Clorox Bleach Niceee

Emily Kipp Here's mine: "I don't _wanna_ live life I JUST WANNA SLEEP"

Emily Kipp mine Is "laughing so hard nothing comes out..so you look like a clapping seal"

Emily Kipp LOL I HAVE SEEN THAT BEFORE!

Emily Kipp I have a shirt that says that. 😂

I didn't even get a handshake or the paper in person. I graduated early for the military and four months later the diploma was mailed to my folks house. Kind of a disappointing ending after that 113,880 hours of work. lol

itsJustJuli // *makes senior quote bucket list*

thats 90 years in school. just sayin.

Sigh Phi Guy no its like 12 years

learn to do basic math bud. based on a 7hr school day and a 180day school year.

Or you could say '...squeeze them into the eyes of the people you hate and never apologise'. 🙂

*well that took a dark turn*

@@noonoofulable Yeah, that is better as it makes sense and is not awkward and clumsy tp say

When life gives you a lemonade, make lemons

What about when life gives you lemons, and you realise that those lemons were the people around you???

-much like the gacha life community from my understanding-

Cherry ßlossom• “Roses are red, Violets are blue, goodbye school, I never liked you”

Roses are red, graduation is swell; Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Hey our usernames are kinda similar!

Mine’ll be. “Who came up with the idea for the school coat, c’mon own up we’re all friends here”

+1

Same dude/gurl!!!!

That's me like 2020

I was actually wearing a sweater with the same exact writing on it

So quirky

Lol.I started elementary school with straight A's now I'm not even straight.This is gonna be mine.😂

Oh lol me too

i mean,,,,,, no

Me too😂

5:55 can't agree more

dobbbbyyyyyyyyy T_T

I’m dying 😂🤣

I don't get it.

@@nedflanders1559 It´s Dobby quote from Harry Potter

lol that's genius

you are Albert Einstein reincarnated *insert smiley face*

That's the honest truth! Insert Muttley gif...

Umm how did Abraham say that he has been dead for almost 150 years?!? :/ r/Woooooooosh me if you're SUS

@@Starless-and-Bible-Black r/woooosh

Omg, I actually laughed so hard

Oooooood

ME TOO MY NAME IS MINNIE HO

I have a friend that her last name is a ho

HO-le life?

Oohh, dark, love it! 😄

Heard that one before, love it! 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg tysm that's gotta be THE best thing ever

Wow so egdy and cringey

Actually, she was referring to the movie

@@duburing3427 Wtf? No! Patrick says that in some episode, not in the movie. 🙄

@@bibi-we4lg actually, there is a comment said that "Spongebob said that"

I think they meant it was from the show Spongebob, but yeah, kind of confusing

Yes but Patrick is from Spongebob

Taylor Ramirez ikr

when i read ur comment i looked back at the video and it was the girl that said ' im so much cooler online'!!!!! and just so u know im a babbler and may start babbling any momoent now . . . i live in australia by the way. tommorow its my friends birthday i can type in. chinese ㅇㅎㅅㅇㅍㅎㄱㄱㅇㄶㅎ ㅎㄱㅊㅎㅇ ㅍㅎㄱㅈㅈ ㅁㄹㄴ ㅁㄴ ㄹㄷ푸 . . sorry about the babbling i need to go byeeeeeee!!!

Taylor Ramirez he

Taylor Ramirez are you from the 🇵🇭 philippines

Taylor Ramirez are you from the 🇵🇭 philippines

Lol XD was supposed ro b in bed.

Tomboy's Life Blog yasssss

Tomboy's Life Blog. me

Tomboy's Life Blog oml 1 o'clock in the morning I'm so sleepy how'd you know xD

Oh snap, you are savage AF.

Grace Holland It’s great 😂

Have you found him? :)?

Grace: I hoop she found the right old man. (Otherwise, she was gold-digging at the wrong claim again.)

Im 41, so she can wait quite some time, and when i'm gone she can have that five dollars :D

Those are literally the plans my friend told me she had. My reaction: 😶

Savannah Banana hello best friend of the year

I started laughing so hard

If idiots could go to highschool, then this place would be a highschool. Wait....

Literally every Asian dad

Life story of every Asian kid ever

😅😂😂😂

"Dad, I'm 12" "TALK TO ME WHEN YOU DOCTOR"

lol

ExplorATER? 😁

Explorer* And its "we did it, we did it, we did it, yay"

That's what my friend calls meh

@@Kairii-Kylie Explora

Hahaha, oh god.

What? xD

That is awesome.

Omfg do it or else

Instead of swell hell would sound much better

I knew I got that wrong in the test. I’m screwed.😰

At least you had a graduation

@MAKENNA KOWAL what?

10,000 subs with no videos??? ?? Have you actually watched Jurassic park? Smh

MGMaster99 Why are you replying to a comment 2 months old? Smh

Sonourious idk why do you have a cancerous fortnite pic? We both have our reasons.

Sonourious also merry Christmas btw 👍

Lol...no shit right?

dats mee lol same

Or it mens the video doesn't such so there's no need to sop any

Oof same

I'm watching this at midnight eating Doritos and drinking coke

its incredible how much life is wasted upon the young. these people have NO idea about what life is really about because its not taught in any school. Most fail to realize what the 3 most important in choices in their life are: 1) who you're gonna spend it with 2) where are you gonna spend it 3) how are you gonna spend it. One needs to follow what they're naturally good at but a lot never find what that "thing" may be. Or they find it but do not pursue it. For example I used to take clocks apart at around 6yo. no I couldn't put them back together again but I was curious as to what made them tick. That curiosity followed me through life because I found out early that I was very technically oriented. Thus becoming an attorney or banker or politician was not gonna work for me.

@@leecowell8165 Another 'new generation hating' comment. How original!

@@leecowell8165 And sometimes you know perfectly well what you are good at, but financial barriers, health issues, unstable economy, or lack of doors opening prevent you from pursuing. I am now a senior and I have finally accepted the fact that we have very little control over how our life plays out. And I am at peace with that. I would say to young people "look for opportunities and do the best with whatever situation you find yourself in".

@@noqueq9003 Doubt very much Lee was trying to be original.

​@@leecowell8165Pretty much every kid does the exact opposite of what you think they're doing.

khristian fairley exactly

He was fine too.

That rhymes too

the lines too

Who the hell are you?

The iq is rising by the second 🤯

I have been enlightened

well, duh.

- joe biden 2022

funniest fucking thing i've read in years...insanely clever

indeed

I agree! Lol

If you fall, I’ll catch you then drop you to the floor, hurting you in the process -beam

There are to types of people the people who break there fall or the people who's fall breaks them

I read the first one when the one on the video came😱

happy belated mother’s day to the guy in the second one

Ahah, yeah xD I was scrolling through the comments to see if any1 else noticed

I just commented that

Yelp Yep autocorrect sucks

I used to have a shirt that said that

Yes! I started laughing so hard! 😂

Mine is probably gonna be "I did my waiting! 12 years of it in AZKABAN!!!" ~ Sirius Black

If not what I already posted, you already know, it will be a Harry Potter quote. " I have done my waiting. Master has given Hayley a Diploma. Hayley is FREEEEE! " - Me Credit to Megan.

Yep

:D

But it so sad the he died;^; and also Hedwig;^; And everyone else on da good side;^;

Whisk Chili instead of Looney tunes, it should be Every Cartoon Ever

maybe it works, but the object's resistance is strong until it doesn't put enough energy to resist gravity by being distracted from looking down.

.....said every aging large breast.

Of your own device?

Krampus Girl well

Krampus Girl that's me. LOL😂😂😂

I know what my quote is lol

Welllll

Better would be" not fat just pregnant"

Iconic ._. lol

Lol 😂😝

What dose imao stand for

@@aadyamago laughing my ass off

Iconic ._. So me rip

SÓ PRESTA ASSIM !☻👽💀😈

MrCooldogs123 yeah yeah yeah we know

Oof

*Hannah M* xDD

yesss lmao

*Hannah M* Why did you literally just say what I JUST learned about today?

If I did that my science teacher will legit kill me XD she hates that definition

min yoongis tongue technology Yeah I would agree. The mitochondria really isn't the powerhouse of the cell at all XD the mitochondria instead synthesizes ATP to be dephosphorylated, so technically places where respiration occurs is the powerhouse of the cell? Who knows! I don't want to be a doctor so I don't care! I like memes.

That's awesome! I'm Finnish so I'm gonna say "I finally Finnished high school"

@Zftenss lol thats cool

I'm gonna say "I'm American" Because I'm American.

@Zftenss Thanks man.

@Zftenss yes. I'm very creative as you can see.

#TheSportOfReporting #TheMikeNiceShow

kms raise them*

I put my GPA up for adoption because I couldn't raise them alone

Raise them*

kms yess mcr

I write arms races not fashion statements mcr is gr8

#harrypotterjokes

Dobby is Free~~~~~

galaxy Queen now Megan has to pay taxes, and is not free.....

galaxy Queen that will be mine 😂😂

Me too😂

What ?

Who's that in your profile pic? I feel like I've seen it before.

Lol I read it wrong and I saw, *”I blew up in the microwave”* :-;

My future quote will be " No hard feelings "

The profile pic is one of the super minor characters from a webtoon called lumine! Sorry responding so late lol

Lol 😂

Nigahiga?

wOw

Pretty good

Omg same I was thinking that!!!!

That was my friends quote. Her name is fraya

Kennedylewisvidz If I was a highschool boi, mine would be, splish splash gimme dat diplomash

I want ravioli

@@cheyennearnett8534 Same

By the white tees

Lacy and Oreo hey noodle

Why would Kristy be laying next to him 🤔

*what does smh mean?*

Wy Anne Tan shake my head

NotTheBestGaming pssst: sex

6:03...doesn't he look like namjoon? (only a little bit)

hi am good boy taehyung Trueee

Jajajajaja

Mine would be "Beach" "Bitch?" -Taehyung and Jimin 😂

Same but I didn't placed it on a yearbook quotes but rather I embroidered them on the wrist of my hoodie lmaaaooo

Yass

Mine: "Hogwarts was better than high school. This school feels like Azkaban."

@@johnnyappleton4956 LOL

😂😂

RAVENCLAW! 💙💙💙💙

Cype no its mine

Cype lol

Cype lol good quote

Cype Clash Royale sabotages 🤣😂

Cype mine is gonna be "Literally" - Leafy

tristan jones hispanic ?

Oof yes.

So truee

His Panic❓🤔

Blame the spaniards from coming here.

Get a flash light to see where you are going.

Janitaa MSP and my computer screen brightness is at the low the absolute lowest it will go

... China... is in Asia..the hecc???

@@_delta_music_ wait you just knew or thats a joke-

dont tell me you didn't know that Korea,Arab Saudi, Africa is Asia too-

@@nikiru.2256 what about rushia?

@@_delta_music_ Rusia is in Europe

Twiqq genius

You copied that quote from someone. *LIARRR*

Mine ran away when they were 7

Yea i gave mine in 5th grade...I miss my grades...

I read this just as the thing came on my screen xD

R/cursedcomments

In a black family low grades don’t exist :’)

Ight ima head out

#TheSportOfReporting #TheMikeNiceShow

Dang

Lol. Let me enlighten you. The "old cabbage patch" is right. Whether you ever realize it or not.

@@imonthewinningside8281 Dude it's from Star Wars

Conner -5 haha amazing

Lol

Go eagles

Conner -5 i

My quote is "if all the women were like me there would be no gays"

Ultra HD Let's Play - I never got that one.

Haha I don't think we're supposed to get this one, that's the beauty of it, he sounds mentally disturbed or he took way too many drugs :D

😂😂

It's actually a pretty popular quote- as crazy as it sounds, it's true

that person lost all but 1 brain cell during his time in high school.

Get a handle on that.

Getting out of bed is even harder.

Me too

Yeah, why come up with something original when you can just steal other people's else's ideas? That must be the ethnic motto adopted by Hollywood so they can annihilate Western civilization's history and culture.

Omg same

Kingsito only the real ones know this

And I was the 42nd like as well

If the dog eats it, the dog will die, as chocolate is poisonous to dogs

@@murdermcmurderface In my experience, not true. They just puke like 20 times a day and drop liqui-crap all over the house for the next 24 hours, although once in a while you get them outside in time, and in that case they just re-eat it, and save barfing/liqui-poo-ing it for when they get back in the house over a carpet. Then, if it happens to happen on Christmas Eve AND Christmas Day because they got into chocolate on December 23rd and then on December 24th they got into more because you thought you found where they were getting it all from but you were wrong so they found it again, then they take off uncharacteristically from the back yard on Christmas Day and you find them after they've been rolling in the muddy chicken crap of some loser in the neighborhood who decided keeping chickens was a great idea, then you almost barf in the car from the smell which is impossible to adequately describe, but all mixed together with the vomit and liqui-poo it has this intensely muddy-chicken-poo-sweet-scent-of-chocolate thing going on that is so strong that two baths will not even come close to clearing it. So, as I said, in my experience they don't die, you just kind of fantasize about that after the first dozen or so barfings/liqui-poo-ings on all the carpeted surfaces of your house. Ahhhh, good times.

@@ceilingunlimited2430 OMG this was so funny sick I almost pooped myself then rolled on floor laughing my chicken ass off !!!

@@petemavus2948 Thank you, Pete. I'm glad that somebody saw that and appreciated it. I didn't realize that it was mostly one giant sentence, which really adds to the humor. In case you had any doubt, you better believe it happened just like that. The bonus was that my dad had to be taken from his skilled nursing facility to the hospital at about 10:30pm Christmas Eve, so I had to go stay with him until he was situated. When I got home at 3:30am or so, I was treated to the sights and scents of round 1. Usually I put the gifts under the tree, but my family did that for me. They didn't know to check for that kind of stuff, but the dog sure did.

@@ceilingunlimited2430 🤣🤣🤣 I hope this becomes your, and your descendants'. favorite Christmas legend. So there's at least that compensation. 🤣🤣🤣

Torpedo96 x why does your pic match so well here lol

lol same

SAME LOL

Tav Charles when life gives You lemons dont make lemonade! GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?! I DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER!

Tav Charles Mine will be "I'M GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN....with the lemons!" -Cave Johnson, Portal 2

Wow... This has the most likes I've ever had Edited because I made a typo

Tav Charles STUDIO C!!!!!

Tav Charles that's mean

lmao I can't XD

*Sis dragged*

same

MB!MANAV HES BACK!!??!?! .why?

Wacky Jacky cool story bruh

Wacky Jacky hahahahahaha maybe because you glow up and become attractive not for your money only

Maryam Sikaoui icing

아리Ally also there's a quote by v

아리Ally lmaoo armys are everywhere

AHHH MIN SUGA!!!!

Army ahhhh

IKR LOL And hi ARMY!! 💜