I love how they set up a genuinely interesting premise of can we coexist with dinosaurs? And then they completely ignored it to focus on a small research base with locusts

Jeff Goldblum admitting he is just in it for money, is the most realistic acting you can find these days

Dominion makes Jurassic Park III & The Lost World look like an Oscar winning masterpiece

"Jurassic World Épisode 6: The Clone Wars".. It killed me😂

The most unbelievable thing in this movie franchise is how a cloned little girl developed a British accent that gets more developed over the franchise while not being subjected to anyone with a British accent that would influence her speech development in that direction.

"Every single time, we all act surprised" This is the most painfully accurate joke I've seen in a while.

When Ellie and Alan are sneaking through a laboratory to carefully retrieve a giant prehistoric bug to get a DNA sample to prove to the world that Biosyn is responsible for a forthcoming mass extinction with entire flocks of said prehistoric bugs, I wanted to scream, "WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH JURASSIC PARK!?" Also, it is so colossally dumb to introduce a new mega-dinosaur more powerful than the T-Rex, but the only thing it kills in the entire movie is a bug.

The most amazing thing about this movie is how they managed to not have a single hint of chemistry between members of the main cast, be it the JW one or the OG JP one. Everyone was just... there.

Build up over 5 movies the idea of what would happen if dinosaurs escaped into the world... make it happen and hype up this finally interesting again concept with mini films... then release a movie about giant locusts... genius. Pure and utter brilliance.

I found it interesting that like 20 dinosaurs were released into a single area and then over just a few years they've somehow multiplied like crazy and are all over the world.

2:18 ALAN! Lmaoooo the running gag is back!

The all powerful hand gesture to stop dinos from attacking bugged me throughout, but I also loved how often actors would look/hold their hand out toward a dino and it was so far off the mark lol In a world where I'm seeing a lot of youtube videos pointing out how good the attention to detail in CGI stuff is in movies, that really stood out to me in this one.

I like how the Pyroraptor and Therizinosaurus were extremely big deals in the advertising for this movie, but their names don't even get mentioned in the film.

I really resonated with the part where the raptor said "Alan".

TRULY how have they not asked Bryce to take over, if there's anything I've learned in the past few years it's that she's fantastic on the other side of the camera

Lol that "Go. AWAY!" For Chris Pratt 😂😂😂

The 1993 original is still a masterpiece and nothing has topped it.

Its hard to believe the first one was almost 30 years ago. Even more incredible that it blows ALL of the sequels out of the water still. On all levels.

4:22 If Vincent Dinofrio in JW taught us one thing, it's that the raptors are not conditioned to follow hand signals.

3:33 BioSyn is the main villain in Jurassic Franchise especially older Game’s, Comic’s, and the original Novel. Their main objective is the steal InGen technology.

I have to admit I did like seeing the old cast back together, but Yeah... "Thank You for Your Fan Service" sums it up pretty accurately.

I’m not usually a fan of parody films but really enjoyed this one, impressive how they got all the actors from the films to be in the parody, my wife and I laughed all the way through.

The raptor quietly saying “Allan” had me rolling

and the Oscar goes to ... 1:09....''the DNA has made them stronger then they should be'' ..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of the first reviews of this movie I saw on Twitter was: "I went into this thinking there's no way this franchise could let me down even more. I was wrong."

This movie broke the #1 rule of Jurassic Park movies: the group at the end of the movie is always smaller than the group at the beginning. This was the total opposite, mainly because they just didn't want to kill anyone off.

0:26 I laughed out loud when the rex's head lined up perfectly in the Totally Random Circular Waterfall that was definitely not placed there just for convenient logo placement Also I haven't actually seen the movie yet, but if Claire doesn't scream "RUN" at some point like she did in the other two movies (and which is the only reason Colin hired her, because she screams that one word really well), then I'm just not gonna frikkin' bother

I was just happy Claire conserved her superpower of outrunning a raptor/T-rex ...I hope she gets her own movie !!!

What was amazing is how no one died, and each separate plot coincidentally crossed paths at the right moment. Life finds a way I guess.

I feel that Sam Neal's commitment to having a believable American accent is a metaphor for the quality of this movie.

This is already good, but you know what would be really great? An Honest Trailer for the Highlander franchise!

This movie broke my heart. At least I have JP on VHS.

Look, can we just jump ahead to the part where the franchise goes full ham with a "dinosaurs have taken over the world" story? Like Land of the Lost meets Planet of the Apes. I'd totally go see that, no matter how much it sucks, because at least it wouldn't be about goddamn grasshoppers.

This movie was like if at the end of Infinity War, Thanos snapped his fingers, and then when we got to Endgame the previous movie is just on the news in the background. Meanwhile the actual main plot is Tony buying pants or something

Wow, this was the best one in a while. Especially everyone's reactions at the end.

Literally, the best thing about Dominion was watching a satisfying character arch ending for Ellie & Allan, after the depressing JP III, obviously written by a divorcee; also, kind of "so bad it's great" moment for Ian with that "flaming javelin throw" to the Giga's mouth...jumping the shark, nuking the fridge, torching the Giga...

“Jurassic world: episode six, The clone wars” killed me lol!

Even the dinosaurs themselves didn’t even care at this point

My friend played this on tv while I watch on the sideline. Even he burst out laughing and couldn't focus when I ask so many stupid questions. Like they kidnap the girl and let her roam free. Or how the bad guy who can control the train just let the train run for a bit and let it stop right at the cave entrance instead of just turning the train back. Or Chris Pratt didn't even need to come since she already escaped and delivered right into his footsteps in a rolling jeep.

The movie's main problem, amid a large host of smaller problems, was that there were basically three different plots all fighting for space, yet not one of them actually felt like it was the plot for a sequel to Fallen Kingdom. Plus, they changed Maisie's backstory in a way that made it less interesting than in Fallen Kingdom. It was heartwarming, yes, but a lot less interesting. And yeah, no one went to see this movie because of the giant locusts, especially when the potential mystery of who might be responsible for them was solved instantly.

You forgot one thing............. The brat girl is responsible for the death of every person killed by a dino since she released them in to the wild in the last film.

The only movie I’ve EVER walked out on. And that’s saying something because I watch movies all the time.

I applaud Honest Trailers' commitment to their own continuity. "ALAN!"

This movie should’ve come with a locust trigger warning - I went in to watch a dinosaur movie and instead had to sit through like 2,5 hours of exposure therapy for my locust phobia 😂😂😂

From the moment Owen lassoed and stopped the dinosaur with his bare hands I said "Yeah, right." and just didn't stop until the credits rolled.

Been looking forward to this. Thank you

“He slid into my DMs.” *_NO_* 😂😂

2:24 not one, but THREE "Alan" quotes!! You've outdone yourselves this time, Screen Junkies! Bravo!

Should’ve called the evil CEO “Tim Cook” - literally made the entire Jurassic World into Apple HQ

"How do these all make a billion dollars??" Dinosaurs: hold my DNA.

Crisp Rat slander - I am here for it 😂😂😂

Thank you! It killed me that Trevorrow managed to get Laura Dern to utter the line "he slid into my DM's." That was the cherry topping the trashfire.

"every.single.time. we all act surprised?" nailed it!

This trailer made me realize that the "clone rapturing" plot could have been the scientists knocking on the door and kindly asking to take a small sample of her skin or something. And if she refused they would probably come back with a court serving because her DNA would be considered the company intelectual property or something like that...

I am so glad that I still haven't thrown however many hours long this movie is of my life away by watching it.

I watched this film with my niece and nephew, they fell asleep halfway through the movie. The original kept me awake for a few nights.

The talons reference from Napoleon Dynamite got to me. Well played.

I'm kind of disappointed you didn't name Bryce "Lady in the Water." I swear I heard your voice call her that when she crawled into that pond.

Love the way you do them... so much fun dude

A friend of mine went to see this movie and while he was telling me how it was (in response to me asking him if it was any good) I remembered-- I had just seen the movie the week prior. It was the first movie I went to see in over two years and I forgot it within a week; I think that sums it up pretty well.

"Alan..." never gets old

when i watched to movie i just needed to play the "dodgson we got dodgsen here " clip every time he was on screen.

I've seen the accent thing alot so I just thought to lay it out there that Maisie was raised by birth, by her British housekeeper Iris Caroll who not only encouraged her to speak in Queen's English but was also very strict about it apparently. There's literally a scene in Fallen Kingdom where Iris corrects her and asks Maisie to say bath in the British way. Not to mention her grandfather Benjamin Lockwood was also a British entrepreneur. She lived with Owen and Claire for just 4 yrs and lived with Iris for the first 10 years of her life. Also she wasn't really allowed to go out or interact with the outside world while she was with them. If anything I think the dumb thing is not having James Cromwell(Lockwood), the actor have a more believable British accent in fallen kingdom. That caused more confusion imo.

I want to write and release a Jurassic Park movie, where the moment a character holds their hand up with a stop sign thinking it will do anything to stop a wild animal, that said dinosaur trying to be stopped rips that arm off. It is profoundly stupid that all of these movies kept that garbage up even though it only made since with Blue and the trained raptors. Hold your hand up to a pissed off, untrained grizzly bear and tell me how that goes for you.

That supercut of "What" was devastating

This is just toooooo good!! Congrats

4:03 How to train your dragons moment

"They do know locusts aren't dinosaurs right?" Just like they know half of these dinosaurs should've been hunted down by now.

You knew we are here for the "ALLEN" and you didn't disappointed us!!!!

Honestly, at the end "what" montage, I was expecting you to just throw in the Samuel L. Jackson clip from Pulp Fiction to wrap it all up. You set it up perfectly, then just kind of left it all hanging.

"but one corporation was so dumb...." 🤣😅😂

I’ve fallen off the honest trailers hype train for awhile now but this one really hit the nail on the head. I was so stoked for this movie based on all the marketing, dinotracker website, and Battle at Big Rock. “Dinosaurs living among us” and how would that look? Where would the conflicts come from? How do we coexist? But nope we don’t get any of that. The movie focuses on those stupid locust and simply acts casual that dinosaurs live with us. “Oh there’s nothing we can do”. Are you serious??! We find to eradicate invasive species all the time, like the Burmese pythons in the Everglades but we throw in the towel for dinosaurs?? This movie had so much potential and it was squandered by Colin. Couldn’t even give us a split second to see the spinosaurus again. And I’m glad HT mentioned the stupid hand raise, palm out. This gesture is so stupid and ridiculous. Here’s hoping someone picks up the franchise and redeems it.

I think Daredevil (Netflix) is one of the most requested honest trailers. You guys should really do it.

I feel like Jeff Goldblum asking if there will be dinosaurs in this dinosaur movie instead of giant locusts.

"He slid into my DMs-" *NO.* Yep, that was my visceral reaction. Just slipped out, like a reflex.

With this last film, I can safely say these films were made for the audience that thinks the Sci-Fi channel Dinosaur films just needed a bigger budget and more bankable actors, which sadly proved to be correct in the long run because undemanding summer audiences don't care to think about what was seen afterwards to a Hollywood that has long since put more value in looking good enough to get people to purchase that ticket and then not care for anything else. Yet even then, they just couldn't even commit to the madness proper, I mean, how do you make the setup of Dinosaurs having dominance in the world again and were more interested in a plot involving locus and dumb call backs? How do you mess up something so simple!?

No talks about how the Gigantosaurus was supposed to be like the Joker?!

And the dinosaur saying "Allen"😂

That "Wu is for the children" line was cut so deep, you'd think it was from Liquid Swords.

30 years and the T-Rex is the only dinosaur that survived all 6

3:54 Guys you don't get it... They are not using the stop sign, they are using the force! It's the Star Wars pre-prequel!!

Next up, we need a Ryan George Pitch Meeting.

"The built their Apple store in Dinosaur canyon." Oh man, sooo damn funny.

This movie offers also one of the worst example of "European Geography according to Americans": they say that Biosyn Genetics established a dinosaur preserve in Italy's Dolomite Mountains because there's nothing in a 200km radius, implying that a big part of northern Italy - where 5 milions people live, including Venice - and half of Austria are some kind of uninhabited jungle.

I made it further in the honest trailer than I did in the actual movie.

So freaking good man!

Ok the hand thing I didn't even realized until now. This is hilarious!

"Do the dinos have large talons?" "Son, I don't understand a word you just said" Best movie ever

Literally watched this to see how many times they would put the "Allen!" bit.... They did not disappoint 😂

Me Through The Entire Video 🙂 vs Me @3:53 🤣🤣💀

So funny with having the title with clone wars

Honestly, this has dinosaurs in it by a mile, with almost nobody getting eaten.

They were so caught up if they could make another one they never stopped to think if they should! It’s OK not to make a movie guys!

THIS IS PERFECT

Dr Fauchi at 1:17 lol

5:10 clone wars (2008-2020) honest trailer PLS

Just watched this movie and came to check out whether there was an honest trailer for it. And low and behold, here it is published 3 hours ago. What a treat!

It was so cool to see the original characters from the first one.

I really thought he would say "Jurassic World : Locusts Hocus Pocus"

This franchise just makes me laugh 😂 its so so silly...but the first one will always be a classic