How I Pwned a Kid's Birthday Party

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Coney tells an old tale where he snipes a Brawl tournament and finds out it's a kid's birthday party.
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@gwabes7001 3 жыл бұрын

Coney seems like the kind of guy to monetize a time he pwned a kid at his birthday party

@CONEYZZ 3 жыл бұрын

$200 WASNT ENOUGH

@EllieMiller510 3 жыл бұрын

@@CONEYZZ what did you spend the 600 bucks on

@cg5380 3 жыл бұрын

@@EllieMiller510 definitely spent it all on wavebirds

@EllieMiller510 3 жыл бұрын

@@cg5380 definitely

@Mythol-OG Жыл бұрын

@@cg5380 what's wavebirds?

@thegoodthebadthequiky 3 жыл бұрын

“All the children are now ELIMINATED from the tournament.” Why is this such a fearsome and powerful statement?

@Moneymancer 3 жыл бұрын

Fatality. CONEY wins. Flawless victory

@nuke9915 3 жыл бұрын

coney has achieved victory over the children. his plan is almost complete.

@derpybreads2212 3 жыл бұрын

AS THEY SHOULD BE!

@bobroctopus2210 2 жыл бұрын

After watching squid game, this quote is even more terrifying

@mrgreenboy644 2 жыл бұрын

"Coney, there's too many adult players! What are we going to do?" Coney: *summons Dedede's hammer*

@i_guess_so 3 жыл бұрын

Funny how a kids birthday party pays more than a official Nintendo event

@AshenDemon 2 жыл бұрын

DAAAAAAAMMMMN

@angryii5411 3 жыл бұрын

Every single one of these kids has told this story to their therapist.

@EllieMiller510 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if any of them are watching this video

@DoMorrMusic 2 ай бұрын

@@EllieMiller510the kids or the therapist?

@gabrielabrera9966 3 жыл бұрын

Please tell me he has more stories like this!

@CONEYZZ 3 жыл бұрын

Many more and very soon :)

@carsondubs 3 жыл бұрын

Get ratioed by accident

@kuntamosby4669 3 жыл бұрын

@@CONEYZZ YESSSSSSSS

@ALLHA1LSHAD0W 3 жыл бұрын

@@CONEYZZ win

@moneyball492 2 жыл бұрын

@@carsondubs L

@WiiCON-49000 3 жыл бұрын

Viewers: Tell us a story Uncle Coney! Coney: I got just the thing.

@fromundaman 2 жыл бұрын

Haha I love this story.. That part about how brawl players tournament sniped is so spot on. This is how I ended up having a 12 man house tournament with M2K and Lain haha.

@DoMorrMusic Жыл бұрын

You can’t just end the story there

@tomaspalma5168 Жыл бұрын

Please tell us more.

@fromundaman Жыл бұрын

I mean there isn't much more to it. They swept the competition, a 12 man bracket ran late because Lain went to smoke before what could have been any major's grands happened. M2K won, as was often the case in Brawl. Then for a while after the event only M2K and Lain were left so since the event was in my living room I just kind of third wheeled a rotation and got my ass beat for hours.

@illford6921 Жыл бұрын

@@fromundaman nightmare blunt rotation

@DoATreFlip 3 жыл бұрын

Coney sounds like Gilbert Godfreid when he gets upset

@LtCdrXander 3 жыл бұрын

TRUE!!!

@jojak0512 2 жыл бұрын

holy shit he does

@EllieMiller510 3 жыл бұрын

I think I’ve heard coney mention this story offhandedly before, glad I could get the entire lore

@zaedis5629 3 жыл бұрын

I just want to know why some guy posted his childs birthday party tournament on smash boards and put $200 on it

@darkn04 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe his kid wanted to see competitive smashers? Or maybe he wanted a *”real”* tournament for his birthday. Not sure why there was $200 on it tho.

@CM-tv2bu 2 жыл бұрын

@@darkn04 might draw a few decent players out? 200$ isn't that much money to a lot of people and maybe they wanted to see some good smash lmao

@marrodc 3 жыл бұрын

The parents of the birthday kid were fucking loaded. Imagine dropping $200 for the winner of the Smash bros tournament at your kid's party. Like, even if their kid won, they still would've given $200 to their kid, which is $199 more than what a kid needs.

@GavN2319 3 жыл бұрын

I think the parents must of wanted somebody like coney to win or why would they even post it on smash boards. Although I can't imagine why they'd want some dude to win

@wealthforthecommoners3146 3 жыл бұрын

for my smash birthday the winner got a mii gunner amiibo and a hug

@jameswashere187 3 жыл бұрын

Why does a kid need exactly 1 dollar

@mrbrendan13579 3 жыл бұрын

@@GavN2319 they definitely had no idea what the smash bro competitive scene actually looked like which is why they brought wireless controllers and played free for all. I bet they thought some local kids would show up to have fun but instead they got a 24 y/o adult who drove 2 hours to win some money

@Ed-1749 3 жыл бұрын

@@jameswashere187 to buy a gumball. set for life.

@tangaps 3 жыл бұрын

I thought there was going to be a Hero's Journey arc where he seems like he's about to lose since that's classic good storytelling but it makes it all the more funny for Coney to just talk about how he just wins casual locals and goes home feeling competitive

@StabilizeYT 3 жыл бұрын

This is unironically so well done, I was laughing the entire time. Coney commits hard and is so underrated it should be a crime

@eyebrowse 3 жыл бұрын

my face genuinely lit up when i saw the notification. it's content day everybody!!!

@EllieMiller510 3 жыл бұрын

It’s a wonderful content day once again

@bwheeler9299 3 жыл бұрын

Coney content babyyyy!

@noah52_ 3 жыл бұрын

fellas, do you wanna see some content?

@Patukah1879 2 жыл бұрын

not only did you win $400, you also got to ruin a kids birthday party? THAT'S A DREAM COME TRUE

@Rogueofmv 3 жыл бұрын

Hold the phone, I've actually been to the game store in the background at 12:57. That's Game Over in Bellevue, WA. I visited them when I was on an impromptu vacation out of town last year due to wildfires in my area. Great place, I got my copy of Double Dash from there

@icymiles 2 жыл бұрын

that;s crazy

@izmizzle 3 жыл бұрын

coney's high energy voice reminds me of Gottfried

@KongQuest95 3 жыл бұрын

This is easily one of the best videos on this channel which is saying A LOT

@Grgrqr 3 жыл бұрын

I pwned this kid’s birthday party, and I’m proud of it!

@darkknightgamer123 3 жыл бұрын

Watching this live on Twitch was incredible

@warioware3odst 3 жыл бұрын

STREAMER absolutely EVISCERATES every single SOUL at a CHILDS BIRTHDAY PARTY D:

@carsondubs 3 жыл бұрын

Therapist: Coney-Jerma isn't real, he can't hurt you Coney-Jerma: 10:21

@Robospy1 4 ай бұрын

Rats, rats, we are the rats, celebrating yet another birthday bash

@squeakymeow Жыл бұрын

I know I've watched this video, like, 10 times already but I always smile at the part where coney goes "Boom, boom, boom boom, boom"

@TheKnicks2012 2 жыл бұрын

Just want to comment that you’re an incredible story teller Coney. Not just this video but majority of your stories or content is just super well explained, has emphasis, pauses, and engaging. I hope to be a story teller and speaker like you.

@films54321 3 жыл бұрын

I can't describe the joy this story gave me unironically, I love this video so much

@helloliahi 3 жыл бұрын

the driving effect got me, truly some gran turismo level maneuvers right there

@ProStealthy 3 жыл бұрын

The production quality of this film was incredible. 10/10

@etabit6907 3 жыл бұрын

You should tell more stories like this on KZfaq. Will getting raided while playing Ocarina followed by the "Where did she go?" incident make the cut?

@Regis_Philbin 3 жыл бұрын

I was so sure you were gonna lose the last match that shit got me hype.

@charlottearanea7507 2 жыл бұрын

How the fuck did this children's birthday party find its way onto Smashboards, is my only question

@DJ-pj6gr 3 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see more stories like this with the powerpoint!

@Rinin. 3 жыл бұрын

I'm still wondering who the Caesar player was lol

@JohnBosson 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe Neo?

@irkandcrew 3 жыл бұрын

Nairo

@justsatellite7859 3 жыл бұрын

Probably Tantalus. He's the only MD/VA King Dedede Brawl player I can think of from back then who's named after a historical figure

@ONLY_RR7 3 жыл бұрын

@@irkandcrew It’s not Nairo, he was a MK main

@irkandcrew 3 жыл бұрын

@@ONLY_RR7 What was the name of the MetaK main?

@coffeefm8442 3 жыл бұрын

I just love the effort you put for the story. Your way of speaking and presentation really elevated the viewing experience 👏

@RedYoshi90 3 жыл бұрын

This fills the semi animated scar and toph show hole in my heart thank you coney.

@protonjones54 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness this Caesar guy is going to have nightmares about coney for many years to come

@hezitation4868 3 жыл бұрын

His commentary some how made me hyped for a png recreation of his match

@treescompany3462 3 жыл бұрын

Idk if it was you or Alpharad who pioneered the Photoshop storytelling but you're both geniuses for running with it

@JestinJester 2 жыл бұрын

I love this video so much. All the work put into the OBS scenes and such. I’m honestly upset that this only has near 50K. I hope stream enjoyed it. I know I did. I know this is a sorta old video, but I loved this. Keep up the awesome work.

@JestinJester 2 жыл бұрын

Is this OBS or Photoshop? I was wrong yeah it’s photoshop XD

@halfbakedplays6726 3 жыл бұрын

This is my second time hearing this story and my second time dying from laughter

@thegreenmario056 3 жыл бұрын

Editing was spot on. Literally laughed at every frame of movement. Good story!!

@kitkat1851 3 жыл бұрын

I cant get over how interesting his content is I love the variety of random shit he just does/talks about

@howdyfriends7950 2 жыл бұрын

i adore when you get excited and the gilbert gottfried voice comes out (the guy who played the parrot from aladdin, and the dentist from fairly odd parents)

@beta5017 3 жыл бұрын

i honestly never laughed so hard, this is so god damn fun coney

@Hugelag 2 жыл бұрын

I lost it the second I heard Gangplank Galleon. You are a master of storytelling.

@Sinister_sage27 3 жыл бұрын

More stories like these please this was funny as hell enjoyed the whole video.

@ErrorMessage 2 жыл бұрын

I love when he animates stories like this. Golden comedy.

@beeplesneep 3 жыл бұрын

Didn’t include the picture of him in the anime shirt, smh

@vittoriol9560 3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate the amount of prep you put into the visual aids

@TheBomberman122 2 жыл бұрын

I used to work for game x change, most chill job I've ever had. Also I love that when Coney revealed how old the girl and her bf were, they were only 4 years younger lmao. I thought they were going to be like 15-16 years old not 20

@kyleflournoy7730 3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to say that since julius caesar had the month of July named after him, I think the dude in question was actually junebug

@jetfantastic 3 жыл бұрын

I don't think June ever played D3. He was a Lucario main in Brawl.

@kyleflournoy7730 3 жыл бұрын

@@jetfantastic there could be a time where he played d3 before he was well known. That's the only thing that makes sense to me, with the clues provided

@jetfantastic 3 жыл бұрын

@@kyleflournoy7730 June was always better than coney on PR, he's historically been a consistently good player and when either of them were on PR June was above Coney, especially in 2014 when this took place.

@ExperienceRush 2 жыл бұрын

I'm just wanting to know who julius was too

@nightvolt9572 Жыл бұрын

@@ExperienceRush it a guy named omega tyrant

@Jaycan 3 жыл бұрын

This was excellent! More like this would be incredible

@hamzahkhan4067 3 жыл бұрын

This was beautiful storytelling. We need more of this.

@Volt790 3 жыл бұрын

"This was where we hung out before Twitter. It was a better time" & like

@kyleflournoy7730 3 жыл бұрын

Oh man that was incredible. Brawl is just a different time, man.... It really was just the wild west out there back then. I got a few of my own stories just like this

@wealthforthecommoners3146 3 жыл бұрын

tell them bro

@affrything 2 жыл бұрын

lets hear em

@AIRFGC 3 жыл бұрын

gotta boost the algorithm for this banger also hilarious knowing the hijinks Smashers of the past have gone through with these rulesets and jank tournaments

@clydefroge9316 3 жыл бұрын

That was some of the best story telling I've seen in ages

@richpichu1272 3 жыл бұрын

Coney is of a select few that can make content like this enjoyable all through out

@flytomoon6095 2 жыл бұрын

Coney's stories are the best! I'm really looking forward for more of your stories Coney!

@Crazy56U Жыл бұрын

8:45 Anakin after Order 66 is completed

@paynemoschillo5470 2 жыл бұрын

These videos are some of the funniest things ever. The editing is priceless and the comedy is golden.

@brunobuccharati2424 3 жыл бұрын

Coney is such an excellent role model

@hasanalharaz7454 2 жыл бұрын

14:50 why is she talkin shit if her boyfriend plays this game 4 years ain’t that much of a gap

@ToonNick 3 жыл бұрын

Truly beautiful story, great narration and visuals

@MysticGameStudios 2 жыл бұрын

Greatest vid I've seen from you so far, keep it up man!

@trainerred8486 3 жыл бұрын

nice story ive watched this like 4 times this week cant wait for more stories and love the content

@HAWXGaming1 3 жыл бұрын

What an amazing video. Please do more like this Coney love hearing about your past!

@lillierose3958 3 жыл бұрын

I joined at the very end of the stream and I’m so happy I get to hear the full story

@satan-kun8974 2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t find your channel till recently but I’m loving the videos

@seanathan1 3 жыл бұрын

The thumbnail gives me insane 2008 KZfaq vibes

@goldenspiral6008 29 күн бұрын

My favourite content in the fgc is stuff like this. Just funny stories that make you want to play games and go out to meet people of the community to have your own fun stories and a great time as well.

@followagma2167 2 жыл бұрын

You are too entertaining. Love your content. I don't even smash lately but I've been watching you still. :]

@smithclone 2 жыл бұрын

I sniped a tournament at a game lounge right next to a alamo draft house once too. The cash prize had suddenly changed into a gift card for the store. I bought store play hour vouchers or whatever then sold them to the people there. Lol.

@yort7002 3 жыл бұрын

Truly a heros tale. Loved the character development

@blitzzx2349 3 жыл бұрын

this is the single most entertaining video ive seen about smash in forever LOL

@Elvenwind 3 жыл бұрын

this is one of the best stories you've told

@chefdunsparce4254 2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of when I signed up for a tournament at a library (I'm a highschool junior at the time) and when I get there it's all middle schoolers who play Kirby and my little brother, who also entered Ez dubs Prize was like a book or something so I didn't feel guilty

@Sammechu 3 жыл бұрын

this was one of the most entertaining stories of my entire life

@SoundsOfSushi 3 жыл бұрын

The delivery of this story is pure gold!

@NateHatak 3 жыл бұрын

Man this was hilarious! Great story and telling Coney! Hope there will be more

@luansomething380 3 жыл бұрын

This was the best thing I've watched all week.

@sebastianajir6876 3 жыл бұрын

This is the most hype that pwning children has ever been, truly a glorious story

@ZeroEffort 3 жыл бұрын

That was actually really fun to watch.

@whisker163 3 жыл бұрын

This is probably one of the best videos i've ever seen

@scottphillips227 3 жыл бұрын

best story time yet - uncle coney please share another

@hideokojima9090 3 жыл бұрын

Great work Coney, keep it up.

@LeftBootT 2 жыл бұрын

Part of me cant stop watching the chat in the background, some real clever shit Coney

@patrickwerner4723 3 жыл бұрын

I’m glad you told this story

@Penguno45 2 жыл бұрын

The hero we needed, also definitely deserved

@metricleader8243 2 жыл бұрын

Coney be like: But to me it was Tuesday.

@Rowe4900candymachine 2 жыл бұрын

What kind of psychopath puts their son's birthday tournament on smash boards advertised as a normal tournament?

@kalecraft8906 3 жыл бұрын

That was a great story Coney. I enjoyed your youtube video program

@lsmewtwovods6989 3 жыл бұрын

The style on this gives me big Majin Obama vibes, I wanna hear more of Coney's smash stories

@RitaMcCloud 2 жыл бұрын

You truly are beyond good and evil! hahahaha i've listened to two of your stories so far and dude they ahve made my entire day infinitely better! high five!