Honestly would be a good horn The hermitcraft recap intro

‘Houston freeway simulator’ YES. My daily trauma mentioned by Pix! I feel validated

2:24 Ah yes, the famous Cleo voice line "im eating a curly wurly right now but its nice to see xisuma"

The Hermit Permit concept really changed the game this season. I love how they're getting creative with some overlooked items in the game to make it marketable. The hermits are amazing

Cub needs to make a Keralis "This is a Robbery" horn if he hasn't already

8:27 “Sure hope Xisuma remembers whose base he left the vex noises at.” *_Cuts to him talking to Cub and Scar._* I see what you did there, you cheeky bastard.

"Shadow over Gemsmouth" - *chefs kiss*

I am so glad all the hermits have started working out how to cheese the throphy system. At some points the hermits are going to have to learn Goodharts laws (and the simular concepts of the cobra effect and others) at somepoints

"Houston Freeway Simulator" I can attest to that, that is indeed accurate.

These recaps are a lifesaver for my unhealthy procrastination

“Shadow over Gemsmouth” really got me! Your writing and delivery are always really good!!

Week one of thanking Lyarrah for the subtitles

I love that Cleo literally just invented money laundering 😂

At this point we need a segment called “Was it Grian (Or scar) Proof?)

They had to keep doing the raid because Grian kept killing everything when Gem was trying to bury one. lol

Thank you hermitcraft recap for almost always posting on Sunday at the time when I start baking pancakes So now it's become a tradition to watch hermitcraft recap on Sundays ❤

5:24: You wanted a story Pix, so hear it comes: In the strange land of Hermitopia, court was now in session. The King of Hermitopia, Mumbo, acted as judge, jury and executioner and opened the court with his booming voice. “Hello and welcome to another Hermitcraft episode with me, Hermitcraft.” Many bizarre customs existed in Hermitopia and referring to court sessions as “episodes ” was probably one of the strangest. The defendant, Iskall, a fantastical and wonderful creature from another land, almost resembling a dog, was not impressed by Hermitopia’s unusual customs and was almost appalled by there almost neolithic attitudes. He had been tapping his fingers against the desk since entering the courtroom and staring dejectedly at the ceiling. Members of the audience found this strange but upon being asked “What ARE you doing?” he spoke, sounding bored with the Hermits, “I must go, my people need me.” The King, sounded pleased with this idea. After all, he had been planning on exiling the defendant anyway. “You actually may have a good idea here,” he announced. The defendant though, was not happy with this decision. He had ventured across lands to come to Hermitopia, as they were known to have great riches and he refused to leave without something to return to his land. "Gotta get money. Gotta get money." he muttered quickly, "Can't let anyone else get money." Mumbo was appalled by the defendant's greed and declared, "I declare from this high throne, that these will be taken away immediately!" That settled the court and the defendant was lead out of the room by a pair of guards, Xisuma and Rendog, where, they of course, had to perform a routine inspection of the defendant's person. "I know this is awkward," started Rendog, who was new to the job, "but I would like to see your butt please." Murmurs from the courtroom floated down the stairs of the people of Hernitopia, clearly pleased with King Mumbo's decision. "Spoken like a true King." was a vastly recurring line. Iskall, chuckled at the sound of pandemonium upstairs. How could any civilisation live like this? he thought and then aloud, "Okay, that is 100% madness.". Xisuma smiled at that and turned around to face Iskall, when he noticed Rendog, who was searching thtough Iskall's clothes and pocketing all of his valuables. "This is illegal!" he shouted, though when he made a move on Rendog, the other guard pulled a sword on him and declared, "Right, let's start stripping babies." Xisuma, quickly handed him his wallet and jewellery and the moment the sword was from his neck, repeated, "This is illegal!". Rendog pulled a mask over his face, shouted something unintelligible in a deep voice and leapt through the window, making away with his loot.

Grain really is one with the sea because he’s salty

The references in the intro are always epic

Aw man, the part where mumbo gives keralis his gold bars, then he starts to leave and comes back wouldve been perfect for another 'this is a robbery' bit

"And finally, there's Mumbo" Ohhhh, we're home.

as a steamed hamms fan i must say you steamed a good reference

“Shadow over Gem-smouth” *sighs, applauds*

Congrats to ZombieCleo for discovering stock buy backs

this is always a good series to watch when you wanna know WHAT IS HAPPENING on hermitcraft

We need a this week on hermitcraft horn😂

The sound I just made at "nejoetiate"...

lol I'm from Houston, don't live there anymore but you gave me flashbacks

As a Texas that Houston joke was way too accurate to have come from the writing team of a Brit and German 😂😂

Jonathan frakes on rippleys believe it or not. It would show bizarre stories, some real some bull poo. And then tell you at the end.

Having just literally gotten back from Houston for a robotics competition the "Houston freeway" joke hits hard

"Shadow over Gemmsmouth" got me good 😂

I very much appreciate the abundant and abounding alliteration

The gasp I gusped when I saw this notification, hermitcraft recap always remind me that it's Sunday

honestly cub's gonna break X's trophy system with these horns

The "It's a made-up tale, it never happened" line is from an old show called Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. It was a series where they would show 4 or 5 weird tales based on true events, but one of them was completely made-up, and the viewer was supposed to guess which one. At the end of the show they told you which was fake. I really enjoyed that show and I was surprised to hear the soundbite

4:12 Zloy's crypto scheme was immediately what I thought of when cub brought that up haha... (wow, it's already been 4 years?!)

You lot are the best. Thanks so much for trying to keep up with all the shenanigans every week. ❤❤❤

I never expected to see Steamed Hams in the recap of all places, but in hindsight, I really should have expected it.

Pixelriff does know that both the Nether woods are fire immune, right?

It's really cool that you guys acknowledge that Cleo uses She/They pronouns. :)

Give your thumbnail designer a raise! Bravo!

I found a British shop here in southern CA and bought myself some curly whirlys. They’re so great. US chocolate just tastes like wax and sugar, you all have better chocolate.

4:56 "Lan! The internet is on fire!" "No, MegaMan, it's just LavaStage..."

5:00 “at least falsestmmetry carved a large enough river” but it’s a beef segment

Truly an underrated channel thanks for the recap yall.

12:18 Yes, 100%. That's the first step for solving most problems.

"Everyone wants everything to get more expensive." (xB) Inflation has hit the Hermitcraft Server

as long as they don t make a goat's horn that goes : "good morning! time to rise and grind!"...

“Houston Freeway Simulator” Beautiful

I really love these recaps! Only way for me to keep up with hermitcraft without havi g to watch alot.

9:07 "to Nether have that problem again" wish there was something for that joke

That teeny tiny sound bite of Mumbo eating a curly wurly gave me whiplash

just as i opened spotify to play something, i got this notif lol i got a thing to do, thanks!

"Houston freeway simulator" Yess a fellow texan hurt by the monstrosity of Houston

The thumbnails of this show are slowly reaching new heights.

4:50 good thing that particular wood is fireproof

the funny thing about grian's failure in competing against scar's ore mountain is that he actually could've easily won if he recruited doc since doc could easily get the same number of ores as scar but in a fraction of the time via his tunnel bore mining

9:12 glad someone points that out i really hope that goes noticed

I grew up in Houston and I have rarely felt so seen LOL

Love the weekly content

i rarely watch with captions, but when i do its great! i just have to say that lyara does a fantastic job!1

I watched with captions on simply to learn who all the horns came from 😂

Bdubs was killed by "Sunday Driver." XD

I have started selecting voice lines form my hermit videos

I blame Etho for the ~$300 I spent on refurbing my childhood PS2 (and got a new GameCube) solely so I can play the old PS1 Frogger game (gamecube ended up being an impulse buy cause it was next to PS controllers I wanted).

new hermit recap means mumbo episode emanate

Another week another hermit raft recap Ty guys for making sure everyone can be caught up and working so hard!

It's not a scar ore tower it's a Burj Scarlifa

Cleo when someone dies and loses everything,we'll that's a shame anyway

I miss Docm. Hope he gets well soon.

Speaking as someone who is from Houston, this is accurate

As the quote-horn collections grow, we are getting close to ripe for "what does the fox say" parody. Possibly swapping Doc for fox.

I'm going to cry when Jonathan Frakes becomes unalive.

Omg .. how is that not on a horn already..?

I still dont a single hermit has mention the giant timer in the middle of the server

This is turning into a "Davos for Dummies" type scam exposure.. Keep it up Hermits!

2:23 captions say "CLEO HORN" but I think it was Mumbo who said that line 🤔

Come to think of it hermitcraft basicly lives by the motto "anything fun is worth doing at least twice"

"This week, on Hermitcraft: "

I love how many hermits are trying to cheat the system for Xisuma’s awards despite said system being the *honor system*

I love your videos! Keep it up

love the thumbnail

this channel is great!!!

aint no way the horns sell for half a stack of diamonds dayum

That Steamed Hams bit lmaoo

I really appreciate that specific Simpsons clip

Let's just talk about the inflation here. On my server, it's like 1 diamond for a stack of logs, or 2 diamonds for mending book.

I am always here for Steamed Hams references.

Ethos Florage system.

urbanist jokes?! in my recap?? :o hell yeah!

It's "Steamed Hams" but the voices are pulled from DocM77 and Vintage Beef.

Wels is still making videos wow I didn't know that

Houston mentioned?! GRAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Wait he said falsesymmetry for vintage beef at 5:01?

Im surprised Scar hasnt gotten a Jelly yet

You'll be in the next batch of horns I bet. 🤣

I think I'd actually prefer the Ravagers over driving in Houston. 😁

"ne-joe-tiate if you will" I will not

Liked for the steamed hams