HANNAH SIMONE: Bathroom Trash is Private | We're Here to Help with Jake Johnson & Gareth Reynolds

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Jake, Gareth and special guest Hannah Simone talk to callers about getting called out for being too high by the neighborhood kids and a mother-in-law seeing some private toys. Later, the guys chat with Hannah about her early days as an actor and behind the scenes at New Girl.
00:00 Intro - Hannah Simone
03:52 First Caller - I Took a Heroic Dose
31:22 Sponsored by Squarespace
32:53 Sponsored by Kleenex
34:45 Second Caller - My MIL Found Our Sex Toys
1:01:03 Sponsored by Aura Frames
1:03:10 Hannah Simone's Hollywood Story
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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Self-Reliance) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, also on New Girl) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help.
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@HeretoHelpPod 26 күн бұрын

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@erinring3280 2 сағат бұрын

But how do we call in?! I need serious help 😭

@erinwakefield6879 26 күн бұрын

Use me as your Justice for Princess Mononoke button

@BigdipperAK87 26 күн бұрын

This, but Howls moving castle ❤

@kayteebarga9694 26 күн бұрын

Thank you for this haha

@christinefranzen392 25 күн бұрын

WILD to me they didn’t know what it was 😂

@CGingerbreadman 20 күн бұрын

I was like “someone has to have commented about how crazy it is that they don’t know Ghibli movies.” And of course that’s what the top comment was lol

@thedukeofkidding941 19 күн бұрын

I'm actually having a hard time listening to the rest of the pod now

@heywhitebaby 26 күн бұрын

Need Lamorne and Hannah on again for a classic HELP AROUND

@user-df4wr7qp2d 26 күн бұрын

classic cece winston mess around

@kdee2596 25 күн бұрын

Epic idea

@heywhitebaby 21 күн бұрын

@@user-df4wr7qp2d congrats on getting the pun

@jakobmorningstar 26 күн бұрын

Hannah not doing podcasts except for her own and then doing Jake’s a favor by doing his is such a Cece thing.

@CM-pf1xc 25 күн бұрын

Is the new girl rewatch over??

@JB-nz1qn 25 күн бұрын

@@CM-pf1xcI second this question!!!!!!

@duckc25 25 күн бұрын

@@CM-pf1xcit stopped due to the writers strike but hopefully it'll be back one day Crazy it's been just about a year since the last new ep

@MiKa_EDS 25 күн бұрын

So now that all of the main New Girl cast members have been on individually, we HAVE to get them all on together! Reunion episode. Pretty pleaseeeeee 🥺

@drunkwizard 23 күн бұрын

Which episode was Zooey Deschanel?

@bori13cua 24 күн бұрын

"I walked into your cockroom there was a toilet!!" Was passed over way too quick. It was so funny. I see you Gareth!

@soxxel12 26 күн бұрын

All due respect to Zooey and Max but some of my favorite stuff Hannah ever did on New Girl was with Lamorne.

@gabiluch87 24 күн бұрын

Recently re watched the ep when they make Coach and Schmidt think they can be models. Technically their first mess around...

@Donnerjkks 14 күн бұрын

A classic CeCe and Winston mess around

@scoob1670 26 күн бұрын

The fact that they don't know Studio Ghibli is a crime against film 💀💀

@jessebremner5209 18 күн бұрын

Who

@lovetrioni 26 күн бұрын

Princess Mononoke is one of the best animes ever. It's a timeless masterpiece. It's not just a cartoon 😅

@LoveIsAll88 26 күн бұрын

I just reached that moment in the episode and I’m livid at the response from Gareth-that’s Japanese Gareth, yes not English, and a bit rude to disparage a behemoth of a movie studio and culture! I grew up with studio Ghibli and my dad was from Japan. I grew up being teased for my name and the things around Japanese culture so it bugs me a bit. I know you’re comedians but come on! I forgive you lol do go and watch the movies though guys, they are so good!

@haphapp7282 19 күн бұрын

@@LoveIsAll88relax man they had no idea what it was, no reason to take offense to it

@LoveIsAll88 19 күн бұрын

@@haphapp7282 I understand, I love these guys. I have just had so many people respond that way to things in my life, like just because it’s a language they don’t recognize they use humor to deflect their discomfort in not knowing rather than wanting to learn. I am sure I responded more strongly than needed. 🙏🏼

@conquesttsi88 10 күн бұрын

Hannah needs to be a permanent member to his podcast!!

@SydneyKong 14 күн бұрын

“That happened during new girl” IM DEADDDD AHAHAHAHA

@swgreen1975 26 күн бұрын

Glad to see Hannah as a guest on this. Long overdue 😊

@sydneysawyer1493 25 күн бұрын

Jake's face when Hannah says you gotta go MJ Michael jackson man in the mirror 😮 hahahahahahah 😂😂😂

@Bogidude1 26 күн бұрын

I can't believe I found a new podcast in 2024 that is this good. I'm constantly cracking up!

@mimifanet 24 күн бұрын

Cece wasn't meant to be one of the super funny characters on New Girl, but Hanna is hilarious. Glad we get to see it

@CloneAWillykit 26 күн бұрын

Wow, we are LOLing at that story! Glad to hear the caller is washing her willy clone properly though, we bet the mother-in-law will think twice about surprise cleaning next time 😂 Jake, Gareth, and Hannah, we'd love to send you all cloning kits so you can see them for yourselves!!

@drajcl 25 күн бұрын

Love the new format with the post call interviews - they bring the best of both worlds - we get to enjoy the calls and get to hear more stories about the “guest helpers” (although maybe that title needs more workshopping)

@SydneyKong 14 күн бұрын

“You’re the drunkie not me mom” LMAOOOO AHHAAHA

@toddjohnson1418 25 күн бұрын

Hannah brings a good chill vibe to the pod. Great guest.

@akwel95 18 күн бұрын

God I wish we could have Schmidt there educating them on what they so flippantly named a "cartoon", that would have been a hoot.

@Tkey2121 24 күн бұрын

I have to say as a 420 friendly person and a mom Jake Johnson's advice for TJ was solid. I love you guys

@jazovideo 25 күн бұрын

This one is another instant classic. 10/10 Hannah Simone MVP!!

@mitzebender4679 26 күн бұрын

Hannah seems like such a beautiful person inside and out! She was sooo good as CeCe and a perfect contrast and complement Jess.

@preeyacat 25 күн бұрын

This show has definitely never made me cry before, but thank you Hannah, I feel so validated. I wish I could have heard stuff like this when I was younger ❤

@Biotoze 26 күн бұрын

The ending interview was great. Whole episode was hilarious. Would be a great repeat guest. Well all the cast are great repeat guests

@maricellareyes9954 23 күн бұрын

This episode was 10/10 Chef's Kiss. The format with the interview at the end was awesome. Really enjoyed this episode!

@erintheokay 26 күн бұрын

The MIL was snooping and wanted to shame her, so she came up with the lie of cleaning. The end.

@vioncee7405 8 күн бұрын

I love to believe that Hannah walked onto set and reminded them about ambient lighting 😂❤made me love this episode a bit more! The cherry on top

@SydneyKong 14 күн бұрын

“I’m high” “I mean hi” 💀💀💀💀💀💀LMAOOOOO

@nocloo6829 24 күн бұрын

Was reminded through this that there's a New Girl re-watch podcast with Hannah and Lamorne and it's totally going on the playlist! Awesome episode, so cool Hannah Simone agreed to guest, hope she'll return sometime!

@ConstructiveCriticHD 26 күн бұрын

Yay Hannah! Her and the fashion is one of the primary reasons to watch "Not Dead Yet." Aside from it being a great show to begin with. Can already tell this ep. is gonna be so FIREEE and fun!!

@Hermeshoes 26 күн бұрын

What about Ricky on the loose glassman

@rebeccapawela5417 11 күн бұрын

Hannah Simone is a gem! This epsiode was a joy!

@baydiscgolf510 25 күн бұрын

Anyone else hear Garf say "dil-dont" in the background? 😂 55:30

@bluesing3082 20 күн бұрын

TJ and his 150mg is the funniest call I've ever heard 😂

@jabbygurl 9 күн бұрын

Hannah is so much fun, hope u guys bring her back!

@SerenaaAlice 22 күн бұрын

''Woah, this is me'' TOOK ME OUT. TJ You're awesome my man.

@laurenramirez2617 22 күн бұрын

I was dying laughing. Jake was on one I will always watch something if Hannah is on it.. she is fkn hilarious. “Let that disease live within their family” 🤣🤣🤣

@KitTheMisfitToys 26 күн бұрын

I've been waiting for Cece to show up

@SydneyKong 14 күн бұрын

“I’m in my late 20s you geezers” LMAOOOOOO

@aliciamoore3741 16 күн бұрын

Some real Cece/Nick vibes! Gareth is Winston. 😂

@LargoRicardo 26 күн бұрын

"You ever seen Flatliners?" hahahahaha

@garrettbyers3729 22 күн бұрын

I like that jake calls him teej.❤ It reminds me of the show the challenge.

@lwilly1212 25 күн бұрын

2nd call was a ride

@SydneyKong 14 күн бұрын

“How good is water?” LMAOOOO AHAHAHAHAAHA

@Adanielled28 26 күн бұрын

incredible. frickin love you guys

@nephrotoxick8 24 күн бұрын

I'm laughing so hard😂 at bathroom trash 🗑️ is private

@Toemedicine 21 күн бұрын

The first caller was definitely just paranoid LMFAOOOOOOOL

@Toemedicine 21 күн бұрын

I remember I got high one time in my nanas bathroom. I was listening to music and showering. A song with a siren came on and I thought the police were outside getting ready to arrest me. So I quickly cleaned up everything and started spraying the bathroom down with pinesol to get rid of the smell.

@AER7456 23 күн бұрын

I was like so sure that that one caller's name said her name was Blake but Jake called her "Lake" the whole segment so now I don't know 💀💀

@melinayeamon2830 26 күн бұрын

Was watching on my tv and had to come to my phone to comment cuz omg Hannah!!!!! Finally!! And looking gorgeous as always ❤ come back soon !

@user-wr6mv3lz9k 25 күн бұрын

I’m so in love with her posts on instagram, she is so real & down to earth & validates my anxieties in life 😂❤

@kristy1135 26 күн бұрын

Just found this podcast. LOVE it!! Been listening through the past eps. Can’t get enough! Love you guys laughing so sincerely together and picking at each other

@arerbacnitsua 11 күн бұрын

Great episode

@h00liganismo1 17 күн бұрын

Holy sht the way the second call evolved and heightened had me on the floor dying laughing at the gym. Watching Hannah’s reactions to Jake’s suggestions makes it doubly hilarious. Also does Jake know he doesn’t have to hold the mic arm?

@liavee7533 26 күн бұрын

Yaaaaassss🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Here for itttt

@rollnycgaming2279 26 күн бұрын

Finally! Cece!! ❤

@pissant7867 26 күн бұрын

Great ep 😁

@laurennj 21 күн бұрын

Hannah is just so cool

@allysonmessina1785 24 күн бұрын

They are hilarious. This is soooo dang funny!!!! 😂😂😂😂

@julianichols 26 күн бұрын

I can’t imagine taking that much, I took 10mg once and sounds were wavy lmao

@kittawa 26 күн бұрын

Edit: This is what happens when I comment before finishing the episode. Completely agree, Jake. Go nuclear. Was MIL not snooping? Who is like, you know what will really help out... emptying their bathroom garbage. My brain goes to her searching for pregnancy tests, medications, etc. Next time I'd plant interesting stuff to find in various places to see how far the snooping went.

@SOUPpXX 24 күн бұрын

Can you guys make a series of tshirts with various episode titles on them please I’d buy them all and wear them proudly people would have so many questions

@sherylklein4887 20 күн бұрын

Hahaha, favorite episode! 😂🤣

@JETBLASTIX 26 күн бұрын

It's always a pleasure, Lady and Gentlemen...

@justincripps1444 26 күн бұрын

Today is a day I could use advise from my guys.... instead I'll listen to this in hopes of distraction 😅

@thicktoploader 17 күн бұрын

the being too high and paranoid is TOO real. been there a couple times. i was so high one night i thought someone was trying to kill me and my friends so for a couple days after i watched my back everywhere i went.

@Biotoze 26 күн бұрын

My man had himself in a paranoia blender in that bathroom.

@dantebouwer 14 күн бұрын

Jake is such a boy. I love him "you wanna go sniffing around my addict, ill give you something to see" 50:50 only right answer in my book

@AmaliaAlexieff 26 күн бұрын

While I understand the poor daughter-in-law's reaction to her mother-in-law, as well as her husband's unwillingness to "explain" what was in her and her husband's bathroom --- which she explicitly advised her MIL to avoid --- the fact is that the MIL has NO BUSINESS having any concern/involvement about her son's and daughter's relationship, and the caller ought to have been advised along those lines. The caller has no responsibility with the MIL's "implied" reaction to what she is believed to have seen in a bathroom that she wasn't supposed to be invading in the first place...

@charlesnelthorpe9252 14 күн бұрын

Shes so good at this she should be at least monthly guest or something, I know it won't happen but it'd be super fun. They really do need a woman on the couch

@Leslie.G 14 күн бұрын

I’m bummed out her newer show was cancelled. ‘Not dead yet’ with Gina Rodriguez and Rick Glassman was so good 😢

@Maxineshawattyatlaw 25 күн бұрын

Where can I get Hannah’s sweater? And by that, I mean a super discounted version of that beautiful sweater 🤔

@kellyjin2469 25 күн бұрын

we neeeeed her to come back to welcome to our show!!!

@MrsGoutfire 26 күн бұрын

Seems like the first call really should have been sponsored by Puffs.

@MultiPoopsie 18 күн бұрын

Kevin's bringing the boss energy 😂

@SydneyKong 14 күн бұрын

“Don’t pretend you haven’t done drugs hannah you drug addict” LMAOOOOO AGGAAHAHAH

@tomhavy 26 күн бұрын

Awesome

@bluecalix 23 күн бұрын

I think Garf let too much slip with the "mouth key" reference ...

@rhenjacobs4223 25 күн бұрын

You obviously give each kid 150mg of gummies and then they will understand

@dot_t 26 күн бұрын

Drug stories make me laugh so hard! Omg 😂😂😂

@Yoa8 23 күн бұрын

❤ Hannah

@ZeroKool7140 25 күн бұрын

The whole New Girl series was just a ramp up to the introduction of Brian the Security Guard.

@blakberi 16 күн бұрын

This just tells me that Jake is Nick - they were the same person on that show

@SydneyKong 14 күн бұрын

I didn’t even know he was on the show

@GlepOSRS 6 сағат бұрын

I just want to point out that it's insane to me that they wouldn't think New Girl would last forever or that it wasn't that popular until streaming. I watched it on Hulu I believe when the FIRST episode came out and always watched it through streaming. What a fantastic show. One of the funniest shows i've ever seen. It was genuinely disappointing when it ended.

@pratikvm1706 24 күн бұрын

Les goooooo

@LifeisFoo 26 күн бұрын

I can't even fathom taking a dose like that, but then again I'm one of those unfortunate people who when I get "too high" I begin cyclically vomiting. And I reach that at 15 mgs

@B3Rand0m 26 күн бұрын

Dont feel too bad, I can do 500mg and not feel a thing. I've gotten to the point where it just feels really wasteful to eat edibles. Now I just do the Joey Diaz move and tell friends that "you'll be fine" and eat a few in front of them for "reassurance". Then watch their descent into madness.

@joemanco1075 26 күн бұрын

I'd have a panic attack and probably pass out since I live alone

@blutella4162 26 күн бұрын

Now all new girl cast members have been checked off the list.

@i_Gotcha_ 26 күн бұрын

Has Zooey been yet?

@Mickey_Valentine 26 күн бұрын

Missing megan fox :)

@blutella4162 26 күн бұрын

@@i_Gotcha_ oh yes. Non video podcast

@cariborchert1575 26 күн бұрын

I wanna see David Walton/Sam ... starting to wonder if there's a real rivalry there??

@SydneyKong 14 күн бұрын

“How do I become the cool stoner” 💀💀💀💀

@kuyap9455 15 күн бұрын

niice first time catching YT. niice ...except for ya'll shaming & not knowing Studio Ghibli reference. boo

@dot_t 26 күн бұрын

I was the 420th like ❤️✨

@thedukeofkidding941 19 күн бұрын

For real the Mononoke dissrespect is unreal. Ghibli should be required material to work in film smh

@user-on6dn1zq6l 26 күн бұрын

TJ get curtains for your bathroom or frost the glass. Nobody should see in your bathroom, get high and do what you want. 😂

@alexbaginski9513 25 күн бұрын

If Hanna doesn't make her way to TYSO...

@DjFunk-sw1qn 10 күн бұрын

Was about to eat

@user-wk2zd8dx9k 25 күн бұрын

Gotta be honest, I was really surprised that Garph didn't know Clone a Willy. I have no idea why or what that means in terms of the image that I have of him as a person. All I know is I was surprised.

@user-cu4vy7ck1c 25 күн бұрын

I can tolerate the ads Gill reads us....

@kittawa 26 күн бұрын

The last time I took edibles I had 5mg (what the budtender called a tiny intro dose), forgot, and decided I wanted to start watching The Knick. About 20 minutes later I had a real, "turn the TV down, I can't taste my cereal" moment. I had to turn it off and sit in a dark silent room for a few hours before I felt like I could function with more than one sensory input.

@melinayeamon2830 26 күн бұрын

Also Guys chill…150mg is a lot for people that don’t smoke and rarely take edibles. Obviously if you smoke a joint or two daily it’s not gonna hit you the same as a non smoker