How my boyfriend CHEATED with another Asian girl

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This is part of my full special, 'Picture This' which you can watch here:
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00:00 - 00:29 Intro - I hate Vivid
00:30 - 02 :16 Meeting Alex
02:17 - 03:34 He has yellow fever
03:35 - 05:11 The other woman
05:12 - 06:08 The truth comes out
06:09 - 06:31 The truth comes out
#storytelling #yellowfever #asian #vividsydney #standupcomedy

Пікірлер: 656

@chefbanjo8139 6 ай бұрын

Shoutout to her for proudly going on stage dressed like a minion.

@wing3789 6 ай бұрын

I was tempted to buy overalls loving this minion outfit haha

@odietamo9376 6 ай бұрын

Why a “minion”? I think you must be using the word in a sense I am not familiar with.

@wing3789 6 ай бұрын

@@odietamo9376 it's a character/spieces? From the movie despicable me. Also have their own movie because they were so popular

@arsenal_84 6 ай бұрын

Is a great idea similar to uncle Roger orange polo t top.

@fcwy1 6 ай бұрын

It was what made me click this video. LOL

@Affalterbach1967 7 ай бұрын

Presenting standup comedy with slide visuals and a TED talk cadence is sublime.

@BenBroomfield 6 ай бұрын

Check out a comedian called Dave Gorman. He’s great.

@mitchyoung93 6 ай бұрын

Armando Iannucci was doing Powerpoint comedy 20 years ago. But more like your HR director than TED.

@MrBenHaynes 6 ай бұрын

Yabbut, she was sitting 🪑 😂 Stand up how?

@delavan9141 6 ай бұрын

Nothing sublime about fake laughter.

@dyodoleu 5 ай бұрын

@@delavan9141man copium, s5, Eps 374

@danieladams1752 6 ай бұрын

“I got cheated on by the first guy that messaged me on tinder” I’m going to have to stop you right there 😂

@danielblyth2841 18 күн бұрын

Feel sorry for you

@Nebris 6 күн бұрын

lol

@frogfinance4605 7 ай бұрын

"blonde man bun" and you didn't immediately turn around. That's on you girl.

@jamesrowlands8971 6 ай бұрын

To be fair she was a teenager I'm assuming.

@1flash3571 6 ай бұрын

@@jamesrowlands8971 A young adult at 19.

@aaronleverton4221 6 ай бұрын

@@1flash3571 Nineteen, yeah? Is there a world in which "teen" is not a part of nineteen?

@forbidden-cyrillic-handle 5 ай бұрын

@@aaronleverton4221Everywhere outside the English speaking world.

@aaronleverton4221 5 ай бұрын

@@forbidden-cyrillic-handle Nope. In German it is neunzehn, exactly the same construction (you'd know this if you knew the derivations of most of English). In Khmer it is doppramboun, which is also the same, just with the "ten/teen" put as a prefix and not a suffix. Eastern Europe is not, in fact, everywhere, it's only somewhere. And if this was in a language that wasn't English, then your answer might apply.

@economicist2011 6 ай бұрын

The whole thing was funny, but somehow the drawing at 5:59 indicating that train seats worldwide all have that same weird speckled upholstery is what got me.

@BobfromSydney 6 ай бұрын

My first thought when I saw that last slide was that she nailed the chairs on the millennium trains. When it comes to the speckled pattern, I assume some genius saw a news article about the USA's digital camo uniforms twenty years ago and designed a pattern that perfectly hides all the weird stains and spots that train seats get over the years from young idiots spilling slurpees and smoothies and old idiots spilling coffees and beers. Now the train cleaners just sprinkle that absorbent sand stuff on the seat and vacuum it all up and we can sit on it none the wiser.

@pubbets7290 6 ай бұрын

@@BobfromSydneyI worked for Queensland rail many years ago and you’re right on the money 😂

@BobfromSydney 6 ай бұрын

@@pubbets7290 I remember as a kid seeing weird smelling patches of lumpy sand on the train and wondering what it was. Later on I figured out it was some sort of powdered kitty litter to soak up vomit patches. 😅

@vader6203 3 ай бұрын

Yep👏👏

@michaelh13 Ай бұрын

I didn’t find it funny

@shareaplaylist 4 ай бұрын

The "then I realized I've been sitting on that one seat that faces everyone else" is elite

@andrewdavidson4421 3 ай бұрын

The white guy raising his eyebrows at 4:12 omg lol I'm dying

@Haru-nee 3 күн бұрын

Thanks to you, I noticed that the entire front row of audience is different in the other shot but the chair positioning is the same.

@Midnight314159265 6 ай бұрын

This was not just amazing comedy, but incredible storytelling. I’m laughing, heartbroken, screaming, emotions bouncing everywhere like that Windows screensaver you mentioned in another skit, and yet it all comes together with a solid finish. Bravo 👏👏👏

@yoojin-oi8ij 4 ай бұрын

I seems you need to get your medication adjusted.

@Shadders2010 4 ай бұрын

This is disturbing. What the heck kind of teenage girl has a sexual relationship with an adult she barely knows? wtf O_o

@RK-um9tu 3 ай бұрын

You really need to get a life...

@DoctorJammer Ай бұрын

@@Shadders2010 She was 19 with another 19yo, what's wrong w/ you?

@DasGav 6 ай бұрын

You had me at "I hate Vivid Sydney" 😍

@nomnomjenny 7 ай бұрын

If you liked this story, I’ve got two more stories in my Special! You can watch the full thing here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/erJliL2iy5yopY0.htmlsi=hk7kuEbK4igt1JFq

@liberalsockpuppet4772 7 ай бұрын

I loved your special!

@williamobryan682 5 ай бұрын

I love you ! Wishing everything for you !

@namenutfund 20 күн бұрын

@nomnomjenny i put my picture here so You know i am lost without You

@equasimilione6493 6 ай бұрын

Thought she was gonna say "The festival of LIES!" for a sec there. XD

@mattstone8878 3 ай бұрын

I gotta poop. Now that's what up. Cheeya. 💩

@Amber24426 7 ай бұрын

Loool i love that you made a presentation for this 😂

@vanessaland5090 6 ай бұрын

Oh wow as an asian kid, I'm surprised your parents didn't just take you on holidays at 19. Mine were so conservative that they kept saying "no boys until you finish school/university!" and expected me to remain a virgin until marriage. I know my other chinese friends had similar "no boys, focus on studying!" I got teased so much by my white friends for being a virgin in my 20's.

@vanessaland5090 6 ай бұрын

and your 'bf'/hookup lied- the story of asian girl paying him money for a visa sounds so unreal- firstly her parents would never allow it cos most think white boys are mostly players and will just screw her around lol.

@wing3789 6 ай бұрын

And then the expectation to get married and have kids before 30 is pretty common too lol

@-PURPLE-HEAD 6 ай бұрын

Sounds like you need new white friends

@marvinwilliams7938 6 ай бұрын

Hope you kept it, because you realise your parents were right

@namednpc 6 ай бұрын

Don't worry your future will be bright, you will get a good husband in the future, look at vids of American women that enjoy in their 20's and single in their 30's crying no one wants to marry or date them.

@heretic-668 6 ай бұрын

I'm sure you've already figured this out, but you're really good at this with a very unusual and unique feel to your delivery.

@danielh9844 7 ай бұрын

You're brilliant! Smart comedy -- I laughed all the way through.

@RK-um9tu 3 ай бұрын

I didn't laugh once...

@buzzsawgr81 3 ай бұрын

@@RK-um9tu jodie? is that you?

@grantcampbell3949 5 ай бұрын

You are so incredibly talented. First stand up comedy I've enjoyed in a long time. Best wishes to you from South Korea

@razenburn 6 ай бұрын

I have very little tolerance for Aussie comedy these days (the last couple decades have been basic af) but this stood out as legitimately amazing. The timing, the juxtaposed moments, the callbacks, it was like watching a ballet.

@Fiyeroification 6 ай бұрын

Wait wait wait, the last few decades? Tell me you don't mean Shaun Micallef, Thank God You're Here, Taskmaster, Utopia, Community Channel, Tim Minchin, Hannah Gadsby, Denise Scott, Aaron Chen, The Katering Show, Aunty Donna or Lano & Woodley?

@razenburn 6 ай бұрын

@Fiyeroification Some of those are definitely amazing but others, in my opinion, are shit.

@pubbets7290 6 ай бұрын

@@FiyeroificationLani and Woodley doesn’t get enough love. They’ve been performing for decades! ❤

@dudeonyoutube 6 ай бұрын

Hamk Gadsby kill Aussie humor forever.

@DimitriMoreira 5 ай бұрын

@@FiyeroificationHannah Gatsby sucks so much. Jim Jefferies and Tim Minchin is where it's at.

@pedrooo12345dvhtjehdbejr 5 ай бұрын

This is a real masterclass of comedy writing and storytelling. Thank you for creating this, Jenny.

@eva_pilot 4 ай бұрын

no it's not, it's mid women r trash at writin, just read Twilight for proof lol

@houserental5424 4 ай бұрын

Your kidding

@mnm8818 7 ай бұрын

btw the going rate I've heard for marriage visa is about 100k but its dodgy, they dont pay up and pay in increments... 20k is beyond bargain- thats a 1 year uni visa

@ttbr7687 6 ай бұрын

As a blond man with a man bun, I require this information.

@mnm8818 6 ай бұрын

@@ttbr7687 rant add lol: gov got smart and you only get 2 free visa/ citizenship coupons for life. dont waste them lol

@scanspeak00 6 ай бұрын

Is this a real thing???

@illegalsmirf 6 ай бұрын

Why else would an Asian lady marry some desperate old white guy? Lol

@mnm8818 6 ай бұрын

@@scanspeak00 yep, but gov knows and these days they audit really good... Found out way back in uni days from international students... no idea the current mrkt price these days lol

@snuscaboose1942 6 ай бұрын

Love the slides, especially the train seats, they're spot on. Great to see Aussie comedy that is actually funny.

@Moveplaylift 6 ай бұрын

The hard cut back to the Vivid Sydney drawing was gold...

@boombabri 6 ай бұрын

Jenny Tian has become my favorite comedian overnight

@RK-um9tu 3 ай бұрын

You really don't watch much comedy do you?

@SamuIise 24 күн бұрын

@@RK-um9tu🥱🥱🥱

@33jamesds 6 ай бұрын

The delivery and timing is just pristine. I'm glad I found this!

@aazhieryakes884 6 ай бұрын

The projections represent Illusion, deceit, emptiness and projecting!! xD omg I love it

@James-nr9gm 6 ай бұрын

I've spent my whole life on the West Coast of the USA and I think your comedy is a gem!

@rubeedobee5399 Ай бұрын

I loved this! Presentation was awesome!

@lAsteriosl 6 ай бұрын

Those drawnings really adding to the story =)

@jasonflay8818 5 ай бұрын

I just stumbled on your comedy a few days ago, you are brilliant! I cant wait to see more of your stand up. Hopefully you make it close to my part of the states so I can see one of your shows live!

@JGlassy 2 ай бұрын

Such talent & poise! Love this!

@mikeballew3207 6 ай бұрын

Your delivery is perfect. I think you're insanely funny

@alanreynolds2287 9 күн бұрын

The Sydney Opera House drawing got me!!!

@stopdropnroll 4 ай бұрын

So good. Impeccable story telling 🤟

@cihs88 5 ай бұрын

That was wonderfull. I hope you meet someone who will respect and understand you.

@Brendissimo1 4 ай бұрын

I appreciate a lot of the classic Windows software references throughout your standup

@williamobryan682 7 ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤ im back a month later and i still love you ! Sorry about that yellow fever thing , but you send me ! Best of everything to you . ❤

@KeisonMibute 6 ай бұрын

I love the crowd reaction.

@nicostein9875 6 ай бұрын

"...and projecting..." gave me painful laughing hiccups

@stevent425 5 ай бұрын

I do not know why I clicked on your video, but I'm glad I did. You are extremely funny.

@madimakes 4 ай бұрын

my mans and his buddy @ 4:11 were not feeling that one. 😂

@kaffffs Ай бұрын

The granny cackling in the background got me too 😂😂

@user-ki4hu4cm8l 6 ай бұрын

Nice one Jenny 😂 All the best ❤

@williamneal9076 6 ай бұрын

Fantastic! Well done.

@hefeibao 6 ай бұрын

Seriously funny. Such a gem. :)

@humphreywilson1125 5 ай бұрын

This is incredible. Respect!

@reddead2067 6 ай бұрын

Hey Jenny that was fucking awesome.

@seizethedayandlive 5 ай бұрын

That was hilarious and the pictures were extremely well done! Consider me a new subscriber.

@Solarlube 4 ай бұрын

I'm beginning to really enjoy story time a lot. A lot. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

@Quaaysan 5 күн бұрын

Honestly the art was so good I didn't realize you drew them all until halfway through

@rosemihopoetry1891 3 ай бұрын

Your drawing skills are on point!

@stephenreiss7181 3 ай бұрын

Great storyteller!!

@beniamino939 5 ай бұрын

It's contagious Jenny!

@intiaboats 4 ай бұрын

That was great! Very funny!

@brianford6544 3 ай бұрын

That was brilliant. I am in Love!!!

@peterrussell5391 3 ай бұрын

You’re brilliant Jenny. ☺️

@davidparsons3432 22 күн бұрын

Absolutely Brilliant!

@gracegood3661 Ай бұрын

How smart is this woman... awesome

@highoctanecommuting3862 3 ай бұрын

You are hilarious!

@zandaroos553 6 ай бұрын

5:09 like I know you were 19 but SIS he had a PHYSICAL HENTAI COLLECTION???

@ace24680 5 ай бұрын

What's wrong with that ??? Devil Hunter, Devilman :P Golden Boy

@DrHughMonguscoque 4 ай бұрын

⁠@@ace24680nah bro not anime… hentai.

@buzzsawgr81 3 ай бұрын

@@ace24680 not anime, hentai. we're not talking DBZ, we're talking bible black.

@ace24680 3 ай бұрын

@@buzzsawgr81 don't know man golden boy was something else lol 🤣

@a.m11558 27 күн бұрын

what's hentai

@kpp8285 2 ай бұрын

Love it!

@jonathanmatthews8862 6 ай бұрын

Maybe it’s the American in me but I love your accent. Also great presentation.

@TorQueMoD 5 күн бұрын

I love that she's made power point slides into a comedy bit :)

@tekiwi 4 ай бұрын

Pure Gold 😂😂

@kevinwaters5872 6 ай бұрын

My impression of vivid is people sitting at traffic lights , thinking them changing from red to green to orange is a vivid installation. The highlight , actually.

@random-kl7es 6 ай бұрын

This is great!! Lol

@jaewok5G Ай бұрын

best ted talk ever

@Pablo668 5 ай бұрын

Jenny, you are awesome.

@val5995 6 ай бұрын

Hanging out 😂

@MrBenHaynes 6 ай бұрын

Horizontal Folk dance styles 😅

@Famezonen 3 ай бұрын

College presentation in a comedy show. That’s how Asian as it gets lol

@santosakowski9846 3 ай бұрын

Very fresh and engaging.

@FirstLastOne 4 ай бұрын

Somehow my headset died as this video started and so I was watching you with no sound. About five seconds in, I swear I watching an angry Korean woman speaking about something. 😂🤣😂😅 Funny how the brain tries to fill in where it can.

@Ligh7Bulb 3 ай бұрын

Bruh Jenny is amazing

@iancarisi8342 6 ай бұрын

I love the drawings.

@altheaabrahamsen1975 Ай бұрын

The couple in the first row when she makes the joke about buying white boys had totally different reactions XD

@jussydubs2695 3 ай бұрын

Lmao. Great set

@monostripeexplosiveexplora2374 3 күн бұрын

you´re awesome!

@sharayutravels 2 ай бұрын

She is a very talented comic, excellent story telling.

@fallen546 6 ай бұрын

Jesus this is funny XD Love it

@gazmad 4 ай бұрын

Ive literally just discovered her today she's fuking brilliant. Cant wait to see her live❤😂🎉

@smitapatel6288 Ай бұрын

Ha ha very timely!!

@furryrug5998 6 ай бұрын

Fkng great set Jenny !!!! Was laughing my wee white Scottish arse off.

@gazorpazorp9798 6 ай бұрын

Solid 5!

@calacestar 4 күн бұрын

Now that's a wonderful way of turning shit into gold. What a beautiful way of coping!

@chrissamuels2468 24 күн бұрын

Brilliant Jenny

@alexgreychuck7605 Ай бұрын

so good

@anthonyflynn9953 5 ай бұрын

Love her comedy

@Anthony-yn9dg Ай бұрын

Shes so funny. Will definitely like to see her live

@MrPAULONEAL 5 ай бұрын

If it was the 90s he would have played hackey sack.

@trixyalston1904 Ай бұрын

Yellow fever sounds are right to me it's got to be better than a ordinary fever😂

@royhi1809 5 ай бұрын

you have a sub!

@RedSaint83 6 ай бұрын

RIP Winamp Milkdrop. When Windows Media Player visualizer is the reference you know Winamp is truly dead.

@arsenicwafers7536 6 ай бұрын

😂🤣😂 this was W I L D

@vincentbrk 6 ай бұрын

I like standup + PPT, thanks for continuing Demetri Martin's style .

@austinwm4956 5 ай бұрын

That one lady and guy in the front row ain't about it.

@Zack-NG 5 ай бұрын

Yes! Finally a comment about what brought me to the comment section. The white guy and his asian date definitely got uncomfortable @4:12 😂

@elvistrumpet 5 ай бұрын

@@Zack-NG hitting too close to home probably

@rosemihopoetry1891 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious, I love how vivid Sydney is a métaphore for projecting haha

@JPL821 5 ай бұрын

Not sure how I came across this page BUT I’m glad I did she’s pretty and she’s good. Seriously I like her performance style.

@cinnamondan4984 6 ай бұрын

Come to think of it more than half of my girlfriends have been Asian but in my defence I live in Asia…but not Asian.

@capitalb5889 5 ай бұрын

I've definitely had girlfriends that weren't Asian.

@cinnamondan4984 5 ай бұрын

@@capitalb5889 and you also live in Asia

@stcredzero 5 ай бұрын

There is nothing wrong with a dude with yellow fever. Some people just have a type. There's everything wrong with lying and cheating.

@ekrtznekrtz5229 5 ай бұрын

There is A LOT wrong with a dude with yellow fever. They have these fantasies of how Asian women should be. They think Asian women are submissive and hypersexualized.