Chuck Norris: That's a hit. Chris Stuckmann: This movie certainly wasn't a hit, though. Good one.

"Let's talk about the acting in this opening sequence, because It's certainly not ideal" Man, I love Chris's dry wit 😂

"This man needs to eat Chuck Norris" Don't we all, Chris. Don't we all.

I can't believe this was made in 94', Feels like an 80s banger lol

"Walker told me I have AIDS" Really shouldn't have laughed so hard at that but damn that got me.

Chuck Norris is my favorite disney princess.

Every Chuck Norris movie is a horror movie... for his enemies.

16:40 "The man needed to eat Chuck Norris" Famous last word!

HE DOESN'T LET THE MAN EAT! Your righteous anger 😂

Corona wears a mask around Chuck Norris

“I don’t want to work with Shatters! He doesn’t let his partners eat!” 😂 😂

I love how the “not eating” running gag in the movie becomes a running gag on Chris’s review

Walker told me I have AIDS lol

Chris doing a Chuck Norris movie. I can die happily now.

"He needs to eat frank. Feed him!" Well hot-dog!

I miss these Hilariocities so much.

I never misfiled anything! not once! not one time!!

As a fan of horror, it upsets me that honestly most horror movies probably can have Hilariocity reviews.

The last time Chuck Norris went to eat, the dinosaurs became extinct.

I miss these

It's important to note that the reason Chuck Norris made a claim to fame, and why we still revere him today as a true badass, is because he was the first non-asian to become a martial arts world champion. A lot of people don't know this, but I feel it is important to be brought up every time Norris is mentioned because, honestly? It's kind of badass.

Mate, can you please bring back hilariocity reviews?! They were so good!!!! Come on, you must have fun making them 😂

Hey Chris don't forget Chuck Norris also did "Hero and the Terror." That makes 3 ventures into a horror like genre.

13:10-13:15. "Leave!... Leave!...Leeeeave!" I rewound and rewatched that clip 5 times in a row just now!

Thank you Chris

That last Walker scene had me rolling!...🤣🤣🤣

Hellbound was an amazing film. Nolan can only dream of making such a masterpiece.

So are hilarocities just done forever now?

I hear that when chuck norris cracks his knuckles, it make the hospital ready for whoever he was about to fight

This reminds me of End of Days... I actually liked End of Days.

When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesn’t push his body up he pushes the earth down.

This will be the last hillarousity , it's sad

Kind of random, but I just realized Christopher Neame, who plays Prosatanos in this, was also Jerec in the live-action cutscenes in the video game, Star Wars: Dark Forces 2.

I remember renting Hellbound from our local Blockbusters when it was released and (don't laugh) really enjoying it. Watching these clips again, i'm not sure i could sit through it again, but thanks for another great movie review

Man Chris you should really bring this series back.

"Where are you going...Rabbi??" *Maniacal Laughter* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

How 'bout Final Destination, Chris?

Chris, thank you for making these tough times a little more bearable. I look forward to your videos every day

when your entire character is based solely around needing and wanting to eat

Director's Cut Ending: **Noris's sidekick is found dead from starvation , and the demon takes over his body for the sequel** Hellbound II: I need to F**king eat guy!

REQUIEM FOR A DREAM ....plzz Chris. I wanna hear your thoughts on this movie

I remember renting this then going home and laughing my ass off for the whole movie. I immediately got on my bicycle and rode 3 miles to so it to my friend. Such good times

This is the most fun I've seen you have in a long time. Great stuff!

Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 I love that movie. Oh, it’s this movie. Just hellbound. Nevermind.

The last Hilariocity.

5:05 now there’s a no-sell Hulk Hogan would be proud of.

the last hilariocity review chris ever did

Chris Stuckmann showing a Conan O'Brien clip to accentuate his Horror Hellbound clip.. I can die happy

Chuck norris can crush a lump of coal, and turn the coal into diamonds

What happened to the Hilariocity Review on the movie The One with Jet Li that you promised us?

Hi Chris - I just recently found your channel and I wanted to thank you for your work. It’s so nice to have someone review on KZfaq and it’s not always negative. In fact you are positive and point out the good even in the mostly bad.

Chris, you should definitely review Cannon's best film Runaway Train with Jon Voight. Extremely underrated and overlooked. Also, check out Code of Silence, that's easily Norris's best action role.

Oh man thank u Chris 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 we’ve missed your hilariocity videos , and thankfully you’ve did another great Halloween Hilariocity

Probably the final Hilariocity review :(

You are truly a national treasure. Your reviews are not only insightful but are also comedy gold.

I found out about your channel over 5 years ago with the batman and robin hilariocity, ever since then you have been my favorite youtuber and i have learned SO MUCH from you, you rock chris!

How have I not heard about this movie until now? Definitely adding this to the list. Chuck Norris can do no wrong. 😁

BTW, there is no sea in Jerusalim , its in the middle of land, and some how there is a port and boats.OMG

Watching this channel climb over the years has been dope. Chris gets better every year.

I miss these reviews.

And the Hilariocity intro???

Well, this is the Horror Hilariocity we were all waiting for!

These hilarioucities keep getting better, Thanks Chris! We need a John Flickinger collab!

OMG! LMFAO! This was just what I needed today! Thank you so much.

For Halloween month, would you consider doing a Hilariocity or just a review for Nothing But Trouble, with Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, and John Candy? I saw it recently, and while I still didn't like it, it's nowhere as bad as many have said it is

As soon as I saw the “staring guy” I audibly said “oh no we’re doing this”

I think this may be one of, if not simply *the,* best videos you've put out. I've not laughed like this in a while.

I love the annual Halloween special!! Thanks for making these Chris!

That laugh after "Frank Shatter" was perfect

Silent rage was hilarious. I'll have to see this too.

A giddy smile like a child getting an awesome new bike on the night BEFORE Christmas immediately came to me as soon as I heard "Chuck Norris." I automatically knew what to expect from this, and will enjoy every last second.

I did not expect this review at all but I am glad you did. Hellbound was on of my favorite films growing up. Even with it's over top cheesyness. I've always called this film Chuck Norris kicks the devil 🤣😂

The first time I saw this movie, it was on Telemundo, and was completely in spanish, it was one of the best experiences of my early life. Hilarious

Prosotanos has to be the dude that played Goro in the Mortal Kombat movie

Just dawned on me I never commented before - especially since your one of my favorite youtubers - love your vids and discussions - this one was funny as hell- keep them coming - Mr DNA

I just wanna say I had literally the exact same physical reaction Conan had to that last clip. So good, thank you Chris.

8:05 "you just happen to know all this" I think the implications was supposed to be "because that sounds like something a devil worshiper would know" as that's EXACTLY how I've heard people use that phrase before. Like when someone says "chloroform is more effective when heated to body temperature" and "why would you know about drugging people" "I just happen to know" "Oh you just happen to know... yeah right"

"The man needs to eat Chuck Norris." -Chris Stuckmann, October 2020

I thought I dreamt this movie as a child. But my memory of it blended it with 90s "it".

Man, Saturday morning with hilariocity. It's truly refreshing

Prosetanos wasn't sent to Earth to destroy it... he was trying to keep Hell safe from Chuck Norris.

"He doesn't get punched once, he's just perfect." What is he, Seagal?

This channel has been a life savor ever since i became a huge movie fan

Chris is blessing us with this many videos

All these years since the hilariocity intro has been created and I’m still waiting on a Vampire’s Kiss review :(

Why does Jackson look like Dave Chappelle as Rick James 😂😂

Im from Portugal, and seeing those release dates made me finally realize how big of a hit Chuck Norris was around here in the 90s

These always cheer me up, thanks chris

October is the best month to get Stuckmanized

“Frank Shatter” [Laughter]

I missed this gem,thanks for the great review Chris.

Saw this masterpiece in the 90s on VHS... This is problably the best movie in the universe

When you try to defeat Chuck Norris in a fight you are only defeating yourself.

5 years later someone beefed up the script, inserted Arnold Schwarzenegger and vomited out End Of Days.

I wish you would choose one movie and come out with a Hilariocity Review every month! I love them!

Thank you chris, honestly I've become stuckmannized lol, this one is just so hilarious man I sent it to everyone

love the series Chris, keep it up!

Why can’t his partner just buy his own food? Why doesn’t he have his own per diem on this trip to Israel?

I imagined when Chuck Norris says "eat this" and throws the scepter, Jackson would jump and eat the scepter because he needed to eat hahah

Man you gotta love the final hunger montage... Well done sir, well done...