Gotta adopt them all

Lol

well he does make them battle..

And they end up catching the bullet lop

JOIN THE DARK SIDE! DO IT!

Her name is Talia al Ghul by the way.

@@MrHouse-yy5gx Selina also hid their child once.

Batman: All of you are those very same Psychos!

Maybe?

Bro there mother are said psychos

HAHAHAHAH THIS MADE ME BREAK

Lmaooooo

Pandaredd

What guy?

@thepandaredd

Bruce: ALFRED ALL OF MY BIOLOGICAL CHILDREN WERE MADE WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE OR Consent!

@@Edward_Nebiolo “sir Remember to wear protection”

Damian: what are you two talking about father?

@@lunakingsley.7247 alfred Shoots Damian with a Tranq gun

@@russman2034 well that's one way to not tell a child about the birds and the bees. Not that anything bad would happen. Also Damian snores softly while his phone rings.

How many kids do Wayne and Talia have again?

@@natek4488 one in the main DC continuity

"Yes."

For a man as smart as Bruce is, it’s crazy he doesn’t use protection

One But If You Count Damian's Clones lots.

Yes

Well honestly the got the coolest Babysitter then. ;)

Yes

Alfred is a badass

Yes:)

Lmaoooo

I mean, considering they're mostly adopted children: Alfred - "Master Bruce, how many times do I tell you not to put a pen in your utility belt?" Bruce - "Aww, but I always might..." Alfred - "We DON'T have infinite capacity for food storage." Bruce, reaches down, takes out a pen from his utility belt - "Fine!"

Lol

did he really say that ? i cant remember where exactly, but surely heard that one

Bruce:never?

League of Robins

@Star battle 2099 - Especially since we've learned just last year in *Teen Titans: Rebirth* that Heretic, the Damian clone on steroids who killed Damian himself, and that we thought had later been killed by Talia, was actually still alive. One of my most memorable face reveals when his helmet comes off => comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/5/59300/3333494-0469843477-batma.jpg (I was so disappointed in the movie *"Batman: Bad Blood"* when they gave him a grown-up face, he was so much creepier as a baby face on a gigantic body) Heretic kept operating under the name "The Other" (aka the Br-Other), after killing the original masked crime lord who first used this name; yeah, it's a bit confusing. After the Damian clone killed the Other and took his place, he was for a time a Red Hood & Teen Titans rogue; he created a criminal empire, and let going up against his brother for his own, actually pretty original, reasons. I won't spoil _everything_ in case some of you want to read it, it's a pretty good arc of an excellent TT run. Well, sometimes excellent, sometimes infuriating but the good outweighs the bad by far IMHO.

@@randallflagg3700 And I Liked Heretic's Outfit in the Comic Better He looks cooler in white. And Creepier although i understood why Talia "killed" Him he just killed her son And Heretic Disobeyed Her Orders.

Cant say I dont blame Bruce bangibg talia to Make an army..

@@trainerredcharizard7982 so, you just excused her raping bruce to have an army of physoclogically unstable spycho assasins. okay

Alfred:*Hides adoption Papers while Whistling Innocently.

Lol

@@superlionlewis5522 lol

😂

Oh damn

What About Ibn?

@@jeshonloonskin4176 he got a relationship with his niece

@@darklordmaguire207 who's niece?

I will say that though Damien can be a little s**t now and then, I would say him and Terry ended up with better lives as the biological offsprings of Batman/Bruce Wayne.

@@vicentserrano9268 his own niece, Dick is his adoptive brother and Ibn just married his daughter

@@TheironkageGG (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

He's an orphan He has alot of children Yep I dont know how to reply to that you win

If Green Arrow can do it then Batman can do it too

@@HELLO_KORO you too deserve to be happy (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

Yes so he can have infinite Robins

@warwik Xio Pre-crisis, Damian didn't exist I swear

@warwik Xio , Damian Wayne outside of the main DC continuity in the New 52 and Rebirth never existed in the comics because the video that you just saw never showed any examples of Damian Wayne existing Pre-52 and Pre-Rebirth Era of comics, so yes Damian Wayne has always been a child of Bruce’s that existed because Talia Al Ghul raped Bruce Wayne.

if talia and Bruce's genders were reversed I bet the internet would go crazy over this

@warwik Xio I can only think of his adopted sons pre-crisis

Doesnt DC nowdays say that talia Used some accient aphrodiasia on batman? Still DC dont seen to wanna say the "r" Word now.well IF THE VICTIM IS A MAN

Bruce: Alfred I need a list of everyone I've slept with as Bruce Wayne and Batman! Alfred: Cronololgicaly, Alphabetical, or by number of times? Ligit all the Robins and Batgirls at the meeting: Batman: Surprise me.

alfred : 200 hundred thousand units with a million more on the way

Batman: are we talking biology or through adoption?

Damian never actually call him dad he says father

to be honest i think is better to leave them dead, to do thw world and themselves a huge favor so that way they dont have to be raised by a literal aprentice of satan herself.

I know

Batman: For the love of the great ghost, WHY IS YOUR WOMB A DEATH TRAP

@@treeckomain5327 why else other than she’s an assassin

@Darin Morris ik this is 3 weeks old but I didn’t see anybody else say this and this is the internet, everything people say is not always gonna be original lol, God bless you bro

@Darin Morris I feel you bro, no hard feelings

@Darin Morris yeah, I like to take the friendlier approach to things, btw I subbed to you

@Darin Morris lol

Agreed!

She first needs to endure her time in prison,Ace will not be forgotten til 3 years!

too bad the writers hate seen Bruce happy with his family having a healthy and caring family bond.

yea Injustice batman dosent have a robin anymore Dick is dead, Jason is MIA ,Tim is trapped, and Damian is full pshyco so Athanasia could definitely fill that void

@@lawsharland7278 actually Tim was killed by general zod in front of Bruce and others heroes

And yet Duke was still forgotten so that's 1 of 2 of the unacknowledged adopted Wayne kids

@@GV-MP AT least he's acknowledged as his son in Wayne Family Adventures

I mean it's fine. Right?

@@schecidnavarrete3036 as long as you don't think about the fact when she says grandpa she means your his dad which is so weird😣

@@schecidnavarrete3036 no it’s not. When people say stuff like that they make it seem as if adopted kids are less of family when it’s not true. It’s his niece blood or not, it’s just as wrong.

I mean Technically and legally yes, mortally very bad idea. Medically no chance of inbreeding so just don't.

Oh dear!

Arkham be like "Who other than Catwoman has slept with Batman?" And all the hands go up

Quiete Martial Arts child(Cass Cain) Nightlight Child(Duke Thomas)

Um..... Vengful child? (Helena Wayne)

@Star battle 2099 when did Duke ever have an uncle

@Star battle 2099 in Batman and the Signal they were setting up this thing where he was special and his dad was alive but his comic got canceled and his character didn't get much popularity so the story kinda got canned.

You know that the might be a universe where Batman addresses them like this since, you know, infinite universes

Wait is this real? I guess I should not be surprised considering all the stuff that happens in the comics

@@darthrevan5976 Star Robin is very real

Too bad its underrated as fuck.

@@HRGAMES-rw7yd Kevin Conroy even said it was his favorite Batman movie

@@madambutterfly1997 seriously? When?

@@HRGAMES-rw7yd look up Kevin Conroy interview

@@HRGAMES-rw7yd and people would appreciate that movie more if they heard that Kevin Conroy praises it

Damian: i can give them cuts to scare them with the sword no problem, I can simply kill them with my bare hands… Bruce: *sighs* this is gonna be difficult.

Batman: "Damian what do you have?!" Damian: "A SWORD!" Batman: "NO!!!"

Batman: Robin no killing! Damian: Fine! *Removes sword from thugs throat and cuts his arm off instead*

Agree, I’m still confused on why he was even surprised when Damian killed someone. He trained in the LOA himself so he knows exactly how the league trains someone especially if Ra’s or Talia take special interest in that person plus I’m pretty sure Damian’s 10 years in the league was longer than the time Bruce trained in the LOA at least I think it is. It really should’ve made Bruce empathize more with Damian, also I know Bruce didn’t know Damian well when they first met but like I mean whether it was consensually or rape I’d be incredibly pissed off if my ex lover popped back into my life years later on revealing that not only did we have a kid together, but that she abused said kid and made him into a fucking murderer-I’d be LIVID! Even if Damian wasn’t my son it’d still make my blood boil to find out how much abuse this child went through. Just like in the comics, in the movies Bruce was so emotionless when Damian told him the time the league forced him to climb a mountain with a broken wrist and he succeeded because like it was either that or starve or freeze to death, but like Batman at least show a little anger at finding out how abused your son was treated over the years even if you don’t know him

That's actually a really great video idea. I think the general Tumblr consensus is that they probably don't get paid and anyone who is/was a Robin and whose parents aren't alive or evil are allowed to just live in the manor. People like Barbara Gordon probably live with Jimbo and someone like Kate Kane lives somewhere else in Gotham because she's an adult. There's a Batgirl comic that says Dick and Tim get allowances but she doesn't so yikes. As for occupation, in Rebirth, as far as I know, Nightwing did counseling until getting shot and then he became a cabbie, and then when he got his memories back he now lives off of Alfred's inheritance in an apartment somewhere in Gotham. Red Hood, last we saw him lives in an apartment which is essentially Gotham's "hood" probably committing tax evasion. Babs is working in city council and I think also runs her own clean energy business and also lives alone in an apartment at least that's what happened in Batgirl Rebirth. Damian either lives at home or in Titans Tower. Duke and Cass probably live at the manor and the rest who knows. What happens when they fail Batman? I don't know they probably get yelled at. Actually, Wayne Manor got repossessed by the Government following the events of the Joker War and Bruce had to move out to, get what, an apartment in the city. So I guess if you lived in the Manor you're screwed

I think in Robin year 1 when things got too dangerous for Dick Bruce put him off crime fighting. If I recall the same thing happened to Jason. I know it doesn't really answer what happens if someone fails Bruce but it gives us an idea

They nest in the trees outside his window until he let’s them back in the house

@@ashtraysonsundays4274 Tim used to live with his parents an dthen after his dad died and Bruce told him and Cassandra to leave gotham after War games they both moved to their own apartments in Bludhaven, during new 52 Tim lived with the Teen Titans and during Rebirth he had an apartment with Stephanie Brown (her girlfriend) who during the New 52 used to live with Harper Row (Bluebird) and her brother in an apartment. During rebirth and the New 52 I think Cassandra had her own apartment but she was usually either at Harper´s, Steph´s or in some sort of Theater

I know he doesn't do it but the thought of Batman just beating the dog shit out of Batgirl if she fails to catch a bad guy is hilarious to me.

Or sometimes both

That sounds wrong on so many levels

Terry McGinnis and Helena Wayne were always my most favorite biological children of Batman.

Tbh it does really take him a fucking long time for him to come back with a new upload

He took in and adopted more then that though that was females over the years

@@lloydlandrum3040 oh yeah, i also forgot about Stephenie brown and Carrie Kelly as well.

And Terry's brother.

@@AzathothXy I'll add that or needlemouse added that to the list lol

@@aaronbood1999 Stephanie Brown wasn't adopted by Bruce her moms still alive

Ha!

Underrated commend

That video would last until the heatdeath of the Universe.

There's a lot of hints that could lead us to Batman being insane, and to be honest that theory is not far fetched at all. This video really sums it up kzfaq.info/get/bejne/f9eJo9tjl8i3p30.html

That's what the secret side cave is for. It's just full of Robin graves. Why do you think he took Jason off the street? Jason Todd Dies the government doesn't lose track of an orphan and start snooping into why all of Bruce Wayne's kids keep dieing

Alfred: Your Son. Bruce: I need details! Height? Weight? Are they a Robin? Is there mother evil? Did I adopt theme? Have I ever met then?

Really?

@@christianbryan6961 yeah

And did you that was a Joker's moms sister

I think more a training center with on the job experience(. Worning could possibly di do to on the job training )

I agree with you that I wished that in the next DC reboot for those costumes at 6:35 to being made in the DC Omniverse.

She is his honey pot

Shazam: I'm 10 years old and my name is Billy. Batman: Excuse me a second... ALFRED CALL THE GUY!

Bat son

@@ezycuttychiken4378 I know but old enough to do something

Jason Todd is my most favorite adopted child of Batman, but my most favorite biological children of Batman are Terry McGinnis and Helena Wayne.

Batman: Selina before we get serious you need to see something. Selina: Ok... Dick: Anyone know why Bruce called us all here? Tim: Nope. Jason: 5 minutes and I'm leaving. Babs: It must be important if he pulled us all Patrol. Damian: Here he is now. Alfred: The Cookies are done. Bruce: Kids, Selina. Selina, Kids.

With the numbers you gave, it'll make 18 years at most ( 12 + 3 + 3 = 18 ), so he would be around 38, he's not that old, even if we say damian has been a robin, for lets say 5 years ( likely less cuz he doesnt seem to have aged much more than that ), It'll be 23 years so he'll be around 43, it's old but not that old for an average man but for a crime fighter who has to fight every night it's old but not enough to make him retire, he's batman, and It'll take many years until he decides to pass on the role, like we can see it in batman beyond he'll be quite old when Terry will finally becomes the next batman, maybe around 60 i guess, so bat daddy will mostly continue beating bat guys ass for another 30 years before retiring.

Forget about the one year mourning, so he should be around 43.

Wait Batman has another kid.

@@monicalewis7572 yeah! he has a TON. Alina is definitely one of the lesser known. i can’t remember which comic she’s in, but she’s definitely his kid!

He can't if he keeps getting drugged and getting his dna stolen

Damn ur name 💀

Well Needlemouse wanted Kevin Conroy to voice Batman

@@arkhamtony3775 Yeah to be honest I'm surprised they didn't get Kevin Conroy

@@donte0310 You know I wanted Roger Craig Smith to voice Batman

@@arkhamtony3775 Yeah he's probably my second favourite batman voice actor

I mean he moved into the manor in that one web comic they have

I agree I want Athanasia to be in the main continuity, I want her and Dami to be twins (maybe Talia and them have this sort of thing where they try to guess or assume which of the two of them is the older twin, and Talia only leaves hints that say Damian is the older twin but then leaves hints that Athanasia is the older twin. Like a fun little game between the 3 one of the few normal things they had in the League (similar to how in Injustice the Batfamily have this tradition where they try to guess Alfred’s birthday and do a party on I think it was a different day every year as a tradition, but Bruce figured out the day and found his birth certificate but kept it a secret to keep the tradition up), also Dami and Athanasia would be close growing up (Athanasia isn’t violent beyond fighting cause she didn’t die as a baby and wasn’t resurrected), but Athanasia didn’t accompany Damian to Gotham idk maybe because she never found herself developing an interest in Bruce, Batman, and that side of their family’s legacy, plus she didn’t want to leave Mara all alone (maybe in this ver. Dami still scars Mara, but he didn’t throw the knife back at her with the intent to scar her, he just assumed that she would dodge it and taunted her because Ra’s was in their presence and never really apologized for it (until he gets redemption with the Batfamily and they see each other again) cause he didn’t know how too. Damian and Mara’s relationship was violent like in the comics but Dami didn’t openly cherish his relationship with Mara because he didn’t realize he saw a sister in Mara until Cassandra and Stephanie showed him what a sister was truly like-Athanasia always felt less like a sister to him and more like his 2nd half and him Athanasia’s 2nd half).

Tallant was always the child of Batman’s that was in KingdomCome, and Damian Wayne didn’t exist in the comics until the New 52/Rebirth Era of comics whenever Talia Al Ghul raped Bruce Wayne.