Female Comedians Are Illegal In Scotland | Fern Brady

Female Comedians Are Illegal In Scotland | Fern Brady | Jokes On Us

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Join comedian Fern Brady for her hilarious take on gender stereotypes and bisexuality in Scotland. Discover the uproarious challenges she faces as a female comedian in this side-splitting performance at Live At The Apollo 2018!
Fern Brady discusses Scottish Porn - • Fern Brady: Scottish L...
Taken from Live at the Apollo - Series 14, Episode 6
Original Broadcast Date: Thursday 20th December 2018
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@ttvrs1059 9 ай бұрын

"Have you met most people?" 🤔 LOL working in customer service, I felt that 🤣

@anonymousperson5514 Ай бұрын

Working in customer service made me realize most of humanity isn’t worth saving

@craigshoup3143 17 күн бұрын

Yeah I gotta use subtitles to understand her lol she's hilarious

@kathleencove 5 ай бұрын

“I hate coming out as a bisexual because people either hate us or don’t believe we exist” -or think we’re incapable of monogamy and picking one to stay with without cheating- “but I love winning arguments on twitter so that’s how I came out as a bisexual” 😂😂 Right on.

@its-MK... 4 ай бұрын

It's like a magic trick. I'm a bisexual woman, but when I married a man... I simply ☆*disappeared*☆.

@kathleencove 4 ай бұрын

@@its-MK... Right??

@gregutter6994 2 ай бұрын

bi sexual...we called that opportunistic addict back in the day

@kateharris1565 Ай бұрын

@@its-MK... as a lesbian who married a trans man I feel the same, that loss of queer visibility and connection with the community

@its-MK... 10 ай бұрын

I knew I loved her when I saw her notes written on her hand. A woman after my own heart.

@RedSaint83 10 ай бұрын

What about the digital watch?

@its-MK... 10 ай бұрын

@@RedSaint83 Do you mean why didn't she use her smart watch for her set notes? A lot of people remember things better after physically writing them down. Plus her watch would light up if she needed to check them. And since it was obviously filmed, I'll bet they were all told they couldn't use electronics on stage. Apologies if I misunderstood your questions!

@TucBroder 9 ай бұрын

She's autistic. She probably needs them written down physically and not inside a smart watch.

@purpleprinc3 8 ай бұрын

Oh yeh it's proper scribbled all over her hand! Bless! Cheers for pointing that out.

@kosmosyche 4 ай бұрын

I've seen Stewart Lee and several other comedians do this. For some reason, I always thought it's sort of endearing touch.

@wfcoaker1398 8 ай бұрын

"Have you met most people? Most people are idiots." So true.

@zeprfrew 10 ай бұрын

I appreciate the guy on Twitter saying that bisexual people aren't part of the LGBT community. I guess he thinks the B is in there just to make the acronym flow better.

@big0bad0brad 10 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure it stands for bacon

@theyearwas1473 10 ай бұрын

Lettuce, gangbangs, bacon and tomato?

@havable 9 ай бұрын

@@big0bad0brad Everyone loves bacon (except those who don't) which makes it a great thing to attach your movement to. Most vegetarians don't have any beef with gay, so that's basically covered.

@IceMetalPunk 9 ай бұрын

The B stands for "Boys", as in, "Lesbians, Gay Boys, Trans". Duh. 😂

@GrndAdmiralThrawn 9 ай бұрын

Bionicle

@leathernluv 10 ай бұрын

When I wasn't laughing I was just enjoying her amazing voice.

@Iryna_Basina 10 ай бұрын

And accent!! ❤

@DevinGates 10 ай бұрын

Kind of like Craig the tour guide, but with more energy :D

@roblister5183 10 ай бұрын

Just listened to her voice basically then yeah.

@SlurmDude 10 ай бұрын

It's weird because it's not quite "sexy" but it sure is alluring. Theres something so fun about it

@leathernluv 9 ай бұрын

@@SlurmDude Her voice is alluring, but for me her accent is sexy.

@thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 10 ай бұрын

I absolutely *love* the Scottish accent, it always sounds as if they put just enough effort into getting the words out without minding the shape 😅.

@OfTheiAm 8 ай бұрын

lol _it comes out liKe tHiS_ haha minding the shape ,i actually think thats a perfect description haha

@thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 8 ай бұрын

@@OfTheiAm The mind is willing but the flesh is weak 🤣

@lay-2356 4 ай бұрын

I'm having a hard time understanding her sometimes but she's so funny lol

@SlurmDude 10 ай бұрын

Learned about her on taskmaster, pretty happy to finally see her standup

@kevinwlee1 10 ай бұрын

Now that's a truly great standup performance. I love that humor she's got, and something about her accent just makes it better.

@Papolucho702 10 ай бұрын

She’s a stunner and her self deprecation on stage is so tasteful lol Her story telling is amazing too! I’m liking the new generation of female comedians that have old school and honest vibes. Well done!

@augusts1 7 ай бұрын

Why is it that w/female comics people feel the need to comment on their appearance first & their comic skills second? You don't see that in comments about male comics. SMH.

@fckprc8149 7 ай бұрын

@@augusts1 Because 99% of male comedians are ugly and nobody cares. Most people that watch comedy are meant and they look at a woman different... looks are important for women and to men. Why else would they put on warpaint every single day?!

@MorrisseyMuse 7 ай бұрын

@@augusts1you've clearly never seen the comments section on a Matt Rife video then...lol 95% of his fans are thirsty women

@Nushka23 6 ай бұрын

exactly. Think she would throw his "compliment" back in his face if she got the chance.@@augusts1

@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 6 ай бұрын

Not everyone has the same taste as you. Each individual can tell ..if they must .. what they think of her appearance. It doesn't need to be declared by some dude.

@spear_guy 9 ай бұрын

This is the first time I've heard of Fern Brady and I'm glad I have. Loved this!

@sakurasneachta 9 ай бұрын

She’s great!

@Haxposed 10 ай бұрын

Absolutely love Fern! She's awesome, and her entire appearance is so wonderful!

@hayleighjohnson1361 9 ай бұрын

All love dies in the end 😂 “I love your sense of entitled” 😂 she’s the best holy shit

@davebrokenshire1086 9 ай бұрын

"This one's broken" !!!

@shelleyking8450 10 ай бұрын

"Have you met most people?" EXACTLY RIGHT!

@BrBill 9 ай бұрын

I probably haven't. I'm only up to a few thousand so far.

@CS-pi5oc 10 ай бұрын

I love that she is open abt her autism and having been a stripper. It got here where she is and she’s a lovely sweet person. I wish her continued success.

@ac3d657 10 ай бұрын

cringe

@comradecid 10 ай бұрын

i also love that she writes her set notes on the inside of her hand ❤

@JonnyKlin8 10 ай бұрын

:))

@bijanshadnia3620 10 ай бұрын

@@dan.j.boydzkreationz nothing wrong with stripping? would you encourage your daughter to strip?

@julianb4157 10 ай бұрын

@@ac3d657 Hopefully, once you reach adulthood, you'll come to regret comments like this one.

@user-fh6mc9du5n 7 ай бұрын

If Fern ever does a 1 Hour DVD special, I'd so buy it.

@therabbithat 4 ай бұрын

What's a Dvd?

@user-fh6mc9du5n 4 ай бұрын

@@therabbithat It's like a Blu/ray for poor people. (And if you decide to respond with, "What's a Blu/ray? Then just kill me now.)

@cannaroe1213 4 ай бұрын

Why are you doing this / thing? Its just Bluray.

@cannaroe1213 4 ай бұрын

@@user-fh6mc9du5nwait what's a Bluray?

@user-fh6mc9du5n 4 ай бұрын

@@cannaroe1213 Because I'm a pretentious knob.

@WynneL 9 ай бұрын

As a short lady, I think tall woman/short guy couples are the freaking cutest.

@phaedrus4931 10 ай бұрын

Honesty, political insight, edgy while always punching up. Fantastic set, going to go find more of Fern's work.

@SurmaSampo 10 ай бұрын

Shame that funny isn't also in that list.

@poogie_ 10 ай бұрын

She was wonderful on Taskmaster. Still my favourite contestant ever.

@no_sense_of_humor467 10 ай бұрын

Why is punching up on the list and being funny isn't. Probably more important for a comedian.

@phaedrus4931 10 ай бұрын

Since comedy is about being funny, I would not have said "fantastic set" without funny being implied. I wasn't writing an op-ed, just driving engagement with a positive comment. Maybe calm down? She's funny, you fools.

@TheJeremyKentBGross 10 ай бұрын

Seems like she's completely lacking political insight. If she thinks people were voting against their interests, she doesn't understand what their interests actually are. It's similar with the gun debate here in the states. The needs and wants of people in the big cities are often the polar opposite of the needs and wants of everyone else. It takes some serious solipsism to not recognize that other people have different interests than you do. Edit: PS: She isn't punching up at all, she's punching down. Personally I don't find punching up or down virtuous or not virtuous, but it's the mark of a GOOD comedian to be able to make fun of everybody instead of only who it's politically correct to attack according to self righteous snobs with a superiority complex.

@domdoesthethings 8 ай бұрын

"That Toby jug" 😂😂😂😂😂

@JeffSchall 9 ай бұрын

Love the cheat-notes on her left-palm. If I were a stand-up, I'd likely do similar, because I'd be afraid of missing a joke.

@richardlloyd2589 7 ай бұрын

I wonder if there’s a psychic in the audience who writes the punchline on her palm…

@MikaeruDaiTenshi 2 ай бұрын

Let's just hope you got no sweaty palms. :P

@jwhipple5567 10 ай бұрын

"not a euphemism by the way..." had me rolling

@doilooksanetoyou 10 ай бұрын

Lol oh sh!t that last set about lumberjack hands and grumpy the dwarf had me cracking up! Excellent!

@gryphonberlin 10 ай бұрын

She has it all! And she is proud - that is worth cheering for anytime. And Everytime.

@JohnnyC10071959 10 ай бұрын

DAMN she is good. Love the accent, and her timing is spot on

@DramaticChemist 10 ай бұрын

Never heard of her before, but really enjoyed her work.

@kevinmunger1842 10 ай бұрын

First exposure; she's funny. Good timing, fast pace.

@secretforreddit 10 ай бұрын

Her suit is amazing, I want a maroon velvet suit now!

@JustSad66 10 ай бұрын

She is so subtle!! 😂😂😂 …I’m Scottish, bi, and 4’11”. Ta muchly Fern, you made a 66 year old mother pee with laughter….contrary to popular ad opinion, I do not have incontinence, so Tena, stop trying to sell us all pee pants that look like burlesque nappies!

@velonicatgmaildotcom 10 ай бұрын

What are the height requirements for a Gnome? Hehe! Comedy makes us laugh together 😂 Fun to laugh at ourselves.

@chrismissed 9 ай бұрын

This has to be the most Scottish comment I've ever seen.

@helenl3193 9 ай бұрын

"Burlesque nappies" 😂 I'm stealing that!

@PurpleMomgoose 10 ай бұрын

Saw her live once. One of the stand out acts

@macunsolicitied 9 ай бұрын

She's improved considerably. Her set is more mature and smarter. Love her

@frankshailes3205 9 ай бұрын

Improved from when? When she was a stripper?

@stephr7637 6 ай бұрын

Hey Brian, I'm sure she's thrilled to have such a reasoned critique of her performance from a man who sounds like a Mancunian prostitute (no offence to them). Thank God she's moved on and is more mature and smarter than when that guy Brad from Mansfield said she seemed young and stupid. He was such a misogynistic, 'superior' twat but he made such helpful comments about her set. If only she knew who to thank, but these sorts of people are so shy...

@user-uf8lv7nt9r 9 ай бұрын

I am so proud of my Scottish blood. That was frickin funny , I gotta see more.of her.

@clairekorte6048 6 ай бұрын

Lol she is 98% irish genetically. Cultural scot nonetheless 😊

@ramblinevilmushroom 10 ай бұрын

That was a fucking solid set. *chefs kiss*

@NatandGeorge 10 ай бұрын

"most people are idiots" sounds even more true in her accent!

@kathleenyes-cp2uf 10 ай бұрын

“Can’t quite nail the arrogance”

@lindsayalisonstevens3592 8 ай бұрын

Fern Brady is ridiculously funny! Beauty and brains - an undeniable combo 😎👏🏽

@emmajun2090 10 ай бұрын

fell in love with her on Taskmaster. So so good

@genghiscan2918 10 ай бұрын

I hate tidying...

@valerielevasseur8674 9 ай бұрын

Did I meet these potatoes before?

@paperlacejane 9 ай бұрын

Dafty in the middle...

@evanfishsticks8010 2 ай бұрын

Her "WUUUGH" at the start of the intro was golden.

@emmajun2090 2 ай бұрын

Yeah. It’s not right without her. That was the first series i saw @@evanfishsticks8010

@genghiscan2918 10 ай бұрын

"Have i met these potatoes before?"

@valerielevasseur8674 9 ай бұрын

It's me Fern Brady me Fern Brady...

@MikeRomulus 8 ай бұрын

I freakin' love her accent!

@cheyennemcginniss6164 10 ай бұрын

Haha, now I have to Google Arlene Foster😂

@FFM0594 10 ай бұрын

You won't be disappointed.

@crashpodROCK 10 ай бұрын

That was excellent!

@agnesyoutube 7 ай бұрын

Lol. Actually I am Lithuanian and been Rasmus in Sweden and the first ever Scottish female I've met was gorgeous funny and made such a big impression on me 😊😊😊 I think your very funny

@aellalee4767 10 ай бұрын

Great set! I always enjoy her humour

@shahana_style 9 ай бұрын

As the oldest, ive ALWAYS wanted a big brother. I hope they laugh about those days for the rest of their lives ❤ so lucky

@truerthanyouknow9456 10 ай бұрын

I laughed, I learned, good set!

@user-yt6ex9ww9t 10 ай бұрын

Great stuff thank you for the laughs.

@Bob_just_Bob 10 ай бұрын

Ha Ha Loved it Going to be looking for more from Fern!

@brinistaco1970 10 ай бұрын

awesome, more please

@joshualavender 10 ай бұрын

Great set! Delighted to discover Fern Brady!

@edgarmatias 10 ай бұрын

Fern is the best… cheers from Taiwan

@anomalousman 9 ай бұрын

Just discovered Fern Brady. Brilliant!

@anitawebster9450 10 ай бұрын

Brilliant!!!😂

@markgalanter1171 6 ай бұрын

She was really great on Taskmaster (Series 14)

@maxbeezie9693 10 ай бұрын

**me running to look up Arlene Foster**

@user-ew5bj9yf3r 9 ай бұрын

Top Scottish comedian love her work & accent ❤😂

@billysgarden 9 ай бұрын

Love your jokes and your accent

@theprojectproject01 10 ай бұрын

I would LOVE to see her and Taylor Tomlinson collaborate on a movie script.

@Tara-Maya 7 ай бұрын

It takes balls to go into this line of work.

@vianeyboruel504 9 ай бұрын

Excellent set, funny and smart

@catw6274 10 ай бұрын

Well done, Fern!! Very funny ( :

@alricaneshama 10 ай бұрын

She's hilarious. I like her.

@susanhuntley9262 9 ай бұрын

Always wonderful

@user-vu3zt3li2s 7 ай бұрын

I could listen to get all day, she's hilarious

@kmcg5817 10 ай бұрын

Stupendous!!!

@JBond-zf4dj 10 ай бұрын

I love Fern!

@largedoglover99 10 ай бұрын

❤❤❤. So funny! I love her! ❤❤❤

@wizardofoz1390 10 ай бұрын

Fern has got it going on !!!

@y-u-video4596 5 ай бұрын

amazing show, love it

@TorQueMoD 9 ай бұрын

That was really good :)

@theembersinside1420 9 ай бұрын

She's friggin HILARIOUSLY accurate!😂 What's on the palm of her hand, tho? Is it like when u write the answers to the test on ur hand, but its her jokes? Or a palm tattoo?

@DanielsPolitics1 8 ай бұрын

I think it’s notes/prompts, like when I scrawled “advise on tax” on my notes for my professional practical exams.

@theembersinside1420 8 ай бұрын

@@DanielsPolitics1 Ya, most likely. That was my 1st guess.

@cliffarnold7463 10 ай бұрын

Very funny. Hope to hear more from her.

@robertabugelis3962 10 ай бұрын

I knew her from the latest season of Taskmaster that they uploaded to KZfaq. I think season 14? They just dropped the finale one last week. I highly recommend!

@cliffarnold7463 10 ай бұрын

@@robertabugelis3962 Thanks, appreciate the info.

@computer_toucher 10 ай бұрын

The snarkiest coming out ever lol

@repti1076 9 ай бұрын

Amazing, great dynamic

@RIXRADvidz 10 ай бұрын

already had a huge crush on Fern, she's a delightful sparkle ! now I'm even more in love with her, she's genuinely hard core comedy, social commentary with a smile.

@npenick66 9 ай бұрын

First time I've seen her. She was good, I'll have to search out more of her work.

@liabowden8526 10 ай бұрын

For a second I thought she closed with "...I've been fair and pretty" 😅🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️.

@stephanieshapiro6673 2 ай бұрын

She should do that, the only other people who would know are other Scottish people honestly 😂😂😂

@noninoni454 10 ай бұрын

Love u Fern

@Amayzun1 9 ай бұрын

Good stuff!!

@jeff-hopkins 10 ай бұрын

Hey! That's a nice set. Liked her a lot. Keep it up! 🙂

@Mistwolfss 9 ай бұрын

10:40 "john, Paul" for some reason I was expecting Gorge and Ringo to come next 😅😂

@roadlesstraveled34 9 ай бұрын

I love her accent. It's like the South Philly accent of Europe😂

@max-andrewmcmillan4235 9 ай бұрын

Brilliant!

@needsmoretacos4807 9 ай бұрын

So funny and I love the bi humor. I feel you❤

@62swampboy62 10 ай бұрын

She was way funnier than I expected. Surprised when she said she was tall. With no other reference around, my mind interpreted her as a 'smally'.

@DickWildgoose 10 ай бұрын

Very good Fern, aye.

@theyearwas1473 10 ай бұрын

Shes great on taskmaster

@frogpalpeeper4249 9 ай бұрын

Funny, naughty, bawdy and tall too. What more could anyone want in an "illegal" comedian?

@musayt 10 ай бұрын

Love that she immediately goes in on the English...

@robertnope1993 10 ай бұрын

Thanks you tube algorithm! You got one right! Would not have found her otherwise.

@brandroidanimal 10 ай бұрын

you maam are a funny comic... holy hell.

@grtwhtbnr 10 ай бұрын

This was funny!

@sneakylemon8513 9 ай бұрын

As a tall, fem, red head, bi woman... this was great!

@riseofdarkleela 5 ай бұрын

Me too 🎉🎉

@BenDover-qj5mt 5 ай бұрын

Ferny is so great. Her "Tell it like it is" style is very enduring :)

@gitjoziasse526 10 ай бұрын

Thank you...😂😊

@hadSVK 10 ай бұрын

Unbelievable......loved her after 2 sentences... great,go on

@computer_toucher 10 ай бұрын

I like her energy. Good routine

@ImMattFromAus 9 ай бұрын

That was hilarious.

@_nopestr 10 ай бұрын

Even the fucking subtitles are confused with her accent 🤣🤣🤣 .

@krashd 10 ай бұрын

With a bit of luck they will get AI on that,

@jupiterj1065 9 ай бұрын

omg I love her!!!

@unikracoon1913 10 ай бұрын

I think I'm in love again