lol

Banned in china 😂😂

Lol

666th like

Yeat

That makes it bendover 😂

Sounds like a porn film studio

Wait, this was not meant as a porn joke from the start??

I looked it up and its a real business in San Fransisco

@@nWestie still could be porn.

That's like saying making a fist changed how you stood.

Ohhh, this makes so much sense now! This is why it took 1 year to deliver the fridge I got! Of course!

@Mihály Tóth Exactly

Ebay is unfortunately not reliable in the first place.

That’s 1/3 of the population of Mongolia

Compare it to the population of China. Its nothing

To China, that's just a number in a list.

For somewhere other than China.

Especially, if they relocated somewhere up higher, that slowed down the Earth's rotation even further.

jokar jokar yes officer this comment

@@veggielovers7502 ew

so, if that 1 dam with 90m high water changed earth's rotation, wouldn't that also imply that new york is slowly sinking because it's own weight pushes the tectonic plate back down _extra_ fast...?

@@veggielovers7502 no song belongs to tiktok. all the songs on tiktok are there (unlicensed too) from other artists, tiktok is a company that never made any music and it just takes popular music off of the internet. so saying "tik tok song" makes absolutely no sense.

😂

lol same

I seen that on Florida Marqius's channel.

Lol it's not gonna collapse

BroketCroker your right they will just release water and kill millions. Is it even a dam if it can’t stop water?

Three Gorges Dam is a gravity dam. This dam design is the toughest. Not only it won't collapse because of upstream flood, it could also resist again missle attacks.

Yes. If you wake up one morning and notice the sun ist rising 60 nanoseconds too early you know the dam may have disappeared.

But he said it; tectonic plate movements compensate for that. That's what I absorbed, atleast.

Buildings are not that heavy compared to the water it holds.

Buildings don't add weight to the earth...all the materials were already there

@@calleighmonton8464 Yes, but they move those materials higher up from the ground.

probably not much honestly. Because the mass of Earth changed, it was just moved around, but then again an equal amount of mass was moved back so probably not all that significant.

Marzipan Wars also sleep

@@maximilianjunior5280 nah the school bell doesn't dismiss you *the teachor does*

NOOOOOIIO

If u go to school for 6 hrs a day that's 15 nanoseconds longer... you get a longer school day but also longer after school break

It's 30 nanosec school 30 home

Vsause made one

@@tenderjuicy478what tf is a vsauce? is it something you can buy with Vbucks?

@@chl_ca Virtual Sauce *Additional information: 'Vsauce' is an acronym-shortcut for the popular youtube channel 'Virtual Sauce'. This is widespread, and perhaps even well-known outside of the Virtual Sauce community or the so-called 'Sauce crabs'. I can see you're not a 'sauce crab'.

Nigeria: "We have the best scammers in the world." (i'm sorry if this offended you at all)

Patrick Huang I’m not Nigerian so it doesn’t offend me.

Space and Science time Time thx man

The dam breaks the nukes lauch and the volcano eruputs would humanity survive

Christiaan Mai lol

DAM RIGHT

I love you FutureNow! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Where can I get some dam bait?

Now say it three times.

You win the Internet!

The earth is quintillion’s on tons, this kinda doesn’t do anything

Lol

@@gubukreyot1678 lol...

@@jenniferbrighty5120 lol..

@@gubukreyot1678 lollll

@@walnut9472 lol

25,000 Subs with No Videos Challenge like write this comment

Sex?

6nano sec or 0.00006s not 0.00006 nano sec

25,000 Subs with No Videos Challenge now you can

@@zesthraxGaming coz i did

Hi cody! I hope you have a great day

Hey, Cody'sLab make earth spin faaaast!!!

HAHAHA! Yes! So nice to see a little bit of Cody's lab when I watch an unrelated video!

Your pretty awesome

Misuse of the semicolon.

Agree 100🤣🤣

The video on Nauru had a better segue.

seneca983 Just rewatched it, you may be right

Butter

Wait it's actually spelled like THAT!?! Man, you really do learn something new every day.

Maybe. But you know what’s an even smoother segue? An actual Segway! *Cut to advertisement about Segways*

and now you wasted several years of extra watching time just to have said it... xD

Dichtsau keyword _several_

@@Dichtsau what

Unfortunately, our body does not give a damn (pun unintended) about how long the day is.

Damn days being so damn longer means we would live less of them damn days, and be less damn old when we damn die

We need longer nights. Not enough time to sleep

Ol' CGP will probably see this comment....in a year or so...

If only CGPGrey wasn't on an Internet fast for the rest of the year.

😂😂

The Amazing Channel okay its a funny one if the dam actually decreas time instead of increas time

The Amazing Channel Is there only China building Dams in this world? 😂😂I don't really get the point of picking on China. More electricity generated by water means less electricity generaged by coal. Dams are pretty much everywhere in this world. I would like to know how many seconds by which those dams outside China make the earth rotate slower. Stoping being hypocritical and stupid, ok?

Oliver Huang u do realize that 70nano second is pretty much nothing to human right? Its too tiny for anyone to picking on china for it. -,-

@Jason Choi its not a funny joke. I already say why. And the other dude think this cmt is picking on china so I explain thats it is not

AHH STOP

yeah or blow their base up

@@addust oh shit *Star Spangled banner bass boosted and Apache Attack Helis flying over*

@@rolandramos6926 oil time

y 🖼

ARK ? or no

China only needs it's dictator to vote yes for any governement proposal to be approved.

KZfaq is banned in China so no you don't

Government is spelt this way dummie.

So how do you know so much about China, yet you use KZfaq?

Blaze Alex he use vpn or just outside china

More than than one.

😂😂 lol

Two?

US lol

Ask Patrick..

Sounds like mix of Spanish and Sanskrit to me.

I hereby declare myself emperor! But only on Tuesdays!

Had me dying 🤣

I hate the Tuesdays! Do you have an appointment?

Respect my country! I'm a New Zicelosta Rahamandan and I'm proud!

No you don't, assuming school is a third of the day, it's 40 nanoseconds more time

and you wasted several years of saved time by writing this comment, did u realize? maybe drop the homework and start cleaning toilets or carpets.... ;)

which is good

Ing buldit mu flat earth ya.

ohh biblelie lol flattards allert!

I know! What is all this "rotation" b.s.? I mean, normally this guy does his research but he really screwed the pooch on this one. It makes me doubt there are any dams at all in China.

If the earth was flat then this clump of mass created by the dam would tilt it to one side

@Chris Melling r/woooosh

Well thats not wrong

still correct xD

Most powerful people China is. Slow earth amazing it is.

@NaeNae no, China Dams are more powerful than the ocean. Even ocean can't slow the earth but Dams in China can. Therefore China Dams are super powerful.

Correct

He was talking so fast that I couldn't even keep up with the CC! I had to pause the video to read it!

i hope china is helping you by slowing down

Theboss24611 man you couldn’t imagine how many “flat-earther” are out there. It’s crazy how people have been living in the past.

😂

😂

You still believe the earth has a core ? Because scientist found water instead

Earth is flat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh- I see what you did there.

That’s a good one.

I had to double check when exactly it was. Damn good is correct lol

One man can’t decide evreything, the vote was not rigged. To publicly accuse the Chinese president of corruption would require a minimum of 2 metric tons of balls and suicidal thoughts.

@@jasonator69er Most of the time. One man can decide everything, and based off of what we're seeing from China, even Chinese people know it isn't really a democratic process. Doesn't mean that China necessarily is bad or good. Just well, they have their own system that they want to abide or live by.

@@jasonator69er publicly accusing the Chinese President of corruption is easy, just don't do it on the mainland if you want to keep your organs, that's the catch.

@Hanyu ZHANG I agree. I've met a few transfer students from China and a few from Hong Kong and Taiwan who live here in Canada now. Personally, I've heard both sides of that spectrum and it just seems like the only thing that is really discussed as a major factor is...well politics. It's just how different people want to live under, and for some under the Chinese system or pressure. It's not satisfactory. For others it's A-ok. But I honestly see no real major things that force me to see it as good or bad necessarily. To me it's both, just like any other political system in the world.

@@sergeantskrtskrt9594 the political system of a one party state isn’t something I’d call good, being in the wrong side of Berlin could tell you that, but I suppose it’s not outwardly horrendous or anything, people live there, die there, and most of them aren’t currently starving to death or anything like that, so while it leaves much to be desired I suppose you’re right. China is currently genociding the Uyghur people though which is, to say the least, not cool.

You might as well just give up on the homework cause you are too dumb to realize the dam increases the length of a day.

Wait...so, if the days are 60 nanoseconds sorter, that means schools *technically* have to make school day 60 nanosecond shorter...

Wait no, nvm

@@therubbercop4590 you are just as smart as the OC and the first answer below it does also count for you.

gad zad ham gaa caan it was just a joke (hopefully)

Probably speeding up the Earth slightly as we're piling skyscrapers up in the first world more than the developing nations. If our goal is to slow the Earth down we should be moving building materials from near the poles to the equator. Wouldn't bother with skyscrapers, just moving bulk mass would be effective enough.

Right?

first world countries are not on the poles. While not perfectly at the equator, it still have an affect as it is extending further from the axis nonetheless.

So 9/11 actually slowed down the rotation of the earth? Noiceee

9/11 sped up the rotation by having the twin towers collapse which got the mass closer to the center.

+Anu What the fuck has _you_ so upset?

@@crispybacon4240 I think it's because the Bible doesn't mention this

So Earth had her arms tucked in during the age of the dinosaurs? Well, kinda, yeah. Only the arms are represented by the Moon. The Earth & Moon are spinning around one another and have a combined moment of inertia that has to be conserved. The Moon is constantly moving away from Earth very very slowly so something else has to trade in spin to put into the Moon's orbit. Earth is trading in spin and doing so through tidal bulges. Because the Earth spins roughly 28 times faster than the Moon goes around the Earth the tidal bulges are slightly ahead of where the Moon is in its orbit. Thus the bulges act as subtle handles to transfer Earth's spin to the Moon's orbit and the Moon's mass to apply the brakes on Earth's spin.

+A A What about the bible??

it hit aceh (north sumatra)

hahahaahaaa

I know your joking, but still very dumb.

I I you must be fun at parties

Damn big and juicy

thats dumb, youre dumb

The dam is *damn* big. I I is correct (and a blast at parties).

"Damn, that's a large dam", said Amsterdam while saying "Damn Daniel" to that damn daniel.

Yep that's literally stole from the the video

@@ishikani The first part of that joke is stole from Bill Wurtz

@@grayyarg424 yeah, yeah I know it's stolen but who copyright jokes anyway? \_(シ)_/

rocketpocket You are kind of late

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My boi lookin w i d e

Just like the video says: AND COSTA RICA, AND THE BAHAMAS

No, it just got rotated a bit

We will fix it in the next patch

far out!

I think so... Lol...

It IS now

Allen Varghese please make one that is.

Allen Varghese They aren’t useless idiot, they are very informative

They’re not pointless, they are Half As Interesting

Allen, your totally right, despite what these other twits replied, the video had some complex calculations that made almost zero significance. Anyway, whatever makes a hit, right?

They aren't pointless, they are entertaining people which is important. I certainly wouldn't do anything productive without entertainment once in a while.

Nice one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

raymonth suhardi Energies are conserved, think about where you are going to put the things that you dug up.

raymonth suhardi one day on the moon day is 27 earth days

@@Ju1cy_di4rrhea i'm just messin dudee don't take my comment seriously 😁😁

@@Ju1cy_di4rrhea sorry for my dumb commentaries XD

@@raymonthsuhardi6142 No, it was funny. These people just don't get it.

Ur weight is just 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the earths total weight. In total you would slow earth down by 0.0^10000000000000%

Go ahead and lie down somewhere and time travel all you want. Hint try the Zoo or your local dog pound.

Ok I heard the polar bear exhibits are pretty comfortable

wooooooosh

Dam trumpet boi

Dam right

Badam Tss

That was poor

The earth rotate??I believe I saw it somewhere that the Earth is flat.😂😂

@Abradolf Lincler Got ya. all earth isn't real and its all dream. Damn hallucinations

I lost braincells reading this

Yeah I'm at school for 7 minutes everyday too

Wtf

@@fahim2638apparently i suck at grammar 6 months ago, i apologize for destroying your braincell 🗿

yea and he's the unchallenged champion of ridiculous rugbyfield-comparisons, it's so epic :D and yes, it's called rugby, not football. you neither play it with the feet nor with a ball. football is the other thing, that the rest of the world plays & enjoys without annihilating the lives of our sportlers.

@@Dichtsau wrong....comment? XD

@@2020juan. i kinda knew, bit wasn't able to keep it inside... x'D

@@Dichtsau no one said rugby was football? they are seperate sports

@@keeganharris186 yea but the (as we all know, extremely undereducated) _americans_ call rugby football and football soccer.

Lol XD

You're stupid

You missed the whole point of the video dude!

USA: Canada! Canada: Hm? USA: Im gonna build a damn dam! Canada: Why? USA: Because China already build one! Canada: Ok USA: *builds an a bigger dam* Canada: Happy? USA: Yes. USA: CHINA!!!!!! China: Hm? USA: LOOK AT MY BIG DAM CHINA!!!!!!!!!! China: Wow cool dam USA USA: AMERICA COOOL!!!!!!!!! *China and Canada left the server*

Why would Trump want to break a wall when he wants to build one?

@@bandvitromaniaios1307 hes talking about the dam not border

YRN MAC oh i see that Trump is jealous :))))

@@bandvitromaniaios1307 woosh

@@bandvitromaniaios1307 Dt making it lighter

Me too lmao

Fucking drained the whole ocean

Lol

imagine if rtgame is the leader or china now

mad lad

But it also happens in a vacuum where there is no air

1.0000006 x speed

That wikipedia page

inspired by sponsors, sponsor transitions are always so damn smooth

Probably comments?

He has a link in the description to a suggestion page on his website: you can submit a subject if you want!

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