I was BORN for this!

🤣🤣 Accurate AF

Now, this looks like a job for me😂🐶

Malinois: Same!

"I was literally born for this."

My father in law had chihuahuas. He was from the south. He encouraged them to attack. He would say “go git em spark! Hehehehe. Bad to the bone! Hahahahaha!” And that little dog would come after our ankles. I was also chased multiple times by chihuahuas wandering the streets thanks to owners that think their dogs were inside or safe. Lol. At least they’re small. God help us if they were big.

Plus it's more painful, chihuahuas aim for either the ankle ball, the Achilles tendon or both.

They don’t really hurt but they sure as hell can draw blood through jeans

Chihuahuas don't mess around.

OK I have to ask...just how many times have you been attacked while working? That's a lot of stress!

What a good girl! She loved her mama.😍

what a good girl

Good girl! My pittie mix was the same. We had someone try to break in from the back door and he went absolute batshit to the point where they didn't even make it in lol. A huge baby any other time, but don't you dare threaten his house.

What a good girl. From what I have read and seen, pitties are very good with families, amongst the sweetest, but intruders like that take their lives in their hands. Very protective dogs.

Pitties used to be called Nanny dogs. She sounds like she was the best girl!

As a German shepherd owner I can confirm this

@charlieflyte Did they give the dog a treat or your dad xD?

@@laffi lol 😂

German shepherd sniffs preworkout "THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR!"

i got a king german sheperd so you would think he would be a killer but hes a real sweetheart. (before we owned him he was a police dog AND a theropy doggo

They're wolves minus the fear.

In the name of God Emperor. There is no time for peace!

@@DirtCheapFU RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

@@DirtCheapFU *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!*

Which is funny, cuz they are.

I used to have a dobie named gonzo. He was so sweet but also a ticking bomb when someone crossed him

Just bought a dobie puppy of my own about three months ago. The next ten years are gonna be bomb, if the stories I've heard are all true. So sorry for the loss of your doberbutt. 💔 They're such good dogs.

**100th like**

Friend of mine had a trained service dog Doberman, also attack trained. Guy was in a wheelchair. One time my ex boyfriend was trying to get me to get back together, and no way that was going to happen. He slapped me (oh ok, NOW I want to get back together, idiot). And that Doberman was suddenly right there, barking at him. Not sure where she was in the house but she knew who the aggressor was. She didn't bite him, But maybe that's part of the training.

@@fructosecornsyrup5759 that’s the only breed I’ll get. They are so loyal and understand energies. Respect them and be strict towards (in a training way not a mean way) them and they will respect you. Dobermans love guidance. But they love pets even more haha

😂 u THINK she's useless!

Mine would have done the same. But then one of two things would have happened; he would have brought his toy to them so they could play or he would have growled, they would have seen he had no K-9 teeth and would have continued to rob me. He was used as a bait dog in a fighting ring before being rescued. they ground his K-9s down to the gum.

@@sar_e_bear Poor baby 😢

they aren't the most friendliest towards intruders, it's just your individual dog yk.

That's you who think she's useless😂 Bet if you started screaming or an intruder attacked you, she would not be useless. I saw a lot of these situations where the calmest doggo ever attacks an intruder when it sees danger!

My brother's shepherd/rottie mix thought it was her sacred duty to protect us and the house. Everything from baby robins to garbage trucks was on her radar. It could be annoying, but at least she kept Jehovah's Witnesses and door-to-door salesmen away.

Accurate. German shepherds have absolutely no chill with unbidden guests.

That one got me, too--100% spot on with my last boy, lol.

There's no in between with them. They're either shaking like jello or ready to cut someone. That's it.

OMG Knox and Cori, both sound like my soon to be ex boyfriend. I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣

True absolute insane demons if their human is threatened. Unstoppable machines. Their size is an asset. FAH😁😆😅🤣😂

As a former chihuahua owner, if she was outside and saw a bear, she would throw her 0.2 oz self at it. But a cat her size looks at her and she cowers and hides. If anything gets within a foot of her hiding location. You are doomed.

Yeah but they're completely useless against anyone that's not a sissy, just punt it into orbit and that's that

Just being helpful.

goldies would 100% stop a robber, roll on their back and distract the guy or smother them with kisses

@@vanillaicecream2385 We always thought so of our goldie too... Then once a stranger intended to enter our yard to get a package and I heard a scary low-pitch-I-will-rip-you-to-pieces barking from our fluff of a goldie calmly advancing on him. I was so surprised! (And happy our packages and house were very secure :) )

My golden wasn't a guard dog, he was a welcoming party.

From my experience with my ex's Golden Retriever, they are good at defending and rescuing humans, but not at defending territory

Yeah 😂

As a golden retriever or as a golden retriever owner 😂

Your pfp is one not you itself

@@darshan.b685yea, my golden lab mix is a gentle giant at 130lb kindest dog I ever had or have known in 37 years. I came in with a mask on and he didn’t recognize me something clicked and he started growling and moving towards me. Needless to say I took off the mask and received happy licks not sure what would have happened otherwise probably would’ve smelled and not bitten not that they have a strong bite. Still it’s a lot how they are raised and with all my dogs if I hear a noise we investigate with purpose he knew what to do.

@@bunnythatsabouttokilluWELL NO FUCKING SHIT

Huggable home security; that's what you've got~🥰

I love how the Belgian doesn't even bother to talk. He just starts spin kicking right away!😂😂😂

So accurate 😂😂😂

They are either like a fat cop who if forced to chase you is going to destroy you, or they're right behind you in the shadows...waiting. My Rottie would let someone in the house, wait until they shut the door and got further in, then get them. He's a lazy bastard otherwise. Lol

very true🤣

Yep. I helped my sister run a medical marijuana farm in Oregon. Thieves were common during harvest time, so we had to have a lot of security cameras and also had 3 rotties. Someone still managed to steal about $10k worth of bud, somehow. It was a very odd feeling calling the cops to help us find our weed. Anyway, a utility worker hopped the fence one night to fix a cable or something, apparently not seeing all the warning signs about our dogs, and he nearly crapped his pants. Our Rottweilers didn't really bark much, they just chased him down and cornered him. We heard him screaming for help. He didn't get hurt or anything, but those dogs are intimidating as hell, especially when they're silent like that.

🤣🤣🤣

If the owner wanted a guard dog then he shouldn't have picked a Golden Retriever, that breed is for companionship, not guarding stuff.

I have a golden and he loves everyone. The golden I had before this one, now he would at the very least bark aggressively and not be friendly to a stranger on his territory. No one ever snuck up on me in all the years I had him.

My parents have a mini goldendoodle. We do not trust him to guard the house.

They gave the dog a biscuit!

Yeah, Golden Retrievers are just too friendly to be guards in my experience, you definitely want another dog to at least clue in the Retriver to not be friendly to the intruder.

Rocky is a badass.

Good boy

That's my Rocky!

But was Rocky’s tail doing the butt-wiggle? C’mon - important details!

I love when ppl share stories that show how accurate these videos are.😊

I currently have one and he’s too much of a dumbass to understand what’s happening

I have a gsd boxer mix and if he knows you, he is really ultra friendly and goofy like a boxer, but if he doesn't, shit is going down.

My boxer is about to turn two and is a wild little thing and always into stuff.

I'd agree to a point. My boxer will alert me of someone before they would even get to the door. Only time he "woo woo'd" was to tell me someone was approaching or if he had to pee. I can confirm how they listen to everything you say and chill most of the day lol

I think you would of been surprised if someone broke in. I use to have a friend who had a boxer and she was very chill however she bit two people. I always thought they must of been absolutely horrible people because she came and sat next to me when I first met her and expected to be petted on.

It absolutely left me in tears it was so funny😭

Reminds me of the sirens from Silent Hill kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rMpje5BkyJbLeIU.html

Jesus is real, he is coming very soon, he appeared to me and took me to hell. I saw impaled bodies and people being tortured. Please go to Maria and say the rosary and pray for abused animals Jesus and Mary saved me from my homophobic family

I have a European Dobie 105 lbs, this video is accurate...he loves standing completely still while engaging in direct eye contact...also the coat on the European is different it basically dissapears into the night...More than one time when im walking the yard at night (pitch black) ive gotten spooked and all i can see are flashes of darkness...very scary if you dont know them

@@rexrockefella4586 I'm planning on raising dobies on my farm for personal protection for my family members. They are singular in attachment usually and very attentive to their owners (staring is them studying you). I'll have a pack of central asian shepherds as livestock guardians too. Since you can't usually take alabais in public, so dobies it is.

U mean Cerberus?

Oh Dobermanns are scary lol but I want one

Since they aren't popular anymore I think the breed has gotten a lot better. All the ones I've seen now have stable temperaments much better than all the poorly bred GSD'S out there

I had a dobermann and a German shepherd..both are very dangerous to strangers but very sweet to us

true..mine is a gentleman, but the looks though, people just see him and thier souls leave their body instantly

So terribly sorry for your loss. Wishing you a little healing each passing day ❤️

May she rest well, and in peace. And to you a brave stranger, heal well. my heart goes out to you.

)please accept my deepest condolences for your losses.

I'm so sorry for your loss. I can't imagine how hard that is for you. Prayers for comfort and healing!

I agree on the Chow. They don't tolerate intruders (sometimes not even strangers) and they are WAY faster than people think. I find they also tend to cut out the barking portion of the experience and go straight for the attack. My neighbor had one that killed any living creature that touched the ground in his backyard. Very cool breed, but not to be trifled with.

Yeah I was a bit surprised at that segment

Mine is .01% cuddle bunny but when I get it 💙

Caucasian shepherd is the same, except it will proceed to maul the robber

@@fistinyourface7053 yup they'll eat up the robber. Love them dogs....looks more like a wolf and bear mix tbh

Lol yeah we had a German shepherd and ANYONE who would enter our house whose scent she didn't remember would be chased out of the house and to a GOOD distance and she would come back leisurely as if she didn't do anything 😂

Mine would never hurt a soul she would just walk up like ✨pEt mE ✨

He's giving you a chance to survive.

Yes mine does that! It's like he's thinking "will I bark?....hmm yes I will bark" and by bark of course I mean some weird yodel thing

They're winding up for the scream

Husky: MOM! DAD! THERE'S A ROBBER IN THE HOUSE!

That stare was spot on, but any Husky I ever had would have proceeded with "you want to rob this house? Ok, cool. Sounds like fun, let me help you"

My mom owns a pug, at the slightest sign of anything being off she goes wild and will not shut up until her tiny little lungs and nonexistent nose can no longer handle it.

And frugs (pug/French bulldog, my grandma has one)

He nailed the husky soul stare and their war cry

pugs are always asleep though😅😅

Opposite for my husky, just wrote a comment. All Sky does is sleep all day and in 5yrs had her heard her bark 5 times total. She is 100% broken and not the norm for huskys lol. I was fully prepared for active dog and likes sound of own voice but got the complete opposite 🤣

😂😂😂

This story reminds me of our family cat when I was a child. She only liked my brother, and would lurk under the stairs to attack people coming through the front door.

@@furlizard My grandma had a cat like that! They had a coffee table with a little shelf for magazines,and the cat would stretch out there and take swipes at anyone he didn't like!

Spite can be a powerful motivator.I've known a few humans like that.

Chihuahuas are cats in the wrong body and spend their entire lives pissed off about it.

I know that menacing low growl. My last dog did that when a drunk neighbour tried to come into my house uninvited. It came complete with a stiff wag of the tail and hackles raised along her entire back. She scared me, never mind him! Never seen a dog in that mode, before! She was the most beautiful mutt ever! Brains of the Border Collie, sweet nature of the Lab, and I can only assume that some of that attitude came from the Black and Tan Coonhound!

They might not be a guard dog breed, but you can bet that no one will mess with you if you have a pit bull.

I have two pitties. Most people just have to look at them and that's enough. Then we all climb on to the bed and cuddle.

Your poor dog probably just wanted to say hi and get some pets 😂 there are a ton of people in my neighborhood in Toronto with really sweet bullies, I always have to go around them when I'm out walking and the owners are like "no they're friendly!" And I'm like yeah I know YOURS is nice but my goblin chihuahua mix WILL start some shit.

100% accurate....:) owner of Amstaff here:)

@@suchnothing I was a nurse for a kid whose grandmother had a Bichon Frise. I saw that tiny dog try to attack a Rottie that was walking on a leash with their owner. The Rottie just did the head tilt look of "What the hell?"

2 normal stereotypes but not my Chihuahua. She isn't that shy nor is she that much of a yapper. She is actually kind to others except when she dont like them, but that aint often. She is special in that way. The licking is a bit much tho.

My deer head chihuahua a trip. She barks like a maniac at the doorbell, people walking past the window but then loves people that come in the door. If she doesn't like you, you have some seriously bad mojo going on.

Haha, all of your chihuahuas sound amazing. Thanks for sharing!

If she likes you, my Chihuahua will sniff you and sit on your lap where she'll stay until SHE'S good and ready to move. If she doesn't like you, she will run after you, growling and barking. She got no teeth, but she will snap at you

I've always wanted a chihuahua, got one and she loves absolutely everyone. If a robber comes, she's gonna cuddle him. :D

They say laughter is medicine for the soul and I think they were referring to the laughter from dog videos cuz they simply pick you up if you're feeling down 😊

@@MsMuffin917 They definitely do 🥰

​@@MsMuffin917You got that right.

I’m sorry for your loss.

@@jojostwin2492 Hey, it's the twin of Jojo! What's up, mate? I appreciate the condolences. My grandmother's husky was great and lived a long life. Truth be told, I'm glad she lived for such a time, and her death was really just old age at that point. She went peacefully and is in a better place, so I can't be too upset about it.

Mi Husky would just stay lying on the floor staring at the person won’t even make a noise

my husky would act as if she knew the robber her whole life

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ldh3nKx5t8CZmI0.html .

I could actually hear the German Shepherd growl in that.

I felt it the same…

Like "nigga i was bred for this shit!"

I snorted when I heard that, my German shepherd is exactly like that

Can confirm. I loved my sheppy so much but my god the aggression was insane. My friend’s parents insisted he be locked in a cage when they visited after he interpreted our game of tag as them attacking us. :/ Kids, adults, other animals, squeaky things, bouncy things, anything that moved, anything that didn’t move. It was all a threat to his people and it had to die.

@PickleDoge7 They were the ones who found her body

That's messed up.. Bruh..

Rip cat❤️♥️❤️♥️

My GSD was like that too. When it comes to family they are a "fuck around, find out" kind of breed

My dog’s weird he’s only like this at night. During the day he is super passive and skittish but at night he tries to fight everyone and is basically fearless.

That's exactly what his LOUD howling is trying to convey. At least he works as a proximity alarm 😂

Beagles are SUPER friendly, probably the most friendly breed of all dogs. They love people, very forgiving, and, well, they're natural people-pleasers.

Terrible guard dogs....but make great alarms hahaha

Same here! Beagles forever My beagle, he loves people :)

@@Aknight292 oooh yes! They are very loud, they howl at everything, they like anyone, they will just stand there and watch you die. But they are great to have

My family had Chihuahuas for 12 years. Yup.

The smaller the dog the bigger the FIGHTE!!! 💓

Yea, he ded

Would the robber actually run though? I mean sure, chihuahuas act like psychopaths but honestly what real damage could they do?

How to count chihuahuas: One. Two. A million.

"a one hundred" lol 80iq clown

Lmao why though, can somebody explain that joke to me?

@@cutecatsara123 Samoys are Very Talkative(TM) and Very Loud(TM)

One of my favorite breeds! They’re just awesome all the way around! To me they’re the perfect dog. Don’t even care about the shedding.

@@cutecatsara123 Samoyeds are probably one of the friendliest dogs you’ll meet, love to play games, and howls. I had one for about 17 years. Also, when I used to deliver, I’d get so happy when I’d see one. They either ignore you or they’re happy to see you to for about 5 seconds and then happily moves on because you’re not their owner. 😂

I was just going to point out that no-one had mentioned them! I think it's accurate, too, although I've never had one. A neighbour did, when I was growing up. She invited my parents and I over to watch a Christmas special on her colour TV (we didn't have one yet, that's how long ago this was!). We couldn't understand why she carried a can of air freshener with her everywhere. Didn't take long to find out!!!! Cute dogs, but, oh my!

@@user-fe7mg5ot9z I know, they S T I N K

I didn't get the Samoyed one. Please explain?

I dunno how else to put it other than to say that every Samoyed I’ve ever come across can be so focused on one thing that they don’t notice/give a shit about what’s going on around them. Grant it…I live in Texas and haven’t come across too many since it is so hot here.

@@littlemisstink921 Granted* not Grant it or granite. Common spelling error. Samoyeds just bark to bark I swear, probably what it is too.

@@MrCageCat I'm not able to edit Brooke's comment 😉

Do boxers allow burglars in ?

My Aunt and Uncle were robbed twice when their golden retriever was home alone. They got a sweet but huge German Shepherd. Never happened again.

Yeah goldens a great dogs. Goldens are terrible dogs. Both of these sentences are true in very different ways lol

@@stellashepherd3229 so you got German shepherd then what happened to golden retriever.

@@andysfitness he was poisoned 💀

@@ggmann13 if you get a golden to defend against intruders you should be sent back to kindergarten to be re- schooled.

this^ my grandad had a German Shepherd as a guard dog and i swear this motherfucker's moto was "if someone looks at me funny imma start biting people"

This. I still have a scar in my leg. As a child i accidently walked over his tail. 0/10 experience

Or an ex-military/police dog

@@LHWK_RHC Or both

Yeah, know a friend who owns one, she is a normal one but shes still a little paranoid, shes like a librarian wielding an LMG next to her, gentle, as long as you are gentle too

Oh yeah where did it send you to?

@@charlesg7926 Like he said it sent him to

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ldh3nKx5t8CZmI0.html.

@@charlesg7926 outerspace.

@@user-ji1rz8cg6p underrated comment

so... not much protection then

I believe you. We had one growing up during the Crack epidemic. Nobody went near our house.

You make me want to get a German sheperd

@@frenchgirl5878 They're lovely. Need a lot of training and discipline, but lovely

My dog is breed of mongrel and husky, so he screams and attacks perfectly.

Huskies are literally sirens

My husky isn’t very vocal, a few woos, mainly when he meets new people, he loves everyone. Sometimes that makes me sad that he’s quiet but sometimes I’m bloody glad lol

@Noirium ..eh? Could you speak up, please?.. I SAID... ugh, nm.

​​@@TheTutu1000: this is my bork-bork, he is a Husky, his name is _____. 😃: hello, _____, good dog. 🐶: woo.

"...Why didn't you bring me treeeeEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATS-" ~The Husky, dramaqueen of the canine world.

Lol. My Dad's German shephard could sniff out a smack head/chavv and would go for them bolting out the door to the gate. I went a year without seeing him and he welcomed me in with no one home. Very good dogs. Thieves hate German shephard.

Good girl she deserves a good treat

@LambGoneBad the best 👌

Can i have my severed arm back?

@@bruh8545 no, it must have been delicious

Lmao

uhm- 911 whats ur emergency me: i found a robber 911: UHM MAAM WHERE EXACTLY IS THE ROBBER? me: u-uh o-on the i-internet on yo-youtube-

Why are you a debt collector?

@@TheMrExemplar 🤣 the only legal robbers along with health insurance companies.

Actually this video would be a thief, a robbery and a theft are different things

that's not a siren - that's the sound of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, LOLOLOLOL

Can’t stop laughing

Pretty accurate for Malamutes too! xD

I have three huskies and when they all howl at the same time, you can hear them for quite a distance even from inside the house. It's said a Huskies howl can be heard as far as 10 mi away.

“Heheh. Wrong house.” -chihuahua

Samoyeds are just giant cute peaceful friendly fluffy clouds 😆😂 But wow, if a samoyed growls at someone then you know something is really bad

My god speaking of samoyed, my great-grandma who lives in Shenzhen (somewhere in china) had like 7-8 of them as puppies including the mum and dad. It was 2011 and I was 8. My family and I stayed overnight at my great-grandma’s house as it was Chinese New Year or smt. During midnight my sister and I slept in the same room and we got woken up by the barking of dogs. It lasted for a while but we ignored it as we thought meh, probably a squirrel or smt. The next day when we got up all of the Samoyeds were gone. Literally all of them. My great-grandma cried and I’ve never ever seen her crying like this before. So we checked the CCTV two men broke into the yard and gave the dogs something to eat, probably rat poison. they then took them away and put them in some black plastic bags. The police then assumed (worst scenario) that those two men stole the dogs and sell them for meat and confirmed that the men gave something similar to rat poisons to the dogs. I was in shocked until now as there was no laws for protecting these poor animals. Not sure but I hope there is laws to ensure the rights for animals to be treated nicely 😢 I want to raise awareness that people are still illegally eating animals, and especially for those who steals people’s beloved for money

Samoyed isn't right at all. They'd probably just greet the robber and expect to be patted (crying if ignored). Oddly enough my Sammy didn't like the gas meter reader. Not sure if too many cat smells or he was casing houses to rob later.

Is samoyed and spitz same? Cause in the picture, it looks like spitz

@@joe9434 Samoyedes are considerably bigger and generally more "independent"

Note to self: Get a malinois so I can have an awesome sparring partner

@@thewatcherinthecloud You can find surplus military and police ones sometimes.

@@thewatcherinthecloud Listen, they'd enjoy it.

German shepherds and Belgian malinois are highly trained private security guards protecting their homes and VIP’s. Chihuahuas are serial killers who get their kicks from inflicting pain.

Hey. If you were the smallest natural breed, you’d be psychotic too. 😂

🤣

Chihuahua’s are absolute psychopaths. I am fairly good at understanding the mental state of dogs but I can never understand what goes through the minds of those little devils. Well you could say that 9/10 times a chihuahua will bite you without any warning if you are a stranger and approach them unlike big dogs who still more or less maintain a distance and will give you warning.

@@prasenjitbhattacharjee9767 it’s why I want a Chihuahua. They’re demons and I find that hilarious Not saying I don’t love my dogs I have rn tho, they’re big and loveable

I have two Chihuahuas ať home And they dont really bite. They bite if you provoke them like putting your fingers into their mouthes repeatedly but then th y lick where they bit you. Also one of them barks like crazy around other dogs And the other doesnt bark ať all.

Same with my dog He’s not a chihuahua, just a small dog, but I’ve felt an actual bite from him, it hurts like hell and his barking is insanely loud

🤣🤣now THAT'S what i call karma .. well done dogos🐕 🤣🤣

All 3 dogs including the chihauhau did their jobs! I hope they all got extra treats and pettings that night!!

🤩 WoOoOow

Pits are the fckin best! Mine was a mommas girl, until her dad got home from a few months at work then it was all about daddy! She knew when he was gone that she needed to be on alert. She would not let me answer the door without her in front of me, she even had the pizza guy terrified of her and she was never mean to him, she growled at him once but she saw he posed no threat..he eventually learned to stick the pizza next to the opening in the door and shed be like "FOOOOD!", he still would beg me to not let her out 😂 poor guy. She saved me plenty times. Even my husband's dumb friend learned. My husband had friends over one day, I wasn't feeling well, so I was laying on the couch watching TV. Alexis knew I was sick and she eas glued to me. She was laid across my legs on the couch when my hubs friend walked up to me, smacked me on the knee, and yelled "WASSUUPP!" , it scared me cuz I was into the movie , so I hollered a little. Alexis flew off thst couch and latched onto his arm. He was freakin out, I was like well you idiot you are my PITBULL laying across me and decide to come slap me, she thought you were hurting me, I ain't fussing her for that, she did her job, you just stupid. He started greeting Alexis first when he came to the house so she could sense he wasn't a danger 😂 and now that she knew he was scared of her, she fcked with him 😂it was so funny. My girl crossed Rainbow Bridge in August at 15 years old. She'll always be the best girl in the world to me ❤😊

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That's so fuckin true

Labrador: you get me the food from the top shelf you can take whatever you want dude.

GR as well

@@lilskipper4683 that's too accurate

Don't get it twisted though; they WILL defend if necessary. My 1st dog as a grownup was a black Lab, which I raised from a puppy. It was just the 2 of us. One time a friend came from out of town to go to another friend's wedding. I got home from the wedding 1st & went to bed. Suddenly my dog started barking his head off, and stood right in the front hallway. I was pretty sure it was my friend (I had given her the key), and I grabbed his collar & started trying to soothe him. As the doorknob turned, I felt him straining against me, still barking his head off, until he saw it was my friend, and she also started talking to him. If it hadn't been her, I don't know what he would've done, but he was NOT playing. He slept outside the guest bedroom the entire night.

Me too 🤣🤣🤣

Me three

The healthiest side of internet are animal videos

@@mathmagic9137 me five

Me six

"Furry folding tables' lmfao

Ahaha

They are definitely one of the most shy breeds. Along with Dalmatians.

Mine was excellent at just snoozing though anything

accurate description of grayhounds xD Furry folding tables

accurate comment

I completely agree.

I got one for 13 years...if they could jump higher , they would bite off any intruder face. 😂

@@Neurhex During a home invasion I am 100% sure my pomeranian would do more damage to the intruder than the Aussie. Sure, her bites won't reach past their shins, but at least she will actually try to bite,them.

@@ivorynk752 yep , our small monsters 😂

That's why the thief ran off before the chow even saw it. A chow chewed up my brothers face when we were younger. Luckily he was ok

This is true they are truly beautiful dogs but man they don't take shit from no one lol

What's there to estimate? He'd probably CHOW down the burglar... like a burger! Hahaha... a Burglar Burger, lol!

If you pull up to a chow’s house and he doesn’t recognize you, your casket WILL need to be closed.

My mom had a Chow and he held the robber hostage for 3 days until she got back from a weekend trip.

Oh I thought you meant there gamers you disapointed me now

@@crazy_jongen6288 mine is a gamer

@@crazy_jongen6288 nope. They’re just stubborn and super focused. Lmao

adopt dont shop chump

@@midgethobbit5243 um I agree? I don’t understand what that has to do with my comment….

They’re sort of the “no one fears them for what they’ll do, but most fear them for what the CAN do

Man, sounds like that neighborhood SUCKS. Glad you had the dobermans.

@@Zarmdthecoolest Lucky, I have since moved out

Where was this where your neighborhood was a calm gta lobby? And the cops didn’t seem to do much of anything based on what you’re saying

@@jackakakreanxx5587 It was in a pretty sketchy neighborhood, and afterward they sent a police patrols every week

A robber, who broke in, tried to sue you when a dog attacked them...bruh what?

Our malinois 'are the same! To us they're the sweetest creatures but absolutely don't entertain anyone new coming into the house , if someone does they team up and try to corner the person by attacking and barking from 2 directions

@@clayxros576 laws are different from country to country. Where I come from, we had a man sued by a robber who fell and broke his ankle while climbing through house's window. The legal claim was that the owner kept the slopes slippery on purpose, thus creating a health hazard for whomever. Mostly for robbers ofc.

Mine must be psychotic because mine would do a fur missile launch and cause a yeetus deletus, and then run around with the arm in its mouth while wagging its tail 🤣🤣

@@clayxros576 corpses can’t sue

I think the thing with dobies is their statuesque tension. Even when they're happy, they're tense and INtense.

When they have a target for real though that tension is very different.

Dobie owner here and let me tell you - I’ve seen my puppy “stance up”, and it is intimidating. The only time I’ve ever seen it was when a dude I didn’t know got real close on a deserted trail. Boba, who like his namesake is both sweet and squishy, stanced up like he was going to commend that guy’s soul to Jesus. Dude backed up so fast I didn’t even have time to tell him not to come close. I’ve never seen a full-grown dobie stance up, but suffice it to say I’m glad I’m on the right end of the leash!

@@cloverazar5315 Or you could think of the namesake as being the most dangerous bounty hunter out there.

@@JnEricsonx another excellent namesake, yep, and the thought did occur. I love a name with multiple meanings!

More like KILL

Fila Brasileiro: you're gone as soon as your toe hits the property.

My Danes are the same one woooof and then it's action time lol

Sooo accurate...

@@sarahc8862 Don't mess with a Great Dane. They're friendly and cute until its go time, then you find out why they were used for hunting and protection.

OMG that's hilarious!! 🤣🤣

That's creepy

60 likes and no replys? lol

@@floppa3005 And? What's your point?

@@momcatx2 huh?

Floppa Floppa

@@juliaalvarez537 :)

Yeah, Labs are big doofs until they decide there's a reason not to be. My childhood neighbors had a Lab mix, and she was an actual head-empty angel puppy unless you were wearing polyester or threatening her humans. The polyester part we figured out early (probably some pre-rescue trauma involving someone in a cheap uniform), but she didn't share the second part of herself until she was about 15 and a big GSD went after us on a walk. She slipped out of her collar and leash and flung herself at the other dog like she'd been shot out of a cannon. She drove the GSD across the street and cornered her opponent on a porch before anyone could run outside to see what the roaring noises were about. Labs are doofs until they choose violence.

Agreed! Had a lab rottie mix. Looked like a lab with extra muscle and height. Sweetest family dog ever! Until she thought one of us was threatened. Than she was just a large black blurr with teeth. Her growl was the scariest thing ever! Had a guy try to cut through our backyard while she was sunning on the deck and we were in the front yard. The guy went white as a ghost when she tore down the stairs after him! He managed to flip himself over the gate JUST before she hit it full force. She’d routinely break boards when she’d do that.

@@onbearfeet I'm sorry but the mental image of a lab chasing down a gsd is too funny!

My aunt had a big black Lab who was the sweetest,most loving dog;I absolutely adored her.She loved people...but one day this strange man wandered the neighborhood and came to my aunt's home and just stood there,peering through the window and tapping at the door,staring.Shadow went into full-on protection mode,barks that sounded like they were coming from the earth beneath the house,through her whole body.Hair on end all down her back,teeth bared,practically frothing at the mouth.None of us,my aunt included,had ever seen her react that way to anyone,and she didn't let up until the police were called and the guy took off.She would have eaten that creepy weirdo,but my aunt didn't want to put her at risk by turning her loose(this dog nearly got swept out to sea trying to retrieve a fishing bobber in deep water because she thought my uncle had dropped it.We thought she was a goner but she had heart and determination in vast quantities.And courage)

I LOVE this comment on so many levels

Legendary bravary

Not all heros wear underwear. Some have fur.

What a sweet baby. ❤🐶

*venomous

My Doberman is the same way. He’s always on edge and protective when meeting new people, or being introduced to new animals, but eventually he understands that they’re not a threat. However, in the comfort of his family, he is the sweetest, goofiest boy.

Thank you for the amusing story, I choked on my own throat laughing

That sounds like my Newfoundland! He didn't tolerate an foolishness, ,,,from anyone. Loved the part where the bear moved t Guatemala!!!

weird coincidence, but i also have a black labrador called Jasper

Brown Lab named Jasper lol

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