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@benshawn55363 жыл бұрын
Why did you pin this
@PT-ge5pq3 жыл бұрын
Who tf knows?
@indep_3 жыл бұрын
Because the prophecy came true
@grapeluver53 жыл бұрын
Mom I TOLD you I'm a big boy, now would you PLEASE remove the pickles from my hamburger already
@porkydorky3 жыл бұрын
Because. (Srry for bringing politics into this)
@henrystoen59183 жыл бұрын
because
@Caaaaaaate3 жыл бұрын
I used to work at panera and everyone always talks about the “no onions” modification training video. It’s supposed to teach about the importance of getting everyone’s order 100% correct. They compare order accuracy to newborn babies getting mixed up at the hospital. It was something like “98% accuracy sounds great. BUt 2% WoULd bE a LoT oF bABieS sEnT tO tHE wRoNG fAmiLy!!!” and it goes on to show an example where a guy orders a sandwich with no onions and the line accidentally leaves them on. so the guy proceeds to be haunted by onions for the rest of the week and it starts raining onions and he falls to his knees dramatically and cries “I SAIID NOO ONIOONNNSSS”. Do with this information what you will.
@djoofplanetearth88213 жыл бұрын
Cate Samosky my grandpa is allergic to onions so he probably would of died instead of being haunted
@thanatoast3 жыл бұрын
I think it's more of an allergy concern than anything. That 2% failure rate could kill someone who is not paying attention.
@liver-failure3 жыл бұрын
@DJO ofPlanetEarth Your grandpa would be the one doing the haunting
@jenl70943 жыл бұрын
I don’t think the employees of our local Panera have seen this video.
@ChelCole3 жыл бұрын
@@liver-failure i shouldn't have laughed but lmaooooo
@maeganmonster3 жыл бұрын
"Is this a return or an exchange?" "Yes" as a retail worker I feel this in my veins
@aiden1053 жыл бұрын
Same, I’ve had that exchange before word-for-word with customers
@ginger44273 жыл бұрын
yeah I get that a lot at my job dairy queen they never like my tacos 😔
@lj.8533 жыл бұрын
Money back and new product please! Oh come one the period stains on this remote control car aren't THAT big!
@caprificusfigs3 жыл бұрын
"Would you like your receipt emailed or printed today?" "...Receipt".
@chipskylark55003 жыл бұрын
Would you like your receipt with you or in the bag? Yes
@ashy86462 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: rats are a lot like cats with their cleanliness and self grooming as well as hate of dirtiness. Which sounds strange given the rat’s image
@nugget7363 Жыл бұрын
YES
@theprince965 Жыл бұрын
Rat paws typed this comment.
@c.r.k.7162 Жыл бұрын
As someone myself who had pet rats in the past, I’m glad you mentioned this 🐀 💕
@azzy-551 Жыл бұрын
Bubonic plague moment
@ashy8646 Жыл бұрын
@@azzy-551 ???, the plague was found to be fleas not rats, the rats just carried the fleas.
@ItsScapeGoated Жыл бұрын
I worked at Toys R Us back in 2012 and we had to watch a VHS training video from the 90's. It wasn't particularly weird, but they hammered in the point of making sure you don't stop someone shoplifting, in case they have a weapon and could kill you. It must have been at least 3 minutes long, telling us to NOT go after them or even talk to them. Let them take the item and call the cops, or you could get hurt. Later on a month or two later I was blamed for letting someone take an item instead of trying to stop them and was written up.
@stevenluoma1268 Жыл бұрын
Awesome.
@robinthefool8960 Жыл бұрын
Classic
@cyndrift Жыл бұрын
ah, shitty gms who want you to sacrifice your life for your minimum wage job. tale as old as time.
@WhereAmIAndWhy9 ай бұрын
No wonder Toys R Us went bankrupt, those mf wanted you to sit there and let someone steal? My mates work got told to the exact opposite as you guys, "stop shoplifting, no matter what"
@adora_was_taken9 ай бұрын
@@WhereAmIAndWhy usually big retailers have insurance to cover shoplifting and report repeat offenders to the police and they don't want to deal with employees getting hurt, so they just let it happen unless it's something really valuable.
@excuseu25633 жыл бұрын
Drew: has anxiety His doctor: *stop that*
@schwefelfell71543 жыл бұрын
anxiety? knock it off
@excuseu25633 жыл бұрын
Schwefelfell 7 I love that reference lol
@unhingedfrogspawn67153 жыл бұрын
Taking people's lives? You can stop that Having anxiety? You can stop that I'm not sure if that's what you're referencing but the Dobre brothers sure are something lol
@excuseu25633 жыл бұрын
CasserolePerson I am lol
@unhingedfrogspawn67153 жыл бұрын
@@excuseu2563 oh ok *LOL*
@SakiMcGee3 жыл бұрын
"Is this a return or an exchange?" "Yes." That is the most painfully accurate representation of customer service I've ever heard
@lamibonxd3 жыл бұрын
omg hi i didnt think id see u here!
@Falconifan2 жыл бұрын
The Walgreens anti-union video made it seem like unions were worse than shoplifters. Like union reps would loiter around the store like drug dealers peddling that higher wage, better benefits crap It was difficult not to laugh.
@unfriendlyghost2 жыл бұрын
We had to attend an entire anti-union seminar at my job 🙃 like ik it's a company with decent benefits but what a way to make me want to start a union out of spite lmao
@CML-rl1rx2 жыл бұрын
Dollar general had a horrible anti-union video too. It was laughable. They paid shit too. 9$/hour. And I don't even need to say this because everyone ever who has worked there will tell you this: worst place to work ever. No matter which one you work at
@yaboicolleen2 жыл бұрын
Home Depot snuck their anti-union speech into the "personal/customer security" section of their training videos. It was about keeping your signature secure and the example they gave was "never sign a union card!" and the union rep they had in the video was like, a customer in the garden department who tried to slide one of the employees a flier. Especially funny bc one of the three reasons I applied for the job (other than 1: I needed a job and 2: this was the gay location) was I wanted to try to unionize and that location was so high-traffic it'd be harder for corporate to shut down out of spite.
@wrexvincent2192 Жыл бұрын
Target has a special video for why they are antiUnion. Same with a local grocery chain I worked at for years.
@newcamomile Жыл бұрын
@@wrexvincent2192 all these comments are so wild, in my country it's illegal for a company to tell employees not to unionise
@Psianth2 жыл бұрын
"I can't tell if this guy is ON cocaine" No, he IS cocaine
@Nailpainter111 ай бұрын
MGK moment
@danielp56493 жыл бұрын
“Aww they’re falling in love” got me both times
@leilahogan20073 жыл бұрын
When did he say that my dumbass missed it 👁👄👁
@DreamPainter543 жыл бұрын
@@leilahogan2007 11:27 and 12:36 I think hahaha
@leilahogan20073 жыл бұрын
@@DreamPainter54 okay thank you 👁💧👄💧👁
@DreamPainter543 жыл бұрын
@@leilahogan2007 anything for you 👸
@leilahogan20073 жыл бұрын
@@DreamPainter54 🥺🥺thank you so much that is the nicest thing anyone has ever called me. Ur a queen/king too💛💛
@danielpenrodii23893 жыл бұрын
Former Chuck E Cheese employee here: One thing they don’t prepare you for, when you put on the mascot suit for the first time, is your limited field of vision. I couldn’t see the 5-6 feet of the ground right in front of me unless I tilted my head down fairly significantly, due to the eye sockets of the mask being 6-7 inches away from my face. Once a small child sprinted up to me, surprising me so badly that I had no clue they were there. He kind of leapt at my legs and timed it poorly since I was in the middle of a silly dance move that required me to lift my leg up. Given that the mascot shoes are practically giant pillows, it trampolined the kid straight into the side of one of the arcade games and he flopped to the ground instantly. I stood there, frozen in panic, for I figured I just killed a kid. I quickly did a 360° and noticed nobody saw what just occurred, so I reached out to pat the kid on the shoulder. After 4-5 seconds, he eventually started making noise and opening his eyes. I was instantly on the other side of the building by the time he started crying. Never got in trouble for it and I still wonder if that little kid is alright. Pretty sure I obliterated his ability to do basic math... Also, I’ve played bar trivia with the guitarist for Bowling For Soup. So yeah...this video has really gone full circle for me lol
@ljbryan56863 жыл бұрын
This comment is so underrated 😂
@danielpenrodii23893 жыл бұрын
@@ljbryan5686 Thank you. I took you on a journey of self-discovery and wonderment.
@alainawhitney19463 жыл бұрын
Lol Daniel?? We definitely follow each other on twitter hahahaha
@ErinLastNameRedacted3 жыл бұрын
Jeez... I hope he got medical attention. That costume is a lawsuit waiting to happen! Is the Bowling for Soup guy good at trivia? I bet he knows a lot about things that happened in 1985.
@danielpenrodii23893 жыл бұрын
Alaina Whitney Haha yes we absolutely do. You recognized the quality content instantly!
@Moths_maxx2 жыл бұрын
I was forced to watch a video where a man got onions on his sandwich after asking for no onions. He proceeded to be haunted by onions for weeks and this all culminated to him smelling onions in his bed, when he pulled the onion out of his pillowcase he screamed into the camera for an uncomfortable amount of time before the screen went black.
@Zdeath Жыл бұрын
This sounds like one of those creepy missing footage things. I wonder if it online anywhere
@Moths_maxx Жыл бұрын
@@Zdeath gotta love Panera training
@madelinecampbell3603 Жыл бұрын
@@Moths_maxx i feel like the fact that this was Panera should be important information. However it being panera also makes this ten times more ominous
@actoutloud542001 Жыл бұрын
Omg Panera. I’ll never forget.
@broadex9080 Жыл бұрын
To be honest I would just take the onions out. Not blaming the poor employees that probably don’t have a union or any benefits.
@Rachaelhawksworth Жыл бұрын
You make the joke about if you need to pass out don’t do it in front of the kids, but that’s actually a serious rule in mascot jobs!!! I was a monkey at a soft play centre for years and even trained others to do it, we had a signal too. Once a girl almost passed out and we basically dragged / carried her back to our changing cupboard instead of taking the head off in the room with the kids hahah
@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын
Dang. That's impressive.
@iris.haz.irises10 ай бұрын
i went to a soft play centre with a monkey mascot as a kid and i was scared of him so i hid under the rolling play things when he arrived.
"one of the fun things people did in the 80s was, uh, cocaine" caught me so off guard
@anna_banana4143 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of the video about the girl saying comedians and she goes "well my last boyfriend was really different from the other because I'm uh *hand down low* and he was uh *hand up high* addicted to heroin" 😭 idk if you know what I'm talking about but they have the same vibe 😭😭
@anri60603 жыл бұрын
That line was so perfect. And he said it so naturally I had to go back and check 😭
@jazmine32133 жыл бұрын
@@anna_banana414 where's that from
@loob28653 жыл бұрын
jAzmine 4:27
@anna_banana4143 жыл бұрын
jAzmine it was like a buzzfeed video or something and it was like a “blind date.” She had to pick a comedian to date based off of his jokes lmao
@JackiJinx2 жыл бұрын
I worked at Chuck E Cheese in 2007-2009 and two things I wanted to bring up: that costume wasn't so much about worrying to pass out as it was not being able to scream for help when children attacked you. One of my coworkers was clobbered with a broom while just doing some rounds about the store. I got crowded by the stage picture machine and all the parents just laughed and continued filming their party. Secondly, the only thing I remember about the training video at the time is they used Beck's music. I don't remember what songs, but I distinctly remember this baffling me.
@danielh572 Жыл бұрын
I know it's been a year since this comment, but I have a vague memory of kicking a Chuck E Cheese that scared me in the balls so I apologize on behalf of all former children
@WhereAmIAndWhy9 ай бұрын
My friends older brother had a mascot job and all that ✨jazz✨...all he could say is that it was a living hell 😅 (he worked as a mascot for a like small town diner-ish). Firstly, he said where he worked, you couldn't faint, take the head off, come out of character, ext. On normal days: He'd come in, around 8, before they opened. He'd go into the back, and his suit was his responsibility. So he'd brush it, polish the bits that needed it, and since his costume was so big and heavy and thicc, he'd have to change the padding on the inside of the suit, he'd have to spray it to get rid of any bad smells, ect. Then he'd put it on round the times where people would come in for lunch (mainly on weekends cause kids loved the mascot). He'd go back, try not to over heat, ect, then come back out, repeat. On Birthdays/holidays/celebrations: He'd have to come in early, suit stuff, then he'd have to put the mascot into another costume kinda thing (like, if Christmas, Santa. If like a spiderman themed party, he'd put the costume on) but since he had a big suit, he'd have to do that after he put the damn thing on. He said when he was working there as well, days where there'd be quite a lot of rowdy kids, they'd give him these weird like clippy things to keep pieces of the suit to be kept in place. He has a lot of funny asf stories from there. His words were "I'm glad the mascot is also an alcoholic, the least they could do is let me drink on the job" 😅 they would if it was a slow day without kids
@TomsterMusicFanGirl Жыл бұрын
I worked at a SUPER COOL PLACE that had these ICONIC golden arches and after about a year of working the night shift there, I started to realize that my paychecks were inconsistent. Turns out my manager, Amanda(this is her real name because she's an awful person, a thief, and I don't work there anymore because of this so FU) stole money from me every single check. She would log into our system and clock us out for a while,just to make her numbers look good. I caught her in the middle of doing this and, suffice to say, I quit. I also told every other employee that I could before I left and,after checking their respective pay stubs and realizing the validity of my statements, several others also quit. Ha-ha, Amanda.
@imveryangryitsnotbutter Жыл бұрын
Evil woman, how you done me wrong Now you're tryin' to wail a different song Haha woman, how you broke me up You made the wine, now you drink the cup
@vroomiez3485 Жыл бұрын
i cant believe drews wife would do this!
@emilyb.8219 Жыл бұрын
Please tell me you sued for unpaid wages and got what you were owed 🙏
@TomsterMusicFanGirl Жыл бұрын
@@emilyb.8219 'Course not. I was 19 and I couldn't afford to look at a lawyer XD
@TomsterMusicFanGirl Жыл бұрын
@@vroomiez3485Lol, I didn't even register that Drew's wife had the same name when I posted this. Imma be more specific, her name is Amanda Jeffers. I want that shame all on her. She more than deserves it, she's literally stealing from children.
@quackmothertrucker3 жыл бұрын
Danny and Kurtis: tiktok videos Drew: *s h o p l i f t i n g in the 80s*
@MySingerlover3 жыл бұрын
I actually like that he didn't do a tik tok video. It's been done to death by so many youtubers tbh
@frostyskeletons89503 жыл бұрын
MySingerlover Agreed! I’m so over TikTok videos
@fkhan20063 жыл бұрын
tiktok bad
@Anna-if9mi3 жыл бұрын
tiktok bad
@Saibellus3 жыл бұрын
i sang that to the tune of running in the 90s
@amywillows14193 жыл бұрын
Me: *is having a bad day* Danny, Drew, and Kurtis: "No."
@chickenboss363 жыл бұрын
Okay
@atlasintokyo17523 жыл бұрын
i love that i feel that
@eleanor85693 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@nebula3183 жыл бұрын
Yes same
@simipea3 жыл бұрын
i was so happy when i saw all of the notifications lined up :)
@RINGOTHEMAN Жыл бұрын
I worked briefly at Cinemark, and they had a "training" video that more just seemed like propaganda for the company. it was a walking-dead style skit thing where they were the "working dead" and all the employees were being turned into zombies. so the two last employees had to find a tape after cleaning up some trash. so it was like watching a tape within a tape, and they made fun of 80s slang. they said that the thing turning everyone into zombies is that "people weren't caring enough about their jobs" and that "it only takes one person to start the infection". the reason there was trash around was cause "only an employee who cared enough to clean would be able to find the tape and save the Cinemark" so anyway they brought everyone back with a disney-channel original level inspiring speech about how you should put all your effort into working there. i think what made that whole goofy training video better, is that immediately after they cut to this incredibly dry, serious slide show about fire safety and fire-related theatre disasters. i left after 2 weeks lol
@Random-sk6hm8 ай бұрын
minimum wage = minimum effort
@gabbyiskrabby2 жыл бұрын
not only does wendy have the best training videos, they also have a wattpad channel with actual works up
@phi11052 жыл бұрын
They have a *what*
@whydontduckswanttobemyfriends Жыл бұрын
It's the funniest thing ever
@iclynnx Жыл бұрын
They have a what I was so dumbfounded I had the same response as someone else
@summerthyme3008Ай бұрын
this is two years old but they have a *what*
@crochetingcat28703 жыл бұрын
I love how the chef sounds like he’s going to cry at any moment
@DarkShadic96323 жыл бұрын
It’s my favorite... *cries in sobbing*
@sadturn17403 жыл бұрын
I'm in distress because I want to like your comment but its at 69 likes :(
@sadturn17403 жыл бұрын
I hate whoever was the 70th like but now the wait is over, I liked it:)
@ball-point-Penni3 жыл бұрын
He is, it’s the “sweat”
@AFoxInFlames3 жыл бұрын
All right! (Lol!) I thought something about his voice was off but couldn't figure it out, this is it lol
@sassypants34733 жыл бұрын
he's not sweating, he's glistening.
@milksoda6553 жыл бұрын
He's glowing ✨😍
@iristhai59693 жыл бұрын
A e s t h e t i c
@avisheh9423 жыл бұрын
He sparkling cuz he’s a vampire
@pablothecreator72513 жыл бұрын
💦💧🌈✨💫💕✨sweatycore💫💕✨✨💧💦
@c1nnamodoll3 жыл бұрын
Avisheh i was literally about to quote the “this is what i look like in the sun” scene pls lmfaoo 😭
@marenwithanm7091 Жыл бұрын
The Chucky cheese one is so wack, that "if you feel in danger, run to the back asap so the kids don't see" sounds almost exactly like the FNAF training phone calls
@darkoceanpoet6 ай бұрын
im pretty sure this is what they do at disney with mascot costumes too, do with that what you will.
@LeidenFrostXIII2 жыл бұрын
6:42 This now means Chuck E Cheese sang the Phineas and Ferb intro, and I dont know what to do with this information
@rcole7274 Жыл бұрын
They also sang Endless Possibilities from Sonic Unleashed
@metrosuez74753 жыл бұрын
“One of the fun things i’ve heard people did a lot of in the 80s was... cocaine” - Delivery absolutely impeccable.
@xxbrixzxxru86553 жыл бұрын
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@xxbrixzxxru86553 жыл бұрын
Sorry I was trying to rickroll you and the wrong link popped up
@mariyahmartinez67583 жыл бұрын
Julie:JUST LIKE PIZZA HUT!!😁
@micaelasilva64613 жыл бұрын
Excuse, Mr. Golden is the king of delivery.
@Kat-qe1vk3 жыл бұрын
"is this a return or an exchange?" "Yes." Me, A Former Retail Worker: *war flashbacks*
@Stjtcb3 жыл бұрын
The amount of folks that go “WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?” Like.... it’s in the words. One is a return, the other is, you know, an exchange.
@elizabethanntarter3 жыл бұрын
Felt
@lizzyd90823 жыл бұрын
RITA why are you on every video I watch wtf
@WeirddoughRue3 жыл бұрын
Lmao I feel you, I work in a call center
@doubtful_seer3 жыл бұрын
I used to work for a call center in their Toys R Us contract. It was.... unspeakable.
@korinnab.23182 жыл бұрын
3:35 - 4:12 I work at the return desk at a hardware store and that was the most realistic impression of a typical interaction I've ever seen
@Falconifan2 жыл бұрын
I got bitched at by a lady who returned an empty bottle of weed killer bc "it didn't work" (in two days). She complained to my manager about my questioning the return. We returned the EMPTY bottle bc of course we did. Another time a guy brought in a hammer that looked like it'd been run over by a truck (splintered and taped together) and exchanged it bc it was 'defective'. The cajones!
@Random-sk6hm8 ай бұрын
@@Falconifan it's crazy but also ig who cares cos its just the huge company losing out it doesn't affect you dos don't sweat it
@misswilwarin8829 Жыл бұрын
4:35 "I can't tell if this guy is on cocaine but his eyes definitely are" had me dying. my abdomen hurts from laughing.
@graceholland57703 жыл бұрын
Julie isn't overconfident she's just flirting
@nadiamurray83693 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@nat-gn3cq3 жыл бұрын
now that you say that it’s so obvious she is
@graceholland57703 жыл бұрын
lol
@DollyCholli3 жыл бұрын
Aww, they’re falling in love
@CJ-iz3mp3 жыл бұрын
no hold on... she is tho...
@panickedscorpio33083 жыл бұрын
The Game Stop skit hit way too hard for retail employees. “Is this an exchange or a return?” “Yes.”
@kennycubensis81522 жыл бұрын
Yes Drew, I must conform. I worked as a G.M. for Wendy's in many locations. Dave Thomas was my friend and I married Wendy herself. So I can confirm that all of the beef Patty's are beautiful ladies that sing and say nice things until we cook them to death so that you could enjoy a burger. Thanks
@JohnJacobJingleheimerSchmidt76 ай бұрын
I worked the 11-7 overnight shift at a large public university’s campus library while in undergrad, and every two hours or so I had to check all the study rooms and assorted remote dark corners of the library to make sure students weren’t studying their classmate instead of their books. (Surprisingly common) I recall that the training video for that particular task was VERY funny, as it was made by student-workers coming up with increasingly clever euphemisms for what kind of behaviors you may run across and how you should react. Went to law school after graduating college and again worked the overnight shift at the law library to make rent. The training there was more concerned about what to do if you find certain illegal substances on the study desks 😂
@hopefulhyena34003 жыл бұрын
"stop calling me andrew because that's not my name" I have a friend named Drew. It is not short for anything. His name is just Drew. So when I want to use FULL NAME I say "Drawing".
@mitunacaptor3123 жыл бұрын
That's absolutely hilarious. I'm gonna call my friend that next time I see him.
@put_terri3 жыл бұрын
i guess you can say.. DREWing
@creeperslayer2413 жыл бұрын
"Drewthony!"
@eminatorstudios3 жыл бұрын
Drewothy
@MsAlyssasChannel3 жыл бұрын
austin
@nana-se3rc3 жыл бұрын
imagine a sweaty man in his twenties going up to you like: “what grade are you in? what school do you go to? what’s your home address??”
@tiafp3 жыл бұрын
i had social anxiety so bad as a kid if a sweaty man even looked at me without my parents around i would have had a panic attack 😂😂
@thumbthumb59983 жыл бұрын
"Whats your social security number?"
@LUCKY-lf2jv3 жыл бұрын
Thumb Thumb i was thinking that
@holhorse46423 жыл бұрын
He just reminds me of Tonio trussardi from jjba and it makes it so much better
@patriotslover10143 жыл бұрын
@@holhorse4642 r/unexpectedjojo
@corydeceased2 жыл бұрын
I worked at Wendy's. I was told the same "we don't cut corners" thing. & we also did
@lrockyfan5106 Жыл бұрын
I still work there, and we might not cut meat corners, but when it comes to a lot of other things, I guarantee that we do.
@midasredding81062 жыл бұрын
At In-N-Out, I had a training video that talked about all the safety exits, and at one part the guy working the video dove out head first into a customer’s car. Never got the chance to try that one out though, which is unfortunate
@algaegreen83 жыл бұрын
“something gross, like a rat” my pet rat: 😡
@lilyh50413 жыл бұрын
Watching this with my rat rn😳
@the_one_titan33813 жыл бұрын
Why do you have a pet rat in the first place 🤔
@lilyh50413 жыл бұрын
The_One_Titan cause they cute and I like them
@lilyh50413 жыл бұрын
The_One_Titan it’s not like a gross sewer rat it’s a fancy pet rat
@the_one_titan33813 жыл бұрын
Lil Hen!!! Oh okay
@Sofyasemyonovnamarmeladov3 жыл бұрын
I’m a nurse and when I started my career we had to watch a training and information video about doing the laundry on a ward and changing beds. It explained that as a nurse you should be prepared for "unexpected surprises" in the bed...and showed a nurse removing the covers of a bed to discover a perfectly formed shit, then a wine bottle and even a needle. It then explained how to make a bed.
@ashm23383 жыл бұрын
I'm CACKLING what the FUCK🙌😭😭
@Al3saMarie3 жыл бұрын
They weren't just making a training video. They were making it great.
@Beebz293 жыл бұрын
I mean... how far off was it from the actual job?
@Sofyasemyonovnamarmeladov3 жыл бұрын
@@Beebz29 I’m more likely to have someone throw their shit at me and/or smear it on walls than I am for them just to leave it in a bed...
@Sofyasemyonovnamarmeladov3 жыл бұрын
I can make a damn good bed though. Gotta have those hospital corners!
@shrimp.trap3 Жыл бұрын
the Wendy’s videos are actually brilliant! Personally, being able to sing a little song in my head about the task while I do said task would be so helpful
@lrockyfan5106 Жыл бұрын
nowadays Wendy's training videos are long and tideous, everyone speaks very monotoned in them.
@HangingWithNathan2 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious hearing Drew's reason for quitting Wendy's. I had the exact same thing happen to me at Applebee's. I got a $9 paycheck and when I asked about it, they told me I called in on a Saturday and Sunday the week before (which wasn't true.) I quit shortly after. That Applebee's went out of business a couple years later.
@Kristianalexis18 ай бұрын
Even now, I don’t think there are any Applebee’s locations anymore (in my city anyway).
@Random-sk6hm8 ай бұрын
This makes me so mad. wage theft is not taken seriously enough
@natenelson7733 жыл бұрын
As someone who was a mascot in high school, the time out thing is also for kids that start getting rowdy (pulling on your suit, tail, ears, etc) so you signal your handler to get them tf off you before you have to drop kick them to Jupiter
@DrX-dh6th3 жыл бұрын
thanks for the clarification. i however strongly dislike the fact that it’s called a ‘handler’ and not like... something that doesn’t imply the mascot is a dangerous animal
@veghead053 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@blizzardl3 жыл бұрын
@@DrX-dh6th it's Chucky, of course it's dangerous
@normalgirlsza3 жыл бұрын
“handler”
@crunchy14143 жыл бұрын
_handler_
@ratosphere3 жыл бұрын
The stars have alligned: Danny, Kurtis, and Drew all posting on the same day.
@ratedpending3 жыл бұрын
The holy trinity
@trinityjay88933 жыл бұрын
also roomieofficial posted today :o
@ethericcactus41133 жыл бұрын
i was just thinking the same thing jdhsjdjdhs
@clairetakeuchi41233 жыл бұрын
And they were all sponsored by ExpressVPN
@dailylogic66023 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt consider them stars yet
@nicolewow Жыл бұрын
i constantly think about this work training video i had for watch about stereotypes and comments in the workplace. this guy was stocking bananas and the two people in front of him said “oh look, a fruit stocking fruit” like that’s so funny omg
@Random-sk6hm8 ай бұрын
AYO WHAT
@lqnrekiАй бұрын
That’s the funniest shit I have ever heard
@JimmyH912 жыл бұрын
I was a driver at a delivery/carryout only Pizza Hut, on my first day they handed me 3 late orders as soon as I walked in the door. I eventually watched the training videos...over a year after they hired me. I wish they'd been this entertaining
@juliaabundo23503 жыл бұрын
So everyone’s ExpressVPN contract deadlines were today huh
@anushkasingh26473 жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@shannonly233 жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@foxprovince14013 жыл бұрын
You win!
@fluffybunchy3 жыл бұрын
@Kate F I thought so, these people*bots* are so annoying
@anjarose60743 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOO
@nvmbryan15153 жыл бұрын
“so the goal is we cook the meat long enough to murder them?” wait till drew hears about how they get the meat
@Kelly_C3 жыл бұрын
shh no one tell him
@myrmesuwu6073 жыл бұрын
It's an endless circle of death
@dread_wolf23012 жыл бұрын
you could stop at five or six stores or just one 13:13
@octoinkorporated82832 жыл бұрын
As a mascot I can confirm feeling in trouble does mean your about to pass out or you really need the restroom. I got heat stroke during a parade in summer I had to walk 1 mile in 96 degree weather. I had to signal my handler near the end, and I hopped in a car to take off head so I could breathe a little.
@crazyanimationtime18063 жыл бұрын
“Is Wendy working today?” “Uh yeah I sure hope it does.”
@ErinLastNameRedacted3 жыл бұрын
I mentioned the Wendy’s vines 2 days ago and no one noticed. NGL, I’m low-key jealous. High-key. 😢
@nicolepartch97143 жыл бұрын
this should be top comment LMAO
@ErinLastNameRedacted3 жыл бұрын
Shivron Manickam I know, but I connected them...and I need likes for validation!
@t-spiral29573 жыл бұрын
anxiety working today. um i sure hope it don’t
@justarandomstranger64673 жыл бұрын
Don't wanna just gloss over the anxiety comment. Hope you're doing well buddy.
@john19313 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Jumblebelle3 жыл бұрын
I want to like this but it has 420 likes...
@ioannad18573 жыл бұрын
me too. anxiety sucks, and i hope Drew's doing okay, or it eases a bit
@stasia27063 жыл бұрын
How can any of us be expected to be doing well? Shit's on fire, yo
@user-rl7zq2ms7i3 жыл бұрын
@@stasia2706 Yaaa good point. It makes it SO MUCH WORSE for those of us with existing mental health problems lol.
@mikhailaingram12132 жыл бұрын
I started at Big Lots in 2017 . Had training video dvds to watch. One had the ceo talking to our ideal customer “JENNIFER”. He came up to her shopping and said ‘hello Jennifer what can I help you with’ she’s like uhm wtf how do you know my name??? He said “I know ALL about YOU Jennifer”. I couldn’t figure out what the hell was going on. I was in a room with other people equally as shocked. Knew the job was gonna be wild.
@Random-sk6hm8 ай бұрын
was it about your manger stalking customers 😭
@tessabarrett1933 Жыл бұрын
I currently work at Wendy's and actually did watch training videos. They didn't have any people in them; it was just a voice followed by animated videos and pictures. There were also a few different quizzes and an activity where I had to correctly put the sandwiches together
@You-dont-get-to-know-10013 жыл бұрын
“What grade are you in at school?” “How old are you?” “Are you parents around?” “Do you have a boyfriend?” “Do you like older men?”
@mothman16573 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@Jay-fs2nw3 жыл бұрын
FBI OPEN UP
@salientspoon37893 жыл бұрын
Seriously the way he said the lines (the ones out of these he had) was so unnatural.. It came off as creepy even though it was supposed to be friendly.
@lmao23023 жыл бұрын
@@salientspoon3789 Asking that shit to some random ass kid is borderline creepy.
@lmao23023 жыл бұрын
@@ex_philemon I wasn't even alive at that time wtf even changed.
@Emma-tf9jg3 жыл бұрын
"when you think of cleanliness, you think of rats" hey remy didn't walk on his two back paws in order to cook so that he could be slandered like this
@shanestaley65953 жыл бұрын
domestic rats r actually rlly clean, i wont stand for this slander
@kaykeunil3 жыл бұрын
Vent Goblin you’re absolutely right it’s just that most ppl who talk about rats at some point have heard of the nyc rats, which terrorize the subways
@meganmilewski7413 жыл бұрын
Being a rat mom, I can attest that they are very clean & are constantly grooming themselves!
@elijahharmel84503 жыл бұрын
@@shanestaley6595 yes! my family used to foster them. they potty train super easily and are always grooming themselves
@remy.mortis33293 жыл бұрын
thank you
@abbyburke98152 жыл бұрын
At Pizza Hut, they showed me a video where a guy pointed at the table with all the vegetables and said "where are the olives?" And then 30 seconds later said "oh there they are!" Like Dora would and I had to sit next to the GM and not laugh
@LookAHarryEagle Жыл бұрын
There's definetly a love triangle between the rapper, the new guy and the manager.
@katieanne31973 жыл бұрын
Drew's hair is starting to look like a werewolf's in their human phase
@hahayea15193 жыл бұрын
Katie Anne I cant unsee it now
@EvaWhoDraws3 жыл бұрын
Katie Anne that’s so specific yet so true
@dheetchanyamohan88963 жыл бұрын
On all levels except physical, I identify as wolf (did i mess up?)
@amys45443 жыл бұрын
Danny: Weird man POV Kurtis: Weird man dating advice Drew: Weird man sweaty
@LavroseRovender3 жыл бұрын
Answer: yes
@user-uq9oh4yg2z3 жыл бұрын
coincidence? i think not
@demiokulaja77873 жыл бұрын
They’re all the same person 🎶🎵
@kendallgiilck94883 жыл бұрын
Express VPN sponsors all 3 of these men.
@emilydickinson54223 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the three genders
@jolenes46922 жыл бұрын
I remember working at bed bath and beyond we had to watch 5 different training videos (and then individual classes on thread count, home care, French press, coffee and keriug maintenance, yankee candles, and bed making etiquette) and they were mostly boring aside from one made in the late80s/early 90s about how to politely accuse people of shoplifting. I worked this job 10 years ago and I still think about that video pretty often.
@obairna22852 жыл бұрын
The level of how well my job treats me has been foreshadowed every time by how long training took. From worst to best, I got trained at my second job for an hour and a half, my first for half of my shift, and the third for two days (scheduled for three but we didn't need the third)
@kylemalachowski3 жыл бұрын
“Is this a return, or an exchange?” “Yes”
@quentinwilliams16503 жыл бұрын
That entire bit sums up my experience working at a Macy’s
@jamesfromteamrocketmcduck72883 жыл бұрын
Sometimes that's what I do because I don't know how
@mink52513 жыл бұрын
I’ve had people ask for their money back and then ask for a replacement 😭
@JakeCuster3 жыл бұрын
If I can’t trust the sweaty man to tell me his honest opinion on lasagna, who can I trust?
@Amy-bh9wg3 жыл бұрын
you can trust that Julie won’t just make pizza. She’ll make it great
@rachel-30373 жыл бұрын
No one....
@charlottewindmill19613 жыл бұрын
garfield
@jackgordon80523 жыл бұрын
Jon
@reidbead71963 жыл бұрын
what if it was his honest opinion and everything else was just so bad that the lasagna was the best
@supercatt35 Жыл бұрын
3:35 is exactly how 99% of every return is. People come in without the receipt, the item works fine they just have no clue how to use it, and then they don’t answer your questions.
@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын
That sucks. Did you ever tell them what you really thought?
@sammysammuelson24252 жыл бұрын
Once I worked at a Dunkin donuts and one of the thousands of training videos they made me watch was one about how to deal with customers with thick accents… At my previous job in dominos people were complaining to my manager because people didn’t understand MY accent and now you wanna teach me how to deal with customers with accents?!
@electrogeek77 Жыл бұрын
That has to be the most Massachusetts thing I've ever heard
@lexi9143 жыл бұрын
Interracial gay couples who rap about grilling Wendy’s hamburger patties together, stay together.
@saltmomtmissad83843 жыл бұрын
A beautiful love story
@chlownee3 жыл бұрын
Match made in heaven
@thatperson10223 жыл бұрын
Interracial bisexual polyamurous couples*
@paulpickett14563 жыл бұрын
Swoke
@555starangel_3 жыл бұрын
Couple goals😌
@axe33293 жыл бұрын
dealing with anxiety is really hard, but the fact that Drew (not Andrew) not only handled himself but was able to create such good content which made me laugh so so hard while probably still dealing with his issues, is so inspiring.
@oswinald3 жыл бұрын
This.
@Sun-tr6nn3 жыл бұрын
true
@phlovejoy Жыл бұрын
The Trader Joe's training video is a flash animation of a talking tiki mask attempting, unsuccessfully, to emulate Strongbad from Homestar Runner.
@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын
That's honestly kind of amazing.
@bruhmoment24 Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna need that video, friend
@austinwessonmusic7772 жыл бұрын
I work at a pulp mill. I’ve seen dozens of outdated training/safety videos. They really are just as good in a real life situation.
@julianzacconievas3 жыл бұрын
Drew, from the bottom of my heart, guy to guy: it's okay to feel like shit from time to time and take time for yourself. The world can wait, man. Good video, thank you for your work.
@kylebateman44343 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more. Thank you for saying this.
@bia-zz4sj3 жыл бұрын
wholesome comments.. thats what we like to see, my guys
@tropicalcandyland62663 жыл бұрын
Yesss fuck toxic masculinity! Men experience feelings too
@melcosgrove-arayesh83043 жыл бұрын
It's so important for men to talk about these things. Thank you for this comment and for your kindness
@ackitsjada93053 жыл бұрын
Every guy deserves a break when they want one, you guys should be able to share your feelings without having a feminine label placed on you!!
@JABS9913 жыл бұрын
That guy wasn't ON cocaine... he was just THINKING about cocaine.
@lj.8533 жыл бұрын
His eyes were DEFINITELY on cocaine.
@jpiii8887 Жыл бұрын
If anyone asks me why Drew Gooden is funny, I'd send them to around 12:10 of this video. His face and tone when he says, "Oh, I think I got it" is priceless.
@weswarford8494 Жыл бұрын
I worked at Chuck E. Cheese for a year and a half and one of my training videos for being the kitchen’s “Sauce Boss” was like a game show. It was amazing.
@toastshine3 жыл бұрын
it feels like Julie is trying too hard to flirt with her instructor i love it
@egnsc17613 жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@imbored84783 жыл бұрын
felt that
@lilyh50413 жыл бұрын
I ship it❤️
@_zoehhhhh3 жыл бұрын
"On our pizza we use 2 layers of cheese, the bottom cheese" "And the top cheese, right?" I-
@iksskan91473 жыл бұрын
Am I super dense because I don't get that vibe
@yayco_rez3 жыл бұрын
The founder of Wendy's doesn't look like he woke up from a nap, he look like he was straight up resurrected for this ad.
@highbell51722 жыл бұрын
2:06 His pen isn't even touching the paper. Is anything real anymore!?
@maryshutty31532 жыл бұрын
why did i also work at wendy's and get yelled at because i was trying to leave before midnight because i was 16 and in high school and quit the next day and the manager tried to guilt me for 'leaving them empty-handed' smh. wendy's out here disrespecting people.
@UNCtarheels713 жыл бұрын
“I’ve been dealing with some anxiety but my doctor told me to stop.” Is Keemstar your doctor?
@herandymejia22153 жыл бұрын
no no his doctor is jake paul!!!!
@Marksman-vn1rm3 жыл бұрын
Hmm are you from north carolina as well
@wgj4273 жыл бұрын
Aye, nice avatar! I am originally from NC, and Tar Heels are my team.
@Marksman-vn1rm3 жыл бұрын
@@wgj427 I used to live in nc because my dad is 8n tje military and my dad is from their son tar heels are my team to.
@ToliG1233 жыл бұрын
My eyes are always on cocaine, but my body isn't and it's sad.
@johnjuiceshipper49633 жыл бұрын
Petition to make “huh, they’re falling in love.” a recurring joke please.
@user-dw2tr2pm8k3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@mai-ph9yo3 жыл бұрын
my stomach cramped from laughing so ridiculously hard
@user-dw2tr2pm8k3 жыл бұрын
@@mai-ph9yo Same dude!! Btw nice name😂😂
@anarchy63043 жыл бұрын
if this doesn’t become a thing i’m gonna start a riot (not really) cause that’s what i think every time anyone in any movie or tv show look at each other and it’s my inside joke with myself and i found it hilarious
@IvanRiv993 жыл бұрын
Petition approved, everyone loved it
@addiesmith39872 жыл бұрын
4:38 my family showed my brother this exact video so he wouldn’t be scared of chucky cheese
@jobeiden4630 Жыл бұрын
you'd expect that video to accomplish the exact opposite
@Gambsmoore2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I worked at Wendy's too, and I also had a similar experience to you, with them saying I worked less than I did. I drew a velociraptor on my resignation note.
@ObtuseMori Жыл бұрын
They didn't deserve that velociraptor drawing 😢
@user-fv3qj7xh6r3 жыл бұрын
Why does the Wendy's training video look like something they'd put on cartoon network at 3 am on a school night. It literally feels like a faint memory
@flawedsanity3 жыл бұрын
Yeh it feels like.. something I watched after doing a whippet when I was like 15 w my high school friends after sneaking back into my house or.... something idk
@anarup9163 жыл бұрын
I too stayed up late to see unusual videos on cable
@shaunbarrie22633 жыл бұрын
adult swim skit
@adjoabaidoo65453 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the holy trinity: Drew, Danny and Kurtis.
@coltonbates6293 жыл бұрын
Yeah okay but which one's Jesus
@noone-dv7ps3 жыл бұрын
The Athiest Messiah kurtis
@blueshep25923 жыл бұрын
All in one day 👊😔
@avalon42943 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure you only named two people
@uniboy133 жыл бұрын
Except Kurtis isn't funny at all
@intern_dana Жыл бұрын
worked at macys for a few months before the pandemic started. we had to watch anti shop lifiting and anti union videos, but we also had to watch an instructional tape on what to do during a *mass shooting.* having actors with this same kind of stilted intensity walk me through how to help customers escape, how to hide, and barracade doors was....harrowing
@samjeffery8112 Жыл бұрын
"Relax, Julie" me to every employer ever
@watakashe60723 жыл бұрын
On a more serious note, I really do hope you’re doing okay Drew.
@user-de3cw5fm1y3 жыл бұрын
me too. his eyes are red and he looks tired... i can only wish he feels better soon. i really do.
@tonywatson89593 жыл бұрын
i second this. he too cool for sad.
@xxbrixzxxru86553 жыл бұрын
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@lisagaedike7413 жыл бұрын
blue sweaters lol you can hope for someone to feel better without commenting on their appearance.
@user-de3cw5fm1y3 жыл бұрын
@@lisagaedike741 i am just saying what i see. i didnt mean to sound harsh, sorry for that.
@sapphicratuwu4223 жыл бұрын
Julie looks so broken inside when the lady says “personal pan pizza” after she says “what more could a customer want. Like, Julie are you ok. It’s just pizza
@milesgaunt67673 жыл бұрын
the manager is letting onto the fact that she knows Julie is pan
@AFoxInFlames3 жыл бұрын
It's my favorite!
@justanotheranimeprofilepic3 жыл бұрын
@@milesgaunt6767 i mean julie is clearly flirting
@algamation51013 жыл бұрын
But to her it's so much more than that. She's not just making pizza, she's making it great!
@zyaicob3 жыл бұрын
We was so dumbfounded like her brain had just been broken into
@Deadbox_20022 жыл бұрын
Ngl Drew is just so straight forward and his humor never misses for some reason. Fucking hilarious
@bellakagamine Жыл бұрын
"What is he gonna pass out" I mean yeah, probably. I worked at an arcade with a similar mascot costume for a while and my buddy got shoved into it once when the normal guy didn't show up for his shift. The kids wanted him to ride the rides with them and the handlers made him do it - he nearly hurled inside Incredibear's head.
@Evanz1113 жыл бұрын
Wendy’s: “The people who will be serving you today are Liam, David and Drew” Drew: “MY NAME IS NOT ANDREW DAMMIT I QUIT”
@radiofrog3 жыл бұрын
I'm an Andrew and I have the reverse problem lol. They hear me say "Andrew" but their brains perceive it as Andy/Drew like 80% of the time
@jessicafrotto45473 жыл бұрын
Tragic
@pixelatedbaddie22423 жыл бұрын
for some who don’t know: bowling for soup did the phineas and ferb theme song
@moved.69633 жыл бұрын
pixelated baddie They are the best now, no questions asked. If they made that banger of a theme song, then they are the best
@pixelatedbaddie22423 жыл бұрын
Frittelle they are! i used to listen to them all the time when i was younger. they have some really good songs that’s why when he pointed it out i was like oop-
@thedishonorablewizardthorn24863 жыл бұрын
And like reddick was Danny in love Händle so that just adds to the cool factor
@magziewheeler3 жыл бұрын
Also when phineas and ferb go to the future, bowling for soup performs in future candace backyard
@BTL05233 жыл бұрын
Simple Plan did the theme song for What's New Scooby-Doo 🤙
@rhiannonchiacchiaro63522 жыл бұрын
Grill Skills is unironically one of my favorite videos ever. I highly recommend watching it high.
@amberyadav31472 жыл бұрын
No one: Drew's right eyebrow: ⤴
@waverlybee3 жыл бұрын
i worked at wendy’s last summer. and i have some great stories: - my coworker and my manager would talk about selling their kidneys to make money - someone threatened to quit every shift - all the employees were ordered to write good reviews of themselves online - every once and a while there’d be actual human shit on the walls in the men’s bathroom. - my manager would roll a wheelbarrow through drive-thru during a downtime to keep numbers up - i offered dozens and dozens of free frostys to costumers that had a long wait - my friends uncle hit on me in the drive thru - the instructional videos we did get were like little mini games. “where do the fries go?” “how long do the nuggets stay in the fryer?” truly the best place in earth
@RaphaelleLD3 жыл бұрын
the wheelbarrow one omg I'm dead
@greta11153 жыл бұрын
my old job got multiple complains for racism (yes i know) and the boss ordered us to write anonymous positive reviews
@coltonbates6293 жыл бұрын
My brother is currently working there and when they ran out of expensive lemonade they just told customers that the cheap lemonade was the expensive stuff. THEN they ran out of that and genuinely convinced like a dozen customers that the water was lemonade
@Cecil...3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing XD
@ximenasophia31353 жыл бұрын
the wendy’s i worked at also had shit smeared on the bathrooms walls on two occasions
@QuinnLeeVideo3 жыл бұрын
It's disturbing how the narrator of "shoplift tutorial" sound very professional and gentle. Was there like a prestigious school of shoplifting before?
@phoenixchase92713 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s called juvie
@kyoyameganebereznoff3 жыл бұрын
I assume it’s an edit of a loss prevention instructional tape.
@aryn27253 жыл бұрын
The thieves guild
@himanbam3 жыл бұрын
@@phoenixchase9271 I studied at Juvie yard.
@angusorvid88402 жыл бұрын
I love your take on this! Very funny. I had jobs like this and was forced to watch these very similar training videos. I worked as a server for a catering company and whenever I tried to be friendly to diners, as instructed, they would immediately rebuff me or even say, "Hey, I just want some effin' roast beef, not a discourse on the effin' weather".
@Daniel4119 Жыл бұрын
I like how the sweaty guy pointed out that he totally got laid at that job a few times
@razbuten3 жыл бұрын
wait you can just stop anxiety? why did I not think of that, thank you drew
@jonahjacobs9943 жыл бұрын
What Having Anxiety Is Like For a Non-Anxious Person
@ramsoomair3 жыл бұрын
*Andrew
@afreensheikh60383 жыл бұрын
@@jonahjacobs994 ikr..
@gummilatte16183 жыл бұрын
I think you misspelled Danny
@Kyluvzwasntavailable3 жыл бұрын
Lol check out SNLs Bob Newhart "Stop it". Hits deep.
@djdancegyrls3 жыл бұрын
As a Julie, I can confirm that we are all talk
@mikehitchcock57533 жыл бұрын
Thanks Julie 👌
@juliaaesthetic17493 жыл бұрын
Wow! Very interesting thanks, Julie!
@snakes73033 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@juliiexnn47022 жыл бұрын
Another Julie here; can also confirm
@gaywizard20002 жыл бұрын
I agree! And you win the comments!
@someonewithacomputer80572 жыл бұрын
Used to work at a hotel and they had vhs training videos. None of them surprisingly showed how to handle guests opening the door naked for room service. Something I had to deal with on a weekly basis.