@@Backup_Plan Lmao, that was both sweet and hillarious!)))))))

Proud father right there

That sounds like me in a nutshell. xD

My ADHD be like:

That sound like house as a child 🤣

Then cut to her flipping the bowl, revealing the prank.

@Gat while we're on the subject, shouldn't have killed the Meredith Derek thing either.. Shouldn't have killed Derek at all, really

if you remember Rachel was born to a teenage mother who had jestanial dibities and preclsmia and had no medical care while pregnant, so that could effect Rachel, those are both very serious conditions and with out med care you can die from it witch is what happened.

You can be gifted in many different ways.

I noticed that

It is the first sigh of logical reasoning

I have an STD virus

Or simply have ADHD.

Hmm cool

Not always... "I didn't pee on the floor, you did!"

He straight up called her a moron to her face.

House has always been a tsundere

@@yunsha9986 cant believe i would hear this term here, and completely agree with it

What was Rachel’s reply to whether she has played the monkey game before?

​@@Langelinel "No momma "

Richard Moore daaaaaamnnn hahah that's an AWESOME theory !!! haha ten times clever than House

That isn't what happened.Aswell Cuddy was also training rachel

Yep. You know how many times kiddo has pretended to spontaneously not know things to get me to explain or demonstrate something he could probably do in his sleep and definitely didn't forget? And hell. I did that as a child too. To my mom. It's normal child behavior. To a point. But also a kid needs to be at least somewhat intelligent to pull it off. Typically not eating glue but hey. Could happen. Meanwhile... Eight year old who makes algebra his bitch on a regular basis occasionally pretends not to know basic things like two plus two and shit- just so I'll explain or do it and spend that time. I dunno why. We spend a LOT of time together. Maybe he thinks it's funny. Dunno. Meh. Have tried to tell him not to and that nobody in this house believes him when he does and to be careful with that sort of thing outside home... But meh. Work in progress. It's just what kids do.

Thats the plot.

This kid is 5 alternate universes ahead of everyone else.

Gotta be careful with how one uses their looks and/or intelligence on others. If she uses it wrong, she's going to be manipulative. She is with Cuddy and House, so either they teach her to learn from their mistakes or they pass on those mistakes to her.

@@tjjordan4207 Bruh, stop projecting. Watching too many of those Sigma male all women bad channels.

@@tjjordan4207 Someone gott hurt/duped? Someone's projecting? Seriously, are you THAT butthurt and twisted to see a menace in a small child, a fictional character? Pathethic 🙄🙄🙄

@@tjjordan4207 JFC. Get some therapy, bud.

@@tjjordan4207 found the incel lol

Aww, So was mine's. Kael Griffis!

Same

Tell me about it my nephews and nieces are my world I treat them like siblings becauss I always wanted younger siblings

I'm usually fond of babies but not toddlers until my niece and nephews were born they're the only toddlers I like lol 🤣

If you hate children, you are a very disturbed individual

great cover I'm hungry go cook🤣🤣🤣

Also means she feels safe with him.

tunapizza yes it is. :)

#someonescuttingonionsoverhere

This kid is literally a cat.

Hugh Laurie, with his accent and everything, would be the coolest dad

You sure that kid doesn't play a piano like House?

And you know he did it specifically because wilson said shes not a dog too XD

@@simplyskrypt3914 and it totally works too. on dogs AND Kids.

@@Metqa Positive reinforcement works on everyone. You can train adults just like MOST dogs and kids. There's always the exception though.

petplay (or DD/LG) kink triggered 😂

Who's a good girl? 😀

​@@melb2734🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Vito Mcsween really ? which number of chapter ???

Hmm, cool

Me too. House and Rachel had a special relationship

@Badger BadgerBadger .

He could have been such a great dad. It breaks my heart.

Why is house conversing in third person...😁 ?

He always liked kids and they usually liked him.

Tammyaway wish i could find the clip of him secretly giving his fries to the terminal little girl

For some reason I read that as he killed Rachel, had a blank mind for 2 seconds LOL

@@hughjanus5897 Search for House MD - Faulty Syllogism

Cringe.

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 You might have signs of an aneurysm if you have spontaneous cringes.

@@FranciumBoron No whats dumb is that he basically calls himseld Intelligent in the Internet.

@@regobing5435 not really. They're pointing out how their parents didn't act supportive starting early.

XD

Totally not dehumanizing and bound to give your kid subconscious self-image problems. just because it is funny in a show... smh. Please don't procreate.

@@professormeow3399 ever hear something called a joke?

Oh.. don’t worry… you’ll come up with allllll kinds of names for them. Especially when they hit about 12.

@@professormeow3399 go smoke a bowl. Seriously. You need to lighten up. You probably enjoyed lock down because then everything was dark and depressing all at the same time.

@@professormeow3399 Actually it would give the kid a new sense of perspective and humor, making him think faster on "weird" names to call jokingly, which leads to an increase of intelligence You are not saying any insult nor words that describes a person like fat or stupid. You are literally taki g two different concepts and giving it a meaning, and it's stimulating for the kids mind!

What's a con solute?

Jason Desrosiers think he/she meant consult and also sequel....

Other House squeal idea: rheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

House would be pretty old by then

@@edmonte7332 in his 80's

except for how they didn't go further with this, I was really hoping to see more of their bonding

F not really

no im quite serious

You're talking about when you become a teacher right

i cannot take your channel name seriously, sry

I used Root Beer to teach my son solving a puzzle. He ratted me to my wife for giving him canned soda, that little bastard. Lesson of the story: before attempting this trick, make sure your kid can keep secret. Or just reward him something healthy.

have you tried teaching your kids like they are dogs?🤣🤣🤣

If she didn't play the game before how'd she know it's name???? Her lie had a weakness ,a faulty lie

​@@lonegamer6232 Well. It's a game where you pick up food. And put it in the monkey's mouth. So, the objective is to feed the monkey. It isn't all that difficult for children to put together cause and effect.

Intentionally using operant conditioning on humans is only morally permissible if it's done to avoid some major harm or they ask you to. You can use operant conditioning on your kid to get them not to run in the street, but you shouldn't use it to get them to hug their aunts.

@@diablominero who said that was the moral line?

@@FFKonoko in a way manipulating a child to violate their personal space to hug someone they don't know well takes away their choice and comfort zone that all people should have no matter what age. It is not a safty issue if the child doesn't want to give a hug. it is definately a safty problem if the child runs into the street, no matter how quiet the road is. Even though it was just an example. disiple should be used to teach boundries not controlling children into doing every tiny thing said. If the child is snotty and disrespectful about expressing their dislike for something is one thing but if they calmly said they don't like it then a simple converastion with them is appropriate.

i love this! in my head they never broke up because the writers were quite literally forced to somehow write lisa edelstein out of the show, so i feel like this would've happened

@@xx-eo1xw No, they were not forced, they always intended to break them up even before Lisa Edelstein departure

You know thats not their biological kid right? And a whole lot of intelligence comes from genetic

@@steffigracec8894 They realized that I'm sure, but that doesn't mean someone can't work to be smarter. Cuddy ain't a slouch either in the intelligence department. Under House I'm sure Rachel would've learned plenty - that is to say I legitimately can't imagine House trying to raise a teenager. Young children can't comprehend his sarcasm and cynicism, but they are bound to become quite receptive to it as they grow older. All that to say that House could very well pass down his traits just by raising Rachel. Children grow up and act similarly to their parents. If your father has a good work ethic then you'll probably have a good work ethic because he would raise you to have one. In the end, genetics are just an arbitrary way of life giving someone a head start or a handicap.

Dracon wasn’t Rachel adopted by Cuddy?

It made no sense other then to feed more plot lines. Even the damage to Rachel. Then again it went on for a lot of seasons writers just aren't that talented at keeping interesting stories going.

@@Mitsoumi21 I heard somewhere that Lisa Edelstein wanted to get paid more, but was rejected, so she decided to leave the show. It's definitely a pity that they broke up, heck even Cuddy's mother wanted them to be together.

I like kids.. When they can't talk and are too slow to run too far, or walk. Also when they're all chubby and cute. Then they grow bigger, faster, noisier... And I start to miss their previous avatars.

@@JasonJia11 I think the ratings were lower so the budget got cut, and that included Edelstein's. Everyone else took the cut, but her current pay getting a cut was too lower for her so she left. It would make sense why House crashing the car into her home was so out of nowhere.

Hated the lucas plotline

Ulquiorra Cifer I agree

For small kids, perhaps, not when tye are older like teenagers. He would screw them up quite badly with his dark humour and borderline personality.

Quo Niam Probably. But he could straighten out a bratty teenager real quick.

Probably but it would be a very high risk strategy to give House a teenager to fix... High risk, high reward, but he messes up, the teenager will be ruined.

Quo Niam I doubt he'd ruin them. Honestly if they ever did a revive I'd like to see a changed House- probably a House that went back to Mayfield for a bit since his hallucinations did start again in the last episode. Not a new person, but a not as depressed House.

GoWolverines can barley finish the comp, laughing so hard at that moment

I know the feeling

I was just reading that when he said it xD

The problem is no that is what it feels like trying to get a small child to do ANYTHING

Right! Finally someone in the comments praising her actual intelligence and memory instead of her lying.

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Thank you 😊 I’m glad I’m not the only who noticed👍

Stickbender plus 10 efficiency

10 Intelligence

Run perception check on bowl of oatmeal, roll d20

@ or maybe she's a kid and kids do stupid stuff to see if it would work or not. Seriously this is pretty normal

@ yeah..... kids play with their food when they're full. Even adults do that, it's completely normal. Think tapping spoons against your teeth or pushing food around on the plate. It's a totally human thing to do.

Problems with pay

Question because I can't watch the whole show: who is the kid's father in the show?

@@Eva-vb2rn that kid is adopted: her birth mother died from pregnancy complications. And the father was only in high-school. So cuddy took her

Rachel was very cute.

Me too, but only bcoz House is cute while being with kids 😇

Not entirely, but the training methods are similar, since neither one understands verbal commands very well.

Roughly speaking, that's true if you compare human babies to other primate babies. Humans differ in that their brains have evolved to learn language fast at a certain developmental stage. From that comes virtually everything else that makes adult human intelligence unique in the animal kingdom.

A smart dog behaves very much the same as a small child.

You can train adult humans easily with positive reinforcement. Despite being wholly more intelligent. We still have the basic drives as every other animal.

children are easily trained, indoctrinated, and manipulated... which is why churches and ideologies like to snag them when their young. makes it easier to brainwash them into believing everything you say.

C

These were not its early days though, it's the penultimate season.

6980MulhollandDrive I completely disagree. Season 6 is the best season for me. Seeing House giving his all to not use Vicodin. Seeing him trying to be reformed. And the last episode when he finally came to a breaking point. Cuddy saved his life for that day

The early days of the series sucked, only on the last episodes of season one the series started to rock

6980MulhollandDrive i loved how lighthearted in some ways except towards the end of the season 8 (no spoilers, but you know what i mean). Then season 5, then season 6, then 3, then 2 then 7, then 1, and then 4. Four was okay, but half the season was house with the many characters trying for the job!

IT WAS SO FLUFFY

A smile that says "thanks for the toys I knew you'd fall for it" great kid truly

@@internetjerk2839 Lmao

joana jo: Of course. He's a Father. And he probably hugged the little girl actress and told her what a great performance she did (even though she was working on getting up again before "cut!" Oh, you mean the character. Had they allowed, a mix of "family caretaker House" & "asshole House to borderline asshole+ patients" probably would have given two more years to the series. Nothing is worth more in a series than to be kept guessing if a major league asshole is softening up to the World, or just his little girl. Imagine the tactics/cons House would have pulled on asshole Mothers who teach their kids to piss on everyone they feel is competing with them -- like ballet/pageant Mothers :-D Or that House homeschools Rachel and during a weekend camping/botany trip gets an asshole camper who gets in the way of Rachel's expectations!!! :-O ! Additionally, as part of her homeschooling, she is at the Hospital quite often and her character developed a knack for subliminally & naïvely cuing House, team, patients to the diagnosis until she is found to be a "Doogie Howser." As she gets older (3yo), she starts identifying medical instruments (clamps, retractors, stethoscopes), then, as a kindergartener, surgical devices and equipment she would only see passing by in the halls. All because she was playing on her (sterilized) mat on the floor while the team worked on diagnosis. She could have had a spin-off show.

capie44 yes, I was talking about the character "doctor house". I really enjoyed this little paternal show-off moment of House for the little girl. At the end of this scene, it looked like a normal happy family, something that I didn't expect from him, knowing that he is an antisocial and cynical type of person. Guess at the end of the day he is still a human with emotions and feelings.

He was happy when he was pain free for a while I don't remember when it was.

@@monirahmohammed422 I wanna say that was at the beginning of season 3... after the ketamine treatment thingy?

yeah,cuddy say to him,after dump him,she said;don't blame me because you're unhappy,you're just unhappy.So even when he was with cuddy he don't change,and she can't deal with him,and his addiction more than for that six month.

God of the Wind I didn't know I had one till this video

What's wrong with the sole of your foot or shoe? :o

csgrambauer It has a hole now, he needs to visit Al Bundy.

Lmao. Ah I see. xD

nah it's just lupus

I think this show have a good base since there is alot more to cover but i think the writers messed up.

GabrielKnightz haha

agreed. She initiated the breakup didn't mean she has moved on, only that she tried to; she had been trying to move on for many years. She cherished him for who he is, not how well he treated her. I think she loved him more than she realized, and will be devastated. This pain may actually change her, to give up her rigidity.

yeah that was cold.

@Cavin Dsouza she would've shown up in the final episode, but I heard there was some kinda protest or something that she was a part of at the time and couldn't make time.

flybehemoth _ i like my oatmeal like i like my cement, very firm~~~

Hunlover123601 I like my women like I like my oatmeal... thick!

It’s fake

Or its just cold

BETA!

@@JoeKing837 weirdo

If that works for you, it's fine. It seems quite pathethic for me raising other guy's children.

@@alejandrop.s.3942 what a terrible fucking take

@@kaiser5573 Honestly. Do these people expect parents who go through an early divorce to remain single for the next 18 years?

lol you should write a fanfiction!

Sounds really cool and in the style of the show, except I don't believe that House wouldn't recognize her by her last name or in other way like looking at her papers

Let me guess. The chef is actually house right?

@@G.F.SF55 Oh he'd know, he'd just not tell her.

She did eat the dime.. They found it at the end of the episode... Just as house thought he was in the clear Cuddy: how did you eat a dime? Rachel: house House is laying in bed with a look of I'm in deep trouble on his face

FLUFFMASTER1196 your oatmeal is to watery then

Oatmeal should be able to have a spoon stand upright in it. Otherwise, that's gruel.

It's TV oatmeal!

Must've been some really dry oats

It's the thick nasty kind that doesn't move. You can cut it with a knife

Same reason why high school students in movies are usually played by adults in their mid 20s. They pick whoever they like best for the part and expect you to suspend disbelief. Sometimes it works, other times it's obvious.

@@Kojitsu I guess it works here. I couldn't really tell the diff

Ya i never got that either a mute 5 year old at that

She's two? I didn't think they started preschool until 4 or 5.

I wouldn’t say 5, 4 at max.

Oml I know the feeling, I'm so glad I'm not alone in melting at such moments😍^^..

Didn't they break up because he was back on vicoden?

Didn't they break up because he was back on vicoden?

But she loved even when he was on vicodin......he tried....but he couldn't.... that's not a reason to break up when you love him as he is.......I just don't know why girls think they are enough for a guy to change...

If cuddy actor renewed I doubt they would of broken up 🤷🏻‍♂️ just my opinion

@@wheezy3596that’s not what happened,they cut her pay and her screentime for s8, olivia Wilde on the other hand got a raise and so did Robert Sean Leonard.. they clearly undermined her characters importance