HILARIOUS: Stupid christian protestor doesn't understand his own bible

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THE SOUND OF SCIENCE

THE SOUND OF SCIENCE

Жыл бұрын

#shorts #epic #christian #fail #protest #humor #comedy #god #atheism #atheist
Man, this is so funny... A christian who says that god values life and then being confronted with god actually whiping out humanity because of idiotic reasons. Well, he gave the only correct answer: a deep and long silence. Some of these christians are pure comedy gold.

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@Asta-gs8pt
@Asta-gs8pt Жыл бұрын
It's almost like they don't read their own GD book 😂
@jameswalker3416
@jameswalker3416 Жыл бұрын
In my experience I've read more then most people that claim to be religious.
@Asta-gs8pt
@Asta-gs8pt Жыл бұрын
@@jameswalker3416 me too. 👍
@WhoThisMonkey
@WhoThisMonkey Жыл бұрын
The path to atheism is littered with bibles that have actually been read.
@toforgetisagem8797
@toforgetisagem8797 Жыл бұрын
If God is pro life, why so many miscarriages?
@55Quirll
@55Quirll Жыл бұрын
Also, why were/are so many people killed in his name?
@toforgetisagem8797
@toforgetisagem8797 Жыл бұрын
@@55Quirll Good question. Maybe it is because religious handbooks give examples of the gods" aggressive and violent behaviour and religious people feel free to use these examples as justification for there own bad behaviour. 🤔 Maybe?.
@55Quirll
@55Quirll Жыл бұрын
@@toforgetisagem8797 Yes, they seem to look to the OT where there is so much violence and death but not in the NT. I am an Atheist, but that is just my take on why so much violence and death was done. Good point you brought up.
@toforgetisagem8797
@toforgetisagem8797 Жыл бұрын
@@55Quirll I agree with you. Many Christians go alone with the NT not understand that if you throw out the OT, everything in Christianity has to go. Without original sin there is no need for the sacrifice of the crucifixtion. Another sideline of Christianity the 10 commandments also goes too.
@LadyOfTheEdits
@LadyOfTheEdits Жыл бұрын
​@@55Quirllthere was death in the new testament. The holy spirit killed a couple
@bfderycke
@bfderycke Жыл бұрын
that reaction from the pro-life activist is priceless 🤣
@clemstevenson
@clemstevenson Жыл бұрын
God is anti-think.
@sadderwhiskeymann
@sadderwhiskeymann Жыл бұрын
Umm, Egyptian first born children?
@Chicky_Crispen
@Chicky_Crispen Жыл бұрын
First time his beliefs have ever been challenged?
@bunnykiller
@bunnykiller Жыл бұрын
exquisite, he had such a smug grin on his face when he proclaimed gawd was pro life that he created life and then ...WHAM he got reminded of Noah and that incredible story of how gawd loves his creations... and the look on his face said more than words could ever convey... at that moment he realized he had just been blown out of the water, this has the potential to be a top notch meme...
@WickyBoi7
@WickyBoi7 Жыл бұрын
"Im sorry" 😂😂😂 Its ok now he apologized for God.
@sle2470
@sle2470 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@2msystems740
@2msystems740 Жыл бұрын
Cognitive dissonance. Priceless.
@marcdc6809
@marcdc6809 Жыл бұрын
god accepted the life of Jephtah's daughter as a human sacrifice.
@BOASTinTheLORD
@BOASTinTheLORD 11 ай бұрын
Because her father made an oath to God when one wasn't even needed.... so, don't make oaths to God because He keeps His promises even when we are asleep at the time when He makes them. "God is pro-life", in regards to child sacrifice AKA abortion. 97% of abortion is just because it's unwanted are that their is scarcity. But, pray to a God our Father that is soviergn over all creation? That's too hard. Right? He can increase your faith, please ask, please seek and keep knocking. Jesus Christ will reveal Himself to you if you genuinely seek His face.
@marcdc6809
@marcdc6809 11 ай бұрын
@@BOASTinTheLORD surely what happened to Job will never happen to you, because you are special ... good luck with your delusions And about Jephtah, I guess it doesn't disturb you that god accepts an oath that goes beyond the inconvenience of just Jephtah but also causes suffering in the daughter, the mother, the people who loved her and cared for her... these souls were considered property of Jephtah, that's also part of the testimony that this is not a kind loving god, I hope you learned something.
@nickguh1323
@nickguh1323 9 ай бұрын
Not only did he accept it, he orchestrated it. God could have made his daughter be somewhere else, but he chose to let him see his daughter first. God didn't even pull an Abraham and Isaac either. Just plain evil.
@BeachsideHank
@BeachsideHank Жыл бұрын
The guy can't walk, think and talk at the same time, he needs to be seated in a chair with a Chick Tract to consult with for this type of deep discussion.
@Sammie551
@Sammie551 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@88Expert
@88Expert 9 ай бұрын
That is too much for a Christian
@Letts_prey
@Letts_prey Жыл бұрын
In fairness, god did tell the Israelites to save 32,000 Midianite virgins….
@Letts_prey
@Letts_prey Жыл бұрын
….for the blood thirsty soldiers.
@Letts_prey
@Letts_prey Жыл бұрын
After they’d watched their brothers, mothers and fathers b u t c h e r e d right in front of them.
@Letts_prey
@Letts_prey Жыл бұрын
I wonder why? 🤔
@WhoThisMonkey
@WhoThisMonkey Жыл бұрын
Obviously to make virgin olive oil, duh.
@Linguae_Music
@Linguae_Music Жыл бұрын
@@WhoThisMonkey I only use extra virgin >:3
@jermainemitchell8467
@jermainemitchell8467 Жыл бұрын
It's very hard to tap dance round questions and walk at the same time.
@allanjstark
@allanjstark Жыл бұрын
And ordered Genozide on Cannanites. Oh. And killed the first born children of the aegyptians
@tabularasa0606
@tabularasa0606 Жыл бұрын
Yes, their god is a genocidal maniac.
@Allogenes
@Allogenes Жыл бұрын
Was that where he instructed them to bash their heads upon stones or am I mixing up mythologies?
@allanjstark
@allanjstark Жыл бұрын
@@Allogenes it’s gods order to do so with the people in the Land wich Israel is about to enter
@Allogenes
@Allogenes Жыл бұрын
@@allanjstark That's what I thought. Thanks for the clarification, it's appreciated.
@derekallen4568
@derekallen4568 Жыл бұрын
​@@Allogenespsalm 137 rivers of Babylon
@frozentspark2105
@frozentspark2105 Жыл бұрын
that's what the sound of stupid sounds like- Silence
@mannimut1721
@mannimut1721 Жыл бұрын
Thats a very smart Christian cant lie
@Mountainhippo
@Mountainhippo 11 ай бұрын
And he’s still smarter than most atheists
@Orsonfoe
@Orsonfoe Жыл бұрын
Also he killed all the first born in Egypt. From babies to adults.
@timandmonica
@timandmonica 11 ай бұрын
It's interesting that his response wasn't "That's taken out of context" or "God had a good reason". It was "I'm sorry."
@martijnschut8370
@martijnschut8370 Жыл бұрын
Xtians arre not the brightest bulbs out there😂
@bunnykiller
@bunnykiller Жыл бұрын
bright?? most of them are cracked...
@WhoThisMonkey
@WhoThisMonkey Жыл бұрын
Snuffed candles, they aren't as advanced as a light bulb.
@lisacobern8299
@lisacobern8299 6 ай бұрын
I love how when Christians are being outsmarted they just try to change the conversation.
@sound.of.science
@sound.of.science 6 ай бұрын
Always the same pattern!
@triplejudy
@triplejudy Жыл бұрын
As an outspoken atheist, i’ve often questioned these people about whether they actually stop and think about the horseshit theology they’ve been culturally told to be as a child!
@jjlloyd2805
@jjlloyd2805 11 ай бұрын
Is God wrong for wiping the earth of injustice/evil? Or wait, is it God fault that there is still wrong and war and injustice on our planet currently? Which one would u be more upset at if you could speak to God.
@MG-bs5mr
@MG-bs5mr 11 ай бұрын
​@@jjlloyd2805is god omnipresent and / or omniscient and / or omnipotent? Or not? Besides you saying what you did ... are you implying that god killed practically every living thing on the planet but failed to eradicate "evil" forever? That's a pretty big fail is it not?
@jjlloyd2805
@jjlloyd2805 11 ай бұрын
@MG-bs5mr all 3, the condition that the possibility of evil can not be entirely removed unless choice and free will are completely removed. That is part of his entire plan to remove evil, actually. However, that is why you can choose right now which side you want to align yourself with, the world or his son. He didn't fail to do anything. He saw that the earth was full of evil and corrupt and decided to destroy what he created.
@jjlloyd2805
@jjlloyd2805 11 ай бұрын
@@MG-bs5mr .
@MG-bs5mr
@MG-bs5mr 11 ай бұрын
@@jjlloyd2805 so it failed first time round. Therefore it's not omnipotent.
@adamfurtaw915
@adamfurtaw915 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the part where god takes the unborn children from their mother's wombs. I think we call that abortion.
@marcdc6809
@marcdc6809 Жыл бұрын
the new testament describes how god rapes a woman and gives the child up to the tortured and killed on a cross.
@WhoThisMonkey
@WhoThisMonkey Жыл бұрын
I see a missing reply, can't have been a very nice one... 😅
@Linguae_Music
@Linguae_Music Жыл бұрын
Or when he had the isrealites bash their neighboring tribe's babies against the rocks to bust their skulls open, because their parents didnt worship him correctly enough.
@WhoThisMonkey
@WhoThisMonkey Жыл бұрын
And now there are two, is someone getting their comments shadow deleted? Oh how nice it is to be on the other side of that for once.
@MG-bs5mr
@MG-bs5mr 11 ай бұрын
​@@WhoThisMonkeythe comments are still there. In the main comments thread select "newest" then look through the comments, they'll all be there
@garyskinner2422
@garyskinner2422 Жыл бұрын
God is pro life ,tell that to the Amalekites.
@sound.of.science
@sound.of.science Жыл бұрын
If we only could. This god character made sure all of them were murdered.
@hopsta5628
@hopsta5628 Жыл бұрын
It's hilarious how Christians overlook the fact that their god gives explicit instructions as to how to bring about a stillbirth if a man suspects his wife is carrying another man's child.
@dwainmarsh9139
@dwainmarsh9139 Жыл бұрын
That 'I'm sorry' still gets me. It's like wait, what are you sorry for? It was god that is to have done it.
@infinightsky
@infinightsky 11 ай бұрын
I could feel that stinging from here
@oddoutdoors
@oddoutdoors 9 ай бұрын
Exodus 21 is the only chapter in any book of the bible that even comes close to addressing abortion and it explicitly says that if you strike a woman and she has a miscarriage then you must pay a fine, but if the woman is harmed permanently then you are to be punished. That's not exactly anti abortion. Psalms 137 9 is infamous. If you don't know it look it up. There are many other examples of god killing or commanding the killing of babies. The Bible explicitly states that women are property. That children are property. That children of slave women are property even if they're male. The Bible is not pro life.
@timdavidson8191
@timdavidson8191 Жыл бұрын
I can hear Sam laughing in the background
@Mountainhippo
@Mountainhippo 11 ай бұрын
Bro learned 3rd grade christianity and said: hmmm I’m going to try and use this to try to get people to agree with my dumb political views even though I have no idea what I’m talking about
@scamchan
@scamchan Жыл бұрын
Ha ah oh that part well that was back then HA AH
@blindwatchmaker2345
@blindwatchmaker2345 Жыл бұрын
If you're delusion is challenged by a fact of that delusion...
@D-Pocalypse
@D-Pocalypse Жыл бұрын
Every time i see this guy die inside after the question is just comedy gold! 😂
@gregorytremble315
@gregorytremble315 10 ай бұрын
Deuteronomy 32:39....God can do whatever He wants📖💯👈🏾Drops 🎤walks off stage 🚶🏾‍♂️
@stevangelical7052
@stevangelical7052 Жыл бұрын
Here's a thousand word substitute---😂
@jonathanstiles7221
@jonathanstiles7221 4 ай бұрын
God is the author of life and death. Don’t be ignorant.
@mattlenton7376
@mattlenton7376 Жыл бұрын
Beautiful!!!!!!
@RobertSmith-gx3mi
@RobertSmith-gx3mi Жыл бұрын
God, you mean the character in that book? The one it has been alleged to have committed mass murder and killed every living thing on this planet, except for one family of non boat makers and two of every kind of animal? The pro slavery deity from the bible? That's the literary character you are claiming is pro life?
@robertsmith3872
@robertsmith3872 4 ай бұрын
There is a reason why he did that but someone like you will never see or even want to try and understand why because you want to be the God of your life you wanna chose what’s right and wrong by your standards not the standards of our creator but don’t worry one day you will know the truth in this life or the next just like us all
@whylie1555
@whylie1555 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious hahahah believers are “special.” Hahahah
@samanthaanne246
@samanthaanne246 11 ай бұрын
Expert level
@Hhjiihhhffhihhyhf
@Hhjiihhhffhihhyhf 6 ай бұрын
Deuteronomy 32:39 See now that I myself am He! There is no god besides me. I put to death and I bring to life, I have wounded and I will heal, and no one can deliver out of my hand. 1 Samuel 2:6 The LORD brings death and makes alive; he brings down to the grave and raises up.
@myronl.509
@myronl.509 11 ай бұрын
The Bible says that no one on this earth is good. Not one person who has ever walked this earth is good (except Jesus). In fact, “If we say we have no sin, we are deceiving ourselves and the truth is not in us” (1 John 1:8 NASB). Therefore we, being bound by the Ten Commandments, have broken them. “You shall not steal”, “You shall not lie”, “You shall not covet”, and “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain” are some commandments to name. We have violated at least one of these, if not most, and consequently, we must face God’s justice: death and hell. How can we be saved from that? There is only one explanation, and that is Jesus Christ. 2,000 years ago, God was merciful enough to send His Son to suffer the wrath of God (the Bible says He became sin for us). Just before He died, He cried out, “It is finished.” That means He paid the fine so we could be free. No longer are we condemned when we trust that what God did on the cross was sufficient for our salvation, nor are there any more charges held against us for our sins. God commands that we repent (that is, confess and forsake your sins and perpetually turn from them), and trust alone in Jesus for our salvation (accept the free gift of eternal life and don’t trust that your own good works can save you from what you’re guilty of). After all, eternal life is a free gift from God and the work has already been done on the cross. All we have to do is believe and trust that He paid the full price for forgiveness of sin so that you and I could be reconciled back to God in heaven. You will then be transformed and be born again with a new heart with new desires so you love that which is righteous. Isn’t that wonderful? Act now, for tomorrow is not guaranteed. You could die tonight or in the next hour, so please, with loving consideration, please turn to God. He is willing nobody should perish but that all should come to repentance.
@LadyOfTheEdits
@LadyOfTheEdits Жыл бұрын
So good lol.
@Dr.exsack
@Dr.exsack Жыл бұрын
Dumm dumm dumm dumm dumm😂
@gkarjack504
@gkarjack504 10 ай бұрын
I meaaan in that event, God [YHWH] was like, "Ima eradicate them all for workshiping my rebellious children the fallen Angeeellls....wait...wait I scoped Noah, he's is still pure...ummmmmm...no no the good: Elohim fearing will not suffer for the bad: Luciferian ideology worshipers" - Disclaimer no joke intended Lord🙏🏽🫡
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 Жыл бұрын
Perfection.
@notdavidcastro
@notdavidcastro Жыл бұрын
Fuf... Recorde todo le antiguo testamento.
@BOASTinTheLORD
@BOASTinTheLORD 11 ай бұрын
Nobody in the comments is using the word abortion...
@sound.of.science
@sound.of.science 11 ай бұрын
Maybe because the video hasn't got anything to do with that? The video is about a man holding a sign that says: "God is pro-life". And then this man is told that his god killed everyone. And then the man is silent.
@Sillysquid336
@Sillysquid336 2 ай бұрын
Hahaha 😂
@tomking7080
@tomking7080 10 ай бұрын
“No comment “
@christiinarosee
@christiinarosee 8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@shanelebeau5891
@shanelebeau5891 Жыл бұрын
It’s ok, we know Noah’s nonsensical flood didn’t happen
@Mountainhippo
@Mountainhippo 11 ай бұрын
It did though
@robertjimenez5984
@robertjimenez5984 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@user-ug4ok3ov2t
@user-ug4ok3ov2t 7 ай бұрын
Love it.
@ScottySmac
@ScottySmac 11 ай бұрын
He did not kill everybody. He killed the wicked.
@sound.of.science
@sound.of.science 11 ай бұрын
So a million babies and children were 'wicked'? And them being 'wicked' is reason to drown them? No wonder this world is a mess if gods give these kind of examples.
@ScottySmac
@ScottySmac 11 ай бұрын
Yes, they were. Read Genisis 6. They were tainted with Nephilim blood. That is why God was going to destroy mankind. Noah and his family were the only humans that were not tainted.
@sound.of.science
@sound.of.science 11 ай бұрын
Wow, so you think it was right to drown a million babies and children. Religion, and especially christianity, truly is the real evil in this world.
@MG-bs5mr
@MG-bs5mr 11 ай бұрын
Are there still people that you consider "wicked?" And do you consider your god to be omnipresent and / or Omniscient and / omnipotent?
@Spoiler_Alertist
@Spoiler_Alertist 11 ай бұрын
​@@MG-bs5mrjust commenting questions to not have dialog?... I misinterpreted your motives in the first thread, you're just a troll
@captainkelley2339
@captainkelley2339 10 ай бұрын
So many people in this comment section need to read the part of the Bible that covers "the ordeal of bitter water". Not only is the Christian God fine with abortions, he gave instructions on how to perform them.
@reigns77.
@reigns77. 11 ай бұрын
God judged the world because the world was so wicked ....He warned them what he was going to do through the preaching of Noah Who is man to question God
@sound.of.science
@sound.of.science 11 ай бұрын
Who is this god character to make humans suffer? Let him sod of and ruin another universe.
@GuitarDog_atx
@GuitarDog_atx Жыл бұрын
All true about the past, but what about the future? Read Revelations and it shows that this god is pretty damn far from prolife. When the seals are being broken and angels start blowing trumpets, billions will die for the crime of not praising Jesus.
@Johnnyblaze1800
@Johnnyblaze1800 9 ай бұрын
I can come to realize that god doesn’t give a damn about who’s lives or dies he obviously doesn’t care about us if he exists
@tadeuszwojtowicz9654
@tadeuszwojtowicz9654 11 ай бұрын
This is misunderstand The Holy Bible. God is Good. Great Food was a Punishment. 😊
@sound.of.science
@sound.of.science 11 ай бұрын
So what part of god drowning a million babies and children did I misunderstood?
@tadeuszwojtowicz9654
@tadeuszwojtowicz9654 11 ай бұрын
@@sound.of.science You misunderstand the Holy Bible. I read that was punishment. God is The Creatot and he can do with us Whatever He wants to. You look on it like a man you should do it with Soul because God is Spiryt.
@tadeuszwojtowicz9654
@tadeuszwojtowicz9654 11 ай бұрын
@@sound.of.science You cannot let God what to do. God is God and that you dislike it that Problem is with you not with HIM.
@sound.of.science
@sound.of.science 11 ай бұрын
So you are fine with your god drowning a million babies and children?
@markfaites
@markfaites 8 ай бұрын
​@@tadeuszwojtowicz9654"god is good" *proceeds to say how creating someone gives you rights to power abose and murder every single thing you created, saying that its actually a good deed* yep, christians are craaaazy.
@lanceevans4053
@lanceevans4053 Жыл бұрын
The sad part is you’ll see one day why you shouldn’t mock God or his people
@gango23
@gango23 Жыл бұрын
I hope you are backing the right god then!
@sound.of.science
@sound.of.science Жыл бұрын
Even funnier is that we don't have to wait for that to see that the guy in the video is a total fool. And other than that: you just parrot the good old christian threats. That religion is so toxic.
@lanceevans4053
@lanceevans4053 Жыл бұрын
Sad you say so, I can see Gods creation in frequency. It’s amazing proof of his creation
@gango23
@gango23 Жыл бұрын
@@lanceevans4053 you would do better to address the point raised in the clip than preach nonsense.
@sound.of.science
@sound.of.science Жыл бұрын
So 'frequency' is evidence of god? I go to the toilet with a frequency of about 5 times a day. How does that prove god?
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