I don't know why this one is the best so far. But, it is.

@TyRaNno you know what, I came to that conclusion before your message was revealed. It creates a very evocative image and shape. Easy to picture mentally. And not least because Doug actually _is_ the type of person to close the fridge door with his hip! Well said, sir/madam!

Omg. I just laughed so hard at this. F**king funny, man. One of the best comments ever.

Lmfao

Lol

Accurize2 | Survival Gaming Channel 😂😂😂

People who worry about monthly payments don’t buy m8 competition 😂

Bob Marsh you’d be surprised

Most pay cash or debit card!

😂🤣

Bro his doug score is rigged, the acceleration should be 10/10 as it is faster than the M5 competition, and he gave M5 a score of 9 out of 10 for features and this car a 7!! M8 literally has the same features of the M5

Still pretty good, but it should be higher.

@@Samiuddin98 but doesn't the m5 do 0-60 in 3.0 and the m8 in 3.2?

@@Louiechikayak no M8 is faster than M5, there is carwow race.

yeah he said excelent so i was like okay 9 at least here we go.. and then ...ehmmm what

Also claps every time the airline plane he’s on lands.

First, I’m going to show you the quirks and features of my mother, then I’m going to take her out for a test drive, and give you a Doug score.

The womb is large enough, there is plenty of head space, and I am 6'4"

😂

@@halukonal1400 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is too much 😂😂😂

Team Shmo He ran out of blinker fluid just after he shot this video.

WHAT BMW HAS SIGNALS? WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT. BET IT'S THE LAST TO GO WRONG, BECAUSE THEIR NEVER USED.

Lol I'm a bmw driver and I feel personally attacked

That's me.

There not called “blinkers”. They are called indicators.

Yeah if this car only gets a 66 from him he's being way too picky. Compared to what? The best car in the world to him probably only gets a 70, his scoring system is weird, but whatever.

Quality includes long term reliability that’s why

@@drfredostein4410 he couldn't possibly know the reliability of a new car

Joshua Mitchell I’m just saying that he probably read something or maybe he’s just saying that because it’s German, cutting edge and a new model that it’s bound to have problems.

@@Dad_of_War it leaves room for future cars I guess.. :D

@@alamray haha ayyy gang I have a c300 too

It's a quirk and feature.He is going to talk about it.

it's a really neat feature. really BMW doesn't invent much but the accent lighting is super cool.

its not like u will ever be able to afford it tho

@@TheWarback1 After about 2 years, it'll be easily affordable for most people. So not necessarily.

@@jankyjoe_ it will be still a 6 figure car after 2 years

@@jankyjoe_ No it won't it will still be a 6 figure car and as it gets older and maybe drop to 5 figures you will need 6 figures to fix it! So it will forever be a rich man's toy! Peasant's need not apply.

@@TheWarback1 Yeah but at that point, why buy it over a Porsche, Bentley, or Aston Martin?

claudia marie 🤣🤣🤣 the way this dude talks is cringeworthy

Fuck the car claudia. You surprisingly hot

@@lupreztryson Cringe

Luprez Tryson extra cringe

PRi0R_T0_A_WEEKAGO...fukWiTus_THAN_WE_TWEAKiN_H0E emojis are cringeworthy .

Lmao 😂😂

Wonder what will happen if you give middle finger

@@ahmadmelhem1499 That's what giving someone the finger means.

Or maybe the car will get sad if you tell it to fuck itself. 😭

@@ELGlueckert Know those things you buy where it has instructions that are so clearly obvious you wonder what sort of dumbass would require the step by step?....he's that guy.

@@cobolt13 I'm okay with explaining things to someone that doesn't know.

😂😂😭😭💀☠💯💣💥💨🍾🥂🎤

Weston Mickey the fuck

😂😂😂😂😂

How i get 500 likes

Taimoor Hassan You can edit your comments

I like to put hot peppers up my but while I suck on ice cubes.

Get a girlfriend It might cost a little more but there's more to stare at, and probably a lot less weird

@@Dougie1969 right. Tell him

Like an anime

Bruh

All of which are different statements, so he isn’t wrong

the BMW 1 Series M is his favourite BMW the BMW M2 is the greatest BMW and the M8 Competition is the best

you do realise thats in chronological order.

Clickbaiters gonna clickbait.. Though none hold a candle to Scotty "clickbait" Kilmer! PS. All three of those are ENDLESS MONEY PITS!

@@bliglum facts lol

L0l

X x ,t5d x x x. X cc xx

Yea I know!!! it’s like saying a Honda Civic is “surprisingly” a car 😂😂

Fantasies of a gold digger

And the opening isn't that big.

Nick Cassetta you’re just so high and mighty on KZfaq. Your mental capacity is obviously far superior to mine given that I made such a childish and immature joke.....on the internet.... congratulations buddy, you’ve convinced me to become a much more mature 15 year old than allllll the other 15 year olds in the world. You win.

@@wooowallllright stfu no one's going to remeber that stupid ass quote but your lame ass.

Norm nobody is gonna remember “blurry ass gopro” but your lame ass, Norm

well this just got salty...

W

Frfr this the Best idea in like fucking ever

Like that would be a nice meme but so creative at a same time

doug's channel is too small for youtube rewind. Yet

but you know they had to go with the to 10 n words format jkjk but good idea though

Did you mean M6 or 6 Series GT?

@@smar1208 No, M6 "Gran Coupe" with the Competition package.

Fr he gave m5 a score of 9 and in my opinion m8 has the better interior than m5

@@Samiuddin98 It does.

That`s so much fail. Guess it didnt come to his mind that sometimes people pass away.

White people named Kyle felt this

@@wladimiroff7841 but that doesnt really change the fact that hes your father doesnt it?

Doug: "The BMW M8 Competition is the ultimate M car." Also Doug: gives the M8 a Dougscore of 66 compared to the M5's 71.

originally this was a "Call Wife" feature, which changes periodically for most BMW M owners.

lol

😂😂😭

14:40 yw

I didn't know a son can disown his dad XD

It supposed to be the other way around

Demuro is dumber than dumber. I guess he hasn't thought of possibillity that father can die.....

well if u wash ur balls u gotta clean them hands

He washes his testicles with a sponge

I was just thinking this. Do people wash their hands before, during or after they shower

But the only question is, Does he sing in the shower??

I actually wash my hands after showering haha. But it's because of the face moisturizer I use and I hate dirty/greasy hands.

BMW ive found your new head of Design

Honk as well of course

It’s basically a fancy mustang that costs over 100,000 more

Nemanja P you’re stupid. It’s a mustang

@@L_Levan how about you drive both of them and see if it's a "mustang" what mockery

I thought the same thing, and i'm a BMW driver ha ha.

@@nemanjap8768 I'm from Europe and I think it looks like rejected 2020 mustang design.

+Eric Loyd Fine! Vader has decided that Mercedes Benz is the official automobile of the Empire!

Hilarious!!!

SinX well, it’s a pretty large car for a sports car.

Yeah, if you don't mind 15,000-20,000 in repairs every year, lol.

BLACK BIMMER that’s what they say about every M car lol, and it still depreciates like a motherfucker

@@aidenp5768 Nah man. BMWs have always depreciated HARD and will continue too. Not the most reliable cars at all

@@aidenp5768 this 160k in 10 years will be sold for 70k

BE CAREFUL IF THE MARKET DECIDES TO COLLECT THEM, IT WILL DEPEND ON THE NUMBER of units made to determine final prices. I really think it won’t depreciate more than a total value of 90-120k

Possibly his most retarded statement yet.

Seriously, it's a freaking M car with 600+ horsepower. Plus we're not talking about the X6M or X5M here which are huge cars. This thing is really not that big. How is it surprising that it's sporty?!

I give it a 3......

CHIP off tha BLOCK not sporty enough for you ? Lol

I was shocked myself at that statement!😂

$3 give or take

So? He is just reviewing it, not buying it

Doug: Ford Gt 2005, E63 amg, weirdo G63, L Rover Defender :)

@@takumifujiwara9072 @Takumi. You are being Very Generous Today! lol.

He plans on changing the oil in his GT just after he concludes filming this, is why. EDIT ...come to think of it, he may just be fashion-challenged.....yeah, Occam's Razor and all.

Me too 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We are one.

@@joshuabrown3654 cc

Eat your heart out anime binge watchers

@@joshuabrown3654 and we are venom😈

Crest 3D White Toothpaste Go home, dad 🤣

-What car do you have m8? -BMW M8 -But what kind of BMW? -M8 -What? Don't be a khunt and tell me 😂

🦐🦐

That was phenomenal but I still think I’m obligated to roll my eyes

okay, that was good

Exactly

When the latest-gen Mustang released, I thought it looked strangely BMW

Lol honestly before I clicked it, it looked like a mustang from the side.

It doesn’t look like a mustang, see one in real life you pervert

@@bennyzebra1386 umm, I was at bmw showroom months ago when it first came out. I told salesman, this looks like a mustang. His response, yeah, I've heard that. Niello BMW Sac.. regardless of name calling. You don't know what you are talking about and why it will fail because of there inept design. In fact, there are people using measurements and everything to see how closely they resemble each other using facts.. lol, people in denial, the world. You know whats even funnier, put in google 'bmw 8 series looks' and it auto populates MUSTANG clown.. lmao

But better!

Yes I would have loved for my 2017 Gt 350 with 526 hp could do 0 to 60 in 3.2 seconds, dam! That’s crazy fast for that look alike mustang! Unfortunately, 160,000 car(bmw) is way more money than I would want to pay. I guess my little Gt 350 performance will due and the exhaust sound of it makes it seem like I am going faster. Lol!

D O U G A D O U G D O U G Y

Dougcember am I right!

Doug has Christmas presents to buy.

Gotta pay for that G500 cabrio

I had an original E31 850i, that thing actually did have two battery's. I both miss that car and am glad I don't have it anymore lol

Just another thing you'll have to replace, knowing BMW.

"ECO mode" -> turns off all lights

Do you know anything about led lights? Anything about modern car batteries? Anything about modern battery recharging with the brakes? I guess not

Arthur W can you tell me something about that? Im seriously curious

90%

It will also have lost 100% of it reliability lol

Like literally every car?

Cosmin Rusu nope, bmws depreciate the hardest

Idk about you guys but I don't buy a new car to sell it.

Most underrated comment of 2019 😂😂😂

In my experience, if you're not in a hotspot area for car fanatics it's incredibly rare to see an american car except Ford station wagons and hatchbacks here in Europe and especially newer ones.

😂😂😂

I'm gonna make TTTHHISSSSSS my Windows starting sound

True

HOW DAAAAAAAAARE YOUUUUUUUUUU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!

HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!

Dylan Robinson wtf

Dylan Robinson the hell is wrong?😂

And a line of coke pops out on a secret mirror.....

Silverwashere Because It will be in the repair shop within 6 months.

Kent Keller really??? So my relatives owned bmws for over 10 years and didn’t even need any repairs apart from changing the tyres which any car will have to change at some point, People buy German cars for a reason

@@promo2099 I guess it depends on the owner. My neighbor always turns on his bmw early morning in the cold weather and drives off with a cold engine. Doesn't even warm it up. I see him repair his car every other month.

According to data, BMWs were the most expensive to maintain by far, with a 10-year cost of $17,800.

Kent Keller because they are German luxury cars, but this has nothing to do with the quality

Lol

Lol

Diagnostic = $300. Thumb function replacement = $1K

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omg yor a superfan lol u deserve more likes

the doug scores, tbh, are the least comprehensible part of every video. his taste is really strange.

dude there are no rules, he makes that shit up on the spot without keeping in mind old numbers all that much. You shouldn't take it so serious.

Either your right or BMW is fucking up. Should've made a noticeable difference all around.

as i said before, doug is not the guy to review sports cars. he can talk about quirks and features of old vehicles or family vans and that's about it....dont waste time with this car reviewer that is only capable to review cars when they are stationary

certainly lol

“You wot M8”

*mate

Kakko > hughes

M8>R8

Can't see selling this feature to many Italians without totally messing up the car's CPU. 😉

We can agree with ya

sorry, look again. The BMW has much clearer lines, more harmonic and elegant but in the same time still aggressive. BMW manages to get everything at its best. This car has won several design-awards. The Mustang ... not so much.

Agreed.

@@PoisonNuke the mustang is not supposed to look elegant, it's supposed to look aggressive and it achieves it

@@PoisonNuke while the BMW doesn't go for the aggressive look and more for Elegance

Scotty Kilmer sounds like he worked only in the 90s & he has no fucking clue what modern or prior to the 90s autos function like.

LO AD finally a guy who actually knows the truth. Sure Scotty who knows some things but he is full of shit compared to the new gen cars. He is overrated

They’re both right. I would lease it, then no worries. Although I did buy my M6 and had no issues.

@@load7097 idk why people watch him, if you do you probably think everything short of a 1990's celica is a garbage car.

@@TrashPanda2801 He is the literal meaning of a boomer. The only thing i agree with him is that the the bimmers of in the late 2000's were very unreliable but now they became Decently reliable. Luxury car like these are only meant to last the first owner . or the second one. The tech in these cars are only meant to last until there is a new facelift. Same story with engines, these engines are meant to withstand about 100k miles, but after that, they will run like literal shit. Most of used buyers always buys the cheapest bmw or merc and expect it to work like a champ. Thats the thing with theses people, they dont really get it that it is a luxury car not a reliable car

SssSsSSSsSS I'm a snake

*BIG COUPE*

hilarious

Then takes her out for a test drive and rates her performance.

As you should.

Zero if properly maintained

derk 11b 18:36 THIS just fast

L0l

They should

@@henrlima87 Sorry, but you seem to be just a little boy, who knows fucking nothing about car companies and what they are actually thinking about such childish bullshit, coming from DeMuro! Doug DeMuro is just a fucking untrustworthy KZfaq clown, but nothing more! The fact, that he gives the Aston Martin Vantage a 9/10 for "Acceleration", despite it has 100 hp less compared to the BMW M8 Competition, makes me speechless and is just fucking bullshit! The M8 Competition has 617 hp and a high tech AWD, and it will just destroy such a Vantage in any drag race and pure acceleration situation, because the Aston Martin has "only" 503 horsepower and only RWD! Do you get it... little boy? The BMW just needs 3 seconds flat from 0-60 mph because BMW heavily underrates this car in power figures, whereas the Vantage is in the high 3' seconds... Doug DeMuros "Dougscore" bullshit is just for little uneducated stupid boys..., like you little idiot! I'm quite sure, that the actual 0-60 mph time with the M8 Comp will be below 3 seconds! The real power figures of the M8 Competition engine is quite at 700 horsepower, buddy! Just watch dyno tests of the M5 Comp engine! No single chance for a stupid Aston Martin Vantage, which has only 503 horsepower, to having the same acceleration like a BMW M8 Competition! The Vantage heavily lacks traction compared to such a high tech AWD system like in the M8 Comp. Also Doug DeMuros "Fun" or "Cool" factors, in which DeMuro gives the Aston Martin 3 points more than for the M8, is totally crap! Most people of course will find the BMW M8 "prettier and cooler" than the Aston Martin, which still has a weird Mazda MX-5 head light look. Also "build quality" is just totally crap in a V8 powered Aston Martin, compared to true German premium BMW build- and materials quality! The M8 Competition must have at least more points at the end of this video than any other car on this Dougscore! 67 is just a joke! The M8 is high tech, it's bloody fast and quick on the road and on the race track, and it is a luxury coupe too! This is just unbeatable for all these other cars! "Dougscore" is just a weird bullshittery from DougDeMuro..., this fucking idiot! In his "Score" even the Ferrari Portofino gets 1 point more for "quality" than the BMW M8...WTF??? This is just a big fucking joke, but nothing more! Doug DeMuro is just a totally subjective idiot who's talking too much crap, but nothing more!

PEEERRRIIIOOODD!!!! it had to be said

Actually that is not the case for the BMW M8. The sounds you hear are actually created by the vehicle itself and there is no audio played or tuned into the cabin. Just so everyone knows :)

Incorrect, the only BMW car that features this is the I8 not M8. The I8 is a hybrid, thus including an optional engine sound you can toggle on and off. The M8 on the other hand is a 600 HP V8. Ridden in both of them, I8 is a tin can and the M8 is a beast.

The M8 may not... but lots of BMWs beyond the i8 do.

cap😂

@@draco2xx Your existence is cap by itself

Haa true

Me too, but imagine the issues this car will have in 8 years

Aahhh man i was thinking the exact same thing of course every dash warning light will be on , leaking oil , probobly need a water pump etc etc.. But i do want one an yeah i own a bmw .

I love bmw’s but your not far off lol damn they depreciate!!

Looks like a mustang