Grian: "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY LIFE SAVINGS, MUMBO! JUST GIVE ME THE PER- Oh wait, my common sense has kicked in."

You should make a villager work there and have the name "Kermit" so whenever you need to sort out some permits that the hermits gave you need to talk to Kermit at hermit's permits

The fact that Grian nearly gave Mumbo EVERYTHING and then ended up taking everything from Mumbo 😂😂

9:46 Grian seeing a meteor crash, going “Eh? … Well, that was weird.” and JUST CONTINUING TO FISH is so funny. Our guy has truly become an old fisherman.

“I’m an outdoor cat” says the man whose full time job is playing Minecraft

13:26 "Im really trying to force myself not to leave things unfinished because it's convenient" somewhere in the universe the back of the mansion is still out there, hearing that, and crying.

Most people: retires from office job to go fishing Grain: retires from fishing to get an office job

I love how the last season we got rift-lore and the cross over, but this season so far its been lore about fish and snails😭 i abselutely love it

Wart Shop Suggestion: "It's A Small Wart" attraction and shop. In order to access the shop, a player needs to sit in a waterlogged minecart which slowly travels through a wart-themed ride. Bonus points for including custom music or voice overs. The ride ends in a gift shop where the warts are sold, and the only way to get inside is via the minecart. There is no other way to enter the shop.

You need 3 murals 1. Manifesting the mending book 2. Scar stealing it 3. Finally fishing it Put the other 2 where there's currently fish heads in the room.

For the horse tunnel, instead of using haybales, which reduces some fall damage but not all, you could use powder snow under carpets, which fully negates fall damage. Works in the Nether, too!

I love that grians like: "arrr I'm a fisherman for a livin, but on the weekends, I'm a solicitor" 😂

The detailing in the snail edit is so underrated....a previous episode she wanted a pink snail and he said "the snail has to choose you" Great video for that one piece!

Seeing Mumbos pov of the trade deal first, and knowing he will trade for the Iron & Gold permit anyway, makes this so much more entertaining!

25:30 Grian's so good at starting a war with Doc even he doesn't realise when he's doing it!

Since nobody really buys wart blocks, and you and mumbo seem keen to meme, you two could make a little wart block carnival shop! There could be a variety of mini games/attractions that cost a number of wart blocks to partake in them. Meaning hermits will be buying your wart blocks just to give them right back! Making some leaderboards or high scores visible at the carnival will definitely keep hermits competitive and engaged, and most importantly, coming back!

2:39 I love how Mumbo's "I can smell" joke flew past Grian's head. Absolute perfect combo

*Wart Block Shop:* 1) Annoyingly hard to enter. 2) Customer must answer a random question about warts correctly to gain access to the inventory. 3) Prices should reflect the rarity of the items in stock. High... It's high. 4) Customer may only exit the shop by way of a needlessly complex minecart track that hurts a little. (No pain no gain... or warts) 5) Customer must be kind to the shopkeeper (Mr Toad) or they'll be banned.

Grian, imagine the bureaucratic nightmare that can be achieve utilizing the power of the mail system. If you built multiple permit offices around the server and each had their own mailbox. You can require Hermits to file different forms in confusing orders to the different offices for processing. And of course, things will get lost in the mail and sorting, so Hermits will have to resubmit.

20:05 might be my favorite part of the video. Just the little resigned "ᵉᵘᵍʰ" gets me

this trade is giving me deja vu with the Cheapslate - the initial hoodwink by mumbo - grian taking it to the extreme - mumbo then giving grian what he wants for a better deal then what mumbo originally could have achieved

the co-owned wart shop is one of the funniest things mumbo and grian have ever done and i don't know why

You can really see how much Grian and Mumbo actually love each other as real people in this video. The banter here really pulls on the heartstrings. They're real bros.

I love how it started with "Wart. Ew. No." and ended with " We are going to make the biggest wart shop the server has ever seen".😂

*"AH yes, the NEGOTIATOR!"* - General Grianvous

If Mumbo and Grian selling warts together ends up starting a war (knowing grian, it could) I REALLY hope it's called "World War Wart"

G, you should hire Doc as the permit office employee. Because German and bureaucracy, you know, more like bureaucracy hell. Also, make a wart shop but with each purchase you get one pig. call it Hog-wart

I feel like this season’s “war” will be snails. I can fully imagine this spreading throughout the server and a so called pest control forming to counter it

20:55 "let's make this o-fish-al." He says as he puts fish in the barrel😂

"And im going to put my portal right here because.. Etho Told me to basically" ( 10:25 ) -Grian, 2024

It's SOO good to hear you talking about your mindset for these episodes; ie. finishing stuff before moving on, going slow etc. This seems healthier and to me I find the videos equally, if not more enjoyable, since there is more room for interactions. You learning about you being an "outdoor cat" sounds like you are getting more observant to your needs and learning how you can play to enjoy the game more! I'm proud man, keep it up!

I love how he is building on vintagebeef’s , Skizzel’s, and Docs shop layout spots. Totally ignore the path they played out lol. Then again it was their fault for not marking it correctly. Can't wait for that confrontation to happen in the next episode.

With all of Grian’s different responsibilities: “Dock works on the docks. That's why they call him Dock. And I work in the shop, that's why they call me Shoe.”

22:20 and imagine if all the hermits team up for the joke of it and started to buy it and it becomes a trend and most successful shop.

For a small one-off song, Mumbo Jumbo You Are AFK was not what I expected to come back.

Oh I just had a brilliant idea for the horse tunnel! What if the floor near the middle was waxed copper, and significantly less aged than everything else? It'd be like those copper statues where you can see the shiny spots where people would always rub on them and keep the oxidation off.

GRIAN. If you really wanna make the permit office as tedious to deal with as possible. Might I refer to a quest line in a little game called "West Of Loathing" for inspiration? Look up the town of Ghostwood. There's an entire quest line of just unnecessarily complicated bureaucracy. It's about a 41 step process. Which involves going back and forth between multiple places, dealing with silly tasks like getting an oddly specific numbered pencil or dealing with stapled documents. However, every time you even have to do something, you need to give a bunch of information before moving on to the next task. Then after every single thing, you have to wait 2 ingame days for the paperwork to be processed. It's crazy, and pretty funny. (Third time trying to post this because I don't see it after refreshing the page or checking comment history)

I’m so unironically excited for the wart shop. A huge, complex, beautifully detailed and red stone mechanic-filled shop for.. Warts. Is hilarious

It would be really funny if Grian created an attraction based on wart-related blocks, charge people to enter and at the end sell wart merchandise.

For the Permit Office: the last step of adding a permit should be like a feedback thing, where you take the person over to a machine that dispenses books with questions like „how many stars would you give us out of five?“, „do you have any suggestions or concerns?“ and after they finish filling it out, they put it back in the machine and it dispenses it into lava before their eyes :)

24:11 "M, J, Y, A, AFK" 🎶MumboJumbo you are AFK....🎶 That must be a reference, right?! I'm not going insane, am I?

Build the permit shop on top of the Shuffler. And under the Shuffler. That way you can send people upstairs and down stairs, from one department to another for paperwork and stamps and approvals.

Grian is hands down one of the best, if not the best at creating a story, within the bounds of the builds he creates. At times I truly believe he could produce and instruct movies and/or series. Can’t wait to see how this seasons story will unfold.

Okay but the Grian and Mumbo shops being connected by a wart intersection would legitemately go hard.

Grian, considering that you have the Mushroom blocks permit, you could incorporate that into the wart store since nether wart blocks do grow on crimson mushroom trees.

That pink snail from space is "is the moon big?" all over again and we all know how that ended XD

I love how Mumbo pointed out you'd be back since you left your horse, then you ran right to Pluto when you actually left. Also, seeing the negotiations from both sides, realizing what was going through both of your minds as you went in and came out, so hilarious.

I am fully expecting a Grian and Gem's Ocean emporium this season.

somewhere around 9:15 I realized that these are just two grown adult men bargining over a slip of digital paper 😭

MJYA AFK is Mumbo Jumbo you are AFK, a little throwback to season six : )

Build outside furniture then!!! Picnic tables blankets Barbecue Outside library Public toilet Beach chairs Piano Kid park Tent Campfire sitting place Flower bed Fountain Etc etc etc! Think of a furniture you would have inside And put it outside!! Decorate the outside with all those little stuff instead of the inside!!! Need more inspo? Look at the sims outside catagory

Forget the Dome thing. Bring back the Barge from season 7, as a sunken ship and repurposed as the tunnel. that would be an EPIC callback!

Grievous: Ah.... The negotiator! Grian: Ah... The negotiator! Both start with a G i think they are related.

18:07 That's Mumbo in a nutshell. "What's that graceful...blrblrl!"

I'm all for Grian being Chaotic Lawful: following a set of rules so absurd that no-one can figure it out and to such a degree that no-one even wants to figure it out

grian calling etho “papa etho” is hilarious

13:33 Grian: I’m trying not to leave things unfinished because it’s convenient, and that’s a struggle because I looove leaving things unfinished” Don’t worry Grian, we all know 😂

Ngl seeing the trading moment in Mumbo's episode and the moment Grian said 'here, take my mending book!!' really hurt my soul, like, the feeling of desperation was so strong, and it didn't feel right either I'm mentioning this because I really find it so amazing how through several episodes (and stream cameos) we had such an intense story line regarding a book. And how much pain and suffering it represents

Since Mumbo was already thinking about making the wart shop comically large, you could make it WalMart-inspired and call it "Mall Wart" or "Wart Mall".

When you negotiate with a fisherman, you know they are giving you the best possible offer when they start sweetening the deal with fish.

Might want to get in touch with VintageBeef about the wart blocks, as he has the nether woods permit, and thus will likely be producing large amounts of wart blocks from whatever farm he makes, and might appreciate being able to sell those too

16:47 "the room is nothing special" "just an enchanting room" proceeds to show a better interior that i could ever build

Grian's episodes are so interesting just because of all the little events that he puts into them like the snail crash landing and the time machine in hermitcraft 6

I have an idea for the next life series: Random Life. In Random Life, the players have a random amount of lives from 2 - 6 to start (or you can set it to 3 instead of random but that’s boring) and every time someone dies, they either lose a life, gain a life or nothing happens. It will be more likely that they lose a life, so here’s my idea of the chances of what happens: Lose a life: 50%. Nothing happens: 30%. Gain a life: 20%. If you have 3 lives or more, you have a green name like normal. 2 lives means a yellow name (also normal) and 1 life means a red name (also normal). If you are a yellow, you can once each session guess how many lives someone has, and if you get it right, they lose a life (not die, just straight up lose a life). If you are a red name, you can set traps and engage in pvp with any player. If you aren’t a red name, you can’t engage in pvp or set traps, but if you are attacked, you can fight back. This series would be very interesting because you could be on your last life but when you die you aren’t out. If you do choose to use this idea and you want to credit me, I’m fine with you showing my username (you don’t have to credit me though if you don’t want to).

21:58 Call it “WARTMART” Like “WALMART”

7:31 As someone who watched Mumbo make this room Grian’s reaction is exactly what I wanted.

love the meteor addition, great lore setup

Thought of this at the bit about the bees dying in the pond. "Beehive in a Bottle"? Kinda like some pirate or sea adventurer may have had a different idea of the 'gold' they've been after. So like, an apiary, but in a giant glass bottle.

Im confused - when Grian got the mending book, didn’t the series end? What else is there besides fishing?

"You don't need an enchanting tavle Grian, we have enchanting tables at home" [The enchanting tables at home] 17:25

21:50 Ohhh the flashbacks. To the simpler times. Goshdarn season 6 represents a different time in my life man.

Lmao really pulled "the hermit dont pick the snail, the snail picks the hermit, its a mystical bond between, man and mollusc"

Imagine being so early the video is unlisted

15:55 YES I WIN (I have been comparing Grian to an outdoors cat since secret life, so this was just really funny to hear without expecting it)

You should watch "Astrix and Obelix; the house that makes you go mad". Perfect inspiration to make sure on one will want their permits changed

14:17 to protect the bees, this is a great opportunity to place a bunch of those custom cattails (bulrush) near the hive! It might block the view of the dome from the path a little bit but I think the detail is worth it!

14:57 Did no one notice grian saying “papa etho”

16:53 Grian: "Its nothing special" Me: "Oh my god I can never build that in a million years"

you can tell grian got crazy over the mending book when he though the chamber of sea critters through

You two really should do an over-the-top wart shop and hype it up unnecessarily, sell merchandise for it and such. "Bort's Warts" or something (because no one is named Bort) and make the stuff slightly too expensive, but _enumerate_ the Wart block batches.

0:36 sorry Grian but the ‘AahHhhh’ still gets me

15:25 that has got to be the bluest inventory I've ever seen

The way Grian sneakily added the 12 bamboo as an offer 💀 old habits die hard I guess

17:15 I'm wondering if he'll remove the carpet actually. Cause they'll block the bottom shelves lol

25:13 That space is going to be Doc's, Beef's, and Skizz's wood shop.

Ngl, Grian=Big summer blowout

Who knew Hermitcraft would need a DMV?! Lol 24:51

6:12 the twelve bamboo returns

“Yea I can smell” - mumbo. Is wild 😂😂

the wavering "Ahhh" when he gets the mending books just gets me every time, i love that clip 😭

22:30 A wart shop called WartMart?

25:04 I smell a war

“I just have to do what papa Etho tells me to do.” That kills me! Lamo!😂🤣😂🤣

20:54 "Lets make this ofFISHial" -can't believe they didn't use this pun!

21:47 Flashbacks to Season 6.

10:58 do I smell lore

the permit office is literally just their version of the American DMV. i love it

To *bee* fair, bees also kinda struggle with drowning irl. That’s why if you want to leave out water for local bees, you need to fill it with small stones so they can stand and not get submerged while drinking.

22:10 Please actually do that

21:39 you two can name the store "Warts and All" 😂 a true "eyesore" of a build