Matsuri: "Hololive's Chief Purity Inspector (Read: destroyer)"

*If she breathe*

Chief of taking purity

Anything that's comes out of that girl's mouth is just pure deception

Everyone: *DOUBT*

It's a reference to an older anime, Pani Poni Dash. Rebecca Miyamoto, 11-year-old high school teacher who graduated MIT, can't say Massachusetts. One of the most adorable scenes of the series.

It almost rivals chunchunmaru

Me, also living in Mass: She did it! She said it! She said the thing!

The great state of Massachuchuchuchuchu

To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the legit translation. Loanwords suck; all my homies hate loanwords.

Ah, yabai

sate sate sate

Understandable, have a nice day.

What

@@eiji5205 Please arrest Matsuri at all costs. I fear she may become too powerful.

I bet everytime he hears screeching coming from her room he just shakes his head and turns up the volume

Matsuri:Kawaiiiii hehhehehe! Matsuri Bro:*sigh* here we go again, *turn on music with max volume*.

Huh, did she move back home? I thought she lived by herself.

It's just like Watamote lol

What do you think her mom goes thr- never mind... they’re on the same wavelength

Yagoo probably trained with the Idol Master series, to his shock, he hired a band of homo erotics.

Minus the high BP, probs

YAGOO be playing on Survival Mode.

She’s forming a harem for herself

Yagoo's dream simulator.

this is worse (better if youre into it) than haato since its covering all frequencies to grate your ears compared to just one lol.

KidouTenshi When the volume warning is actually accurate for once.

I thought everyone's ears are trained by Haachama by now

Kidou, the here is the right answer "YES"

me at 5% stil can hear it

Watame is waiting also

【 Coco : first time ? 】

163cm is just above her limit

@@ravensshade she knows she have to protect her

kinda interested in this game now I've gone around watching all kind of vtubers playing it lol what is this?

@@Sunnyboy-ob4xz It's Idolmaster Shiny Colors! There's an unofficial English patch for it too that a lot of us work on.

@Koholos The patch discord: discord.gg/xuFcKzW I'm pretty sure if you can get the "Alook" browser for ios on your ipad you should be able to hook the patch into that, though I think you might have to buy that browser (like 99 cents?). I only have android devices so haven't tried it myself.

@Jadandlud - Oh, I love it. Sora and AZKi are the only Hololive girls resembling traditional idols at all, and AZKi is probably the least known of the group because she's pigeonholed to just produced music for the most part.

@Jadandlud bamco doesnt care about the idol community, they do whatever they wants Even trap idol in girls agency *stares at Dearly Stars

Her ultimate form would be like : *TRY AND STOP ME HOLOLIVE! I AM HOLOLIVE!!*

@@rickyrahma3611 poor Ryo, just wanted people to know he was a boy unfortunately Ritsuko had other plans

well it may have took 3 years but we got the crossover. still no Matsuri unfortunately 😭

I think the fact that you noticed that is cause for concern. Probably coincidence.

@@TheCalmPsycho for some reason its 17:08 for me wich is really damn wierd

@Atharv Khatri From Canada, I get 17:07

I seriously thought the universe was trying to troll Matsuri with Meguru who does indeed resemble a certain brat from Nijisanji. lol

After all, meguru had the same birthday and is the same age as Matsuri. It is fate.

Watching the whole thing made me feel like just diving into a vat of lava then Aquas stream came on days after and she got an heirloom on apex 2-3 crates in

Thank god I was wearing earphones while she was screaming... better loss my hearing than both of my husband and my daughter loss their sleep...

Laughs in gacha hell

I mean i would screech too, be melt by that "baka".

14:44 Thank you for the TL warning, unfortunately my Haachama special ear broke after this

I wasn't prepared to hear ear destroying screams from Matsuri

@@pannacotta9493 You probably have fake Haachama ears, the genuine ones have 150 mm reactive armor plating.

@@icipher6730 damn, I have to buy the real one then

Didn’t wear mine prepared for rushia’s rampage

lol

Asahi is safe. Remember Matsuri said 14 is the cut-off age for lolis.

Kaho is some Loli tho, she is similar in size to Fuyuko. Kaho is 163cm tall, 80/57/83. Fuyuko is 163cm tall, 78/59/81.

@@nulnoh219 Maybe she's lying about her age?

@@lukeeichenlaub3183 nope, she's 12. Her in-game line and interaction prove it. And her hobby is watching NichiAsa program, mainly Super Sentai, and collecting toys from those shows which is common for kids.

She's as tall as me, a 25 year old man.

To be fair, while they did pick the same idol for the same reason, the reason Matsuri took so long is because, as a certified _woman of culture_ she knows _every_ girl on the roster has _exquisite_ appeal. Shion, while enlightened, hasnt *_A S C E N D E D_*

@@brosephnoonan223 Yeah, I mean, Matsuri knew she wanted to pick Fuyuko within like 5 seconds but still deliberated hard over the other girls. Not as hard as Kanata, who took over a fucking hour to pick a girl, but...

thank you for providing a replay button 🙏

I can also kinda relate to this. Choosing the underdog or the one who doesn’t get all the attention can sometimes open up for more unique or interesting experiences or opportunities compared to just picking the most popular one which just fulfills the status quo of the usual. Sadly, this is also why I prefer Nijisanji over Hololive... the sheer number and diversity of interesting female and male vtubers in Nijisanji compared to Hololive just provide me with more wholesome or teetee moments than I can find anywhere else 😆

@@Akyx94 isnt nijisanji more popular in japan

This has been me in most everything from games to music to art to vtubers etc. but I've found the balance that works best for me is supporting and hoping for the growth of the underdog while also just enjoying the ride of the popular. Its a good balance that's expanded what I get to enjoy.

i dont rmb when, but i recall her mentioning that the walls of her apartment block sound pretty well

I don't know about neighbors, but her mother scolded her once

@@joaopereira717 now this is big kusa energy

@@joaopereira717 That was before she moved out to stay on her own.

She said she has very good soundproofing in her residence.

Kaho, 12 y/o, 163cm tall, 80/57/83. Fuyuko, 19 y/o, 163cm tall, 78/59/81. WUT????????

She didn’t even check the one on the left either. She looked younger imo.

@@nulnoh219 I swear someone just rolled a dice for these girls statistics

@Sweetbutter Cupcakes lol conspiracy right there

Let's not forget they are japanese. So naturally they are all smaller than us westerners.

GOOD. Kissing boys is GAY.

@Koholos Meanwhile the husband is just standing there crying. "I wish someone would kiss me but they're too short."

She's the proud owner of all the purity in hololive

Maybe ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Matsuri: *Matsuri, yes!*

Leon Valentine She would say that xD

Same

Im around 174cm and that's the norm in my school.

by the end of middle school i was 170 something and that was 15 years ago. now im 192cm and still see many people around me that are taller.

I was a short kid, but I started growing in high school. Now I'm 6'2, 187 cm in not American, so maybe you'll grow. If you don't you shouldn't feel bad about it because it's not really important.

@@jasoncross9354 thank you :D