shut up and take my money!

That would be an _excellent_ prank!

Omg I want this

Ahh old tech. I remember swapping the records between my sister's laugh and cry doll and my neighbors soldier.

I so wanna see video of this if anyone ever does it, lmfao

Creeper_Playz says the Sound Garden Fan!

But what does the fox say?

@@ErikvanderKolk ...go home.

So you could sort of "turn table" these tracks a little bit by just controlling the rate with your hand on the spinning arrow. You could make them go slow or in reverse. That's where the real good demonic stuff's at....

The rooster says... [dog abuse]

Because it is the exact same sound

Also trollge

@@theheavy6430 no.

@@Deezboyofficial yes

I think it's cause it was heavily inspired by the games of that time period! And I also recognized it from there too. Good game!

Actually the synthesizer pronounced it right... in french x)

@@alduin240 and knowing that Hermione is a french name...

hERMY oNE gRAAAANGER.

@AlexH27 that's actually how to say her name the correct way

*haarrrmeeneee grraaannnggggeerrr*

Yeah like the CD/EBS/EAS voices for a start...

What came before them were even worse. You heard a bit of the Voder there at the end, but at that time there were a few other versions that were pure nightmare fuel.

Faith used them extremely well.

This.

The voder is the worst

That right there, was a YTP in itself, lolz

have you seen the 8bit guy tech moan memes where david is constantly pestering him! check it out then you will know

I hope you're doing okay right now

@@Kai_On_Paws_4298 I am. I hope you’re doing fine too.

I think its so awesome you are blind and still using KZfaq to listen to things and interact with people!!

@@ChairmanMeow1 I agree, Its incredible how accessible things are nowadays

​@@ChairmanMeow1there's multiple blind KZfaq content creators like Tommy Edison

what

Trollge

Russia can’t even afford to feed its troops; they honestly eat ONE MEAL every 3 days if they are •in• combat and only twice a week when they are not in combat! Yes, Russian military members eat only two MEALS every seven days when they are not fighting! Not two as in breakfast, lunch and dinner for two days but only two servings of food COMBINED! Those two Russian “meals” are one cracker and 64 grams (half cup) of unflavored oatmeal! That is a lightweight breakfast snack in NATO but for Russia that is their entire meal that is supposed to last them three entire days! THREE WHOLE DAYS! I am not joking nor exaggerating! Russia puts on a show on the world stage but in reality, they are a washed up ex-superpower on it’s knees about to collapse, AGAIN! They were NEVER a super power country to begin with; they have been living in the shadows of the United States since before the age of timeso technically they can’t be washed up because they were never there to begin with and the good people of America need to expose these fake Russians for whom they are. America should invade Russia, seize their oil and timber industries and use Russia as their garbage dump.

@@legalizerapingrussianbroad8299 Epic trolling man, well done. I truly believe you are being honest especially because you created your channel 2 weeks ago.

@@jcke-2143 I thought SCP-001 “When Day Breaks”

Thank you for this time stamp I can’t stop rewatching it

Specially the "craaap" segment 😂😂

That's awful

So your dad used his computer to bully your brother? And that's great?

that's hilarious hahahah

Woah the founding fathers really enjoyed those *PAKS* .

P R O G A M

@@kayleyisdisturbing8990 the founding fathers were the 1700s so sadly they weren’t able to enjoy the PAKs :( however, Theodore Roosevelt sure did!

Yeees! I want episode about Vocaloid #MakeVocaloidGreatAgain

Yesssss I hope he can cover Defoko! She's the default UTAU and is entirely computer generated (no human vocals whatsoever)!

Great to see a video of mikus great grandparents

Or dectalk I love hearing dectalk sing,I've tried to learn how to do it but every time I do it it crashes. I must be typing in the code wrong.

@@manoerinafanchannel3196 ah, darn. I must have heard wrong ;w; Thanks for letting me know!

"BEE SZEVENTEEN BAWMBER"!

They'll never do it in time! The code the code, figure out the code!! Uhh... what? I gotta diffuse this bomb! It won't be easy! Replace this fourth, this first, this third, this second. OSHIT OSHIT!!! OH GAAAAAAAAH!!! **KABOOOOM**

I was looking for this comment!! hahaha

I would love to see AVGN and David video .

Yeah.

Mike's Mac Shack I wonder if it was inspired by the YTP folks have made with content from the channels.

Mike's Mac Shack Brilliant acting by Techmoan there... Slight tease in his last video too at 8-Bit Guy’s channel. All in good fun... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e7GcaZCX1b2bj6M.html

Oh hi mio

69 likes *nice*

Look up The Infinity Project I am Feeling Very Weird at 2:53 It has a small bridge of bass "drop" or rather line where it's the low end c63 voicee

@Gabriel Howell hell yea

@ExDeeXD Music Thath ExDeeXD

yesssss

"Why does your car Moooooooo?" "Fuck, I forgot my keys" LOL

@@bourdonbt "The duck says quack" "Yeah I know the door is open, shut up car"

"You just hit a cow. Mooooo."

"The cat says, meow".... DAMN IT, that's gonna be expensive.

MORTIS

Thats why i looked in the comments

I KNEW I HEARD THAT SOMEWHERE!

Was about to say this.

That's exactly what I thought as well XD

Being somewhat of a polyglot, I couldn't agree more; the more linguistic knowledge I've obtained, the worse I find English spelling... Though, it's not just at the spelling level, but all the way down to how letters/characters are pronounced; while there is no consensus on why it happened, all of this seems to be related to "the great vowel shift." P.S.: I'm *not* at all surprised, that someone who *wasn't* a native English speaker, was the first one to *study* this; I'd also like to think, that the first person to notice there was something funky (*not* the good kind.) about the English language, wasn't a native English speaker either. P.P.S.: While I'm not at all familiar with French, I've heard that it's also pretty bad; which makes me wonder why they're so conservative, when it comes to their language... P.P.P.S.: I'd very much like a written language reform, for *many, if not all* languages; I don't see the point in having an unnecessarily hard, or time consuming writing/reading systems. In this case, I don't believe "because it works," or "traditions," etc. are viable answers... Excuses, rather...

@@SpaceCakeism yes I agree, the spellings Chaucer used were radically different from now and also the pronunciation was different.

The best description I've read of the English language is that it is not one language, but three languages in a trench coat posing as one.

Yeeeah duuuude the F word! Whoa way more impactful

If you ever want to be frustrated by English structure, try writing a program to turn an integer into its English representation. e.g. 100 -> “one hundred”

Same.

it kinda sounds like the first ea sports intro

Nice Aphex profile picture

@@gooodels cheers XD much love, have a nice day now

I'm waiting for the Speak n Spell to say "L. I. M. P. Say it. Discover." xD

It's a reference to some KZfaq-Poops that TerriblePerson made: kzfaq.info/love/MgZV74ir2PfQChBH_gkWjQvideos (and spin-offs that others made kzfaq.info?search_query=8-bit+guy+techmoan ).

Typing out a prank call to Techmoan - pretty good. Actually getting him to film a clip for it - perfect!

This battle may be over, but the war has just begun.

@@TheBaldr Noice!

Flippin eck!

MORTIS

The YTP was canon all along.

I found _Nostalgia Nerd_ first, then _Technology Connections_ before finding _Techmoan._ That chain eventually led me to *The 8-Bit Guy* with stops at _The Gaming Historian_ from time to time.

vocaloid is a great software for many reasons, including accessibility. for japanese beginners or people who get a grasp of hiragana or romaji/romanized japanese syllables and wanna make a cover or original song in the japanese language (or any language. ive seen people use the japanese voice databases for multilingual songs many times and it is interesting! it isnt just limited to japanese if you can get it to sound right.), inputing the syllables are easy for them due to how vocaloid seperates japanese syllables in a really easy way. i enjoy it too. :3

It's great, but made for singing. Doesn't produce natural sounding speech - maybe, if you tweaked a lot of settings. There are similar programs made for speech specifically.

⁠@@5ucurI’m quite interested which programs are made for speech?

@@chills_tiny_mom Voiceroid, Voicepeak, & Voicevox come to mind, and there are probably others, too. Voiceroid has some familiar characters' voices avaliable, such as Yuzuki Yukari and Tsurumaki Maki (i.e. I don't recognise any of the other two softwares' characters from anywhere else). And like singing synths can be tweaked to produce some sort of speech, these speech synths can be tweaked to produce some sort of singing (or rapping, probably with fewer tweaks). At least, I've read about this being possible with Voiceroid; I don't know about the other two. Quick edit: Oh and there's also CeVIO, which among other voices has IA & ONE from the Aria On The Planetes project, as well as - apparently - also Yuzuki Yukari and Tsurumaki Maki.

@@5ucur thx for the quick response 😇 damn why didn’t I think of voiceroid I knew what that is 😭 also yes I have tried to tune singing synths on vocaloid to sound like they’re talking but it gets quite hard 😅 and yeah yukari is on cevio

I make Google voice say"Mary had a big fat ass."

80's electro #1

Hell yeah!

Я твои слуга, Я твои работник

Computer World uses S&S extensively.

@@simonzinc-trumpetharris852 What is S&S ? Sorry if it is in the video, I watched it some days ago but still have the tab open but too lazy to watch it again

I still got the program

I used to have so much fun when I was younger playing with the tempo of speech of Microsoft Sam lol ... Thanks for the nostalgic moment!

Soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy Edit: Dammit Gboard.

That was my favourite part of Windows XP, not gonna lie.

you still got it i windows 10, just go to start> all apps >windows ease of access> narrator

Bee sheventeen baawwwmer...

@@Suralin0 THE CODE THE CODE! FIGURE OUT THE CODE! I guess I gotta defuse the bomb?! Uh...

@@LaskyLabs If only he had used the AVGN clip

𝙸𝚃 𝚆𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙱𝙴 𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚈!

AVGN : BUUEEEE SHUVENTEEN BUMBEEEEER !

Well at least we got BOM SQUOD

“Flack”

SAME

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/f7CZYN2ildi0cZs.html

Memories I didn't even know I had 😂😂

Chrysle New Yorker or le Baron, between 1982 and 1987.. comfy drive and light on fuel

I read that at the same time he said that.

The E Games same wtf 🤣🤣

Same,

Kids in my middle school had to be physically stopped from making the terminal on the macs say swear words

I do it all the time at work when I'm bored lmao

Asterisk asterisk asterisk yoooooyooyooyooyooyooyooyooyooo

Yes, I was hoping for a mention!

Yup..nothing about that...Sad

Indeed. We laughed our butts of the thing trying to pronounce Finnish words!

Yep. Used to put in nonsensical words that it would try and pronounce, as long as you placed in a vowel, otherwise it would recite the individual letters! And three full stops gave you "and so on". So ........................... would give you many "and so on's."

Long Distance FTW!

I wonder how much it costs to crank yank Britain from the United States?

?

@@superdoom1unrevealed231 AVGN reference. he did a video that included the, I believe, intellivoice

@@boa_firebrand intellivision

Mattel Electronics presents: DESTROY ALL HOOMANS

GHERSBERSTERRRRRRR

@Timothy Honiss 15:55

Nice touch that he starts by dialing 01144 which is the callout code from the US to the UK.

Flippin' idiot :) glares at phone

Yeah, it didn't show him dialing the whole number, but I wonder if he did actually call Mat in England...or if he has actually talked to him on the phone at any time. Seems like it would cost a pretty penny.

Truly enjoyed that.

Expand dong

hi there expand dong

@@jeltesmit7255 why

@@jeltesmit7255 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/raqpn7yW06-uhYU.html

Hello, Expand Dong

GERSTBERSTERSS

I LOVE THIS COMPANY!!!

mattel electronics presents BEEEEEEEEEEEE SEVENTEEEEEEN BOAAOAOAOAOAOOAMBER

@@roberte2945 it won't be easy

DUH COAD DAH COUD FIGGER OT DEH COED

Yo finnaly a cinemassicre reference

When is the next YTP?

Yo it's my man CS188, if you are wondering a few weeks ago he made a livestream making a YTP of the Galaxy Flip keynote

You're everywhere, too, right?

hey

I always read your name in Obama's voice, cs188!

Yep. And the example that said "Don't forget to take your keys." was actually an electronic one, using the same chip as the Speak and Spell.

Yup! The one in the car was the electronic one used in some Chrysler and GM cars and the analog record was used mostly in Nissans, all in the 1980s.

I think so.

I'd believe it. They did both express amusement at the YTP videos.

@@RAMChYLD what can you do people are dumb?

Someone needs to take that feud and turn it into a video game.

Patrick Courreges Waiting for that!

Techmoan is boss, I don't know why 8-Bit Guy hurts him so.

That was hilarious

I look forward to all of the YTP videos that clip will end up in

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l9KEoZmblaqcoH0.html

It was actually pretty good! The cameo is spot on!

why doesn't this have any replies? that's really impressive!

attackquack I distinctly remember it sounding like there was an L in there: B 17 BAAAAALLLLLLLLLLMRRRRRRR

howchoo I'd say more like "Bowmer", however it'll vary from person to person how they interpret the sounds. (think yanny/laurel)

BEEEEE SEVAAAAHHHNNNNTEEEEENNNNN BOOAAAAAAOOOOMMMMMEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

You are aware he doesn’t have it, right?

BEYYYYY SEVENTEEEN BAWWWWMMBER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What's the game on 15:00? I have been looking for it for years but don't know what system or the name. Thanks

speech synthesis and singing synthesis are kind of different, but as broad as this guy goes, they would fit right in

Nah, Vocaloid is just a voice synthesizer that can stretch, change pitch and other things to the generated voice

@@alexkubrat3868 it still uses concatenative synthesis in the same way speech synthesizers do

OUT DEMON

YESSSSSS

I watch jacksepticeye play it

𝘼 𝙜𝙪𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙩.

I HEARD A DOOR OPEN UPSTAIRS.

And it was even a bigger challenge to let SAM speak in a other language like mine is :-) I remember how i used many tricks.

I got SAM to speak Swedish... but the text to make that happen wasn't readable in any language at all

@@thiesenf i believe that :D

Could it say soi?

Making these speech synthesizers speak in Polish was a great fun, especially that I didn't speak English back then, so figuring out how to use letters so they sound like my language felt like coding.

YES haha I was looking for this comment

Beat me to it

METTEL ELEKTRONIKS PREZENTS BAWMB SKWAD

That’s been stuck in my head for years... takes me right back to the AVGN days! 😂

Came here for this. Wasn't disappointed

Actually I'm 37

I still make mine say dirty words

I was 12

Today I let Google translator say dirty words (sometimes). I'm 41 years old.

My brother and I called a radio station once with Sbatso, spelled wrong it was the speech synthesis for the Sound Blaster sound card, and we asked the DJ to play a song. The guy said, "I'll see what I can do man." :) If he only knew what he just talked to. :)

You know what's more impressive? Of course 火锅大王 XD

Fan passed by.

@@diggerszhang Tiananmen Square

@@crazilynoobz Hahahah, funny that you'd say it here

@@diggerszhang yeah i just wanna point out he's selling out to the ccp

Capital E, capital A, capital _SPORTS_

Same

Put it in exactly like this and it says it perfect. E Ay Sports, It's in the game

@@coondogtheman with the way the guy says it it's more like "sin the game"

There's the digital talking dashboard on the Audi Quattro - /watch?v=-6YV5rxzxXY And the english version - /watch?v=P88AnM3z_wI

He also utterly fuxed everything about the TI system - it actually models a voice box and what is on the ROMs is modelling data, the equivalent of a voice on a normal synth. I am guessing he didnt know the difference between LPC speech synthesis and LPCM wavefile audio. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linear_predictive_coding

In France, there's been for exemple an option on some Renault 25s that provided speech for some functions.

I have a difficult time believing the 1985 Maxima used a digital voice. It didn't sound like and old chain smoker.

@@peshozmiata The Quattro I had was fitted with a small dictaphone size cassette mechanism which qued up to the message, then played it and rewound, different cassettes gave different languages.

Bacon420 hey

Do you have retinitis pigmentosa?

@@gregorymalchuk272 naah it was just extreme cataracts heh.

@@Bacon420 Did you get them fixed? Cataracts aren't really a reason to be blind to the point of needing braille or aids if you're living in a first world country.

@@gregorymalchuk272 My parents in 1975 decided not to get lens transplants, so I just lived with shitty vision forever haha. Due to a few other issues, there was too much scar tissue to ever do it again. I do read braille still, which is rare these days! I had lots of magnification devices through school.

he actually completely fuxed it. Those old chryslers used a TI chip, and the TI chips used true synthesis - just like any synthesizer they only had a limited number of stored voices, it wasnt recorded sound in the ROMs but the parameters for a synthesizer.

Really? Cool!

Yep. Chipspeech may be small in community, but it’s certainly dedicated to preservation.

the thing is he was completely wrong all round - those so called fakes are true speech synths - what they have stoired are synthesis parameters not recordings - a quick google would have told him that

Mijc Osis He showed the insides of the fakex. They were sound snippet playback machines with fancy marketing.

@@johnfrancisdoe1563 and that isnt at all how the TI based stuff works, including the Chrysler cars. They use LPC speech synthesis, which 8bitguy has sadly confused with LPCM audio, they have nothing in common beyond the word linear. The speak and spell uses a TI TMC0280 speech synthesiser which is fed parameters for a basic model of voice box which it then models, it doesnt just play back recorded sound en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linear_predictive_coding They are very much real synthesizers and what he claimed was like saying a synthesizer isnt a real synthesizer because it uses stored voices and midi. He utterly fuxed the video WRT TI based stuff, and with regards what is and isnt speech synthesis.

@@johnfrancisdoe1563 Also what he claimed with the shitty commodore magic voice was correct - but it is STILL a synthesizer as much as wave table synthesizers and samplers are synthesizers (he certainly wouldn't argue a Fairlight CMI or an EMU on an AWE32 isnt a synthesizer).

@@johnfrancisdoe1563 oh yeah - and that car thing was form a Nissan, Chrysler DEFINITELY used TI synths

Hmm, I just assumed you meant *vocoder*...but after googling "voder" I see what you mean.

@@samandrew8158 or watched the video til the end

Flack... watch out for flack....

Superior Software's Speech for the BBC B was true software speech synthesis in 1986