HITMAN: ABSOLUTION (Zero Punctuation)

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11 жыл бұрын

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This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Hitman: Absolution.
Fast-talking Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw reviews a new game each week in this animated series that combines informed critique with cutting humor. Watch the next episode of Zero Punctuation a week early, only on The Escapist.
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@eddthehead123
@eddthehead123 9 жыл бұрын
That Dam Score tracker! I got Silent Assassin in one of them, by crushing my target with a safe as he was taking a piss. Then, walking back to the exit, I got 'tresspasser' and lost like 1,200 points. Cue crazed rampage, where I murdered everyone. The passer-bys, the police, the market stall workers, the SWAT that arrived, more of the SWAT, and then finally myself.
@Hjernespreng
@Hjernespreng 9 жыл бұрын
haha, it is such a fucking retarded feature, innit?
@BaseCu327
@BaseCu327 9 жыл бұрын
Hjernespreng Not really. It's meant to add challenge while not being overly demanding, as you are never forced to do it.
@pyroneutral
@pyroneutral 9 жыл бұрын
The Addiction 2 it still makes me feel like shit, i think yahtzee was right to put it in when you do a second run through or at least give people the option to disable it
@JVLY
@JVLY 10 жыл бұрын
Fully agree with the score tracker. It makes me feel like I'm doing everything wrong on the first try like I was supposed to know.
@DecisiveZoom
@DecisiveZoom 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my father
@mrevilducky
@mrevilducky 2 жыл бұрын
@@DecisiveZoom you'll eventually have to talk to him, heart to heart if you ever want to find peace with him
@ShadowWolfRising
@ShadowWolfRising 11 жыл бұрын
i love how the voices tell him to seek therapy.
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 8 жыл бұрын
1:31-1:37 Yahtzee predicted the "plot twist" in Batman v Superman three years early.
@tamathemaid7171
@tamathemaid7171 8 жыл бұрын
Wait, so both Batman and Superman are scared of theme park mascots?
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 8 жыл бұрын
The Nightcorien Geek Might as well be.
@tamathemaid7171
@tamathemaid7171 8 жыл бұрын
I KNEW IT THEY BECAME FRIENDS NOT BECAUSE THEIR MOTHERS SHARED THE SAME NAME. THEY WERE JUST IRRATIONAL IDIOTS SCARED OF MASCOTS
@agonycity1754
@agonycity1754 5 жыл бұрын
He also called the new death star with 3 lasers and basically jinxed in Bayonetta onto SSB. It's unbelievable.
@nahuelahpa1881
@nahuelahpa1881 4 жыл бұрын
except noy
@19MAD95
@19MAD95 10 жыл бұрын
The therapy comment at the end actually made me chuckle out loud. Which is unfortunate because my oral surgery makes laughing hurt. So now my mouth is bleeding. Thanks +1
@matthewbowen2345
@matthewbowen2345 10 жыл бұрын
Well that went downhill fast...
@user-vu7me6ix1f
@user-vu7me6ix1f 9 жыл бұрын
huh
@therealdavidcage4761
@therealdavidcage4761 9 жыл бұрын
I love this game but the disguise system is fucked, it's Silent Assassin levels broken
@gurumanlives4231
@gurumanlives4231 9 жыл бұрын
Nate Richards Silent Assassin?
@therealdavidcage4761
@therealdavidcage4761 9 жыл бұрын
Blue Shell Hitman 2: Silent Assassin. Basically the disguises in that game are so bad and glitchy i've lost count of how many times I walked into a room in a disguise acting normal only to hear either "OPEN FIRE" or to have everyone run away
@gurumanlives4231
@gurumanlives4231 9 жыл бұрын
Nate Richards Oh, I see. So basically how the TF2 disguise should work?
@therealdavidcage4761
@therealdavidcage4761 9 жыл бұрын
Blue Shell It's like the disguise system in TF2 if when disguising yourself, a huge text appears saying "HE'S A SPY" hovering over your head
@therealdavidcage4761
@therealdavidcage4761 9 жыл бұрын
Blazer Ashbringer That sounds like it could work, I'll give it a try. Cheers
@Kakuretaka
@Kakuretaka 10 жыл бұрын
beep "That's 47 get him!"
@gabagook
@gabagook 6 жыл бұрын
I was one of those lunatics that held a few top-ten records on these levels, so, that said, you didn't have to lose score for knocking people out. You lose 100 for the knockout, but simultaneously gain 50 if undetected, then another 50 if you hide the body. So, you could methodically knock out every enemy on the level for a grand total of... 0 points. Tada, stellar scoring system.
@svenhoek86
@svenhoek86 11 жыл бұрын
My main gripe was the focus meter. I kind of liked the old style where getting too close to a guard or moving suspiciously set him off, not having to press a button and hope he walks past you fast enough that your magic juice doesn't run out.
@xiaoxiao666
@xiaoxiao666 10 жыл бұрын
Can't believe you didn't mention that stupid level in the fog near the end where you have to avoid a maze of mines laid on the roof as if any person would ever do that on the roof of a building, or has any logic linked to it, not to mention the fact it didn't fit in with any of the previous missions
@SirTawko
@SirTawko 10 жыл бұрын
***** So does spice
@RobertZabulonian
@RobertZabulonian 10 жыл бұрын
I thought he put a bandaid on the bar code because he cut? Obviously not entirely, since you can see it, but I do remember a scene that involved a sharp object and blood going down his head early on in the game. That's why for the first few bits, the bandaid is bloody.
@J.sh_CDN
@J.sh_CDN 9 жыл бұрын
"I get enough of that from the voices" "Could you at least give therapy a chance?"
@erfaniom9576
@erfaniom9576 2 жыл бұрын
no
@caserw2
@caserw2 10 жыл бұрын
To be honest, 47 actually cut off the barcode
@ToxicGent
@ToxicGent 10 жыл бұрын
Only flaw i saw in Absolution was: i could not pick my own load-outs from mission to mission.. Didn't stop me from buying the collectors edition that was gathering dust at my local game-stop for about 14$
@ToxicGent
@ToxicGent 10 жыл бұрын
not to mention.. your a killer.. killing should give you points.. if you kill all, no one talk.. idk, maybe its just me.
@kingemocut
@kingemocut 10 жыл бұрын
***** the point of being an assassin is you go in undetected, kill your target and make him 'disappear', and leave before anyone realizes that the dust has moved
@ToxicGent
@ToxicGent 10 жыл бұрын
assassins come in their own way.. some kill only the target.. some wipe out the block.. i sir, wipe out a 2mile radius, so i feel as though it should not be deducted. as long as i dont get caught i dont see the issue. =D
@BFedie518
@BFedie518 8 жыл бұрын
One thing i find weird is that in this stealth game, Agent 47 can take way more bullets than Adam Jensen in Deus Ex: HR, which is supposed to be either a stealth game or shooter, depending on how you want to play it.
@Gboy86ify
@Gboy86ify 7 жыл бұрын
3:30 Actually the Sniper canonically takes pills that make him LESS continent so he can refill his Jarate jars faster. I'm not making this up.
@richardlionerheart1945
@richardlionerheart1945 7 жыл бұрын
aproved
@Rhyzak
@Rhyzak 10 жыл бұрын
Only thing I remember from this game is allot of Bloom. Lots and lots of fucking Bloom. And also the broken disguise system and that annoying score counter.
@Psyduckmaster01
@Psyduckmaster01 11 жыл бұрын
In my first playthrough of Absolution, in the strip blub level, I literally walked up to the guy, while he was surrounded by other bartenders and people who went there, shot him dead, and still waited almost a minute before someone saw he was dead.
@borko3fkovixAC
@borko3fkovixAC 9 жыл бұрын
Although Blood Money is my favorite, i still liked Absolution a bunch, even though it changed they had to do it because of the people who weren't that much in Hitman series and made it more mainstream for today's audience. But if you knock up the difficulty and try to remain unseen without killing anyone than the actual target, the game still has that hardcore old timey taste to it. It was made for noobs and pro's equally and it succeeded in it, which imo is pretty unique in gaming industry.
@suwatsaksri7191
@suwatsaksri7191 9 жыл бұрын
Then why call it Hitman anyway? When people are not interested in a certain game with a certain playstyle, why change of just for that audience? That makes no sense, its like saying "duh Splinter Cell is a Stealth game but its too difficulty for the Call of Duty audience so lets make it CoD with Splinter Crll slapped on it duh"
@borko3fkovixAC
@borko3fkovixAC 9 жыл бұрын
Suwat Saksri You know why? Money.
@suwatsaksri7191
@suwatsaksri7191 9 жыл бұрын
borko3fkovixAC exactly
@Braollus
@Braollus 9 жыл бұрын
I don't think Hitman is hardcore, well maybe the first two, but Contracts and Blood Money are not hardcore, to justify that, I should say that I spent dozens if not hundreds of hours in Contracts and Blood Money(definitely hundreds of ours with Blood Money). I also don't think Hitman should be like splinter cell, where you must ghost through and not be seen by anyone. The best part about Blood Money and Contracts is that social stealth aspect, instead of being unseen you got to blend in, get a disguise, explore the level, plan out your assassination and then try and execute your plan, that was fun. In Absolution, you just go in and kill your target, levels are too small and closed down to allow for any kind of planning, exploration is gone, now you cannot be seen for more than 5 seconds, it's basically Splinter Cell. Which is to say, it's not a bad game, it's just a bad Hitman game. I've seen some news about the next installment, as much as I remember, the developers said they are bringing back the sandbox, proper big sandbox, which is good, if they stick to their word and go through with. Damn, I wish for another Blood Money type of Hitman game, because by this point Blood Money's been completed many many many times, most if not all interactions discovered, would be good to get a new real Hitman game.
@unknownbruneian
@unknownbruneian 11 жыл бұрын
The best thing about Zero Punc's vids on youtube is that can finally read his parting snarky remarks without the pause thing obscuring the way :D
@ManeLion1
@ManeLion1 10 жыл бұрын
The best way to play this game is to set the difficulty to purist so you don't have the score counter or instinct and just try to get through each level alive.
@Rhyzak
@Rhyzak 10 жыл бұрын
the other problem with purist mode is that the stealth is heavily broken and the disguise system is fucking pointless since u get spotted slower in ur suit than the actual uniform you just put on to disguise yourself with.
@guyincognito7188
@guyincognito7188 4 жыл бұрын
Except you still have instinct. You just don't have the gui element mana bar for it.
@gabagook
@gabagook 8 жыл бұрын
I was totally that person who always had to set the high score for a level. I actually made it into the top ten globally for one of the more difficult ones.
@SnakeGodfromSaturn
@SnakeGodfromSaturn 10 жыл бұрын
I wonder if those kung fu super nuns teach domestic science at the all girls school during off hours
@TheShadowNovus
@TheShadowNovus 11 жыл бұрын
Lol return of the mad ocelot god near the end there. Love how yahtzee references past reviews xD
@TinkerTailor117
@TinkerTailor117 11 жыл бұрын
I have been watching his videos for a year now, and only now do I realize that... Well done.
@grantharrison1715
@grantharrison1715 8 жыл бұрын
I just felt the map was linear. I had to run through dodging guards then get to the area that has the target. It wasn't an open world it was a straight line with a target at the end.
@davidhill2020
@davidhill2020 10 жыл бұрын
What I liked about the old Hitman was that you had the option of killing the main target and no one else, but Absolution forces you to kill everybody IT tells you to. And you have to kill TONS of people because that's all that game execs think that gamers want out of life.
@ChristophBrinkmann
@ChristophBrinkmann 10 жыл бұрын
"Absolution forces you to kill everybody IT tells you to" Which, incidentally, would be the main targets, and no one else. It is possible to have a clean run in every mission. Killing others, or leaving them alone is your choice.
@MrHendrix17
@MrHendrix17 10 жыл бұрын
Christoph Brinkmann There are 4 people in the first mission that you must kill in the bullet time tutorial but other than that your definitely right.
@MrHendrix17
@MrHendrix17 10 жыл бұрын
Jimmy De'Souza I'm to awful at playing stealth games on high difficulties so I never knew that. Huh.
@snorlax42
@snorlax42 10 жыл бұрын
Jimmy De'Souza I wasn't a big fan of Absolution, but following around that guy for the first time, trying to find good spots to kill him and then realizing, "Shit, there's no one around, let's just kill him now", snapping his neck, and tossing him into the dumpster he was peeing on, was the first time in the series where I felt like a badass assassin. Maybe it's just how I played Blood Money, but half the time when I got through the mission I was like, "Well, I did it, I guess. That was pretty sloppy."
@Rhyzak
@Rhyzak 10 жыл бұрын
Christoph Brinkmann I think hes talking about the broken stealth mechanics and disguise system that 99% of the time forces you to shoot through some sections.
@MaherAnimations
@MaherAnimations 8 жыл бұрын
So close to a million!
@firestarter320
@firestarter320 11 жыл бұрын
I love u bro, and i think you're a great person. Merry Christmas.
@xxczerxx
@xxczerxx 9 жыл бұрын
One thing about Yahtzee's reviewing technique, is that if you are so relentlessly cutting and sardonic about anything you can make it seem... well, shit. I seriously love his deadpan delivery but I kinda worry about viewers who take his words as serious determinants in whether a game is worth their time or money.
@diegofloor
@diegofloor 9 жыл бұрын
A lot of people say his reviews is just bashing, so I guess your worry is very well justified. I love his reviews, he is very insightful. The grindhouse remark, for example, is pretty clever. It explains many of the choices they made for the story that just didn't make much sense to me before.
@diegofloor
@diegofloor 9 жыл бұрын
Klamath2046 Yes! that is a distinction that seems lost in videogame journalism.
@Bigfitz2
@Bigfitz2 9 жыл бұрын
For me personally I weigh the pros n cons when he reviews a game and decide from there wether I think the game is worth my time and money believe it or not I've been generally pleased with the outcomes
@mozata6838
@mozata6838 9 жыл бұрын
He presents his biases pretty well, so it's not like he claiming to be absolutely right when he talks about a game. DWarren's strategy of weighing the pros and cons works because Yahtzee usually doesn't give an overall rating. He just gives you an idea of whats in it and how he feels about it
@krakkenzomboid6341
@krakkenzomboid6341 9 жыл бұрын
Mac Yeah but the flipside of that coin is the few games he actually recommends are probably going to be fucking awesome and almost always are in my opinion.
@yankeelongshoreman9113
@yankeelongshoreman9113 8 жыл бұрын
As much as I love Yahtzee's misanthropy, I do demand some accuracy. The reason 47 shot his old handler, Dianna, even though he didn't want to was because it was a contract. He ALWAYS finishes his contracts. He protected the girl because, again, it was a contract from Dianna in exchange for her forgiveness. (At least, I think that was the 'pay') He was bred to fill out his contracts with no regard to his personal feelings or desires and to do it well.
@genesisbustamante-durian
@genesisbustamante-durian 6 жыл бұрын
do you have any evidence for that? that's what I thought.
@SlothTerror
@SlothTerror 11 жыл бұрын
I had a fun time with Absolution,the only things holding back for me was the non-existing loadout setup between mission,linear levels,but the worst thing had to be not having a sniper suitcase.
@CheesiBoo
@CheesiBoo 10 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite Yatzee video. I watch it almost daily.
@VashMaverick09
@VashMaverick09 9 жыл бұрын
so this could almost have a bit of a dream web design of puzzle solving ?
@Jackonian
@Jackonian 9 жыл бұрын
Just want to step in and say that it's understandable that you lose points for knocking someone out, because that provides evidence, and would cause a lot of alert if the unconscious body was found. It's why you gain the exact same amount of points back for hiding a body - you're forgiven if you clean up after yourself.
@Cosimia
@Cosimia 8 жыл бұрын
No it is shit.
@B0K0691
@B0K0691 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cosimia reason?
@Cynori
@Cynori 11 жыл бұрын
:D yay! been missing these, finally a new one!
@TheNothing598
@TheNothing598 10 жыл бұрын
"Could you at least give therapy a chance?" Hahah. That got me.
@st0ck3rz
@st0ck3rz 11 жыл бұрын
It never actually passed my mind until you said it.
@existenceisrelative
@existenceisrelative 11 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, i took a nap halfway through your comment. So I'm pretty sure you're congratulating me on my astoundingly concise and accurate synopsis of the hitman franchise. Well I'm glad you enjoyed it.
@asdf1234567910
@asdf1234567910 11 жыл бұрын
I have these headsets on and they are screwed up... They gave you a deep robot voice. Plus your accent was so freakin funny with that... :D
@blockhead134
@blockhead134 8 жыл бұрын
he didnt just put a bandaid over his barcode, he cut it off
@harxciii
@harxciii 8 жыл бұрын
yup
@Phagastick
@Phagastick 8 жыл бұрын
He did not cut it off, it was just symbolical.
@blockhead134
@blockhead134 8 жыл бұрын
McAkkeezz there is a scee in the game where he takes a knife to the back of his head and he throws a flap of skin into the sink as well as blood. he cut it off.
@Phagastick
@Phagastick 8 жыл бұрын
+blockhead134 He did not cut it off completely, he just disfigured it.
@AnEvilMathematician
@AnEvilMathematician 8 жыл бұрын
+blockhead134 +McAkkeezz He only cut off 2 numbers the 47 at the end (hence the blinky red icon at the start of every mission). It does not help the fact that there is still a huge fucking barcode on the back of his head.
@MrKoffeeKup
@MrKoffeeKup 11 жыл бұрын
This is a really good review of this game, he just said everything I thought when I played this game.
@lewisbirkett4428
@lewisbirkett4428 10 жыл бұрын
Is my graphics card broke? I used to run CSS and csgo no lag 120 fps fine and now I can't run at a constant 30 on lowest settings and those games run on a potato. Has my main card broke and my motherboard auto switched to my in built graphics? I always get 5-15fps drops in csgo and tf2
@Fuppy636
@Fuppy636 9 жыл бұрын
fucking hate the score tracker, should be taken off at lower difficulties. Not saying I want to go guns blazing through the missions, but when theres a guy in the way of my objective then I should be able to choke him out without worrying about a fucking score.
@MasterCharlie104
@MasterCharlie104 8 жыл бұрын
Oh don't you start telling me I have a problem! I get enough of that from the voices thank you very much!
@19Wylds95
@19Wylds95 11 жыл бұрын
the bar, you can pull a lever start a bar fight and beat up kane, lynch is at the shooting range aswell
@sibire8284
@sibire8284 11 жыл бұрын
Watch ALL the videos! AGAIN!
@WomenRespecter9000
@WomenRespecter9000 5 жыл бұрын
"I wouldn't stay my blade just because my target was also afraid of theme park mascots" Let me introduce you to a movie called "Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice"
@ImperialGuardsman74
@ImperialGuardsman74 11 жыл бұрын
Wasn't the previous hitman games scoring system too? Professional , Silent assassin ranks etc
@Rellikvidz
@Rellikvidz 10 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the subtle reference at 1:54 was intentional.
@gredangeo
@gredangeo 8 жыл бұрын
Your merch link is broken? Getting 403 error. Why?
@keithadams7619
@keithadams7619 Жыл бұрын
Getting away from the scanner police is piss easy, just get rid of one vertical line on your barcode and you're golden. Because several years of retail work taught me a barcode doesn't register if one of the lines is missing.
@CommissarMitch
@CommissarMitch 11 жыл бұрын
I see that metroinds never gets old =3
@geneal65D
@geneal65D 11 жыл бұрын
ok i looked for the vid and found several copys of many vids. by the sound of it im looking for one with a guy. and once again thanks
@pinkpiggy9346
@pinkpiggy9346 10 жыл бұрын
have the same problem, i keep forcing myself to replay a level to get a higher score. sr to say that ive only just tried the hitman franchise and not very familiar with the gameplay. it took e quite a while to understand how u get high score. what's strange to me that by approaching and kill in open fight can unlock other killing styles bt at the same time reduce ur score
@Never_heart
@Never_heart 11 жыл бұрын
yathzee don't worry about the voices u only have to worry when u ask if ur crazy and not even the voices can say no without bursting out in laughter
@DanDragon92
@DanDragon92 11 жыл бұрын
Patience is a virtue.
@IceSlushi
@IceSlushi 11 жыл бұрын
I feel my vocabulary increasing while I watch these videos...
@TheNytroChronicles
@TheNytroChronicles 11 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious, another subscriber it is!
@crazycat690
@crazycat690 11 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping he'd mention Kane & Lynch in there somewhere.
@covetousdragon4448
@covetousdragon4448 11 жыл бұрын
Totally agree.
@randomaccountforstuf
@randomaccountforstuf 11 жыл бұрын
Curious what his thoughts on Playstation All Stars are.
@PillarOfVirtue
@PillarOfVirtue 11 жыл бұрын
Spot on assessment, Yahtzee. And quite funny as hell as well.
@thavidu78
@thavidu78 11 жыл бұрын
A floating invisible ocelot telling him to give therapy a chance. Awesome.
@counterstriker500
@counterstriker500 10 жыл бұрын
CLORSH Oh my god, I lost my shit at that.
@SgerbwdGwyn
@SgerbwdGwyn 10 жыл бұрын
I posted this 3 weeks ago...and he did one recently, so I already know
@existenceisrelative
@existenceisrelative 11 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't mention the fact that the "agency" is wiped out by 47 at least once a game by this point. I swear that was the plot of at least two other hitman games.
@TalDSruler
@TalDSruler 11 жыл бұрын
"Do it again... But better!" Someone was watching tron recently...
@Minecraftmagician1
@Minecraftmagician1 11 жыл бұрын
Okay this was one of the first i could break up so, is this yahtzee considering the game playable?
@ShinobuSakurazaka
@ShinobuSakurazaka 10 жыл бұрын
Absolution was good because it forced you think about what you were going to do, in Blood Money 47 had a fucking medicine cabinet hidden in his suit with syringes full of sleeping formula or poison. In Absolution, you have to plan ahead otherwise you'll miss your opportunity to kill your target (or targets) in a way that looks like a freak accident and the fact that you're reduced to nothing but your bare hands after escaping the hotel and you have to use a extension cord flex to garrote people shows that 47 is a true professional no matter what. Hate all you want but IO interactive show us why other assassin game series like the AC series pale in comparison to Agent 47's big bald shadow.
@tatguy
@tatguy 10 жыл бұрын
blood money made you think a ton more, walk into a room disguise as a guard but carry the wrong weapon and BAM you're dead, you couldn't really fight your way out of a situation and one more thing... YOU COULDN'T HIDE A SHOTGUN IN YOUR SUIT
@nonamesam
@nonamesam 10 жыл бұрын
4 syringes is hardly a medicine cabinet, and how exactly do you have to plan ahead when the game gives you free wallhacks that show where everyone is going? Blood Money required in-depth study of guard patrols and lines of sight, whereas Absolution was just a linear killfest in comparison.
@MegaOmega001
@MegaOmega001 10 жыл бұрын
I don't think you can but Assassin's Creed in with Hitman besides "assassination". They have their own styles. Assassin's Creed is assassinating like a swooping eagle, jumping in abosolutely flawless ~maybe~ avoiding guards. While Hitman is assassinating as the man behind the curtain, you kill your target while your not even in the room because you've set up a deathtrap.
@TheTwistedbeaver
@TheTwistedbeaver 10 жыл бұрын
blood money was soooo much better than absolution,,,, just because of the amount of handholding found in absolution.... giving you a small linear area and saying "which of these 4 methods will you use to kill 'this guy'"... whereas blood money gives you a huge open area and says "here's your target, do whatever" only graphics whores would prefer absolution and its COD style -on-the-rails- type of gameplay typical of this inbred generation of casual facebook gamers who need onscreen prompts to be able to do ANYTHING.
@ShinobuSakurazaka
@ShinobuSakurazaka 10 жыл бұрын
TheTwistedbeaver I been gaming for over 30 years and hate games like COD so keep your BS assumptions to yourself. Also, I never said Blood Money was bad and still stand by the fact that Hitman is one the few series that hasn't been ruined by modern gaming yet. Hitman is great and you aren't, now move along little boy.
@mdabestpler
@mdabestpler 11 жыл бұрын
no. this is the best intro music in the world. it deserves to be turned up way past 11.
@MrCharlieTwist
@MrCharlieTwist 11 жыл бұрын
Has he done a review for LBP Karting yet? He's covered all Decembers big releases now so if not I think it would be logical to do one
@Achanarr
@Achanarr 11 жыл бұрын
And the customary asterisk.
@Awakiia
@Awakiia 10 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy columbo reference
@coconuthead1361
@coconuthead1361 9 жыл бұрын
Don't hate me, but I played the Blood Money demo the other day and I didn't really like it. The controls were clunky, gameplay awkward, and I must have messed up at some point because it didn't allow me to continue the demo.
@coconuthead1361
@coconuthead1361 9 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah, but the demo is supposed to show a game at its best.
@coconuthead1361
@coconuthead1361 9 жыл бұрын
***** well yeah, but I wasn't talking about the storyline. The gameplay for the demo just didn't click for me.
@coconuthead1361
@coconuthead1361 9 жыл бұрын
***** I accept the fact that your belief of my opinion being incorrect cannot be proven in a court of law.
@coconuthead1361
@coconuthead1361 9 жыл бұрын
***** If you feel bad for the people you kill, do you even play video games at all?
@Boolus
@Boolus 9 жыл бұрын
***** You do realise that they aren't people, right? They are just a clump of code represented as pixels on a 2d screen. They don't die, their health points just reach zero and their models ragdoll.
@NGCDragoonFighter
@NGCDragoonFighter 11 жыл бұрын
What are the other good things in your opinion?
@boomy2able
@boomy2able 11 жыл бұрын
I love the intro!! Please just tweak the volume for these whiny ones and leave the same intro... Because it's amazing
@ryroyce
@ryroyce 10 жыл бұрын
Why couldn't 47 just put the plaster on his head WITHOUT the semi-successful cutting of his scalp? (i say semi-successful because he failed) . Or the master of disguises could wear a wig, or fucking spray paint the barcode - anything that made better sense
@Terrorstanius
@Terrorstanius 9 жыл бұрын
guys he had a tracker under the barcode and he cut it out
@kalonivek717
@kalonivek717 9 жыл бұрын
Terrorstanius Terror you've commented on every person who didn't know there was a tracker. A+ for effort, mate.
@Terrorstanius
@Terrorstanius 9 жыл бұрын
Kalo Kertesz gotta help inform my niggas
@Vullinia
@Vullinia 7 жыл бұрын
Agent 47's in Gryffindor huh? I guess that makes sense
@RADIOACTIVEBUNY
@RADIOACTIVEBUNY 11 жыл бұрын
How do you play with no arms?
@The_Crimson_Fucker
@The_Crimson_Fucker 10 жыл бұрын
Voices? "Do you hear the voices too?!"
@Renkaru
@Renkaru 11 жыл бұрын
Wensdays are the best days.
@AJDaniels5298
@AJDaniels5298 11 жыл бұрын
He did, on the 12th.
@discordgaming2942
@discordgaming2942 10 жыл бұрын
sounds about right
@enlowmation
@enlowmation 11 жыл бұрын
Will definitely be taking 1:59 and using it as my Steam avatar.
@hsvdevil3
@hsvdevil3 11 жыл бұрын
LOL Columbo references
@EwanGleadow
@EwanGleadow 11 жыл бұрын
Hurray! More Zero Punctuation, one of the few good things this channel uploads...
@SinfulShaco
@SinfulShaco 11 жыл бұрын
I was about to say the same thing, well said sir.
@PennanJr
@PennanJr 11 жыл бұрын
He did a review and he liked it.
@jacklucas5908
@jacklucas5908 6 жыл бұрын
That mention of TF2 really caught me off guard, a rather pleasant surprise.
@dinodino6
@dinodino6 11 жыл бұрын
lol yh, I realised after I posted it. I correct myself so often when typing your...that I some how over compensated
@AWESOMENICATION
@AWESOMENICATION 11 жыл бұрын
this is the FIRST time EVER seeing a yahzee video under 100,000 views. THE WORLDS COMIN TO AN END
@ScottJoC
@ScottJoC 11 жыл бұрын
The thing I like to do the most in hitman is kill everyone off without anyone seeing me, picking people off one by one is incredibly fun.
@Ithzzz
@Ithzzz 11 жыл бұрын
Very nice D:
@SquidSquad94
@SquidSquad94 11 жыл бұрын
already has
@brototheend11
@brototheend11 11 жыл бұрын
Exactly. We play Hitman in the same way. It feels much better to go in kill my target/s and then get out without anyone knowing I was there than it does to play a linear corridor shooter.
@XxRestlessGamerxX
@XxRestlessGamerxX 11 жыл бұрын
Are you the other guy that read poetry with Jim sterly
@TheMinxTail
@TheMinxTail 11 жыл бұрын
If I remember right, the previous games had a 'suspicion metre' that would let you know when your disguise was going to be blown, and the aiming being bad is more a feature than a bug - it discourages running and gunning through the level, right? Even discounting the vastly more organic feel of Blood Money, compared to Absolution's arbitrary story focus, there is one fact one can't dispute from personal esperience: Blood Money is much easier on the eyes for those of us not playing on a HDTV
@Bloddrake
@Bloddrake 10 жыл бұрын
Instinct mechanics? I played on purist so i never used it.
@igkgigoh
@igkgigoh 10 жыл бұрын
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