How NOT to Cook on El Capitan - Big wall climbing food tips
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Күн бұрынWe think we are funny by bringing a BBQ and watermelon and a whole bunch of food up El Capitan that we didn't need. We also do give helpful tips marked by the youtube chapters. Think of things that will last, have variety, plan for easy meals (cooking and cleaning up). It was rad meeting Brittany Goris ( / gorisb ) while she was projecting Salathe and then hearing shortly later that she got the send.
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00:00 How NOT to Cook
02:55 Dinner Begins
05:40 Breakfast intro
06:38 Pre Breakfast work out
07:24 Breakfast has started
09:07 Feeding Brittany Goris
09:50 Helpful advice for eating on big walls
14:33 Ryan and Priscilla on Big Wall Book
@HowNOT2 2 жыл бұрын
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@FallLineJP 2 жыл бұрын
Crushed doritos make excellent toilet paper.
@peterburke3577 2 жыл бұрын
great joke! not even an april fool :) i bring just peanuts, the best volume/weight per kalorie.... and doesn't push the poo :))))
@berryreading4809 2 жыл бұрын
just dropping back by to let you know (if you didn't know already) that your channel was featured in Steve Mould's most recent video 👍 hopefully it spurs some new subscribers to show up 🤞
@geoninja8971 2 жыл бұрын
screw cap wine bottle?
@wb5mgr 2 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine ascending an Iconic big wall to arrive at a ledge full of people hovering around a gas grill having a cookout 😂
@suzz1776 Жыл бұрын
Probably the most American thing iv ever heard. Lol. We do love our bbq's, but on a ledge brings it to another level. Lol.
@ibeattheleaves5005 2 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious! Imagine climbing El Cap so much that this is how you goof around 🤣👍
@ibeattheleaves5005 2 жыл бұрын
I worked in a factory during a shut down and only brought boiled eggs, yogurt, and avocados to eat. The texture made me want to puke after three days 🤢
@mikedeal3466 2 жыл бұрын
I did my last big wall climb in 1985, finished my career with Nose. At that time we were still taking almost 2 days. I always wished I was in the Golden Years group, but was in the Stone Masters. I was fortunate to have climbed with a few of the Golden Years guys. They were my idols. We never thought to take a propane BBQ up El Cap. But I salute you with a gulp of cheap red wine provided by one of my many mentors, Warren Harding.
@domoandfriends 2 жыл бұрын
Hens normally eat bugs! It's actually more natural for them to have an omnivorous diet and "vegetarian fed" eggs are just marketing bullshit. Loved the video!
@macgyver5108 2 жыл бұрын
Including small mealworms or other grubs.
@Abc-js7sh 2 жыл бұрын
Glad someone else knows their stuff 👍
@Snooker-cn3dm 2 жыл бұрын
But it is not natural for humans to consume meat, cheese or eggs. Humans are biological herbivores, more precisely starchivores. They raise cholesterol and cause heart disease, diabetes (type 1 and 2), Alzherimer's, rheumatoid arthritis etc.
@cloaker7237 2 жыл бұрын
@@Snooker-cn3dm uhuh… that’s why humanity spent its first hundred thousand years as hunters? Did they use their bows and spears to hunt apples? Come on, just use basic intelligence. I have nothing against vegans, but I have quite a bit against idiots spreading misinformation
@ThoolooExpress 2 жыл бұрын
@@Snooker-cn3dm That is very much not true. Almost all of the evolutionary characteristics that separate humans from our closest primate relatives developed specifically for hunting large game.
@garrl007 2 жыл бұрын
Judging by the RAW papers you guys must have had a pretty chilled out evening up there ;)
@austist Жыл бұрын
Gotta enjoy the outdoors you know ❤
@michaelhultstrom 2 жыл бұрын
And here I thought we were crazy to bring fresh potatoes, cooking water, beef and wine with actual glasses to go hiking in my 20ies. This is next level. Next you should do it on a space net!
@DaftFader 2 жыл бұрын
Space net buffet! If only they weren't flamable 😉
@matthein6960 2 жыл бұрын
Haha “used to like cliff bars”. I can’t imagine what the other climbers thought seeing you bring a full ass kitchen up the wall.
@Spacetrev Ай бұрын
If they thought anything other than “legend” they didn’t pass the vibe check
@davidtorres8396 2 жыл бұрын
Giving excellent snacks to passing climbers must have made their day. This is awesome!
@beauhill5746 2 жыл бұрын
just noticed Ryan has a Dawn wall crew jacket on. I would love to hear his side of that story one day. He has a great video personality and i think it would be a good quick side video to throw out.
@FallLineJP 2 жыл бұрын
100% would love to hear that as well!
@vertikalohigh9583 2 жыл бұрын
Lentils and curry paste! Ever lasting food. Put the lentils, I prefere the tiny orange indian type ones, in a 0,5 liter bottel. A little more than half full. Fill bottle up with water and climb all day. In the eavening pour in pot, add some more water, a spoon of curry paste, some salt and heat. And done ist your tasty, vegan, rich in protein indian Daal soup.
@nicstroud 2 жыл бұрын
This video didn't appear in my feed, the algorithm didn't bring me here. No, I clicked through from Steve Mould's video about bath plug chain coming out of a beaker. Two topics related so unbelievably tenuously. >>>>> Anyway, here I am, watching you, do something I am not even remotely interested in trying for myself. Trust me, that safety talk, not needed here but thanks all the same. You have however, earned my subscription though and I am happy to watch you do it all day long. Truly mesmerising, I can't look away.
@grosminetytp5520 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe KZfaq thinks that you're a hipster. Some coffee ?
@brabhamfreaman166 Жыл бұрын
OP describes me pretty damn accurately too!
@YouTubestolemyhandlethosemofos 2 жыл бұрын
I pre-made a bunch of rice and bean burritos for a trip in the AK coast range a couple years ago. Didn’t think that one through very well. Most of you probably already know this but burritos tend to freeze when the day time temps don’t get above 10 degrees. I spent 14 days munching frozen burritos 😬.
@mitchellbarnow1709 2 жыл бұрын
I smiled so much watching you and your shenanigans on El Capitan, that my face still hurts!
@nathankenny7454 2 жыл бұрын
The butter noodles story is the best story I’ve ever heard
@michaelapress 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe you didn’t call it “super gouda-nough” cheese
@kushking5354 2 жыл бұрын
That sly pack of raw at 5:46 😎😂 keeping it real on El Cap 💚
@erintheshadowcatcher 2 жыл бұрын
Eating better than half the people in the valley 🤣 I love this.
@chiyo9014 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing you in Steve's video was super cool. Already doing your part for science outside of the climbing world!
@DaftFader 2 жыл бұрын
Should of filled up the BBQ with stuff you'll not need till the top of where you're going! :p
@ryansheridan5015 2 жыл бұрын
The pro tips are always in the comments.
@floorticket 2 жыл бұрын
Did everyone forget their Swiss Army knife with a corkscrew?
@mmiles317 2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever tried military MREs? You can buy them surplus and they have a really long shelf life. You can reduce the size by removing everything from all the packaging and it will repackage a lot smaller. Really high caloric meals that will clog you up so not a lot of pooping going on! And they improved in taste over the ones I used to eat in the 1980's!
@bakerstreet101 2 жыл бұрын
This is hella fun camping! Great this has been memorialized. Life doesn't get much better than being young and doing things like this with like-minded friends.
@macgyver5108 2 жыл бұрын
For a bunch of "slackers"...😏 I'm quite impressed with everything ya'll do, from the videography, tests, books. Top, notch, work.
@jamcdonald120 2 жыл бұрын
Next time on how Not to El Capitan: "So we installed this solar powered chest freezer half way up"
@michaelsukut6101 2 жыл бұрын
Bro that wake and bake on the ledge would be an epic sesh
@macgyver5108 2 жыл бұрын
11:33 butter by itself unrefrigerated, sure. Pasta is made from "grain", a starch. So once cooked, you basically started making a batch of "prison butter beer"... 🤣
@ryansheridan5015 Жыл бұрын
You could really taste the fermentation. It was gnarly
@tomasdanko4718 2 жыл бұрын
You got me at the melon and the sticker. Hilarious
@dvybeyond 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, that line is simply amazing!
@jimbojet8728 Жыл бұрын
Well done, great fun. Thanks.
@timl5610 2 жыл бұрын
Loved this video. I live in the flattest part of the uk so no tips but this was really informative! Thanks
@Tac0caT0 2 жыл бұрын
Pure dirtball fun! That whole gang seems like a hoot to kick it with!
@austinadams3400 2 жыл бұрын
steve mould sent me, amazing channel definitely will sub👍
@_MDSasquatch 2 жыл бұрын
Woah guy @5:40 in the sleeping bag looks like he’s just unsecured chilling up there. Scary
@DaftFader 2 жыл бұрын
Bro that's hilarious just feeding random climbers as they climb past hahaha!
@TerrenceCallahan 2 жыл бұрын
Halfway up a mountain... in the dark... Still slaps the bag Yessir, subscribed
@ryansheridan5015 2 жыл бұрын
That Guac is the reason she was able to free climb elcap. Heard it here first!
@johnnycigar3240 2 жыл бұрын
You should get in touch with some alpinists and go climb some 5.4 AI2 in winter. The snow all around allows you to cook a bunch of water heavy stuff without needing to carry water everywhere.
@johnnyrodeck 2 жыл бұрын
Nice bread toss and catch, LOL!
@michaelsukut6101 2 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or do most of big wall climbers seem high af. I mean elevated with the good stuff. So how odd is it to get lit on the wall is my question.
@RainBoxRed 2 жыл бұрын
Really liked this type of comradery on big walls video.
@neil8247 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome (and very silly)! 😄🤘
@NASkeywest 2 жыл бұрын
You should set up a food shop up there. For $10 climbers can get a burger, a drink, and can rest before finishing the climb.
@HowNOT2 2 жыл бұрын
Free gets you friends in high places!
@littleraeofsunshine Жыл бұрын
Do I have any desire to rock climb? No. Do I want to have a picnic on the side of a rock face? Now, absolutely.
@williamspencer1935 Жыл бұрын
Would have loved to see the other high line anchor with all the cams
@FallLineJP 2 жыл бұрын
From “how not to poop” to “how not to cook”. Isn’t that backwards?
@macgyver5108 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, you always need to doo the "groundwork" first for a good foundation! 😏
@musubk 2 жыл бұрын
How not to organize your videos
@AaronAlso 2 жыл бұрын
YES!!!! YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO SLAP IT!
@tommuhlemanjr.3871 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome video Ryan!
@andrewstoll4548 2 жыл бұрын
Eat your oatmeal out of a cup. A little more water after to rinse your cup. Drink that water. Camp clean super good enough.
@stephenbaretich7166 2 жыл бұрын
Just commenting for Ryans dope bread catch!
@ryansheridan5015 Жыл бұрын
@8:16 Totally forgot about this. Thanks for the laugh
@ceterfo Жыл бұрын
I really only ever go camping with my dad and I've been spoiled my entire life. He's a fantastic cook and has a little bit of an obsession about being able to make reconstituted bowl meals that tastes as good reconstituted as they did when they were freshly baked. Just get a bog-standard dehydration Tower I'm talking one of the cheap ones.
@feluver 2 жыл бұрын
Not enough attention is being paid to that chicken comment. Chickens are freaking dinosaurs! They sure as heck aren't choosing that vegetarian lifestyle.
@macgyver5108 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, closest living relatives to Tyrannosaurus freaking REX... "Hey, let's make them vegetarian!"
@azzeptedyoutube9475 2 жыл бұрын
got to love that morning @5:45 Raw ;)
@theecanmole 2 жыл бұрын
I was so worried about the green chopping board - but I see at 3:59 it is tied in. That's a relief!
@Zucifer8 Жыл бұрын
I don't know anything about climbing. Why were you worried? What's bad about it not being tied in? Are you worried about it falling? They can just put it back in their bags right?
@Debrugger Жыл бұрын
@@Zucifer8 Falling things kill people more than anything else in climbing. Granted it's mostly rocks but no need to add furniture and cookware to that.
@Zucifer8 Жыл бұрын
@@Debrugger oh ok makes sense. Thank you!
@MD-bf2ce 2 жыл бұрын
Trippin on the mountain....yes please
@ndeglymes 2 жыл бұрын
Damn I left before the guacamole! I feel cheated
@benja_mint 2 жыл бұрын
it doesnt matter how much stuff you bring, theres never a cork screw
@ilyaSyntax 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way Ryan enunciates like at 3:57 "eaTen"
@johnwaters4566 2 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up on the tasty bites curry meals with rice.
@SamSchickler 2 жыл бұрын
Soooo good!
@6sc23 2 жыл бұрын
I packed 7 days of cliff bar on pct Jmt section. Never ate a cliff bar on the rest of pct
@evab.6240 2 жыл бұрын
Whaaaat this is so awesome.. 😁
@OmegaPointZen 2 жыл бұрын
I would like to see a range of Rappel Racks tested, for their strength and rope fatigue.
@eriklang9347 2 жыл бұрын
The boiling water poured directly into the oatmeal packet works great until you find out the glue holding the packet together wasn’t solid so boiling water pour out all over your lap and hand
@vazap8662 2 жыл бұрын
Coolest BBQ I've ever seen!
@dirt5547 2 жыл бұрын
I have been outback camping for decades and much of the same techniques are used. One day I'll learn to get off the ground. LOL
@grandolph9281 2 жыл бұрын
‘How NOT to Become a Cooking Show’
@lawrencecole6527 2 жыл бұрын
That looked like smoked gouda which is fantastic. As long as it's actually smoked.
@ETamJP 2 жыл бұрын
Damn. That’s a lot of stuff in the backpacks, and you have to bring the trash down as well.
@8960056 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this after the poop video was recommended to me... I can't 😂
@RoadsideRescue 2 жыл бұрын
get that sticker off! every gram counts boys! haha :)
@golopeters1152 2 жыл бұрын
I guess that was the first time seeing HIM highline.
@haveawonderfulday279 2 жыл бұрын
That’s hilarious!
@hollisbankston5822 Жыл бұрын
This is the video that I understood high lining
@peterburke3577 2 жыл бұрын
can u do some testing about big wall/mountain bags?
@jamcdonald120 2 жыл бұрын
this channel: "This is a really bad idea, but we did it any way. You shouldnt do this"
@irakperez Жыл бұрын
1:11 I suddenly laughed and woke up my wife... she punched me 🤣
@FappinSteve 2 жыл бұрын
Steve Mould, a KZfaqr with over a million subs, just included you in his most recent video! (I'm assuming you already know, as you've probably given permission) Awesome!
@nivlac945 21 күн бұрын
Which video is this?
@eeeeee9000 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t know if I’d be drinking wine up there lmao
@antsara9218 2 жыл бұрын
pretty cool group
@billjohnson69 2 жыл бұрын
Our hens absolutely love chicken. Savages.
@matthewgough9533 2 жыл бұрын
If you're not eating filet mignon when you beast up El Cap, is it just like driving with an automatic gearbox? Is it even still big wall climbing?
@natejackson7250 2 жыл бұрын
These guys are nuts
@maxwaters1461 2 жыл бұрын
What is the elevation of Heart Cliff on El Capitan were you had your picnic? Just insane, absolutely insane, wish I were not afraid of heights.
@lordofnothing. 2 жыл бұрын
non vegetarien hens are often fed with pellets made from fish meal. which is a big ass problem, considering the fish and eco situation in our oceans. so yeah: vegi hens are cool!
@Sef_Era Жыл бұрын
What do you ‘say’ to the people you happen across while filming these things? Like, “hey, we’re doing a KZfaq video, and we’re going to be cooking steaks up here. Want some?”?
@richardsmith9918 2 ай бұрын
That's about how I normally cook in my cramped apartment neat, talking guac bowl
@Olli999Olli999 2 жыл бұрын
This is awsome, why do I think that this also involves alot of going to the toilette 🤦♂️
@thatdude3943 2 жыл бұрын
You just got a shoutout from a 1M sub channel (Steve Mould)!
@brianrodman1033 Жыл бұрын
6:00 - chickens will go crazy over meat if you toss some into a chicken coup. when feeding kitchen scraps to them they will eat the meat before the vegetables.
@alangoldbergwoldarsky7021 2 жыл бұрын
i just realize that you can have a "climthru" .... good business i guess
@brabhamfreaman166 Жыл бұрын
Captive audience! There’s an El Capitive joke there I’m too tired to make.
@Razeer13 2 жыл бұрын
What's the highline scene tune?
@qhilliq 2 жыл бұрын
Chickens just like most other birds, will eat honestly everything and anything lol
@juniorjunior5906 2 жыл бұрын
This is the life i decided to live !
@mike78at 2 жыл бұрын
Next step: doing all of this on a hanging belay!
@felicitypaigesings 2 жыл бұрын
Made me hungry :/ and also crave climbing
@elDoober 2 жыл бұрын
I believe there was more than wine involved here.....
@MD-bf2ce 2 жыл бұрын
I've had those giggles and look before.. Someone's third eye is gazing up there!
@NASkeywest 2 жыл бұрын
I just eat fruit, nuts, tuna cans, and loads of protein bars. Each summer I travel and live out of my car and I have eaten protein bars for over a month straight. I actually got super ripped from just eating protein
@RJBond121 2 жыл бұрын
This man has never seen chickens tear a mouse apart and eat it.
@gaiseric9518 2 жыл бұрын
How do you not roll off the edge?
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