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Three were: House of Dead, Alone in Dark, and Bloodrayne

And In The Name of the King, Far Cry and Postal (limited run).

John Smith 3 is too many

Ya the 2000s were a dark time for films.

That explains how "Crash" won Best Picture

Art Rose Media But is there a house in the games

Dropkick Queen In the first one kinda, tho it’s more of a ever expanding mansion if remember correctly

House of the Dead Overkill has levels that take place in houses, and it's theme is GRINDhouse.

I honestly would rather rip out all of my organs, one by one than ever see this movie outside of reviewer commentary

I played the game at about arcade & thought it was awesome.

See that's I'm wondering

Don't you mean puberty

Yes, when a boy bleeds from his vag for the first time, it's called puberty.

Balloon Sage You made my day :D

Balloon Sage I'm not sure to understand but it was funny. 😆

anik monette I believe it's a south park reference. There was an episode where they thought boy's had periods, till God told them that they don't and the boys that did had a virus.

They tried to pass this off as prequel to the games but this movie can't be canon to games in the slightest

But i still call them zombies .. and ya if your definition of zombie has " coming back from the death " factor necessary then there are actually some monsters in the game which are zombies.. for example , Sophie becomes zombie in bad ending of the house of the dead game after getting killed by Chariot which clearly means she came back from the death . In the house of the dead 3 , there is a reanimated corpse miniboss named Yukio , who was killed by " zombies " or biologically engineered monsters or whatever before turning into one . So ya Yukio and Sophie are zombies since they are reanimated corpses . And the mutants in the house of the dead overkill game are actually zombies ... This is clear when in first level of the game , mutants are seen coming out of graveyard and in hospital mission of the game ( called " blastic trauma " or whatever ) , some mutants are seen coming out of morgue drawers which indicates they may be reanimated corpses . So ya even though not all monsters are technically " zombies " in the game given they are not reanimated corpses , but some monsters are zombies since they are reanimated corpses .

Also the developers refer to Cyril creature ( creature / zombie with two axes 🪓 🪓 ) in The house of the dead 1 game as " dead " in the tutorial ( if you have noticed that line " shoot the dead attacking you " ) , i don't know why but maybe he is a reanimated corpse .

You mean Hatsune Miku?

stlouisrocker100 Not before he plays victim and blame us all because we doesn't fund his kickstarter tho...

Andhie Yusuf Let him have his tantrums. It's only going to make him look worse than he already is.

stlouisrocker100 Mostly 'cause they closed the loophole

Dropkick Queen If that's the case, then let's have a round of applause.

You were writing this with a straight face, calling whatever this degenerate made as "film making" ?

Because no one acts like a rational human being in Boll movies.

I did not read this properly the first time and thought you meant that Uwe Boll was dead! Geez, don't give me false hope like that... XD

Scowlie Meerkat I miss him, just like that boil that I had to get popped. painful but it's gone now.

All of his reviews hold up pretty well

You forgot that Uwe Bol is an idiot who doesn't let little things like facts, and logic, and sense stop him from putting out garbage films. Plus, y'know, finding someone who speaks Spanish that could correct him would be IMPOSSIBLE. I mean, it's only one of the 5 most spoken languages in the world according to the most up-to-date lists I've been able to find - and going by any lists I've been able to find from roughly when this would've been made, it still would've been in the top 10. And that'd require actual EFFORT. I wouldn't make such a big deal out of this if it was an isolated incident, but... it's Uwe fucking Bol. I don't think he knows what things like "quality checking" or "accurate representations" are.

FuugaNatsu He completely ignore the original game story he adapted too. For example Alone in the Dark is survival horror game, and actually Uwe Boll's writers already made script that faithful to the game. But Uwe Boll ditch them, because he want more shooting and sexy girls....

Batzarro. Isla de Muerte = Isle of Death - - would have sounded better

But otherwise, the movie is flawless.

Uwe Boll doesn't understand English, let alone Spanish.

Maybelle Summers P sure we all just imagined the same thing

If Old Man isn’t the referee, I ain’t buying

If Siro isn't one of the opponents I'm not buying it.

Cris Gill Obligatory Meme-y answer time: -- Dried off, regained usefulness -- Infected with THE A VIRUS... / awesome fu virus (?) -- Every time a reviewer comes close to death, they get a power up -- Regeneration... eering -- He's got a shotgun

+David Spring This is hollywood we need to give you a million dollars to make this

Zxzero36 I'd rather make GOOD movies, thanks lol

David Spring And that's why you'll never make it big

This sounds more like pokemon

​@@reptile1687that's the joke

Dee dah Dee Dee dah

By the logic of reality, yes, by Boll logic, no

Rogue of Life That... That was beautifully eloquent!

SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE from this shitty movie.

He still does it sometimes

I don't know. George Romero making a movie about a human who tries to keep the peace between vampires and werewolves sounds pretty cool. Well, it would be if SMeyer was willing to allow anyone with actual writing experience to make changes to her story.

To bad bella never cared about keeping peace.

+zeugfilms Unfortunately this movie kind of disproves that because he's clearly free to just shove in random footage from the game whenever he wants.

+zeugfilms nope uwe boll actually thinks this is a game tie in it's true he is just insane

+zeugfilms No he does games because he can get a Tax write off. and I believe its mostly because so he doesn't have to think long about the script as its all laid out in front of him

Zxzero36 Thank fuck that tax loophole has been stuffed hopefully with Bol's head

Also, am I right in assuming that you changed the music in certain scenes on these videos so that way you wouldn't running to copyright issues on KZfaq?

moogleknight88 Yep. KZfaq comes down a lot harder on the music than Blip did so a lot of music bits that will or might cause problems have been swapped out.

+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous It's good one have you on KZfaq buddy. I love you!

He made you a DEAD SANDWICH!

Especially if they have some Hideki Naganuma on the playlist.

Really?

Also, I've seen a gif of that scene at 5:08, and always wondered where it came from. lol

The actual game has green blood... you have to unlock the red blood

I'd rather watch Anderson's movies. Hell, he seems like an extremely nice guy in person unlike Uwe. Even if his movies aren't really good, I still respect him over Uwe.

T-Birdus Thoracis AMEN! And milla jovoitch is a nice cool person too. screw uwe Boll and screw stupid ugly Maggie q too!

Are the games good?

Sir Wilhelm H.Y what’s your body fat percentage?

Doom for me was tolerable.

Resident Evil: Deadly Silence

John Mark Corpuz Gee, Just Like Resident Evil, I Must Say, Huh?

That plot gave me cancer. Can you not do a fanfic about my chemo and ultimate death?

I was wondering that, long before I ever read your post..

Your fanfiction sounds like horrific garbage too, loser

@@jamesduncan6729 That seems harsh, you don't even know him and you are insulting him on the basis of his fanfic plot? There isn't any need for that.