You have been officially upgraded to “KZfaqr I have in the background while numbing my mind with games”! 🎉

Whenever a truck driver aggressively tells you that they’ve had “an… interesting life” your safest bet statistically is to assume serial killer. Just file that away under “serial killer” and go from there.

I'm 5’1” and the phrase “I prefer extremely petite women” made me want to move to another solar system.

As a 31 year old man Id seriously rather die alone than meet someone on tinder.

Pregnant Sonic still haunts him to this day… 🔥

"Professionals" or "pros" is sometimes a euphemism for prostitute. I feel like it's older slang though, given I heard it on a Golden Girls episode. These days you're more likely to see someone on the apps say they don't want a partner with an Only Fans account.

I know that to most of us out of touch non dating-app users their language is incomprehensible, but I'm pretty sure that with "professionals" he means prostitutes using the app to solicit.

i matched with a guy on tinder once who did it just to tell me i was ugly. i replied "ok?" and he unmatched me. there are some interesting specimens on these apps.

6:05 we must stop this discrimination against lizards!

"doesn't mean I like electricity!" the lamp behind you: 🥺🥺🥺🥺

"im in the hospital" must have fell from heaven.

Be sure anyone you meet up with isn't a wizard who will take your bone(s). 💀

Wait....so "well I'm in a hospital right now" is not an appropriate response? Damn....🔥

Providing me with content to watch at 2 in the morning, keep up the good work

Me when I learn how to use member emojis:

03:15 The problem with that is that most people I see on dating apps have (almost) empty bios and you can't always see things on their photos, so I'm hoping that by putting my 3 biggest no's, they will swipe themselves left (if they even read my bio) and I will have less disappointing matches. Of course it shouldn't be the first or only thing you put in your bio though and often you can phrase it in a more positive way ("I don't want a loner" --> "Looking for someone who's outgoing"). Edit: The dating app I use luckily has a word limit of 1000 characters, so that helps! 🔥

Idk why but this dude would make a good young gandalf

As someone who was on Bumble for a while, this video is therapy. Much.needed.therapy.

the handrails pullover got me

Corse bro uploads this at midnight, he is hoping to catch some of those rare nocturnal baddies

Im so happy i decided to watch your channel beyond the shorts

A lot of people of dating apps are pretty calculating and trust me I know a lot about calculators

The truck driver who didnt want a professional was referring to sex workers. There are tons of people on dating apps who demand you "pay for gas" for them to meet you. It's their ignorant way of hoping it wont get them caught for breaking the law by demanding cash to meet up.

"Professional" literally just means someone who has a paid occupation. Saying you don't want any professionals is essentially saying you don't want any adults.

this was definitely a Ride to watch after having been awake for 30+ hours lmao, people do be wildin 🔥🔥

"What do you do for work?" is often a way to start a very dull conversation, to be fair.

4:48 The… The “Yes ma’am” 😭🦋🦋🦋🦋

I’ve been waiting for you to react to dating apps again. I’m so happy.

i understand the reference on his jacket

Man I love your videos and your humor 🔥

To be fair, i put stuff i don't like in my dating profile along with stuff i do like, but that's mostly so other people don't waste their time. I have a ton of hobbies and interests, but to most people on dating apps, I assume I'm pretty boring because i don't go to parties, drink, smoke, or other illicit things, so i have those in my profile so they know I'm not interested if they'd want to do those things together

Love these! 🔥

Always enjoy these

Thanks, now i know how to use dating apps 🙂👍 🔥

I thought the thumbnail was meant to be a butt💀💀

i love your videos man!

No words to describe this🔥

The Handrails sweatshirt is so good😂😂😂

@12:00 like two healthy kidneys... Am I Charlie the unicorn, cuz I might loose 1 or 2 with that description.

has bro been looksmaxing jesus

ur videos are amazing 😂

8:50 The Gmod death sound killed me

Don't know how to do fire emoji on browser but loved the content!!

The one and only Jackson The Chad Field🔥

4:54 I still believe that this is self sabotage; if he would be interested in living out his fantasies he could also do it in a less creepy way, exchange every wordafter titty with "then I would want to know your depeest desires and fulfill them with each other. " don't get me wrong, its still very out there but it is something from which the dialogue could continue (hevily relying on the hornyness of the other but not reducing thwm or yourself to animalistic behavior or atleast some that feels animalistic.)

got a bumble ad while watching this😭😭

As a lizard person from the shadow government the part at 6:04 was very offensive to me and my shadow government co workers 🦎

🔥 Dating apps be wildin’ as always

Sick video, Jackson

Ye, oke, I like the LudStyle, you still have your own spin on it. Kudos.

This video was 🔥

JACKSON JUST DROPPED A NEW VIDEO 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Got a bumble ad while watching this 😭😭

Epic video!!

These video are so good

11:49 bro its funnier when you consider that the tallest man alive is 8'1

Nice hoodie 🔥🔥🔥

I like the new stache jackson

Jackson not understanding "professional" 😅

11:27 gotta love the soulja boy cotton eye joe

I met you in my dream last night. Tried to say i was a huge fan but you didn’t hear me 🔥🔥

The exact frame he uses for thumbnail 5:02

Loved this video, btw can I send you something ? 😇

I tried dating apps... they were a nightmare. Men on there are there to bang and that's it. I don't recommend any woman with low self esteem go on these sites because they will manipulative you, put you down and make you feel worse than you did alone. It's better to meet someone where you can get to know eachother passively without the underlying expectations. I'm just thankful that i no longer have to face the dating hellscape anymore.

11:25 10+/10 music choice, hat's off to you

Dude you should do these live

According to wikipedia there have been 29 people in history who were 8ft tall, 6 of which are currently alive, so she definitely has a chance at least.

I got a bumble ad watching this 😭😭

That Beethoven line was gold

"I feel like Abigail's describing her ex husband" - or her 1 daughter.

🔥 also 7ft makes you a literal giant.

In the description there is a featured place and it's Jackson field 😂😂😂😂

theres like six people alive that are over or are 8 feet tall

what's up milkers is actually so funny HAHAHAHAHA

6:42 Doesn’t mean I like electricity, in fact, it really hurts… when you touch it 😂

i may be too young to be on tinder but this is quality entertainment

This works as well as driving around in a chevy camaro ever could.

4 minutes ago! I may not be Australian but I sure sleep at the same time as them.

Holy shite some of these people need a hug 🔥

Bro's literally crackle from Carmen Sandiego

dude why dont people watch these long from videos as much, plz dont stop making them

Love the handrails hoodie, where can I get it

5:10 definitely says Denny's

I was here before the thumbnail was censored

You need hand rails

The profiles in this video gave me black lung

I rather die alone than use a dating app

ahh help every thin is on 🔥🔥‍🔥

11:48 sis is looking to date Frankenstein's Creature 😂

Oh god, i'm unironically thought tinder was such crazy only in Russia. But it seems males the same everywhere😂 thank universe, i'm into ladies.

The dude in the thumnail is packing 8+ inches 💀

I just realized what the text on his hoodie meant lol

My eyes have been burned up

1:06 "Drake's got nothing on this guy" 😭😭😭😭

Fourteen minutes ago it’s 3:15 in Texas 😭

hey Jackson buddy has anyone ever told u u look like a famous Chinese comedian? his name is Stephen Chow and he's been in like 50 films.

8pm drop interesting

man has the hammer

For someone like me who's never used tinder. I don't like the idea anymore and I agree with jackson when I guy says I want to send you something it's definitely a cock pick. 🔥

making sure to do the complete opposite of everything in this video so i have a chance with jackson