Honestly having our own in-house notary has been a game changer

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Useless Farm

29 күн бұрын

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@kelli_kellz 27 күн бұрын

The way that Curtis ran off with the paper 😂🤣😂

@useless_farm 27 күн бұрын

He was filing it he’s so diligent

@jerroldbates355 27 күн бұрын

@@useless_farm😅

@LindaC616 27 күн бұрын

@useless_farm but does he know that J comes before M?

@Arkymom 27 күн бұрын

Those edibles will do it every time.

@habitualresistor9548 11 күн бұрын

Mine!

@janepfeiffer1617 27 күн бұрын

💋 This is for Stanley.

@LeoKing-gd6li 27 күн бұрын

I can't get enough Stanley.

@ChristineMeyer-hs9rg 27 күн бұрын

And everyone wonders why Karen loses it.

@dooglebee 27 күн бұрын

Karen is all like, "KISS THIS, BEE-OTCH!!" 😂

@keldaogg2157 27 күн бұрын

Those red eyes are the kind that show up in your nightmares.

@MUSBFRANK 27 күн бұрын

Curtis grabbed that paper to have a laugh and go show all the other animals that Amanda found another intoxicated internet person and Karen's next victim. 😅

@JeremyWins 27 күн бұрын

right; probably told Brad to "dig a hole!"

@MUSBFRANK 27 күн бұрын

@@JeremyWins Hahaha, Brad totally would too! 😂

@johnmcclure40 27 күн бұрын

"Try it with less aggression." (Karen looks confused at this new concept)

@what1dreamt 27 күн бұрын

Good for a few seconds, then she was like, get that camera out of my FACE!!!

@SquirrelThis 27 күн бұрын

Curtis’s little noises make melt inside 😂 omgoodness - is he ever naughty or is he the angel he seems? ❤

@GenX_Nerd 27 күн бұрын

Aww, I just want to hug them all! Except Karen and Brad, I'm not trying to be unalived. 😂

@JeremyWins 27 күн бұрын

I think Karen is going to dictate how the kiss is going to be played out, let the chips fall where they may. G. Speed and enjoy the ride. 😅

@paulamcdonald6568 27 күн бұрын

Georgia notary here. Currently in Michigan for two weeks, can assist Curtis if needed. 😊 oh I worked for probate court for 20 years as well knowledgeable about wills, trusts and estates in general.

@shenaniganskywalker518 27 күн бұрын

Notary outside of State lines and practicing law. . . Hmmmm.

@LindaC616 27 күн бұрын

@shenaniganskywalker518 it's called a conference ..

@shenaniganskywalker518 26 күн бұрын

@@LindaC616 it's called illegal.

@cheighes1 27 күн бұрын

I picture one day Stanley runs off, and Karen finds the love of her life.... short king Brad.

@jenniferthacker4231 27 күн бұрын

No one was hurt in the making of this video! Well, maybe Curtis got a paper cut on his lips...lol Karen did pretty good, in my opinion. No trip to the ER after hugging her...lol You are much braver than I am Amanda! I know deep down inside, Karen loves you! I love all of those crazy farm creatures...lol Stay blessed! I love you guys so very, very much!!! 💖🥰❤️🤗🙏🏻

@Christina-ge3xr 27 күн бұрын

What a deal! Get a kiss and a nose piercing simultaneously!

@Grizzly-Cat 27 күн бұрын

My spirit animal! 😂

@markrumfola9833 27 күн бұрын

I'm not ready for any of that. Thank you for this

@TK-un1pu 27 күн бұрын

Please add that they must agree to you recording and displaying the end result to the world! ❤😂

@ccrgrl 27 күн бұрын

Karen ain't got time for that, lol

@user-tg6cj6cu9d 27 күн бұрын

Yeah, you are just so spot on just as a previous comment her said about your descriptions of your animals personalities. I love love. Love you and what you give to us.

@oatmeal5671 27 күн бұрын

😂 You let Karen beat u up but & still come back. You like a superhero ❤🎉😅 lol

@AScotOnTheLoose 27 күн бұрын

Karen actually enjoyed your company for a few seconds. Precious

@barkingbunny2928 27 күн бұрын

I think you should keep her yellow bonnet on her 24/7..

@linda7999 27 күн бұрын

Your farm is such a wonderful place!! ♥️ Much love!

@Pam-ov1bv 27 күн бұрын

I live in North Dakota. Please let me know if you are ever here. I have 4 cats and 3 dogs all rescues and a husband. We could swap stories but yours would win!😊

@robertgibbs6154 27 күн бұрын

Is the husband a rescue too?😅

@Pam-ov1bv 27 күн бұрын

Some days definitely! 😀

@user-tr4uo2fb4h 27 күн бұрын

you're going to have to put a HAT on karen to accomplish a kiss.... [a hat strapped on TIGHT!]

@armynurseshark 27 күн бұрын

The Murder Suppression Hat

@maggiedhue9349 27 күн бұрын

@@armynursesharkThe yellow toque.

@user-fs5ru2tq5s 27 күн бұрын

Stanley is my 💕 thank God the kids take after him❤😂

@beautifullyaligned 27 күн бұрын

Thank you Curtis

@ColburnClark 21 күн бұрын

"We can donate whatever Karen hasn't mangled" 😂

@maggiedhue9349 27 күн бұрын

I can see trouble brewing. Gary Goosey the founder of the law company and legal spokesman for Useless Farm vs Curtis the young whipper-snapper. Possibility that HR may be called in to smooth ruffled feathers /fleece.

@miniki... 27 күн бұрын

What have you done to her, that out of a sudden she is that calm? 😮😮😮 Hypnotised her? How? 😂 Question: Whenever she is picking on you, you have your back or just shoulder turned to her: If you charge her from the front: Is she less aggressive, maybe more cautious??? If you don’t seem to be on the run from her, maybe you can impress her? 😅 Love your channel, Servus from Austria! ❤ (Another question: She is sweet to Stanley? Is this true love? Or is she dominating him too? )

@randolphcirilo4800 27 күн бұрын

Was that Karen at the end!? I've never seen her up close.. she's pretty

@MrJfrederici 27 күн бұрын

She is pretty, indeed, Randolph. She is the babe among babe emus. (and she has a pair of killer legs, too)

@chronic_payne5669 27 күн бұрын

She’s gorgeous. Terrifying, but gorgeous

@HelennaRose 27 күн бұрын

Seeing her up close usually results in traumatic injury..

@kryp49 27 күн бұрын

Stanley is such a love ❤❤❤

@yvetteparsons8671 27 күн бұрын

Aww Karen likes her cuddles too. She's not all bad..... just a girl with a bit of spirit, I could hang out with her .... which is easy to say behind a keyboard and 3,621 miles away!

@cheryaljones9467 27 күн бұрын

I think she is making a little progress 😂 ❤️🤩🙏🇺🇲

@pauladial3304 25 күн бұрын

You are one funny, crazy lady!

@tinap8955 26 күн бұрын

I’m wondering what Karen would do if instead of walking away Amanda started chasing Karen singing “Kung Fu Fighting “

@jeanellrushing5767 27 күн бұрын

I would kiss them all. Especially Michael & Curtis.

@CEO-dy7jo 27 күн бұрын

They just forged my signature. Easy Sleazy.

@firewaterbydesign 27 күн бұрын

*My guess is that Karen is more of the S&M kind!! Gentle is NOT in her vocabulary!!!* 🤭

@Cynthia-nm6tg 27 күн бұрын

I believe Dominatrix is the appropriate term. I can definitely see her wearing a leather mask & accessories.

@firewaterbydesign 27 күн бұрын

@Cynthia-nm6tg *After seeing the countless injuries on Amanda, I stand by the S&M, but I too can see Karen in a leather mask and accessories!! If she had hands, she would DEFINITELY be holding a WHIP!!!* 🤣🤣🤣

@Cynthia-nm6tg 27 күн бұрын

The sound Karen makes when she charges Amanda makes me think her breath smells horrific & will melt your hair off.

@TheRoyalBloodline-fj1wy 12 күн бұрын

"whatever Karen hasn't mangled" I think I like this bird more and more

@michellegault4122 27 күн бұрын

I thought Gary Gusey was the lawyer

@watchforsmiles 27 күн бұрын

So glad you have Curtis to cover your potential injuries!

@user-mv6js1fm1z 27 күн бұрын

Love your channel! Thanks so much useless farm!😂

@Matterian 27 күн бұрын

Karen apparently only has 2 speeds Violence and hated but loved head scratches!!

@leedanielson7452 27 күн бұрын

Sooooo funny!😂😂😂

@Jenn-ie5vf 27 күн бұрын

Emotionally and physically lol

@billiep4338 27 күн бұрын

Those red eyes 👀 Rapture eyes 👀 💀

@Bluewater9 25 күн бұрын

Some say a street type is the best type, perfect for the animal lovers. ❤

@lenag6019 24 күн бұрын

Love you😊 your videos make my day.

@Cara-39 27 күн бұрын

I think Karen learned how to kiss in S&M clubs...

@daneatherton7886 27 күн бұрын

Please do a movie review on 'emu wars'....the emu's answer to the American revolution

@daneatherton7886 27 күн бұрын

Sorry it's Emu wars

@tesssmith7156 27 күн бұрын

Bravest woman I've ever seen 🫣😳

@vancegilmore245 27 күн бұрын

Karen knows you've been thinking about making out with Stanley. She is LIVID with rage!!

@ulrikezachmann7596 27 күн бұрын

Kisses all around. Who was chosen for power of attorney? Was it pencil?

@dragonshadow1902 26 күн бұрын

Only way to kiss Karen is to be wearing an ostrich outfit.

@bonnieyoung4037 27 күн бұрын

Love Karen

@MatiuAlbert 27 күн бұрын

She would make a great present to my man then he truly will appreciate me

@haPPySundAy970 27 күн бұрын

Yes yes yes🙌🏻🙏♥️😭

@tmtb80 27 күн бұрын

Have you tried hand puppets?

@Crystal_Clout 17 күн бұрын

In Australia we know emus can kill people, though more usually it's any dog that chases them. After all, it's not like they're cassowaries. Those hunt people. Every time i see someone 'farming' cassowaries, i wait for blood. 🤔 Is Karen maybe part cassowary?

@vmcougarintn5035 26 күн бұрын

Give the girl a chance! Oh yeah, right, her name is KAREN! RUN.........

@brianharding1943 26 күн бұрын

Yer Silly!!!!!!😅

@kalipw0210 27 күн бұрын

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

@tambrajonker7894 27 күн бұрын

Ehm… as I’m fairly new to the channel (and absolutely adore watching!), could someone explain why, exactly, Karen is such a raging…uh.. animal?? Was she mistreated previously or are emus (no heckling if I mis-labeled you Karen. Be gentle. I’m new!) just normally ill tempered and ready to bite your face off with no provocation?

@shellzabelle4146 27 күн бұрын

I forget the exact explanation, but if I remember correctly, Karen came from a zoo and there was some type of mistreatment. Amanda ended up getting Stanley to keep Karen company. What’s funny is Karen absolutely loves Amanda’s husband and she’ll cuddle with him, but for some reason she just has an attitude problem with Amanda 😅

@tambrajonker7894 27 күн бұрын

@@shellzabelle4146 ah, that would make sense. Maybe it was a female that had mistreated her so she views all females as a threat. 🤷🏻‍♀️Thanks for the explanation. I appreciate the info. 😃

@SummerSideOfLife 27 күн бұрын

The request was for a kiss. Not a hickey Karen.

@AndrewPonti 27 күн бұрын

Karen uses a bit more beak than lips in her kisses.

@lindaormond873 27 күн бұрын

😂

@AngusHenry09 27 күн бұрын

Such a contradiction between Karen and sweet Stanley.

@peaceworld5393 26 күн бұрын

🤣😀✌🏼

@joebuckaroo82 27 күн бұрын

Im curious, has Karen ever gotten the jump on you and given you a nasty mauling? She does seem to be kind of a brute.

@BrianEllinger-hh4rm 27 күн бұрын

It said if you only knew what we have done are doing and are going to do to his children...... On this useless Pizza farm.....

@Puppies_Are_Forever..Sia. 26 күн бұрын

ॐSia..🦙🐾🐎😍!

@opiesveiw266 27 күн бұрын

Understanding the need for liability waver , Karen is a bit of a lip ripper

@Carol-ov1jk 27 күн бұрын

Why is Karen so mean to you?

@leedanielson7452 27 күн бұрын

It's actually how Karen shows affection......

@LindaC616 27 күн бұрын

@@leedanielson7452really, really tough love!

@user-wu2pb3bu9s 23 күн бұрын

How come all the emos are so sweet and Karen is so nasty ? LOL

@user-md8me7vh1u 27 күн бұрын

Wow. Karen I'm lost for words. Hmmmm

@ecbst6 27 күн бұрын

Stanley is hypnotized by the magic globes. It is very strong magic. However, this magic has no effect on Karen.

@yippee8570 27 күн бұрын

So you're Karen's pimp? No wonder she's pissed off

@cigarnationwarriors 27 күн бұрын

I’ll marry you but we must have a Pre-Nup regarding Karen.

@waliddz8256 27 күн бұрын

😂

@tishjanuary7379 27 күн бұрын

😂