House MD - Funny Moments: Season 1 (HD)

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Some of the funnier moments from House M.D. I believe I captured most of them although some were purposefully omitted.
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@AveryScarlet 5 жыл бұрын

"Anyone got drugs!" *random guy raises hand*

@Vcs444 5 жыл бұрын

Looks Mexican to me 😂

@Conman648 5 жыл бұрын

Such a steriotype love the jokes

@danielsamiec6270 5 жыл бұрын

lmaoooo

@flickcentergaming680 5 жыл бұрын

I actually had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard!

@mrhalfwit972 5 жыл бұрын

@@flickcentergaming680 any one got drugs mah man man: *insert shrug meme*

@mirjana72mb 3 жыл бұрын

"Do her... or you're gay" Probably one of the few times where House didn't have something to say back. He just up and left.

@AmeyaGargesh 3 жыл бұрын

Actually as he is leaving he does manage to get a shot in. Wilson and the guy are singing, you can hear the last bars of “sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G”. House responds with “Oh grow up… or at least harmonize”

@bait5257 2 жыл бұрын

@@AmeyaGargesh f

@ianbrewer4843 2 жыл бұрын

@@AmeyaGargesh haha

@margerykempe9572 5 жыл бұрын

3:08 Cameron's face when she thinks he thinks she's making fun of his disability. House's response is sweet.

@ivanadriazola1991 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, I never got that joke, i just thought he was pretending to hate Christmas.

@small_things5291 3 жыл бұрын

@@ivanadriazola1991 same

@saracoutinho3398 3 жыл бұрын

I never got the joke, thanks 😂😂

@jessdubscomics1698 Жыл бұрын

he went so soft for her

@Rain-Man915 Ай бұрын

Poor Chase looked scared too.

@joebenzz 5 жыл бұрын

-"I've been a doctor 20 years you're not gonna surprise me." -"It's an mp3 player." O_O

@AnthonyPototzky 5 жыл бұрын

"Is it...is it because of the size?...or the shape?...or the pounding bassline?"

@hankoiba9032 5 жыл бұрын

@@AnthonyPototzky Most of the time the pounding bassline ..

@halla1rw 5 жыл бұрын

Damnit, i wanted to see his answer, but the clip ended! 😂

@sumairb9978 5 жыл бұрын

definitely the pounding bassline.

@spind4 5 жыл бұрын

Haha his reaction was priceless

@brianlim8331 5 жыл бұрын

"You're not gonna supprise me." "It's an mp3 player" *takes vicodin*

@mr.wellman702 2 жыл бұрын

....is it the pounding bass line 😂😂😂😂

@hiyapatil5379 3 жыл бұрын

Wilson's little smile when House makes that face is so cute, I love this man

@mikolajpaluch4927 Жыл бұрын

House Wasn’t Actually That Mouch Of A Jerk In Season 1

@bellerain381 Жыл бұрын

They’re honestly so cute together! 😂😂

@heisafraid 9 ай бұрын

Could have included a timestamp… or a clue to what scene you’re talking about :l

@Wilburfouryth 9 ай бұрын

@@heisafraid2:56 is the scene :]

@claudinemira4510 4 жыл бұрын

“ pain killers “ “ oh for ur leg ?” “ nO bEcAuSe ItS yUmMy !”

@franklindelanoroosevelt6760 3 жыл бұрын

Want one?

@AzguardMike 3 ай бұрын

TBF i'm on strong meds for my leg. And I use this line whenever i pop a pill and people ask what its for. "oh is your leg playing up?" Nope its because they're yummy. Want one?

@supunjayawardana1075 5 жыл бұрын

"There's no way you can do this surgery now" "YA THINK??"

@TheMissingLink2 4 жыл бұрын

Supun Jayawardana The voice crack gets me every time.

@Athams 8 жыл бұрын

"Grow up, and learn to harmonize" Lol

@juozsx 5 жыл бұрын

OR*

@MathStringInputOutpu 5 жыл бұрын

Reference to Hugh being a musician

@noneforall1533 5 жыл бұрын

4:47 hands down the best "You think?" in the history of you thinks

@pranayvenkatesh8815 5 жыл бұрын

You haven't watched the West Wing, have you?

@Incadazant01 5 жыл бұрын

Stargate SG-1. Can't be bothered to look up the episode right now. Teal'c and O'Neil stumble across a swapping machine. After being swapped, they return to home. Teal'c states the mission did not go as planned. O'Neill replied "ya think?!?"

@anthonydooleyii7678 4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao!!! One of the best ones.

@BlackLedIron 4 жыл бұрын

Seen NCIS?

@Fermifire 4 жыл бұрын

@@Incadazant01 Oh snap I remember that one. HAHA!

@Annie99IM 8 жыл бұрын

"Foreman, you gonna contribute? Or you are too tired from stealing cars?" I'M CRYING I LOVE CAMREON SO MUCH

@mattames6873 7 жыл бұрын

Camreon? Is that a Pokemon??!?!

@coolguy02536 5 жыл бұрын

New steel eeveelution that drives a Camry.

@Robi2009 5 жыл бұрын

Cameron was so sweet in first seasons

@jedlast1663 5 жыл бұрын

she gonna be crucified if this show is being aired today

@persey7241 5 жыл бұрын

@@jedlast1663 No, she wouldn't, because Foreman really did steal cars :)

@thepowerlies 4 жыл бұрын

House: "You're not gonna surprise me." Mp3 player: "Hold my beer"

@wanderinwolf3804 4 жыл бұрын

"because of the size? the shape? or was it because of the pounding base line?"

@FranciumBoron 4 жыл бұрын

8:14 "It was my idea!" "neh-neh-neh!"

@antheaellis17 4 жыл бұрын

Love that one so much hahaha which episode was that?

@tiffanypersaud3518 4 жыл бұрын

AFriendlyBloke, I laughed so hard.

@tigergivenchy6077 8 жыл бұрын

" YAH THINK?"

@r.b_7875 5 жыл бұрын

tiger givenchy that was my favorite part

@dEvil_Yash99 4 жыл бұрын

Know what episode it was

@johnapple6646 4 жыл бұрын

It's from house md

@jmsg_PR 4 жыл бұрын

resetti in the spaghetti It looked like Wilson

@jmsg_PR 4 жыл бұрын

resetti in the spaghetti Yeah, maybe I’m wrong 🤷🏾‍♂️

@alfredstrandman 6 жыл бұрын

- "Can you give me something?" - "Like a Thesaurus?" Been laughing about that scene all day

@judgment5090 5 жыл бұрын

Alfred, still a better doctor then anyone in the hospital

@seedy949 5 жыл бұрын

Alfred h

@hollyb6885 Жыл бұрын

8:18- such a great scene. Wilson and the clinic patient getting under House’s skin is hilarious. 😂😂😂

@ruthrichardson9717 5 жыл бұрын

"What about sex?" "I mean, it might get complicated." XDD

@kiwikawot 2 жыл бұрын

NOO XDD

@LuxiChara 4 жыл бұрын

"Do her... Or you're gay" Wilson: *looks away in deep thought*

@rebeccaharman803 3 жыл бұрын

More like looks away in ‘oh shit we got caught’

@LuxiChara 3 жыл бұрын

@@rebeccaharman803 XD yesss

@corbeau-_- 5 жыл бұрын

'I don't have a daughter....' "Next!"

@vanshsaxena1781 4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah , funny how wrong house got this time lol

@RacketTattoo 4 жыл бұрын

@@vanshsaxena1781 nope. its implied that she has a cross dressing husband.

@vanshsaxena1781 4 жыл бұрын

@@RacketTattoo oh! Thanks man, I really never thought of that lol

@amon8977 4 жыл бұрын

@@RacketTattoo either that or instead of a daughter, she has a son. Both worse.

@xr280xr 4 жыл бұрын

@@RacketTattoo I thought she WAS the cross dressing husband

@NotisSenju 4 жыл бұрын

7:54-8:13 wilson is trying so hard to look and not to look HAHA

@kiwikawot 2 жыл бұрын

HAHAGSGSD

@COMEBACKFORME 2 жыл бұрын

Anybody else find this, Hi

@Gho5tWr1ter Жыл бұрын

@@COMEBACKFORME I did! Hi back at ya!!

@farisadel12 Жыл бұрын

@@COMEBACKFORME Hi, also he looked towards the end

@COMEBACKFORME Жыл бұрын

@@farisadel12 tbh though. Whoever said they didn't look is fat lying. I was long looking

@DriftDesu_ 4 жыл бұрын

3:10 watching Cameron look so sad and guilty is so adorable

@geckomangamin5316 Жыл бұрын

Cameron is honestly the best

@steztoyz 3 жыл бұрын

"Either your husband is a cross-dresser, or your daughter has been borrowing your clothes to look older, so she can get into bars." ..."I don't have a daughter." 🤣🤣🤣

@Ayberkoski365 3 жыл бұрын

i never get this joke, can you explain?

@steztoyz 3 жыл бұрын

@@Ayberkoski365 Her clothes have been dry cleaned, but not by her. So who got them dry cleaned? And why? What are they trying to hide? She doesn't have a daughter, so that means her husband is a cross-dresser, leading a secret life.

@Ayberkoski365 3 жыл бұрын

@@steztoyz ah okey now i get it. thanks man, cheers!

@charginginprogresss 2 жыл бұрын

iirc it was her son

@magmat0585 Жыл бұрын

ohhhh nooooo

@kondiigaming 8 жыл бұрын

Cameron's 'or are you too tired from stealing cars' killed me 😂😭😭😭

@skocz5915 6 жыл бұрын

Jan III Sobieski Król ogląda House'a, jestem dumna z naszego kraju

@G-ManXErlik 6 жыл бұрын

Exactly lol

@Hypee559 5 жыл бұрын

Bradley Allen Not really

@onefortysix6955 4 жыл бұрын

@@bradleyallen9050 do you even watch house

@user-fq9xx4sh9j 4 жыл бұрын

@@skocz5915 9:15 Cameron: I am being House, it's funny Foreman: I know, you made milk come out of my nose 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hilla899 4 жыл бұрын

"What's that? What are you doing?" "Pain killers." "Oh, for your leg." "No. Because they're yummy. You want one?" 😂

@sairakhan8902 8 жыл бұрын

God i miss the time when cameron ,chase and foremen used to work together :'( and I didn't notice after seeing this that how much they all changed , wilson changed so much

@causti9744 5 жыл бұрын

@dietz andwattson23 well he never dies on screen and the show ended, in my mind they are still on a road trip.

@glengub 5 жыл бұрын

What? Nelson died? 0_0

@Mezzer282 5 жыл бұрын

@@glengub Go watch the show..... don't listen to them.

@sprachen7122 2 жыл бұрын

WILSON WAS SO HOT ON SEASON 1 OMG, THE CHEEKBONES

@rishi2791 2 жыл бұрын

@@glengub Yes on the Battle of Trafalgar !! Sad day 😔

@PuddintameXYZ 5 жыл бұрын

3:13 Lol, her genuine, concerned reaction. Before she knew he was a sociopath.

@AverageAlien Жыл бұрын

Deadpan humour = sociopath Americans really are special

@PuddintameXYZ Жыл бұрын

@@AverageAlien Having a disagreement with an American and immediately going the condescending route Some foreigners really are special

@AverageAlien Жыл бұрын

@@PuddintameXYZ My point stands, Americans are very special

@hindenburg1596 Жыл бұрын

@@AverageAlien Yeah, It's only his jokes, are you dense or something

@TheChocoboRacer Жыл бұрын

@@AverageAlien Kinda crazy how us idiots have such a strong country that has enjoyed massive stability and growth. Your country must be full of retards then

@HappyPhotos 5 жыл бұрын

House: What the hell are those? Cameron: Candy canes. House: Candy CANES? Are you mocking me? Lmao

@johnmerllbaxinela478 5 жыл бұрын

Cameron is about to cry

@AzguardMike 5 жыл бұрын

I actually need a cane because of a bad knee and i NEVER thought of that before. Im totally gonna do it this year in the office when they put candy canes out

@PerfectAlibi1 4 жыл бұрын

If I was there I would say, yes I kinda am. Relax it's a joke :P

@rebeccamichael626 4 жыл бұрын

Knowing that he was joking makes it funnier.

@PerfectAlibi1 4 жыл бұрын

@Tommy Hass If House can troll me, I can troll House. :P

@katesam647 2 жыл бұрын

2:08 House’s pause kills me 🤣🤣🤣

@wittyhappens6378 3 жыл бұрын

Lol I loveeee!! When house said “anyone got drugs” and one guy raises his hand😂😂

@boiledelephant 9 жыл бұрын

That long, long silence at 2:00 cracked me up.

@eolsunder 5 жыл бұрын

8:15 had me laughing "neeneeneh"

@simon-peterwilliamson2412 Жыл бұрын

6:17 that moment is underrated. Hilarious change from arguing to heart warming smiles

@darkohunter5739 5 жыл бұрын

"no way we can do the surgery now" *YA THINK!?*

@sabz7776 8 жыл бұрын

house to patients "I am stoned....now who wants me?" hahahaha

@Adam-mz9rg 4 жыл бұрын

4:50 "ya think?!" gets me every time

@KayvonJavid 4 жыл бұрын

1:34 his true accent broke through

@taco3006 4 жыл бұрын

4:35 The "YA THINK" got me dying lol

@j.peterse8106 9 жыл бұрын

"it's an mp3 player" HAHAHA

@j.peterse8106 9 жыл бұрын

"candy CANES???"

@alimamirich4031 5 жыл бұрын

Which ep

@StofStuiver 5 жыл бұрын

You may want to check for illegal DOWNLOADS lol

@blackeye575 5 жыл бұрын

Abd-al alim AMIRICH season 2 episode 1

@Jackthesmilingblack 5 жыл бұрын

I can see why this show was so popular in the US. I was teaching a medical doctor here in Japan, and he told be how he and his colleagues loved this show, albeit with its complicated diagnoses.

@joseibarra7735 5 ай бұрын

Is house popular with Japanese audiences ?

@Perjas31 4 жыл бұрын

that "ya think?!" at 4:44 always gets me

@JayAshBranAudioScripts 5 жыл бұрын

“Anybody here got drugs?!” Everyone is shocked, and there’s always that one guy who does have the drugs.

@jameshetfield5382 8 жыл бұрын

I miss House.

@georgeg.1066 7 жыл бұрын

James Hetfield EVERYONE DOES !!!

@Jackthesmilingblack 5 жыл бұрын

This guy is more like Sherlock Holmes that Sherlock Holmes.

@empathyisonlyhuman7816 4 жыл бұрын

At one point, he and Wilson were living at 221b whatever street. Look up a short film on KZfaq, by DUST titled Bad Peter. And see if you don't agree that Peter's voice is a dead ringer for Hugh Laurie in his house role.

@xr280xr 4 жыл бұрын

The series was based on Sherlock Holmes

@empathyisonlyhuman7816 4 жыл бұрын

Um yeah, House--->Holmes, Wilson--->Watson

@ytw101 3 жыл бұрын

Congrats, im your 100th like

@senjikenkryomasa2361 4 жыл бұрын

Love his child bits and prices. 5:48 XD barks like a dog.

@jacobsan 4 жыл бұрын

8:15

@boogerrrrr 3 жыл бұрын

It sounds so accurate tho lmao

@freelanceer 9 жыл бұрын

"Double entry bookkeeping!"

@JasonNation72 3 жыл бұрын

4:32 Could you imagine that scene in current time with the pandemic?

@yourmum69_420 3 жыл бұрын

scandemic*

@yourmum69_420 3 жыл бұрын

scandemic*

@lavans5721 5 жыл бұрын

8:05 Wilson is suffering 😂

@fredim7561 5 жыл бұрын

7:09 Woman "I don't have a daughter." House"That doesn't sound like my problem."

@manuelferreira7314 5 жыл бұрын

can you explain the joke? i didnt get it

@SanjiTwt 5 жыл бұрын

@@manuelferreira7314 it means the husband is cross dressing

@lumberluc 5 жыл бұрын

Spot on, House. Seems like that woman has man issues

@siemniak 5 жыл бұрын

Wrong choice of words

@donnadizucchero 4 жыл бұрын

@@SanjiTwt or her son.

@daniloperisic6119 3 жыл бұрын

"Well there's no way we can do this surgery now." " *YA THINK?!* "

@827Drew 4 жыл бұрын

4:31 'Have you completely lost your mind?' 'No, but I have been feeling a little sick lately. Achoo!' House is always a dick, but he's always right, so it doesn't matter. Also, it's just hilarious. :D

@anastasiaphd2255 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm almost always eventually right" 🤣

@newfish4796 Жыл бұрын

6:28 his acting is top notch this is so good

@alexanderkuptsov6117 3 жыл бұрын

- The patient is orange. - The color? - No, the fruit.

@colincrotty3479 Жыл бұрын

3:09 I really like how Cameron actually thinks she hurt his feelings

@TheHuntermj 5 жыл бұрын

House, making a whole generation think it's ok to say stuff to people that will get you fired irl

@sirstriped5233 3 жыл бұрын

Hospitals might be more fun if the staff was sassy. Everyone is so stiff and dull half of people are dying of pure boredom.

@potato1341 Жыл бұрын

This was mostly before the age of widespread social media where every became a journalist with a mini printing press, camera, publisher and feedback system (from a person with no regard for context or integrity) on their phone.

@wolftech838 6 жыл бұрын

4:45 Ya think?!?!?!

@crimsonrouge7177 5 жыл бұрын

2:09 House's reaction 😂😂

@sarizonana 6 жыл бұрын

season 1was the best especially when it comes to the relationship of House and Cuddy really huddy was at its best when it was just pure fun banter with no romantic interest of either side.

@92brunod 5 жыл бұрын

Huddy? My God, the cringe...

@BlueZeroZeroOne 4 жыл бұрын

It's interesting to see the difference in him Yelling "I won't sleep with you, not again!!" and her 'roll off the shoulder' reaction this season, to the one in the season where he announces they had sex (when he was hallucinating that it had happened). That time it hit her like a truck and upset her because she was starting to have feelings for him.

@sgillman16 3 жыл бұрын

She clearly was in love with him from the very beginning of the show

@peachydarl Жыл бұрын

@@BlueZeroZeroOne the context was a little different too to be fair, there a difference between making an obvious joke with her present, to making a serious declaration to a whole lobby of people when she wasn't there

@peachydarl Жыл бұрын

season 1-4 house cuddy relationship is the best. the whole show got so much more serious and melodramatic in season 5, their interactions become a lot less fun and a lot more fraught. i wish they could've maintained the fun while also introducing the romance because i liked the idea of them together, they were such a good fit

@Pacoshouse 5 жыл бұрын

House:(spits on guy) Guy: are you crazy!? House: no but I do feel a little sick House: (takes surgery rag and sneezes on patient then blows nose on rag) House: (leaves) Girl: well I don’t think we can do this surgery now.... Guy: YA THINK!??!

@iguessso1790 4 жыл бұрын

That was Wilson

@LuxiChara 4 жыл бұрын

@@iguessso1790 Have you even seen the show, and if not, why the hell are you even here?

@iguessso1790 4 жыл бұрын

@@LuxiChara why don't you grow a pair of balls in real life and leave the people online alone 🙄

@fhb7088 3 жыл бұрын

Branclene Maiato I think what he meant was Wilson wasn’t the one doing the surgery

@LuxiChara 3 жыл бұрын

@@iguessso1790 because I'm a girl so I physically can't grow balls, that's why

@chapter4444 4 жыл бұрын

"Is it the size or the shape or the pounding bass line"? LMAO 😋

@NightyCore 4 жыл бұрын

7:37 so damn proud of her life choice at that moment xD

@Crimethoughtfull 5 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh, damn...forgot how much I loved HOUSE. Think it is time for a BINGE!!

@TheNathon11 4 жыл бұрын

4:25 anyone see the black guy smile after that xD

@juliahmueller9388 4 жыл бұрын

He was trying so hard XD

@deadonarrivalgirl9785 3 жыл бұрын

Best extra ever

@ruzaynashifa Жыл бұрын

House spitting on the surgeon has to be the best one🤣🤣🤣

@mrcopycat2355 Жыл бұрын

What was the context??

@AgentWash 10 ай бұрын

@mrcopycat2355 It was for a surgury House found wasnt necessary, but others disagreed and tried to force the surgery through, so he forced the matter by way of contamination, forcing the doctors to stop and give House enough time to prove himself right.

@xxDrain 6 жыл бұрын

"that's so sweet"

@uafc1 4 жыл бұрын

9:18 She made as a joke in season 1 the same claim that got him "fired" in the season 5 finale

@m7mdalharbi216 5 жыл бұрын

8:18 😂😂best part

@richardroberson2564 3 жыл бұрын

This show had such good writing.

@kaiajordan3220 Жыл бұрын

"are you mocking me ?" "no it christmas and ---" "relax it's a joke" 😁

@Krivo0 4 жыл бұрын

"I've been a doctor for 25 years you're not gonna suprise me" Mp3 player-Im about to end this man's whole career

@liferealgood 11 ай бұрын

Whoever thought about adding clinic hours as sides to every other episode is brilliant.

@causti9744 5 жыл бұрын

I wish so much the Patient they watched tv with would have stayed in the show as their friend. Idk why but they have a cool chemistry.

@incensive5020 5 жыл бұрын

8:05 hmmm wilson, wandering eyes much?

@NomanAhmed3 4 жыл бұрын

8:47 Wilson and the patient look like twins

@Cirrown 6 жыл бұрын

It’s been few years since I watched this show but I was always watching it with polish dubbing so up to this point I didn’t how how sexy Chase’s accent was. And damnnnn I need to re-watch it.

@ardenalexa94 2 жыл бұрын

He is pretty cute.

@anuaridris966 Жыл бұрын

"pounding bass line" 🤣

@c-lahtikoitoga4418 7 жыл бұрын

Its an mp3 player....(Priceless Look)! hahaha

@jjohnsonnccc 4 жыл бұрын

“I’ve been a doctor for 20 years you aren’t going to surprise me” “It’s an MP3 player” “.............”

@AkhilPisharody 6 жыл бұрын

the scene at 6:36 cracked me up so hard! i'm crying now!!

@zanetasmith9954 4 жыл бұрын

Akhil Pisharody ONE OF THE BESSSSSSST 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

@laurahall3094 2 жыл бұрын

House is the only one who can make "double entry bookkeeping " sound DIRTY

@MissBetsyLu 8 ай бұрын

Lolololol

@jordanroberts4996 5 жыл бұрын

"anyone here got drugs?" *Mexican raises hand*

@clairemarie4828 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, this show got away with so much

@thomascaspian310 4 жыл бұрын

He looks Columbian to me lol.

@mrshikari2 Жыл бұрын

lmaoo house's face at 2:07 "I'm a doctor you're not gonna surprise me" "it's an MP3 player" "O-O"

@nicolarose8026 4 жыл бұрын

For all his disdain for doing clinic, the clinic gave House some of the funniest cases and stories to tell.

@coena9377 5 жыл бұрын

8:20 that patient seriously belongs in a frat house.

@falcon5467 5 жыл бұрын

I can't think of two more different characters to portray than Bertie Wooster ("Jeeves and Wooster") and Greg House. Great actor.

@LoneHerald 4 жыл бұрын

Foreman: Noboday stays perfectly still for the entire MRI Me: hold my lupus

@robertmorris8997 4 жыл бұрын

"Right rudder!" Awesome!

@Lil_GhostBiH 5 жыл бұрын

"learn to harmonize" im weakkkkk

@-daniel-3468 5 жыл бұрын

HOUSE: does any one have DRUGS! EVERY ONE IN THE WATING ROOM:... MEXICAN MAN: *RAISES HAND* HOUSE: wow look at this a normale person all of you get out