, but curious onlookers will have a tale to tell.

Perfect analogy! 😆😆

well shit cause out here in Texas me and my boys go out and catch rattlesnakes put them in the back of our truck and drive them around town for fun cause why not so I guess it can't be that hard with a girlfriend

20 years in boys it still happens ... sorry

Uummm I have been bitten

Smart but what if she says “I don’t know”?

This is awesome.

Genius! Filing this one away. 👍

Doesn’t work, they say i don’t know

Clever

After all that I'd need her to pass me the whiskey

Everytime! Woman are so picky but u give them options and they still say no 😂😂😂we waste hours just trying to find something to eat

Lol Yall too huh?

And then to be judged/criticized because you chose wrongly. There is no right answer in that situation. Ever.

When you have low blood sugar you are literally not getting enough glucose for proper brain function. We’re not just being difficult for kicks or because “women are irrational” or whatever, our brains are literally not working properly because they don’t have the necessary fuel, which makes decision making or any kind of rational thought extremely difficult. And fyi, men can have hypoglycemia too. I inherited mine from my dad and he gets just as irrational and grumpy as I do when he’s really hungry. Best option is to plan ahead, come up with a list of things you both like, or a list of her favorites, and if she really cannot decide at the time, even after looking at the list, order/made one you know she loves. The primary objective is getting the person’s blood sugar up asap. Expecting them to be able to think rationally until you do that is a lost cause, it’s only going to get worse the longer they go without eating.

Everytime, I just skip to what do you want, then I get to pick my favorite foods

Yessir

Accurate lol

😂

dude that’s to true 😂

Yes, this is true. This is very true. The way I have learned to combat this is just to make something good that I know I will like, and she will ultimately have some. Air Fryer Chicken Parm is my latest secret weapon.

I have literally uttered those exact words. 😂 I don’t know why! Literally never makes sense, when I try to figure out the logic of my brain while hangry, because there is no logic.

Just gonna scooch on by here

ope

Quietly walks to garage and gets fishing pole.

Lol

😂🤣

The special should be called, " It doesn't matter."

@@williamjohnson4311 2 burgers, a salad and extra extra fries.

I don’t know would be the name and a number one with large fries is a I’m not hungry

Thats a death sentence when u say that to your girl 😂😂😂

again don't see problem here. Like hello ALL men are to mind read our taste buds, hello??

@@attorneymom35 I tried to mind read my wife's taste buds, but she spit out that she doesn't like surprises.

My inner pedant had to fact check, there is 34944 hours in 4 years so I think you are fibbing.

@@dcos5 Thank you, now I can sleep peacefully at night

Whoa I used to be good at math. I wanted to multiply 24 by 365. 8760 then multiply that by 4. 35040. But then I wanted to add 24 for leap year. Where did i go wrong please?

Haha I am the wife and I sent this video to my husband lol.

Hey are you OK? Do you feel safe with her? Do you need a place to go?

HAHAHA

Comments like this make me sad.

Seems like your wife might be a little controlling. Don’t live trapped up like that 😐

Its completely the truth..A little hack that I've learned after being with my girlfriend for 5 years is to just start cooking..When she says no to everything I start making food for myself but in reality I'm cooking enough for 2 cause when I start eating in front of her she always wants some..Oh and lots of chocolate always helps

Bro I did that one time and it was one of the biggest arguments we've had lol. Not making that mistake again

👍👍

I've experienced this type of trouble as well.

That's EXACTLY where I thought this was going as well

The one place she won’t look. 😂

@@redhawkinwhitesky2458 yah I don't like the commentary its not his style

amen brother. I'm pullin for ya!🤣

No truer words have ever been spoken I’ve done it twice...I wish this upon no man

Also better than a pregnant and hungry one

Been there done that 4 times 1 of them times it was twin girls. Really sat by the river contemplating my life A few times after work debating should I just drive down the boat ramp into the water. Ik sad but I drive along the river for an hr n a half on my work commute.

They're all nuts.

Preach!

Just...go sleep on the couch then?

Da fuck world r u living in. R u bound to the bed by the wife?

@@MantissToboggan that invariably leads to... "why are you sleeping on the couch?", "don't you love me any more?", etc. Etc.

@@WoodRabbitTaoist when I made the mistake of being in a relationship, I told her I sleep on the couch cause you like sleeping on my side of the bed anyway, what’s the point of me being there

Yes!!! Where is Sharon???

Pro tip. Have a stash of Hershey kisses in the house or a carton of her favorite ice cream. It’s great to break in case of an emergency. Aspirin or Tylenol too.

L O L 💯

@@infallibleblue Ibuprofen!

Don't engage. Don't let crazy people run your life. Act like an insane child? Nope. Find something else to do until she acts like an adult.

It’s damn near impossible

How would a girlfriend bring more peace into my life? Cue contented sigh. Nope, not signing up to adopt a harpy today.

Find a woman of virtue. Unfortunately they don’t teach that to women today. Hard to find them, but they are out there.

This is half the reason I'm single again.. I had ZERO time for this shit.

Sounds sad and lonely but you do you boo.

@@Lis.H. What is Sad and Lonely?

She shouldn't have been gaslighting in the first place.

we are not all like them, I from milwaukee and we drank pabst and then miller, never budwiser products

Probably, or ND... that’s where Myles lives.

Shout out to you

Me lol

Loved in the Midwest most of my life and honestly couldn’t care less about taco John’s. Stationed in cali now and man do I miss Casey’s

@@austinseguin8324 Did you hear Casey's quit doing the coupons on the box thing? I'm still in mourning. As a garbageman, I'd get 20 coupons every three weeks or so. My 4 kids loved it!! We'd also save up and tip the mailman 20 for Christmas. Life goes on.

@@johnvanegmond1812 don’t do that to me man. Please don’t. I don’t need this 1,100 miles from home. Frick dude.

@@austinseguin8324 Peace brother.

Me too!!

Never saw one for 10 years in Ohio.... visited Duluth, Minnesota... found it!

That'd be damn near all of them.

Who takes the garbage out when it’s 1/2 full anyway???unless it’s garbage day.

It’s a clutter thing. It reflects the clutter mind thus the attack mode.

I make my kids do it

Thank god I wasn't the only one who noticed!

That is toxic. Girls who act like this are not adults. If they can’t handle not eating for a minimum of half a day how will they handle real life.

I hope she doesn't go full psycho on you like that minus her saying no to everything cause we all deal with that part

Logan Murdock Oh she goes nuts. If I forget a minor thing, like taking out the trash, she gets pissed off and remembers everything I’ve done wrong since we started dating. She’ll even start getting mad at me about stuff she did. “Why is The kitchen such a mess?! I have to do everything!” And it’s all of her baking stuff she left out the night before, or stuff she spilled in the morning that I didn’t even know about lol. If she’s in a good mood, she is the most chill and cool person ever. She never complains about my video games, or staying out late, or anything like that. It’s one extreme to the other, and it can happen real fast. Fortunately, I’m within a three minute drive to the nearest cheese pizza if it looks like it’s going to be really bad. That is the go-to food for her. She eats a slice or two of that and it’s like nothing happened.

Maybe that’s the reason why you’re single?

@@murdermostdownunder3562 no, I’m single because my ex wife was cheating and then she decided that one day she didn’t want to be a wife or a mom anymore.