What do you do when you've seized power and/or purchased a large social media company? You monologue.
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@OmegaHeroLegacy2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, if the Emperor was able to "burn" the rivers, probably nobody needed to be drinking whatever was in them.
@felipecosta-kv2fx2 жыл бұрын
What was burning the rivers supposed to achieve anyway?
@JM-mh1pp2 жыл бұрын
@@felipecosta-kv2fx Gotta flush the beavers somehow...
@felipecosta-kv2fx2 жыл бұрын
@@JM-mh1pp what's wrong with them beavers?
@JM-mh1pp2 жыл бұрын
@@felipecosta-kv2fx they know...they know...
@evannibbe93752 жыл бұрын
@@felipecosta-kv2fx Getting rid of fecal matter, oil and microbes, just like Chicago did to its river, accidentally.
@UATU.2 жыл бұрын
It’s hard to believe someone with such majestic ginger hair could be evil.
@kieran102022 жыл бұрын
Ganondorf.
@oldvlognewtricks2 жыл бұрын
General Hux?
@demoneon95272 жыл бұрын
I mean they have no soul is it hard to believe.
@kenstewart77002 жыл бұрын
He earns a freckle for every soul he steals
@deusdex11862 жыл бұрын
All gingers are intrinsically evil. It is known!
@JM-mh1pp2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry emperor, give them 20-30 years and after your passing they will go "hell sure he was not crystal clear but at least there was peace" and 200 years later historians will go "uniting process was painful, and there were some troubles in the beginning but it created our country so in the grand scheme of things it was acceptable"
@Jaxck772 жыл бұрын
Germany in a nut shell…
@toomanymarys73552 жыл бұрын
You like Chinese dramas, eh?
@darelfinkbeiner44732 жыл бұрын
Then they'll feel like he didn't speak out enough about racism, and they'll tear down all his statues. (Steve, I mean)
@jameschambers99692 жыл бұрын
But what about the genocide that he may have done
@JM-mh1pp2 жыл бұрын
@@jameschambers9969 Oh please: "of course what happened was sad, tragic even, but we cannot judge the emperor on the basis of our current day morality, those were different times, and standards were not the same as today"
@deusdex11862 жыл бұрын
You know he's an evil emperor because he allowed Twitter to survive.
@deusdex11862 жыл бұрын
@@grannym2880 What kind of monster would do such a thing?
@timucinharkonnen26992 жыл бұрын
@@deusdex1186 The obvious conclusion would be: The current emperor.
@shmeggley2 жыл бұрын
Well, he can just BUY Twitter
@whom3822 жыл бұрын
If Elon Musk was a good emperor, he'd just shut it down.
@timucinharkonnen26992 жыл бұрын
@@whom382 He could first reform it, so it may serve the course, for a while, and delite it later, for God's sake, in which ever God you believe. We don't effin care.
@tskmaster38372 жыл бұрын
Machiavelli: "It's better to be feared than to be love." Evil Emperor with self esteem issues: "Why can't it be both though? Why, Steve, why?"
@webbowser88342 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is that the literal sentence before that reads that when possible, a ruler should be both feared and loved.
@biirbio2 жыл бұрын
@Tskmaster my name isn't Steve...
@ErwinPommel2 жыл бұрын
@Just a Frog Nicky?
@FlyingwithFire2 жыл бұрын
@@webbowser8834 it also includes never be hated
@imveryangryitsnotbutter2 жыл бұрын
"Politics have no relation to morals." - Steve Machiavelli
@seaoftranquility72282 жыл бұрын
Just the kind of scurrilous, anti-imperialist despot propaganda I’ve come to expect from the this channel. I’ve been tortured by His Majestic Awesomeness twice and both times I’ve found him to be charming, professional and, within the limits of our circumstances, a true gentleman!
@JM-mh1pp2 жыл бұрын
this just killed me.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24942 жыл бұрын
you're still trying to get Google reviews to recognise the 6 out of 5 you want to give him, aren't you?
@Laesis2 жыл бұрын
Did he send you to the Ministry of Love? Was his name Big Brother, perchance?
@ExtremeMadnessX2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like some kind of reylo fanfic...
@comradeghostboi79892 жыл бұрын
within the limits of our circumstances lmao
@thomascarmichael66592 жыл бұрын
That dejected "Ohhh" at the end was pure comic gold. ABK is the absolute zenith of KZfaq comedy right now.
@tomisabum2 жыл бұрын
It's cool, he'll just buy it in a move that clearly won't upset anyone or be a clear blatant response to federal judges holding the emperor responsible for their tweets.
@yserareborn2 жыл бұрын
He might just be reading about the musk buyout.
@notaqua2 жыл бұрын
A close second to our current KZfaq comedy Emperor, Lord Joel Haver
@carneeki2 жыл бұрын
The dejected "ohhhh" exceeded Steven He levels of emotions damage. Well done ABK!
@TheJestBee2 жыл бұрын
Honestly that part had me cracking up 😂😂😂
@fyraltari18892 жыл бұрын
Zahak the Serpent King from Iranian mythology, who used to feed people's brain to the two serpents sprounting from his shoulder actually asked his advisors and random petitioners whether the people loved him.
@mcmadow2 жыл бұрын
You mean Jonny Snakeshoulders?
@kamronspencer49102 жыл бұрын
@@mcmadow yes jonnysnakeshoulders.
@ThingsDontAlways2 жыл бұрын
hey I played that game too. but his name was Jackie not Zahak. and he fed them hearts not brains
@Lichelf2 жыл бұрын
Well, did they?
@kamronspencer49102 жыл бұрын
@@Lichelf no. And in fact one hated him so much that even after the king agreed to not sacrifice his last son to his snake shoulders when he tried to get the peasant to sign s paper saying he was a good king the peasant ripped it up in front of him and walked out while everyone was to stunned to stop him
@monkewithinternetaccess61072 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget when he survives an absolutely impossible situation, becoming the villain several decades later, making a character’s noble sacrifice completely meaningless
@CosmicCreeper992 жыл бұрын
*Damn I feel like I’ve seen that one before*
@BurgerSoup2 жыл бұрын
"Somehow, Palpatine returned"
@Cheesusful2 жыл бұрын
@@BurgerSoup "are you ever going to explain how that happened?" "no" "is anything our heroes do consequential to the story?" "not really" "why does any of it happen?" "Because lightsabres and explosions and hey look over there!"
@somethingclever42972 жыл бұрын
Atleast it's better than having the main character who was shown to be the most kind and forgiving person suddenly becoming the biggest f*cking doechebag because of something they did that was completely out of character.
@samlarson91202 жыл бұрын
I just started watching Star Wars. What is this referencing?
@joshybratwurst13982 жыл бұрын
'You don't squash 12 nephews without learning a thing or two about people' The exact vibe of the manager at the service station I used to work at
@anonygent2 жыл бұрын
LOL. Never knew service stations could have such drama.
@joshybratwurst13982 жыл бұрын
@@anonygent Oh, it wasn't really drama, he was just a jackass New Zealander who pretended to have a sense of empathy in order to project his insecurities onto people
@FutureChaosTV Жыл бұрын
@@anonygent Oh, ANYWHERE people are there is always drama.
@anonimanonim2710 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting anything but people in that context!
@adamjones460611 ай бұрын
Was there .. much nephew squashing at the service station ?
@dogstockings41972 жыл бұрын
The tension is Palpatineable.
@the8u92 жыл бұрын
Oh man... the fact that I INSTANTLY understood what the emperor wanted when he first said that the people might throw him a parade... I have been fully trained by corporate.
@anonygent2 жыл бұрын
I knew, and I've never successfully adapted to the corporate world.
@MaryJosephrobi Жыл бұрын
Me true. The secret of surviving corporate is to Always act dumb even when you are smart.
@emblemblade92458 ай бұрын
I don’t remember corporate ever talking about spontaneous parades…
@richardjames18122 ай бұрын
@@emblemblade9245 No, but stuff like "the CEO is visiting us here at the Dallas office next month; I heard that when he visited the Charlotte office last year the staff there made him a cake and named a puppy after him and he loved it, so..." is real.
@EsteemedReptile2 жыл бұрын
"And Steve! Make sure to put the purple crystal that contains 95% of my power on a lone pedastal in the middle of a large, empty room. And make it float." "But sire isn't that just inviting theft?" "Do not question me Steve! Or I shall dangle you precariously over a pit of flaming snakes! For like....three hours!"
@MrClickity2 жыл бұрын
I won't drop you in the pit, but the ropes I tied you up with will really start to chafe after awhile!
@MitsuhashiTakashi2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like jahy
@mikekasich8362 жыл бұрын
I was falling.. FOR 30 MINUTES
@OK-yy6qz2 жыл бұрын
Oh and now that i mention it,make sure to prepare the almost deadly traps that look intimidating but are also really slow and unpractical
@wesleyoldham42222 жыл бұрын
"Place my strongest lieutenants along the path. But make sure the weakest ones are first, so that the hero can become increasingly more skilled with each battle." "Sir, we can just have all your lieutenants in the same-" "Do not question me! Each one must be slightly more difficult than the last or those who oppose me will have no chance!"
@cahallo59642 жыл бұрын
Now I want a sketch about a very good emperor that's widely loved but he's so humble he just doesn't believe it
@SheeplessNW62 жыл бұрын
That's more Joel Haver's wheelhouse, I think
@schattentaenzerin2 жыл бұрын
A super self-conscious Emperor would be fun to see
@user-sm1bi5ix6l2 жыл бұрын
Good emperors are not a thing tho :|
@templarlad3922 жыл бұрын
@@user-sm1bi5ix6l Le bruh moment
@JM-mh1pp2 жыл бұрын
@@templarlad392 Sorry, you do not become emperor (or even inherit the throne) and stay a good guy... Empire requires a lot of sacrifices to maintain.
@CosmicCreeper992 жыл бұрын
This literally could just be called “Best Palpatine impression”.
@oldvlognewtricks2 жыл бұрын
With a scoop of Dalek for good measure
@RyanWAFFELYoung2 жыл бұрын
@@oldvlognewtricks and a nice jab at musk as a digestive.
@user-xx6vy9ri8p2 жыл бұрын
I guess we know what to expect from Evil Emperor Zurg in upcoming Lightyear movie...
@octochan2 жыл бұрын
"Palpatine, but insecure"
@boudicaastorm45402 жыл бұрын
It's excellent. The only thing is that (having only seen the movies, at least) I've never really gotten the impression that Palpatine cares at all about what the average citizens think of him.
@TheZetaKai2 жыл бұрын
Just remember: the bad guy rules the realm for years of opulence and self-indulgence, and is only toppled in the last few minutes of the climax. It's not a bad deal, all things considered. Sure, the final 10 minutes or so may suck, but it might be worth it for decades of wealth and power.
@JannPoo2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if you are just quoting Tarquin from the Order of the Stick or you just coincidentally reached the same conclusion.
@ian_b2 жыл бұрын
Let's face it, it's a better deal than working your backside off, then ending up in a care home.
@livingfray23402 жыл бұрын
And given the abundance of sequels its not like the land will stay evil-ruler-free for long anyway
@JM-mh1pp2 жыл бұрын
Emperor is evil! -How? - He killed a dozen of his nephews! - Those rich bastards who would never gave me a time of day? Oh I just weep for them. - He created massive army. - Security yes, we are very secury, noticed how many barbarian raids there were on us ? Grand total of 0. Also my brother serves in the army, great pay, and chances of promotion. - he rules with iron fist! - administration works very efficiently agreed.
@Lichelf2 жыл бұрын
Just spend your limitless resources to sneak away and reitre right before it gets bad. Or negotiate with the heroes and offer them everything if they let you escape. It's a deal they can't refuse and it gets you out of trouble.
@randirafaeli2 жыл бұрын
Even the Evil Emperor doesn't deserve to be in the forsaken place known as twitter
@ethelredhardrede18382 жыл бұрын
OF course it does, that is why Musk is buying it. Oh wait, he isn't evil, just so clueless upon occasion that its hard to tell the difference.
@yersiniapestis52372 жыл бұрын
@@ethelredhardrede1838 Disagree, Elon Musk absolutely is evil.
@ethelredhardrede18382 жыл бұрын
@@yersiniapestis5237 I absolutely disagree. Now we are even. You cannot support your claim.
@theodorebear67142 жыл бұрын
"You don't squash 12 nephews without learning a thing or two about people." Wise words. Such a compassionate evil emperor.
@dromankass86552 жыл бұрын
I loved that. All Hail the Beloved Emperor, Alasdair Beckett-King, First of His Name, Dark Lord of the Sith, Twisted Usurper of the Throne, Squasher of Nephews, Scourge of the Nibleboners, Ruler of all Helgasund. Long May He Reign!
@YourCapyBruv_do_u_rmbr_3Dpipes2 жыл бұрын
At least he knows his reign will be secure. It wasn't easy tracking down all 12 nephews, but he managed it, by gum. And now, a grateful people willingly enshrine his portrait over all their mantlepieces.
@jazzy48302 жыл бұрын
Shame he forgot to account for his 12 nieces who will inevitably unite into a cabal and overthrow him before infighting leads to their own downfall.
@YourCapyBruv_do_u_rmbr_3Dpipes2 жыл бұрын
@@jazzy4830 loool ah yes the nieces- he forgot about them! they will be united- until they aren't. But until then- may Lord Red Palpatine beware. He may never see the Niece Brigade coming.
@somethingclever42972 жыл бұрын
Too bad one of his minions tasked with killing one of the nephew's found out that the nephew had a newborn child which the minion proceeded to take in as his own child.
@robk90502 жыл бұрын
It would be easy.. they all look like Steve...
@Lduck22 жыл бұрын
Easy to kill 12 nephews if you just clone them
@TheZetaKai2 жыл бұрын
Atrocities are forgotten, eventually. Just commission some catchy songs about your awesomeness, and one day you'll be remembered fondly.
@user-xx6vy9ri8p2 жыл бұрын
Владимир Путин молодец Политик, лидер и боец...
@JM-mh1pp2 жыл бұрын
Ten thousand men slaughtered in a single battle - Ok, hire a good song writer, remember something bombastic and catchy! - But sire, we have killed all those people, burned cities - Trust me it will be awesome, also make another one, something simple that soldiers can sing, you know basic but fun. -No one will sing it. -Trust me, they will, also remember we need a good painter, our forces must be shown in the light and enemies in darkness, you know classic "we are children of light" kind of stuff.. I can see it, hundreds of years from now people will be reading adventure books about it.
@SG-df9er2 жыл бұрын
maybe the next guy will make you look good in comparison
@Wednesdaywoe19752 жыл бұрын
*Softly strums, "The Man They Call Jayne"
@AlexGoldhill2 жыл бұрын
Just ask Lin-Manuel Miranda.
@tomlxyz2 жыл бұрын
An evil emperor letting people have free speech on Twitter is kinda hilarious
@Draztikus2 жыл бұрын
this is right before he buys it
@planeswalkermeru72472 жыл бұрын
@@Draztikus Are you, maybe, referring to someone?
@sword40052 жыл бұрын
honestly if twitter hates you your doing your job right lol
@Shuizid2 жыл бұрын
@@sword4005 So true. Twitter just hates Hitler and Putin and Xi - so that must mean they are all amazing geniousses and tremendous people, no doubt.
@powerflumi2 жыл бұрын
To take this seriously for a moment, thats kinda what the chinese government is doing. "Allow" people sometimes to speak openly just so you can make a list who to "deal with later" or simply black mail them to be used as spies later. And that way they can delete certain comments while leaving others, e.g when Russia invaded Ukraine Chinese censorship deleted all negative online comments leaving only positive pro invasion ones left, making it seem as if the public universally agrees with what ever the state is doing or saying. The Soviets controlled through this means all of society, by for one making most people believe its only them who is unhappy with the state of things and on the other hand make them afraid of speaking out or risk it being recored/listened by the wrong people or that one of your frinds who is unhappy has been forced to spy on you after getting caught themselves. Its suprising how easy it is actually to controll a society that way
@jonbaxter22542 жыл бұрын
The thing is, the emperor has a good fiscal policy and his internal infrastructure development is the best it's been in decades.
@OridanIX2 жыл бұрын
That's all well and good, but I was hoping to have my back a little less stabbed and the rivers a little less burned when I voted the Emperor and his Squash All Nephews Party into supreme power. And I never thought he was gonna squash MY nephews as well!
@amoral_minority2 жыл бұрын
Dictators with good economic policy are super rare though
@timtheenchanter64182 жыл бұрын
And he built the aqueduct.....and the roads.
@Nethan20002 жыл бұрын
@@amoral_minority The only reason for that is the proliferation of Communist dictators in the last century.
@Alpostpone2 жыл бұрын
@@timtheenchanter6418 After the river thing, he didn't really have a choice.
@justanotherglorpsdaymornin50972 жыл бұрын
You know what would make the parade even more spontaneous? Someone that's lost their family to the empire finding a small misfit group of friends and trying to overthrow the emperor.
@NextToToddliness2 жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated KZfaq channels, ever. I'm so glad I was a fan early on, so that when he blows up, or dies, I can say I was there.
@ABeckettKing2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Very cool that I died in this scenario.
@DrDomich2 жыл бұрын
@@ABeckettKing You seem dead in every scenario 😁😁 As blowing up can't be good for anyone's health
@bornanagaming33292 жыл бұрын
So sad that he was blown up in an assasination orchestrated by the rebels
@anonimanonim2710 Жыл бұрын
Blowing up sounds like dying too
@MatthewCampbell7652 жыл бұрын
For what it's worth, I'd imagine an evil emperor would be loved, primarily, by the people they enable. You see, when you take over an Empire you now have evil minions. These minions are people you allow and encourage to indulge their most sadistic impulses, and they'll appreciate that even if you aren't especially nice to them. This is why your evil empire should use skulls and spikes frequently, because it's great advertising for the kind of person who'd wanna serve your evil empire.
@liubei3058 Жыл бұрын
... You make a very valid point.
@sayvionwashington1939 Жыл бұрын
Bonus point if the skulls came from failed revolutionaries
@lud3445 Жыл бұрын
You made it a bit too real Steve
@nicoletheowl6912 жыл бұрын
For someone who is afraid and gets slapped, Steve (what's his real name, though??) is surprisingly honest to the emperor. Steve is my real hero!
@sayven Жыл бұрын
4Maybe he4's into it
@thetooginator1532 жыл бұрын
I love it that people can make films where one actor plays all the parts! Add excellent green screen technology and it looks REAL! The only real limit is a person’s skill and creativity.
@gekkenhuisje2 жыл бұрын
One of the best things that’s come out of the internet, tbh.
@thetooginator1532 жыл бұрын
@@gekkenhuisje - I agree! I grew up before the internet, and I was an early internet user (I was a programmer). I thought the internet would be an unmitigated “good”, but I was wrong. However, things like this tip the internet towards “good”. Fortunately, the internet is still evolving, so we’ll see whether it fulfills its promise of uniting the world and letting people understand each other better. Who knows?
@chelivecheskoeik44392 жыл бұрын
Watching this as a russian is a special kind of horror
@patriciaoffer9585Ай бұрын
Vladimir Putin's a poseur.....
@luminescentcore2 жыл бұрын
how has Steve survived this long when he can't pick up unsubtle overtures 😂
@TigerLily618112 жыл бұрын
The emperor loves his hair...
@jellyfish03112 жыл бұрын
Steve is absolutely harmless and his inability to understand subtlety might be useful to stay informed of intrigue within the emperor's inner circle
@jorgebarriosmur2 жыл бұрын
He is probably NOT a nephew of the current Emperor (may he be praised over all other things)
@anonygent2 жыл бұрын
He's just the latest in a long line of advisers, the last of whom was beheaded yesterday. Nothing personal, just tying up loose ends. Can't have the people's loyalty divided, you know.
@aaronleverton4221 Жыл бұрын
There have been many Steves. Or one Steve with many faces. But, one thing is known: Steve is the Emperor's most loyal acolyte. Wherever the Emperor goes, there, following behind, ready to serve His Imperial Majesty's edicts, er, commands, er, needs, that's it, goes Steve.
@dragonrykr2 жыл бұрын
I love how visually he is the mix of Voldemort, Palpatine and van Gogh
@javierpatag36092 жыл бұрын
Honestly, in real life, you'd be amazed how true this actually is.
@janeeyre1990 Жыл бұрын
I would believe that this is a transcript of a conversation between Tr*mp and one his children or other lackeys
@Diego-zz1df Жыл бұрын
Didn't the Saudi crown prince squash over a dozen nephews and uncles?
@BetterCallStan2 жыл бұрын
The ‘nephew’ line tells me that ABK is a bit mad about that latest Owl House Ep
@aristidetwain91172 жыл бұрын
Well I thought that was just Hamlet
@Schnoonio2 жыл бұрын
Nah its Vlad Harkonnen
@88kjk752 жыл бұрын
As an evil emperor I can confirm that it's exactly like this.
@ManOfTheWeek5962 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Emperors seem to always make Alderaan decisions in making people love them
@moviefan22362 жыл бұрын
I don't know what is worse; the pun, or your channel name and profile pic. Take my like.
@Tasorius Жыл бұрын
But here we have the true Emperor, Darth Jar.
@tperne692 жыл бұрын
The last "Oh" is hillarious 😂 I absolutely love your work 😊
@garnet19182 жыл бұрын
Love your videos. The costumes, the effects, the acting, the jokes
@AxxLAfriku2 жыл бұрын
NO, NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME! why should i waste my time at school? i am super famous on youtube. tell me, dear gar
@Littletime8392 жыл бұрын
He was good but I thought the Emperor was better
@ErwinPommel2 жыл бұрын
The hair.
@vagabondflow2 жыл бұрын
Inside the Kremlin, right now
@bulletanarchy64472 жыл бұрын
You are the best Emperor we've ever had since the last one died.
@cancerino6662 жыл бұрын
Give it 500 years and the people will be like "emperor evilinus the first, founder of our nation and national symbol. Make sure kids learn about him and his personal life in school!"
@medievalist2 жыл бұрын
Literally what the Japanese about Tokugawa :)
@sayvionwashington1939 Жыл бұрын
Sure, he is responsible for half of the countries population dying, almost destroyed the already fragile economy twice, and tortured children. But he was the first, and you should respect him.
@aceofcat50012 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious how much it fits with Emperor Belos from The Owl House: 1.He wants to unite all witches under his coven system 2.there's a lackey named Steve 3. He old 4. *spoiler* He did kill multiple *Nephews*
@menezes33882 жыл бұрын
Yes
@pi3tr32 жыл бұрын
yes, you've done it! narcissism, delusions and being completely out of reality! great video
@josephrusso4828 Жыл бұрын
What?
@johnriley97422 жыл бұрын
I don't there's a single skit I haven't liked. Keep em coming Emperor ABK
@cainen63552 жыл бұрын
I ADORE this humor! Your facial expressions do such good work.
@15clank2 жыл бұрын
I have nothing but love and loyalty to my emperor
@lisaroper4212 жыл бұрын
The timing on that last sylable was 🤌 Thank you for holding it an extra beat!
@Nantosuelta2 жыл бұрын
Alasdair Beckett King is the most underrated comedian and content creator of our time. It baffles me that he doesn't have millions of subscribers
@milgeekmedia2 жыл бұрын
I like that you took the time to translate this from Russian for us.
@mjmaccabee72522 жыл бұрын
Alastair is a genius. Literally. I can't understand why he doesn't have his own show.
@titusmagnuseinuniversumaus63542 жыл бұрын
"Send Video to Moscow" button is missing.
@belltowersubductions51042 жыл бұрын
... oh. *Famous last words*
@Aware_Bear2 жыл бұрын
How are you not more popular? This is gold.
@tanatos52 жыл бұрын
Well, I thought I’d try to write some witty comment, but instead; I’ll just take the easy route and read the comments.. The community’s pretty awesome here, always making me laugh even more after watching the videos from one of my favourite content creators.
@mattwong71912 жыл бұрын
Hang in there Steve!
@somecasualdude12072 жыл бұрын
My man, you’re so good with these and I love them! Keep it up!
@theduke9292 Жыл бұрын
“I want a spontaneous parade…and schedule it for Thursday new week Steve.”
@Nakamichi_Jun2 жыл бұрын
I love how much effort you put into these and keep them so little, you are so wonderful
@benjaminthibieroz41552 жыл бұрын
The Emperor who unites ends up hated, but no one dares question his rules When his grandson rules, memories have faded and the imperial structure is well-built so the Empire can last It's during the second generation than an Empire is actually the most fragile
@anonygent2 жыл бұрын
I would say fourth. That's when it all comes tumbling down. (Saul, David, Solomon, Rehoboam.)
@benjaminthibieroz41552 жыл бұрын
@@anonygent And Commodus. I know. I just wanted to quote Brandon.
@wordzmyth2 жыл бұрын
Now he just has to buddy up to the oligarch owner of Twitter and get a bot army to express completely real love for him
@lostmarble5402 жыл бұрын
gotta do some rebranding. It's not we've burnt your rivers and forced you to march in a parade, it's we've made the land more suitable for exciting new developments and we're conducting fun (but still mandatory) team-building exercises.
@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht2 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting Not Steve to survive, so that's pretty good.
@LiveErrors2 жыл бұрын
i love the twist were he people came to remember his as one of the greats, sure he burned some rivers and was a bit of a diva but he did unite the lands and stabilize the echonomy and streamline the healthcare system... oh and he made the brothels state owned to improve working conditions
@chsparkle5 ай бұрын
I can't believe Steve couldn't understand how much the people wanted to throw the Emperor a spotanous parade.
@sinnexz2 жыл бұрын
work of genius! watched it a dozen times over ... fresh every time
@Steve_Green2 жыл бұрын
Excellent sketch, with a great final punch at the end.
@psycthom2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but this gave me flashes of CIV 1 where if you hit a certain portion happy civilians they would spontaneously throw a parade.
@MartynDerg Жыл бұрын
you deserve an oscar just for the "aw..." at the end
@VelvetJazz2 жыл бұрын
Ohmygoodness, he needs his own show. SERIOUSLY needs his own show!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@realhorrorshow85472 жыл бұрын
To quote the Emperor Caligula: "Oderint dum metuant." Let them hate, so long as they fear. Mind you, he was done in by his own bodyguard, so you can take this too far.
@Korina422 жыл бұрын
I always wondered why some people want to rule the world/galaxy/multiverse; the thought of having to deal with all that bureaucracy and paperwork gives me a headache.
@MetalHeadReacts2 жыл бұрын
It's 3 am and i'm suffering a major bout of severe depression... getting myself drunk, i stumbled across this video by one of my favourite comedians... It made me laugh out loud and very loud at that... which isn't good since i've been living in a hotel for the last 4 months... but IS good because i needed the laugh...
@YourCapyBruv_do_u_rmbr_3Dpipes2 жыл бұрын
He looks like a perfectly lovable tyrant. I imagine the people will be pleased.
@DT-dc4br2 жыл бұрын
Do the people love me? In general, no.... but a select group of weird nerds will throw themselves on any criticism no matter how valid it is....
@flexibleincarnate70642 жыл бұрын
Steve is a mood
@millybuxx36502 жыл бұрын
when the sane have to live through another "extraordinary popular delusion and the madness of crowds" as Charles Mackay was observing some two centuries ago, it is this kind of comedy that makes it worthwhile!!! thank you so much for jump-starting another day!!!
@suttone752 жыл бұрын
From one single video, I subscribe to thee. Well done.
@KneelB4Bacon2 жыл бұрын
1:00 "My name's not Steve." "Steve . . ." lol. Reminds me of the dialog between Handsome Jack and one of his minions in Borderlands 2: "Anything else on today's agenda, Jimmy?" "The name's 'Jeffrey' sir. And no." "Thanks, Jimmy!"
@oldguy90512 жыл бұрын
Also: Perfect timing!
@sbomorse2 жыл бұрын
26 seconds, my fastest click yet.
@YourCapyBruv_do_u_rmbr_3Dpipes2 жыл бұрын
My fastest click too esp on ABK
@henrymacleod20062 жыл бұрын
Woah you really captured the CEO of KZfaq perfectly
@steelwings20372 жыл бұрын
This was magnificent.
@TOSkwar222 жыл бұрын
I mean, it IS twitter.
@mentor3972 жыл бұрын
I, for one, am happy to be living in the lands united under the one rule of the Emperor.
@VersesOfVice11 ай бұрын
You have outdone yourself. Best thing since every scandinavian crime drama ever, ever. ❤
@VersesOfVice11 ай бұрын
(The peiple love you)
@danielconde132 жыл бұрын
- So, you want to _force_ the people to do a parade? - Forcing? Nah: I want my peacekeeping troopers to do a special _inviting_ operation...
@DouglasQuaid999 Жыл бұрын
Elon: Dave...do they love me?
@loustalk82272 жыл бұрын
"that's not called a spontaneous parade my emperor it's called a revolution march"
@wordzmyth2 жыл бұрын
Amazing you are put-in this up rn For no reason
@vardellsfolly5200 Жыл бұрын
Steve showed no appreciation, about the endless love of the people, towards their wonderful Emperor..
@user-hi4sm3ig5j2 жыл бұрын
I was saying Emp-boo-rer.
@LouisOnAir2 жыл бұрын
Well you know Twitter has fewer than half the number of users LinkedIn has so it's really not as representative as people think
@1bful Жыл бұрын
That disappointed, “oh,” was everything 😂👌
@slyngn78472 жыл бұрын
"Am I the baddie?" - The Evil Emporer probably.
@brianzhamilton2 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry, Emperor. People never say anything nice on Twitter anyway.
@buttsufancypantsu16442 жыл бұрын
I love how Steve reacted to the final slap as if it was an uppercut, that shit was hilarious.
@MrJaggy1232 жыл бұрын
"you're afraid" "yes." "of these low, low prices! I'm emperor Eddie and today only is crazy Eddie's used car sale!!!"
@optimascrime52352 жыл бұрын
The skits are always hilarious 😂
@void-creature Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, God Emperor Leto Atreides II: "For a thousand generations, all of mankind will depise me for what I am about to do, but even so, it is necessary."
@cthulu8mytoast Жыл бұрын
He literally had zero fucks to give. He outlived all of his enemies from Children of Dune and God Emperor of Dune was about 3,000 years after.
@CoolGobyFish Жыл бұрын
yes, that's around that time that F. Herbert got into drugs)
@stefanfilipovits212 жыл бұрын
I kinda expected that anyone hell-bent on ultimate power is that insecure
@hillaryclinton12322 жыл бұрын
You were a Wonderful Gift from algorithm! Love from America, Trolley Trill , cutie!