Beagle. God made them the cutest puppies because he knew what ratscallions they grow up to be. 😂❤❤

Yup!

I always maintained my Beagles would bay like crazy, then help find the good stuff if any robber fed them. Foodies to the end. ♥️ My Doberman? Perfect portrayal.

Mine howl like crazy as the delivery drivers pull up and walk up the drive, but as they get close their tails are wagging and they are whining for attention!!

Even to a half beagle/half anything else.

Dobies were originally part rottie, which makes this even funnier

My Dobie is fine with others if we’re at home and welcome the person. But without us, well … they belong to the world’s fastest breeds.

Haha, not my Rottie tgat, he'd growl like heck😂

@@kaynine1834 yes ours would let you in the house all friendly BUT look out if you tried to leave!!!! LOL love it 😀

Slow *NO*

So freaking realistic 😂

So true!!! I had a Yorkie that would take the toys, the beds, and anything else of my other pets (a cat and a Shi Tzu) like it was sanctioned by a Higher Authority!! She gave no F's!!

I mean I'm pretty sure that's how they mark their territory,since it has their smell on em.

First few week: oh god, what if I walk wrong and they hate me? After a few months: *pissing on floor while making direct eye contact* Haha, sucker

Haha this made my day

Yorkies are 99% sass

😂😂😂😂😂

Funny thing is why this comment only got 2 comments

3rd reply before this blows up; it will, eventually...

@@kalleousvoncheez 4th reply. Very true…

The meter reader, delivery driver, and cable guy used to ask my mom to put her Doberman inside before they’d step foot on the property.

Oh thanks I didn't hear when he said it

I scared the crap outta my cat busting out laughing to that one! 😂😂😂

Not how Rottweilers will actually act as a owner if two of them EDIT I KNOW SOME ROTTIES LIKE MINE NAMED DUCKY ARE LIKE THAT BUT AND MY ONE THAT DIED LAST YEAR BUT THER EARE OTHERS THAT ARE MEAN WIRHOIT PROPER TRAINING DUCKY:IS A RESCUE

@@KingsRJEI have known a lot of them to be scared of people without their owner nearby.

​@@kittiemarie1235Our small town kept having houses broken into until my friends weren't home one evening but out with their kids and somebody tried to get into their house and they came home to their door shut with blood all over the outside, inside of the wall, inside of the door and on the floor. They found that guy at the ER. They had a big male rottweiler. When they got home he was sitting there looking a mix of proud and afraid he'd be in trouble.

Our Rottweilers are afraid of our cats 🤣🤣

My condolences

Sorry to hear. I don’t know if it was more of a nurture reason, but my grandparents Rottweiler was very protective of their house and people didn’t dare go near. I’m not sure if it ever attacked anyone but it’s definitely didn’t go running back to mom.

My Rottweiler is a small one and he sometimes thinks he is 10 feet tall and bulletproof that is into my Border Collies go after him.

@@evelynvongizycki1017 Mine was very protective. he wanted to protect us. I dont think he ever attacked anyone, of course if anything weird happened we would never risk the dog.

My brother and SIL had 2 beagles and a beagle mix for years. One time, I pulled up and parked across the street from their house. All quiet until I opened the car door. I swear they smelled me as soon as I opened that door, and the whole house erupted into brays. They didn't care that a car had pulled up, they didn't care that it parked...they knew their auntie was there as soon as I opened the door!

Adorable 🤣

Brave baby!

Being brave isn't being immune to fear, it is being ready to brave the danger even while scared.

"Mom! Help me!" 😂

Kinda weird the way you talk about your dog like it's a human.

😂😂😂 facts

And that includes your own ass too😂

Doberman don't play.

I have such fond memories of three full size adult dobermans I met on my hikes in Cali. I was allowed to go on their huge property and call out for them. They'd come from hither be and yon and we're just the most endearing beings. Oh man👍❤️

Legend has it that mailman's remains have never been found.

I loved how the actor even had his hair in a Yorkie Ponytail!!

😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂truth

Ikr

Show this video to him,and tell me what he says.

@@vmafarah9473 my Border Collese is a little rusty, but I believe she said "Mahm! That nice man made me a movie star! Does he have treats? Can he get treats and bring them back? Tell him I like blueberries!" But I could be wrong - she has a strong Aussie Shepherd accent that makes it a little tricky to translate.

And the beagle wasn’t?

@@samuraireid he retrieved the package regardless tho

@@lyssao.8308 but no treats makes a sad beagle

Mine would probably bite your ankles and shins if you trespassed into my yard.

@@haniapopowska8966 same

I have 3,all females,they would definitely not react this way 🤣

That's my caucasian shepherd, 170 pounds of pure muscle bred to kill bears and wolves but if another dog so much as barks at her she literally "hides" behind my legs. She's such a big baby.

as a rottie owner this video was so accurate :'D

as a rottie owner...I completely disagree lol! Unless you're holding pizza lol

Never owned or interacted with a Rottie and growing up, I always thought they were the scariest looking dogs (always more afraid of them than pitbulls) but Im learning theyre usually great family dogs 😂 goes to show never judge on looks

@@LaTasha2224 well no two dogs are the same, maybe i got lucky with the rotties ive been around since they have always been really sweet

​@@gemmagemma-wx2bshehehe no I've had one and he almost killed the electrician cuz he went near moti ( moti was my dog's name which translates to pearl.. unfortunately he died in 2017... the same year as my grandfather😢😭)

My beagle makes sure to bark so loud that the mailman usually just throws the parcel 😂

Ｉ＇ｍ ａ ｂｅａｇｌｅ

Same here 😂

Oh they SO are!! 😊 My parents LOVED Rotweillers (and Dachsunds😁) and their Rotties were big softies that terrified everyone just by their mere presence while the cute little munchikins Dachsunds were the actual guards of the house and the ones to fear.

my rottie once got so excited to see me she peed. she just wants to cuddle and sleep

@mgmtheok just once? Lol my Rotti thinks she's a lap dog and loves cuddles and hates confrontation haha

Rotties are the best

lol😅😅

🤣🤣

Funny

Small dog syndrome lol. Actually the small dogs are the yappiest and the most vicious I found. The bigger dogs (except for some) are usually big amiable boofheads.

​@@1toshi32My little boy definitely has small dog syndrome. He likes to pick fights with large and small dogs, but then comes running to me for help when he gets scared. He's a funny little lad.

Maybe he used to work as a vet or a dog groomer

bro knows them too well

His mom owns a dog walking business.

These are the stereotypes

@@camilaribeiras6311 And the stereotypes get to be stereotypes *for a reason.*

Rottweilers are like Android 16, then?

But they every now and again something flips their switch and look out!

It seems you got a broken rottie because my will give you a warning bark if you don't stop they dey go for the kill.

@@indura5267 Exactly lol

I met 1 that was the opposite! 😢 He lived next door, & claimed my back yard as his. Since fences weren't allowed, he didn't have any reason not to. 😮 I wasn't able to use it.

Yeah, I have a yorkie and he thinks he “owns” everything including another dog

@@MikaelaCano-pq1zo please explain the last part more that's so cuteee 😩

⁠@@MollyLara-bq9cscute? Peeing on another dog? 😂😂😂😂

@@sephora.sketches " thinks he owns" idk it was kinda cute

@MollyLara-bq9cs He like peed on another dog and from that day he like protected it thinking he owned the dog

😅

Omg that's both adorable and hilarious 😂😂😂

That’s hilarious!!! 😆😂🤣🤣🤣

We had a golden retriever puppy once that went NUTS when we carried him out to meet our horses. Barked like a ferocious dog, then we get back and my sister (who was holding him) took off her layers (was cold) to find that he’d peed a full bladder all over her! He was actually afraid! 😆🤣

They can be so sweet😂

😂😂😂😂

Singing it at top of its lungs!

Baroooooooooooo

to the tune of "Rock me Amadeus"

Exactly e

I once was going to work through a small park and dude was walking there with his Doberman, dog was without a leash and was HUGE. I walked but was thinking to take longer route but to avoid this huge dog. I am 181cm and this dog on it's 4 was nearly like me

What a coincidence, I used to own both😢

My Yorkie didn’t pee on anything, but she owned everything & just let us live here to serve her. 😂

Free comedy show

Lmfao 😂

I would get up early every morning to watch this madness.

I will be there. Every morning with my coffee and something sweet: So, what’s on the program today? I will try to guess every breed he is portraying and later check the reel if I was right. 😊

😂😂😂

Exactly!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😄 yes

My staffie does that to dogs she hasn't seen before

💀

But the border collie looked so shady help😂

I mean, he’s got a point

I have a mix of a Yorker and Chihuahua💀

@@user-jr2ig1gf5wi have a yorkie daschhound 😂

​@@user-jr2ig1gf5wdamn bro

😂

Are you sure? I feel like he wasn’t loud enough😅

@@methos-ey9nf that’s why it’s not 300%

Plus the pink t-shirt....

Ikrr

😂 👍🏻

Just missing the barks when he moves the car 😂

I got bit by a Yorkshire the other day delivering mail. The owner said it's ok he doesn't bite and blooming bite me

Thank you for your service 😂

Yep thanks for service man is the best and just over all great

Uh huh ok. Sure your a letter carrier. Prove it. Whats your ID, phone number, Social security number, address, usual route, and name?

Even the rottweiler one?🤔

For sure! 😂 I had a neighbor that had a Yorkie. Whenever met my Shithtzu there was a 2 minutes property exchange between them. Plants, rocks, car tires... Always rushing on that property afraid that the price will go up and they will miss out

The topknot on the yorkie killed me, its too good

@@MrDeathBunny It had me dying too 😂

Same but my i mixed wit a podolel so she is a yorkie po and her name is lola (aka bola) : )

Sane😂

The best dogs are always the ones that we love and miss the most.

I am so sorry for your lost and I know it's hard to lose a pet I lost my baby it was a cat

I had a Pit/Lab mix and my youngest daughter and my youngest son teethed on her ears and tail and she protected ALL 5 of my kids like the world depended on it. She was the sweetest dog in the world. Everyone was scared of her too but they didn't know just how sweet she truly was. I miss her so much. 😔

We found a pittie on the side of the road. Took her in. My dad was like, no that’s a pitbull. Then my mom showed him where she was laying. All four of us kids were laying with her cuddles up. We played all of that. My dad sighed and was like fine. Then her owner found out we found her. Took her back. We then found out he was abusing her. Hit her with a shovel. Messed up shit. She ran away again.y dad refused to give her back. The owner was like whatever and he left. She was like a mom to me. Every night she would take me to bed. Waited until I fell asleep then she wondered the house making sure everything was okay. I would spend hours just playing with her. We played dress up and all kind of stuff. My mom made sure she wasn’t aggressive. You could play with her ears nose mouth even little 4 year old me had grabbed her tail. She didn’t growl. She became protective of me. No one would mess with me. She was an angel. We were losing our house and moving in with my aunt in a different state. She wouldn’t let us bring our dogs. Maggie growled at the shelter we had to giver up to. Someone got too close to me. She was instantly put down. We found out when the papers were signed. We realized we just signed for her to die. To this day I’m still hear broken. I’m 21. We had her until I was five. But oddly enough I remember playing with her. It’s faint but I do.

​@@ollieishere4122 I am so sorry to hear about her ending. Please know that you gave her the best life she had. It is horrible how people believe that once a dog bites someone and draws blood that they need to be out down. It is sad when the dog is just protecting someone, like you when you were young, and the same thing applies. And before anyone gets their panties in a twist over my comment about them drawing blood and needing to be put down, it isn't true. I did something, upset my dog and caused him to lash out at me aggressively. I am very sure he had the taste of my blood. It was my fault. Yes, he did bite and caused me to bleed. Probably should have gotten stitches. I have the scars to prove it happened. I also have the dog to prove that they aren't vicious from the taste of blood. The most vicious thing he does, is beat us up with his tail because he is super happy. Some dogs do need to be put down, yes. But they should go through evaluation first to see if it is really the temperament of the dog, or it was something that happened due to something out of the dog's control and they were protecting themselves or someone else. Again, sorry for the loss of that furbaby. At least they aren't suffering in pain. It isn't right what happened.

Bro acted like a weeping angel

Perfectly! Jauncydev is amazing this way!!!

Mine too

I have a border collie too their the best sweetest dogs ever❤❤

Ours likes to bark after the door bell rings then after tertifying the postal worker she goes out for a stroke 😅

Hey my golden retriever does that anytime he is excited he needs to grab a toy and does a mixture of a growl and a whine

Bruh one time my family was eating lunch when we see our dog playing with the corpse if a fly

neighbour had one called pepper she was super sweet but also had springs for legs the side fences were a bit lower than the front for all the housed on the street so she would jump 6 fences in a row and pop out in a side street to go for a wander clearing 5.11ft walls like she was stepping over a curb

Поверь, наш так себя не вёл. Зашел на территории дома посториний, и играет song doom eternal

@@user-gd5tk8hg1j huh

My friend had a "dangerous" Rottweiler that would roll over for belly rubs as soon as you said his name 🤣

@@TrailHaunter Relatable.

My Rottweiler almost bit a lady’s arm off one time lmfao

We’ll I have three they don’t pee on your car they pee on you as soon as you pick them up

Fr

​@@H_L_V_Rmarking their territory 💀

LMAO😂

😂

I only know one Rottweiler, her name is Angel is she is one of the sweetest dogs you’ll ever meet. Her name fits her perfectly and she the reason I would love to get a Rottweiler one day.

i went to a dog park to see some dogs a few days ago, and one of them was a rottweiler. i know what youre saying is true, but he scared me to death.

Lol

especially when the sneaky Border Collie is out on evening walkie

Omg me too!😂

Entertaining I would think.

I would get the chips and dip out if i saw him messing with his camera equipment :P

Mine passed 2 years ago, she would let out the deepest, most guttural barks...from the safety of her crate 😂

peed on the car?? lol

​@@danielleking262 every single one in the whole ass village. They have an odd obsession

The scrunchie is 👌

My ex girlfriend when I was in hs had a 5 lb yorkie and on a date we were in at her place with her dad we were watching a movie together and the yorkie named diesel heard a truck pull in my girls drive way and it was a fed ex or Amazon I can’t remember and the dog was inside the house and casuially barked 3 times and then walked out and decided to take a #2 on the ups or Amazons tires.

The Yorkie is scary accurate

For me it was when he peed on the car and said it’s mine now bitch! 😂 I have a yorkie and he’s a little jerk!

Yeeeeeaah

When I had a dobie-rott, she loved the UPS driver since we introduced her. She literally followed the driver and was at each stop begging a scritch and treat. Finally he came to the front door and stated "umm... is this your dog?" (Note she was sitting by him with a rottie smile)

Hey thats not scary

@@robertflippin9112 It’s not very scary to read about,but it’s very nerve-racking when you have a towel over your head trying to dry your hair and realize your 200lb dog doesn’t recognize you and is trying to break his chain so he can unleash his wrath on you But then when you take the towel off he stands frozen in his place realizing what he’d done and quickly covers it up with the classic Rottie smile

Yeah, once a rotty ran at me from nowhere, his owner chasing him, looking terrified, I just bent down and pet the happy puppy and walked off. The owner looked at me like I was crazy lol

Nubby tail? :( sad to hear about the docking..

😂

131 likes and no comments!? Lemme fix that!

I have a yorkie, and he always pees on car tires, so true 😂

​@@sophia-gz6xe😅😊yes

Bro he really claimed the car😂

Me too

Your wife gave birth to a border collie?

yeah they walk so slowly trying to be invisible when they know they shouldn't do something XD

Humans popping out doggies now! Oh god😭

Honestly my collie would do the same for a second and then strut over with tail and butt wiggling with excitement.

My dad was a career mailman (35 years). The only time he was bitten by a dog? Dachshund. Snuck up behind him and bit him on the ankle (I know this sounds like fiction/an old joke, but true).

@@melissastewart9842 sounds like something a chihuahua would do

@@Wagthanother breed did the bite, but you’re still hating on chihuahuas?

IN the floor??

@@Drud Yessir

A little confused but he had the right spirit lol

Mine used to wag her tail and welcome everyone onto the property. She always got so excited when strangers came to the home.

Nope, not in our case. My border collie is a serious alpha male dog, who won't let anyone step into our yard. He'll be barking right in their face. He's really fearless. Yet with me, inside the house he's following me everywhere, laying down asking for belly rubs and constantly keeps smiling lol

@@MideaMusic haha that’s so cute! My dog will “protect” us from other dogs and ppl who walk by our house if she Disney know them but she’s gonna die soon so rip little one🥺

​@@MideaMusicmine too. She's also an aussie so maybe that's the difference with mine. She tries to eat the mailman every time he delivers mail 😂 through the window, of course.