Tzeench has already won, but conversely will never win, with each plot and scheme bringing him closer to victory but also undoing his previous work.
@mpuondak4215 жыл бұрын
Tzeench is probably the biggest troll ever 😂
@XellDincht5 жыл бұрын
"Just as I planned!"
@chrollo48365 жыл бұрын
Laughing God :/
@christiandauz37425 жыл бұрын
Ahriman defeated Yvraine and her lackeys Not many Human Sorcerers can beat Eldar in a psyker duel
@GiRR0075 жыл бұрын
Tzeench is probably the closest to satan out of all the chaos gods XD
@noisemarine5612 жыл бұрын
@@GiRR007 Slaanesh is worse, she'll give you what you want but in a way you dont want. Leaving you as a depraved hedonistic perverted lunatic.
@ruszolotov23595 жыл бұрын
"What is time but a lie" -some troll daemon of Tzeentch
@TinyGobos5 жыл бұрын
Tzeench is this big mastermind while all the others chaos gods are just kids playing with their toys. That's why he is the best
@jackharding64835 жыл бұрын
Yet they often best him, dont underestimate them
@TinyGobos5 жыл бұрын
Its always part of the greater plot
@aspol155 жыл бұрын
Until close combat happens :p
@npcvillager87035 жыл бұрын
@@jackharding6483 because the Sorcerer God's weakness is OCD and some autism. The chaos gods are to unpredictable. And if they act outside his plot he dosnt know what to do.
@Ghost32105 жыл бұрын
Nurgle followers be like: "don't talk bad about our great father or we will need to hug you into oblivion."
@DRABOL885 жыл бұрын
“We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.” This quote from H.P. Lovecraft kinda summarizes humans relationship with Tzeentch. There is no escape from him. No matter how honorable , how furious or how smart you are. Nothing is constant. The change sooner or later will find you.
@MrPhilGarth5 жыл бұрын
I've never actually noticed the similarities between Lovecraftian stuff and Tzeentch! This is awesome!! (Bar the racism...)
@murderousmayhem63624 жыл бұрын
@@MrPhilGarth What racism ?🤔
@traemelodeath4 жыл бұрын
@@murderousmayhem6362 apparently both lovecraft and walt Disney were horrably racist
@Aaron-is8yt4 жыл бұрын
@@MrPhilGarth no one thought you were being racist
@cjdugan71383 жыл бұрын
MURDEROUS MAYHEM h.p. Lovecraft had a clinically diagnosed phobia of well people who had a different color of skin. You should look at his fears and his life. He is quite the interesting individual. He worked past some and his style of writing and his horrific abominations actually reflect some of his phobias. I would say that his writing was a form of him facing his fears. I don’t know if he was racist or not I mean the phobia can suggest that but even then that is a clinically diagnosed thing so if he didn’t have that part in his head he might actually be quite friendly towards different ethnicities. The other thing that might make people think he was racist is because lovecraft only had one companion that he loved dearly and that was his pet black cat. Which uhhh, he ummmm, called niggerman. Which I know sounds terrible. But instead of calling them blacks they said colored or nigger back then there was hardly anyone calling your fellow human with a darker skin black, or African American. They called them nigger or colored back then. I would say him naming his cat that was just another form of him trying to overcome his fears. I hope so it would be a terrible stain on such a imaginative and creative genius with such a uniquely warped mind that was sadly with such a plagued mental state.
@Tracken5415 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is a damn crazy god. Literally we could all be involved in one of his massive convoluted plots and we would never even know. Every crazy event in 40k could be because of Tzeentch's subtle planning...
@GrimgoreIronhide5 жыл бұрын
The most horrible reality of being a Thousand Sons Sorcerer of Tzeentch is the realization that despite how much knowledge and arcane lore they acquire they will never be able to outwit Skarsnik.
@jorgejuanbreaesteva14345 жыл бұрын
"Blinded by the very glasses that where meant to make him see" Beautifully done! Love the channel, peace!!
@darrenatkins92505 жыл бұрын
I've been a Tzeentch fan ever since I was stationed in Germany in the army back in 1998.
@assortedsubscriptions40125 жыл бұрын
Your horrible realities series is amazing, everything is so thought out - and the creativity, thinking and analysis that goes into these makes them really cool. It gives you a whole new view on the lore!
@X3._.n35 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch: now Ahriman, this is where we put our troll faces on. Now, say it with me Both: JUST AS PLANNED!!!!!!
@gildea472653 жыл бұрын
when u get on Tzeentch's good side
@KCDarkRanger5 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is my favorite chaos god. I feel like if I were to become a follower we would soon become best friends and enact ever more elaborate and convoluted plots against one another just for laughs because I'm already at that level of insanity and enjoy the madness... I almost feel like he should be the oldest god, but he hides it. As in time of the old ones old, and he has orchestrated everything just for laughs. He is by far the most powerful, being 500 steps ahead of anyone or anything that might go against him... except old brother captain Stern...
@tabinekoman2 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch : you wish for power.. Or knowledge Common man : nah dude I am fine. Nurgal : ma boy
@An_Imperial_Guard.5 жыл бұрын
Further proof why papa bones is the only true God-like being that is worth worshipping...
@imperatordei66155 жыл бұрын
AKA Papa Bone Daddy...hmm....
@magnusthered59944 жыл бұрын
Imperator Dei #CorpseEmperor
@ryanmcmenamim98715 жыл бұрын
Tzeench is a sound you make when you try to hold in a sneeze
@konrad82455 жыл бұрын
Suggestion: can you make video about horrible reality of OneMindSyndicate?
@Zsemlemester995 жыл бұрын
Shared on Twitter. I don't know if theres a video on the horrible realities of being in the adeptus custodes. Watching over the emperor's dying body sounds fun
@complex314i5 жыл бұрын
Question: what does the average imperial citizen know about the Horus Heresy? It seems everyone know the Emperor in confined to the golden throne but why do they think that is?
@destore755 жыл бұрын
I m not sure but, average citizen are uneducated as fuck and i believe inquisitor don't believe the Emperor is "confined" . As inquisitor and ministrum are the only who do "education", the main ideology is that the emperor ascended, so average citizen just think it was always like that for ever or maybe that something made the emperor ascend like chaos coming into existence but no details
@An_Imperial_Guard.5 жыл бұрын
The imperium keep the existence of chaos confidential from the public in order to prevent, the citizens from the imperium to follow it...
@christiandauz37425 жыл бұрын
I would say 30-60% of the public knows of Chaos and the Traitors
@pplr15 жыл бұрын
@@destore75 Once heard chaos is commonly known but not details. But not sure. Inquisition may purge worlds for knowing too much but how would the Imperial Navy continue to exist if they tried that?
@benfrayle20965 жыл бұрын
I think the official dogma is that The Emperor stays on his throne to keep the space beacon network thing operating, using his enormous willpower and goodness to ensure the Empire can function.
@dougstevenson32264 жыл бұрын
Awesome video. I too believe that Tzeentch is overlooked somewhat. Given his power over the forces of the warp, you would think that the sorcerers would have a greater impact on the battles than what I've seen. Nonetheless, his armies can be powerful when used properly!
@CreatersMistake5 жыл бұрын
Would love to see a horrible realities of being in the Officio Assassinorium. Vindicre, Eversor, Callusus (dont remember how to spell it) Cluxeus assassins and how much it must suck to be one of them.
@resdyne95905 жыл бұрын
Lmao nice name. "ASSASSINORIUM"
@CreatersMistake5 жыл бұрын
@@resdyne9590 I never claimed I could spell lol
@phreakazoith22375 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like when the effect of that stuff they use for shapeshifting cannot be reversed and they keep the appearance of whatever xenos species they infiltrated
@mozixisd83865 жыл бұрын
I think that the best way for an apprentice of Tzeentch to win against him is to also have the patronage of another god. But the real challenge there would be balancing the two without being destroyed by either O_O Great video, guys. Thanks for repping my patron deity
@tripsquared_greenworks5 жыл бұрын
Call me sick in the head, but it relaxes me so much putting your videos on at night and listen to you tell me about students and teachers of Chaos and the God of Deception. Thank you so much for what you do. It helps so much with me trying to teach my son the endless hours of pleasure and fun playing this game amd other like it. But 40K is in a league of it's own. Good looking out. Keep up the good work. Thumbs and been sub'd since day one that I found your channel.
@bossshun93 жыл бұрын
Hearing these video are quite relaxing.
@MadeWithAlchemy5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if there're examples of disciples betraying Tseentch himself. Seems like that would be besting him at his own game, though lore wise the betrayal probably would be included in Tseentch's master plan.
@DaneEaston5 жыл бұрын
I've never actually played W40K as far as table top goes but I love the lore.
@deadfr0g565 жыл бұрын
You guys where the ones who inspired me to get back into warhammer so thanks for ur hard work. Posted on google
@jamesmacatangay51585 жыл бұрын
1:51 My boy Valerian Mengsk from Starcraft 2.
@pplr15 жыл бұрын
Supposedly Tzeentch was the strongest in Warhammer Fantasy but gave up his staff to avoid the other three all being upset with him at the same time. These days 40k and what is left of Fantasy seemed to promote the idea Khorne is strongest but who knows..
@marcelgoussard62415 жыл бұрын
40 facts on Por Malcaor. The first chaos tau. Corrupted by Tzeentch no less
@bluebowser31215 жыл бұрын
i assumed tau couldn't be corrupted by chaos as they have no presence in the warp?
@marcelgoussard62415 жыл бұрын
@@bluebowser3121 they do have warp presence. Just really small. It happend in a farsight novel
@Matt-md5yt5 жыл бұрын
the Fire Warrior from the Fire Warrior game is a Khorne Tau
@drfate78635 жыл бұрын
He was possessed by a demon of Tzeentch. They have no inherit warp capabilities so chaos is blind to their existence and generally regards them as you would a blade of grass.
@10nthmountain5 жыл бұрын
Suggestion: 40 facts on breasts in 40k
@Chairs15 жыл бұрын
I really like how there's this Duality to the chaos gods for instance khorne not only represents bloodlust and War but he also represents honor in battle and nergal thrives on death and Decay but also represents the circle of life tzeentch also has a representation of Hope while someone Ash and we can thank the Eldar for it is just pure carnal desire from what I know the chaos gods were born from the collective psychic energies of the universe every thought of Despair death at hate coalesced into the chaos Gods from every thinking sentient being in the universe that's pretty neat to think that thoughts can give birth to such omnipotent creatures in the 40K universe
@beaudoran5 жыл бұрын
I findTzeentch is my favorite Chaos God because there is much more nuance about him.
@theredsorcerer77645 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is honestly the best chaos god : Change my mind
@davidolsen24953 жыл бұрын
Couldn't care to
@lrimunlmorin79473 жыл бұрын
An average follower of Tzeenche gains nothing. He's a skulking neurotic mess up until his lord finally decides to kill him or turn him into a make shift warp gate. If he actually manages to get an after life, then his soul is probably going to be endlessly led from one failed venture to another. His entire existence is frustration, anxiety and a kind of lurid attraction to petty victories which he thinks are his "big break" but they never actually are. Tzeenche's basically the used car salesman/porn director of the ruinous powers. He makes you think that you're gunna make it big but in reality, your stuck in that brand new preowned sonata for all eternity. Khorne on the other hand... Khorne is a cage fighting coke dealer. Afterlife or no, he gives you frenzon that never wears off. Fear and pain aren't an issue when your personality can be described as "rage and... did I mention rage?" Even knowledge of ones own insignificance becomes meaningless with that kind of mindset. As we all know, the only race that actually enjoys being in 40k is the Ork and Khorne worship is the closest a human can get to becoming an orK barring some weird experiment on the part of genetor Thoze. Of course all this is pretty academic. Nurgle is by far the best chaos god for obvious reasons.
@heetoshura38195 жыл бұрын
Just getting into the game for the first time and thought the thousand sons would be neat for some custom fluff necron allies,cool to see a video pop up like this,just as planned?
@conchubharjd8815 жыл бұрын
Considering what happens to the Thousand Sons, Tzeench is in my my view the most “demonic” of the pantheon.
@wesleychandler67545 жыл бұрын
There is no grand plan. Plotting for the sake of the plot. Change in the name of change. Pointless.
@MrPhilGarth5 жыл бұрын
JUST AS PLANNED!
@phreakazoith22375 жыл бұрын
like a lava lamp
@beastwarsFTW5 жыл бұрын
Ironically Nergle the god of keeping things the same wants things to improve.
@asmodai61655 жыл бұрын
I always learn something new about the 40k lore from your videos.
@rickusjamesus5 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is my favorite Chaos God and has beat out Slaanesh as my favorite as I've gotten older.
@rickusjamesus5 жыл бұрын
Recently, I got back into 40k after like 17 years, mainly because of watching your channel, and when I first did I wanted to play Thousand Sons and found a guy who was going to sell me a full army at half off but then he freaked on me and did some weird stuff irl and I ended up just going with what I played back in the day, Alpha Legion. It'd be cool to win those termies because I have an Ahriman and 2 Daemon Princes so those termies would give me a cool supreme command elite choice to make up for that weird guy who almost ruined my 40k return. Thanks for the cool videos and keep up the good work!
@phatkaveh605 жыл бұрын
What he do
@breakfast61595 жыл бұрын
Basically the followers of tzeench live the lives of goblins, only ever achieving more by backstabbing the closest thing you have to a friend
@10nthmountain5 жыл бұрын
There are nine distinct rites an acolyte must master before he can unlock the secrets that will permit him to pierce the veil, a process that will allow a worthy aspirant to draw upon the boundless energies of the Immaterium
@mohammedosman49025 жыл бұрын
It's even possible that Tzeentch is looking out for humanity and backstabbing the other Chaos Gods. There's enough lore in the oldest books showing that. Crazy
@95Kanor5 жыл бұрын
Good video as always, keep them coming! Tzeentch and Thousand sons are the coolest chaos faction in my opinion.
@thegrandcrusader43655 жыл бұрын
These are some of my favorite videos, I also really like the creepy pastas
@Darkscythe3335 жыл бұрын
Lord Tzeentch gives... but he also takes! Gotta love his lore he is TRULY my favorite chaos god!
@CabooseGood5 жыл бұрын
Just a reminder for everyone, Ahriman has a swirling void where his face should be, and he doesn't even know it.
@CabooseGood5 жыл бұрын
Fortunately, Tzeench seems to be the best Chaos God to follow if you living under them as a normal human. You may be mutated and lead on a hopeless quest as his pawn, but you wouldn't be filled with endless disease like Nurgle, be slaughtered to add your skull to Khrone's throne, or have to (interest depravity here) with Slaanesh.
@NODnuke455 жыл бұрын
I think since Tzeentch is supposed to be deceptive it's fitting that even if someone follows him and manages to overcome all obstacles, in the end they are faced with the ultimate betrayal. That Tzeentch knew every action they would take and had planned from the beginning to use and dispose of them once he knew he had gotten everything of value to him out of them. It's like making a new "friend" only to find later on that they never cared about you to begin with, and everything they ever did for you was only to gain your trust purely so they could use you to get what they wanted.
@annopedia5 жыл бұрын
man, I 've just got into building miniatures and Tzeench is my most favorite chaos god so far :D
@ElWizard55 жыл бұрын
Can Tzeentch make a burrito so hot that even he himself cannot eat it?
@muhammedbasheer-dm99895 жыл бұрын
1:41 Did they just use Amitabh Bachan's face for that Tzeench priest's wallpaper ?! That's cool !!!
@inflameskse5 жыл бұрын
Tzeench is the best. The behind the curtain ruler of all the gods!
@omidtutakhil92524 жыл бұрын
@1:42 who knew Amitabha Bachchan was part of the Warhammer universe
@dabo90165 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch, supporting the "Red Queen effect" since the beginning of time.
@icwebbz22735 жыл бұрын
I’ve been starting a new army and I play thousand sons. They would be a great addition to my army. I play against my dad who plays adaptus mechanicus and we have a lot of fun. I would love to the the terminators to my army. For tzeench. For Magnus the red.
@dscrim5 жыл бұрын
Dang those terminators look awesome! I dont even play the tabletop but i would paint them up and put them on my nick nack shelf
@JoseMartinez-gx5zl5 жыл бұрын
If there was an all out free for all with the chaos gods Tzeench would have to win. I mean you point Khorn at Nurgle and their fighting attracts Slanesh, so it can get it's kink on. All the while Tzeench is channeling a massive spell to take out the winner.
@svenpflug16795 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch’s is my favorite god as well, liked and shared and looking forward to your video on his patio powers
@thouwilltarot8916 Жыл бұрын
Chaos doesnt follow linear time. So the gods can come out at any time. If you follow energy work in rela life, different systems arrange the elemnts in a diferent order, depending on the context. Usually in Euopean mysticism the order goes; fire, water, air then earth.
@RigoMonroy-vj1mt7 ай бұрын
I feel like tzeentch is just that kid who got tired of being edgy and in his quest for meaning rightfully so decided that being a troll was the funniest way to spend his existence
@CabooseGood5 жыл бұрын
If Tzeentch's Crystal Place always changes, does that mean if you sit still long enough, the place would warp the space around you directly to be with him and negate all of his challenges?
@gruszkaryszard5805 жыл бұрын
Question: Would it be possible for C'tan's to possess someone (like demons do) [a flash made organism] ? Not sure why, maybe for shits and giggles, maybe for survival necessary (f.e. it necrodermis "shell" has taken some terrible, terrible damage, You name it). Would it be a total fantasy or maybe it happened somewhere in the 30/40k books ?
@CabooseGood5 жыл бұрын
Suggestion: Creepy Pasta Writing Contest for next Halloween.
@TheDarkscribe4 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch would probably be very pleased to hear you call him the most powerful lol I feel like he's definitely the most intelligent of the chaos gods but I think khorne is the "strongest." Nurgle has the most endurance, and Slaanesh is the fiercest. Tzeentch might appear strong with his mastery of magic and vast web of lies, but he ultimately falls into his own space in the Great Game. No chaos god can win the Great Game, so none is any more powerful than the other, they're all equally powerful in very specific ways.
@johannesschillers67845 жыл бұрын
Ever since the total war guys announced their warhammer fantasy game i have been swallowing everything related to warhammer lore (all hail tzeentch). I started to follow your channel about 2 years ago and even watched many of your older videos but i never commented or anything couse thats just not my thing but i realy enjoy this kinda potcast-ish style and both of you just seem to be realy chill dudes. I just started an army of the tzeentchy boys but im kinda short on liquid funds so i would love to win (dont know if this is us exclusive i cant remember what u said about that a few months ago)
@angrywhitebird225 жыл бұрын
Man, serving the Chaos gods must be a nightmare.
@HandFullofCheese5 жыл бұрын
Trying to get into warhammer and I reallylike Chaos.. Rubric give away would be a great start!
@typhus17995 жыл бұрын
Not a massive fan of what tzeentch does to his followers but then I am a son of barbarus and they don't exactly get along, wicked video guys keep it up makes me happy listening to all the more while I paint :)
@darrenorchard85315 жыл бұрын
Suggestion: a video on radical inquisitors. I'm building a 1K Zone Mortalis inquisition force with Relictor marines, deamon weapons aplenty
@1FrogCommander5 жыл бұрын
The next horrible reality video should be that of life on Terra for a non-nobles if you haven't already done that one.
@BloodDragon5925 жыл бұрын
I would love to paint those scarabs up. Be a great way to start a dusty bois army
@saintlime5 жыл бұрын
Animals can be cunning too, it's all relative. An octopus that disguises as prey, to lure in another octopus or bigger predator is an example. It might not be mindblowing to us, but it's still a form of cunning intelligence. And i doubt that our forefathers haven't done simple acts like that before to better their chances of survival. In fact I think it's not always the strongest who survives, but also the smartest (and luckiest, but that doesn't go well with my example).
@yokgor46755 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch Van der Linde. “I have...a goddamn PLAN! I always have a plan!!!”
@williamkeys25965 жыл бұрын
That opening cinematic was BADASSSS
@imperatordei66155 жыл бұрын
That means Tzeench is the patron of the Sith. Palpatine's gonna have FUN with this.
@dabo90165 жыл бұрын
When you are a dusty badass you MUST be in a Terminator armor.
@deadfr0g565 жыл бұрын
Thank you guys so much for putting out all this lit content, this is how i found out all i know about warhammer :) shared on google
@JoseMartinez-gx5zl5 жыл бұрын
Question:" how does the ork Waah! Interact with the warp and could the warp block or at least calm the warp in close proximity if it gets big enough and channeled into attempting that?"
@Talnor4205 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you've found the light of the beaked way!
@MrLandoflaughs5 жыл бұрын
Been watching for a while and like you? Tzeentch is my favorite as well.
@fabianbulow5 жыл бұрын
One thing that i like about Tzeentch is a statmeant that my friend said and i quote "Tzeentch is most neutral of all chaos Gods" becouse everything he does or you do is acording to plan
@cory73285 жыл бұрын
Been mulling a tzeench army for age of Sigmar. Tzeench and slaanesh are the coolest options so far for chaos.
@toa_zohaku65 жыл бұрын
Also just started a Thousand Sons army so those terminators would be pretty nice!
@gwensdad20035 жыл бұрын
Whenever the dice do weird things....TZEENTCH SAYS NO!
@AliasEliahus5 жыл бұрын
Still a less horrible existence than a slaanesh follower. Might be wiser to just worship chaos undivided, you'll never get demonhood but you get to retain your free will and gain lesser rewards from all the chaos gods if you well and truly embody chaos
@mrmakintine5 жыл бұрын
This video made me want to finish reading my tzeench codex! great video guys!
@boxboy9000-f7r5 жыл бұрын
Tzeetch was originally the most powerfull chaos god until he got sick of being the best and let the other guys have a turn for a while.
@10nthmountain5 жыл бұрын
The lord of change ! Such a complex God of chaos!
@derrabbit72895 жыл бұрын
I guess we can call Tzeentch, the Troll God.
@uncertifiedjack98085 жыл бұрын
Tzeench : plot for plotting, it feels like it may become a little crazy
@10nthmountain5 жыл бұрын
"It is by the Changer of the Ways that I have power, it is by Magnus the Red that I have life!"
@Gamerookie15 жыл бұрын
So in other words you just have to go at it like this. "Hmm neat, lets see where this goes..."
@Xenophon1220885 жыл бұрын
Love the video man. Way to lay down some solid lore.
@SirBeast19925 жыл бұрын
That box set looks pretty legit.
@Wartilion45 жыл бұрын
Thank you for another greatly informative video!
@viceroykaleb59905 жыл бұрын
Tzeench is definitely the most powerful of the gods.
@TheDarthMarko5 жыл бұрын
no
@TemplarBlonic4 жыл бұрын
Khorne is the strongest of them all, but Tzeentch is the most far reaching.
@TheMysticshroom5 жыл бұрын
Got to love Terminators, not great on the table top but so much fun to paint
@jamesloiselle90985 жыл бұрын
I'm really enjoying these horrible realities videos. keep them coming!
@jorgenava20215 жыл бұрын
One of the photos is Valerian from Starcraft 2
@hellatze5 жыл бұрын
Tzeench : what is you favorite colors ?
@oakskid015 жыл бұрын
Tzeenchi really does torment his own followers, like wow. I really want that bad arse set xD