"Watch out! This boss is forklift certified!"

POV: You need one last 2x6 to complete your deck. There is only one board left in the middle of aisle and another dad is approaching.

I looked this up as a joke, but now im temped to see if i can slip this in as a dwarven boss fight without anyone noticing

As the person behind the Home Depot orchestral mix, I'm glad to finally have found a worthy successor. Very good

Boss Cutscene: Boss: "Hello, good sir! Welcome to Homdee Pote! We've got everythin' ya need to renovate, repair, and rebuild! What can I do ya for?" Player: "I'm just browsing, thanks!" Boss: "Aye! Take a look around, find what suites ye!" Player: "Actually, I think I should head over to Lowes and check out the-" *_Theme Starts_* Boss: "Ye dare utter the name of House Lowe in this establishment? 'Tis an insult ye shall pay with in blood! Watch closely, outlander; you're about to learn why Homdee Pote is where doers..." _Boss draws his weapon (a sledgehammer)_ "...get more done!" _Builder of Demise_ *>>>FOREMAN SORVENGAARD

The normal home depot theme is the boss fight This is for after the boss's health regenerates and he changes look

Home Deep Hell, right next to the Blood, Bath and Beyond.

Okay but I unironicly want a home Depot boss battle oriented dungeon crawler

I suddenly feel motivated to build a shed.

Craig - CEO of Home Depot. Destroyer of Ikea. Creator of amazing hardware. Seller of kitchen appliances. Harbinger of porcelain toilets. Wrecker of Lowe's. God of appliance stores.

As a Lowes employee, I hear this every time I pass the Home Depot on the way to work.

I’m quite impressed that you turned a song that is mostly just 3 notes repeated into a full boss theme.

When the final boss is neither a mighty dark wizard neither a fearsome beast of destruction, but a godly craftsman, Who forged them

You're alone, nearly closing time. Just going to pick up some paint or a few bits and bobs. Without much notice the only warning given is the sound of clanking hammers. Turning to the vast rows of aisles you see them. Clad in that bright orange smock like fiery standards of war and creeping from up on high atop the racks. Tools in hand and smiles on their faces, confidence in their skill. In unison they drone "Welcome to Home Depot"

Thank the algorithm for this glorious video

I work in CS for one of Home Depot’s vendors, and every so often I have to call a store with a question about an order. I kind of want to ask them if they can make this the stores’ hold music.

When the dwarf says you still owe 1 gold coin.

Nathaniel, Master Craftsman Phase 1: Rushes you with an angle grinder Phase 2: Close combat with a chainsaw, Minions with nailguns show up. Phase 3: Pulls out a comically sized hammer and swings it with the skill of a true master.

I’ve made it to the final level to be the ultimate dad! Dads unite!

When the hispanic True Value dad encounters the white Home Depot dad

PHASE I - ENCOUNTER 0:00 You enter your local Home Depot, breathing in the smell of wood, metal, and the scent of many dads around. You walk toward aisle 4, where your metal pipe you need is there. You reach for the last metal pipe, when suddenly, your hand is slapped out of the way by a dad. The showdown begins here. PHASE II - TENSE EYE 0:48 Both you and the dad lock eyes. A health bar appears above his head. The dad gets more tense. The dad reaches for the metal pipe but you know you won't let that happen. You kick his stomach with force and he falls over. He gets up with fierce motion. You know you fucked up. PHASE III - SHOWDOWN 1:34 Home Depot boss music plays, and your enemy is not alone anymore. With dad's sidekick, the employee, stands by his side. The dad throws the first punch to your face. But the punch was slow and you managed to dodge the incoming fist coming your way. The employee roundhouse kicks your stomach, which puts you off-guard, as you forgot employees can still fight. You look up, and the dad is standing over you, menacingly. He lifts his mighty foot, and drops it on your head with great power. GAME OVER

// BOSS ENCOUNTER // Edward Decker : CEO of the Depot >1850 Health >170 Attack >900 Heavy Attack Second Stage: >Gains 30% of his HP back when his health drops to 50%. >Unlocks special: Home Depot Call, summons 30 middle aged southern fathers that are enraged Third stage (Final Stage): >Gains 25% of his HP back when his health drops to 10% >Unlocks special: 2x4, he'll throw 10 2x4s at you causing 50 damage each

This is the theme of one of those bosses mid-game that you get stuck on forever

[Boss] The Designator A massive Home Depot machine that stocks the shelves of Home Depot, doubles as security when needed. HP:55k DEF:75 SPD:10 Attacks Immobilizing rush / Designation:wood Perform a charge attack, drastically reducing speed on hit./ Fire a barrage of planks that vary in size, bigger planks do more damage and have a higher chance to inflict more stacks of vulnerable on hit. Security call / Designation:equipment Summons 2 home depot security men and 1 home depot security brute./ Summons a power tool amalgam Contain / Designation:storage Summons a wall of buckets, pallets, and shelves. Wall redirects all damage dealt to other allies to itself/Give all allies +100 shield Fertilizer fumes / Designation:plant Afflict 10 poison to all foes / Summons a potted Rot-vine Passives Inorganic: Immune to poison Depot supplied: Defense increases by 5% per 2k hp missing, does not count shields Hefty: Immune to speed reducing effects

So this is what Sauron listened to while forging the One Ring.

More saving... More doing... BEHOLD! THE POWER OF HOME DEPOT!

I love it, I just wish it had more of that competitive feeling. The back & forth between the hammers felt like they started competing, alternating swings. If you ever make another maybe throw in a third swing (like from Andre in Dark Souls) and kind of treat it like a 'rap battle' beat where the two hammers get a couple lines then come together for a fully formed beat, when the third hammer swings down changing up the dynamic.

This is the music that plays in my head as I go through the store trying to avoid having to talk to any of The Associates

The clash begins as a mere squabble over a 2x4 but then you see it. The health bar. But as you go for the first strike the dad in his mid 30s blocks your attack then counters with a staggering punch to the stomach. you step back to recover from the blow just dealt. The music empowering the dad makes him powerful. You charge in after grabbing a metal pole next to you. A mighty war cry echoes through Home Depot as you two fight for the last 2x4. The dad blocks your strike with a wooden dowel rod. "It's not about the weapon, son, it's about how you use it." He says knocking you to the ground. you jump back. He takes the offensive and charges. You suddenly think about why you're doing this, for your deck. You say it in your head, "I will not lose here. That much is set in stone!" The dad charges but he's slower. Your much more nimble. You throw a row of planks on the ground stopping him. The dad gets blinded by the saw dust. You charge full speed through the dust. You go for an attack to the head, but he saw it coming. He moves his head making the pole collide with his shoulder. Shoulder dislocated he steps back and snaps his arm back in place. The dad charges enraged. This time grabbing a large plank to use as a riot shield. The shield lowers his visibility, and he doesn't notice that you're now standing where you knocked down the planks. You rush up behind him intending to take out his knees. He reacts swiftly and grabs the edges of the board and attacks you with his shield as if it was a large fan. You try to block with your metal pole, but it fails, knocking your pole into your head. You hear a ringing and can't see straight. You come to only to see that the dad is now kicking you in the chin. You fall to the ground. The dad approaches. He begins to speak but you blind him again by throwing sawdust that you gathered off the floor earlier in his face. You kick him in the shins staggering him. You then push the dad down and collapse a row of wood on him, trapping him. You grab the 2x4 and depart from your victory. You check out and leave to complete your deck. The very deck that you will have many memories on with your friends and family.

this is hella underrated tbf

“From the moment you stepped into my warehouse, your fate was alread sealed by my concrete will. Once this battle is over, I will rebuild what’s left of you In my own vision.”

Feels like a it from a home depot level from a racing game

Imagine a video game where every level is a different retail chain and the bosses at the end are the retail mascots.

VS Home Depot Manager Phase 1(game where the fight takes place:Kirby and the Forgotten Land) The boss charges at you with a hammmer. He also sometimes throws it upward and at you. Very simple and slow patterns you can avoid easily. Phase 2 The boss summons three employees with identical patterns, and the arena expands a little bit. It becomes tough to deal with all four at once, but once you KO the three employees, the boss loses invincibility and enters stage 3. Phase 3 The boss gets angry and starts combining hammers into one humongous hammer. You cannot attack him during this. His attacks are: Slamming the HUGE hammer down to create a massive shockwave, dropping stars all over the arena Dropping tons of metal pipes on the arena Summoning an employee if he doesn’t already have one Taking a random hammer and throwing it at you Filling the arena with walls made of wood planks, which only his attacks or Fire can destroy Pulling out tons more hammers and rapidly throwing them at you Once you defeat this phase, the fight is over. Gacha Figure Description(for funsies) Some say this manager gets everything done in the Home Depot. Others say he’s lazy, and only commands his minimum wage employees. Whatever the case, the doer gets more done.

_The Renovator of Worlds has awoken!_

Hephaestus Boss Theme doesn't exi... Hephaestus Boss Theme:

“There’s only one place you could use this… like you’re up against freakin’ Deck Man and he’s made up of lots of planks, and screws and stuff and you gotta take him down.” -Markiplier in Self-Defense Amazon weapons.

Love the idea that the boss this song belongs to builds their arena and weapons while you fight them.

Love the anvil sounds in this

Homer: Despot of the Depot

once you defeat the Home Depot you must face a new horror: the Home Supplier

POV: You are a Home Depot Employee and you told a Dad we don't have anymore screws in the store.

Our workers may be workers, but they are fit soldiers, they may not have guns or rockets, but they have saws, large pieces of wood and equipment! Glory to our Home Depot overlords!

This should be playing in the background of a Dadlands campaign

this feels like a track from homestuck and i mean this in the best way possible this is fantastic

“Your death will be faster than the speed of our customer service!” -LAZARUS, HOME DEPOT WORKER OF DEMISE-

In the fluorescent-lit expanse of Home Depot, two determined dads found themselves locked in a high-stakes quest for the last 2x4 on the shelf. The aisle echoed with the subtle hum of fluorescent lights, setting the stage for an epic confrontation. Dad 1, clad in cargo shorts and a determination-fueled glint in his eye, lunged towards the coveted 2x4. His hand reached out, fingers inches away from the prize. Simultaneously, Dad 2, sporting a tool belt like a seasoned warrior, executed a swift sidestep, aiming to outmaneuver his rival. The shelf's shadows danced, and the scent of fresh lumber lingered in the air. The dads, both locked onto their target, moved with a precision that betrayed years of weekend DIY experience. With a sudden twist, Dad 1 pivoted, attempting a daring maneuver to snatch victory. Dad 2 responded with a swift counter, showcasing agility unexpected in a hardware store. The 2x4, seemingly aware of its significance, teetered on the brink of falling into the hands of one of these DIY gladiators. As if guided by an unseen force, both dads reached the 2x4 simultaneously. Their eyes locked in a moment of silent acknowledgment-a nod to the shared journey of home improvement. Yet, only one could emerge victorious in this aisle arena. The tension climaxed, frozen in a tableau of home improvement heroism. The distant echo of checkout beeps became the triumphant music of a conquering warrior as one dad emerged, 2x4 in hand, ready to tackle the challenges of the next DIY quest.

All I ever wanted to do was create the mega bucket you will just stand in my way. en garde!

😂 I love this - I just imagine fighting a huge robot in a factory with crates everywhere to this 😂

Are we gonna talk about how crazy this goes in the middle of the video

"How may I help you?" "I want more spending and more thinking." *music plays*

"Son. I'm very proud of you. But, some things gotta get done. Did you bring your tools?" _Dad's Health bar streaks across the screen._

I need a dark souls themed game that just takes place in the average American Town

In a game where the protagonist is a Lowe’s employee, the main antagonist is a male Karen who prefers Home Depot, and this is his theme.

You can beat the boss the hard way (dignity intact) or ask an NPC for the quick solution (embarrassment). Summons that can aid you in the fight are Mexican migrant workers just outside the arena.

"You need to get 4 more timbers and a bucket of nails Hatchet! Watch out for Kragdads Hammer Slam attack!"

Sound as some kind of geometry dash music

Random dude: Sir your total is $10.02 other random dude: gives $10 bill, keep the change

I always love when youtube tries to show me something new by recommending me random stuff

The thumbnail gives JG Thurwell vibes, and I was not disappointed

If you flush all of the display toilets you unlock the “More Saving, More Doing” ending of the game…

POV: You forget to pay and you just start hearing boss music

"The moment you stepped foot into my store, was the moment i realized your impurities were beyond repair... "Now i will break you down, refine your wretched being to its basic constructs." *Picks up hammer from bloodied table with a scraping noise.* "I will do what my brothers and sisters failed to..." *Turns around.* "Home Depot has only one chance to prosper, and if you stand in the way of that... SO BE IT! ILL TEAR YOU DOWN AND REBUILD YOU IN MY IMAGE STRANGER, FOR OUR FIGHT, WILL BE LEGENDARY!"

When the party learns the hard way that the villain forged a mech suit in a fantasy setting.

Now THIS is music

Sounds like music that would play in a game where you’re trying to run away from a danger or monster in a laboratory or some kind of facility

~Screen fades to black and cutscene begins~ Dad: "Son... Why don't we take a trip?"

0:20 as the behemoth swings his gargantuan hammer, you hear space and time itself ripple and bend at his will.

This is the _true_ power of the *Home Depot*

this is such a KZfaq beat! so cool B )

POV: You need a box of nails for your shed. There's one box left and another dad is walking towards it, dead-eyeing you as you both realize it's gonna be a duel to the death for the nails.

Came for the meme, stayed for the banger

If not a boss, at least a Stage in Tekken.

This is the theme that plays when you need to ask a worker for help, but don't want to.

"This is the true power of the Home Depot."

I'm using this song for a bossfight in a D&D campaign i'll have one day where you fight a robot whose purpose is to work in Home Depot and also be a security sytem. It's security systems will trigger, allowing it to attack the party with a chainsaw, a nailgun and even drive a forklift, and once he reaches a certain phase, he will merge with other worker robots to turn into a giant Home Depot mech, all while this absolute metal forger of a beat plays in the background.

Great song, really makes me feel as though death is Craig Manearing

final boss: depot manager

Dwarven Keep, home of the Hammer Warriors, masters of the combat art of DIY. (Destroy-it-yourself)

All these bosses with ludicrously overpowered weapons and near indestructible armor…. … And yet we never question who forged them….

When you need to talk to your manager about something as a Home Depot employee and this suddenly starts playing

To become new CEO you must survive the battle to the death

"The moment you took eyes on my warehouse, you had the hard-wooden darn forsaken choice of stepping foot into my Depot. You, have made a grave mistake. Boy."

I like the home depot memes and the Shadow Wizard Money Gang memes Its feels like the head of both gangs would fight and it would be an epic battle

POV: When You shop at Lowes

You stopped improving

I just imagine a boss fight where you just run around a warehouse and all the workers run on the upper decks and just throw random shit at you. And then A FORKLIFT CERTIFIED DRIVES TO YOU 💀

how does this not have 1 million views

“The moment you entered this warehouse your fate was sealed in my concrete will. Once this battle is over I’ll rebuild you in my image.”

"the local blacksmith, always demands, never gratitude. im going to tear down this village and rebuild it in my own vision"

As the depot rises, you feel a sense of dread rush through your host, you hear the distant yells of angry fathers yammering about wood, but you keep persisting through this battle

I can just imagine Alan Becker's stickmen bashing everyone to death and constructing weapons of mass destruction with furniture, tools, resources and various pieces of equipment

The fact this has no dislikes is amazing

This is great!

"From the moment you stepped into this warehouse, your fate was sealed. I will destroy you, and rebuild whats left of you in my own vision."

He has the legendary hammer The latest gardening tools A giant refrigerator, Open for you.

A home depot employee just caught you trying to pocket that lightbulb and now he's pulling out the forklift.

sauron would be the kinda type to have that as his boss theme if he did a corporate takeover of home depot - my friend 2023

Edward Decker unsheathes the longest PVC pipe you've ever seen and this music plays

*A mechanical whirr draws near!* *the noise stops, but the sound of metal dragging along concrete grows closer* *ITS THE LUMBERLORD OF HOME DEPOT!*