The Juicebox Ain't Worth the Squeeze | We're Here to Help with Jake Johnson & Gareth Reynolds

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Jake Johnson and Gareth Reynolds talk to callers about a joke at the gym and beef at a boat party. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 18 “This is Where the Watermelon Comes Into Play with Max Greenfield.”
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00:00 Intro -- Kevin's New Studio
07:04 First Caller -- Insulting a gym regular
21:58 Sponsored by Squarespace
23:30 Sponsored by Kleenex
25:23 Second Caller -- The Boat Puzzle
35:54 Brandon's Review of Jake and Gareth
37:42 Second Caller -- Extra Help
47:26 Sponsored by Aura Frames
49:30 A New Patreon Member
51:57 Follow Up Call -- Feline Voyeur
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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Self-Reliance) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, also on New Girl) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help.
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@HeretoHelpPod 23 күн бұрын

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@AllisonRutherford-vs4dt 23 күн бұрын

37:50 omg please do this kind of thing again!!!! I fucking love the authenticity and accountability and responsibility you guys demonstrate to the show and audience, even if it's stupid silly advice about stupid silly issues, both are very serious still emotionally to a person, it's only silly because from the outside we can clearly see how low the actual stakes are but can empathize with the ironic deep impact it has, and you guys take that dichotomy into account in your show and give dumb ass comedy structured advice from a couple of regular Joe's, but you give that advice very seriously, and make certain people actually do it and actually send some form or feedback/update, so the fact that when someone respectfully and kindly and calmly expressed a simple and understandable issue with the call, you guys showd the integrity and hutspa to go "okay fair enough let's make this right" and that's one of the things I know I love most about the show, it's not just dumb and gimmicky but it's also not just serious and formal, it's got it all and is done in such a committed and respectful way to not just the content but both you guys as creators, and us as fans/viewers/callers, so please please do more of these but as an opportunity to give yall some advice, make this the standard, only ever acknowledged the ones who were kind and genuine and honest like him and give them a moment like this, and then mention each time that you only did so because of how they did it and because you could see where they were coming from, etc. Much like how you make it clear you won't even continue the call let alone air it if they aren't gonna actually go through with it, and it shows just how much you honestly care about and prioritize the caller and if they truly feel a resolution, that's why it is now and will continue to be so so successful and why we love it so much and why I like the caller will be watching all my life

@AllisonRutherford-vs4dt 23 күн бұрын

Wow, I didn't even mean to copy the line of giving yall advice when I made that comment I just paused as soon as the second half of the call started and made that comment 😂 can't help but notice that's as interesting a coincidence as the fact they split calls and the solution being slpitting the call, in a call that would make a great segment he recommends one you're doing on patreon already and before hearing that moment I pause to make my own recommendation to make this into one lol

@lwilly1212 23 күн бұрын

Garf using “Scape-boat” twice with no acknowledgement killed me

@toddjohnson1418 23 күн бұрын

It was so smooth too! Too smooth, I guess. 😂

@erintheokay 22 күн бұрын

He slides those heaters in all the time and they always feel like gold nuggets only a few of us pick up.

@charitydixon7828 23 күн бұрын

You guys are absolute sweeties for calling Brandon back. Unfortunately, I think the fact that he named dropped his real friends' names on a podcast then had a qualm with the podcast hosts on said podcast unqualifies him from his "drama-free" title.

@pierrek2428 23 күн бұрын

I think people who label themselves as drama-free are usually not drama-free lmao

@Loreignss 22 күн бұрын

I agree the do over was warranted but I have a friend like this almost a clone and I wouldnt give a shit if he went on a boat without me lol

@alpha2legs 23 күн бұрын

The entire premise being two drunk guys in a bar “solving” your problems, I think the second call was completely accurate. 😂 I appreciate the follow up; I know neither of these guys want anyone’s feelings hurt. The vibe was weird (relative to the rest of the show), but the sentiment was sweet and genuine. My advice though to anyone calling in: You are calling two comedians who recommend taking a dump on a pickle-ball court to deter night-games. Your call is to provide fodder for comedic bits. You MAY come away with decent advice, but ultimately if that’s what you’re looking for, maybe don’t call the clowns. 😜

@noellejohnson9822 23 күн бұрын

Perfect comment 😂 taking a dump.

@lucidmemory4146 23 күн бұрын

facts.

@jakobmorningstar 23 күн бұрын

I think we blame Kevin for this incident. Wasn’t that great of a problem to begin with. Definitely had weird vibes from the beginning of that call

@chrisbernard673 22 күн бұрын

Right? The second caller didn’t understand the premise of the show, I think. If this was a serious advice show then most calls would end with a quick “ignore it” or “just talk to the person” instead of any goofy hijinx.

@michellefitzgerald9883 17 күн бұрын

@@jakobmorningstaragree. This guys issue is he's too much of a people pleaser. And the real advise is, we'll, you have to get over that. Lol

@willdatta6291 22 күн бұрын

Jake did rush the guy, but he deserved to be rushed. He’s a living example of trying to read a recipe online and having to scroll to the bottom to get to the actual thing

@pissant7867 20 күн бұрын

Lol

@pissant7867 20 күн бұрын

Lol

@rebe.6903 23 күн бұрын

I thought Jake’s sinking ship was hilarious - but it was a rushed call and I respected their do-over. These guys are the best. Also, dying at Jake calling the clone penis a “gag gift.” 😭

@MrPodcastio 23 күн бұрын

2nd caller....this is why introverts keep a max of five close friends 😅

@drajcl 23 күн бұрын

“Respect” (as Jake would say) to Jake and Gareth for being so respectful and taking the feedback for the do-over despite the discomfort. Proof these guys are not just great comedians but also standup humans.

@harleykoch9773 22 күн бұрын

the first call was unhinged, i couldn’t stop laughing through my workout

@nope9260 23 күн бұрын

Hey, Brandon… rent a bigger boat😂

@themagicofseth 23 күн бұрын

Or be more decisive. He was annoying 😅

@meaclark242 23 күн бұрын

@@themagicofseth Yes , yes , he was.... Like Brandon you were the reason the call wasn't as funny and fun like the other calls....

@teableu 23 күн бұрын

@@meaclark242 100% yes

@erintheokay 22 күн бұрын

@@meaclark242Right? Get to the point faster and stop hanging out with the problem friends.

@nope9260 22 күн бұрын

@@themagicofseth very annoying😂

@lucidmemory4146 23 күн бұрын

Gotta say, the Jake “sinking ship” bit was comedy gold and the caller was a part of something fun. While I can appreciate him not wanting to name drop, I think that the way to navigate those feelings would involve speaking up not leaving a sneak attack review afterward. Saying “I don’t want to name drop people, excluding people is what I’m trying to avoid” would’ve probably resolved the issue. No Real ill-will toward the guy, he’s obviously a very sensitive soul.

@tomhavy 23 күн бұрын

having multiple episodes a week is awesome

@rachelcassandra9 23 күн бұрын

The call DID feel rushed and not worked through with the caller. It was funny af tho. I appreciate that he got a second call cause in my head I kept saying, “get two boats”! lol

@adrielleedwards2444 15 күн бұрын

Agreed i felt very bad for him, he couldnt really get a word in or an explanation. But i also understand how they got confused with what his original pitch was

@erintheokay 22 күн бұрын

"I didn't mean to leave a negative review." I'm constantly accidentally leaving negative reviews instead of speaking up in the moment. *Sarcasm stars* The guys handled that one with more grace than I could've so... RESPECT.

@Sergeant666 23 күн бұрын

Id REALLY love if they would either A. Have a sweepstakes once they're finished using their notebooks to give them away B. Take pics of the pages and post them I'm always interested to see what's going on in those pages

@pissant7867 20 күн бұрын

Yes!

@idigdiggs274 17 күн бұрын

Obsessed with jake screaming about the titanic😂😂😂

@em-rw5qz 23 күн бұрын

This sounds like a boat gloat 😂😂😂 this is why Gareth is hands down the funniest person ive ever listened to lmao he just had that shit immediately on hand

@em-rw5qz 23 күн бұрын

A scapeboat lmao be for real 😂

@mitzebender4679 23 күн бұрын

I'm scared to call the show because I don't want Jake to yell at me.

@theronwright1276 23 күн бұрын

The second callet needs the "juice box" on the titanic to help him choose who to save

@TheDailyDose404 23 күн бұрын

Honestly Stephanie sounds like a good time and if “Beth” can’t laugh at that then I truly believe that friendship would not have lasted at all! Also I need a friend like you Stephanie!! I keep shit weird too🤣☠️

@SheilaReynolds16 23 күн бұрын

The second caller I think just has a hard time explaining his question but this was hilarious 😂

@Sergeant666 23 күн бұрын

This pod makes every other pod not as fun

@cooperhouse4585 22 күн бұрын

Bro this is insanely true

@garrettbyers3729 21 күн бұрын

I disagree 😂. Its one of my favorite ones. Bad friends, hey babe and taste buds are still up there for me. This is an awesome pod though. Sal yelling at joe derosa about nonsense is hilarious to me.

@geminisduerme5266 21 күн бұрын

💯

@Sergeant666 21 күн бұрын

@@garrettbyers3729 I'm not saying it makes me not like those pods but it just doesn't hit the same

@garrettbyers3729 21 күн бұрын

@@Sergeant666 Fair enough, i think taste buds is my new favorite, but to each their own. This pod is definitely incredible though. Love you jake a garf if you see this😂. I didnt mean to discredit your work in anyway.

@bender8784 23 күн бұрын

“Stephanie… how rude!” Deserved more, well played jj

@CiCiTheGoldfish Күн бұрын

I LOVED the first call. I think if someone called me that I would have laughed so hard and we would have instantly became friends. That's hilarious! The balls of that lady.

@Chris.kovacs 3 күн бұрын

Jake really brought it back in the boat guy segment, I could definitely feel it was weird at first but jake getting excited on the call back made me happy.

@S317537 23 күн бұрын

For the first call - as soon as Jake asked for a favorite band I screamed BON JOVI and smiled when I noticed that Gareth said the same. Favorite podcast!

@badgalpp 22 күн бұрын

Just wanna leave this review as a longtime listener - next time boring Brandon calls in, hang up. Sorry didnt mean to leave a negative review.

@laurensi375 15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@BlakeEdwards-gm8fw 23 күн бұрын

Brandon who left a bad review. Gotta say, kind of a slimey move. It was absolutely hilarious on the first go around with the sinking ship.

@noellejohnson9822 23 күн бұрын

It didn’t give “people pleaser” haha, but they handled it so well.

@BlakeEdwards-gm8fw 23 күн бұрын

@@noellejohnson9822 thousand percent. It’s just crazy to me to “love” a podcast so much. Then get to be a guest on said podcast and to then leave a negative review when it didn’t turn out how you wanted. I personally thought the “sinking ship” bit was one of the funniest ones yet.

@fmennn 23 күн бұрын

i agree !!

@michellefitzgerald9883 17 күн бұрын

@@BlakeEdwards-gm8fwseriously. "I thought it would be comedic like the others". It WAS, you just didn't like it.

@MrDimSumLee 23 күн бұрын

I love how everyone took it so well during the boat call! Also love how Kevin chimed in. Such a good podcast!

@ExplainedThroughRap 22 күн бұрын

Been rewatching New Girl lately and finally got to the Brian episode last night

@HUSHMONEYBAND 21 күн бұрын

Easy fix for the first caller - just start calling everyone at the gym Juicebox. Simple

@lucasward6177 19 күн бұрын

Stephanie needs to show Beth a picture of icebox from ‘little giants’ and tell her that she messed the names up.

@molliewallie 23 күн бұрын

I've been binge listening to this show for a few weeks and thoroughly been loving it. I happen to be a bit stoned at the moment doing some end of the night chores. Anyway the Juicebox story has me in tears. Stephanie is the best 😂😂😂

@bluecalix 18 күн бұрын

I've relistened to the juicebox segment 3 times and I'm still crying. This one is a classic!

@dadamniki5063 22 күн бұрын

you guys calling Brandon back was really great! i love how understanding and how much humility you guys had!

@alexisenberg723 21 күн бұрын

Brandon: “I’m totally drama free, but will leave a scathing review and have advice for you guys on how to make your show better…”

@meaclark242 23 күн бұрын

OG Brandon was so annoying, didn't even know what he needed advice on, he's just not fun or funny that's why it didn't go like other calls...

@LykTurtlez 23 күн бұрын

Huge fan of this podcast! Respect to the 2nd caller giving his honest opinion also. I did feel as though he was a little rushed and I do feel his question wasn’t answered initially. It was so nice of you guys to call him back, I have to say though that I find Jake a bit defensive. I feel like too much time was spent on how he could’ve phrased the question better. I think it would’ve been more effective if once you guys knew you had different interpretations Jake could’ve been like “ah my bad, I didn’t know you meant that” and then moved on to finding a solution. I’m glad you let him call back, it was nice to see you resolve his issue 😇

@jakobmorningstar 23 күн бұрын

I think Jake’s reaction was quite normal given the timeframe of the situation and the fact the callers email felt a little… whiny? I mean for goodness sake he sent the review mere minutes after the call ended. The caller did say he needed help reducing the number of people invited, but if that wasn’t the main question then he should’ve spoken up. You can’t be the boat goat and not be able to speak up

@Kay2be2mr 22 күн бұрын

I desperately need nipple clamps to follow up!!

@crystalmoss3049 23 күн бұрын

“How rude!” Omg I cried 😂😂

@dead_lantern_gamer 22 күн бұрын

Sounds like the 24 friends need to rent a bigger boat and not invite Brandon.

@lovetrioni 23 күн бұрын

Wow loved this episode ❤

@ggmcg99 14 күн бұрын

Absolute diamonds

@k.c.5255 21 күн бұрын

Brandon is a piece of work. He’s the guy who goes around telling people that he’s a really nice guy who doesn’t like drama…meanwhile, his passive aggressive a** is going around making people feel bad. Seriously my least favorite caller EVER. Please don’t make cow-towing to these kinds of jerks a regular occurance on the show! I would’ve never brought him back. 👎 Poor Jake.

@DanK520 17 күн бұрын

I've got to be honest the follow up call was worth it - those solutions were good. Two boats are twice the fun.

@Mickey_Valentine 23 күн бұрын

😊😊😊 each episode is better and better 😊👌 the interwebs #1 podcast 💯🌍✅

@xythx 22 күн бұрын

top notch

@swgreen1975 23 күн бұрын

Interesting episode today and although the 2nd caller didn’t initially go as it originally intended, at least it was smoothed out 😊 Loved the follow up segment regarding the cat 😻

@brimiz12 23 күн бұрын

Stephanie is an icon 😂

@chriscanavanii9064 23 күн бұрын

He's gonna need a bigger boat

@alexballiet9938 23 күн бұрын

I’m gunna buy so much Kleenex after this one, fun show

@afaux 21 күн бұрын

Stephanie is wild. I love her lol

@DJFullHam 22 күн бұрын

Any reason this channel is the only channel I can’t download the podcast to listen to on flights. Tried several videos and the download always gets hung up

@MichaelBaranek 23 күн бұрын

Mrs Boatfire

@jakobmorningstar 23 күн бұрын

15:09 did Jake swallow a demon?

@jonnyincomox 23 күн бұрын

Oops, all follow-ups, just saying.

@carstereobandits 23 күн бұрын

Dude that would be awesome.

@erinwakefield6879 23 күн бұрын

love this so much

@allegrafranklin8843 19 күн бұрын

I can't be the only one who was thinking of the same box!? I'm crying at my desk, I want to be best friends with this lady.

@martialclubauthority 23 күн бұрын

Big time fan! Love the pod! But here's a critical pointer! Lately I also noticed, as the 2nd caller pointed out, that some calls at times feel kinda cut short or even rushed through. I'd say the first like 50ep, callers were really given time, creating not only comedy gold but also a feeling of satisfaction for everybody. Knowing how pod work, I still feel allowing 1 or 2 minutes at the end to really make sure who's calling feels satisfied it's the customer service side that really makes wonders when matched with the comedy bits! Aside from that, the concept, jokes and pitch delivery makes it my favorite by far!

@jessebremner5209 23 күн бұрын

This lady rips ..move west coast Canada and become friends with my wife at the gym 😅

@shawnsanchez7105 23 күн бұрын

How did no one suggest just getting a bigger boat for the second caller? haha

@bigtiredkeith 22 күн бұрын

I think you walk up and say "hey Juicebox, lookin good!" (keeps listening to see if this is the recommendation)

@7490maddie 12 күн бұрын

there’s no way brandon gave them further advice 😭 jesus wept

@eoghanegan8513 23 күн бұрын

hashtag free clone willy!

@aBitofaBadFriend 23 күн бұрын

Now Brandon should do Better Help. And TRT.

@geminisduerme5266 21 күн бұрын

That first lady is wild and on the loose

@johnduncan9036 23 күн бұрын

You definitely rent two boats

@serotonin11 23 күн бұрын

What happens if these clones start popping up in stores near you? 😬 Perhaps write your name on the mould just in case.

@aubreylunt1305 22 күн бұрын

Please make the clone Willy and give it to Dave Anthony. Please.

@bigtiredkeith 22 күн бұрын

TWO FUCKIN BOATS MY GOD

@laurenramirez2617 11 күн бұрын

Shhhh Brandon Shhhh

@sallybombally41 19 күн бұрын

Obviously you have to turn Gareth's clone a willy into the microphone the guests use when they come on the pod.

@Looshington 23 күн бұрын

LMFAOOO 11:50

@johncole4882 23 күн бұрын

You guys didn't behave exactly like i imagined you would. I dont like it.

@lucidmemory4146 23 күн бұрын

He doesn’t want to create drama, just a slightly lower star-rating on the podcast he called in to!

@teableu 23 күн бұрын

I got something awesome for free and I'm unhappy about it

@fdzyhn 3 күн бұрын

Man is it me or Brandon call was just super awkward lmao

@JakeBentley23 22 күн бұрын

Brandon, cry me a river, rent a second boat, and get over it. Super lame.

@user-wr6mv3lz9k 23 күн бұрын

Okay comment section, this isn’t going to turn into “bash the caller” because that is no fun for anyone. I loved that he did speak up for his thoughts and they addressed it in a very mature way as well. Personally, I felt the call was misunderstood on both ends and I love that it was ironed out in an entertaining/honest way 😊

@Eyes_Unclouded 6 күн бұрын

Yes❤

@tomhavy 23 күн бұрын

31:52 "wait" hahahah

@PoppaBurgundy23 23 күн бұрын

Androids have been transcribing voicemails. Hilarious though

@CandiceMarieRN 20 күн бұрын

I hate Brandon 😂 The guys handled that really well though.

@grantstonex 23 күн бұрын

Brandon......... ya stink., bud.

@sibajafresh 19 күн бұрын

You guys should do a week of evil unethical advice lol

@MrsGoutfire 22 күн бұрын

You guys really have to stop referring to Gareth’s clone willy as a “gag” gift

@danrambo2023 9 күн бұрын

You guys are awesome. Brandon didn’t deserve a second call. This is a comedy podcast! You want real serious advice, call your mom

@danderson_ 15 күн бұрын

calling into a comedy podcast for advice and then complaining when the advice isn’t exactly what you want is insane. call a therapist next time

@MrStophj 18 күн бұрын

Rent a second boat. easy fix

@doublemelatonin655 19 күн бұрын

HOW RUDE

@jojoe3193 23 күн бұрын

I did a spit take when Gary said "Boat Goat"

@jordanerickson5986 22 күн бұрын

Rent a Bigger boat for crying out loud

@samysturtevant6864 20 күн бұрын

Really commend Brandon (boat guy 😉) on leaving that feedback. I have felt bad for a few callers for being rushed and especially when guests are on, Jake seems to just want to talk to the guest and steamroll the callers problem. Also super glad that Jake and Gareth gave the caller an opportunity to call back and listen to him (although Jake did seem a little butthurt and defensive but came around at the end).

@quincylynbrown 20 күн бұрын

I hate the call back. He is a complainer.... And giving them advice on a segment...lame

@nocloo6829 22 күн бұрын

I love the pod! But Jake's shouting on the 2nd call (albeit in good fun) became stressfull to me. That's a *me* problem, I know not all humor is for everyone. But I can relate to Brandon feeling a bit overwhelmed by the bit. Listening to feedback and being empathetic about the reaction is what makes these guys great. Please never stop doing this show.

@aubreylunt1305 22 күн бұрын

I'm with Brandon. I literally had to skip the second half of the second call. Please, Jake. Start listening to the callers. I love Gareth so much I really don't want to stop listening to this podcast.