Boundaries shift, new players step in; but power always finds a place to rest its head. We fought and bled alongside the Russians; we should've known they’d hate us for it. History is written by the victor, and here I am, thinking we'd won. But you bring down one enemy and they find someone even worse to replace him. Locations change, the rationale, the objective. Yesterday's enemies are today’s recruits. Train them to fight alongside you and pray they don’t eventually decide to hate you for it, too.

All the same We take our chances, Laughed at by Time, Tricked by circumstances plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose, The more that things change The more they stay the same

​@@salmonellq2981 thank god I googled your comment. I thought you where actually going on some vague political rant.

@@hamishwhitehenderson5197 lmao

@@asagoldsmith3328 Was looking for this, glad I found it so quickly!

part of the joke is that most of northumberland is north of the wall

@@thomasball5287 That makes it so much funnier.

He shouldn’t have paid any attention to the big flag being pulled by that red chariot.

The joke is he makes Porridge and Kilts. Two things mostly wanted in Scotland. He voted for a wall between him and scotland and is shocked its bad for his business

Wall means wall

Rowan Atkinson Live, reading the Bible: "They bring upon Jesus a man in a stretcher and say: - My Lord, this man is sick of the palsy. - Well, if I had to spend my whole life on a stretcher, I would be pretty sick of the palsy, too!"

@@maldivirdragonwitch 😆 i remember

Isn't that a song by Anastacia

I believe that ordinary decent people in this country are sick and tired of being told that they are sick and tired. I'm certainly not and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!

@@jodders619 You're sick. And tired.

I hope they made Mexico pay for it

It was all the fault of the Romoaners. I'll get my kilt. ☺️

His business has gone to the wall alas.

@JZ's Best Friend actually he would be north of the wall so he would already be in Scotland

When they realise that their busines directly or indirectly depends on Picts from north of the border working south of the wall...

Yes! 10 points.

@@ABeckettKing I would like to reclaim my ten points now.

I want the pattern to that blanket. It’s lovely

​@Diggity Doo They're for the whole house, you can't claim them just for yourself.

@@diggitydoo5836 You're a whole other guy though

Aye that. Tired of not knowing if it's me own child asking for a bedtime story. Right creepy, it is.

They're called "people with a mythic background" now. We're not in the 1950s BCE anymore.

@@BlommaBaumbart Nice one! 😂 (And not to ruin the actual joke, because that was a good one, but they’re generally called autistic these days. Since that neurological difference develops in the womb but doesn’t tend to make itself obvious until the child’s a toddler, that’s where the changeling myth likely came from. It was the precursor of anti vaxxer idiocy.)

And even after Brexit, we _still_ have children stolen by fairies on an almost nightly basis! D=

I voted to remain in the Roman Empire

Apparently Hadrian gave the Scots a once in generation referenda on building the wall they voted yes but changed their mind five minutes later.

The acting is meh... The make-up artist is the real winner here. I couldn't believe each role was played by the same person.

There's a few people still alive for BOTH of these...

lmao

@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Well, one was much much worse than the other (THE worse in history), but if you're old enough to be alive for both, chances are that the second one will kill you (if you catch it) due to how old you'd be. Though that is if you somehow survived the first - very small chance of that happening - and all the other stuff in history afterwards...

@@mitch9224 If you survived the Spanish Flu then you should have immunity to everything for life. That's only fair.

@@protorhinocerator142 Haha yeah. Nature keeps things in balance at the end of the day though, regardless of fairness.

Whys come this guy is sew dam funny when he does this kinda stuff, but his stand-up is just, like, meh... 🥱🤷🏽?

One year on and this is just as true.

It weird bc even as almost universally hated tump was his manner of speech will make up the majority of the jokes probably until 2025.

MNUGA

If you think he’s universally hated, you probably never talk to any blue collar workers or venture outside of major cities. He’s also popular in most countries in Eastern Europe, and in Israel, India and the Philippines. And in my part of Canada.

@@daerdevvyl4314 I find it so strange that the people who vote for right-wing politicians are for the most part people whose best interest right wing politics _does not_ have at heart. The remaining part being people who get rich by exploiting these people...

@@martijnvanweele6204 He has consistently packed large venues and stadiums with supporters since 2016. He's not universally hated. That's utter nonsense. Just more lies from the Left, demonstrably wrong as always. Biden can't even pack a 6-car parking lot with supporters. Same with Hillary. It is the top figures on the Left who are universally hated.

May I interest you in some Trepannation?

You solved the mistery for me. I already squinted my eye,turned my gead to the left,stretched my neck like a tortule and yet could not guess wgat was writen.

Herman Melville in Russian is Герман Мелвилл (German Melvill)

What you’re actually sick of is the complete and utter overreaction to the plandemic.

and Im sure its how the earth feels about the human "virus"

@@theyellowlightsaber3193 just because Carlin said it, you don’t need to repeat the nonsense.

@@minbari73 Nothing to do with Carlin, and its not nonsense, humans are a scurge.

@@theyellowlightsaber3193 If only we just killed everyone, everything would be OK.

Repeating history make a scary since I'm not ready for world war three and four

@@luxinvictus9018 😂 I wish most people would realize this but then they have to actually study and remember history lessons for that wish to become true.

@@luxinvictus9018 People are even stupider today. If this was the plague instead of Covid-19 and penicillin hadn't been discovered, we would really be up shit creek with those morons running free.

Yeah, except the infectious disease du jour has an incredibly low mortality rate...

@@ghostmadlittlemiss did they have no diseases prior to this, "moron"? India is famous for its horrific sanitation. That can't help anything. It's not lack of sympathy on my end, I am reacting to the sensationalism of what's going on compared to what's been going on for ages. Gobal death rates were DOWN last year - although suicide from despair & job loss was up.

I think Newton Faulkner was a good addition to the cast though.

But then he would have been fine. Since he was making porrige and kilt, which would have been in most demand north of the wall

I see a Viking Weird Al Yankovic

It's a parody of a British television programme called "Question Time", in which politicians and other public figures answer questions from the general public about current matters of interest. Stonehenge is analogous to whatever large-scale public project the British government is spending tax-payers' money on at the time. It wouldn't be about the American border wall, because the British tax-payers are not funding that. I very much doubt that ABK would write a joke mocking critics of the American border wall, anyway.

I thought he looked like a guy who played Van Gogh on Doctor Who ...

I know he's been in Lord of the Rings and The Matrix.

@@FunkyFyreMunky I'm pretty sure he was a Viking in the 13th Warrior

@@matthiasthulman4058 he certainly looks the part

Afraid not, but the YT algorithm thinks I am because people keep writing it in the comments.

@@ABeckettKing yeah, upon closer inspection I realized the actor who portrayed him was a lot paler and had a slightly differently shaped nose.

That's Tony Curran.

@@MysteriumArcanum and is less handsome. 😊

Oh dear God that episode ... Ooooh my heart is still broken from that.

the youtube algorithm works in mysterious ways

I guess it is Gunnar Gunnarsson's fault. (See "Every Single Scandinavian Crime Drama", which came out three weeks ago. I found this through there.)